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Joined 06-27-12, id: 4088980, Profile Updated: 07-07-16
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Ghost Hunt, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Teen Wolf, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

i don't write on this site anymore, nor do i write for the fandoms i have in the past. if you enjoyed my work, i'm glad, but i won't be writing anymore for those fandoms.

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Littlest Things by paresthesia reviews
Everything reminded him of her. It was a disease with no cure. KyouyaxOC. Enjoy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 196,451 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Crooked Timber by The Goliath Beetle reviews
As an artist, Lovino understands that perfection doesn't exist. If only Antonio agreed with him, and stopped trying to hurt himself. -Human (College) AU. Spamano multi-chapter with other minor pairings. Depressed!Antonio, Writer!Antonio, Artist!Lovino- TW for self-harm.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,801 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Band of Doppelgangers by AniMags reviews
What happens when STARISH meets an interesting American band made up of six beautiful girls. Not only will friendships form, but will love blossom. Which do you like better, the boys or the girls? A brand new take on the battle of the sexes. Fem!STARISH My OCs, don't like, don't read.
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,958 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Tokiya I., Otoya I., OC
The Lovers (Murderers) in 9B by greymidnight reviews
There is a new resident in apartment 9B, and he and his boyfriend are either serial killers … or just really loud in bed.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by Lilygloves reviews
Sherlock is a bright young wizard just starting his first year at Hogwarts. Desperate for acceptance, he finds friendship with another talented wizard named Tom.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,876 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
Ever the Same by Skabooom reviews
Every Saturday, Isaac volunteers at the children's hospital and takes as much pain as he can. Every day, when Danny visits his little sister, he listens to her talk about "the boy who makes her feel better." When he finds out it's Isaac, he doesn't know what to make of that, but he does know that anyone who make his sister feel better is someone worth knowing. [Mahealahey Slash]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 67,968 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Danny, Isaac] Scott M., Lydia M. - Complete
What to expect when you weren't expecting by SweetG reviews
"What do you mean she turned up out of nowhere?" Derek asks, frowning at him, hand twitching above the baby's head, as if he wasn't sure touching her wouldn't make her disintegrate into nothingness. Stiles rolls eyes at him and bounces on the balls of his feet when the baby squirms. "Exactly what I'm sayin', big guy. She just appeared on my bed. Onesie and diaper and all."
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,881 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Brothers by TweakerWolf reviews
When 6 year old Isaac is taken into custody, Sheriff Stilinski hopes that Melissa McCall can help bring the boy out of his shell. Things are hard for Isaac but he quickly warms up to Melissa as they try and settle into a routine.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Scott M., Stiles, Melissa M., Isaac - Complete
Love advice from a Brit by LovingthesuninSA reviews
Follow the Gakuen students as they face the challenges of being teenagers a week before prom; including Arthur struggling with an Aunty Agony column (he was forced to do it!), Gilbert and Eliza being dorks, and generally romantically awkward nations! -Final chapter now up! PruHun, AmeCan, DenNor, GerIta, NetherBel, (FrUK)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,216 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Complete
Oh, My, My, My by Hufflepuff-Sunflower reviews
[RussLiech Songfic] Ivan and Lili were firm friends, ever since they first met. It started from playful childish games at nine, to sixteen, when things started to change. (My first shot at romance, so please tell me how I did )
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Russia, Liechtenstein] - Complete
Kyoya's Clipboard by OuranHero reviews
Doesn't the title say it all? Slight OOC for comedy purposes.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Kyōya O.
The Three Bad Friends Caballeros by TheDramaBear reviews
The members of the BFT decide to watch a kids movie. Chaos ensues. Rated T for some swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2013 - France, Prussia, Spain, England/Britain - Complete
Stealing by B.RedBlade reviews
Kay is a master thief. But the Ootori family has the best security team in the world. Kyoya's father sees potential, and offers Kay a deal; live as an honest rich person for one month, and work for him to test new security systems. In return, he won't press charges. Can a thief ever stop being a thief? Kyoya doesn't think so. Kyoya/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,311 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Kyōya O., OC - Complete
Whiskers by AnteaterFang reviews
Everyone knows of the famous Marauders: Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs, and... Whiskers? The writing booklet a the fifth Marauder: Minerva Lupin, Remus's sister, who later became known as Professor McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Marauders, Minerva M.
