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Joined 06-28-12, id: 4090589, Profile Updated: 06-25-13
Author has written 10 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Pokémon, and Team Fortress 2.

About me: I am staunchly loyal, firm, and unbending in my beliefs. I am a hard worker who takes a strong moral stance. I particularly believe in following directions and being organized. I am generally reserved and truly not arrogant in any manner.

Although relatively calm and mature, I can be quite laid-back and playful when I'm not under stress.

Nationality: American

Race: African-American

More about me: I have a love for World History, photography, and anime (and no I'm not one of those freaks who sees everything as anime =.= ). There are many things I like and many things I dislike but I won't go into detail because if I do this profile would be too long to read and you would get bored.

So I'll keep it brief.

Likes: Animals, Hetalia, het, yaoi, yuri, jazz, heavy metal, rock n roll, deviantart, pizza, candy, nachos, carrots, salads (with ranch dressing), world history, cameras, and ice cream.

Dislikes: Snobs, racists, liars, insane yaoi fangirls, people who bash you for liking a cracky pairing, Twilight (not my cup of tea folks. I like my vamps who can die in sunlight, get staked, hates holy water etc.), high school (I say that because college made me realize just how obnoxious high school was), people who are drama queens, very cheesey romance novels, War, animal cruelty, and senseless violence (if you want to fight someone please have a good reason to).

Wow...I said I'd keep it brief but it appears my dislike list has gone up XD

I will freely admit that I do love crack pairings (as you can see from the GermanyxUkraine avatar picture to your left) and characters that are seriously unloved. I love Hetalia but fear not my dear readers I'm not a weaboo fangirl and I don't eat teriyaki for the hell of it nor do I squeal KAWAII DESU like someone on meds.

You will be reading a lot of crack on my pro and most of it will be het, yaoi, and yuri so be prepared.

Here are a list of pairings I love that most hetalia fans consider crack:

1. SeychellesxRussia (Believe it or not Seychelles and Russia have strong ties that go way back even during the Soviet Union so don't freak out people...their legit and Seychelles seems to be the only one not deathly afraid of Ivan.)

2. FemCanadaxEngland (Who's up for some MapleTea?)

3. UkrainexGermany (Ukraine is more then just a crybaby with a bosom that can breast feed the entire planet. Besides,...she and Germany make a sweet couple.)

4. UkrainexTurkey ( comment.)

5. CanadaxRussia (Winter relations for the win.)

6. EnglandxRussia (Loneliness attracts the misunderstood. I think they make an interesting pair since they're both lonely souls who fell from their status as empires and are looking for a sense of peace in their lives.)

7. ChinaxSeychelles (They have good it people. Even if they didn't have awesome ties I would still ship them)

8. JapanxGermany (There's more to life then GerIta...and personality wise I think Kiku would make a good lover for Ludwig XD)

9. LichtensteinxNetherlands (o.O...He likes Loli...even though Lichtenstein is a lot older then she looks XD.)

10. S.ItalyxGermany (A relationship spurned by hatred and desire all rolled up in one.)

11. BelarusxJapan (We all know that Belarus will never give up her love for Russia but I have the right to imagine what it would be like between her and Japan if she wasn't as crazy as she is now.)

12. CanadaxEnglandxRussia (Yeah I like threesomes. Sue me)

13. SeychellesxGermany (...Tuna anyone?)

If you don't like the fact that I write stories with crack pairings then piss off and don't waste my time with flames and hate because I will not respond to it.

Now that I've made my introductions...just sit back, relax,...and enjoy the crack.

(I have a second profile in case this one is hacked into or deleted. If you wish to see it the web address is ))

The Sunflower and The Rose by Darbracken reviews
A collection of drabbles concerning the relationship of Ivan Braginski and Arthur Kirkland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2012 - England/Britain, Russia
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Morally Ambiguous reviews
Miss Pauling, you strike me as the sort of person who would have friends. Tell me…what do they do? MedicxMiss Pauling.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Medic, Miss Pauling - Complete
Grains of Sand and Snow reviews
I jumped the gun, so sure you'd split and run, ready for the worst before the damage was done. Twenty sentences. RussiaxSeychelles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Russia, Seychelles
Rivals are Forever
It was more then just rivalry that tied the two trainers together. Multi-chapter fic. Twenty-sentences.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,391 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Cheren, Hilda/Touko
Symphonies nocturnes reviews
In the shadows of the night their bodies twine together and their voices breaks through the walls between them. Nothing was going to stop them now. 20 sentences. GermanyxCanada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Germany, Canada - Complete
Between Roses and Sunflowers reviews
What's wrong with me? Why not understand and see I never saw what you saw in me. FemEngxRuss.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2012 - England/Britain, Russia - Complete
Of Sails and Sunflowers reviews
The two of them didn't believe in forever but they had all the time in the world to decided whether or not if forever meant something to them. RussiaxSeychelles
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Russia, Seychelles - Complete
Cynic and Pessimist reviews
An Italian who dislikes everything about that troublesome emotion called love finds himself entangled in the affections of his brother's boyfriend. 25 sentence set in three delicate chapters. Germano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano
Push reviews
Romano kept pushing and Ludwig just kept pulling him closer until neither of them could deny the strong, burning attraction between them. GermanyxS.Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Cost of Sanity reviews
After World War II Toris is in charge of taking care of a traumatized and depressed Natalie…who is slowly but surely dragging him down to her level.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Belarus, Lithuania - Complete
Second Best isn't so Bad reviews
Romano was the black sheep, the outcast, the loner, the evil twin who was cynical about love and it only gets worse when the guy he fell in love with marries his gentle twin brother…but things look up when he is comforted by an unexpected blonde German who's had his eye on him for a while.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano - Complete