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Joined 06-27-12, id: 4088172, Profile Updated: 11-01-12
Author has written 19 stories for Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Soul Eater, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Hunger Games, Glee, Vocaloid, Twilight, and CANAAN/カナン.

Hi... I'm VampiresExplodeInLight. My profile pic is one I found on google. It was actually on Quizzilla or something like that but I liked it and used it. Here's some info.

Species: Human

Side notes: Crazy

Gender:YOU STALKER!!!!

Name: What are you? Some crazy stalker?

Where I live: Again, ARE YOU SOME STALKER?????????

If you are your best friends personal stalker for the sake of creeping them out then copy and paste this into your profile.

Now for some random stuff:

There are several teachers that know where I live. The only one I would EVER worry about is Mr. Babylon. I'm just kidding. Teachers know where I live, but that's because it's a small town.


FUNNY ANAGRAMS

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

THE COUNTRY SIDE: When you rearrange the letters: NO CITY DUST HERE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

CLINT EASTWOOD: When you rearrange the letters: OLD WEST ACTION

INTERNET ANAGRAM SERVER: When you rearrange the letters: I, REARRANGEMENT SERVANT

MOTHER IN LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER (I don't mean to make fun of anyone with these. They are just to funny)

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE (see above)

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER (see the comment above the last one)

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Okay, I got this from YouHaveToTakeAChance's Profile. It's a bunch of copypaste stuff. It all applies to me (except maybe the rock paper scissors one).

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your sorry butt.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

95% of the teenage population would be in a crisis if Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, the Jonas Brothers, and Selena Gomez were on top of a 5 story building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 5% that would be screaming into a bullhorn, "JUMP, @#!*% , JUMP!!!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy"

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk

10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat

11. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is To Go

12. Sing Along at the opera

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom

17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running and screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go"

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, post this on your profile and make somebody smile!

If you are insane and proud to be that way then copy and paste this into your profile

I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends. (Like I was ever normal, ha,)

"In 2012 I won't be freaking out about THE END OF THE WORLD! I'll be too busy freaking out about THE END OF MAXIMUM RIDE!"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

Maximum Ride Quotes My favs

“I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve Endings. Pudding in great pain.” -Iggy

“You…are… a… fridge… with… wings. We… are… freaking… ballet… dancers” –Fang

“I don’t do damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much” – Max

“Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.” –Fang

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.

2. Even the little things can help save the world.

3. Red-heads are evil!

4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.

5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.

6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.

7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.

8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.

9. French is the universal language.

10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.

11. Count your blessings.

12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations. (eh never was into them anyway)

13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.

14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.

15. Even a kick-a, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.

16. Never get hooked on Valium.

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.

20. Kids are better than adults.

21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.

22. The best cooks are blind pyros.

23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.

24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.

25. School really is an evil place.

26. Teachers really are out to get you.

27. Remember to flap.

28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.

29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!

30. The order of power: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam, Dylan and Lissa don’t make the list.

You know you're addicted to MR when:

1. You know what MR means first of all.

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.

12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie. (i honestly do not know who he is soooo)

13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.

14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.

15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.

16. You develop claustrophobia.

17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.

18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.

19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.

20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.

21. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly*

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. (I am all of those things)

If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (doesn't everybody?)

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

ºø„ºø„„øº„øº
ºø„MAXIMUM RIDE„øº
„øº ROCKS!!ºø„
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92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

If you have (a) annoying sibling(s), copy/paste this on your profile!

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

Quotes of awesomeness

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone

Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up

Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.

Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience.

To oppose something is to maintain its existence.

If people lead, the leaders will follow.

Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Heaven doesn't want me there and He* knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a *.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my *!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to he*?

HE*-Where all the fun people end up!

I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Dang you must be kidding...

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun!

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile

I AM THE GIRL WHO DOESN'T FUSS OVER HER HAIR EVERYDAY.

I AM THE GIRL WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MAKEUP, BECAUSE I DON'T WEAR ANY.

I AM THE GIRL WHO SAYS WHAT I WANT.

I AM THE GIRL WHO EATS WHAT I WANT.

I AM THE GIRL WHO RANTS ON AND ON ABOUT FEMINISM AND RACISM.

I AM THE GIRL WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HER IMAGE.

I AM THE GIRL WHO...

IS STRONG.

IS TOUGH.

IS BEAUTIFUL IN MY OWN WAY.

AND I DON'T NEED ANYONE TO PULL ME DOWN OR BRING ME UP.

I AM THE GIRL WHO WILL MAKE MY OWN SUCCESS.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.)

If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

93% percent of people would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense

I don't have imaginary friends, I have an overactive imagination. If you have an overactive imagination (most likely from reading so much) copy and paste this in your profile.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I have run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this to show your awesomeness

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. Copy and paste if your room has ever been this messy.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy"

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk

10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat

11. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is To Go

12. Sing Along at the opera

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom

17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running and screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go"

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, post this on your profile and make somebody smile!

Ter Borcht tsked. "You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?" "Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert"- ter Borhct and Iggy-STWAOES

Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Fang: "But we're grounded." Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)-Max and Fang-SOF


/\/\AXI/\/\U/\/\


Stupid Warnings:

This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children

16. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

18. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

19. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

24. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

25. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

26. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

27. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

29. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

30. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.


The difference between a Fax lover and a Fax shipper?
Oh, that's easy. A Fax lover is merely disappointed if Max ends up with Dylan. A Fax shipper wants to violently murder Dylan with a knife even when he isn't with Max and even though he is fictional.


If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get way too excited about certain books/movies/TV show episodes coming out, copy this onto your profile.


If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your fave characters, copy this into your profile.

If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you think Justin Bieber is a girl trapped in a guy's body (or possibly the other way around), PLEASE do me a favor and copy & paste this into your profile


If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. (I'm stalking Dylan. Not because I like him, but because I want to kill him *cackles maniacally*)

If you are being stalked by a fictional character then copy this into your profile.


Here's some info and differences between me and you:

You say Pink,

I say Black.

You say Pop,

I say Country.

You say Justin Bieber(gag),

I say Coldplay.

You say Shakira,

I say Paramore.

You say Edward,

I say Fang.

You say Valentine's day,

I say Halloween.

You say Claires,

I say I DON'T LIKE SHOPPING!

You say piano

I say guitar

You say drawing,

I say writing.

You Say The Hills,

I say *picks up a book* READ!

You say I'm a freak,

I say, why thank you.


(\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste
('.') bunny onto your page to help
(")_(") him gain world domination!


=.= And here's bunny's assistent Mr. Whiskers the Cat!!! HELP HIM TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! XD


This poem is really touching so please read it.

A drunk man in an Oldsmobile

They said had run the light


That caused the six-car pileup


On 109 that night.


When broken bodies lay about


'And blood was everywhere,'


'The sirens screamed out eulogies,'


For death was in the air.


'A mother, trapped inside her car,'


Was heard above the noise;


Her plaintive plea near split the air:


'Oh, God, please spare my boys!'


She fought to loose her pinned hands;


'She struggled to get free,'


But mangled metal held her fast


In grim captivity.


Her frightened eyes then focused


'On where the back seat once had been,'


But all she saw was broken glass and

Two children's seats crushed in.

Her twins were nowhere to be seen;

'She did not hear them cry, '


'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, '


'Oh, God, don't let them die! '


Then firemen came and cut her loose,


'But when they searched the back, '


'They found therein no little boys, '


But the seat belts were intact.


They thought the woman had gone mad


'And was traveling alone, '


'But when they turned to question her, '


They discovered she was gone.


Policemen saw her running wild


And screaming above the noise


'In beseeching supplication, '


Please help me find my boys!


They're four years old and wear blue shirts;


'Their jeans are blue to match.''


'One cop spoke up, ''They're in my car, '


And they don't have a scratch.


They said their daddy put them there


'And gave them each a cone, '


Then told them both to wait for Mom


To come and take them home.


'I've searched the area high and low, '


But I can't find their dad.


'He must have fled the scene, '


'I guess, and that is very bad.'


'The mother hugged the twins and said, '


'While wiping at a tear, '


'He could not flee the scene, you see, '


'For he's been dead a year.'


'The cop just looked confused and asked, '


'Now, how can that be true? '


'The boys said, ''Mommy, Daddy came '


'And left a kiss for you.'' '


He told us not to worry


'And that you would be all right, '


And then he put us in this car with


'The pretty, flashing light. '


'We wanted him to stay with us, '


'Because we miss him so, '


'But Mommy, he just hugged us tight '


And said he had to go.


He said someday we'd understand


'And told us not to fuss, '


'And he said to tell you, Mommy, '


'He's watching over us.'


The mother knew without a doubt


'That what they spoke was true, '


'For she recalled their dad's last words, ' ' I will watch over you.'

This message works on the day you receive it.

Let us see if it is true.


ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don't all have wings, we call them FRIENDS.


Pass this on to your true friends.


Something good will happen to you at 11:11 in the evening; something that you have been waiting to hear.

Do not break this prayer, post it on your profile! :D

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you hear the voice in your head. Crazy is when stare at the ceiling for three hours thinking of what to put in the next chapter of your fanfiction and then forget what book it's based on. Crazy is when you run into an inanimate object, then kicked it, and said "Stupid ...!", then, later on, you went back to whatever you kicked, and apoligized to it. Crazy is seeing lamas and camels on a farm in P.A. and nobody believing you. Crazy is when you check the sky to see whether the flock are up there from Maximum Ride. Crazy is when you yell out your window to someone that looks like your friend, but really isn't. Crazzy is when you walk right into a poll and see unicorns. Crazy is when you swear Iggy is stalking you and your friends think your crazy for it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Okay, I laughed but oh well. I liked it.
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)

2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
(Put it on your page if you didn't laugh at this) XD


PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so thatmommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.

She said:'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right?

When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make

it.'

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?

Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the

nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran

her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of

his hair ?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's

hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for

Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said,

'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little boy

spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold.

Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending

most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on

the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She

carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her

son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room

exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging

his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a

folded letter. T he letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you,

or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will

always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other

again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely,

that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you

decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys

do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and

Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take

a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.

And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw

Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom ?

I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important.

That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye

and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom

? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I

think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to

you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked

Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?' 'God said He was in the same place with

me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is

with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To

everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ? I have to

give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in th e Book of

Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food

will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone.

I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to

see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get

me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

If you would do this for your parents as well, please copy and paste the story this and add your name to the list: UniqueMelody, Crysteelia, DigiDestined of Balance, Jingo4754, Sgt.Nolisten, Angelito.Soldado, Uzumaki-Ricky!, silvershark94, ClaireShaneEveMichael, mnmdancin12, maandfangforever


98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

If you want to be Avian-American, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!


Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline


If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press, no one will answer.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.


If you are stalked by (a) MR character(s) then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you love Paramore then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been sitting in math class trying to do your work while having one of your favorite songs playing over and over again in your head copy & paste this into your profile.

If you should get your friend a shirt that says "No Stalking Permitted" then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you wish that you could push someone off a cliff then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could kill someone, bring them back to life, and then subject them to hours of listening to Justin Beiber as torture, copy and past ethis into your profile.


Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

OMB- Oh My Buddha

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again

Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think people need to stop stereo-typing, coping and paste this on your profile.

"I'm a renegade, it's in my blood" If this line from Paramore's song Renegade applies to you then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have OPD (Obsessive Paramore Disorder) then copy and paste this into your profile.


Favorite Quotes from my friends and me:

"When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super-lemons." -Isaac

"I am now your personal stalker." -Me to Isaac

"You're creeping me out." -Isaac on multiple occasions.

"AAAAH." -Isaac when I do something to creep him out.

"Want to torture my brother?" -Isaac

I'll post more when I get some more funny stuff to post to this segment.


If you are upset that the Farro brothers are no longer Paramore members, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the song Hello Cold World by Paramore, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like Renegade by Paramore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like all of Paramore's songs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to make these "copy and paste this into your profile" things to annoy people then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to make these "copy and paste this into your profile" things because your bored then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have spent several hours straight listening to Paramore then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think black is a prejudiced color then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like OneRepublic, copy and paste this into your profile.

Isaac, if you're reading this, copy and paste it into your profile. (Isaac is my best friend)

If you believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson would make a terrible Max & Fang, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is waaaaaaayyyy too long, but you keep making it longer, copy this and put it on your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

If you have ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile. Cats, dogs and goldfish count.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you have ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

Edward Cullen sparkles in the sunlight.. Vampires will:
a)burst into flame
b)burn slowly to death
c) feel like they are burning to death
if they step in the sunlight. This proves that Edward is merely a fairy who lost his wings. Either that or a really stupid person who knows NONE of the traditional things that happen to vampires who go out in the sunlight. Copy and paste if you agree.

You Are Pulling A Stunt Like The Flock Would When...

You have pulled a Max when: You make a snap decision without taking a lot of things into account.(All the time)

You have pulled a Fang when: You are so deathly quiet it can be annoying sometimes.(I think so. Usually I space out and my friends get annoyed. Does that count?)

You have pulled an Iggy when: You are given some string and a bunch of food, and you have the skill to either blow it up or cook something epic. (Possibly

You have pulled a Nudge when: You can talk for 5 minutes straight without even thinking or letting anyone say anything.(Definitely at some point in my life I have done this.)

You have pulled a Gazzy when: You fart super loud and the smell is capable of making someone pass out.(I've done this before)

You have pulled an Angel when: You act sweet and innocent but in reality you are a plotting little villian. (I pull Angel's alot, I'm always plotting against my best friends)

SILENCE!

...I kill you.


Maximum Ride Quotes!!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" Fang

"Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
"But we're grounded."
stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing Max and Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." Nudge

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." Gasman

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." Max and Fang

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." Fnick

"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." Max

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy

"Fang? Are you - like Max?"
"Nope. I'm the smart one." Dr. Martinez and Fang

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." Fang

"Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." Max

"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4

"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang

"I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back, and then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -- Iggy

Pledge

1. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

5. When you are confused, I will use little words.

6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

7. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

This is dedicated to all of the guys out there who may have good looks, but are stupid as heck:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Girly girl-Omg! My pants have dirt on them!! I HAVE TO CALL MY MOM!! Me- #ROLLS IN MUD You guys just don't get it.

Boys- You're wierd! Me- And proud of it. Boys- Why are you proud to be weird? Me- Because, that means I'm not the same as all of you. I am my own person.

Girly girl-Ew, whats with your face? Me-It's called a REAL smile, you should try it some time.

Girly girls- Heehee heehee! Me- BWAHAAHAHAHA SNORT hAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAA!! DROOLS A LITTLE

Girly girl-Oh, heeeeey Boy! winks me- Yo, man hows it going? Smiles

Girly girl- One hair sticks out Omg! Look how messy my hair is! Me- Leaves and grass stick out You still don't get it...

Girly girl- Of course I get out of bed looking this good! Me- I get out of bed and look like the boogie monster.

girly Girl- sleeps perfectly like sleeping beauty Me- snores loudly, kicks the sheet off, almost drowns in drool

Spoiled brat- But mom!! EVERYONE has an Iphone, and I don't! iT"S NOT FAIR!! Spoiled brats mom-no sweetie. Spoiled brat- I HATE YOU! YOU DONT LOVE MEEEEE!! crys

Me- Hey mom, can I get this book? Mom- no. Me- okay. do you see the differences here?


I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

I'm the kind of girl who has to warn her friends if she has had any sugar within the last half hour (I can get pretty crazy on a sugar high, my friends hate my sugar highs)

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.

I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.

Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.

Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road,

the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,

the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom. . . I wish you'd get here soon.

How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.

I hear the medic say I'll die in a short time.

I just want to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.

It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.

The only difference is, he drank and I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.

I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.

I'm lying here dying, and all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.

And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave,

Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive,

If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.

Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom, before I say goodbye.

I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

If you are against drinking and driving then copy and paste this into your profile.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"In memory of the Columbine and & Virginia Tech students who were lost,Please if you would,Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For those who didn't get to say "Good-bye,"

Some say the world will end in fire,

Some say in Ice.

From what i've tasted of desire

I hold with those who favour fire.

But if i had to perish twice,

I think i know enough of hate

To sat that for destruction Ice is also great

And will suffice.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism


YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
Its hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice(considering I haven't seen my dad in five years)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.(sometimes)
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Ask any of my friends, I was OBSESSED with it in fifth grade)
You're in gymnastics/dance. (Daaance )
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Only when I'm tired)
You smile alot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I get a lot of hand-me-downs)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kd.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 7
My friends would be proud. I fit the role as the tom-boy in the group.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Fang

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. Red and Black

3. your first initial? K

4. your month of birth? February

5. which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Brett

7. your favorite number? 13

8. do you like California of Florida more? FLORIDA

9. do you like the lake or ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) To own all of the MR books

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person. (Sadly, he is Max's, and always will be)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday


is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile


If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.(My friend and I were having an argument about the importance of family and I used MR as an example)

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile(Re-reading it and have trouble not laughing in class, that sums it up)

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you're absoloutely, uncrontollably in love with Fang, copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile(Fangles, why must you be Max's? Looks around akwardly)

If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile(Yeah, I felt the need to put that in twice)

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you hate pasting stuff, suck it up and paste this anyway!

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.

If you think Fang is a stud, put this on your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang post this in your profile(and a third time)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile(and a fourth)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyNameIsCAL, FireBreathingCowGirlzWithWings, maandfangforever,


You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.(THERE IS A KID WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE FANG IN MY ART CLASS BUT I'M TO SCARED TO TALK TO HIM (I might accidently call him Fang and get a weird look))
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out, ironically, in 2012.)
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and A' a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.


CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

2/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

5/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.(loud music maybe, but not angry)

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)

You write in diary/journal/blog.(If you count writing my original fics a diary)

You feel most active at night.

9/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

2/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge(I'm more of a fiction person)

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. (Not last year but very possibly this year)

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful

2/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. ( I hang out with all guys)

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

6/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10 O_O

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.(I have to use it to make sure I didn't comb my hair wrong. If I did then I'm told to comb it again. IT SUCKS)

1/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

8/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10
Okay then, I would probably be a child of Hades. Makes sense if you know me coughIsaaccough.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yes

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Made it on paint

3) What's your middle name?

Ellizabeth

4) Your current relationship status?

