Author has written 1 story for Inheritance Cycle.
Age: I am old enough for correct spelling and capitalization. But, yes I am still in school and I'm older than sixteen.
Favorite book genres: Fantasy and Sciencefiction
Hair Color: Blonde transitioning to black
Eye Color: Blue/grey
Favorite Song: Another Love by Tom Odell, Demons by Imagine Dragons
Favorite Book Series: Percy Jackson, Inheritance Cycle
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite Ancient Civilization: Greece
Favorite animal: Cats
Languages: Dutch, English, a little Latin, very little Ancient Greek, some French and some German
The Percy Jackson Pledge
I promise to remember Percy
So that all may see my obsession
I'm normal. The voices in my head said so.
Everyone who passes through this door brings happiness. Some by entering, some by leaving
You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
I'm not random! I'm just--HEY LOOK! A SQUIRREL!!!
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.
What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile and when I get tired I put the mirror down!
Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know!
Dear math: I am not a therapist. So solve your own problems.
I wish I had Dora's parents… They let that girl go everywhere!
I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.
I'm not lazy… I'm just conserving energy!
Girls spend the first ten years of their lives playing with Barbies, and the next ten years trying to look like one.
Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless
People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish I was.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects. It's when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you
I ROCK! Guitar hero told me so
I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.
Flying is not inherently dangerous--crashing is
Behind every great man, is a woman rolling her eyes.
I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.
Three hundred sixty-four days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers. Yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
When you're in jail, a friend will visit you, a good friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun! Let's do it again!"
I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.
Being mature is overrated.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never gotten hit by a dictionary.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
They laugh because we're nerds . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruit.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger" And then it hits me.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Smile: it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Newscasters are the people who say, "Good Evening," then proceed to tell you why it's not.
Dear America, Since you have unleashed on us the horror that is Miley Cyrus, we have decided to retaliate. Its name is Justin Bieber, and no one will be spared. Sincerely, Canada.
We live in an age where the pizza guy gets to your house before the police do.
Ever noticed that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together?
Dear Guy-Sitting-Next-To-Me: Yeah, I see you copying me. But the joke's on you. I didn't study either.
It's always the last place you look... Of course it is! Why the Hades would I look after I already found it?!
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Try not to follow in my footsteps. You’re guaranteed to fall down the stairs, run into a wall, and get lost several times.
Teacher leaves room during a test. Elementary-*Silence* Middle-*Whispers* Can I have a piece of gum? High School-*Yells across room* What’s the answer to number one?!
· On Sears hairdryer:
· On a bag of Fritos:
· On a bar of Dial soap:
· On some Swann frozen dinners:
· On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
· On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
· On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
· On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
· On Nytol sleep aid:
· On a Korean kitchen knife:
· On a string of Christmas lights:
· On a food processor:
· On Sainsbury's peanuts:
· On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
· On a Swedish chainsaw:
· On a child's Superman costume:
· On a can of Manwich
My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian. "He waved his arms and trotted on his hooves as if the grass was hot"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. WHat is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. when did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This midday. I was coming back from school.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
Jeans and a T-shirt
10. Did you dream last night?
I never know what I dream so I can't say
11. When did you last laugh?
About an hour ago
12.What is on your wall?
A whiteboard and some posters (interesting, huh?)
13. Seen anything weird lately?
My sister doing a handstand with a bruised wrist
14. What do you think of this quiz
Kind of pointless
15. What was the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
17. Tell me something about you I don't know?
I've never been in love
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make people more accepting of eachother
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush?
What about him? What's the question?
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
The Stupid Test
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(x) You have run into a tree.
(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow
(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
(x) You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
( ) You have choked on your own spit.
( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(x) People have called you slow.
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire (New Year's Eve, I fired into the new year)
( ) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class
( ) If someone says “fart” you laugh.
( ) You just laughed.
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
( ) You have eaten a bug.
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (Hehe, sorry homework.)
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
(x) You break a lot of things.
( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
If you get 18 or more you're stupid.
30, guess I'm really stupid