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Joined 06-27-12, id: 4087926, Profile Updated: 11-22-12
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Real name:Sarah (I don't give out my last name)

Nicknames: Sarbear, bunnybo, Monkey, and Popo

Age: -

Country: USA (GO AMERICA!!!)

Birth: Dec. 8th

Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

Anyway I can't log in to my first account Heartpheonix, but since I love that name I keep it sooo yeah...

PAIRINGS: not in order

Beyblade- MaxXMariam, TysonXHilary, ReiXMariah, KennyXEmily, TalaxJulia, DaichiXMingMing

Shugo Chara- KukaiXUtau, KairiXYaya, NagihikoXRima

ANIMES/MANGA: not in order

Mermaid Melody, Shugo Chara, Beyblade, Fushigi Boshi No Futago Hime, Kaichou Wa Maid Sama, Chi's Sweet Home, Lilpri, Tokyo Mew Mew, Heart No Kuni No Alice,

Your real name - Sarah

Your Nobody name - (your name mixed up, then place an x were needed) Arxsah

Your gansta' name - (first three letters of first name and 'izzle') Sarizzle

Your detective name - (fav. color and fav. animal) Yellow pheonix

Your soap opera name - (middle name and street you live on) Grace Satellite

Your Star Wars name - (first three letters of last name and first two of your first) Whisa

Your Super Hero name - (second fav. color and fav. drink) Red Fruit Punch

Your Witness protection name - (middle names of parents) Leroy

Your Goth name - (Black name of a pet) Black Celes (Ok I have lots off pet so I chose my fake pet)

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Girl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

doctors say I have multiple personalities... We disagree with that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me than just lying!

Smart is sexy.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Perfect men are only fictional.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying 'you can't fire me, I quit!'

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.


1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
9) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
10) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
11) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
12) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
13) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
14) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
15) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
16) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
17) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
18) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
19) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
20) WHEN you get inside jump on everyone there.

List your favorite Hetalia characters and act as if you were actually in the anime, then ask the following questions:

1. Russia

2. America

3. Poland

4. Japan

5. Hong Kong

6. Canada

7. Greece

8. Italy

9. China

10. Switzerland

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

"WHAT DO YOU WA-" then I'd realize it was Russia...

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?


Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

"Japan listen I can't believe I'm saying this but... Please stick w/ 2-D girls"

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Hong Kong makes whatever he whats to make cause he is just that boss

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

"Canada..." *pokes*

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

"I'm Greek? Really? Cool."

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Poor Italy I wonder what happened... What I'm I saying what didn't happen!?

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

"China how could you!? Stupid Commi "

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Why what did I do?!... Oh I probably got to annoying and talkative

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Kolkolkol let's just say we never those people again.;)

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He would take me to the hospital like an awesome hero would. (After an awesome 1 hour hero speech)

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A really cute sparkly dress!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

get out...

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Try to stop me...

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

"Why don't you become one with mother Russia instead"

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

We would sit do and be angry together. (I'd also play with his cats)

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

China would make me a feast and cheer me on.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Walk away

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because it's Russia isn't it obvious?

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

"A-America WTF WHY CHINA!"

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Sure I'm a lot like Poland except less... ditzy so if they liked Poland they would like me

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?


Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

"C-Canada! What has this world come to!!!!!" *dies*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

"Something wrong Greece? Or are you jealous."

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

"Awww, Italy you'll get some one your super cute and sweet don't worry."

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

"AWWWWW! I find that totally cute! Of course I'll go out with you!"

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

"WHAT SWITZERLAND AND RUSSIA NO WAY!!!" *both see me* "I'm dead...-.-"

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

There is no way in this world Japan and Poland are doing ANYTHING like that...

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?


Would 2 trust 5?

I'm not really sure they don't talk much

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?


If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

umm... history

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?


If 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

7 Architect 9 Cook

If 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

well It's Italy sooo...

If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy?

"China when did you start to see Canada?"

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Switerzland and China!? I have no clue maybe there drunk or something...

What would happen if 1 accidentally kicked 10?

almost shoot him but then he would realize it was Russia...

If 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

America's message: Hey babe hows it going I miss ya. But now I all done with stuff so u wanna come over t'night ;)

China's reaction: O.o

If 5 and 6 did a workout together?