Single

5) Does your crush like you back?

I don't know, I've never talked to him

6) What is your current mood?

indifferent

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Why must you know this? Are you a stalker?

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

I' am wearing a denim jacket. That's all you get.

9) Missing something?

Not that I can think of

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

My name

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A wolf

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Yep.

13) Something you do a lot?

Lot's of things. School, homework, hang with friends, play either guitar, piano, or cello, etc

14) The song stuck in your head?

I'm listening to music as I do this so I don't have one stuck in my head. I'm listening to Forever by Fireflight though

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Iggys-pyro-tribute-in-the-dark

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

I dont know

17) When was the last time you cried?

I don't remember

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes and I am never going to again.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Umm, either telekinisis shape-shifting, mind control, or element control (all of them)

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Height and face

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Never been there

22) What's your biggest secret?

I cant tell you

23) Favorite color?

BLACK (no I am not goth or emo)

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Duh, who doesnt?

25) What are you?

Awesome. Funny, clumsy, unpopular, weird and proud, sarcastic

26) Do you speak any other language?

Does my twisted brain count?

27) What's your favorite smell?

lots of things, chlorinated water being one of them. It reminds me of swimming, which I love to do.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Complicated

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope. Never been kissed.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

How weird will this test get?

31) What should you be doing?

Packing my lunch for my field trip.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Don't know

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Sometimes

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Ride, like Max Ride.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

I don't know, I've never talked to them.

36) What is your natural hair color?

Brownish-blonde

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

Don't remember.


Funny Quotes: don't own any of this!!

"NOTICE: Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it will be noted. Now you will notice that this notice was not worth noticing."
"Pretty purple ponies prance in purple palaces"(awkward silence)
"I wanna be an Elf!!"
"People are like slinkies: basicly useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs"
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?"
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine succeed"
"Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse', cause God takes it as a personal challenge"(THAT'S WHY MY LUCK IS SO CRAPPY! I get it now)
"If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you done?"
"It's just AMAZING!! You're completely wrong again!"
"That which does not kill me, had better start running pretty fast"(Max anyone?)
"Survival, what a drag"
"I suffer from CRS:"Can't Remember Stuff"(so true)
"There's no I in TEAM, but there's a ME if you jumble it up"
"You, off my planet"(LOL, this reminds me of Max so much)
"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous"
"I don't know what's wrong with you, but I'll wager it's hard to pronounce"
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"
"Worst excuse for not doing homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from"
"Best excuse for not doing homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from"
"What happens if you get half scared to death twice?"
"A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR- THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"
"There are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead"
"Love your enemies, it'll make them crazy"
"There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and Those who can't"(My friend told me this one)
"STUPID= Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand"
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then just sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b!#@h."
"My mind is like lightening, one brilliant flash, then it's gone"
"Evil beware: we're armed with Waffles"
"He who laughed last thought the slowest"
"The silent ones are always the deadliest"(Am I the only one reminded of Fang here?)
"Lol, I just had a funny idea! Wait never mind...I lost it..."
"Ask, did you feel that?"
"When the doors on an elevator close, say, 'it's ok, they'll open again"

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.:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 6

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.(as if)
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act(Sometimes though)
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 5

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 4

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 4

Winner: AIR! Not surprised with how much I love MR.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...(Bold the ones that apply to you)

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine. (Although it doesn't really affect me all that much.)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (Exactly what happens when I go on vacation or school starts.)

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D. or A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.(haven't taken it yet)

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Quick! Number off 12 Max Ride Characters and answer the following questions

1. Max
2. Total
3. Angel
4. Ari
5. Fang
6. Dylan
7. Iggy
8. Gazzy
9. Lissa
10. Brigid
11. Jeb
12. Nudge

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Dylan and Jeb? Um, maybe if it was Jeb killing Dylan, but not anything other than that. I really don't like either of them.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ari? Um, not really. I imagine him looking still like a little kid (in a weird way) and wolfy. I don't see him being as awesome as Fang and Iggy (Ah, Iggy, my imaginary boyfriend. I'm so glad he's blind right now, 'cause now I don't have to worry about him reading that).

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Two things:
1) Just how twisted ARE you people? and 2) That couldn't happen anyways. Nudge and Angel? Impossible.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Why yes, about a hundred.

5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Maybe if Dylan were a dog and a girl. But honestly, he's probably too much of a suck-up for Total.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

How about neither? Fang and Brigid or Fang and Lissa? I mean, I am an adiment Fax shipper, though I do support Miggy as well.

7. What would happen if Seven walk in on Two and Twelve making out?

Iggy walks in on Total and Nudge making out? Okaaaaaay, um, first of all, that would NEVER happen and second of all, he would hear the sounds and not even go in there. He couldn't see them anyways.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/10 fic.

Angel reads Brigid's thoughts and finds out Brigids feelings for Fang. What will she do? Will she try to keep Fang and Max together or will she let things run their course? I might have to write that.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Maybe just Max comforting him or something but not romantic fluff.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

I'll Be There For You Always (And I just got an idea. Thank you people of Fanfiction for trying to kill me by giving me MORE story ideas!)

11. If you wrote a songfic bout Eight, what song would you choose?

The Complicate Song (also known as The Constipation Song) by Wierd Al Yankovich. Why? Because it would so easily fit Gazzy. Like Max said, Gazzy and Wierd Al both share a fascination of bodily functions.

12. Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happen?

Gazzy walks in on Brigid? Here it goes.

Gazzy: HOLY CRAP! LOCK THE DOOR NEXT TIME WOMAN! *runs out screaming*

Brigid goes a bright shade of red while Gazzy curls up in a corner muttering about being scarred (remember, the kid's only eight).

13. Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.

Angel and Ari are fighting, but then Dylan brings them together as a couple. Okay, maybe if Ari wasn't an Eraser and Dylan weren't number one on my List of Fictional Characters To Kill, but here goes.

Ari: Max always liked you best!
Angel: Maybe because I'm like her!
Dylan: You two have been going on about this for hours. It's been made pretty clear that Max likes FANG best.
Ari and Angel: Yeah, it has. What? Stop that? You stop! (keep doing this until they creep everybody out and then leave the room. Then they talk for a while.

14. Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!"

Okay, so Fang and Lissa are fighting when Iggy runs in yelling "I love Max!"

Fang and Lissa keep yelling at each other for something stupid.
Iggy: I LOVE MAX!
Max: What?
Fang and Lissa have wierd faces.
Iggy: I love you Maxie!
And then all heck breaks loose.

15. Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)"

Total and Brigid are in the middle of a battle when Iggy comes flying through screaming "SUPER IGGY!"

Okay, this would work if it were Max and Ari and Fang were tied up somewhere or dead, but I can SO see Iggy doing that.

16. Ten kills Four, Four's last words?

Brigid kills Ari. Ari's last words: "HOW COULD YOU KILL A SEVEN YEAR OLD?" (You know, make Brigid feel guilty).

17. What would Two think if Four got One pregnant?

What would Total think if Ari got Max pregnant? Um, that it was very sick and that they should get some serious phsyciatric help.

18. What would the rest of the people on the list above think if Ten and Six got together?

They would send them to live happily ever after in Antarctica because they hated them anyways.

19. One, two, three, four, five, and Six are fighting when Seven, Eight, Nine,Ten,Eleven and Twelve comes to watch. What happens?

Max, Total, Fang, Ari, Angel and Dylan are fighting about who's better for Max, Fang of Dylan. Then the others come over to watch.


Really Dumb Store labels:

Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire

Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

McDonald's Coffee: Warning! Drink may be hot! (Oh, really?!)

Arm & Hammer Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets (OH, REALLY?!?!)

Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

Matches: WARNING: Contents may catch fire

Toilet Plunger: Do not use near power lines

Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

Windex: Do not spray in eyes

Matress: Do not attempt to swallow (BUT I NEED NOURISHMENT!)

Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap

A sign on a Telephone pole: Do not post signs

Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a Harry Potter toy broom: This broom does not actually fly

Bayer Aspirin: Do not take if allergic to aspirin

On earplugs: These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

On Nabisco Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap

On a Maytag Air Conditioner: Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows

On a Life Saving Device: This is not a Life-Saving Device

On a Shark Vacuum Cleaner: 1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

Various Computers: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

Various Cameras: This camera will only work when film is inside.

On the Japanese Gamecube: Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...)

On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (I thought I was harmful to ants)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects, duh!)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.)

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good)

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Where did they get that idea...)

A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (Amazing.)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Srry kids can't play in there anymore...)

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!)

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Darn.)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah.)

Wet-Nap: Tear open packet and use

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)

On a bag of Marshmallows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)


