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Joined 06-26-12, id: 4086919, Profile Updated: 02-10-15
Author has written 3 stories for Devil May Cry, Soul Calibur, and Tekken.

Hey, what's up? Are you good? Do you like JalapeƱo flavored Cheetos? How are many toes do you have that aren't fingers?

I'm Safarilite. "Who cares?" I hear you thinking - yeah that's rite, I read minds. I'm a mind reeedah! - well you do obviously if you're reading my bio.

Okay, so instead of giving you a life story, or a profile of myself that would make me seem more like I'm looking for a significant other, more so than telling you of my fondness for reading, as well as writing, I'll just sum my whole personality for you with one sentence...aaaannnd maybe a few words after that.

I love laughing! I just do. Humor is my shiznick!

I have double X chromosomes (I'm a laydah!), I skateboard, cook, play video games, read, write, and watch TV. I also like building PC's! Aloof I can be, and the guitar I play.

Oh! I'm in college learning to be a video game designer and developer! I'm going to be the next Shigeru Miyamoto - only difference is I have boobies!

Sooooooooo, yeah, that's it.

*I wave* Later!

Note: If you want a more "in depth" look at the person - who's mental stability is currently in question - that I am, then click the link below. See ya.


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The life of an evil, genius mastermind by eventful reviews
No, seriously. It isn't easy being an evil, genius mastermind with an ambition to become God when when you're surrounded by idiots and have a grinning, creepy looking, prankster and a blind guy always babbling about justice, for subordinates.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2015 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen
A Curious Christmas by Lemontention reviews
It's an awful prank. An awfully funny prank. Lady helps Dante discover the identity behind the pranker, even if their in for a bit of a surprise.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Dante, Lady/Mary - Complete
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Everythings cool, sorta reviews
The DMC crew are somewhat like a happily disfunctional family 'nuff said
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,412 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Dante, Vergil, Nero
Odd one reviews
You know Lars right? Youngest leader of Tekken force army in history? Illegitimate son of Heihachi Mishima? If you said no it's cool he doesn't care, but Lee is jumping off the roof. He loves his little brother but is fed up with him being such a hermit, all he do is go to work and play games! So Lee being the social butterfly he is, teaches (forces) Lars to STOP BEING AWKWARD!
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Lars A., Lee C.
Chaos within chaos reviews
Pyrrha and Patroklos set out to find Cassandra. While on their journey, mass events of randomness occur to them and their comrades, some good, some bad and all around just screwed up! XibaxPyrrha, MaxixCassandra, NatsuxPatroklosxLeixia
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Pyrrha, Xiba