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Joined 06-27-12, id: 4088980, Profile Updated: 02-08-14
Author has written 15 stories for Protector of the Small Quartet, Harry Potter, Song of the Lioness, Sherlock, Ghost Hunt, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Hunger Games, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

HELLO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! Kung Fu Coffee at the mic! Listen, people, I'd really like to stay and chat, but let's get straight to the punchline:

My username is Kung Fu Coffee, but you can call me Yani or Iyani. THe tumblr account for this is kung-fu-coffee.tumblr.com so follow it. NOW!

I have a bunch of best friends, I LOVE ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I draw manga eyes but not bodies (WTF, right?), j'adore Buenos Aires, Argentina, I'm a vegetarian for animal rights, I'm not going to the high school of my ex dreams, but I'm actually happy about it, and I LOVE YOU FOR LOOKING AT MY PROFILE!

My Tumblr (get ur virtual ass over there and follow me) is :benaddictedtofandoms.tumblr.com but I ALSO HAVE A FF TUMBLR it's kung-fu-coffee.tumblr.com PLEASE FOLLOW!

One thing that I can't understand is why people have followed two of my ONESHOTS? Maybe they're asking for more chapters, but that's what the REVIEWS are for. Not that I'm complaining.

You say Edward Cullen, I say Harry Potter. You say red and black, I say red and gold. You say Forks, I say Hogwarts. You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione. You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black. You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters. You say, “Go to Hell.” I say, “Go kiss a Dementor.” You say football, I say Quidditch. You say “Twilight is better than Harry Potter.” I say “You must not tell lies.” You say childhood, I say Harry Potter. You say depression, I say, “The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate.” You say Hitler, I say Voldemort. You say school, I say Hogwarts. You say, “I’m going to kill you!” I yell, “Avada Kedavra You say life, I say Harry Potter Put this on your profile if you love Harry Potter!

Bold apply to me:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm a GINGER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND/ORCHASTRA, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I go to PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be a rich snob.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm OUTGOING so I MUST be an attention whore.
I'm a FUNNY GUY/GIRL, so I MUST never be sad or depressed.
I'm POPULAR, so I MUST not have feelings and be a total attention whore.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Add to your profile if you're against judging.

Put an end to prejudice! We can make it stop.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA) Verdigurl ( New Zealand ) justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA) Kung Fu Coffee(Argentina)

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy this onto your profile. DONT IGNORE THIS, because in the Bible it says: "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of the Father." So be considerate. Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,
but so ((easy)) to Gossip?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL

IF YOU LOVE GOD, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, and add your name. KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Tawnyfur, Child of the Storm, WhispertheWolf,Catwolf109, justiceintheworldofhp-yearight, Kung Fu Coffee

Peace out,

KFC (BTW, That's, yes genius, the name of an animal cruelty restaurant, and I'm a vegetarian!)

I SHIP CEDMIONE AND DRAMIONE HARDCORE OH YEAH YOOHOO. More Dramione; Cedric's miiiiiine!