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Confessions of a Blue Box by Saphura reviews
"The TARDIS is more than a machine, it's... it's like a person." Short tidbits from the TARDIS's point of view.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 25,595 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4h ago - Published: 2/25/2012 - TARDIS
The Sea's Wings by Kori-Goddess-of-Candy reviews
Annabeth broke Percy's heart. The flock just broke Max's. When they get captured and meet up in the school what happens? Percy has wings in this story. Percy/Max Rated T for language
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Percy J., Max]
Silent Gravity by basketballchick13 reviews
When Max and Fang are paired together for a 'get to know somebody new' English project, they take it farther than anyone thought possible. When they finally realize the feelings that they have for each other and hormones settle down, Max's enstranged brother (Iggy) and Fang's dilinquent sister (Ella) come back in town, mixed with a pregnant Nudge, ensues chaos for everyone involved
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 59,857 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Max, Fang
My Dark Guardian Angel by D.D.B chick reviews
"I felt a sharp pain in my head like the ones I get when I start to remember things from my past. Things that I've seen, read or heard they all seem so real, more real than most of the things that Jeb tells me happened when I was little. Why do I feel pain every time I want to remember something? More important why am I just realizing all of this now. I have to find Fang..."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,532 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Max, Fang
We Found Love by maximumridetothemax reviews
The Ride's and the Walker's are family friends, where the oldest of the two families are Fang and Max. Suddenly, when they are both 17, their parents tell them that they are getting married to each other. What will happen to the two as they go along in their parents' plot to get them together? Sorry for the stupid summary. It's my first story. Please read! :) All human. FAX LATER!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,029 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 9/18/2013 - [Max, Fang]
Fruit Bowl by Chibi Nagisa Sakura reviews
Taking their relationship step by step, Tohru and Kyo are happy until something is wrong with Tohru. She's suffering from nightmares, but her nightmares seem to be not only destroying her life and relationship with Kyo, but herself from the inside as whatever hurts her in the dream, becomes a reality. Can Kyo save Tohru's life and their future children's lives? Better than summary
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,228 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Anything But Average by banannabee reviews
Average. The one word that can describe me. Average face. Average brown eyes. Average grades. Average – well, everything. I'm not special in any way but one. And I've been told it millions of times. Max and Maya are twins. And Max always feels like the lesser twin. And now that she's fallen in love with her twin's boyfriend? She feels like her all time low.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,862 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Forever Never Lasts by Color the Rain reviews
She thought they would be together forever but what happens when mysterious purple haired girl starts showing an interest in Soul and Soul starts coming home late. Just read it. This is after they defeated the kishan but they've never met Blair…well until now.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Sicarius by Cyline the Cherry Blossom reviews
Maka seems like a nerdy schoolgirl who has no life outside of schoolwork, but in reality she is a Senior Sicarius, master assassin, thief and spy. Only a select few who are also in the organization known as Sicarius know her secret. But, when Soul Evans, the most popular and most wanted guy in Shibusen High, finds out her secret, her life begins to unravel.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Maka A., Soul Eater]
How Far Can You Run Before Your Past Catches Up With You? by the-blackblooded-exorcist reviews
Maka has to escape her past and all the pain that is attached to it. Moving to japan and starting over seems like a good plan except her seven classmates seem like they will give her quite a memorable experience. Slightly AU and major character death.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,782 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Maka A.
To Warm Her Snowed Over Heart(SoMa) by Inori Pelagski reviews
It's christmas in Death City, She has only the remainder of the school year before she attends DWMA. Mama has left her in Papa's care. What will happen with Maka and the white haired boy who lent her his coat in the snow?SoMa, with KidxLiz, Black*StarxTsubaki, BlairxMasamune
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,862 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
Because of Faith by Carthage5 reviews
Five years back Max ran away with a growing secret. Now found Max's daughter finds her dad.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Max, Fang, OC
Maximum Hunger by luckyducky-master-of-writing reviews
Maximum Ride. Katniss Everdeen. Can these stories collide?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Max, Katniss E.
Marked For Death by PandaMustache reviews
When tragedy strikes 16-year-old Maka Albarn, she makes a vow that could change her life forever. Will she uphold her promise, or will her fate get the best of her? Warning: Language and Violence. AU
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Asura, Maka A.
Why I by 15 Days Past Death reviews
Soul and Maka know everything about each other. Or so they think. Curiosity racks the other's brain. Really? Why do they do that? #6: Pick On You
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
Family History by ADdude reviews
Maka's mom returns to Death City to take her to a trip to Japan. They soon get wrapped up in in battle against a force that is after their family. Their friends soon get pulled into their struggle against ancient forces.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,433 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Maka A., Kami
You Lost My Trust, But Here's Another Chance by eternalreader62 reviews
Max was best friends with Fang, but that all changed when Max's mom died. Jeb started to be violent at home. She was going to tell Fang but instead found him with the school slut Lissa. Their friendship was lost and she started getting bullied. She couldn't tell anyone. But does that all change when she and Fang have to work together for school and he sees the scars?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,505 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Max, Fang
The winner is by ilovegeroro reviews
Soul's brother Wes won at everything, so what happens when Wes sets his sights on one ash blonde meister in particular? Will Maka ditch Soul for the better brother?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,604 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Blind as a Bat by Harrypotterpixie455 reviews
Max is blind- not Iggy. She goes to a regular school as a regular kid- well, as regular as a blind kid can be anyway , because she refuses to go to a school for the blind. Fang, on the other hand, is perfect. Popular, Good-Looking, Athletic, Lots of Friends. And, let's just say, he isn't so bad with the girls. There's just one problem. Fang hates Max. And Max hates Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Max, Fang
I love you Do you love me? by kelseyezhu reviews
Max is in 5th grade. Fang used to like her but she doesn't know about now. Does he still like her or not? Fax but not the ending you expected.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride, Falling for Edward? by MaxRideandPercyJackson4ever reviews
suck at summary's. Read please. My story may be confusing, so feel free to ask questions. If you don't have an account, then i'll answer them on my profile.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,435 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Max, Fang, Maya A./Max 2, Jacob
Just Leave by MoonlitxDreams reviews
First Fanfic so be nice c: Soul confronts Maka for being a weapon... without telling her thats the reason. He tells Maka to leave, and Maka leaves. While she walks over to a safe haven she runs into Soul's older brother, Wes, he asks Maka to be his weapon after hearing all the rumors about her. Will she agree to be his partner or just try to be Soul's meister again?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,592 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater, Wes E.
Ballet, Bruises by BeriForeverFan reviews
No one believed her, all she had was dance. Everything that happened was a lie and now she was here, Evans Orchard, a home for troubled girls.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 45,446 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Maka Albarn Medusa's New Lab Rat? by Runie Sama reviews
Maka is at the brinks of death due to Medusa experimenting on the girl. Maka is rushed into surgery and Stein finds something shocking implanted in the girl. Will the team get Medusa will Maka ever be the same again? Medusa's true plot slowly unravels.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,949 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Maka A., Medusa G., Soul Eater, Spirit A./Death Scythe
Broken Hearts, Broken Wings by Silent Phantom gal reviews
What if when Max was kicked out she had an expiration date? What if the gods wanted to make a god to watch over all the mutants? Suck at summaries! Rated T cause I'm parinod! ON HOLD!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Max
Quiet Like The Snow by Victorian Asylum reviews
It started with letters. Then came stalking. A morbid fascination turned into a kidnapping. A serial killer is lusting after Max. Will this time be different, or will she be just another dismembered body dumped in a ditch?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,315 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Max, Fang
New Hope? (re-write) by feather flyer reviews
"You're different. What happened Max?" he asks sadly. I shake my head. "I'm not the little girl you knew ten years ago. Life is a cruel game and I'm stuck in the middle of it. And sometimes in that game, pieces fall off the table. I'm about to fall Fang. And this time, I don't think I can get back up." "Then I guess I'll have to change the game." And he leans forward and kisses me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,182 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 9/5/2013 - [Max, Fang] Iggy
Silent Dating by Hita-Chan reviews
Mori and Haruhi had just confessed their feelings for each other and are now planning their new life together! As long as everything works out for them. And what about the other Hosts? How're they going to react to all this? MoriHaru, Rated M for lemon OOC-ness Sequel to The Silent Watcher.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,535 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
The Wings of Olympus by Jezabel Raewin reviews
Maximum Ride meets Percy Jackson. About a year if not more before Angel Experiment and RIGHT after the Titans Curse. Strap yourself in for an adventure of parent finding and quests galore. One of my better works, read and review.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Max, Percy J.
The Girl With Green Eyes by GaaraRocks124 reviews
Soul has just become a Death Scythe and no one could be happier for her partner than Maka Albarn. But Soul starts acting different all of a sudden causing Maka to worry. What happens if Soul leaves Maka? Might be a hint of SoMa towards the end but I'm not sure yet! Rated T for violence that will occur in later chapters as well as SOME foul language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,113 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Black Star, Death The Kid, Maka A., Soul Eater
Kill Me by TheGirlWithGoldenEyes reviews
AU. "I'm not going to kill you." He stated plainly. "I'm going to keep you." Rated T for strong language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,109 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Unwanted Company by BlackDragonLanceTR16 reviews
Maka was normal that was the way she liked it. But when her only friend moves away to Japan, she becomes alone. Death the Kid, the most popular guy at school has his sights set on her. He will stop at nothing to befriend her. Even when she refuses. Kid has a secret and he'll realize that Maka has a secret of her own... AU Kid x Maka and One-sided soulxmakaxkid
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,416 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
It's Just An Game! by CosmicStoryTeller reviews
Black*Star and Soul gets bored so they decide play a game where they get Kid an girlfriend. Black*Star chooses Maka to be with Kid and Soul chooses Tsubaki. But while their playing their 'game', they get unwanted attention from their female choices.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Black Star, Maka A., Soul Eater, Tsubaki N.
The Tide Meets the Sky by sorenity4eva reviews
Max gets an expiration date, and the flock kicks her out. When she crashes into Mt. Olympus while flying, will she know her true heritage? Will a love triangle develope? I know most of it is an overused plot, but I promise you won't regret reading this.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Max, Percy J.
Friends Forever by Hitachiin Gossip Girl reviews
"Twins?" "Yeah. What about you?" "Only stepsisters." Haruhi's old friends came to the Host Club the other day. Showing off their weird craziness, we had no idea what to make of them. But we couldn't help but try and find out more about them. Though as funny as they are, they seemed to keep more secrets than anyone we've ever met. "Maybe you'll find out someday" Was all they told us
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,771 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Dream Catcher by EatenByReality reviews
Fang is constantly bullied for who he is, who his family is. It's how his life has always been: an imperfection. A girl with an unknown face haunts his dreams every night. He knows her, but he doesn't. Is the same girl Maximum Ride?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Max, Fang
Roses Made of Plastic by Rain makes me cry reviews
*summary changed* Maka has a crush on Soul, but he's changed since he met his new 'friends.' But why care about Soul when a certain symmetry obsessed reaper is giving you a bouquet of roses instead of one fake rose.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/8/2013 - [Death The Kid, Maka A.]
A Wolfs Love by Sakura8787 reviews
Kagome has realized that she can never gain Inuyasha's love. But is there a certain Wolf Demon that can heal her heart and give her love that she so desperately needs? First story so don't expect much :3 (Oh and rated T for language ;) ) UPDATED: Chapter 12 does have the smut so if you don't want to read then please skip, thank you :)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,111 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Kagome H., Kouga
ASH: A Maximum Ride Novel by Issi Herondale reviews
SET AFTER FANG NO ANGEL/NEVERMORE  Fang left Max without knowing that she was pregnant and then Max left the Flock. Now it's almost 20 years later, Max is missing and her daughter, Ash, is dealing with meeting the Flock for the first time. But, sooner or later she has to meet Fang at the cliff. Will Max be found? What part of the story don't we know? SEQUEL UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 59,820 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Max, Fang, Angel, Nudge - Complete
The Principle Axiom by onlyonepage reviews
Following the events of the Reichenbach Fall those left behind are moving on with their lives or so they thought. Harriet Thornton, Mrs Hudson's former house sitter, gets a shock when a certain consultant detective reveals himself and expects her to down tools and return to London where he expects life at Baker Street to be just as it was.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,735 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sherlock H.
Immortal Angel by X.Alyss.X reviews
My first fanfic. Maka woke up, expecting another normal day... when suddenly- please review And be straight forward... Rated T for blood and language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,865 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Maka A., Death The Kid
Cheater Cheater by WhiteRaven421 reviews
New story. Maka and Soul are dating. Kid and Liz are dating. But Soul and Liz are also a couple. What if Maka finds out? What will happen when she tells Kid? Disclaimer: Don't own Soul Eater and it's characters. I wish that I did
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
Flight of the Tides by Abby-Jade-Love reviews
After a fight with Fang, Max finds herself at the Hoover Dam about to save the world. Though she knows not to trust anyone, she feels a connection with Percy and together they discover a secret hidden with Max's lineage. NOT a Percy/Max. Pre TAE, mid TTC.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,740 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Max, Percy J. - Complete
When Can I See You Again? by ladylezelia reviews
Based on the song by Owl City. Maka stared out at the dawn sky, waiting for Kid to return. For days, she was like that; until, however, she was due to the hospital. Four years later, she still expects Kid. He's not there, and she's beginning to believe he died while in England. Until...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Maka A., Death The Kid] Elizabeth T./Liz, OC
Twilight To The Maximum by Metal Flowers reviews
The Flock kicks Iggy and Max out of the Flock, so what are they to do but accept Jeb's offer of help and move to Forks? There, secrets will be revealed, old burdens will be dug up, and supernatural enemies will meet. Iggy and Edward are competing for Max's love, but of course since she's Max, she had no idea. I'm not sure what ship will prevail. Miggy? Medward? Something else?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,748 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Max, Iggy, Edward
Uzunami Clan by sagistic96 reviews
Inspired by Advent of Shadow's 'Betrayal'. Betrayed by his village, Naruto abandons Konoha for a new life. Watch as he shakes the shinobi world to its core as he forms the Uzunami Clan and plans for the Konoha's destruction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 128,131 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 6/7/2013 - [Naruto U., Fū] [Tayuya, Gaara]
The Day I Left Home by Black-Elephant reviews
Maka Albarn left Death City after a horrible betrayal and after learning some beautiful news. She finally comes back after all this time she is gone, and shocks her old family at the newest surprises she brings home. Who is the father of the child she brings? Who is the man she brought with her? How do they know each other? Does she still love her old family? IS MAKA STILL MAKA?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,533 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Don't Let Me Go by LenenaxX reviews
What is life without the one you love? How on earth are you supposed to live? How can you smile, laugh, breathe without them? Maka doesn't know what she's supposed to do anymore. All her hopes and dreams are lost. Or are they? What if they never really left you at all?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Abuse is Not Just a Word by Fly On 3536 reviews
Maximum Ride is abused. She has been her whole life. But when a Black Haired boy moves in next door. Will he listen to her screams? Or Ignore them? Fax. Eggy. Nazzy. NO WINGSSS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,778 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
Taken by maxrideanddivergentlover reviews
I was taken on what should have been the happiest day of my life. But it was ruined when they came and took away everything that mattered to me. My family, my memories, Fang. Everything that was important to me was taken, but now I'm gonna get them back. They belong to me and me only. You know why? I'm Maximum Ride and no one, and I mean no one, messes with me. LOTS OF FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Max, Fang
Rain Drops by Death The Girl 182 reviews
Maka finds Blackstar out on the roof at the DWMA. What's he doing there, and what's been up with him lately? She's about to find out. One-shot, unless I receive feedback that people want me to continue it. Sometimes, nightmares don't stop when you wake up.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Black Star, Maka A.
Forks and Knives (ON HIATUS) by LittleDaisy80 reviews
Max is left behind by the Flock, so Dr. Martinez and Ella pick her up and they move to a small town called Forks. The encounter with Bella and Edward has Max bound to Jacob by a non-breakable bond. She can't stand it, but will her feelings change? And what about Max's flock and Jacob's pack?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,135 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Max, Jacob
The Max Reaper: Death and New Life by shinigamiConnections reviews
Max is dead! Well, not exactly, she can still save the world, just in a different way. But...How do shinigami, hollows, a perverted plushie and Iggy come into this? Max/Ichigo, Iggy/Rukia
Crossover - Bleach & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,341 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya, Max, Iggy
Maka's Kid by Emily Sweetine reviews
What happened when Maka adopts a kid after a major fight with a kishin egg. What will happen to Soul's relationship with Maka. Poseo nada. (I own nothing) T for language and comments. And a teenage boy... Speaks for itself.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [Maka A., Soul Eater]
Who are you by Angel of deaths darkness reviews
Soul dumps Maka for liz. Maka's friends hate her, after hearing some rumors, and she becomes the nerd everyone bullies and has no friends. Then Maka gets sent on a mission what's Maka's secret? Will Maka get revenge? How will everyone react watching a soul eater series based around her in class! Will soul ever love Maka again? And how will they react to Maka secrets? Worth the read
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,580 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Sk8er Boi by MakaEaterAlbarnEvans reviews
Soul just moved in from Orange County, California. He just wants to skate, but his life gets flipped upside down when he meets Maka, a beautiful skater girl, who is in a forced arranged marriage. Great. Life just got 10X more complicated.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater, Wes E.
24 Reasons I hate Christmas by VampireRide reviews
I'm Nick Walker and I Hate Christmas. And my first reason begins on the first day. December 1st. Find out my 24 reasons and why there isn't a 25th. (This story is basically a countdown to christmas.)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,149 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Fang, Max
My Sweet Chibi by xxxxxAnimePsychoGirlxxxxx reviews
What happens when Blair accidentally turns Maka into a Chibi? Kid x Maka!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
The Other Side Of Me by LauraSaturn reviews
"I need a new story. A new beginning. I want to write my own life now, unlike the one I've lived so far. But I don't know where to start. Where should I even begin? My name is Max..." Max/Iggy, Max/Fang [THERE WILL BE A FINAL DECISION]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Max, Fang, Iggy
The Tissue Box of Love by overzealouslypessimistic reviews
Fang rarely expressed his emotions, and when he did, it was through his "Tissue Box of Love." When Max grabs a tissue from it, what feelings will it reveal?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Road to Nowhere by lala-licious reviews
How can he let the elf-girl take the death-bound train herself? Thus began their partnership in an RPG game world. Fantasy AU. Soul, Maka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Soul Eater Fanfiction Discovery by Sandra Chan 07 reviews
Soul is bored one day, and starts surfing the internet and stumbles upon fanfiction. What the discovery really leads to are the true horrors of evil. Worse than Medusa trying to kill Crona, worse than Arachne or any witch, and worse than Asura, the kishin of madness. Follow the Soul Eater gang as they read stories about themselves.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,010 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Black Star, Maka A., Soul Eater
New Weapon in Death City by firechloe reviews
Maka found out she had the blood of a weapon while fighting the kishin. Lord Death decides to train her. But one question still remains. Who will be her meister? KidxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,652 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
when you lose a bet by Maka12Albarn20Souleater reviews
this is what happens when Maka loses a bet to Liz and Patty and has to pay the consequences. Please R&R Read it or i'll take your soul..
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
I'm Not Sure How I Feel About You by xena with an english accent reviews
Max and Fang fighting it out to be Valedictorian. Max thinks she has feelings for Fang, but the competitive voice in her head pushes any boy-related thoughts out of her mind so she can focus on school. Then something supernatural happens, and a new threat proves to be more important than grades. With academics on hold, will Max finally realize her attraction to Fang?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Fang, Max
Revenge by lilangel25 reviews
Black star and Soul abandoned Maka and Tsubaki, what will happen next for the two heartbroken girls, and who is Natsume? will the girls finally forgive them? KidxMaka, TsubakixOC.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A., Tsubaki N., OC
Songs From The Trees by Dot Ride reviews