To Have and To Hold by Himizu-chan reviews
Honey and Mori are in a plane crash, and Honey does not survive. Mori's guilt and grief being to overwhelm him and he starts to fall apart. Haruhi tries to be there for him, even as he pushes her away. But she keeps trying, and he gradually begins to respond to her attempts to console him. Maybe, just maybe, she can save him from his pain. A bit of fluff at the end. Complete!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,049 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Nothing Short of a Miracle by Willowing reviews
Alexandra Getz hadn't planned to spend the summer in Venice with her investigator uncle. She also hadn't planned on a beautiful riddle by the name of Scipio apprenticing Victor. But she really hadn't planned on falling for the boy everyone warned her was bad news. ScipxOC
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,158 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Scipio M., OC
Not Special by Feline Fantastic reviews
Jenna Juliet Jones never thought she was anything important. She was just a normal San Francisco girl, and an unpopular one at that. But, as always, Hogwarts is determined to prove her wrong. And then there's this cat, too... (All OC. Rated T for violence later on.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013
The Seduction of Kyoya Ootori by Mekina reviews
Haruhi loses in a game to the twins. Her punishment? Seducing the Shadow King.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
With You by Feline Fantastic reviews
To the tune of "Die Young" by Ke ha. Not a songfic, just a song. I am a Whovian and proud of it. This song has Nine as the Doctor (thus his being in the Main Character slot), but it couldbe adapted easily to fit any one of them pretty much, so pick your favorite. :) "Poetry" because "Music" isn't a category.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2013 - 9th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Tales of the Two Trios by FluffshipIsMagic reviews
Arthur, Matthew, and Lovino are sick of the Bad Touch Trio, so they decide to form their own, calling themselves the Badly Treated Trio. The twist? They're all dating members of the Bad Touch. As you can imagine, drama and mayhem of all sorts ensues. This will be interesting... Fruk, Spamano, and PruCan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,285 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Prussia, Canada
Viet Vo Dao by DirtyLilSecret21 reviews
A few weeks after Nathan Algern comes to the village, a girl of fifteen, Mai Nhi Trang, arrives to train Nobutada in the Vietnamese martial art of Viet Vo Dao. On meeting her, Algern asks if she could train him in Asian practices. Taka/Algern (The pic is a mai, a type of vietnamese flower)
Last Samurai - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2013
What Ginny Didn't Know by RosesAreForever23 reviews
In which Hermione and Charlie find they have something in common after all... Lemon people! There is a reason why it is rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Revenge on a Hero by AnteaterFang reviews
She wanted revenge. She needed revenge.And she wouldn't stop until she got it. Voldemort had been killed. And, after all, she was Voldemort's daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2012 - OC, Voldemort - Complete
Lady Knight Volant by Bracketyjack reviews
Continues Lady Knight to the end of the Scanran War. K/D eventually. Rating is a high T, borderline M, for sexuality, violence, and tauroses, with all their consequences; some character deaths. A long novel of action and manners, featuring immortals, gods, the timeway, and a serious battle amid some unlikely topography and even more improbable architecture. Enjoy!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 450,163 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Complete
Bella Swan? I'm Rosie Black! by Visenyas reviews
Bella Swan is now Rosie Black, daughter to an escaped convict and best friends with a certain Potter. But when she returns to Hogwarts for her fifth year, it seems that Umbridge is the least of her problems in the place she calls home. Set in New Moon and Order of the Phoenix.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,369 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Bella - Complete
Goddess by Rose Tyler. Doctor reviews
What if Bella was really Arabella, Goddess of Electricity, married to Hermes messenger of the gods AND one of the "Big Four"? Zeus gives her a mission to meet the Cullens again... after Edward left her. Set during New Moon. Bella/Hermes
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,920 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bella, Apollo - Complete
Part of the Pack by zyxw reviews
The war's over. Everyone except Hermione & Teddy are dead & she has to start over for both of them. She finds out things about her parentage & is invited to live & teach on the Quileute reservation by Sirius's cousin Billy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,039 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Hermione G., Paul - Complete
The Way You Make Me Feel by pippastef reviews
Julian Kirrin's on a trip up to St Andrew's University in Scotland to their open day just before school starts again in September. During his visit to the town and university he meets a very pretty young lady. So does St Andrew's meet the standards of the Famous Five's oldest member? Find out! One Shot. Famous Five and Malory Towers cross over.
Enid Blyton - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
Pay Up by CheyanneChika reviews
This is what happened between Raoul and Gary during Kel's first Joust. Slightly edited for grammatical errors.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Raoul, Keladry - Complete
When The War Was Over by missgrant reviews
Sequel to "Welcome Back to Scanra" - Kel has returned to Corus, recovered and ready to sort her life out. But what awaits her back in the capital? Love? Or does fate hold other ideas for our Lady Knight?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,559 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Love doesn't need a Horcrux by Taemin.Foreves reviews
He tried to figure out how he could leave without being rude when she said, "Don't even think about it. I'm Hermione by the way." She held out her hand for him to take it. After a pause he took it and said, "Tom, Tom Riddle." She nodded and smiled. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 50,501 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Remember When by Strix 4 reviews
A year after the final graduation, the Host Club reassembles after the typical college loss of contact. Old memories are shared over cups of commoner's coffee. Which friendships will be rekindled...and which relationships will be changed forever?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,175 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Stuck in Middle earth! by dorkarella reviews
middle earth was one place that Sam & Tasha, best friends, had only dreamed of. what happens when they are suddenly dropped down to the place they thought didn't exist? what spills and thrills are abound for them? now updated!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 138,706 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 5/3/2005
A Day in the Life by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
A day in the life of the Bad Touch Trio as their suffer through their greatest agressor; crushes. Gakuen AU setting. Spain/Romano, FrUK, Prussia/N.Italy, implied Germany/N.Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
A Life Less Ordinary by Sulia Serafine reviews
Keladry gets thrown into a strange world with the last person she wants to be stranded with: Joren. It's an "ordinary" life when you're trying to go home and not to strangle your only companion.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,272 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 11/11/2000 - Keladry, Joren - Complete
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Stay With Me (Solangelo) reviews
Nico and Will fight, leaving both wondering how they'll patch their relationship. Will has learned that the best way to go about is to sing his problems away. So what does he do? Serenade Nico, of course! (Solangelo proposal fic, lyrics altered slightly, T for language)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Nico A., Percy J.] - Complete
Baby, You're so Classic reviews
""Make the first move, make it unique. Use what you have to make sure Nico can see that you like him without any confusion." Will thought about it for a moment. The campfire Sing-Along." Will and Nico are idiots, and it takes Will's favourite song to get them together. SOLANGELO, Post BoO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Will S., Nico A.] - Complete
Why at My Place? reviews
Derek's shower isn't working so he goes over to Stiles'. And it just so happens that the Sheriff comes home, forcing Stiles to hop in with Derek... I don't won Teen Wolf.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Opposites Attract reviews
(GAKUEN AU FRUk) When a slightly oblivious substitute puts Francis Bonnefoy and Arthur Kirkland in a slightly awkward and very romantic situation, something is bound to happen. And of course, their various classmates (Cough cough, Hungary, cough cough) don't help matters much. But remember, whether electrical charges or people, opposites always attract.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2014 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Your Body (FrUk Oneshot) reviews
"I just wanna love your body" is exactly what France thinks about England. Just a romantic oneshot with a lot of making out. First hard core romance Rated T for kissing. SONGFIC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2014 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Whether They Knew It or Not reviews
Whether they knew it or not, they were destined by fate to meet. A short oneshot/drabble about the love between Lin and Mai. Fluff, fluff, and more fluff! Hope you enjoy!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Mai T., K. Lin - Complete
Their Shower Song reviews
When Draco walks in on Daphne singing in the shower, he falls in love with her voice. Not knowing that it was Daphne, he sends her a series of love letters professing his love for her. Finally, at the Masquerade Ball, Draco ends it all and finds his Dirty Little Freak. Written for colorful swirl's Fanon Pairing Competition
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Draco M., Daphne G. - Complete
Welcome to Camp Half-Blood reviews
Set in Deathly Hallows. When the Dursleys are sent to a 'camp' for protection, Dudley finally exits his shell. Just a cute oneshot about the Dursleys at Camp Half-Blood. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Dudley D., Petunia D., Vernon D., Chiron - Complete
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