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Band of Doppelgangers by AniMags reviews
What happens when STARISH meets an interesting American band made up of six beautiful girls. Not only will friendships form, but will love blossom. Which do you like better, the boys or the girls? A brand new take on the battle of the sexes. Fem!STARISH My OCs, don't like, don't read.
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,728 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Tokiya I., Otoya I., OC
In Which My Class Goes to Hogwarts by Kung Fu Coffee reviews
The SPS class of Berkley, CA, thought that they were normal... they weren't. Four years late, they find out that they're wizards. So when they get to Hogwarts, chaos insues. But things aren't just as simple as chaos. You get romance, madness, weirdness, drama, and laughter all jumbled into the fourth year of the Harry Potter saga. Very lighthearted, no Mary Sues (I think).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,048 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 12/20/2012 - OC
Camp Green Lake Girl by BookAddictMegs reviews
Maria Robinson gets sent to Camp Green Lake for stabbing a boy in the knee. She makes all new friends and maybe falls in love with one on the way. Zigzag/OC
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,618 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Zigzag - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by Lilygloves reviews
Sherlock is a bright young wizard just starting his first year at Hogwarts. Desperate for acceptance, he finds friendship with another talented wizard named Tom.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,870 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
Chrysanthemum by Claret Thylacine reviews
The Western countries have allowed their people to invade East Asia; namely China. Yao constantly worries for his younger brother's safety, he refuses to allow anyone to pose any breed of threat toward Japan. Nothing else matters to him more than Kiku. Brotherly ChuNi/NiChu
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Japan, China - Complete
Oh, My, My, My by Hufflepuff-Sunflower reviews
[RussLiech Songfic] Ivan and Lili were firm friends, ever since they first met. It started from playful childish games at nine, to sixteen, when things started to change. (My first shot at romance, so please tell me how I did )
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Russia, Liechtenstein] - Complete
Kyoya's Clipboard by OuranHero reviews
Doesn't the title say it all? Slight OOC for comedy purposes.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Kyōya O.
The Three Bad Friends Caballeros by TheDramaBear reviews
The members of the BFT decide to watch a kids movie. Chaos ensues. Rated T for some swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/19/2013 - France, Prussia, Spain, England/Britain - Complete
Stealing by B.RedBlade reviews
Kay is a master thief. But the Ootori family has the best security team in the world. Kyoya's father sees potential, and offers Kay a deal; live as an honest rich person for one month, and work for him to test new security systems. In return, he won't press charges. Can a thief ever stop being a thief? Kyoya doesn't think so. Kyoya/OC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,311 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Kyōya O., OC - Complete
Thank you, my love by WolfKid-Gone reviews
Pirate/ conquistador Spain comes home bloody and hurt. Young teenager Romano helps him. Title sucks, Short and sweet, a lotta Fluff! Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Whiskers by AnteaterFang reviews
Everyone knows of the famous Marauders: Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs, and... Whiskers? The writing booklet a the fifth Marauder: Minerva Lupin, Remus's sister, who later became known as Professor McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,920 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Marauders, Minerva M.
To Have and To Hold by Himizu-chan reviews
Honey and Mori are in a plane crash, and Honey does not survive. Mori's guilt and grief being to overwhelm him and he starts to fall apart. Haruhi tries to be there for him, even as he pushes her away. But she keeps trying, and he gradually begins to respond to her attempts to console him. Maybe, just maybe, she can save him from his pain. A bit of fluff at the end. Complete!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,049 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Nothing Short of a Miracle by Weeping-willows18 reviews
Alexandra Getz hadn't planned to spend the summer in Venice with her investigator uncle. She also hadn't planned on a beautiful riddle by the name of Scipio apprenticing Victor. But she really hadn't planned on falling for the boy everyone warned her was bad news. ScipxOC
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,158 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Scipio M., OC
Not Special by Feline Fantastic reviews
Jenna Juliet Jones never thought she was anything important. She was just a normal San Francisco girl, and an unpopular one at that. But, as always, Hogwarts is determined to prove her wrong. And then there's this cat, too... (All OC. Rated T for violence later on.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013
With You by Feline Fantastic reviews
To the tune of "Die Young" by Ke ha. Not a songfic, just a song. I am a Whovian and proud of it. This song has Nine as the Doctor (thus his being in the Main Character slot), but it couldbe adapted easily to fit any one of them pretty much, so pick your favorite. :) "Poetry" because "Music" isn't a category.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2013 - 9th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Tales of the Two Trios by FluffshipIsMagic reviews
Arthur, Matthew, and Lovino are sick of the Bad Touch Trio, so they decide to form their own, calling themselves the Badly Treated Trio. The twist? They're all dating members of the Bad Touch. As you can imagine, drama and mayhem of all sorts ensues. This will be interesting... Fruk, Spamano, and PruCan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,285 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Prussia, Canada
Viet Vo Dao by DirtyLilSecret21 reviews
A few weeks after Nathan Algern comes to the village, a girl of fifteen, Mai Nhi Trang, arrives to train Nobutada in the Vietnamese martial art of Viet Vo Dao. On meeting her, Algern asks if she could train him in Asian practices. Taka/Algern (The pic is a mai, a type of vietnamese flower)
Last Samurai - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2013
What Ginny Didn't Know by RosesAreForever23 reviews
In which Hermione and Charlie find they have something in common after all... Lemon people! There is a reason why it is rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Revenge on a Hero by AnteaterFang reviews
She wanted revenge. She needed revenge.And she wouldn't stop until she got it. Voldemort had been killed. And, after all, she was Voldemort's daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2012 - OC, Voldemort - Complete
Lady Knight Volant by Bracketyjack reviews
Continues Lady Knight to the end of the Scanran War. K/D eventually. Rating is a high T, borderline M, for sexuality, violence, and tauroses, with all their consequences; some character deaths. A long novel of action and manners, featuring immortals, gods, the timeway, and a serious battle amid some unlikely topography and even more improbable architecture. Enjoy!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 450,163 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Complete
Bella Swan? I'm Rosie Black! by Daehnerys reviews
Bella Swan is now Rosie Black, daughter to an escaped convict and best friends with a certain Potter. But when she returns to Hogwarts for her fifth year, it seems that Umbridge is the least of her problems in the place she calls home. Set in New Moon and Order of the Phoenix.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,369 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Bella - Complete
Goddess by Rose Tyler. Doctor reviews
What if Bella was really Arabella, Goddess of Electricity, married to Hermes messenger of the gods AND one of the "Big Four"? Zeus gives her a mission to meet the Cullens again... after Edward left her. Set during New Moon. Bella/Hermes
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bella, Apollo - Complete
Part of the Pack by zyxw reviews
The war's over. Everyone except Hermione & Teddy are dead & she has to start over for both of them. She finds out things about her parentage & is invited to live & teach on the Quileute reservation by Sirius's cousin Billy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,039 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Hermione G., Paul - Complete
The Way You Make Me Feel by pippastef reviews
Julian Kirrin's on a trip up to St Andrew's University in Scotland to their open day just before school starts again in September. During his visit to the town and university he meets a very pretty young lady. So does St Andrew's meet the standards of the Famous Five's oldest member? Find out! One Shot. Famous Five and Malory Towers cross over.
Enid Blyton - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
Pay Up by CheyanneChika reviews
This is what happened between Raoul and Gary during Kel's first Joust. Slightly edited for grammatical errors.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Raoul, Keladry - Complete
When The War Was Over by missgrant reviews
Sequel to "Welcome Back to Scanra" - Kel has returned to Corus, recovered and ready to sort her life out. But what awaits her back in the capital? Love? Or does fate hold other ideas for our Lady Knight?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,559 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Love doesn't need a Horcrux by Taemin.Foreves reviews
He tried to figure out how he could leave without being rude when she said, "Don't even think about it. I'm Hermione by the way." She held out her hand for him to take it. After a pause he took it and said, "Tom, Tom Riddle." She nodded and smiled. TRXHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 50,501 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Remember When by Strix 4 reviews
A year after the final graduation, the Host Club reassembles after the typical college loss of contact. Old memories are shared over cups of commoner's coffee. Which friendships will be rekindled...and which relationships will be changed forever?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,175 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Stuck in Middle earth! by shadow08 reviews
middle earth was one place that Sam & Tasha, best friends, had only dreamed of. what happens when they are suddenly dropped down to the place they thought didn't exist? what spills and thrills are abound for them? now updated!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 138,706 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 5/3/2005
A Day in the Life by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
A day in the life of the Bad Touch Trio as their suffer through their greatest agressor; crushes. Gakuen AU setting. Spain/Romano, FrUK, Prussia/N.Italy, implied Germany/N.Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Black Widow by Fuzzy Ears Fan reviews
Nikki gets sent to Camp Green Lake to build her character, but what undergoes the most change is her heart. FINISHED!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Complete
A Life Less Ordinary by Sulia Serafine reviews