Max is an abused girl, who sings in the trees of her local park every night. Fang is the popular boy who has it all, but one day hears Max in the park. Will he pursue the songs from the trees, or will he let a life be lost?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,545 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Just Please Don't Forget Me by Keeper of the Shadowed Roses reviews
The kishin was defeated six years ago, but the soul eater gang has Maka has been forgotten while Soul and the others got more and more After Maka disappeared from the DWMA five years ago they start to look for her but what is it they will find?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,533 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Sticks and Stones May Break my Bones, but it's the Words that Hurt Me by 8888littlecat8888 reviews
Maka is in a abusive relationship, and doesn't know how to get out of it. After the first day of school, she runs into the new boy everyone's talking about. Eyes of emerald meet eyes of gold. Maka's secret can't be safe forever right? I know the idea of an abusive relationship isn't exactly original, but bear with me. Warning: May contain some harsh language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,671 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Assassin or Weapon-Meister by anna114 reviews
Makas real name is Mikayla, she was an assassin from the time she was 12 until she was 16 years old. What would happen if now her friends from the past now came to get her back? What would the soul and the gang do? give it a chance, Rated M for blood, and so I do not have to write it all the time chapter, I do not own Soul Eater only my OC.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,642 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
maka's secret talent by RAGNOROKgirl564 reviews
ya so the title says it all maka has a secret talent with patty ,Liz, and tsubaki and when the guys acciedently follow them soul and the rest freak out like crazy.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Maka A.
The Other's Girl by vamptigergal reviews
Soul wants a girlfriend that he can protect. Ikuto on the other hand wants a girl that can stand at his side all the time. One day a black portal opens and Switches Maka and Amu, Dia gets tagged along with Amu to Death City. Maka now has to deal with Charas and everything else. Can they return to their world, do they even want to? SoulxAmu and IkutoxMaka
Crossover - Shugo Chara! & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Amu H., Ikuto T., Maka A., Soul Eater
A Curse of Fangs by Stuffy Puffy reviews
Maka Albarn attends a school made for weapons and meisters. Is she all meister? No. She's a vampire. She hides her fangs and makes sure none of her friends know. She makes sure to never drink a human's blood again but can she keep that promise? AU.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] Crona, Elizabeth T./Liz
Things Maximum Ride can teach you by SilenceIsGolden15 reviews
I was reading one for Firefly and noticed there were none of this genre for Maximum Ride! I had to correct the injustice.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012
Ringleader in Hollywood by Another Sarcastic Teenager reviews
Maya Martinez was a big time movie star who was getting bored in the glitz and glam of Hollywood. However, when the set's translator gets sick, Maya takes the opportunity to get her sister Max, an ex-Croatian Circus ringleader, back in the States. Hollywood won't know what hit it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,522 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Max, Fang
Party Boys Like You Don't Save Cinderellas Like Me by dreams-and-schemes86 reviews
Maximum Ride is a semi-normal girl who's trying hard to live life right. Nick Walker is a famous singer with a rep for being a "Party Boy". What will happen when they accidently meet at a concert? And what will Nick do to win over Max? Major Fax! Rated T. *no wings*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Max, Fang
Sorry, I Am Late by DATsubasa reviews
How long will you wait for your love?
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Things are Just Getting Started by All-American Anteater reviews
It was hard tailing the bookworm and OCD. He didn't even know Maka could skateboard, let alone dodge people by grinding on the occasional bench or the curb like a pro. And why in the world was she going so fast? What was so important that she had to run the risk of running over innocent pedestrians? There apparently was a lot he didn't know about the blond.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Facedown by SouLegacy reviews
Maka is a new student at shibushin and Kid has a slight crush on her. When these two start bonding, Kid finds out about her abusive boyfriend. Will kid save her from the hell hole? KiMa fanfiction. Don't like it, Don't read it! Rated T for my french
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,670 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
I will not fall by Angel of deaths darkness reviews
Soul got me pregnant, and when I went to tell him I found him kissing blair. Soul cheated on Maka when she was expecting a child, will she leave? Will soul pick Blair or Maka? And who's the one that dies? Or will they live? Will soul meet his kids? Or doesn't he care? Read and find out
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,053 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
You are the One by OnemRush17 reviews
This takes place towards the end of episode "Playtime" and the episode "Family Time" Alec has been helping Kiera non-stop catching the bad guys, destroying Liber8s plans, but what happens when he starts to develop feelings for her.
Continuum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Alec S., Kiera C.
Maka's Double Life At DWMA by cupcake59193 reviews
Maka Albarn is no ordinary nerd, first because she isn't one, maka is the lead singer of STOLEN VOICE named Utsukushi-sa No naka. will there be a growing relationship in the band? will soul be jealous? will soul realize his feelings? will the others find out? note: the story will be done quickly cuz i have lots of free time so pleaz read! ;-D
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,862 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Savior by bassaddict reviews
Soul was everything to Maka, until one day something changed inside of him. When Maka seeks help from Kid, he becomes her Savior. Then, other obstacles appear, threatening the peace Maka found. This is my very first fic(and I suck at summaries). OOC, I'm sorry it's just the way it happened. It's rated T for language, sexual suggestions, and violence. Please read and review.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,775 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Maka A., Death The Kid - Complete
Falling Feathers: the Rewrite by wolfstar.e99 reviews
Max gets into a fight with Fang when she catches him leaving after Total's wedding, and leaves instead. Now in Konoha captured by shinobi, she is submitted to the T&I department for interrogation. Will the Flock and Fang go after her, or will they leave her to the life of an academy student level kunoichi. OC warning, no parings as of yet.
Crossover - Naruto & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Hana I., OC, Max, Fang
A Debt Soul-Deep by Chloe5616 reviews
When Maka starts acting strangely and avoiding her friends, it's up to Soul to find out what's wrong. Little does he know, if he doesn't hurry, the Maka he knows and loves may be gone forever. Written by BrimofInsanity and I.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Lost In Paradise by 88AngelOfDarkness88 reviews
Maka Albarn is the new student in the DMWA and Kid is crushing on her. Unfortunately so is Blackstar and Soul! Maka is a special student that transferred from a place unknown. As they put her through training they notice her superb skills, but Lord Death isn't the only one who wants her and her skills. Who else wants her? Can Kid win her heart AND keep it? Will Maka be safe?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
Help Me by Ella Martenez reviews
Max got kicked out of the flock two years ago. What happens when the flock wants her back, but she already has a new family? Rated T for Tacos.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Wherever Life Takes Us by EdgyPixel reviews
What happens when a certain black haired reaper and his twin pistols are left without a place to stay for a few days? Completly experimental writing style. Lots of KiMa. Read with an open mind.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
A new time by avengedsketch reviews
8 years after the kishin was defeated the old soul eater gang as you know it has grown up. Maka and Soul, Black Star and Tsubaki, Kid and Liz, Crona and Patti; they all have children that will be sent to the DWMA one by one. This will follow the adventures of their children. Please R&R!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Black Star, Maka A., Soul Eater, Tsubaki N.
Two Kids And Tons of Trouble by animekitkat39 reviews
What happens when Maka and Black*Star are turned into kids and don't remember anything from being teenagers? How long will it take Stein and Marie to break from taking care of them? Find out here! Sorry if summary sucks ' Rated T because of... well everyone in Soul Eater! DISCONTINUED
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Maka A., Black Star - Complete
Jump, Fall, Then Caught By Kid! Huh, What! by animekitkat39 reviews
What happens when Maka jumps off a cliff on purpose and is caught by Kid? How about when she ends up having to live with Kid, Liz, and Patty? Well... nothing goes as planned! KiMa coming soon! DISCONTINUED
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Separation by FANGirls Forever reviews
The flock has kicked out Max so she finds a new one. Two years pass by, and finally the two groups will meet. Will they be close, or mortal enemies. And will Max stay with her new flock or will a certain someone's safety draw her back? I know, overused topic, but I decided to give it a shot. Please Read. :) Rated T in case I let words slip.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,445 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012
Maka Sohma: A Family Curse? by Hatsune Miku321 reviews
Title says it all. Read and Review. First Soul Eater CrossOver.I hate summaries. T for Sou Eater Language. Now Finished.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,332 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Maka A.
Positive by firechloe reviews
Sequel to 'Mommy' 8 years have passed and Maka finds herself in a bit of a situation. But with Kid by her side, will she be able to pull through? Somethings you have to let go, if they come back. It's meant to be. KidxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,688 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
The Hidden Witch by Bloody.-.Fang5507 reviews
Summay inside story. Plz read.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Maka A., Medusa G.
Sparks Fly, Then They Burn by jared padaladalecki reviews
Max Martinez is a college drop-out, working as a maid in a five star hotel. Nick "Fang" Ride, a famous movie star, is staying there while he shoots a movie. When they meet, will sparks fly of the good or bad variety? Fax, Eggy, all human. (CURRENTLY BEING EDITED)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,743 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
An Unexpected Hand To Hold by RESONANCE2345 reviews
Patty, recently suffering from a reoccurring nightmare, seeks comfort from her friend Maka Albarn but out on a mission out in Canada, the young pistol discovers nightmares can become real. Rated T for a minor amount of curse words and suggestive themes in later chapters.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Maka A., Patricia T./Patti
captured, changed, and confused by crona's.wife reviews
maka gets captured but medusa nad is changed into something else. Will she ever be the same?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Crona, Maka A., Medusa G., Ragnarok
Miester and weapon become more by xXDarkprincess1Xx reviews
Soul and Maka have feelings for each other, after a mission Soul comes clean and creates an amazing night for them resulting with a twist. Picture is from / who was cool enough to let me us it just for the story :)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,842 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
The Rock I Gave To You by RockStar Blue reviews
Soul gives Maka... a rock?
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
An Enemy Thought Dead by maritsa.m.vazquez reviews
Picking up where the anime left off, Maka is seriously wounded in her battle and faints from blood loss, out for a week, and is tortured endlessly by the Kishin in her dreams, often waking up screaming. To make matters worse, her friends suspect the Kishin is still alive...Residing in her mind. What will they do? DISCLAIMER:I DO NOT OWN SOUL EATER Please review! SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Falling by Thedoctorsayshi reviews
Maka doesn't know where she is...she can't call for help, because there is no one to call...
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013
Thunderstorm by cootiegirl reviews
When Maka comes home from getting caught in a thunderstorm, Soul is determined to make her night better. Soul/Maka oneshot.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Peaceful Raindrop by PeacefulRaindrop reviews
The rain fell quietly on the two... partners? Friends? Lovers? Soul's eyes widened in shock. Maka stood deathly still, feeling weak in the knees. Time seemed to slow around them. Soul reached for her as she fell. Maka continued to stare into Soul's crimson eyes, smiling weakly., but faltering as a spew of blood rushed out. "MAKA!" SoulXMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Soul Eater: Switched by DisgaeaKing reviews
Soul Eater … with a twist. This time, Maka is the daughter of Lord Death/Shinigami-sama, and is the meister partner to Liz and Patti, while Kid is the son of Kami and Spirit, and is Soul's partner. Starts during Episode 5 of the anime. ON HIATUS FOR A WHILE!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
What life? by Jo Eilyah reviews
Max abused, left alone, the usual. I added in a mix of school, gangs, and amnesia for my own take on a normal Maximum Ride. or as normal as she can get. T cause im parinoid
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Max
When Pain Appears by Hinata-Chan33 reviews
Maka has a huge crush on Kid, and Kid feels the same for her. Soul has a huge crush on Maka though, creating an unfortunate love triangle. To make the matters worse, A strange man attempts to rape and kill Maka. That is, until Kid saves her. How will this affect Kid and Maka's relationship when they finally confess to each other? Rated T for language and situations.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A., Soul Eater
Eating Potato Chips and Other Extreme Sports by SoSaysL reviews
When she's shot from the sky and separated from the Flock, Max finds herself caught in the middle of the Kira case. She quickly learns that surviving is more complicated than it seems in this deadly game, and that nothing and no one are quite what they seem to be.
Crossover - Death Note & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - L, Max
Soul Protectors by souleatergirl1 reviews
Maka is bullied at school just to get home and be abused. The one thing that keeps her going is her favorite band Soul Protectors. What will happen if they meet? How will the band react when they find out that Maka is abused by her father? Find out by reading! (first fanfic!)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,147 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Set it to the Max by Reflections of Twilight reviews
Max, a girl with synesthesia. Fang, the class freak. After an event too crazy to be a coincidence, their lives start to go awry. Do their paths cross in this crazy game we call life? To find out, read Set it to the Max. Can you hear the colors? Fax, because Mylan makes me wanna barf.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,996 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Max, Fang
Windows by Checkered Brooke reviews
Maka always thought she lived a perfectly normal life—until a mysterious boy with striped hair moved in next door. AU, KiMa. Threeshot.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Death The Kid, Maka A.] - Complete
I Will Always Find You by bookworm131998 reviews
I remember the day I had to leave them. I wasn't my fault. It was the Erasers. They came and kidnapped me, never letting me see my family again. What happens when Max gets kidnapped? Will she ever find the flock again? What ever happened to Itex? *Re-written version*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,483 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Max, Fang
The Last Thing by SunInHerSmile reviews
The last thing Dr. Temperance Brennan ever did.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Bones - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Romana III, 10th Doctor, T. Brennan, S. Booth
Smiles by borderlies reviews
Ever since Ari, Max's little brother, died, a smile's never escaped her lips. Her parents, desperate to get a grin in their daughter, pay people to get her to smile. When Fang and his father become their new housemates, he decides it's his project to make her smile. But will he be the first ever to succeed? FAX. AU. AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,526 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Max, Fang
Little Maka Evans by TsukiAliceChan reviews
Maka's parents died in a car accident and she was left without a family. She's sent to an orphan and treated there as trash until the Evans family adopted her...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Unbroken by EternalNight88 reviews
Soul abuses Maka for some time now, will Maka ever get away from her antagonists. Being in pure hell will the others find out...? Find out cause I'm not tellin!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - [Death The Kid, Maka A.] Soul Eater - Complete
Maka as a Magical Girl? by Tsukithekouhai reviews
It was a typical day, but then that started changing as a new transfer student named Homura Akemi started attending there school.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater, Homura A.
Melody of the Souls by Turtlebeast450 reviews
Maka Albarn known as the Flat-chested Bookworm goes to school even though she gets bullied by everyone. But no one really knows she has a secret that only her friends know. Soul Eater, the popular hotshot at school also doesn't know her secret, but what will happen when he finally finds out? this is my first fanfic soo... try not to hate.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,110 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Internet Browsers by unlucky-cards reviews
When Maka finally figures out that Soul learnt her password years ago, it's the start of a rather odd prank war. Short drabbles.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Friends Forever : Gone & Changed by Monochrome Princess reviews
They were all going to stick together and go to collage... but Maka had different plans to travel the world with her mom and go to an online collage. When her plan is found out everyone has mixed emotions. Maka leaves, no one stops her or says goodbye. Four years later she returns and sees what everyone has become. Slight soma in later chapters :)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
High School Rock & Rollers by Miss Simplicity reviews
Max and Ella had just moved to Las Vegas because of their moms job. Max, has a secret songbook, but what happens when she looses it at school. Nick Walker is in a band with his friends. Nick finds a songbook in the music department. Will he find the owner. Sorry if the summary sucks. Rated T because of me. LOTS OF FAX! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,105 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Max, Fang
Holiday trip by XxAngelscythexX reviews
Lord Death treats the group on a one weak holiday to Hawaii, to celebrate they killed the Kishin. Everything goes fine, Until love and heat mix. A Jealous Soul is one of the things Maka fears. Soul x Maka, maybe a little Tsubaki x Black star.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Complete
You're not alone by aprildragonfire16 reviews
Maka has been acting differently for a while and nobody knows why. But once they find out the truth, they head off for a dangerous mission in search of 2 important people. Can this mission bring lovers together or will they all stay friends forever?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,062 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
How it all started by DarkStarInOrbit reviews
Maka confesses. Soul overhears the slightest, that's how it started.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
An Escape by Checkered Brooke reviews
Beaten and broken, Maka had finally gathered enough courage to run away from home. Days later, in the middle of the night, she is almost hit by a car—driven by none other than our beloved Death the Kidd. He offers to take her in, and the two grow close. She must place her trust in him in order to escape her past and turn a new leaf, together. AU, KiMa. Rated T for language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,657 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - [Death The Kid, Maka A.] - Complete
Irreplaceable by i-am-blue-lava reviews
Maka misunderstands an an event between Soul and Blair. Will she ever forgive him? Who will get draged in to it? Read to find out. Don't forget to R&R.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Ten Months by Lunar Resonance reviews
He didn't think preparing for the birth of his child would be this unusual. SoMa.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,954 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013
Vy Martinez by Sorry I Just Did reviews
He came back. She left. They came looking. Now they've found her and everything that Violet Martinez stands for is torn down. Can Max keep up the act as her alter ego any longer now that the Flock has moved in next door? Old feelings rise up and new ones appear. Will she ever tell the Flock the truth or will they move on from Arizona, leaving Max behind? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,965 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Max, Fang
A Song of Sweet Surrender by Dragons4ever reviews
He really won't miss these sleepless nights. Daddy!Soul fluff
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
House Guests by Rose of Fortune reviews
Ever since Honda Tohru's mother died, her father has always been on business trips. She's always been alone, but that changes when the Sohmas and the Hondas start a business project and three of the unique Sohmas begin to live with Tohru to make negotiations on the project easier. But what makes them so special? Will Tohru find out their zodiac secret?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Can change be good? by Pancakes10210 reviews
Max and Fang are the outcast of there school. But when Fang turns popular and leaves Max behind. Max loses all hope of getting her best friend back. Until a new girl comes with a huge secert that will change Max literally. No wings FAX and scales.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,131 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Max
A Beautiful Disaster by FD3S.DriftPrincess reviews
A slip up costs alot more then some would think... Now, 15 years later, young Katsuya Sohma, son of Tohru and Kyo Sohma, wants to know about his past and what happened to his father. Will he find out and heal his mothers broken heart? Or will he fail and disappear just as his father did? Rated M for some lemon and possible violence later on.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
All's Fair in Love, War and High School by XxTuti17xX reviews
Fang ruined Max's life in seventh grade. She decides to get revenge. Read to see how. FAX! No matter what happens, there will be FAX. Review
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Max, Fang
Maka the Mermaid by MakaEvansIsAwesome reviews
Maka has a secret. How will she tell Soul and the gang? And theres bad guys out to get someone in the Soul Eater crew! Read to find out more!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Late-Night Panic by Checkered Brooke reviews
Maka is stranded in a less-than-perfect part of town. She calls Kidd for help. Oneshot, KiMa. Rated T for adult themes.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2013 - [Death The Kid, Maka A.] - Complete
Bruises and secrets by AngelxxInxxDisguise reviews
Maka's mom is getting remarried, and invites Maka over to meet her fiancé. But when she comes back, she starts acting weird, and she is covered with bruises. When Soul tries to understand why she is like this, he discovers that her almost step dad isn't all that he seems. Can he save her when she is sick of living. Disclaimer. BTW at the end she and her mom don't talk ever again.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Kid Loves Her That's that by artziekym reviews
Basically Kid is in love with Maka, but she's dating Soul. So throughout a long list of plans Kid forms to break Maka and Soul up, will they breakup? And if they do, will she fall for Kid?
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A., Soul Eater
Everytime I Hear Your Name by AngelofNicky reviews
Maka sees Soul kissing another girl, and Blair and Maka leaves. Will Soul be able to Maka again, or did he loose her forever? Please Read and Review. No Flames Please!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Beyond The Hidden Secrets: Maximum Immortality by Maximum Immortality reviews
Fang is an average teenage boy with, an easily average family and life…. But then Max gets in the picture with a hidden secret? Lissa, Fang's girlfriend hate's Max because of what she is. How will It all end? Rated T cause, language and stuff. Up for adoption. Pm me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,023 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Max, Fang
