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Joined 06-29-03, id: 409072
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Monty Python, Song Fics, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

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Annie, 16, UK. Brown hair, green/blue eyes. Short, demented. I love Snow Patrol, The Thrills, Kaiser Chiefs, Scissor Sisters and many many others. Apathy and writer's block almost permanent residents in my head. I appriciate constructive criticism, and flames will be used to tickle your toes. And if you're anything like me, you'll hate that.

The Obligatory Random Quotes That Make No Sense Whatsoever:

"When the gold-plated limousine starts to skid, you want to see it crash, don't you?"
"She's Russian; she doesn't have to make sense."
"They've done it. With style, wit... and great posture."
"Na na na na naa."
"What be-plagues you, my child?"
"Niii-kki!"
"Dead possum!"
"I came down at your (on the national express) request to touch... your... breast."
"And then I should make violent love to you behind a palm tree."

The Obligatory Motto For Life:

Don't let the doorknob hit you where the good lord split you.

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Canon Strikes Back by PirateBlacksmith reviews
When Mary Sues invade and the characters stay in character. Completed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
Hogwarts Reunion by Spaced Out Space Cadet reviews
Completed Hogwarts has a reunion that results in an unexpected marriage with unexpected results, Better that it sounds, I promise! HrDr eventually!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,361 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Glam Rock by LadyBush reviews
SLASH. Sirius likes wizard glam rock: glitter, glam and crazy music. Remus likes the quiet life: tea, Mozart and charms essays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Masquerade by nekohebi reviews
Rating is for language. This is strange. Be warned. Involves random marriage and international criminal organisations. And lots of randomness. Double figures, YAY! Chapter 10 is finally up! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Ginny W., Severus S.
The Sorceress Diaries: Book One by Silvver Phoenix reviews
(The Summer) Hermione begins a diary in 5th year & begins to pour into it her thoughts & feelings about the changes around her: in the wizarding world, at Hogwarts, in one best friend's temper & behaviour, & in the way she thinks and feels about the other
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,989 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Hermione G.
Beguiled by LadyBush reviews
Post OotP and Voldermort's defeat, this is a light hearted and very sweet Dumbledore/McGonagall fic. Dumbledore is spending his Christmas in a log cabin in Norway and invites McGonagall to join him. But will romance develop?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Frodo has a Sleepover! by chocoholic1 reviews
God, I promised myself I would never post this. But it is RANDOMALLY funny, particularily for someone who is VERY bad at writing humor fic! ENJOY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Green Eyes Through Time by nekohebi reviews
Ok, this is kinda weird. Lily and Ginny are linked mentally/spiritually. They talk through a diary, not unlike Tom Riddles. Takes place in Marauder time and Harry's 5th year. Plz R&R! Chap2 up!!! ^__^
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2002 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Ginny W., Lily Evans P.
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Bring Back The Pirates! reviews
You’re boring, Will! I’m sick of our picture perfect life, and it was much more exciting and fun when the pirates were here! Is it too much to ask? Seriously?" (Warning: OOC)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004
The Potter's Wheel Of Life reviews
Another HP fic! Set in 7th year, post Dark Lord defeat. Just when you though Harry was mad enough, he gets a crush on MM. Will he reveal his feelings for her before graduation, or does he have to destory her soul...? (Duh duh DUUUUH!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,851 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Minstrel Medley reviews
A collection of songs about Sir Robin's minstrel. (Monty Python rules!)
Song Fics - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003
THE HOLY GRAIL: WAS IT ALL WORTH IT? reviews
This is a carry on from the film in a story... beware! You have to at least have watched the beginning and end to understand. FINISHED
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003
Harry is Belle reviews
This is Harry, a song about Harry, sung to Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Apologies to Harry fans...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7/2/2003
ANIMAL ARK: Insect with an Injury reviews
Mandy is a Drama Queen, and James is sick of it. But when Mandy finds an injured flea, she takes madness to whole new heights... ONE SHOT
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Complete
The Big Bro Sorting Hat reviews
A little ditty I composed... if you don't get it, check the Sorting Hat song from the fourth book, as it is based entirely on that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2003
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