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Joined 06-26-12, id: 4087331, Profile Updated: 02-07-13
Author has written 31 stories for Simpsons, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, Daria, Family Guy, Beavis and Butt-Head, Rocko's Modern Life, Doug, Sam & Max, Hey Arnold, Seinfeld, Futurama, SpongeBob SquarePants, South Park, Pokémon, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Monkey Island, Homestar Runner, Harry Potter, Invader Zim, Lego, Star Wars, CatDog, Maniac Mansion, Nightmare Before Christmas, Ren & Stimpy Show, and Series Of Unfortunate Events.

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Rocko Wallaby and the Glaisses of Filburt by xandermartin98 reviews
Filburt goes on a brief errand trip to the supermarket followed by a trip from there to the eye doctor's. At the eye doctor's, Filburt overloads himself with stereotypical Jewish mannerisms and becomes the living embodiment of a flawlessly stereotypical Jewish dork. Rocko, our unlikely Aussie hero, is the only one who can stop him. This is one of the funniest fanfics of all time.
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Complete
Rocko Gets Intimate With A Giant Talking Foot (TROLL FIC) by xandermartin98
RML fans both young and old will likely question their sanity after reading this. You have been warned.
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Complete
Roger's Annual Jr Republican Meeting by Brandon Burns reviews
Roger Klotz is having his annual jr. Republican meeting in his mansion.
Doug - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Complete
The Vampire? by Brandon Burns reviews
A mysterious man moves into Jerry's apartment building and Kramer thinks he might be a vampire?
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014
Brad Carbunkle break dances by Fawn Olia reviews
Brad is gonna bust some moves yo!
My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by Greekchic reviews
Oneshot, sonfic. When James, Albus, and Lily Potter sneak downstairs to see Santa Claus, they see a lot more than they bargained for. Including certain events that just might scar them for life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Arthur and Muffy by Lucie Brody reviews
This takes place when Arthur and Muffy are 14. Muffy has grown up interesting, and Arthur is trying to keep up, and well bad things happen
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Complete
Sam & Max vs Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by Question the Majority reviews
The name says it all, really: Everyone's favorite comic book Freelance Police are called in to take care of everyone's favorite comic book serial killer. [Rated PG for good, clean cartoony bloodless violence and comic book swear symbols.]
Sam & Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Complete
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Dolph in: Fun With a Porpoise
Dolph takes over the family business with a little help from his friends.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4
Dear Anthony Goldstein reviews
A guilt-ridden Gilderoy Lockhart writes to a much-maligned wizarding family during his latter days in St. Mungo's hospital.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Gilderoy L., Anthony G. - Complete
Ralph the Genius reviews
There's more to Ralph Wiggum's mind than meets the eye-or is there?
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Ralph W., Professor Frink, Comic Book Guy, Principal S. Skinner - Complete
Pom Pom and Strong Bad Are Totally Going Out
But Homestar can win the stupid competition!
Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Complete
A Mate for Fester Shinetop reviews
LeChuck's chrome domed sheriff of an alter ego goes on Melee Island's second biggest game show, The Mating Game.
Monkey Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Complete
The Tale of the 15th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos reviews
Special thanks to Neil Cicierega and Danny Saucedo for the idea.
Are You Afraid of the Dark - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Frank, Gary, Betty Ann, Kiki - Complete
Grayson's Pokemon Quest
Grayson Hopper wants to be a Pokemon Master, but first he must leave Pallet Town for good. Based on the popular Twitch livestream, Fish Plays Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Charmander/Hitokage - Complete
Bend It Like Bendova (Rocko's Uvula Who?) reviews
What if William S. Burroughs was a writer for Rocko's Modern Life?
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Complete
Paper Covers Rock
Flint Paper's career takes a turn for the verse.
Crossover - Sam & Max & Maniac Mansion - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,247 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Complete
The Open Mic Night reviews
Jerry's stand-up routine gets upstaged when the city's most exclusive comedy club decides to include a variety of acts including poetry. Elaine experiences the pros and cons of online dating and clown sex. Kramer is just kind of there. Believe it or not, George isn't in this, where could he be?
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Complete
Johnny the Gothicidal Maniac
South Park Elementary's Goth populace face the ultimate suffering from their new favorite merchandising character.