Forgive and Forget? by Mickey-Mouse-is-now-Purple26 reviews
Max gets kicked out of the Flock. What happens 2 years later when her Old Flock show up, and want Max back? How will the Old Flock react when they meet Max's New Flock? and how does Fang feel about Max's new boyfriend? Story is better than summary
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,117 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Max, Fang
Stien's Proposal by animeluver69 reviews
Stien proposes to Marie in his own unique way. Don't read if you don't like dissection! ;) My first fanfic so r&r!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
The Way I Loved You by lilbits12 reviews
He can't see the smile I'm faking And my heart's not breaking Cause I'm not feeling anything at all And you were wild and crazy Just so frustrating intoxicating Complicated, got away by some mistake and now - Taylor Swift The story of how Maka lost Soul Rated T for language Rating might change
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,086 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Beneath the Dirt Under the Ink by TAGGWRITC reviews
Max was a small country girl. Fang was a trouble making city boy. What happens when Fang's mom sends him to Max's family's farm to learn responsibility? Will the two get over their differences long enough to realize what they could be? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,538 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Black Paper Moon - A Soul Eater Sequel by Broccolio reviews
A new kishin is born and she will stop at nothing to destroy Maka. Maka is slowly falling into insanity but she doesn't want to tell anyone; not even her partner Soul. (Reviews wanted)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,001 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Road Trip by ushiromiyajessica reviews
Soul and Maka attempt to go on a trip
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Memories Ruined by xXBlackBloodAngelXx reviews
Today is July 15th. SOmething bad happened in Maka's life a year prior on this same day...find out what. SoMA and TsuStar!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Black Star, Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
A Dark, Dark Day by Kaitmiller17 reviews
Maka need some advice from Tsubaki but something goes wrong instead.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Nom Nom Nom by Zenophobia reviews
Maka finds out something interesting about Soul. One-shot
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Omega and Maya's Story by Metal Flowers reviews
Max II is out of luck when the real Max defeats her and Max II should have been terminated immediatly. The superboy Omega sees her, and suddenly she isn't just a random mutant. She's a person. This is their story as they spiral out of Itex's control.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Maya A./Max 2, Omega
Threats and Torment by maritsa.m.vazquez reviews
The kishin egg's haunting last words were; "We have plans especially for you. There are many more of us waiting for you, and we will find you soon enough." Maka goes out for some fresh air, but what will happen when she is cornered by two kishin eggs with no weapon? Review this story-it may be a little OOC, though...Rated T for language and other stuff(no, not Lemons, you perverts
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Black, White, Gray by ShadedStarlight0 reviews
This is about a certain relationship between everyone's favorite riceball and a certain Sohma boy. I wonder if you might be able to tell which one based on the title. Please give the story a chance. I would really appreciate if you read and reviewed because reviews are always helpful. Rated T because of Kyo and Black Haru, and just in case for future chapters.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Arisa U., Hatsuharu S., Saki H., Tohru H.
Her Secret Thoughts by CallMePatrickOrCallMeNothing reviews
Maka Albarn is a nerd and has a secret book. She has many secrets that she doesn't want the world to know and keeps everything written in code in this little black book. She hopes no one can figure it out. So what happens when Soul Eater Evans and Black Star (The players) decide to steal the book to find out what's so great about this book. (Sorry summaries still suck)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Can't Let You In by BooksRide reviews
Summary: Maximum Ride is the badass of Arizona, along with her best friend Iggy. Max and Iggy are into street fighting and are not afraid to take hits and throw a couple. When a new bad-boy Fang arrives in town, will he and Max have sparks, or will Max push him away like she does most boys. Will he overpower her badass reputation? Will he settle for being just 'friends?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,509 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012
The Change by Black-Elephant reviews
Maka is angry at the fight she had with Soul and now she wants to change, COMPLETELY, little does she know that not only Soul loves her but so does Kid, but in what way? ...sorry for the really bad summary /.\ happens after the defeat of the Book of Eibon, some spoilers may occur, i will try not to include any for those reading the manga :)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,850 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A., Soul Eater
The Red String of Fate by firechloe reviews
Maka meets a mysterious old man. After helping him, he shows her something. Something that will either strengthen or weaken her relationship with two of her friends. KidxMaka and slight SoulxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Maka A. - Complete
Done With the World by Random Person who Likes Combs reviews
Kidd messed up, and now his Father is dead. Now, as Lord Death the Kidd, he has to take control of Death City. But Kidd has given up on life... Can one special meister save him? KIMA! I DOT OWN SOUL EATER. Rated T for language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
Maka's Weapon Training Classes A New Villain on the Horizon? by ShadowShinigami2250 reviews
Picking up where the anime left off, Maka has found out she is a weapon. Kid learns more about his new powers. And a new threat emerges. The characters learn more about themselves and each other through this new ordeal.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Black Star, Death The Kid, Maka A., Soul Eater
Fallen by Cyline the Cherry Blossom reviews
Maka left, not because she wanted to, but because she had to. Now, four years later she has returned and she is more powerful than ever. But, why did she leave in the first place? And who is this Kian guy? Bad summary, I know. Sorry. I don't own Soul Eater. Takes place after the battle with Asura.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [Maka A., Soul Eater]
The Bartender by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
I don't think it was the sensation of being intoxicated that I loved so much. Or even the various girls in my bed every night. No, I think it was more likely this bar. Or, more appropriately, the bartender. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Fang, Max
Dark Secrets & Lies by Silvermusic384 reviews
Fang: Your most popular jock of Oakgrove Highschool. Doen't care about anything, but hot girls and partying. Max: Your most unwanted loner of Oakgrove H.S. with a dark secret. What happens when Fang gets caught up and messing with Max that he discovers things not meant for anyone, but Max to know. Guess you'll have to read and find out! R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,093 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Max, Fang
Dance in the Dark by Archer Lord Black reviews
Maka enters into Soul's mind through their soul resonance and he reveals a startling truth.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Maka Albarn by ShinigamiKin reviews
The gang meets international singer Maka Albarn and Soul & Kid fall in love with her. LET THE DRAMA BEGIN! Rated T for language. Please give it a chance .
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,816 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Maka A., Death The Kid
My Lover Is a Kumiho by Rachel-chan XOXOX reviews
Death the Kid is on his way home when he hits a fox with his car. Knowing that the vet isn't open, he takes it home. The next morning he is awaken by a girl, named Maka. He discovers that she is a 'Kumiho'- a legendary fox spirit who seduces men and eats their livers. She won't leave him alone and its seems she has taken a liking in him. KidxMaka AU
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
She's the blade by asoundsoul1 reviews
What happens when maka let's soul get sliced. She thinks she should get sliced too. I'm sorry If you feel offened by my story I didn't meen for people to feel offened so please don't kill me. Thank you and enjoy
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Maka A.
Not Welcomed by becamilo reviews
There is someone in the school who isn't welcomed.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Franken Stein, Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Future of the DWMA by deaththekidskid reviews
Soul Eater characters kids!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013
Her happily ever after by Errol's Feather reviews
Bones is reading a fairytale for her daughter before she is going to sleep. Christine however wants more, so Tempe decides to make a new one, which leads to some surprising news.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2013 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Above Average by The Avian-Olympian reviews
Max Martinez is average in all ways. She has brown hair, brown eyes, average height, average intelligence, and – as far as anyone else knew – average talent. Sure, she could peck a piano or strum a guitar. No one ever knew that wasn't the extent. Until she tries out for a performing arts school and leaves almost everyone behind. FAX. All human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,267 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Max, Nudge
My reason to fight by PattyRawR-08 reviews
After the fight with the Kishin, Maka got badly injured. A piece of the Kishin's soul managed to get into her and madness was taking her. The only thing that helped her don't leave madness take her and fight against the Kishin was her secret love for Soul. But does Soul really feel the same way towards her? (Sorry, bad at summaries. Review please!)
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Snow by Da Newbie reviews
Maka is depressed for some reason. Soul really wants to help but doesn't know how. OneShot SoMa.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2013 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
Slide by Twin-Lupus reviews
Roller skate AU. Soul doesn't know how to skate. Maka offers to teach him. He learns more than he bargained for.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,518 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
All about Us by MaidenofAlchemy reviews
Maka goes missing and then returns as a weapon with a new Meister. Rating may change. Finished!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Arachne G., Maka A. - Complete
Starry Night by Crimson Night Sky reviews
After countless failed attempts of getting her partner to notice her, Maka become more distant and saddened. Meanwhile Soul faces a similar problem, only he doesn't know when the right moment to confess will happen. All of this causes the partners to become more distant, until one fateful night.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Babysitting: Courtesy of a Scythe Meister and Shinigami by firechloe reviews
Maka's Saturday was going perfect. But one phone call and she finds herself watching a baby. What will go wrong? Will something more come from this? Kid x Maka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Love is Blind by paluga reviews
Maximum Martinez isn't too upset about having to move from California to Texas. She never really had many friends there anyways. But, when she meets a blind boy at her new school, she realizes that the move was the best thing to ever happen to her. Miggy. High school AU. No wings ;P
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Max, Iggy
What's going on! by DreamsTakeWing reviews
Maka wakes up to find a horrible change in her blood! Lord Death doesn't know why and why can't Maka tell her friends! And what does Maka's mother have to do with it?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
Keeping up with the game by RedBlue Moon reviews
What if things became too hard for Max. what if the flock found out? would they be able to help her or is she too far gorn. mentions of Self harm. no flames please. may be a one-shot i dont know yet.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Max
All this over a journal? by firechloe reviews
Maka has a journal and she doesn't want anyone to know about it. What will happen when Death the Kid takes the journal from her? Well, extreme measures will be taken of course! KidxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Do you remember now? by firechloe reviews
What if Death the Kid knew Maka before joining the DWMA? What if an accident causes Maka to forget all of that? KidxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Another Blind One by vampirevampirevampire reviews
What would happen if another one of the flock went blind?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Nudge, Iggy
Love Defined by Fanna Girl reviews
The first time I saw her...I didn't really see her. After all, when a girl that gorgeous is in your near vicinity, you generally don't look too deeply into her soul. - FANG'S POV. Rated T for Tiger. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING. Story disclaimer! :D (This is a companion of Fluffy Bunnies Are So Cute's fanfic, Defining Love. Check it out for Max's side of the story!)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 9,819 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Max, Fang
Goodbye and Good Riddance by Heart Breaking 101 reviews
Hey, my names Max but you probably already knew that. Well here's what you didn't know about me: I'm abused, and I have to raise my two younger siblings while my Dad gets drunk. It's been this way ever since my Mom died. Well here's my hell- I mean life.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,908 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Max, Fang
Muted Soul by PurpleShadow777 reviews
Maka is mute due to a traumatic experience and is a social outcast and is abused by everyone, Soul is is popular and a player what if one day he sets his eyes on a troubled mute... I know it might not be good but please read and review! rated k and maybe change to T in later chapters
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
The Impossible Woman by felou reviews
AU of The Impossible astronaut. What if Rose Tyler got a mysterious TARDIS blue letter? Who does The Doctor trust the most? Rated T for swearing. This is not a love story.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Rose T., 11th Doctor
Definitely Not a Damsel by ShadowAlchemist503 reviews
Maka's reality came crashing around her, now having only her father to take care of her. Giving into her wants, she gave up. Only sheer coincidence was she saved by the oh-so-popular crimson eyed, white haired Sophomore. Why out of all people did he care about her?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,146 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Finally by SwaggyK reviews
Finally, Soul gets what he wanted. A daughter. Now Soul, Maka, and three brothers have to deal with growing up with a new sibling with some twist in between. I'm pretty bad at summaries so... please read it! This is my first story on here so please don't be too harsh. **rated T for later** I DO NOT OWN SOUL EATER EXCEPT MY OCs!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,125 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
The Matchmaker by theBellKat reviews
Maya and Max are twin sisters who have just moved from New York to California. As they adjust to new everythings, Maya forces Max to help her get to know a certain tall, dark, and silent boy. But will Max and Fang fall for each other instead? FAXFAXFAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Max, Fang
I Need A Job by Heart Breaking 101 reviews
I need a job. That's the short version of my story, long version... well the long version's long. So I'll give you a summary: I was raped, I refused to get an abortion when I found out I was pregnant, my parents disowned me, I got a job and quit high school,. I got fired from that job and met Mr. Emo aka my new boss. You want to read the long version now? Thought so.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,664 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Max, Fang
You fooled me once shame on me by RestrainedOnTheLeash reviews
Maxs family died in a terrible car accident. She struggles with herself and Diane(Like Lissa but I wanted to change it.) she hates max with a passion and bullies her. Nick aka fang moves into her town and wants to be a part of her life btw he's very ooc.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,949 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Max, Fang
Band Meeting by Box of Frogs reviews
The Flock: a band struggling from the loss of their songwriter, Lissa. That is until the new girl shows up. Quiet but fierce and through Fang's eyes, stunning - her name is Maximum Ride. Lots of FAX. Set in England. No wings. Flock & Dylan all 14/15. No spoilers for readers who haven't finished the series. Rated T for swearing. Please R&R. ON HIATUS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,170 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Max, Fang
It All Fades To Grey by Fiona Siona reviews
All she ever wanted was to be loved. All he ever wanted to was to get away from his supposed loved ones. What happens when these two meet? Will the girl with everything she ever wanted and the broken, suffering boy fall for each other? Can they save each other? All Human, MIGGY. Adopted from musicXisXeverything :)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,031 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Max, Iggy
Dying Free by Traumatised Bookworm reviews
Maximum Ride is not your average teenager. She has an unusual habit. Dying.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,537 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Max
Behind the scenes by Knight Of Loki reviews
Little chapters about the flock. Its how they feel and what they do when no ones reading.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,847 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Before I Die by Trigzl reviews
Soul is acting funny and Maka can't figure out why. He's refusing to accept missions and won't leave her side except for bathroom breaks. Something's up, but Soul won't tell what he'd hiding until Maka finds out the hard way. Slight fluff. SoulxMaka. Rated T to be safe.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,943 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Welcome to my Hell, I call Life by rock3199star reviews
The Flock have been best friends forever. Until they start disliking Max, and they all go their separate ways. Her father, Jeb is abusive and Max swears he wants her dead. One day in 8th grade the headmaster calls Max down and he tells her she's chosen to be a spy, along with the rest of the Flock. Will they get along? Will Max's life continue to be hell? FAX later. HIATUS/REWRITE?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,572 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012
Bully by Crystal-Turtle reviews
Written for SoMa week. One-shot.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Color of the Rain by blueberryoreo reviews
"What color are you?"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,352 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Max, Fang
Kidnapped Princess by BlackFireIsAlive reviews
Adopted from maximumriedfan111.Max is the princess of Italy and is forced into an arranged marriage, on the night of her engagement party, she is kidnapped. Her kidnapper tells her they were only protecting her from someone else. But, what happens when she starts to fall for her kidnapper? NO WINGS! FAX! ANGST.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Fang, Max
Her Past by autumn.n.woods reviews
When Soul wakes Maka from a nightmare, she has little control of her thoughts after that. She can't focus on anything else. But that doesn't matter much when a couple of strange men come knocking on their door. What is Maka hiding from her past that? R&R please
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
The Long Road by StormyCloud83 reviews
Max's parents get divorced and her dad moves away. What happens when Fang promises he'll go with her to Jeb's house everytime she has to go? What will happen when Jeb decides he doesn't want Fang around? FAX The rest of the Flock will be in it too but NO FANG'S GANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Max, Fang
Which Prince? by DarkBloodyAngelOfAbyss reviews
Max goes to a foreign country where someone hands her a pretty necklace. Unknowingly, Max has involved herself with warring kings, gorgeous queens, adorable princesses and finally, charming princes. But, there is one major twist, and that throws everything off balance. Now, which prince will rise up to become future king? FAX and other parings. Rated T because MR is.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,958 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Max, Fang
Soul Songs by caribbeansoulforever reviews
Every song has a story behind it. This is a collection of one-shot songfics that takes a song and shows you the Maximum Ridem story behind it. Artists including (But not limited to): Adele, Paramore, Katy Perry and other great artists! *SPOILERS OF THE BOOKS* NEWLY EDITED!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,529 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012
Death's Maiden by thoughtxxbubble reviews
Some may call Maximum Ride a murderer, others may call her mercy; it all depends which side of her blade your on. Max has been trained by Death himself to wreck havoc upon the land, therefore bringing society into a newfound enlightenment. In other words Maximum's job is to kill people, her new assignment being the overtly hormonal Prince Sam. (Fax)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Max, Fang
Book by Knight Of Loki reviews
Max and Ella come from a rich family but when Max helps an old women a gift may change her life forever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max the God by X.LoVeIsPaInFuL.X reviews
The flock kicks Max out and she is found by the gods. She is turned into a goddess and the Flock end up being demigods. What happens when they are placed in her cabin? Will she get over her anger? After Max and the Last Olympian.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Max
Soul Cute by PandaBunnyCake reviews
Soul brings home a surprise for Maka. WARNING:CUTENESS OVERLOAD!
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Infuriating by SE-Junkie reviews
"YOU'RE SO FREAKING STUBBORN, ARGUEMENTIVE, ANNOYING AND, YES, INFURIATING, BUT I LOVE YOU!" SoulxMaka one-shot. Cuteness in my own special way T for language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Don't Tell Daddy! by koolkat136 reviews
Hey it's Max, and well 13 years ago Fang and I uhh sorta did the dirty...and I became pregnant with our daughter, but the thing is Fang doesn't know... I suck with summaries but check it out..? please..? I'll give you a virtual cookie! :3
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Max, Fang
My Papermoon For You by MakaEvansIsAwesome reviews
My very first story I have ever written. I haven't typed it until now. In my note book it is 48 pages long on college ruled paper, back and front. It's gonna take me a while to type it all, so please don't rush me.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Little Sister Maka by koyuki321 reviews
Kid was on a mission in the desert and found a girl named Maka. He took her to death city only to be told that she had grown close enough to kishin Asura, to call him big brother. KidxMaka and a little AsuraxMaka. I change alot of things.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,500 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Maka A., Death The Kid
Three's a Crowd, Four's a Nuisance by Kinsler5 reviews
When three friends end up falling for the same girl...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Two Sides to Me by maxride227 reviews
Full summary inside,Fax,Eggy,Nazzy.By day,I'm known as 'The badass',the cool chick,the one who can whoop your butt.Yeah,that's me.By night,It's a whole different thing.At night,My 'father' Jeb abuses me.Although he'll never be a father to me.During the night,I'm a pitiful,sad,and helpless girl.There are two sides to me.The 'Badass' and the 'Abused'.No one but Jeb has seen the...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Max, Fang
Tell Me What's Wrong by AshAnime reviews
Maka and Confusion have never gone hand in hand before. So what's eating at the intelligent Meister's brain? Soul's been really stand-offish and distant lately. How is she supposed to help if he won't tell her what's wrong? ONE SHOT SoulxMaka Soul/Maka SLIGHT FLUFFINESS.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Living Miracles by Rachel-chan XOXOX reviews
It's Valentine's Day so of course Kid & Maka want to do something special for each other but could their surprises for eachother be more than they ever wanted? Parenthood is difficult but a very special blessing. KidxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Maka A., Death The Kid
Someone New, Someone Old, Someone Forgotten by Joxxy reviews
This is a one-shot i did on Maka if her parents were together again and had a new kid. I wrote this because i was sad and just wanted to write.Rated T for the ending.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Maka A. - Complete
Maka and Soul have a child-let's start from the beginning :) by StereoHearts5 reviews
Maka and Soul start to prove their feelings for each other. But Maka ends up having a baby while Soul is the father... that is the best I can do for now :( Sorry... well... yea... I'm new ... this is my 1st story.. so please don't be harsh :P
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
The Order of Resonance by willoffire123 reviews
When Voldemort returns, Dumbledore hires out the Soul Eater crew to defend Hogwarts from Kishins and Death Eaters golore. Will Harry find out his classmates secret? Why don't they trust anyone? Rated T because I'm paranoid
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,745 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Harry P., Maka A. - Complete
The Girl who was on Fire and The Boy that was Ablaze by BananasInLoungewear reviews
Is fate on their side? The odds certainly are not. Katniss and Gale are forced into the 74th annual Hunger Games knowing that there can only be one victor. Can rules be changed or is this their end? Plenty of twists ensured.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H.
Dakota Not Max by wishihadwings00 reviews
The flock kicked me out during the search for Iggy who was captured by the school, while i was moping they captured me. I meet up with Iggy and we both discover some new powers and apperences. 3 months later we ecscape and soon the flock and us meet up, one problem now im Dakota not Max.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Max, Iggy
And The Walls Came Tumbling Down by Luci Fergess reviews
Lucy and Leo are twins who Jeb brings to the flock. He says they will be of great use in Max's mission. They are well trained in fighting, flying, and surviving. But Leo's silence and Lucy's openess is wearing on Max's last nerve. However with romance blooming between Iggy and Lucy, and Leo having a certain...appeal to Max, what can she do? i suck at summaries...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Max, Iggy
I Have No Good Answer by darksideofnight reviews
Spirit wasn't sure how to comfort the crying child. How did you explain to a child that they were weird? How did you explain that the teasing he'd just received was only the tip of the ice burg? He didn't want to be the one to tell Kid that he had no mother.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Death The Kid, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Kryptonite by Oceanwind reviews
Yeah... he had it pretty bad. She would always be his kryptonite, not that he would ever admit that, especially not to her. That would be so uncool. Not a song fic! SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [Soul Eater, Maka A.] - Complete
Revival by Zeorii reviews
Maka at first believes she's seeing things, then realizes it's true. He *is* alive. . .
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Asura, Maka A.
Kids, Secrets, and Futures by Maleficent-darkgoodwitch2416 reviews
Shelby has a second daughter, besides Rachel, who escapes the School. That daughter grows up with Rachel, and Shelby gets to be part of both girls' lives.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Rachel B.
Help, I'm In Love With My Meister by TeamEmmaRose reviews
"It's Soul. I'm not even going to try to be cool about it anymore. I love Maka. I just don't know what to do." Will Soul muster the courage to confess his love for his partner? It's just YET ANOTHER cute SoMa story, that is written completely from Soul's POV. Um...ENJOY! :3 Rated for swearing I guess.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Between The Lines by ILoveFowl reviews
We all know that the AF series is about Artemis's character delevopment. But what about Holly? Her past was no fairy tale, either. Set in time lapses and between books, Artemis has to heal her wounds. A mix of humor, romance, and pain.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Soul & Maka? A Soma? A Saka? by Elfen-Lied-Lucy-Nyu reviews
It just happened one day. Without words, without questions… it was love.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
The Sea and the Sky by Britt.Artemis reviews
The Flock thinks Max is a traitor, so they kick her out. She crash lands in Camp Half-Blood, where Percy finds her. A few years have passed, the Gods have been replaced by their children, and the Flock is back. What will happen to our favorite demigod and mutant?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,585 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Max, Percy J.
The Question by coppercat100 reviews
MAX AND FANG FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Max, Fang
Broken Soul by spottedleopard79 reviews
Max and Fang are from rival schools in Virginia. Max has a great group of friends and is never messed with, Fang is a bullied and abused teen. When Fang attempts suicide Max saves his life and wants to help him, if only he will let her in. Will she be able to fix his broken soul?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,644 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Fang, Max
Moving On by Fyre and Water reviews
The Flock kicks Max out and she gets captured by the school. When she escapes with her new Flock will her Old Flock ever find her or will they forget and move on?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 16,348 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Fang, Max
I'll Never Leave You, Maxie by Knight Mistress reviews
Iggy has been there for Max his whole life. She could (and still can) count on him. And since she's realized this, her life has been a whole lot happier. Follow Max and Iggy, along with the entire Flock (excluding meanie-head Fang) in their adventures, because, honestly, their love life is a little crazy. Explosively crazy. 100 Max/Iggy drabbles.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Max, Iggy
Maximum Ride: A HighSchool Survival Guide by Shadows Under the Moon reviews
Highschool. Every teens worst nightmare, right? Follow Max and the gang, as they deal with drama, dilemma's and...budding romance? *Read and Review* *First Attempt, Sorry If It Sucks* *Rated T for later scenes*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Max, Fang
The Dark Angel's Sister? by ThiefOfBlood413 reviews
This was annoying me for a while so I had to upload it! Anyway, this is basically about Fang's little sister. One thing that I have to say, she HATES Dylan, because warning, nevermore reference! read at own risk! He's been ordered to kill Fang... Lets see what happens!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Fang, Dylan
Daddy in Training by foreverFAX reviews
Fang Martinez had it all; he had the life, the girl and the friends. What happens when his ex drops the child that he didn't even know he had on his door step? One thing is for sure: its gonna be one wild ride. *no wings* Fax and Niggy later on. T just in case
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Fang, Max
How to be a Good Maximum Ride Fanfiction Author by iAmtheRebel16 reviews
Basically what the title says: A guide on how to write a fanfic about Maximum Ride that's actually decent. I want you people to read this thing, seriously. Read it. Lot's of cursing... And spelling errors
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Max
Breaking Up by PurpleUnicornK reviews
Fang has a list of girls of who's he's gone out with from 8th grade-12th. All the difficulties he went through with each one, only once asking them out. He worked hard to keep his reputation every time he was given a cute/stupid nickname or the stuff they'd give him. Until he found his true challenge, Maximum Ride. Please read and review! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Fang - Complete
The Flock's Dreams by PirateElfLuvr reviews
The Flock has some bizarre dreams... Continuation of Max's Dream. Please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012
My Life In Arizona by this.bird-girl.is.on.fire reviews
Maximum Ride is moving to Arizona with her 3 siblings Ella Gazzy and Angel and her mom, Dr Martinez. Fang Batchelder has lived in Arizona his whole life. His friends are Iggy and Nudge, and they have a rather small band called the Flock. When him and Max meet, they become friends, bandmates and then... something more? FAX and EGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Max, Fang
Revenge Anyone? by WhiteWinterAngel reviews
"Damn Max get your but over here right now I swear I will murder you in your sleep if you don't get back here," see that my friend is why you do NOT upset Fang, but it's just too funny Not to do this to him. "Suck it up and take it like a man!" I screamed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,319 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Max, Fang
Meeting the Flock by Fax.Is.AWESOME reviews
When Max and Iggy think there the only brid kids ever there supprised when they meet the "flock"
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Iggy, Max
The Fire Within by TalkingToYourselfAintWacko reviews
Sarcastic and badass Max has to move to L.A. leaving her friends and home in San Francisco but not her street fighting life.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Fang, Max
Remember Who I Am Now! by Flubber Butt Buddies FOREVA reviews
Max moved from her friends and home to the other side of the country. But when she moves back will her best friends remember her? All-Human. FAX. Rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Max, Fang
Wish Gone Awry by Jessica Jay Jackson reviews
Life sucks when you're a mutant bird-kid on the run. Especially when you're the leader of the Flock. So when Max sees a shooting star, she makes a wish. However, sometimes what you wish for isn't what you want.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Max
100 Reasons by Must Be Nice reviews
"I'll give you 100 reasons why you should date me. If you're still not convinced by the time I'm done, I'll leave you alone." "...fine."
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Rin K., Len K.
Rolling Girl by Rima Shimada reviews
"I don't hate my life, I just don't particularly like it."
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Neru A.
Blindly in Love by The Narnian Phantom Stallion reviews
Max is blind after falling during a fight and hitting her head. No one but Iggy can understand what she's going through not even Fang. What is going to happen to her and the flock's fate with a blind leader. Miggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Max, Iggy
The end, or just the beginning? by UnicornPrincess21 reviews
May seem a bit cliche at first, but hopefully it will get better. First fanfic. Max has been kicked out of the flock, the only person coming with her being Nudge. Max and Nudge vow to never join the flock again, no matter what, so what do they do when the flock comes crawling back? What if I told you I suck at summaries? Find out in, The end, or just the beginning? Not a Mudge fic!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 57,262 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Max, Nudge - Complete
Hurricane by MaximumRideFanFiction reviews
Lissa Green, also known as Fang's girlfriend/the love of his life, gets the chance to become the Overnight Sensation. She is up & living her dream, completely throwing Fang out of the picture. With Lissa ignoring his calls, Fang becomes depressed and alone. But, when he runs into Max, his ex-high school sweetheart, will sparks fly? Or will a certain redhead ruin their relationship?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Max, Fang
Give Him Up by xAdrenaline Rushx reviews
Fang knows that Dylan's cheating on Max, but Max doesn't know it. Should he tell? or let her find out for herself. Give Him Up by Faber Drive. Awesome song T just incase :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Fang, Max
Behind the Curtains by SACA BAF reviews
When Fang, the famous actor wants something new, he didn't expect to be in a Broadway. He didn't expect to be in one written by his ex's sister, starring in it with said ex. When Maya gets injured, who else better to step in than the writer herself? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Max, Fang
Max's Disaster Date by BubbleWrapAndCupcakes43 reviews
This is based off of MTV's Disaster Date. Max's friends set her up on the TV show Disaster date.She has no idea What is happening and thinks this is all completely real, while her friends sit in a room and watch her the whole time. You better watch out Max because this will be the worst date of you're life. Terrible summary.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Max
The Flock and The Kits by DualStarduster reviews
After defeating Itex, the Flock was once again captured. Max fights another mutant named Blaze Fenixian will she learn to trust the new litter box mutant or toss out the chance of getting another gang without losing Fang for once? T cause I get a little... miffed. Fax? First time for a summary better than it sounds.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride: Over Seas? by No One Is Ever Alone reviews
Max, Ella, and her mum go onto a Carnival Cruise ship. For 3 weeks. Max is dreading the vacation, but what exactly will she think of it when she meets Fang and the rest of the flock? Yes, your favorite pairing, FAX, will be there. I despise Dylan with a burning passion. My first fan fiction :D R&R, flames accepted! Rated T for swearing and the romance. Better safe than sorry!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,969 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Fang, Max
The Story of Us by Countrygirl1218 reviews
When max hates her boyfriend she falls in love with this kid in school...fang. Will they ever be together? Give it a try thx P.S nudge isn't brown in this story she's white. Not to be racists or anything.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Max, Fang
Surprising Changes by Progota reviews
5 years ago Soul broke his partnership with Maka so she ran and diappeared. Though 5 years later after returning home to Death City everyone is suprised to she isnt alone. And much to Soul suprise Maka's daughter might have it out for him.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Forevermore: A Nevermore Rewrite by Pitch-Slap reviews
Max- The plastic flooring of my dog crate was almost welcoming. Almost. Where was my Flock. What about the kiss? Fang- I watched my Flock. Maya's arm was across her face. Max was dead. Why wasn't I with my family, mourning? Angel- I'm getting little flickers from Max's mind. I can't be, right? We heard her scream. Saw the bloody feather. A Nevermore Remake.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Fang, Max
Two Different Worlds by Max7272 reviews
When Max's mom dies, her dad starts abusing her. Addition to that, her family is forced to move from their beloved home in the country to the busy city in Arizona. Heart broken and Home Sick, Max can't take it much longer.And then comes Fang. The bad boy who has never been interested in more than your average day city kid life. Can Max show him her world? Or will she be alone?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,935 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Max, Fang
Blaze by Thegirlthatjustis reviews
Fang has an adorable little sister named Blaze, but Blaze is special and a little different then the other flock members
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012
Ugh! School! by wolfrider3 reviews
When Max is taken from the school and put into the care of foster parents, how will she fare? And when she finds out that there is another winged foster? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 24,711 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Max
Assignment Marriage by HazelEyesDontTellLies reviews
What happens when Max & Nudge are shipped off to a finishing school and forced to marry Fang and Iggy, the biggest players in school? Read to find out! I'm not gonnna tell you! Better than it sounds! FAXNESS! & SOME NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,907 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Max, Fang
20 Years by ShadowhuntingAngel reviews
What if Fang and Max had waited 20 years? This is my take on the 20 years story. Please R&R. Fang goes to the cliff but Max isn't there but someone else is. "Who are you?" he asked. "Oh, I'm Skye."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Fang, Max
Memories by Metal Flowers reviews
When Max Ride was seven, her father rescued her and her brother Ari from the School. Now eleven years later, she has dreams of them. They are the ones that she used to lead, the ones that used to be her family. The only thing that she is sure that she remembers is a long, black feather. She finds one exactly like it in the street, but could that mean that they are here?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,797 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Max, Fang
Maximum Hunger Plus Seven by The Writing Fedora reviews
The School is sooooo done with the Flock fighting back, so to eliminate them once and for all, they send them to Panem... in CAGES! They meet Katniss and Peeta at the Quarter Quell. Different than the origanol Quarter Quell. The entire Flock gets reaped. What will happen? It's better than it sounds. FAX! NIGGY! maybe Gatniss or Patniss. You decide! R&R!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Max, Katniss E.
Traitorous by Metal Flowers reviews
Max has been kicked out, this time by herself. All of the Flock, minus one, betrayed her without any mind controlling from Angel. She has set out on her own, and has gotten captured by the School where she meets some very interesting people.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Max, Dylan
The Streets are our Home by AkitaNeruVocaloid reviews
Max, Iggy, Gazzy and Angel all live on the streets. They are considered homeless, though they have homes to go back to. Fang and Nudge were adopted by Dr. Valencia Martinez. One day, Max gets shot and saved by a mystery person. What will happen when they meet again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Max
With All the Girls by COCOnutlove16 reviews
Fang Ride was the most sought after boy in school, and he hated it. Max Martinez was going to a new school and definitely knew that Fang Ride was hot. But from all the girls in the hall apparently dating him, he was a player. Plus, she would never fall in love. How will Fang show her that he is a real man that even with all the girls after him, he would only chase one? FAX! Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,149 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Is it Just Hate? by FangandMax reviews
Max and Fang hate each other but why? Neither one nos. Are they mistaking hate for love or do they just hate each other? everyone else can see what they realy feel can they? disclamier i dont own maximum ride or the flock.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Violin That Has Not Been Played by MayTheFlightBeEverInYourFavor reviews
It was Nick's fault. Not only could I ever talk again, but I cannot play the violin because of my fragile arms and neck. It was my dream to play it ever since I was 5 but it was crushed shortly after by him. I blame Nick for everything.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Max
The Kiss of Death by TOWWchick reviews
Max is the pretty new girl. Fang was the quiet kid who had been there for a lifetime - but he's got a deadly secret. When she saves his life and reputation, Max wants something in return. The very thing Fang has been working his whole to protect. Fax and Eggy! Maybe some Nazzy. Rated T for mild swearing, violence, and innuendo.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Max, Fang
Days of a Fighter by FeelslikeFlying47 reviews
Max: a girl with a rough life, fighting just to scrape by. Fang: a rich boy who is the son of millionarre Jeb Walker. Enemys. When Maxs drunken mother walks out and Max's trainer takes her in. Will love flurish between the two rivials?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Max, Fang
The flock by ebeaman reviews
the flock splits, fang with max, and the others. How does it go? Do they even live?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2012
The Day I Both Died and Survived by Novastrike687 reviews
Maximum Ride is 19 and hangs at school, but there was an accident that killed her. She has a second chance, but at a cost. Will she ever have a normal life again? Max will have wings after the accident and yes there will be FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,965 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Max, Fang
Stay? or Go? by Novastrike687 reviews
Max works at a dinner. Fang is an average customer/friend. Fang loved to annoy her, but he grew feelings for her and wants to be with her, Max however, she wants nothing to do with a relasionship. Her last boyfriend found out about her secret and thought she was a complete freak. What will Fang do when he finds out? FAX and yes Max is the ONLY one who has wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,600 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Discovery Of Shadow by The Darkness Of Shadow reviews
There's another Avian-Human Hybrid, her name is Shadow. She will have all these adventures with the flock but some dangerous ones where she could get herself killed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Iggy
The Maximum Secret by livingstonalexis8 reviews
Maximum Ride has been in foster care since she was six and every foster home she goes to it is abusive now she being adopted but she has a big secret can the people unravel her secret or is she going to keep them out? And what will happen if they do get her secret out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,654 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Max, Fang
Only One by BirdsAlwaysFlyAway reviews
Sandy beaches and clear blue skies, what more could someone ask for? But where tragedy strikes and loved ones are injured or missing, Max will do almost anything to secure their safety. Almost anything.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Max, Fang
The Weirdo on Park Avenue by AmiRide reviews
Nick's gotten off to a rocky start with Max, who happens to be in all of his classes and his tutor. Meanwhile, Max is having relationship issues with her boyfriend Dylan, and her cousin Iggy's trying to romance her half-sister, Ella, who has a giant crush on Gazzy, who likes Nudge. Also, Angel is on a quest to find Nick's Perfect Other Half... all part of the mess we call life. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Max, Fang
A New Beginning by MizzBipolar reviews
Its another Max gets kicked out of the Flock, but now 2 years later Max has a new Flock when suddenly they run into the old one. Only now everything is different and when we see a new side to Fang we also meet Shadow to mysterious new guy in Max's life, the life she had rebuilt from the bottom up. After Fang. This is my first fanfic, hope you guys like it! rated t for language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,144 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Max, OC
I'm Only Me When I'm With You by MyImmortal2012 reviews
Wrote this a year or two ago; finally decided to upload it. Fluff piece about Max and Fang. Hope y'all like it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Bring Me Close by loveofallthatisawesome reviews
Fang has liked Max since he first laid eyes on her. Unfortunately, despite his charm & easy way with girls, he's never been capable of asking Max out. She's rebellious, confident, & untouchable. Fang tries to break through to her, but his views on her make a 180 when he discovers the true Maximum Ride and how much everything he thinks he knows about her is a lie.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,359 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Fang, Max
Survival of the Fittest by The Jade Empress reviews
The flock kicked Max out thinking that she was working for the school. It's two years later and the flock believes she is dead, but they couldn't be more wrong. Now Max has a new family, the Rebels, which contains five other extraordinary girls.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Max
Maximum Ride, Lavender style by Lavender3021 reviews
Lavender, the telekinetic shape shifter, has to deal with being raped by Ari every night, until someone helps her escape. Gazzy. Lavender and her best friend, Izzi, join the flock and become great friends with everyone. Gazzy/Lavender, Max/Fang, Iggy/Nudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Gazzy/The Gasman
High School Maximum by M. LaTam reviews
What happens when Max is served with detention? Does she find new friends or a long lost family? Read and find out. Disclaimer: i do not own Maximum Ride or the characters, only this plot. Rated for violence and brief language. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Max, Fang
Max vs Fang by SLAVEtoCat reviews
Max vs. Fang Maximum Ride the tough girl being showed up by a boy? Find out what happens when Fang Martinez shows up and all the girls are swooning over him but Max. When Fang tried to get her attention he didn't think it would be over wrestling. And maybe the Fang might get what he wants after all. FAXNESS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Max, Fang
Beneath It All by dancingonmytoes13 reviews
They all want me to be happy. To move on. But I can't - don't they see? I'm still in the past, in that day when it all changed. I'd give anything to be normal...but beneath it all, I'm lost, and I need someone to guide me back to reality.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,115 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Fang, Max
Hold on by Midnight-Rose4563 reviews
Fang hates life ever since the love of his life,or so he thought, dumped him.Max on the other hand loves life and wants to make a difference in the world.Max has a blog that gives advice to people with tough situations.Fang Doesnt know is that the person on the other side of the computer screen has a crush on him.Max&Fang PLEASE READ!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,332 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Fang, Max
Try To Get Through, I Dare You by BlackSkinnyJeans101 reviews