Walks by and notices them with out shirts on... nosebleed*

If 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

"No one notices me anyway..." T.T

If 7 won the lottery?

Rub it in Turkey's face

If 8 had quite a big secret?

TELL ME Italy!!!

If 9 became a singer?

"ohhh... Well I give you my luck."

If 10 got a daughter?

"S-Switzerland...? WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO!!!" *dies*

What would 1 think of 2

Become one with mother Russia.

How would 3 greet 4?

Yo sup playa

What would 4 envy about 5?

Ummm... not much...

What dream would 5 have about 6?

"...who was that guy in my dream..."

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

...gimmie a second...ok they are quiet...

What would make 7 angry at 8?

IDK he has a I hard time getting angry sooo...

Where would 8 meet 9?

World Conference... I guess...

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

"Trigger happy"

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Kolkolkol it's Russia after all

Is 3 Gay?

ummm... To me yes and no to others yes. Well it's Poland and you know I'd like him to like me but I would mind him with Liet

How do you feel right now?

Is it over T.T yeah I feel like a manly man.

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You don't need a license to drive a hero sandwich! by Cookie the Platypus reviews
It's the Spongebob Movie, Hetalia style! Seriously, that's it. An alternate retelling of the Spongebob movie. Be ready for random crack, crossdressing, quotes from awesome movies, pointless breaking of the fourth wall, and MUCH MORE!
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,489 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - N. Italy, America
Determination by xSkipperrx reviews
This is a story of pure determination, and loads of admiration. A story of all night phone coversations, and 'missed' opertunities. A story of two Chemistry partners, and of course, tomatoes. SpaBel R/R! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Spain, Belgium - Complete
Music in The North Wing by xSkipperrx reviews
Every time the bell rang Elizabeta would run to the North Wing to hear him play, but she never stuck around to actually know who he was. Meanwhile, it's driving him crazy because he doesnt know who she is. R/R! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Someone to Die For by Hiari reviews
It began as a typical day for Lithuania, but soon...everything changes, when a certain Belarusian girl accepts his invite on a walk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Lithuania, Belarus - Complete
Reaction to The Stereotype Song by Hiari reviews
The nations gather to listen to "The Stereotype Song" by Ray William Johnson. How will they react?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Complete
THE GAME by Xana Vlec reviews
Spades, Hearts, Clubs, Diamonds. Joker, Ace, King, Queen, Jack. Twenty players compete to survive the ultimate survival challenge. Who will live and who will die in the process? Ten are left, but only one team can win.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,165 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011
My Little Hetalia: Pasta is Magic by FishFlakes reviews
England's done it again, and this time he's landed himself and his fellow countries in the magical land of Equestria! And what's more? They're all ponies!
Crossover - My Little Pony & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011
School Days, School Ways by Ray-Tiger-Cat reviews
Series of drabbles about school. Even world famous Beybladers need their education and just like everyone else, friendships and romances provide plenty of entertainment. Not a high school fic.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Second by Linxcat reviews
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Tala, Julia - Complete
All it took was Eye Contact by silver-hedgehog reviews
It's after summer and school is starting back. Mariam develops an interest towards her family's background meanwhile Max develops an interest towards Mariam. MariamXMax, TysonXHilary, ReiXMariah and mentions KaiX?
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,587 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Mariam, Max T./Max M. - Complete
The Dark Phoenix's Rise by Animegod 197 reviews
Boris wants to release Black Dranzer from its blade and seal the four Sacred Beasts. He kidnaps and uses Hilary to free the dark creature. Can the others save her and the world? Ty/Hil, Max/Mariam, Ray/Mariah, Kenny/Emily, and a hint of Kai/Hil.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,760 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Tyson G./Takao K., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
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Drive Me Crazy reviews
America decides to play a game A collection a stories about their troubles with a game called Drive Me Crazy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012
Hetaoni: Wake me up inside reviews
This is a songfic for hetaoni. Wake me up Inside by Evanescence honestly was the perfect song for hetaoni. Anyway R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/8/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
Even After All These Years
America and Britain are going on a picnic, and realize things aren't to different.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete