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Joined 06-27-12, id: 4088995, Profile Updated: 07-08-14
Author has written 6 stories for Wrestling, Halloween, Silent Hill, and Slender.

My real name is...you may call me Court-Court or Cat whatever you are more comfortable with. I am 5'0 with dark brown hair with blonde and light brown highlights that falls to the middle of my back. I have hazel eyes and pale skin and when I say pale I mean, I-could-blind-your-ass-if-I-wanted-to kind of pale. I have a small nose and my tummy sticks out a a little bit. I love horror movies and watching my favorite Youtuber, Markiplier. I one day dream of running my own animal shelter and my own Gaming Channel. I draw anything that interests me. I sing when I'm home alone...I pretend to be in the Phantom of The Opera.

I am Darkness. I am often misunderstood and judged quickly. Yet if people only took a bit of extra kind effort to me, they would see something wonderful. Mysterious yet much more simple than others misperceive. I get many things that just don't click with others. I see the truth for what it is and I embrace while others sugar coat it. I have low tolerance for ignorance, though I may come off a bit arrogant myself. I could stand to reflect a bit more and I will find a lot of my isolation issues are due to self sabotage. Though I may enjoy my alone time, no one truly enjoys being alone. I won't fool myself. That aside, I am a rare beautiful truth in this world of fake.

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Favorite Actors: Hugh Jackman, Anthony Hopkins, Robert Downey Jr., Robert Englund, Kane Hodder. Tyler Hoechlin, Ian Somerhalder, Nina Dobrev, Tyler Mane, Doug Bradley, Julianne Moore, Daniel Craig, Alan Rickman, Jason Isaacs, Tobin Bell, Michael Keaton, Michael Sheen, Norman Reedus, Michael Rooker, Christopher Heyerdahl, Brad Douriff, Mark Harmon, Heath Ledger, Peter Michael-Kaiser, Don Shanks, George P. Wilbur, Chris Durand, Brad Loree, Michael Weatherly, Pauley Perrete, Jonathan Breck, Brad Pitt, Wes Bentley, Nicholas Cage, Liam Hemsworth, Chase Crawford, Freddie Prinze Jr., Sam Worthington, Christian Bale, Emma Watson, Stanislav lanevski, Chris Hemsworth, Jason Statham, Jenson Ackles, Nick Principi


:Favorite Parings:

Gibbs/Ziva (NCIS)

Gibbs/Kate (NCIS)

Ziva/Tony (NCIS)

Abby/Gibbs (NCIS)

Abby/Ducky (NCIS)

OliviaElliot (SVU)

Olivia / Finn ( SVU)

Michael MyersOC ( Halloween)

Michael Myers/Jamie Lloyd (Halloween)

Michael Myers/Rachel (Halloween)

Jason Voorhees/OC ( Friday The Thirteenth)

Jason/Whitney ( Friday The Thirteenth 2009)

Freddy Krueger/ OC ( Nightmare On Elm Street)

FreddyNancy (Nightmare On Elm Street)

Jack Riley/ OC ( Basement Jack)

Jack The Ripper/ OC (From Hell)

Scar/ OC ( Lion King)

The Joker/OC (The Dark Knight)

Scar/ Nala ( Lion King)

Scar/ Simba ( Lion King)

Creeper/OC ( Jeepers Creepers)

Slappy/OC (Goosbumps)

Chucky/OC ( Childs Play)

Brown/OC (Camp Rock)

Phantom/ Meg ( The Phantom Of The Opera)

Phantom/ OC ( The Phantom Of The Opera)

Bella/Aro ( Twilight)

Bella/ Carlisle (Twilight)

Bella/ Marcus (Twilight)

Marcus/ OC ( Twilight)

Aro/ OC ( Twilight)

Riff Raff/ OC ( Rocky Horror Picture Show)

Jigsaw/ OC ( Saw)

HoffmanJill (Saw)

Ed Gein-OC ( Ed Gein: The Butcher Of Plainfeild)

Beetlejuice-OC ( Beetlejuice)

Beetlejuice-Lydia ( Beetlejuice)

Pinhead-Kiristy ( Hellraiser)

Pinhead-OC ( Hellraiser)

Ghost Face/ OC ( Scream)

PennyWise/OC ( It)

Candyman-OC (Candyman)

Leatherface-OC ( Chainsaw Massere)

Jacob Goodnight/OC (See No Evil)

Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw)

Slenderman-OC (Creepypasta)

Vincent-OC ( House Of Wax)

Robocop-OC ( Robocop)

Inkubus-OC ( Inkubus)

Shelton-Penny (The Big Bang Theory)

Mobius Lockhart-OC ( Left For Dead)

Katara-Zuko (The Last Airbender)

Katara-Fire Lord (The Last Airbender)

Freddy-Lori (Freddy vs Jason)

Shilo-GraveRobber (Repo: The Genetic Opera)

Undertaker-OC (WWE)

A.J-Kane (WWE)

Kevin Nash-OC (WWE)

Kane-Kelly Kelly (WWE)

Randy Orton-OC (WWE)

Undertaker-Stephanie (WWE)

Severus Snape-Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

Hermione Granger-Voldemort (Harry Potter)

Hermione Granger-Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter)

Hermione Granger/Remus Lupin ( Harry Potter)

Severus Snape-Hermione Granger-Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)

Dracula-Mina ( Bram Stoker's Dracula)

Daryl Dixon-Carol Peletier (The Walking Dead)

Beth-Shane ( The Walking Dead)

Beth-Rick (The Walking Dead)

Wendy-Hook (Peter Pan 2003)

Merle Dixon-Beth (The Walking Dead)

Chucky-Andy (Childs Play)

Chucky- (Childs Play)

Tom-Sara (My Bloody Valentine)

Bellatrix-Hermione (Harry Potter)

Lucius-Hermione (Harry Potter)

Draco-Hermione (Harry Potter)

Luna-Voldemort (Harry Potter)

Luna Lovegood-Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter)

Luna-Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

Tenth Doctor-Jenny (Doctor Who)

Eleventh Doctor-Clara Oswald (Doctor Who)

Tenth Doctor-Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)

Jonathan Crane-Rachel Dawes (Batman Begins)

My Contract

I, Silent Nightshade, do dear by promise the following:

1. That any fanfic I write will be completed, unless no one enjoys it, and a majority ask for me to discontinue it.

2. That my stories will be as much my own creation as possible. The classic cliches may pop up, but the story line will be my own.

3. That I will accept reviews, and constructive criticisms, but I will reply honestly.

4. That anyone who flames me, and has the guts to leave a real name, will be mentioned, and their flames used to burn their own fanfics into ash.

5. The previous statement will be null and void if said flamers have decent fanfics.

6. That I will honestly read, and review any fanfics that I am asked to read.

I promise to follow these six rules, and I hope that you all will respect them.


Disclaimer: Any published stories that I post here on Fanfiction will belong to me. However, any character, plot lines, dialog that is recognized in my stories belong to their rightful owners. I do not wish to take credit from someone else because I used them in my stories. I just write to relieve the stress of my daily life and to fall into my blissful imagination where no one can find, harm, despise, or hate me. My O.Cs belong to me and my plotlines that I create from my disturbed head.


Pictures for Fanfics:

Never Letting You Go:

Amy:

Michael:

Jack:

Amy's Mom:

Miss Bean:


:Banners For Upcoming/Posted Fanfics:

Never Letting You Go:

The Call Of A Deadman:

The Rough Kind:


DOWN WITH THE FLAMERS!! Ò_Ó

If by chance I see a nasty review staring at me on my review page, I will not yell nor scream no matter how hard I want to. I will simply delete it so it shall never be seen again by anyone except the devil himself, because that is where all the nasty, undeserving reviews go when they are being deleted. I write because I love to write, even if I am not good at it. I don't take too kindly of somebody I probably will never have the chance of meeting, leaving me a review saying I should not deserve to be on fanfiction because that is where all the good authors are. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY...because that is not what fanfiction is all about. Fanfiction is about getting the chance to get away from reality and just become sucked in YOUR world. It is about posting, reading and writing different varieties of stories and enjoying them. If you don't like somebody's story..okay. Just don't leave a nasty review because you know what that is. CYBER BULLYING !!! So if you do leave me a flame, it will be deleted and sent down to the boiler room in Hell with Freddy. *EVIL LAUGH*

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile

As for my reviewers, I love you all so much! Leaving me a review is the most awesome thing anyone could ever do.

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." (Marilyn Monroe)

You cannot kill what you did not create." (Slipknot- Duality)

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Fang!

A Random Poem

Once upon a time
Through a door just down the hall
In a dark, forgotten corner
Of the playroom was a doll.

She was only made of cloth,
A rather simple work of art,
But you could see where someone
Had embroidered her a heart.

It had faded from neglect
And being lonely through the years,
And she couldn't even cry
Because she hadn't any tears.

But then one day as she lay cold
And silent on the floor,
A teddy bear was tossed in
Through the squeaky playroom door.

As she watched him, he got to his feet
And slowly walked her way;
And her little red embroidered heart
Came to life that day.

He gently picked her up,
And as he held her in his arms,
He noticed a faint heartbeat
And certain rag doll charms.

So he took some thread and stitched
A pretty twinkle in her eye
And fixed her sewed-on smile
Which had long-since gone awry.

He brushed away the dust
And cobwebs from her dress
Then taught her about love
In his fuzzy warm caress.

Those two have stayed together
Since that day so long ago;
And when he looks at her today,
He would hardly even know

That his happy little rag doll,
So content and satisfied,
Was the same one he had found
Cast so carelessly aside

If you JUST realized that Jacob Black from Twilight is the same person who played Shark Boy from "The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl" Copy and paste this into your profile.

"Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over."

"Slinky Escalator = Endless fun"

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you hate people who are only famous for their looks copy and paste this into your profile and add your name.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know what I'm talking about when I say OMC insted of OMG, copy and paste this into your profile. ((Sadly))

If your so convinced vampires exist that your friends, relatives and even random people on the street think you should be sent to an asylum, copy and paste this into your profile

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (It's a conspiracy!)

If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you make up your own Copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile

If you make up random copy and paste JUST to see how many people C&P, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever "accidentally" stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

"I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is." - V for Vendetta

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction. copy and paste this.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS :)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

92 Percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile.

Let's eat grandma

Let's eat, grandma

Proper grammar saves lives

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

FOr mE, cRaZy iS a lOoSe tErM. CRaZy iS wHen yOu sTaRe aT a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list

If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name:

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think villains rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fi.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you secretly wished for a Hogwarts letter when you were 11, copy and paste. (Not so seceretly...)

(\/)
(O.o)
/_\

Copy the bunny into your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

CoPy AnD pAsTe ThIs To YoU aRe PrOfIlE iF yOuR aWeSoMe!i!

I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.

- If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Captain Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, 'well duh that made perfect sense.' Copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

5.5 million people are on the internet right now. If you are one of them, copy this onto your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

75 percent of teens don't respect Michael Jackson for the iconic genious that he is. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're apart of the 25 percent that do!!

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

Copy and paste this if you're team "Twilight Zone"!

If you know that Abercrombie is a ZOMBIE DOG not apart of a store name, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead, so shut up

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would curiously ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you can't seem to keep your mouth shut when it really counts, copy and paste.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you' ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

100% of people are human beings. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 0% who aren't!

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think villains rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

I suffer from OBHLJCD = Obessive Heath Ledger Joker Compulsive Disorder and no doctor can prescribe a remedy. If u think u have this disorder please put it into your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you are a Dr Seuss Fan/ Seussian, put this onto you profile

"My teachers think I'm quiet, my friends wish I was"

If you sing along to the "Campfire Song Song" every time you hear it on Spongebob, copy and paste!

-If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hit me.

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

Copying from a single source is called plagarism, copying from multiple sources is called research.

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit, the target."

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Frank taught me it's okay to be different.

Magenta taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.

Riff taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.

Columbia taught me that not every guy/girl is going to treat me right.

Rocky taught me to love everyone.

Brad taught me how to be 'strong and protective'.

Eddie taught me that 'redneck' is not an insult. Most of the time...

But, most importantly, Janet taught me how to screech like a nut even when you don't need to.

If you agree that RHPS is educational, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love how 'lust' is an anagram for 'slut' put this on you profile.

:FORBIDDEN FRUIT EDITION:

Magenta taught me how to be selfless

Brad taught me to do anything for the person I love

Kimi taught me manners.

Columbia taught me that crying never helps anyone

Sonny taught me that it's okay to be a little immature

Olivia taught me how to be assertive

Nation taught me that inner beauty is just as important as outer beauty

Sonja taught me useful parenting skills

But most importantly, Vitamin A taught me to jump on people, especially when they don't like it.

Freddy Krueger:If the food don't kill ya, the service will.-A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

13 things PMS Stands for:

13. Pass My Shotgun 12. Psychotic Mood Swing 11. Perpetual Munching Spree 10. Puffy Mid-Section 9. People Make me Sick 8. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 6. Pimples May Surface 5. Pass My Sweats 4. Pissy Mood Syndrome 3. Poor Men Suck 2. Pack My Stuff 1. Potential Murder Suspect

If..
You say Princess, I say Serial Killer.
You say Pink, I say Black.
You say Justin Bieber, I say Three Days Grace.
You say Miley Cyrus, I say Pink.
You say litter, I say blood.
You say Bunnies, I say Psychopaths.
You say Cheerleader, I say whore.
You say High School Musical, I say X-Men:Evolution.
You say why am I laughing so much, I say why so serious with a sharp pencil.
You say Twilight, I say X-Men.
You say Edward, I say Spike.
You say Jacob, I say Sirius
You say Popular girl ,I say future stripper/prostitute.
You say Pop, I say Rock.
You say I am a freak, I say what the hell else is new, dumbass?
You say castle, I say Arkham Asylum.
You say Los Angeles, I say Gotham City.

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

1,2, Freddy's coming for you
3,4, Jason's at the door
5,6, Scream'll fix you quick
7,8, Lecter's at the gate
9,10, Michael’s home again

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Small Children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercrombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES. "If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with X-Men, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:

Two-Face: You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into POWDER. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition: therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damned head off!-Batman Forever

The Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.-Batman:The Dark Knight

Adam: What are your qualifications?

Beetlejuice:Ah. Well... I attended Julliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?-Beetlejuice

Daniel 'Dan' Jordan: Krueger!

Freddy Krueger: Well, it ain't Dr. Seuss.-A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

Oprah Noodlemantra: All right. Once again. This is your brain. [Cracks egg] Oprah Noodlemantra: This is your brain on drugs. Questions? [Freddy hits him with the frying pan]

Freddy Krueger: Yeah! What are you on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me.-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

Freddy Krueger: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nothing will ever kill me. Well, let's see now. First, they tried burning me. [slices off thumb] Then they tried burying me. [slices off index finger] But this... this is my favorite. Freddy Krueger: [gives a finger gesture] They even tried holy water! [slices off middle finger, drops hand out of frame and holds it up again with all fingers intact] But I just keep on tickin'... because they promised me that. Doc: They? Freddy Krueger: The dream people. The ones that gave me this job. In dreams... I am forever! Too bad you're not.-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

Freddy Krueger: [after absorbing the dead John] You forgot where you came from, kid... but I know where you're going. [cut to a Springwood sign: "Population 7742" - it is crossed out and replaced with "7741"]-Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

Gomez: To live without you, only that would be torture.

Morticia: A day alone, only that would be death.-The Addams Family

Gomez: Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. [Morticia wakes up] Unhappy, darling?

Morticia: Oh, yes. Yes completely. [Gomez sits] Gomez... Sun. Il me perce comme un poingard.

Gomez: Oh, Tish. That's French.

Morticia: Oui.

Gomez: Cara mia. [kisses Morticia's hand] En garde, Monsieur Soleil!

Morticia: Gomez...

Gomez: Querida?

Morticia: Last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.-The Addams Family

Morticia: And our credo: "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc." We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.-The Addams Family

Mufasa: Don't turn your back on me, Scar!

Scar: Oh, no, Mufasa. Perhaps *you* shouldn't turn your back on *me*.

Mufasa: [roars, runs to stand before him] Is that a challenge?

Scar: Temper, temper. I wouldn't *dream* of challenging you.

Zazu: Pity! Why not?

Scar: Well, as far as brains go, I got the lion's share. But, when it comes to brute strength... I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool.The Lion King

Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it. But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around. And PLEASE don't try to shove it down children's throats.Anonymous

If you love something, set it free; if it comes backs it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was.Bach

No man is sane who does no know how to be insaRichardne on proper occasions.Henry Ward Beecher

We must learn and then teach our children that niceness does not equal goodness. Niceness is a decision, a strategy of social interaction; it is not a character trait. People seeking to control others almost always present the image of a nice person in the beginning.Gavin De Becker

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.Samuel Butler

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world—not even our troubles.Charles Chaplin.

Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.G.K. Chesterton

Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.Cyril Connolly

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.Joan Crawford

My prayer for women of the twenty-first century: harden your hearts and learn to kill.Andrea Dworkin

The three great essentials to achieve anything worth while are: Hard work, Stick-to-itiveness, and Common sense.Thomas A. Edison

Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself.James Anthony Froude

Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever.Gandhi

Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.Josephine Hart

We can only learn so much and live.Thomas Harris

Never explain--your friends do not need it and you enemies will not believe you anyway.Elbert Hubbard

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once. Am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up like a flying rat?The Joker

The healthy man does not torture others. Generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.Carl Jung

Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.Helen Keller

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.Helen keller

If you live among wolves you have to act like a wolf.Nikita Khrushchev

You wanna know the secret of pain? If you just stop feeling it, you can start using it.Freddy Krueger

Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. C.S. Lewis

The true man wants two things – danger and play. Therefore he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.F riedrich Nietzsche

The best weapon against an enemy is another enemy. Friedrich Nietzsche

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever. The goal is to create something that will. Chuck Palahniuk

Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. Blaise Pascal

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. Edgar Allen Poe

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Hunter S. Thompson

If you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.Christopher Titus

Courage is the resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence fear.Mark Twain

Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it. Mark Twain

I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.Mark Twain

If you have ever read a book in less than a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Glee, copy this onto your profile.

If you think saying or texting IKR! is really stupid but you do it anyway, copy this onto your profile.

If you do not enjoy Pre-Algebra and/or Algebra, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Betty White is the most messed up old lady ever, but you thinks she is AWESOME, copy this onto your profile.

It is said that God loves all of us equally. Doesn't that include everyone? It really doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or lean both ways! Hell, some of you people are complaining about the Jews being massacared. IT'S THE SAME THING! DESCRIMINATION! I mean, we're all people, and all of us have the right to love and be loved! I'll leave you with this. If God is perfect, why would he hate something he created? Why would he create something he hates? Did he create something solely for the purpose of hating it? Hate is a negative emotion, God is positively perfect. You can't believe both; So, is he imperfect and hates gays? Whoever agrees with me, PLEASE Copy and Paste!!

If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you will happily spend one love one lifetime with the Phantom now that Christine's chosen the First Fop of France, copy this into your profile on your way to Erik's lair. I just need directions to it and I'm there!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm sorry what?"

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with musical theater that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! "Down once more to the dungeon of my..."

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

A Famous Fanfic Authoress once said: Ninety-eight percent of the people think that Christine should have stayed with the Phantom... and the other two percent who are for Raoul are just plain stupid. Truer words have never been spoken

"I just think the funny response would be that I think there needs to be a Bride of Freddy. I think Freddy needs a woman in his life."- Robert Englund (who I will marry in my next life.)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile

If your best friend's pencils suck, copy and paste this into your profile.

People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste this if you wish you could LaPUSH Jacob of the cliff!!

Copy and paste if you hate Jacob Black.

Copy and paste this if you believe in love at first sight.

Copy and paste if you think Jacob probably has flees.

I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead."

"Every time I hear that dirty word 'exercise' I wash out my mouth with chocolate."

"Best friends,

You fight. I fight.

You hurt. I hurt.

You cry. I cry.

You jump off a bridge; I'll get a paddle boat to save your retarded ass."

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and then just sit back and smile as the whole world sits there and wonders how you did it."

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher."

95% of all teens would panic if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!" A/N: I'd take binoculars. And a camera. A video camera

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming at the top of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: Once I got the urge to climb on top of my desk at school and do a somersault. Or a handstand. Or a cartwheel. I seriously thought about it, talking to my self in my head. I kept thinking: "What are they gonna do to me? Send me to the principal for doing gymnastics? Call my parents and say: 'Your daughter is currently dancing around on her desk in the middle of math class'? Seriously?" It was very hard to stop myself. I barely managed to.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D A/N:) ;) :D :O :/ :3 :P :l :I :t XD

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit! A/N: I have never owned a fur, skin, or anything anything, and never plan to. I prefer fake fur.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...

When I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If you think Pinhead, Freddy and Chucky ROCK - copy and paste this on your profile.

If you so want for a Chucky vs Pinhead vs Freddy film to be made - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Pinhead is the sexiest man alive - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you see Doug Bradley as Pinhead when reading Hellraiser fanfics on here - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Dance Moms Copy & Paste

If you love The Walking Dead Copy and paste this to your profile

If you take inspiration from films/music/tv shows for your stories - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the idea of a Hellraiser remake/ or new HR sequel without Doug Bradley as Pinhead sucks - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like to entertain people with your story telling - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you live and breathe reading and writing - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are very secretive about your fics with your family and don't want them to read them cos you 'get embarrassed' but have no worries about the rest of the world seeing them - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever despaired when you cannot write a new chapter/story - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you suffer from writer's block and loss of creativity frequently - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you thought you could juggle more than one fic at any time, but find to your frustration you cannot - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been in the middle of writing a new story/chapter and you get bored and say 'oh to hell with this!' and go off to do something else - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a very bad tendency to start a story, but never finish it because another idea POPS up randomly in your head- Copy&Paste!

If you think you're no good at writing and put yourself down, despite people telling you to the contrary - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think flamers are wrong - copy and paste this onto your profile.

On the flip side, if you very much like constructive and friendly criticism - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile

If you are REFUSING to believe that Heath Ledger is you-know-what, put this in your profile

If you think Heath Ledger made The Joker too HOT for words put this in your profile.

3 nails 1 cross = 4givin

:10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.

2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.

3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.

4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.

5. Try To Sell Your Money.

6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.

7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.

8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.

9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.

10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

Joker: "To them, you're just a freak, like me!" I'm a freak too how'd you know :O

Joker: "Ooohhh. You want to play. Come on!" Yes joker, I do want to play with you ;)

Joker: "I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No.You... you... complete me." I like the sound of that... yes you figured it, I'm creepily obsessed with the joker...

I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die.

S(he) Be(lie)ve(d)

There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life.

And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.

Some times I wish I could be like the white crayon in the box. That way, no one would ever use me.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

If you have ever fallen so deeply in love with someone who doesn't exist that people now go out of their way to avoid you, copy and paste

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't kick your ass so hard you cry!

If you think a girl can't hit than come on over here and let me show you!

Father:"You’re in big trouble Miss!"
Child: "I didn’t do anything!"
Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"
Child: "It was an accident!"
Father:"In the Face...?"
Child: "My foot slipped..."
Father: "Five times?!"
Child: ...

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I do what cheerios tell me.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Wikipedia's definition of a 'Phantom Phan'

"A cult following has evolved around the story, with members calling themselves Phantom Phans. The most obsessive are those enthralled with Erik, but members can be fans of any of the characters. The most common way to spot one of these people is the way they manage to relate their everyday behavior to the story in some way, comparing their current life situation to some aspect of the story, or weaving their favorite character into the topic. Phans have been known to attend film showings in full costume -- though they hardly need that reason to don their capes and masks in public. And they often stop in their tracks at sight of masks, elaborate chandeliers, a new cover to the book, or even pipe organs. They may sing along if a Phantom-related song comes on over the speakers in a store or elevator. At least one Phan became so infatuated with the story that she legally changed her name to Christine Daaé. One website held a year-long competition as to who was the "Official Phantom Phan". The winner has kept that title as of 2006. Websites contain long lists of favored traits of the Phans themselves, Psychological/Medical breakdowns of the characters, comparisons of the book, play, and films, and news about the actors, along with copious fan fiction ("phan-phictions") Some "phictions" are alternate versions of the same story, and some simply use the setting and characters from The Phantom of the Opera as a launching station for their own story lines. Online Phantom forums have also blossomed over the internet connecting generations of "Phans." The growing number of Phans of The Phantom suggests that these are people who already were inclined to devote themselves to the arts, and many express great interest in other works focusing Gothic romanticism, the forgotten genius, or the damsel in macabre distress."

You Say, I Say

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You say High School Musical
I say Phantom of the Opera
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Emmy Rossum
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Butler
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different..
And That You All Are
ALL THE SAME

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous!

:Taker's Poem:

So close, Yet so far away

In my dreams, he's my protector

In my heart, he's my love

In my eyes, he's my savior

In my arms, he's my angel

My lover

My soul

My life

My Everything

In reality, he's beyond my reach

A Freddy Krueger

Help me, save me,

Can anybody hear me?

Wake me up, get me out,

Don't you hear me scream and shout?

He's trapped me here, he wants me dead,

He wants the floor to turn blood red.

I can not run, I can not hide,

With his 12 inch razors in my side.

See the girls, hear them sing,

A deadly song by a monstrous thing.

Don't close your eyes cuz if you do,

One, two, Freddy's comin' for you.

Don't fall asleep, don't dare to dream,

He will only make you scream.

Pray to God, for He can try,

To stop this madness, for you don't want to die

Screeching sounds behind you still,

Sends your skin into a chill.

A cackling laughter echos through Hell

He plays this game far too well.

Just give up, do not fight,

Freddy Krueger will win tonight

If you think you will survive a horror movie because you know all the rules, copy this into your profile.

If you you think real vampires don't glitter add this to your profile

If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile

Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren’t as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they’re amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who’s
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
all girls copy and
paste this to your page

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If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

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«''•Jack•''»

S.C.H.O.O.L=Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life

C.L.A.S.S=Come Late And Start Sleeping

F.I.N.A.L.S=Fuck I Never Actually Learned This Shit

Here's to the kids who were never okay, who brought their bullets in return for your love. To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them. To the kids who lost their fear of falling, who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision. Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely. The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others. Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework. Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses, here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes. Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them. Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys. Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade. Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone. To the kids who could've been a better son. Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell. Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze. To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink. Here's to the kids with poison and pills. To the kids who Fire At Will. Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory. To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW. Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan. Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans. Your dedication is what makes the world go round. We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge. We are lacking the romance. We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell, Then hung 'em high. We've marched down Cemetery Drive & we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade. No one loves us, so we don't love you, and these are our Famous Last Words.

If you think that Jack Sparrow is the BEST pirate out there! COPY THIS!

If you think that Jack Skellington is the BEST Pumpkin King EVER...copy and paste!

If you respect and honor the dragons, copy this.

If you are a RABID fan of Jack Skellington, copy this.

If you are obsessed with Nightmare Before Christmas, copy and paste.

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!).

Once a pirate, always a pirate! Copy and paste if you are a pirate!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If every time you hear the word "rum", you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

If every time you hear the word "pumpkin", you automatically think of Jack Skellington, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are completely and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile. PICKLES! :D

If you get strange, out-of-the-blue feelings that a movie/video game character is watching you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the movie/video game characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile. And the names of the victims are (In order): Jack Sparrow, Sao Feng, James Norrington, and Will Turner.

If you had those occasional shivers (good ones) every time you think of Oogie Boogie, copy and paste onto your profile.

If you wish that Nightmare Before Christmas was a true story, copy and paste.

If you ever fantasized about Kane Hodder "choking' you, copy and paste.

I love him,
oh yes
I
do
He's for
me
and not for
you
so if by chance
you
take
my place
I'll take
my
fist and smash
your
face

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

If you have ever taken a blade to that beautiful body of yours, skipped a meal at least once on purpose, cried youself to sleep because you weren't "good enough", Thought of/attempted to take your own life, repost this. Lets see how many of us there are.

Single Taken Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist.

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Cinderella walked on broken glass.

Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.

Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.

Jasmine married a common thief.

Ariel walked on land for love and life.

Snow White barely escaped a knife.

It was all about blood, sweat and tears,

Because love means facing your biggest fears.

HEATH LEDGER
It takes 1 second to love his looks
It takes 1 hour to love his personality
It takes 1 day to fall in love with him
It takes 1 lifetime to forget him

I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

I suffer from OBHLJCD = Obessive Heath Ledger Joker Compulsive Disorder and no doctor can prescribe a remedy. If u think u have this disorder please put it into your profile

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Ultimate-Apples (Australia),Immortal-Puppet-Otaku (USA), teiaramogami (USA), Unquestionably Unhinged (Canada), BlackSamhainCat (USA)

I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference.

Don't get mad;Get sadistic.

My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!

Roses are red, violets are blue,
St. Valentine was beheaded, and you should be too.

Anybody can fight a killer. To love him and not fight him takes a special kind of person.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once. Am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up like a flying rat?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short, so party we must!

Chaos, panic and disorder... Well, my work here is done.

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

I'm crazy enough to kill,but that's not your problem. The problem is that I'm also smart enough to get away with it.

Haller's Demon Version Of Miss Mary Mack

Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack

All Dressed in Black Black Black

She has a Knife Knife Knife

Stuck in her Back Back Back

She can not Scream Scream Scream

She can not Cry Cry Cry

That's why she Begs Begs Begs

She begs to Die Die Die

Copy and paste this your profile if you are a Fred Head ( Freddy K. Fan Girl)

Copy this to your profile if you love Michael Myers

Copy and paste this to your profile if you love Pyramid Head

Copy and paste to this to your profile if you wished that you lived with all Horror Slashers

Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, that anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy.

Reeses Pieces, Coco Puff, mess with me; I’ll fuck you up.

Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks

Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love

Taylor Swift taught me not every guy/girl is going to treat me right

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me

Lady Gaga taught me Its okay to be different

Copy and Paste this to your profile if you love Severus Tobias Snape!

I will love The Bravest Man I Ever Knew...Always.

LITTLE KNOWN HARRY POTTER FACT: APPARITION IS POSSIBLE AT HOGWARTS

Witches and wizards cannot Apparate or Disapparate in Hogwarts grounds, except when the Headmaster lifts the enchantment, though he or she is able to lift the restriction in certain areas only, so as to make the school less vulnerable when it serves the headmaster to allow Apparition. (GF Ch.28) Taken from Hogwarts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Copy and paste if you hate Ron/Hermione fanfics

Copy and paste if you ever tried to use the spells in the Harry Potter movies and or books *Looks around sheepishly*

If you ever wished that one day, while curled on your bed in you room, that an owl would magically appear with a letter attatched to its leg informing you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts.

If you ever howled like a crazed she-wolf pretending to get on Remus' nerves in the middle of class so you can a 'punishment' after, then copy and paste this to your profile.

When we are writing, or painting, or composing, we are, during the time of creativity, freed from normal restrictions, and are opened to a wider world, where colors are brighter, sounds clearer, and people more wondrously complex than we normally realize. - Madeleine L'Engle

Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven on by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand. -George Orwell

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Stop the Pairing Wars! By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile.

Animagus: I took multiple quizes and they all said I was a werewolf like Remus. I love this becuase I always had a fasination with wolves and I think that Remus is a total nerd hottie!

Patronus: Your patronus takes the form of a Rabbit. A rabbit is known for being somewhat
shy. Similarly, you tend to be quiet around others, especially new people.
However, you are very bright and alert. You are good at reading people and know
who to trust. You are also nurturing and kind. You may have trouble conjuring
your patronus because your mind tends to race in the heat of a battle.

House: Gryffindor! Woop Woop!

Gryffindor 13

Ravenclaw 11

Slytherin 10

Hufflepuff 9


I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

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We're Gonna Get You, We're Gonna Get You, Not Another Peep, Time To Go To Sleep Evil Dead

Keep Calm and Trust Snape

Keep Calm and Hide Behind Daryl Dixon :)

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"I'm Freddy the 8th I am,

Freddy the 8th I am, I am,

I got married to the whore next door,

She's been fucked 7 times before,

And every one was a Freddy (Freddy),

She wouldn't have a Glen or a Neil (no Neil)

I'm her 8th old man I Freddy,

Freddy the 8th I am."

No matter how fast you run, Michael Myers can walk faster.

Goodnight, Sleep Tight, Hope you make it through the night

R.I.P. Richard J. Brooker: Jason actor from Part 3. Passed away unexpectedly on April 8th, at the age of 58.

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave'm in the middle)

"Willow"

Down by the water, under the willow
Sits a lone ranger, minding the willow
He and his wife, once lived happily
Planted a seed, that grew through the reeds
Summers and winters, through snowy Decembers
Sat by the water close to the embers
Missing out the lives that they once had before

I wouldn't leave you
I would hold you
When the last day comes
What if you need me?
Won't you hold me?
On the last day, our last day

Mr. & Mrs., dreamed of a willow
Carving their names, into their willow
If he had spoken, love would return
spoken inside, too soft to be heard
Summers and winters, through snowy Decembers
Sat by the water, remembering embers
Missing out the lives that they once had before

I wouldn't leave you
I would hold you
When the last day comes
What if you need me?
Won't you hold me?
On the last day, our last day

Ahhhh, Ahhhhh

Somewhere the timing will all come together
The mishaps will turn into sunny Decembers
The lovers – will be able - to find their willow
I wouldn't leave you

I would hold you
When the last day comes
What if you need me?
Won't you hold me?
On the last day, our last day

I wouldn't leave you
I would hold you
When the last day comes
What if you need me?
Won't you hold me?
On the last day, our last day

“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita. Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.”-Humbert Humbert Lolita

Impossible girl. A mystery wrapped in an enigma squeezed into a skirt that's just a little bit too tight The Eleventh Doctor

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How I Fell in Love with Hermione Granger by projectrunwayluver reviews
A Marriage Law with a new twist. What if Voldemort had never created Horcruxes and died when he tried to kill Harry? What if over the years the Potions Master promised to look over Harry and his friends to keep them safe? What if Hermione dug her way into his heart before a Marriage Law came into place during the trio's seventh year? AU. No Lemons. Story idea by Amber-Marie Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 148 - Words: 156,554 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 2h - Published: 7/16/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Three Times Her Little Throat Around by Little Claws reviews
When Hermione leaves Hogwarts with record-breaking N.E.W.T. grades, she is inundated with job offers. Surprisingly, she accepts a tutorship at Malfoy Manor. But as whispers of the Dark Lord begin to emerge, can Hermione escape the sinister, erotic web the Malfoys weave around her? AU. Warnings for sex and kink.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,722 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 23h - Published: 12/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Obsession by TheOneWithTooManyInterests reviews
:ON HIATUS: Young Diana O'Connell never considered herself good enough for anything, or anyone. But when this young girl goes to Gotham University, and meets one of her teachers, Jonathan Crane, what happens then? And what if she becomes the subject of all his fantasies? Will he help her back into the light, and allow her to be free, or will he cage her like a trapped, little bird?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 105,305 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 5/20/2013 - J. Crane, OC
A Nightmare On Elm Street: The Next Kill by kittyk87 reviews
It's been almost two decades since Maggie Burroughs/Kathryn Krueger defeated Freddy. Now, after seventeen years, he is back and has his sights set on Maggie's seventeen year old daughter, Kit.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Freddy K., Maggie B./Katherine Krueger
Tourniquet by Freya Ishtar reviews
Having lost their loved ones, Hermione & Lucius see the merit of using each other—her to staunch her suffering, him to feel anything, at all. When Draco turns up after nearly two months thought dead, she seeks to help him remember lost time & the emotionless arrangement with Lucius becomes more complicated than anticipated. (Lumione/Dramione)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,411 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M.
Building a Mystery by StBridgit reviews
Avoidance of death provides a powerful impetus for Lord Voldemort to use more than one method to stay alive. If the Horcruxes were not his final play, what would happen? Would it be worth the price he will pay? Hermione finds herself out of place and out of time. What will she do when there is nowhere to run? A Tomione pairing that morphs into LV/Hermione. Reviews welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 256,703 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Relative Merits of a Malfoy by LionLace reviews
Hermione oversleeps after a long night of studying, and forgets that the new potions master arrives today. Likely a short, rather plot-less, lemon-fest. M for later chapters. Rated M for good reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/14/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Ginny W.
Scare me by PurpleStrawberry14 reviews
MichaelXOC, Lemons & violence invovled lol, read and reviewXD! Michael so sessy! I had to right this, lemme know what you think!
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,738 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Michael M.
Hallow Notes by Punjabchild reviews
Christine Daae, finds herself working in the costume department at the Paris Opera. A lifelong dream of being surrounded by beauty and music soon turns into a nightmare as Christine is caught up in a deadly game of intrigue and murder.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, OC - Complete
The Porcelain Doll by LaNellyxD reviews
Nina Rose is a 20 year old girl who dreams of becoming an Opera singer like her grandmother before her but what happens when she gets kidnapped and ends up in Silent Hill and whats keeping her there is because shes a pawn of a little game between Alessa and Pyramid Head. a mash up of silent hill games and movie, and an appearance by another favorite Silent Hill Monster Valtiel
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Pyramid Head, Valtiel
Torn by Chanel101 reviews
John Cena is the town's greatest rapper or so his niece thinks. When Mark Calaway has her kidnapped, Kat must face the truth about her uncle John and what business he's really into. She also learns about a new side to the evil leader that leaves her both confused and dangerously attracted to him. Read to find out more )
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,368 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - John Cena, The Undertaker, Kurt Angle - Complete
Adopted by the Malfoys by mksfroogle reviews
fem!harry Abused Marie is adopted by the Malfoys' and taken to Malfoy manor where Lord Voldemort is also staying. What will happen when LV finds out Marie Potter is now a Malfoy and that Lucius had betrayed him? LV and fem!harry pairing later. J.K.R. owns harry potter, not me, but I have Marie Rosalina Potter, my gender bent version of Harry. NO FLAMES please! On short Hiatus:)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Fred W.
Teacher's Pet by magicfingerrs reviews
Erik is a middle aged professor bored with his marriage. Christine is his childish, sex-obsessed student looking for some extra-credit. A mess involving everyone around them ensues. Minor, AU, Modern day, Explicit sex
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,873 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Erik, Christine, OC - Complete
Lover Reincarnate by Jalice223 reviews
Bella's older sister never knew that studying abroad would lead her to finding her true love. A lonely Volturi leader never knew that a witch's soul could also hold his dead lovers soul. See where their love story leads and how both sisters reacts to each others lives. After Breaking Dawn B/E M/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Bella, Marcus, OC
Crazy Kind of Love by Mutinous Pirate reviews
HIATUS.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,053 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Joker, OC
What is She? by Nightmare Goddess16 reviews
What will happen when Freddy, Jason,Michael and Pinhead find themselves in the real world in Freddy's old house now owned by a girl that hides her past, What she is , and the two jobs she loves and does so wellat What will happen if the guys find out her little secrets? My first fanfic please no flames.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Freddy K., Jason V.
Eyes of Maroon, Just Like you by Nyx Crepsley reviews
Luna Morgan is a young girl who is all alone now in the world and no one knows why or how. All they can seem to see are those horrible maroon eyes of hers. No one can get her to speak, her only way to communicate is through the music on her iPod and portable speaker. That is until she meets a man, who shares her strange Maroon eyes...
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,460 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - H. Lecter
Return to The Deadly Estate by Chanel101 reviews
This the sequel to Escape From the Deadly Estate. It's been a year since Randy saved Leah from the Wrath of the Undertaker. Has Leah gotten over everything she went through? Will she allow Randy to have her heart? Most importantly, is The Undertaker still lurking about?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,418 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Randy Orton, The Undertaker - Complete
Paradigm by ButterflyBird reviews
Erik finds young Christine in the middle of a blizzard. Unable to turn his back from her he makes the choice to take her with him, but as the child begins to charm Erik, he must question whether he can keep her, and if he does, how does he survive living with her - without taking her away from the world she knows.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 184,749 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Muggle Life by gloryandfame reviews
No one knows what Hermione does when she's at home...someones about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,631 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
To Listen by letyoursoul reviews
"Stay," came the ghost's voice—slow, delicate, like the alto tone of an oboe, dying sweetly at the end of a gorgeous phrase.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Family Reunion by Chanel101 reviews
Carmen Renee Haystings is a rowdy, smart mouthed soon to be 18 year old girl. Her and her mother head down to Las Vegas for a family reunion she will never forget. What will happen when she realizes that her aunt Maria is married to the grumpy Mark Calaway? Will their attitudes collide and cause chaos or will other feelings get involved? Read and Review please!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,414 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - The Undertaker - Complete
Proper Relationship Etiquette by Anna Scathach reviews
As Severus drew Hermione in for a heated kiss, it didn't matter any longer that they were as good as wed already and that his married best friend was touching her arse in an entirely unplatonic fashion. All that mattered was the heat, the looks, the sounds and the feelings. Lucius/Severus/Hermione. Written for 2012 Hermione Smut at LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lucius' Mistress by Ebony Dark'ness Dementia R-Way reviews
Lucius returns home from Azkaban, but he is a different person. Once a man, he is now a monster. Marriage means nothing, and Narcissa is no more than an annoyance. Who will he turn to in his dark hour of need?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Lucius M.
New Tradition by Madman Marz reviews
It's that time of the year again: Halloween. A college girl returns home after another day of school to find Michael waiting for her. What could he possibly want? The usual murder? Or something else? This is intended to be porn. Very twisted porn.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Michael M., OC - Complete
His Student by tpcf2011 reviews
There are so many types of love. He can recall feeling every one for her. Mildly dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,804 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A chance encounter by scorpion22 reviews
Hermione and Remus happen to run into each other. What will happen when she lets him stay at her house. Please review and let me know what you think
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Sparking A Fuse by ThornedHuntress reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is getting into trouble at Hogwarts, a fact that concerns his professor enough to call in his father. But what happens when it isn't Draco Malfoy who shows up in Professor Granger's office? One-shot, not appropriate for those under-age.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Lovely Trick by ThornedHuntress reviews
Hermione Granger attends her company Christmas party against her will and still manages to find herself in a spot of trouble. One-shot. This is rated M for a reason, it isn't one for the kiddies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Dream a Little Dream of Me by Berry's Ambitions reviews
[One-shot, AU] It would have been so much easier just to kill her. [Freddy/Gibb]
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2012 - [Freddy K., Gibb] - Complete
Partner In Crime! by MySweet'SweetHunny reviews
Jamie Morales killed her Mom's Huband, Sister, and Cousin at the age of 14, and is ended up in the same sanctuary as none other then the infamous Michael Myers! What will become of the two? Will she help aid Michael in his mission to murder his family members, or drive him over the edge with her Bi-Polarness? You'll just have to read to find out! Rated T for language and violence.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Michael M.
Death In Your Arms by Hidden-in-the-Shades reviews
"Death...in your arms...is like Heaven, compared to the loneliness of life without your embrace..."
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
Escape From The Deadly Estate by Chanel101 reviews
Aria, Carmen, and our main character Leah, are three best friends who have left college for a Spring Break trip. Things seem to go pretty well until they are all kidnapped from Leah's beach house and wake up in The Deadly Estate. The 3 girls find themselves trapped in a twisted game that leads to a deep secret being uncovered.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,006 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - The Undertaker - Complete
The Devil's Masquerade by Hidden-in-the-Shades reviews
"An angel praying to an angel; how ironic" He said in a dry tone, a smirk beginning to play across his lips...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Erik, Meg Giry
Just a Little Song for an Angel by Hidden-in-the-Shades reviews
He marveled at her performance, thinking to himself...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
No More a Savage Life: Chapter One by lovinghannibal reviews
Immediately follows the events of the movie Hannibal. Clarice is accused of having a relationship with Hannibal and aiding his escape. Haunted by the events of their last meeting, both must come to terms with their feelings. He is certain, but will she see through the bars of his plight and ache for him? Rated M for graphic descriptions & sexual situations.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,422 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
One Night, Every Night by Wholocked.613 reviews
Hermione's can't believe she's fallen for the least attainable man at Hogwarts... Her professor. When her emotions get the better of her, things start to head in a startling direction. Starts sweet and sensitive, gets dirty; one-shot, smut, RL/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Bittersweet Temptations by dreamiestnightmare13 reviews
27 years ago, two sisters were torn apart by a tragedy. 12 years ago, an FBI trainee met a psychopathic serial killer who fell in love with her. Now, 2 years after being reinstated to the FBI, Clarice Starling's life is finally perfect. Suddenly, an enemy from the past emerges, set on vengeance. Wills are tested and dark secrets are surfaced as Clarice races to stop the killer.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - H. Lecter, C. Starling
Hide and Seek by GhostAuthor reviews
He had to be joking. She read the letter slowly a second time. He was serious. She was here fighting for her job, and he sent her a letter challenging her to a global version of hide and seek. Sequel to Stress Relief and Quiet Nights.*Takes place right after the shoot out at the fish market in the book.*
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
I Will Still Love You by ThePurpleness reviews
Skyler has known Freddy ever since she could remember. Now a teenager, Skyler starts developing feelings for her longtime friend who has looked after her since her mother's death. Does Freddy have some feelings of his own? Before NOES
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,250 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Freddy K. - Complete
Jay's Reprimand by RulerOfTravels reviews
MARBLE HORNETS - Tim warned Jay never to return to Rosswood Park. - Masky/Jay slash, details inside.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2012 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Much Better Than Doing Lines by blissedoutvixen reviews
Hermione gets detention with a certain Professor. Of age, 7th year Hermione. BDSM. Shameless smut, but with dashes of romance and sweetness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,190 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
When we all fall by Krait reviews
1Sentence challenge - They're always going under and, when they rise, they barely make it out alive. Michael/Laurie
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Laurie S., Michael M. - Complete
Unexpected Surprises by LadyStiff reviews
PWP When Remus finds two someone's occupying his bed, what should he do? HG/RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Meddling Minerva's Mistletoe by smutsisters44 reviews
Just a one shot about Remus and Hermione and the mistletoe that brings them together. XD HGXRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
She Never Cried In Front Of Me by astarte-lydianna reviews
Hermione/Snape, based on a song by Toby Keith, Hermione gradually realises she's falling for Snape, with the help of some enchanted mistletoe he realises he loves her but he's a little late.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Against the Wall with Remus Lupin by Laurielove reviews
Hermione, Remus, a wall and ... the rest. Content for older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
I Love You More Than You Will Ever Know by Faggot4lyfe reviews
One-shot. Michael-x-Jamie. H6 doesn't exist. Michael didn't want to kill Jamie. No, quite the opposite. 7 years after H5. Michael thinks about how he feels about his niece. FLUFF. AU, fo' real . ;D T for incest
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Complete
The wolf with the red roses by beaabop reviews
Inspired by one of my favorite songs. Remus hears an old muggle song playing on the radio and finds Hermione in a time of need. Beta'd by my favorite author Aurette. Xx R&R Not mine blah blah blah... You know the drill. Xx
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
The One by WannabeWolfe reviews
Hermione rushes to the DADA classroom without knowing why. What will she find once she gets there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Dangerous Kind by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
Set during movie 3. Freddy tries to possess Nancy, but she has too strong of will, while the two are stuck together the others Elm street children and doctor Gordon must find a way to save her, but what happens when they start to get along? Freddy/Nancy
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,779 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall by moonbird66 reviews
After falling asleep in the library, Hermione tries desperately to escape before getting detention. Along the way she runs into a familiar old mirror. And what her heart truly desires couldn't have scared her more. Remus/Hermione, 7th year, EDITED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,800 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Silent Hill's Outcast and Executioner by ValaiNoctem reviews
Tortured by her father from 5-11 Siren found herself raised in the Church until exiled at the age of 17, feared by the creatures in the mist and found by The Red Pyramid, is she in danger or at peace within the demon's personal Hell? from TeamPyramidHead
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,776 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Christabella, Pyramid Head - Complete
In Bed With Remus Lupin by GreenEyedBabe reviews
After Slughorn's party, Remus wakes up hungover and stark naked. Realizing that he's slept with Hermione, who is his best and only real friend these days, he runs and hides out of fear of her regretting their drunken night together. One-shot. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
My Encounter with Totheark by RulerOfTravels reviews
MARBLE HORNETS fanfic. semi-alternate-universe. could be the sequel to "My Encounter with The Slender Man". A creepy and twisted story. rated M or NC-17, details inside. Jay/Totheark.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2010 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Wishful Thinking by phoenixflameangel reviews
Laiss falls in love for the very first time in her life. Unfortunately he's a fictional character. Or is he? THIS STORY IS RATED MA FOR FUTURE VERY ADULT CONTENT! Sorry the summary sucks I'm no good at summaries!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,486 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Joker
A Holiday Visit by Liasis reviews
Hermione decides to cut her holiday vacation short and visit her favorite Professor. Sweet love story. Rated M for romantic sexual content. Both characters are adults. SSHG. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How to Enjoy a Dull Meeting by linlawless reviews
Severus grows bored during the weekly Order meeting, and finds a way to entertain himself and Hermione. A fluffy, AU 1-shot, set 2 years post-war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Unforgettable Gift by phantommusician reviews
Hermione has a very special gift for a certain Hogwarts man, but is he willing to except it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Cabin by Cormak3032 reviews
Two people arrive at the same cabin in the mountains. Stuck there during a winter storm, they realize they mean something to the other. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Abduction by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape tries to save Hermione from herself by abducting her and giving her the "Treatment." Mature readers only. Adult Content/Graphic Descriptions
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Disarranged Marriage by Hermisia Draco reviews
What happens when the smartest witch in her year has to marry the most hated professor? Will they ever grow to love each other? And what will happen when a new person enters the potions master's life? Better summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,109 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Surprise, Professor by laffytaffy reviews
Really OoC. Don’t take it seriously./ Snape enters his office to find a very odd Hermione. Almost as if she was Confunded. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lessons Learned by Lyonene reviews
Jeff Hardy's twin sister comes on the road with him and his brother. She's fun loving, a total goof ball and yet manages to attract the dark and brooding Undertaker's attention. Featuring the Hardy Bros, Melina, John Cena and of course 'Taker!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,360 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - The Undertaker, Jeff Hardy - Complete
Let It Be Forever by Song Angel reviews
Hermione's life begins to fall apart right before her eyes. When she feels that she can't take anymore, hope comes from an unexpected source.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,959 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Love of a Lifetime by hbkcenaortonaddict reviews
Dwayne Johnson The Rock realizes the love of his lifetime has been in front of him the entire time.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2008 - The Rock - Complete
His Intentions by Lupinswolfie reviews
You've read the stories, you've seen the signs--but you don't know me. My name is Moony and I am the wolf. ONESHOT COMPLETE MOONY SERIES
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Darkest Desires by Lupinswolfie reviews
Moony growled suddenly. 'This is my only warning, mate. I will have you, whether the human likes it or not. You will give in to me because we are destined to be together and you’ll find you can’t deny me.' COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,087 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Restricted Section by Soline reviews
ONE-SHOT. Hermione stumbles upon a Dark Arts book on seduction that pulls her in and doesn't release her. Snape catches her in the night and helps her out. Warning: Explicit! -EDITED-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bound By Blood by Lupinswolfie reviews
By saving his life, she becomes hiswill he choose to keep her, or walk away a free man once and for all? One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dead Man's Calling by ShadowVixen reviews
JBL's daughter has joined him on Smackdown. She slowly falls for one of his greatest enemies. How will it turn out? Who does she fall for? OC?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,408 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 5/22/2005 - The Undertaker - Complete
The List by Lucenda reviews
Most people have a list of things that they want to do before they die. Hermione Granger is one of those people. What does Lucius Malfoy have to do with it? One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Devil's Contract by purplekathryn reviews
What happens when Hermione runs into a sleepwalking Lucius Malfoy? One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Taming Your Will by Scarlet Emma reviews
She was untainted. Wildcat would be mine and only mine. I will enjoy the hunt. HG LM for now!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,037 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
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The Shape In The Night Shade Shadows
A sweet little poem about you and Michael...sort of.
Halloween - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Michael M., OC - Complete
Never Letting You Go reviews
Amy has been lied to and abused by her step dad. Her and her mother move away to Haddonfeild to forget the past. She wants nothing to do with any men or boy, thinking she can't ever trust them again, but what happens when she is targeted by Haddonfield's most wanted? Will she end up dead? If not, what does he want from her? Will Amy be able to trust this ruthless killer?
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,268 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Michael M.
Pyramid Head's Play Toy reviews
TWO-SHOT! James is caught by the one and only Pyramid Head. What will the sexy PH do to poor James?
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/28/2013 - James S., Pyramid Head
His Mate: Part I reviews
Jade gets a visit from Slenderman late one night. What does he want? Two-Shot!
Slender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/6/2013
Sharon's Pyramid Head reviews
Sharon wakes up and finds herself in strange place. She eventually crosses past with Pyramid Head. How will this turn out? Full Summary Inside!
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Pyramid Head, Sharon D. - Complete
Taker's Poem reviews
Just something I cooked up over night. First poem so be nice!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2012 - The Undertaker