Maximum Martinez has always put her friends first, so she pushes them away when her life falls complicated. Now a man is after her after a failed mission, but Fang Ride can't seem to take Max's hint. The rest of her friends try to pry back into her life until something drastic happens. Max tries to forget about it again but she soon finds out that she can't hide anymore. *HIATUS*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,907 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Max, Fang
Life after the end by ESheartsBookNerd reviews
"Fang?" "hm?" "I'm pregnant."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Max, Fang
Secrets Unkept by Fanged reviews
Maximum Ride is new to school. She meets Nudge, Ella, Iggy, and Gazzy, and Fang, the instantly become friends. But, when Max and Fang look like they might really get together, Max has to spill her secret: she's being abused. T for violence and language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,175 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Max, Fang
Making Changes by Noelle Seren reviews
Max is kicked out of the flock and finds a new, more powerful flock. When the old flock wants her back a year later, what will happen? Overused, I know but I really wanted to try and write one. rated T just in case of later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,689 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Max
Every Tear-Soaked Whiskey Memory Blown Away by this.bird-girl.is.on.fire reviews
Based off the song/music video by Carrie Underwood. This is a typical "Max gets abused by Jeb because he's an alcoholic" story. Except I based it off the music video and put the song in! :D... One-shot, AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Jeb B., Max - Complete
To Move On Is To Grow by Forget My Silence reviews
Max and Nudge used to be best friends and were known as the outcasts until Nudge ditches Max for the most popular group in town, The Flock. Soon after, Max ends up moving away for a year and comes back with a new personality and many secrets. Will Max ever get her old life back or will she be an outcast forever?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Max, Fang
Let Me Breathe by MaximumRideFanFiction reviews
One-shot Songfic. Max has a crush on the captain of the football team, and is bullied because of it. I COMPLETELY AND ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OWN THE SONG 'LET ME BREATHE'. I DO NOT OWN MR
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
State of Happiness by silentwings3495 reviews
AU. When the untamed bad boy Fang finally meets someone who he can't easily control, or get his way with, he suddenly finds himself in a situation he can't understand. All he can do is let go and try to enjoy being with the girl that's making him a better person. Or will his illegal street racing, an unforgiving society, and family's disapproval tear them apart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Fang, Max
Iggy Ride by Hearinmystery reviews
What happens When the flock kicks Max and Iggy out? when they get taken to the school do they exscape? Join Max and Iggy in their new lives without the flock. MilleniumRide1 story with a little help from me. I do not own Maximum Ride James Paterson does
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Max, Iggy
Twin Harmony by AkitaNeruVocaloid reviews
Max was captured. She didn't go back to the Flock for fear of endangering them, instead she followed her instincts and found her true home with her real father and her twin brother, Kurt. Fang and the Flock have been searching. They enter into the same sectionals competition as William McKinley High. Will they find Max before Sectionals? And will she go back to them?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Max, Kurt H.
A Jealous Soul Is Not A Happy Soul by Kangarooblu reviews
Maka starts falling for the new guy. A weapon. A scythe. And Soul is extremely jealous but won't admit it. Will Maka leave Soul for this new guy? Rated T for some language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Snow by AmiRide reviews
Snow...snow is sprinkles of cold, crystallized flakes of rain. Snow gets everywhere. In hair, in clothes, in kisses. Snow can bring storms, but snow can fall upon love. And love is exactly what Max and Fang have, and this particular dusting of snow was lucky enough to stumble upon a particularly sweet moment of their love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
Hate, Prank, Love by SMASH Girls reviews
After Fang 'pushes' Max into the water at a field trip that both of their RIVAL schools attend, she 'attacks' Fang, and they end up hating each other and pulling pranks on one another. A mistake occurs, and Fang transfers to Max's school, in which they're suspended after a food fight that they started. Their parents' punishment? They have spend the two weeks... together. FAAAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Max, Fang
A nazzy story by Lavender3021 reviews
Well, they're on the run and Gazzy and Nudge have to go get firewood. What happens when confessions are made?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Nudge
The Brooklyn boy and the Texas girl by Me ideas awesome story reviews
max is a horse riding Texas girl nick is a Ferrari driving Brooklyn boy what happens if nick is sent to live with her and her siblings and mother for the summer? will sparks fly?will jealousy spark? or will nick drive her away with his stuck up Brooklyn style? sorry summary's crappy but i promise the story's good!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2012
Hurt by SilenceIsGolden15 reviews
Ok, cliche Fang and Max both put into same foster home. Max was abused and Fang was neglected. They both cut. But in this foster house there is a houseguest, Iggy, and for some reason he hates Max. What will happen. FAX! No Eggy. All human. Need your input so review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,916 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Natania and Me by yourself-myself reviews
Abused and Deaf Harry has a single friend. A muggle named Natania. Follow them as they discover the truth about his past and how to survive the future. Includes Lily and James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Harry P.
Always And Never by MaximumRideFanFiction reviews
Songfic One-shot. Includes the song Always by Saliva and Last Kiss Goodbye by Hinder. The world is back to normal- but not in Max's eyes. Fang sneaks out every night at midnight, not returning until four A.M. Max finally figures out why.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Catch me if i fall by abbey0parks reviews
Maximum Ride is 15 and lives with her abusive dad and little brother. When she moves from arizona to california she must satrt at a new school and find friends. What happens when she runs into the popular, player fang? Will she fall for him, and will he be there to catch her if she falls? FAX! NO-WINGS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Max, Fang
World war 3 by MAXRIDEGIRL2001 reviews
When Dr. Gregory House meets max, WORLD WAR 3. FAX.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - G. House, Max
Confessions of a Juvenile Delinquent by dreams-and-schemes86 reviews
Everyone has a rep. Mine just happens to be "Teenage Delinquent". And, frankly, I'm okay with that. But turns out I get another chance. I could change everything. Flip it upside down. But will I? That, my friends, is the magic question. Rated T. No Wings. FAX! Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN MR
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Max, Fang
Home Is Where My Grave Is by zammielicious98 reviews
Max left the place she grew up in. Home. All thanks to her dad. Now, three years later, she's back. But her old friends since childhood don't seem so happy to see her. Then, of course, there's the new guy. The one that moved into her old house. Great. Based on the book 'She's So Dead To Us' by Kieran Scott. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,444 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Switched by Metal Flowers reviews
Thanks to a new experiment, the Flock have switched bodies. With Fang in Iggy's body, Angel in Max's, Max in Fang's, Gazzy in Nudge's, Iggy in Angel's, and Nudge in Gazzy's, what chaos will happen?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2012
The Savior by xoxoeosvugirl reviews
All their lives, Max and Angel never knew any happiness. They grew up, mistreated and lonely, inside the walls of the School, with only each other for support. When they finally escape and fly towards freedom, they inadvertently cross paths with Fang while he is working at his parents' hotel in a New York beach town, leading them on an unforgettable journey. AU/Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,584 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Max, Fang
Modern Witch by Doctor Frostybuscus reviews
Max: A witch from the 1600s. Fang: A popular boy in school. What happens when Max time travels and joins his school? Will he know she's a freak or will sparks fly? Fax and maybe wings 'cause I love them . This is my third fan fiction. I personally think that it will turn out to be my best, so please read! Rated T because I'm forever paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Max, Fang
Scarred Angel by missangellicdevil reviews
Set after Fang. Fang leaves the flock, only to get himself killed and turned into an angel. However, Fang needs to do Guardian Angel work- something he doesn't really like. How will he do it? And who's his human?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Fang
Three way love story by Ellamartienez123 reviews
Max, Ella, Nudge, Dylan, Iggy, and the unforgettable Fang all have a crush on someone, but don't know how to tell them. It up them to get together with the one they love and be happy with there BF or GF!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012
Wild by CowgirlUpHun reviews
Fang, Angel and Gazzy are shipped off to Wyoming,Michigan, for a summer with their aunt. WIth there cousin's and an interesting horse trainer, thought and memories are coming into perspective. Read to find out what happens!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Fang, Max
What happens in Paradise by Eater-Of-Candy reviews
max and her flock are safe in paradise, or are they?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Max
Memories by SilenceIsGolden15 reviews
Max and the Flocks memories of the first ten years at the School are Erased! When Max moves to Virginia where the Flock is, will they remember? Or will they remain in their fantasy worlds? I know its been overdone but I really wanted to try it. FAX FAX AND MORE FAX! Dont like dont read.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,642 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
There Is A Light That Never Goes Out by AnotherBirdKidInTheSky reviews
A short songfic of an awesome song. Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Fang, Max
Why are YOU So Jealous? by Twistedheart23 reviews
What if Max had stopped pushing away from Fang the first time she saw him kiss that red-haired airhead? What if she said something right then and there? Even more, what if Iggy had gotten to know someone… to his liking?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,472 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Max, Fang
Our Flight by acchartier reviews
Max, is confused whether or not she likes Fang. After waking up, Fang comes in in her, because he had just had a bad dream. She has never seen this side of Fang, he kisses her. And you'll see what happens. THIS IS FAX, FAX, FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Max, Fang
Burning Rain by Bloodredfirefly reviews
Katniss realises that waking from a nightmare in Gale's arms isn't dangerous, and that love doesn't listen to the boundaries of right and wrong. Set after Gale's whipping, no lemons. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/23/2012 - [Katniss E., Gale H.] - Complete
Prom by I.Am.Sorta.Normal reviews
I grimaced as I passed through a particular hallway just covered with prom flyers. Iggy asked me if I would go to prom with our fellow senior. I really didn't want to, but but being the good friend, I accepted Iggy's request, because apparently he-who-must-not-be-named really wanted to go with me. AH/AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,543 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Max, Fang
Rose Petal by Be Up In There reviews
Max and Nick were meant to be best friends but Max is going through life alone since Nick left her for the boys. Read as Max goes through her life story while sitting on a bridge with a rose, each time picking off a petal. "He loves me" "He loves me not"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Fang, Max
Speculations by dontforget2live reviews
"The first time Angel asked the question, Fang was caught by surprise. "Fang, do you love Max?" The second time Angel asked the question, Fang should have been surprised. Spoiler alert: he wasn't." Twice Angel asked Fang if he loved Max. Both times the answer was exactly the same, no matter how completely opposite the situation was. Twoshot. Fax. Rated T because reasons.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
What is the Truth? by Doctor Frostybuscus reviews
Max and Fang are boyfriend and girlfriend, and they tell each other everything. But then one day, Max disappears. When she comes back a week or so later, she is secretive and jumpy and doesn't trust anyone. Will she ever tell Fang what happened? Fax, Fax, and did I mention Fax? Sorry if summary sucks. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Max, Fang
Flocks by MyMusicIsOnRepeat reviews
Max gets kicked out, she meets a band af wierd hybrids like herself. What if her old flock happens tto stumble upon the new flock.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Max, Fang
Happily Ever After by MewBladeXxX reviews
"No fair!" Fang yelled, although the tight knot of tension in his stomach resided. Twenty years were now over. He was finally home.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Slowly Kindling My Heart by The Sayler reviews
Max and the flock are living at the E-shaped house after an escape from the School, and Fang is starting to feel like more-than-a-friend to Max. But just when Faxness is warming up, a stray handsome, teenage male hiker finds the house. And then there's another challenge: high school. FAX and NIGGY.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,790 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Max, Fang
Souls Lost In Time by ADdude reviews
The Doctor and Maka must solve a murder mystery that spans across decades and what will be waiting for them in the present should they make it back.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Maka A. - Complete
The Wings Of A Goddess by Katfosel reviews
Max has an expiration date! And when the flock kicks her out, thinking she's Max II, one shock just piles on the rest as she tries to cope. Things can only get worse when she crashes into a gigantic flying mountain... or can they?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,328 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Max
At Anne's by Jessi FangxMax1994 reviews
Anne was never a traitor and the flock got into loving their new home. Fang starts to date Lissa, and Max, Nudge and Angel have a band. Everything was going smoothly until this talent show... will be FAX not till later though maybe ;
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Max, Fang
Medicinal Love by SMASH Girls reviews
Ever since Max saved Angel from a hit-and-run accident, she's been in a coma, with only one witness; Nick 'Fang' Walker. Mute, temporarily paralyzed, and unconscious, Max can't break out of it and can only listen. When Fang decides to make it his job to talk to her everyday, will they fall in love? A love that will revive Max? FAX AH AH, by Fluffy Bunnies Are So Cute and Anna Ride!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Max, Fang
Stuck In The Ice by Rose to the MAX reviews
Max and the Gang are at Dr. Martinez's house when a freak snowstorm hits, trapping the six claustrophobic bird kids and Ella in the house for a week. Will Iggy ever figure out what the noise under his bed is? Will the flock figure out how to work the toaster? Will Max realize her real feelings for Fang? Will this ever stop sounding like a commercial? Read to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,363 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Fang, Max
Savior by SailorMarble14 reviews
One of Jo and Brick's races get into a tragedy. As Jo is in a life or death situation. Will she live? will she die? Find out in this story. Rated T for blood and cursing.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Jo, Brick - Complete
Guardian Angel by Doctor Frostybuscus reviews
Max was forced to leave. She discovered a new power that was buried deep in her family history. Now, with two sorcerers and another enchantress, will she be able to protect the Flock? Or will the flyboys become too powerful? Adopted from maandfangforever
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Max, Fang
Godly By The Minute by I Am The Wind reviews
When Max finds an expiration date on her neck, her already screwed-up world is flipped on its axis. And when the flock kicks her out, that only makes it worse. What will happen when she flies to New York? And who is she really? And what's all this crazy talk about 'gods? Temporary Hiatus.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,096 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Max, Nico A.
The Fanfic Games by TheMostRandomPerson0nEarth reviews
A crossover where the most popular characters from the most popular books fight to the death.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Max, Katniss E. - Complete
Most Wanted by Icantmakeacreativepenname reviews
Max has been trained in the forest all her life by her dad, to become an assassin. Trained to kill the woman who killed her mother & wants her and her dad gone for good. When she is thrown into the outside world to complete her mission-things happen that weren't part of the set-in-stone plan she trained for. Lies, betrayals, secrets, friends and school are thrown into the mix.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,275 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Max, Fang
A Christmas Called Fax by FangRules1995 reviews
Christmas for the flock will be different this year. How? Well it includes bombs, Fax, Niggy, Christmas, Fax, Presents, Fax... Did I mention Fax? This will be very clichey I guess but not cliche overload. T because of swearing. Hope you like it!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,787 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Interview with iggy by Rose to the MAX reviews
What the title says. Do I need to explain? I guess I do. So, Iggy is living in my house and I've gathered some questions for him to answer. Put your questions in the comments and Iggy will answer them! Rated t for... Stuff. Iggy: quite the explained are you rose?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Iggy
Letters from The Flock by NathalieTHG reviews
I was looking through FanFictions, and found something that horrified me. I have absolutely NO clue where you got the idea from, but Fang and I are not a couple. We will never, ever be, okay? Say it with me! FANG-AND-I-ARE-NOT-A-COUPLE. Good! Now run along, children; I've got a cake to bake. –Iggy The Flock write heated letters to Fanfiction,each other, and JP! NEVERMORE SPOILERS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012
You Don't Have to Be Alone by Vampirepoptartz333 reviews
Lissa and Max were best friends since they were five. That all changed two years ago. Max is different, a troublemaker and very closed off. What happens when her best friend Fang starts dating the root of her problems? AND WHAT ACCIDENT CHANGED MAX FOREVER? Angst. FAX FAX FAX FAX! AH AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,606 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Max, Fang
INK'D by cydthesquid07 reviews
Max is a confusing girl who has had a hard life. She's been branded "freak" at school. Maybe because she's different? Maybe because she has an obsession with writing all over her arms till her skin is barely visible. No one understands. Or so she thought. Maybe one boy finally has her figured out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Max, Fang
Misunderstanding by R0GUE.R0BOT reviews
The flock thinks Max is a traitor so they kick her out. Max is out on her own and becomes what the flock never thought she would or could ever be. Should Max save the world? or Destroy It?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,484 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Max
Beyond the Picket Fence by LonelyButLovely reviews
A love story told in drabbles. Max and Fang never see each other but they become fast friends speaking to each other over the fence. But one thing is...Max isn't human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 18,166 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Max, Fang
Fang Answers Fan Questions by Maxine Ridde reviews
Fang, under threat of death from multiple people, answers questions from his fans.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,135 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Fang
The Betrayed by DoctorDanielle reviews
The Flock kicks Max out before she saves the world, but was it really for the best? R & R My first story and It's under revisions.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011
So Not A Fairy Tale Ending by SkoolBookWorm reviews
Another cliche Max gets abused story. But better because I wrote it. Dur Duh! I thought I had seen and done it all. I had fought for food. I had taken a beating for Angel and Gazzy. I had done it all. When ever I try to ask questions I get cut off. Literally. Let me see what i have left on my list of tragedies. There can't be that many left. Can there? Rated T cause I'm parananoid
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,786 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Max, Fang
It's Not Over by Bunnysavior reviews
Max saw her flock being tortured then killed by Itex. She is all alone and has one goal in mind. To get revenge. Max will do anything to bring Itex down. But what if the flock is alive? What if the school deceived her to do their bidding?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010
Nightmares by Fang567 reviews
Oneshot. Fang has a nightmare. FAX. Its better than it sounds i promise! Rated t cuz im paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
High School Totures by wishihadwings00 reviews
Maximum Ride moves from L.A to Arizonia, with her mom and sister Ella! Max has never made friends and was always a funny sarcastic troublemaker. Here she meets the Flock a band looking for a new lead singer! Shes going to have to deal with high school drama, a girl named Lissa, new friends, pervy jocks and love? No wings, and FAX songfic! NOW DOING A REWRITE! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Bruised and Scarred by SumoaCocoanut reviews
There all foster kids. Then Val comes along and adopts all of them. Max meets Fang and the rest with her sister Ella. Max loves hanging out with Fang and never really fights. She starts to like him in another way and so does he. They don't know how the other one feels though. Will they end up together?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Max, Fang
The Expiration Date of a Family by Metal Flowers reviews
This is a rewritten version of my first fic published on this site. Max is kicked out of the Flock, along with Angel. Max goes to the School to keep both her and Angel alive. They have a deal. If they stay there for five years and don't escape, they'll be allowed to go free once their time is up. With no choice but to agree, they complied. What effects could that decision cause?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,574 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Angel, Max
Dirty Little Secret by HeavenAboveYou reviews
Max is your average girl, if you look past the attitude, lack of make-up, and crazy personality, that is. Living with the fear of her dirty little secret slipping, can one stupid boy change her life forever? Or will it be over before he gets the chance?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Max, Fang
Take It To The Max by Ali Avian reviews
That was my motto. And I was definetly living by those words. The ride isn't over yet, not quite. *Sequel to NEVERMORE* Here's to the REAL ending.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Max, Fang
Seventeen is a Deadly Number by Starleenabright reviews
Maximum Ride and her brother and sister were adopted. Max is a good singer, smart, and deadly. When she turns seventeen her world is shone in a new light. No one in their right mind will pick on her now. But when a dark and mysterious boy moves to her town, will he know how to react when she finds him intriging. Rating may change. Fax soon! NO WINGS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Max, Fang
Stardust by IAmMaxRidesDaughter reviews
What if Max left after Angel died? What would become of the flock, and how would they survive without her. I disliked the ending to Nevermore so i wrote my own. I know the summery sucks but please give it a chance.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Max
101 Reasons by NeonSyzygy reviews
Max has 101 reasons why she and Fang shouldn't be together. Fang has an answer for every one. Based on makoshark's 99 Reasons! Fax, crappy summary. Completed!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The One That Got Away by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Fang and Iggy, good friends, face problems when Iggy's sister Max moves to Arizona. He moves to Cali to live with his dad, leaving instructions for Fang to take care of Max. So how does Fang keep the boys away when he's falling for her himself? Rated T, AU, no wings, FAXXXXX! Tap that review button... It's sexy ;D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,722 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Starving For Perfection by WordsUnsaid reviews
