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Heeey! Silver here! Here's a little bit about me:
Current favorite quote: "Aaron Burr."
"Who's Aaron Burr?"
"Aaron Burr... you know, the guy who shot John Wilkes Booth." - M*A*S*H*
"Power through procrastination;
Power through laziness;
Power through English" (my friend)
"This is a United Nations war. Why don't you go over to the French sector and ask if you can borrow a guillotine." -M*A*S*H*
"I didn't get a normal wreath this year. I bought a swag wreath."
"Swag." -(My mom and me)
"That's not a knife." -Crocodile Dundee
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason
Killed by association.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too
Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
You wanna know why women always win 99.9 percent of fights? It's because we are mental terrorists. We are BRAIN NINJA.
Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Relax, I'm just as sane as I look, which is not very sane at all.
I believe in a world where chickens can cross the road, WITHOUT having their motives questioned!
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with nerdy things that only she would like, who can express herself better with writing than talking, and knows the importance of the little things in life that most overlook! Copy and paste if you can relate!
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