Crossover - South Park & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Henrietta, Kindergarten Goth, Johnny C., Anne G.
Is It Tenure Yet? (You're Standing On My Track)
15 years after her graduation from Lawndale High, we find Daria an underappreciated Pepperhill University prof. True, Pepperhill's a party school, but a student populace apathetic to academics are the least of Daria's woes when Quinn arrives as the department's hip new hire, upstaging Daria's vast knowledge with her fashionable ways, and attracting many an undergrad in the process.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,666 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Daria M., Quinn M., Jane L., OC - Complete
Lemony Lickit's A Series of Giggity Events
Haven't the Quagmire triplets suffered enough?
Crossover - Family Guy & Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 630 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Quagmire, G., Quigley Q., Isadora Q., Duncan Q. - Complete
Arts and Krabs reviews
Mr. Krabs and Squidward are delighted when world-famous art collector Monty P. Moneybags promises to donate 15 million dollars to the Krusty Krab if any of its employees possess artistic talent. Unfortunately for them, mayhem ensues.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2014 - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs - Complete
Blythe Field Poems reviews
These are the poems that Judy Funnie namedropped in the episode "Doug's Bad Trip."
Doug - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Complete
Doug's Future Shock reviews
It is a little-known fact that Futurama started as a spinoff of Doug, with the latter series' titular character in the role of equally popular Billy West character Philip J. Fry.
Crossover - Futurama & Doug - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - H. Farnsworth, T. Leela, J. Zoidberg, Nibbler
SWAK Hammer
Rocko's plans to return to Australia with his new girlfriend Alicia suddenly crumble down under.
Crossover - Rocko's Modern Life & Ren & Stimpy Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Complete
Mr Simmons' Thanksgiving reviews
Mr. Simmons' problems with his mother and Peter leave him with little Joy during the Thanksgiving holiday.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Mr. Simmons - Complete
The Nightmare Before Festivus
What's the deal with Tim Burton, anyway?
Crossover - Seinfeld & Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Mayor - Complete
You're Getting Harold reviews
Harold undergoes a one-eighth life crisis.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Sid, Harold, Stinky, Curly - Complete
Doug's Crapsack World reviews
Doug belongs to the Beet Generation.
Doug - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Complete
No Kaddish for Filburt
Speaking of which, if you ever thought Filburt couldn't be more like Woody Allen... you'd be wrong.
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Complete
Drew Pickles Goes to Nearburg reviews
Some plot elements lovingly ripped off from Woody Allen's film Blue Jasmine, in theaters now.
Crossover - Rugrats/All Grown Up! & CatDog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Charlotte P., Didi P., Drew P, Stu P. - Complete
Choad Wars reviews
This is like, a parody of Star Wars, or something.
Crossover - Beavis and Butt-Head & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Complete
Drew Pickles Goes to LEGO Island reviews
Drew finds out the hard way that being a LEGO minifig isn't all fun and games.
Crossover - Rugrats/All Grown Up! & Lego - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Charles/Chaz F., Drew P, Stu P. - Complete
Goldman's Complaint reviews
A brief parody of Philip Roth's novel Portnoy's Complaint starring Neil Goldman and Bruce the Performance Artist.
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Meg G., Connie D.
Beavis, Butt-head, and Upchuck
Charles "Upchuck" Ruttheimer III applies for a position in Beavis and Butt-head's gang.
Crossover - Daria & Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Charles R, III
Drew Pickles' Bicentennial Lemon Party reviews
Drew Pickles goes big in 1776.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Charlotte P., Drew P, Jonathan K. - Complete
Being Eric: A Vampire's Story
The adventures of Eric the Goth Vampire from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and other Jhonen Vasquez comics
Crossover - Johnny the Homicidal Maniac & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Complete
The Undisputed Origins of Nick Vermicelli reviews
A fictionalized account of Craig Bartlett, the creator of Hey Arnold's relationship with his real-life brother-in-law, Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons
Crossover - Simpsons & Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Milhouse vH., Nick V.
Ebony and Yellowy reviews
A slashfic starring Lenny Leonard and Carl Carlson from The Simpsons
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Lenny L., Carl C.