Keladry gets thrown into a strange world with the last person she wants to be stranded with: Joren. It's an "ordinary" life when you're trying to go home and not to strangle your only companion.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,272 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 11/11/2000 - Keladry, Joren - Complete
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Opposites Attract reviews
(GAKUEN AU FRUk) When a slightly oblivious substitute puts Francis Bonnefoy and Arthur Kirkland in a slightly awkward and very romantic situation, something is bound to happen. And of course, their various classmates (Cough cough, Hungary, cough cough) don't help matters much. But remember, whether electrical charges or people, opposites always attract.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Here Goes Nothing reviews
Some people say that when you get to Corus, you get a fresh start. When somebody told me that, I laughed and laughed until they held out smelling salts and offered me a referral to a hangover healer. I laughed because I know that it's not true. When I got to Corus to begin my page training, I was judged by my older monster of a brother, Joren. (Begins during the last Kel book)
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,727 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Joren, OC
In Which My Class Goes to Hogwarts reviews
The SPS class of Berkley, CA, thought that they were normal... they weren't. Four years late, they find out that they're wizards. So when they get to Hogwarts, chaos insues. But things aren't just as simple as chaos. You get romance, madness, weirdness, drama, and laughter all jumbled into the fourth year of the Harry Potter saga. Very lighthearted, no Mary Sues (I think).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,048 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 12/20/2012 - OC
Your Body (FrUk Oneshot) reviews
"I just wanna love your body" is exactly what France thinks about England. Just a romantic oneshot with a lot of making out. First hard core romance Rated T for kissing. SONGFIC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Whether They Knew It or Not reviews
Whether they knew it or not, they were destined by fate to meet. A short oneshot/drabble about the love between Lin and Mai. Fluff, fluff, and more fluff! Hope you enjoy!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Mai T., K. Lin - Complete
Haunted reviews
When both Cedric Diggory and Draco Malfoy begin to follow Hermione around school, she suspects that somethign is up. Could it just be love... or something stronger? But when tragedy strikes Hermione, she has not time to worry about boys. Instead, she's woried about the little broken pieces of her soul. Who will be there to pick them up? Rated M because of the stalkerish thoughts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Cedric D.
Eclectic Minds reviews
When Sherlock and John first move in to 221B, they find themselves living underneath Ciel Deluz, who's in 221C. SHe's a very eccentric writer, and in a writer's block. So as a favour, Sherlock takes her along with him and John. NOT a Romance!Sherlock. This is a Lestrade fic, but centers around Sherlock and John. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H., John W.
S&M reviews
Songfic, slightly suggestive. Dramione, Outgoing!Hermione. When Ron accuses Hermione of being a prude, she uses that as an excuse to finally get with the man of her dreams, Draco Malfoy. Sequel is to remain unknown. But the pairings should help you out a bit;) Set in NextGen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Their Shower Song reviews
When Draco walks in on Daphne singing in the shower, he falls in love with her voice. Not knowing that it was Daphne, he sends her a series of love letters professing his love for her. Finally, at the Masquerade Ball, Draco ends it all and finds his Dirty Little Freak. Written for colorful swirl's Fanon Pairing Competition
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Draco M., Daphne G. - Complete
Welcome to Camp Half-Blood reviews
Set in Deathly Hallows. When the Dursleys are sent to a 'camp' for protection, Dudley finally exits his shell. Just a cute oneshot about the Dursleys at Camp Half-Blood. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Dudley D., Petunia D., Vernon D., Chiron - Complete
Just What Happened? reviews
What happened with Joren's Ordeal? I was going to make this an ongoing series, but decided against it...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Joren - Complete
One More Night reviews
Songfic w/o lyrics about the sexual tension between Draco and Hermione, who live together. Bad idea for the sake of the apartment building. Rated T for suggestive themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
New Girls in Town(ON HIATUS!) reviews
There are six new girls in Corus, and they're ready to do some page training. When one of them becomes possessed, they're forced to leave Corus for the Dragon Rider's Academy of the Blue Mountains. Three years later, the squires of Corus come to a refugee camp in Yathrib for training. What King Jonathan didn't keep in mind was the girls who came to Corus so long ago. K/J ON HIATUS
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Keladry, Joren
Haunted TS reviews
An entry for one of the various shuffle contests (written on my ipod). Alanna and Alex have been having troubles lately. So what happens? Inspired by Taylor Swift's Haunted. Possible sequel coming soon.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Alanna, Alex - Complete
Peck on the Lips reviews
When Gale and Hermione are trapped in Gale's body, what happens? Will romance blossom? Warning: I was a little drunk on sugar when I wrote this! HAHAHA!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Hermione G., Gale H. - Complete
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