Maximum Ride has a great life.. That is until her father starts calling her fat. Day by day, she starves herself. Trying to make herself society's idea of "perfect". When Fang comes into the picture, will he make her believe she is perfect and beautiful, or will society starve her to death?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride: If I Never Come Home Again by Proud2BNerdy reviews
Max had to make a sacrifice for her flock. She made a deal with the devil. In return for their safety, she turned herself in willingly. Now she doesn't know if she will ever see her Flock ever again. She made them promise to never come after her, and to live a happy normal life.She was taken from her family, and her soul mate. Will she ever see them again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,408 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Overly Dramatic LIfe of Maximum Ride by Azn-Wemo reviews
"Why was I, Maximum Ride, buttkicking warrior doing under Nick Moretti's bed?"Set in an AU where Fang never met the winged flock."It involved me punching him in the face, him showing his wings, a streaking Iggy and the flock.I knew high school was hell."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Max, Fang
No One Is Truly Gone Forever by Just an Angel of Death reviews
Slight AU one-shot: Max is gravely injured and is residing in the hospital, so Fang watches over her. Sometimes you have to say good-bye, but it's never forever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Max, Fang
Recover by Sinca reviews
Max and her brother, Ari, have had a hard life, abused by their father, Jeb. When they finally escape their situation will they be able to recover or will they be scarred for life? Fax, as usual. Rated T for implied rape.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,986 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Max, Ari B. - Complete
My BlondeHaired, Sun Streaked Wonder by borderlies reviews
According to Max, Fang's 'Wonder' is a redhead - Lissa Thomas. He tries to explain to her that his wonder isn't Lissa, nor a redhead; she's blonde, sunstreaked, and standing right in front of him! Fang's POV. FAX! AU! AH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,007 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Identity by FireInMyHeart226 reviews
Max is a normal 17 year old girl. But she has an amazing singing voice. So, when she goes to a concert where she looks a LOT like the singer, and has the oppurtunity to change identities, will she act on it? And if she does, will she find..love?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Max, Fang
Home is where the Heart is by Lil Q reviews
Max has had a tough life. Being exiled from the outside world, being tortured,it all takes its toll on our favorite Bird-kid. So what happens when she is pushed into a world of normalcy? Why is everything so familiar? Max is in for one heck of a ride.AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,284 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Max
Welcome to the dark side by Stealing-red-Robin reviews
Max was abandoned by the flock years ago and now its time to get her revenge back on them. But when the world needs rescuing again Max has to team up with her old flock and new flock to save it. The only question is will they survive each other? DarkMax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Max
A World Of Angels by theuglyswaninlove reviews
Fang and Iggy were casually going through another normal day when they discovered a girl that had supposedly "fell from the sky". Who is this mysterious girl? What happened to her? Where did she come from?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Max, Fang
It Takes Six To Save The World by Heart of Diamond reviews
AU! Max believes shes the only one with wings. Until she is Nicks foster sister, the mysterious emo who Max immediately despises. Max and Nick face high school, fights, queen bees, prank wars, but a hidden cult is rising and hunting the six destined to save the world. Can they face their emotions and find the rest of flock before Itex attacks? Well… Jeff certain hopes so. Fax Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,139 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Max, Fang
The Fangel Experiment by TheCatWithTheHat reviews
Okay, this is just The Angel Experiment from Mr. Rock's point of view. We're inside Fang's head now, watching him watch the Flock...and now, we learn just what the Fangalator is all about. Flames are accepted...if you read you MUST review! Please? Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,604 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
What Should Have Been by Azn-Wemo reviews
It's over. The battle with the Doomsday Group ended. But with a consequence. Leaving half of the flock dead and the other half furious with Max for failing to save their family, life isn't that well. Fang is gone, probably partying with his merry band of mutants and now Max is alone. That is, one familiar dream changes everything.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Blind but Bold by Wanna Buy A Duck reviews
16 year old Lilium 'Lily' Howard is a blind girl who lives in the seam. when she is reaped her and her district partner team up and try to win. can they figure out a way to have them both survive or will they come home stiff in boxes?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
Wolfider by wolfrider3 reviews
Max is a popular with no parents, a wolf, and a crush on the school's biggest looser. How will she get close to Fang without letting down her friends? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Max, Fang
alls fair in love and friends by Mr.Awesome1 reviews
max got kicked out of the flock and makes some powerful friends but is she bent on revenge please review
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Max, Percy J.
Keeping Promises by AllaceRose reviews
The reunion promised by Fang in his letter when he left Max. Rated T just in case but there isn't anything bad. Read and Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
When a Winged Girl Meets a Magic Boy by Alyson May reviews
Harry Potter is playing Quidditch when he collides with who else but Maximum Ride. What happens when a mutant freak learns a whole new meaning to the word weird? Possible pairings later! Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Max
Death the Kid & Maka: Romeo and Cinderella by Roselia Lucia reviews
Based on the song "Romeo and Cinderella", Maka and Kid have become very close. But how close? Close to sneaking into each other's rooms at night to proposing. My first story with no OC! Please review!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Maka A., Death The Kid - Complete
Assigned by Mrs.Crossover Addict reviews
What if when Patch saved Nora he wasn't assigned to be her guardian angel, but Max's? After Fang. Prologue is shorter than actual chapters
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Max, Patch/Jev
Emergency by I'm-Alice-Cullen reviews
Max is kicked out of the flock and is saddened by what has happened. One-shot. Song-fic: 'Emergency' by Paramore.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Max
Paper Phoenix by willoffire123 reviews
Dumbledore has gone on the run. So have Maka and the others. Will they restore the Golden Trio's memories in time to stop Voldemort? Or will Voldemort and Medusa take over the Wizarding World? This is a continuation of The Order of Resonance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,479 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Maka A. - Complete
Black as Midnight, Shiny as the Stars by independentwriter-137 reviews
"She's hardly a day old, he can barely talk, and we're talking about weddings already? Oh my, my, my." Based on Taylor Swift's Mary's Song. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Problem with Guns by Eesa reviews
The awful way Kid holds his guns. Maka's skirt. Soul's headband. Crona's poetry. Black Star's muscles. All these, and more!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Sick Days Suck, But this one's an exception by StormyCloud83 reviews
Sick days suck, so I wrote a one-shot. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Life at DrMartinez's house by KiaraP123 reviews
The flock is staying at Dr.Martinez's house after they saved the world. Definitetly lots of FAX and some EGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 119,464 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fangs and Feathers by loup-garou-gurl reviews
x-over between max ride and SA. Enough said. rated t for violence, language and maybe some fluff.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Strange Angels, Lili St. Crow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Max
Soul Eater: A New Begining by Soul Eater Death Scythe reviews
Maka and Soul encounter problems when they meet a witch that changes Souls life around. will Maka be able to save Soul and tell him how she really feels before time runs out? New Summary! SEQUEL OUT NOW! ** SOUL EATER: A MEISTER WEAPON REUNION**
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,587 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
The Flock enters the Hunger Games by angyl98 reviews
Max and the rest of the flock get captured and are sent to the future to enter the Hunger Games.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Max, Katniss & Peeta's daughter
The Chronicles of Avian Ride by Darkkiss15 reviews
It's been fifteen years since the fall of Itex, but they are back and are using the one thing most precious to Max and Fang to take them down; their daughter. Her name is Avian Ride and this is her story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,808 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010
10 years later by Pancakes10210 reviews
Max left the flock 10 years ago and had some changes in her life. But what will the flock do when they see her at Ella and Iggy's wedding. What will happen after it. FAX,EGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Max, Fang
Messed Up Situation by Progota reviews
He was put in her care to be purrifyied. She finds him as an anyoing pedophilic flirt and he finds her very interesting.But how does her weapon partner feel about the situation exactly?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Maka A., Asura
Forgetmenot by kaerfemina reviews
Kagome has an accident and Kouga rescues her. When she wakes, she is discovered to have amnesia! However, she does remember everything about a certain wolf... CH 8 IS FINALLY UP! Please R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Kagome H., Kouga
ABC's of Maka and Kid by PickleSuprise reviews
Kidd and Maka have loved each other from afar. In these short One-shots they finally express themselves to the other. kidxmaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
Forget me Not by Squeakyboots reviews
Maka tries to commit suicide after being rejected by Soul, but when she loses her memory of him, will he realize what he lost? Every one of their lives twine together, connecting... What will happen to all of them when terrible secrets come to light?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,282 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Sometimes by JAMZD reviews
Max is an 18 year old girl living with her 20 year old brother Ari; that is until he leaves for a 2 month trip leaving Max and 2 of his bestfriends living in his apartment; his friends just so happen to be 2 of Max's worst enemies. What'll happen next?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,909 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Safe by Angelic Syntax reviews
After a brutal break up with her boyfriend, Max becomes lonely and distant. Fang is there to comfort her, like how any bestfriend is. After Max's life is threaten, Fang does everything he can so she'll be safe. But how long can that last? FAX. Fluff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 54,979 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Don't think, just do it by I am the Girl Who Lived reviews
Max Fang and Iggy go to Hogwarts and meet Harry Ron and Hermione They all become friends and get involved in things they should have left alone What will happen? You'll have to read to find out 1st fanfic nd i suck at summarys so please read it!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,914 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Max - Complete
A Gift from Kami by Gonstika reviews
Kami is disgusted with how the villagers of Konoha treat the boy known as Naruto so he decides to give him what was taken away from him. A Family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Tombstone by Miki girl reviews
Oneshot- Soma
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Things Gone Wrong by FlyingBlue reviews
Max once again finds herself and the flock in danger. The flock are in danger from her just staying near them. But this time its a different kind of danger. What will Max do to keep the flock safe? Who is she really? After JEALOUSY, halfway through MAX
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Strange Angels, Lili St. Crow - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011
Call of the Wild by Permision to Sin reviews
Max moves to the country and finds 3 new friends. a horse a wolf and a boy. theres an obvious conection with the tall dark and handsome Fang. but theres one small problem... concerning a blonde girl, a family tradition, a stable, and a wolf pack. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Max, Fang
The Max Experiment by AnikaandAj reviews
Something has been wrong with Angel ever since the white coats took her in TAE, so when Max is taken will the same thing happen to her or can Fang save her before it is too late? Fax Fax Fax Fax Fax Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Come Home by AwkwardHolmes reviews
Songfic. Maxs on a cliff. theres a black shape. Is it...Fang? Based on Come Home by OneRepublic OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Never Alone by LifeToDeath reviews
All Human. Max lives with he abusive "dad". With her mom and twin brother dead she is all alone. Until they move to a little town in Arizona...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,535 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Playing With Fire by NotYourAverageAngel138 reviews
Max is running, but this time she's alone. The Flock kicked her out and gave her to the School. It's been two years. She's just got away. Max isn't who she used to be, and isn't changing back. What happens when she lands in Forks? OOC Warning: LANGUAGE
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Max
Max is a concrete angel Oneshot by Kamai000 reviews
Max is a six-year-old NO wings and is being abused by her father, Jeb. Fang is Max's only friend at school. This song fic called Concrete Angel by Miranda McBride. If you cry I'm sorry try watching the official video.T for gore blood FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Max, Fang
Trouble by AwkwardHolmes reviews
When Max Ride was kicked out she found Percy was her bro what happens when she finds the flock again? FIRST FANFIC! Flames, critism, and praises are welcome.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Max, Percy J.
Chibi, say what! by FireflyInTheDark94 reviews
Fang gets chibified! AKA turned into a two and a half year old kid with the mind of a sixteen year old teenage boy. How was he changed? And what will happen to him? Will he get changed back? And will Max realize her feelings for Fang? FAX over time. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Max, Fang
Always Together by momoxtoshiro reviews
Soul and Maka do everything together, and that includes getting sick! Fluff! Happy Thanksgiving!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Annabelle by Rider of Dreams reviews
Max left the flock when she was sixteen, because she was having Fangs baby. Now, three years later. Her and her two year-old daughter, Annabelle, go back to the flock. Will Fang find out that Annabelle is his daughter? Will he take them back? One-Shot R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Wings over Japan by xXSweetestXAngelXNightmareXx reviews
Max travels to Japan to look into a lead on something she feels might help bring down Itex for good, but whats with this tired looking guy claiming to be L? and whats with the creepy feeling she gets from Light? Max/L
Crossover - Death Note & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - L, Max
10 Facts by Ame Namikaze reviews
Ten facts about Hatake Kakashi when it concerns his ramen obsessed student, Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Wing Me by Eharyn reviews
A brand new start:Max has no wings...until she meets Fang. Max is living a normal life until a new student, Fang arrives and appears to have wings. They have feelings for each other, and the lab finds out. Find out what happens and review! Faxness! Eharyn
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,192 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007
Abandoned by AWESOME-L'S reviews
Max was kicked out, now she's back and better than ever. What happened in the years w/out the flock? Will she forgive them? Does Fang still love her? All here. tons of Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Max, Fang
A Short Intermission by Ayalli reviews
-Shinigami no Ballad/Ballad of a Shinigami- On her way to an appointment, a girl gets side-tracked and has an unexpected meeting...
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Deathgods dont cry by lafeedeslilas reviews
He was ruler of Death city, the most powerful being, a collector of souls. THE Death god. But at the moment he saw how a tear rolled down the helpless female technician’s cheek, he could only be a mere human- Makakid
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Maka A., Death The Kid - Complete
Stop Messing With My DNA by TaraDragonWing reviews
Max gets captured and gains another abillity. Orginally after STWAOES, but will be Final Warning things.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007
Trust and Betrayal by Automatic Flower reviews
Inuyasha leaves Kagome for Kikyo. Kouga finds her, and helps heals her wounds...as he does, sparks fly between the two. Everyone predicted they were in love. But no one predicted Inuyasha would walk back into the picture. How will Kagome deal?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,100 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Kagome H., Kouga
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Why Didn't You Tell Me? reviews
When Maka comes back to Death City 16 years after her seemingly pointless disappearance, there is more than just one question. In fact, their are three. The triplets she had by Soul: (oldest to youngest each 3 minutes apart) SeeU, Miku, and IA. But as the girls grow closer to their father and family friends, more questions arise. Warning: crack fic. T for all sorts of stuff
Crossover - Soul Eater & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Maka A., Miku H., SeeU, IA
No Secret Lasts Forever reviews
When the vampiric activity in Death City calms down, Maka, the new Slayer, must go to Los Angeles with her friend to continue doing her job. But when she runs into the gang three years later, will they think of her the same way? T for violence. Pairings: KiMa SoMa Angel x Maka friendship
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Angel, Death The Kid, Maka A., Soul Eater
Rivalry reviews
Canaan has taken in Maka... training her from the beginning because of the amnesia. Maka was infected by the Ua virus, making her a friend of Canaan's, Maria's, and YunYun's... but an enemy of the DWMA's newest ally, Alphard Al Sheya. Now, rivalries between Canaan, Alphard and Maka clash with Black*Star's own rivalry with these new assasins. T for violence.
Crossover - Soul Eater & CANAAN/カナン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Maka A., Black Star, Canaan, Alphard A.
Queen of Hell reviews
Max has died. And she's in Hell. No, literally, she's in Hell. But of course, our favorite mutant bird-kid can't take it lying down. No she's going to do the most Max like thing possible. She's going to take over.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Max
Family reviews
The Flock is separated into different schools. While everyone else is in America, Max's mom sends her to Japan. Where she meets her twin brother and his other Vocaloid friends. The wings come off, and she is thrown into the life of a super-star without even trying. But the Flock is destined to meet again, but on Max's turf. An anime convention where she happens to be performing.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Max, Rin K.
Prodigy reviews
Max is a musical prodigy. Only her family knows of her great talent, because at school she spends her time studying science. Max is trying to find a cure for cancer, because her little brother is dying from the terrible disease. She is proclaimed the school nerd. Fang is the school player, and is among the many kids who thinks that Max has no talent. Iggy is her only friend.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,622 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Max, Fang
Locked Up, Bottled Up, and Released reviews
Max died three years ago. Because of this, her daughter is stuck in foster care, the only survivor of the car crash that killed her entire family. Now that she's found a home with Fang, life starts looking up. Until an old 'friend' starts to stir things up a bit. T for whatever. Sequel to Prodigy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Fang, Lissa, Iggy
Rogue reviews
A virus was released by Itex that benefited almost everybody. But for those it didn't benefit, it changed them greatly. They were turned into the vampires. Not the sparkling kind, but the full-on will-burn-in-light vampires. Now that Max has joined a clan of vampires, she has to face the Flock, her feelings for Desisten, and her part in saving the world. T for violence. MaxxOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Max
Time Lord Times Two reviews
When Max is locked in the TARDIS, she is turned into a Time Lord. Now that she is traveling with the Tenth Doctor and Rose, she's learning more about what she's learned. And when the Flock meets up with her, they are in for a big shock. Especially when they find out the extent of her powers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - 10th Doctor, Max
Home? reviews
ADOPTED FROM PatrickNotStar. Maximum Ride gets kicked out of the flock, along with Total, and goes to live with her Mom. But her mother is getting married to Charlie Swan and moving to Forks, Washington. Bella Cullen is heartbroken- her Renesemee was taken from her fourteen years ago. Now, a mysterious girl is her new step sister- but could Bella really be something more?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Max, Jacob
Abandoned Band of Mutants reviews
Ratchet and Max were abandoned. Ratchet by his leader and then his group. Max by her Flock. Now they have met and are attending a boarding school. There they meet Holden. What's this about a band? And what's going on between Max and Ratchet? And where does Fang fit into this? What about the Flock?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,135 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Max, Ratchet
The Streets are our Home reviews
Max, Iggy, Gazzy and Angel all live on the streets. They are considered homeless, though they have homes to go back to. Fang and Nudge were adopted by Dr. Valencia Martinez. One day, Max gets shot and saved by a mystery person. What will happen when they meet again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Max
Her Journal, Her Thoughts, Her Heart reviews
When Max was forced out she left behind an old leatherbound journal that she had written in since she was six. When Fang reads it, will he question his vote to kick her out? Or will he be more secure in his vote? What happens when Max meets Katniss Everdeen? No gaurantee for Fax.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Max, Katniss E.
What is the Truth? reviews
This story was adopted from spider-man fan. Max and Fang are boyfriend and girlfriend, and they tell each other everything. But then one day, Max disappears. When she comes back a week or so later, she is secretive and jumpy and doesn't trust anyone. Will she ever tell Fang what happened? Fax, Fax, and did I mention Fax? Sorry if summary sucks. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,309 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Max, Fang
Twin Harmony reviews
Max was captured. She didn't go back to the Flock for fear of endangering them, instead she followed her instincts and found her true home with her real father and her twin brother, Kurt. Fang and the Flock have been searching. They enter into the same sectionals competition as William McKinley High. Will they find Max before Sectionals? And will she go back to them?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Max, Kurt H.
Cursed by Fate reviews
Max was forced out by her own family, the ones she loved. When the scientists at the School got hold of her, they did the sickest, most cruel thing possible, they took her voice away. Her only way of communicating now being singing, she reaches out to her love through his dreams. When he realizes his mistake, it may be to late. Warning: Character Death ONE-SHOT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Magic reviews
Max was taken from the School and adopted by the Weasleys. The Flock is rescued when Fang and Iggy are old enough to attend Hogwarts. Fang remembers Max. Now they will be reunited.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Ron W., Max
Welcome Back Sweetheart reviews
Max and Fang had been married for three years. Then Max became pregnant and she left. Now, through a mishap that her daughter caused, she and her twins are reunited with the Flock. There's nothing bad in it but Cassie can seem somewhat sadistic, so T because i am kind of paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012
Together Through Music reviews
Fang: The head jock of the school who has a crus on Max: the loner. When he follows her home one day will friendship blossom. Will that become more? Read to find out. One Shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
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