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Joined 06-26-12, id: 4087309, Profile Updated: 08-02-12
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Updated: 8/3/12


Previously Eleos on another (ugly) account. I mainly write JamesLily, though eventually I might resume PercyAnnabeth if I want to. I have weird internet friends. They also happen to be good writers. Go figure. Some are: jamesfedorapotter, Untiltheveryend7, GhostofBambi, musiclover99, XxXDaughtoftheKingXxX, and bubble drizzles, among others.

Anyway, if you have questions, PM me. I will answer. Promise.

Also: feel free to give constructive crit. It's the substanceless flames I dislike.

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On my tumblr, you can do anything.

Tumblr!Emily doesn't give a sh*t.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed my profile. Or my stories. Or anything.

Reviews are welcome. Seriously.


Also: hallo. This is kind of an impersonal profile but eh, what can you do?

Just some random facts about me:

• My name is Emily. Feel free to call me that.

• I'm not the best at writing and I'm constantly trying improve. Give me constructive crit. but please phrase it in an unhateful manner (ie. not a flame)

• I like penguins.

• And ducks.

• And giraffes.

• I'm kind of vulgar. And weird.

• I like poop jokes.

Well that's all for now. Toodles.

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Bloody Shangrila by fabiansgoldwatch reviews
"The way she babbled on about the place made it seem like some sort of promise land, but James knew full well that is was nothing of the sort. Sowsworth was a wasteland that comprised of seven shops, a pub, and the incredibly bored shadows of lonely people. It was not bloody Shangri-la." AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,075 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 6/10/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
James Potter's Lonely Marauders Club Band by insidethevoid reviews
He'll tell you he started it for the music, but really it was all about Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,831 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 7/2/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Age of Inertia by sevenperseids reviews
"You're a pretty, innocent-looking young witch. You could get away with anything." As an obituary writer and spy for the Order of the Phoenix, Lily looks to her past to keep the part about innocence at least partly true. LE/JP, set in 1979.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 158,621 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Starstruck by Seven Scribbles reviews
Lily Evans is looking forward to summer - until she finds the Marauders, England's top-selling band, hiding in her barn. Now, she has to deal with rockstar egos, an unwanted admirer, and the dark force that sent them into hiding in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,122 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Eighties by GhostOfBambi reviews
Their love story would eventually shape the future of their kind, but these kinds of things tend to take their time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,149 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Marriage Diaries by Jack'N'SallyGal reviews
"Marry: defined as entering into a close union. Or, marriage according to law or custom. My definition has been altered in light of recent discoveries: Life sentence to Azkaban Prison with James Potter as my cellmate."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 88,420 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 5/25/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9433 - Favs: 7,290 - Follows: 6,953 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 3,718 - Follows: 3,337 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Say When by jamespotterthefirst reviews
AU. A version of how Lily Evans and James Potter would have met if they were only two university students in a world where magic and Hogwarts didn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,646 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Love and Other Disasters by accioremote7 reviews
The classic story. Boy meets girl. The boy, James Potter, falls in love. The girl, Lily Evans… not so much. But, then again, if you throw in magic, best mates, slaggy girls, Quidditch, school exams, and a war… anything can happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,989 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The White Album by cgner reviews
James poses as an advice charm in Lily's diary. He's really got to start thinking through his shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,083 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/19/2012 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Remembering Lily by RMGryffindor reviews
What do you do when the love of your life forgets she loves you? Based loosley on The Vow James/Lily Post-Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,810 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lying Heart by nine miles to go reviews
Peter and his struggles to stay away from Gwen, post Movie-verse for The Amazing Spider-Man. COMPLETE!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 82,958 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
Through the Veil by Untiltheveryend7 reviews
"Sirius was floating... memories playing around him; all of his senses ignited with the ghosts of his past."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
Meet the Mother by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
"Mum!" James snapped, apparently on the verge of hysteria. Running his fingers through his hair he looked down at his smug mother with wide eyes. "Y-You...What did I tell you about talking to Hogwarts students? And, oh God, you had to talk to Lily!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bros Before Superheroes by JDPhoenix reviews
"I want you to know, I am no longer a fan of Spider-man on Facebook. That's how much I'm here for you."
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/13/2012 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.] Flash T./Agent Venom - Complete
Revocare by Untiltheveryend7 reviews
James tried to talk himself out of it, to tell himself that what he was planning was a bad thing to do – that Lily would not be happy with him in the slightest – that it was invasion of her privacy. But as James contemplated these thoughts, he was at the same time reaching for the quill that Lily had been writing in her diary with only minutes before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
beautiful contradictions by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETED - Looking for an in-character, realistic, original, canon, post-OotP LilyJames fic from 6-7th year with attention to character development and interaction? With no mary sues, set in 1970's Britain, with correct spelling and grammar? Well this is it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,286 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Not Forever by accioremote7 reviews
"They never expected to last. A few months, at best, before the shagging turned dull, and then they'd part. They're both a little too cynical, a little too pessimistic to ever kid themselves and think that they would be forever." SB/MM oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Lily's The Man by x Shut Up And S m i l e reviews
AU. Lily Evans is posing as her next door neighbor, who's on tour with his band, in order to play Quidditch at Hogwarts. How far will she go to prove that you don't have to be a boy in order to succeed? Based off of She's The Man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,902 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Solidarity by Sparkly Faerie reviews
Oneshot. "I don't get it." James burst out with. "Why are all the Seventh Year Gryffindor girls mad at me?" Remus sighed. "Solidarity, mate. You know, that thing that happens when you hurt a girl and all her friends band together against you?" JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Pendragon Wager by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Lily and friends use their feminine wiles to attract a Ravenclaw heartthrob, and the Marauders are abused shamelessly. At first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,402 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Like Sunny Days by Dangerous-and-Destructive reviews
"And I think since I'm an attractive toerag, you're a very pretty cow. The loveliest cow I've ever seen. Except you don't have black spots." Fun oneshot. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sometimes a Fantasy by Dr. Breifs Cat reviews
"This is my 'she loves me' fantasy, not a 'drill her like she's never had before' fantasy." For 'It's Always Been' challenge 7, movie verse
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2011 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
And Nothing But The Truth by K. East reviews
At Cardiff University, two people cross paths and are immediately met with mystery. For James, it's her untold past and her oddly familiar best friend. For Lily, it's his frequent disappearances and his infamous dog, Blackie. What are they hiding? L/J.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 69,294 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 8/20/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Symphony of the Fallen by ravensoulsister reviews
The Head Girl makes a mistake. Now the Head Boy is in the Hospital Wing with no recollection of who he is or who she is- but he certainly doesn't care enough to keep his perverse thoughts to himself. One-Shot. Rated M for naughty language and sex talks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
wishful thinking by ravensoulsister reviews
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Epic in a One-Shot. Rated T for language and mild adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,461 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by greenconverses reviews
In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 218 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Boys You Grow Into, & The Boys You Grow Out Of by jellyjulie reviews
Spoilt but beautiful Lily Evans and mysterious golden boy James Potter clash instantly when they are made the new Heads of Hogwarts, but what happens when their physical relationship develops a lot faster than their friendship? LE-centric, GWTW inspired.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 71,400 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Confessions of the Head Girl by Loves to dance reviews
When James and Lily are chosen as Head Boy and Girl, she begins to see him in a different light. However, when Lily is pressured by her friends and reputation, she realizes that she and James can never be together... at least not in public.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Only Thing by moonymaniac reviews
James Potter was more than an arrogant toerag who finally grew up, more than a Marauder, more than a member of the Order of the Phoenix. He was a father. How will a man like James handle that responsibility?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2008 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Results of Amortentia by Sasparilla reviews
When Lily Evans sits next to a pot of amortentia in potions, she can't help but admit her feelings for a certain head boy. Now, how does she find out if he still feels the same way about her? L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hair by James' Lily Flower reviews
James never let any of his girlfriends touch his hair. But he soon finds he doesn’t mind his new girlfriend, Lily Evans, touching it. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Reporter Girl by cosmopolitan reviews
LJ: he was supposed to hate her, but somehow she managed to get past his defenses regardless of that fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,161 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Scary Stories by Vywien is me reviews
There was no way she could get to sleep with scary stories on her mind. A really short but sweet oneshot in which a certain bespectacled boy with messy hair helps a redhead get her mind off scary stories. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Marry Me by xxanglophilexx reviews
“I want you to marry me. Soon. And I’m proposing to you. Right now, ring me damned. It all be damned. Just…marry me.” Lily proposes to James. JPLE. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Of Extreme Unhappiness, Death Glares, and Jealousy by xxanglophilexx reviews
Lily is Extremely Unhappy, James is dating a girl that isn't Lily, no, she is NOT jealous, and is it really that obvious that she is madly in love with James and would like to hurt his date? A fluffy JPLE oneshot. Rating for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Please Don't Hex Me Baby! by E.A. Hopkins reviews
Oneshot! Lily and James share an interesting conversation about France, boy's hygiene, Quidditch, stealing cauldrons, treacle pudding and bludgers. And no, I'm not insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 203 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The True Art of Divination by SousLeStylo reviews
[Oneshot] “You know, the true art of Divination is being able to read people. While Peter is blowing up tables, and James Potter is doing some quick talking, Lily Evans is getting her fortune read...by Alice, no less! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
There Are More Fish In The Sea by SousLeStylo reviews
[One shot] He tried not to glance over at her, but he couldn’t help it. Things always came down to this… Lily Evans. Cor, she was beautiful. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Roping Me An Evans! by SousLeStylo reviews
[Oneshot] James Potter's grand scheme to capture the heart of one Lily Evans is finally looking up. Now all he needs is a pretty girl, a dark corridor, and some quick talking. R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In Illuminated Symbollic Glory by charmingly-holly reviews
James, I'm throwing the lamp away. Oh, what furor these words can cause. What horror! What amazement! What chaos! What snogging! Who ever said destiny couldn't be fulfilled by a lamp?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Malum Tractanda reviews
Sirius pulls a prank. James suffers the consequences of being prankled. JPLE. Written from a word war, but edited. Mild language. Fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete