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Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Star Trek: 2009, and Hobbit.

"When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred."

UPDATE: April 05, 2014

I'm still alive, folks! It's extremely busy this year, but my stories are still getting written, believe it or not (even though some are being made at a snail's pace x.x). This idea has been suggested by a wonderful user SkyWolf25 and it's being used by some other authors out there as well. Here are some rough estimates as to how close the next chapter of each story is to being updated (0% - not started, and 100% - finished, revised, edited, and ready for updating), so people will have some idea as to how much longer they have to contemplate the idea of tracking me down and strangling my in my sleep.

Reasons For Survival Chapter 6: 0%

Phobia Chapter 14: 0%

Deceptive Truth Chapter 2: 0%

The Price of Living Chapter 9: 45%

Useless Feels Chapter 6: 15%

I have created a Tumblr blog for this account, so that people without accounts may ask questions or shoot me messages in general if they wish to. The URL is simply "prussianknight9". See you there!

UPDATE: March 19, 2013

I just wanted to take a moment to thank all of my wonderful readers who have been reading my stories with love; you are all phenomenal. I could not ask for better people. Your compliments make my life which makes me even more guilty that I cannot update as fast as I would like to. Back when I first created this account, I thought I'd be able to upload a chapter at least once a week, and was certainly inclined to do so. However, things do happen in life and I was unable to foresee my life taking such a huge turn work and school-wise and there is nothing more shameful than breaking my own promise. No amount of apologizing can fix this. I am extremely sorry.

I realize there are certain stories (mainly The Price of Living) that have been delayed for extensive periods of time, due to work but also, lack of ideas as well. You see, I always plan things out but as I write things, some parts get changed, which no longer makes the rest of the plan valid. I ended up changing the entire story from my original plot which meant I had to throw away the ending I had in mind, which then led to a writer's block which I was just too stuck to get over. I focused on other things, trying to avoid the inevitable, and here we are. As an irresponsible writer, I apologize once again.

Yet despite all this there are some of you who have not given up and continued to support me. There are no words to descibe how thankful I am. Whether you come back one day because you had nothing else to do or you remembered reading a good fanfic written by this person named PrussianKnight9, you are all my heroes. :)

Now, enough of my blabbering, I need to get writing again before I get a good earful from my readers! xD

Hello to all you wonderful readers!

I've just realized that I barely have anything on my profile, and some of you might be wondering a few things about this mysterious, anonymous identity that just one day randomly starting spewing a few Naruto fanfics out of nowhere. So I'd like to clear a few things up for you. *This is written on October 1, 2012.*

Right now, I'm a female high school student stuck in the midst of a great whirlwind of homework and volunteering chaos, amongst other things that happen in life. I actually began writing fanfics quite a while ago, but only recently have I actually managed to remove my lazy bum off the couch to publish it on an online fanfiction site. Unsurprisingly, one thing I was worried about was my damned procrastination, whether it be on purpose or not.

Annndd guess what, it already happened.

Believe it or not I actually AM working on new chapters for all fanfics I have currently uploaded so far, even if it means ending up spending only 5-10 min a day, or even a week, depending on my schedule. I am so so grateful to all those who don't give up and continue to read my delayed chapters up till now. _

One other thing that has come up a couple of times was whether I do pairing fics or not. While I do not have any sort of problem with pairing fics (be it heterosexual or homosexual) my preferred type of stories, well, are more of a Friendship, Adventure, Angst/Hurt&Comfort genre, not Romance. xD So I tend to steer away from those styles, but that does not mean I will never ever write them or anything, so feel free to send me any requests of any (preferrably nothing TOO big that would change the entire story) topic of any sort, and I will read and consider each and every one of them, even if I don't end up using them in the end. Who knows, maybe they'll appear in the future in another fanfic.

One other thing: When I decide to use the suggested ideas/topics you send me, I will always credit the person who gave me the idea in the Author's Notes. So all you Guest reviewers out there might want to leave a name so it's easier for me to know who it is! :)

Anyways, all thoughts aside, thanks once again and happy reading! :)

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No Alteration by hammerQueen reviews
When the world gets infected, people die. At first, it was just people exterminating other beings. Then came the undead. A massive change in the system, but what is it again that kills?
Crossover - Naruto & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21 - Akatsuki
Dark (Ness) by Daikonko reviews
Despite what Kakuzu might say Hidan noticed things. And as much as they might hate each other there were just some things they didn't say. Hidan muses on the fears the zombie combo faced.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki Fundraising by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 21,487 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Where Others Fear to Tread by AmputeeTrainee reviews
Brought back from death by mistake, Kakuzu is forced to face the reality of absolute defeat. Stripped of his health, Akatsuki rank and fortune, he must salvage what he can. Promised a reward for returning Hidan's ring, Kakuzu begins to dig to rescue the man he loathes the most. (Summary continued inside. Rated for violence, gore, language and sexual situations.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,477 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Shikamaru N., Hidan, Kakuzu
Proper by maimeya reviews
Kakuzu was bored and started nagging Hidan to dress properly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Children at Heart by Ayakae reviews
Five times John saw Sherlock doing childish things, and one time he joined him. Epic friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,822 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Pretending to be Fake by GracefullPhantom reviews
Everyone had always said he was nothing but an empty shell. A wannabe human, since he was always so lifeless, most people left him be, but Deidara wanted to try and change all that for the lonely and lifeless Sasori.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
Itachi's Sexuality by Katie.Madison reviews
When Deidara asked Kisame about Itachi's sexuality, this was not the answer he had in mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara
The One with the Sea Monsters by Lenaellsi reviews
Spock really should have taken those swimming lessons back at the Academy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Allergic to Potions by Cordria reviews
A simple request for Harry to get his vaccinations has some unexpected consequences. Can Harry survive the summer trapped with his snarky potions professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,834 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Work of Art by ilovemyboys reviews
Deidara isn't eating because he's working on his art. Sasori doesn't like that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
On Fanfiction and How It Should Be Written by spring13 reviews
In which Sasori and Deidara have a heated debate on how fanfiction should be written. Topics range from shipping, chapter length, to point of view.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
Hidan in Wonderland by Wierdowithagun reviews
Hidan goes to therapy. Stuff happens. Weird stuff. This is not a parody, I'm just bad with titles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Punishment most foul by Wierdowithagun reviews
Kakuzu has forced Hidan to do the unthinkable as punishment for irritating the life out of him...again. Hidan must write a poem, a real poem. Hidan... halfway succeeds. Just a stupid random poem. Enjoy. Rated T for Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tight Spot by hakanamu reviews
Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,127 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Mi'en Kalarash by Bad Wolf and Timelords
MOC! Told from my own characters' point of view! Please remember that as you read! A close obviously fictional friend of Anakin tells about how she has seen him change throughout the years, and the war. Please comment!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
Too Late by grumpySymphonies reviews
"Humor. Humor was what fueled him now. Not hope. Not wishes. Not Jashin." Hidan has finally made it out of that dark, musky hell. Now he's in another one. And this time, he's all alone. Slight AU. Slight implied KakuHida. Drabble-y. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Hidan
Deidara's Resolution by Pandatryoshka reviews
Uh, I suppose this is meant to be a doublecrackfic. Dei-chan tells Dan'na the most shocking news. R&R?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Misconception by misscheekiness reviews
"What kind of a man are you! Your girlfriend here is injured and the only thing you care about is coming on time for wherever it is you have to go!" in which Deidara is mistaken for Sasori's girlfriend. Crackfic. T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Practice :Deidara: by RavenStark reviews
What happens when Deidara tries to play DDR? Oneshot. I do not own Naruto or DDR.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Life is by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
Sasori explains what Life is to Deidara. Life and Death are the tiwns that control us. Not really yaoi unless you want it to be?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Master of the Camp by msyuu reviews
Marshmallows shall fly, matches will ignite, and chocolate shall melt as this incredible battle between Deidara and Sasori breaks out while they're camping in woods. Hopefully the forest won't burn down. SasoDei *CRACK*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
face the strange by unbeatenduck reviews
this has yuri yoai and sm
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haircuts with Akatsuki by WildWolfMoon reviews
“Don't. Say. A. Word. Un. I have to work here,” Deidara hissed. “We need funds.”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/12/2008
Coffee by WildWolfMoon reviews
Tobi, do you know what happened the last time we gave Hidan coffee?” Kakuzu asked slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Deidara's Attempt To Cook by WelcomeToErebus reviews
Deidara of the Akatsuki has decided to try out another art form, cooking! However, if he can't even pronounce spaghetti or learn how to turn on a stove, you can insure comedy! Crack fic, R&R please! Rating for slight language
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
O Mine Enemy by Kirby Lane reviews
When Harry finds a battered Snape on his doorstep, events are set in motion that will determine the outcome of the war. 6th year, ignores HBP. Eventually Snape mentors Harry. Response to Bil's Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,276 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Would you like fries with that, un? by ShyLover4eva reviews
What happen when Deidara and Sasori visit McDonalds? CHAOS! No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Harry Potter and the Chained Souls by Theowyn of HPG reviews
Harry must discover how Voldemort cheated death. He faces Death Eaters, shadowy Ministry officials & suspicions that threaten to tear his own allies apart. But the answers lie in the mind where victory can only be won by freeing the chained souls. SEQUEL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 231,287 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Enemy Within by Theowyn of HPG reviews
In his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry's mental link to Voldemort is stronger than ever. Can Snape teach him to control the nightmarish visions? And is their connection the key to ending Voldemort's reign?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 173,220 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Surreality by Perse reviews
Harry begins to have vivid dreams...happy dreams, showing what his life might have been like with his parents. But Dumbledore and Snape think this is the Dark Lord’s doing, and that it needs to be undone. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,315 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Past & Future reviews
It had been his own fault for thinking he could live to please others, for thinking he wasn't alone in this cold, cold world. But Kakuzu never made the same mistake twice. Originally written on Tumblr for the prompt: "Past & Future" by 'si-ching'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Reasons For Survival reviews
Jim Kirk found himself hopelessly stranded on an unidentified planet, thanks to Khan's faulty transporter. Unfortunately, he was also stuck with the very space terrorist he had managed to capture. To Jim's horror, he finds himself becoming increasingly dependent on Khan as survival rapidly becomes difficult in such foreign environments. But he can't trust this guy... can he?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,928 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 7/17/2013 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan
Phobia reviews
He'd found him. But something's... not right. He could leave him to take care of his own wretched self... or lend a helping hand. A narrow escape from death left Kakuzu to face a whole new road of challenges. Rated T for swearing and a bit of gore. AU in Naruto universe. Naruto characters belong to their respectful owner, Kishimoto Masashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,528 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Make Me Whole reviews
It only took one slip of the tongue, but Hidan found himself wishing he could reverse the flow of time just to eat his own words. Originally written on Tumblr for the prompt: "and kiss" by Anonymous. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Fireworks reviews
While Hidan and Kakuzu are infamously known to fight at every given chance, there was one day where they always called for a cease-fire. Originally written on Tumblr for the prompt: "food/tea for Kakuzu Hidan" by Anonymous. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/24 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Two Seasons reviews
If Hidan was asked about the seasons of the year, there were two in particular that provided lasting memories in his mind. Originally written on Tumblr for the prompt: "Summer vs Winter for Hidan & Kakuzu" by 'pommypoisonoverload'. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/24 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cloudburst reviews
From the start, Hidan knew this Kakuzu guy would become the bane of his existence. But when one day he abruptly abandons the Jashinist on a cold, raining road, he finds that this relationship might not have been as infuriating as it always seemed to feel. Damn everything... he really hates this feeling. Rated T for swearing. Characters belong to Kishimoto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
sad mirkwood tales
Post BotFA: the worest news an elf dad could ever hear; his son is rebeling. He will do anything to stop him ! [CRACK] [Light spoilers for some things that are said in the movie]
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3 - Legolas, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
I Can't Help But Love Birds! reviews
Deidara, the fearsome terrorist bomber of Akatsuki, had a secret that he swore to himself never to reveal. Unfortunately, Hidan was never one to think before speaking. And it's not like he wanted anybody—particularly Sasori—to care that he hurt, or anything. Rated T for language. Characters strictly belong to Kishimoto Masashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Deceptive Truth reviews
Germany was Italy's best friend, & vice versa. There was no reason to think otherwise; he knew it. But then again, when has Italy ever been recognized for what he knows? He didn't want to lose his only friend, yet the signs were so clear; Germany was getting distant. He's scared, but who will actually be there for him? A chain of strange events lead to twisted realizations. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2013 - N. Italy, Germany
The Price of Living reviews
It was a perfectly harmless mission, or so Deidara had thought. When a simple investigation mission turns into something much more… human, the artistic duo must solve the confounding puzzle in order to fetch back Sasori's puppet body. AU set in Naruto universe, rated T for swearing. Naruto characters belong to their respectful owner, Kishimoto Masashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,648 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sasori, Deidara
Useless Feels reviews
Sometimes, it's no use pretending nothing mattered anymore, such as emotions. Because Deidara knew they were there, locked away and forgotten deep, deep down, rusty with unuse. Rated T to be safe. Not meant to be a SasoDei fic, but you can read it like that if you want. Naruto characters belong to their respectful owner, Kishimoto Masashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Sasori, Deidara