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To all of you people out there that think this is too long and you don't want to waste you time reading it, well read it!!!!!!!!!!! You like to read right? So...READ my profile!!!!
I can understand if you want to skip all the parts where it describes me...well don't skip it! Please!

Hello random people from fan fiction and welcome to my profile. It contains a bunch of random stuff. It's because I'm one of those people who likes to fill up their profile so it's incredibly long...and stuff. I hope you like it!

Also, I will not be giving out any information that I think is to personal.

I will tell you that I am a girl, my name is very hard to pronounce and that I love to read. I'm not that big on writing and I'm here on this site to practice and become better. I'm also open to any advice/ideas for improvement/constructive criticism you have for me. Just PM me and I'll take your suggestions to heart.

Bulletin Board/Announcements

1. My birthday was on Saturday!!!!!!!!

2. I am thinking about publishing my first ever story on Fan Fiction. It will probably, most likely be a Percy Jackson story. Wish me luck!

I'm open to suggestions!!!!!!!!!!!

Things you should know about ME!

1. I am a vegetarian. Yes. It is possible to live with out meat. I have been doing it all my life.

2. I like math...

3. I like all the cool colors.

4. I am from India but I moved to the U.S. when I was two. This is probably why I like math.

5. I have no athletic talent what so ever. I just sit at home like a lazy bum.

6. I don't like going to parties and stuff. It's not that I'm anti social or anything; It's just not one of my favorite things to do. I prefer to hang out in a small group consisting of my closest friends.

7. Sometimes, I think of myself as a hypocrite.

8. I was devastated when an owl didn't come to my house and drop off a letter saying that I had been accepted into Hogwarts on my 11th birthday.

9. Sometimes I wish a monster would attack me so a satyr could save me and take me to Camp Half-blood.

10. I read a lot. Mostly, I read books that don't have a sequel or anything. An example would be Charlotte's Web (hated that story. We had to read it in elementary school). But I will read series if I can get my hands on a good novel! Any one can PM me if they have a suggestion on a good series or something like that!!!

11. My birthday is on June 30.

12. I am 14 years old.

13. No, I don't have an Indian accent, but I can fake a really good one.

14. I am a Hindu and proud!!!!

15. I like talking in a fake British accent.

Favorite Series

1. Hunger Games (who doesn't want to read about love triangles, fight to the death games and a girl experiencing emotional trauma.)

2.Harry Potter!!!! (It's a school in Europe where everybody has cool accents and amazing powers. Who doesn't love that? Even though I may fall in love with other series, HP will always have a special place in my heart. )

3. Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus (comedy, action, amazing plot lines, romance...what's not to like?)

4. Kane Chronicles (Children being trained in ancient Egyptian mythology and magic and using their knowledge to defeat evil snakes and revive old, wrinkly, sun gods. Sign me up!)

5. Ink heart (where you can make characters come to life when you read out loud and live inside a book. Sounds to good to be true)

Ships/Pairings I support

1. Percy/Annabeth (Who doesn't)

2. Harry/Ginny (Everyone does at one point)

3. Harry/Hermione (I honestly don't know why. I mean who would Ron be without Hermione)

4. Hermione/Ron (Look at the explanation for #3)

5. Percy/Thalia (Opposites attract :P)

6. Katniss/Gale (Because I think Gale deserves to have at least one chance to be with Katniss)

7. Katniss/Peeta (Because both of them do love each other and are obviously soul mates. You're blind if you can't see that.)

8. Sadie/Walt (He's so sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

9. Sadie/Anubis (Anubis is sweet too. I can't decide which one is better D: )

10. Captain America/Thor (Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe)

11. Captain America/Iron Man (Hehehehehehehehehehehe)

12. Carter/Zia (They're perfect!!!!!)

Ships/Pairings I don't get at all and think are stupid

1. Nico/Percy (What the heck?????)

2. Hermione/Draco (Seriously guys? Come on!)

3. Nico/Thalia (Just...no.)

4. Percy/Bianca ( They barley knew each other.)

5. Percy/Rachel (Are you stupid?)

6. Harry/Draco (Why?)

Me ranting about my Opinion on Random Things you don't care about

1. I believe that people in the world are getting stupider. We all dream of having cars that can fly, hovercrafts, and a cure for cancer in the future. How can we accomplish all that if we have no one smart enough to discover/invent these things anymore? We need to stop doing drugs and getting pregnant/getting someone pregnant and study because if we don't get smarter, we will turn into cave men...again!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Have you noticed that every time you get a birthday card, it's the same thing written all over again? "Happy _ Birthday! You're so awesome and I love you and blah blah blah." I think we need to change it up a bit.

(I'm not good at politics so if someone wants to explain why this next thing wouldn't help the economy, feel free to do it.)

3. People aren't buying stuff because the prices are high. Why don't they just lower the prices so people spend more money. Then, they'll have a prosperous economy once more. I'll admit it sounds stupid in words, but give me a break! I'm only a 14 year old girl!

4. Hipsters are cool. 'Nuff said. But apparently everyone thinks that now and they're all trying to become hipster. Because of this, being hipster is now mainstream. So if you want to be hipster, wouldn't you technically have to be mainstream?

That's all for now!

PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE:

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER PERCY

WHEN I'M AT SEA

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER ANNABETH

WHENEVER A SPIDER COMES AT ME

I PROMISE TO PROTECT NATURE

FOR GROVER'S SAKE OF COURSE

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER LUKE

WHEN MY HEART FILLS WITH REMORSE

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER CHIRON

WHEN I SEE A SIGN THAT SAYS 'FREE PONY RIDE'

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER TYSON

WHENEVER A FRIEND STICKS BY MY SIDE

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER THALIA

WHENEVER A FRIEND IS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER CLARISSE

WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE WHO GIVES ME A FRIGHT

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER BIANCA

WHEN I SEE A SISTER SCOLD HER YOUNGER BROTHER

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER NICO

WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T GET ALONG WITH OTHERS

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER ZOE

WHEN I LOOK UP AT THE STARS

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER RACHEL

WHENEVER A LIMO PASSES MY CAR

THE END- LOl

FUNNY THINGS THAT RANDOM PEOPLE THOUGHT, SAID, OR DID

1. If a guy likes you for your breast, legs and thighs only. Send him to KFC. You're a lady, not a cheap value meal.

2. I want to die like my grandmother died- asleep and at peace...not screaming like the passengers in her car.

3. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

4. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

5. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

6. People say "Guns don't kill people! People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled out "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people.

7. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

8. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

9. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

10. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

11. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

12. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

13. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

14. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

15. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

16. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

17. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

18. It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

19. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

20. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

21. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

22. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

23. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

24. I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

25. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

26. Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

27. You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

28.Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

29. You know, they got a luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you're like, 'Fuck it - just grab a pile of shit. We'll get a bag at the airport'.

30. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

31. If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

32. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

33. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

34. Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."

35. "Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."

36. "It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

37. "Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"

38. If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this onto your profile.(that takes skill)

39. If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

40. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' things, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

41. If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

42. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

43. 92% of American teenagers today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their rears off, put this in your profile.

44. 95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building. 5 would yell JUMP. If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

45. 95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your profile

46. 98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile.

47. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mythologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader, TeamStarKidPotter,DarkAngel382, Owlgrl99 ,greekfreek101, thisiscorinth, mememu98

48. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

49. 93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

50. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

51. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

52. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

53. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

54. Post this on your profile if you've ever laughed at something completely random that happened like a week ago.

55. If you have ever run into a door or a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

56. If you haven't died yet copy and paste this onto your profile.(Aren't we all amazed!?)

57. If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this on your profile.- i don't know about the friendly part... :)

58. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice verse, copy and paste this into your profile

59. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.( It's happened to you. Don't deny it. )

60. If you have ever laughed at something that really wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.(In my defense it was getting awkward)

61. If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm a girl too.)

62. If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile.

63. If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

64. If you have ever ran into a glass door because you thought it was open, copy and paste this to your profile

65. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile- tricked ya ;)

66. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

67. I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

68. Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie

69. I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

70. One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

71. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

72. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

73. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

74. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

75. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

76. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

77. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

78. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

79. The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

80. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

81. I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

82. Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over.

83. Flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

84. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain.

85. Everyday is a gift, that's why its called the present.

86. I have the answer in my head, I just haven't found it yet.

87. Life is not measured in the breaths we take but in the moments that take our breath away

88. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

89. Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon

90. Don't talk unless you can improve the silence

91. I'm a nobody, nobody's perfect, therefore I'm perfect.

92. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed

The Glass

the optimist-"It is half full"

the pessimist-"It is half empty"

awesomest-"I already drank it"

- Edward isn't a Vampire , He lives in the forest , he doesn't eat people ,and he sparkles. He's obviously a Fairy. :)

Against Racism

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!!

This happened on TAM airlines.

A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man.

Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.

"What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her

"Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat"

- "Please, calm down, ma" - said the hostess "Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."

The hostess left and returned some minutes later.

"Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class. But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn't any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class."

And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued

"Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class. However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person."

And turning to the black man, the hostess said:

"Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..."

And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet."

Try not to Cry

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"God, why? Why is My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

You deserve to die You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear A

nd again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

How do you tell the difference between fake and real friends?

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Kick the butt of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their butt to heck and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...

FAKE FRIENDS:WILL COMFORT YOU WHEN HE REJECTS YOU

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb butt?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

THE FOLLOWING MAY SEEM A BIT RANDOM

- Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

- Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top.

- If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

- I've been suspended from school for another three days. When my biology teacher asked me what my favourite element was, karate chopping her and saying "Element of Surprise" was wrong.

- If someone says your "ugly", say "well excuse me, but I'm not a mirror"

- three criminals robbed a grocery store and were looking for a place to hide.
They soon found a farm and went in to hide.
The first criminal hid in a horse shed,the second in a pig pen and in the third in a potato sack.
Twenty minutes later a policeman went into the farm.
He kicked the horse shed..."neigh!"
He then kicked the Pig pen..."oink,oink!"
And then he kicked the potato sack..."potato,potato!"

FAVORITE CONVERSATIONS...SOME ARE QUOTES FROM BOOKS & OTHERS AREN'T

- Boy:If you feel STRESSED, give yourself a break, eat some cake, ice cream, chocolate or some sweets.
Girl:Why?
Boy:Because when you spelled stressed backward is DESSERTS.And that is called REVERSED PSYCHOLOGY.

Boy:Can you remember me tomorrow?
Girl:Yes, of course..
Boy:How about the next day?
Girl:Yeah..
Boy:How about for a week??
Girl:Yeah,of course!!
Boy:How about for a month??
Girl:Of course, I can!!
Boy:How about after 10 years??
Girl:Yes! I told you yes!
Boy:Knock knock!!
Girl:Who's There?
Boy:See, we just had our conversation and you already forgot about me!!!

You're a stalker with hooves." "I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.” ― Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse

Now, come over here so I can pat you down." "But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure." He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down. "You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?" "Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.” ― Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

“Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth!” ― Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

“She looked at me, like she was drinking in the fact that I was still here. And I realized I was doing the same thing. The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.” ― Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

“Percy tried to remember. He really did. For some reason, Annabeth and he had visited a spa and decided to destroy it. He couldn't imagine why. Maybe they hadn't like the deep-tissue massage? Maybe they'd gotten bad manicures?” ― Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

- Girl: Heyy:)

BOY:hey

GIRL: I like you:)

BOY: wow.

GIRL: What?? you don't like me????

BOY: no

GIRL: wow you are so nice :'(

BOY: why are you crying??

GIRL: You don't like me :'(

BOY: well you never asked if i love you:)

GIRL: well do you?! BOY: Lol no.

With great power, comes the great need to take a nap." -Nico Di Angelo, THE LAST OLYMPIAN

"Let us find the dam snack bar." Zoe said

"The dam snack bar?"

"Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing." Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fires."

"And I need to use the dam restroom."

"I do not understand"

"I want to use the dam water fountain."

"And. . .I want to buy a dam T-shirt." -Thalia, Zoe, Grover, Percy, THE TITANS CURSE

"Go chase a doughnut." -Percy, THE SEA OF MONSTERS

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, THE LOST HERO

"See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, THE LOST HERO

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"Look, I'm really sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you out or anything."
"Nah. They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb."
"Was it hard?"-
Percy, Annabeth, Rachel, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"No, no. Rainbows. Very macho." - Leo , THE LOST HERO

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.” Percy, THE TITAN"S CURSE

Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"

"Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"

"Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart.” - Percy and Aphrodite, THE TITAN'S CURSE

In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day. - Percy, THE LIGHTNING THIEF

He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
"A god named Fred?” -Percy and Apollo, THE TITAN'S CURSE

The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."
"It was probably important to her.” - Percy and Annabeth, THE SEA OF MONSTERS

“It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.”- Percy, THE TITAN'S CURSE

“Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I meant.” -Percy and Thalia, THE TITAN'S CURSE

“Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck.” - Percy, THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH

“I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”- Percy and Rachel, THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH

“She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.” - Percy, THE LIGHTNING THIEF

“The cafe windows wrapped all the way around the observation floor, which gave us a beautiful panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come to kill us.” -Percy, THE TITAN'S CURSE

“It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.” -Percy, THE LAST OLYMPIAN

He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)” - Percy and Nico, THE TITAN'S CURSE

“My brother broke into a toothy grin. "Yay! Your brain works!” -Tyson and Percy, THE LAST OLYMPIAN

“Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said.
The horse whinnied angrily.
"I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man'.” - Percy and Frank, SON OF NEPTUNE

“Leo: Rainbows. Very macho.
Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi.
Leo: Rainbows, ponies...
Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.” -Annabeth, Leo, and Butch, THE LOST HERO

“Oh no." I said panic rising in my chest. "No, no, no, Somebody get a can opener. I've got a god in my head!!” -Carter, THE RED PYRAMID

“Die, enemies of Ra!" Sekhemet yelled. "Perish in agony!"
"She's almost as annoying as you," I told Horus.
"Impossible," Horus said. "No one bests Horus.” - Horus, Sekhemet, and Carter, THE RED PYRAMID

“In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue?]” - Sadie and Carter, THE RED PYRAMID

“I guessed his name was Face of Horror. I wondered how long it had taken his mom to think of that. Bob? No. Sam? No. How about Face of Horror?” - Carter, THE RED PYRAMID

“Now the tattoos," Zia announced.
"Brilliant!" I said.
"On your tongue," she added.
"Excuse me?” - Zia and Sadie, THE RED PYRAMID

“Tell you what," I said. "After the testing after the Demon Days, when things settle down -"
"Things won't settle down."
"- I'm going to take you to the mall."
She blinked. "The mall? For what reason?"
"To hang out," I said. "We'll get some hamburgers. See a movie."
Zia hesitated. "Is this what you'd call a 'date'?"
My expression must have been priceless, because Zia actually cracked a smile. "You look like a cow hit with a shovel.” - Zia and Carter, THE RED PYRAMID

“You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?” - Carter, THE RED PYRAMID

“Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death.” - Sadie, THE RED PYRAMID

“Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin.”- Carter, THE RED PYAMID

“It’s my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday!
“Happy birthday!” I yelled. “Now shut up!” - Horus and Carter, THE RED PYRAMID

“True, you're the weakest of us all, but you're still one of the five, and there is power in collecting the complete set."
He paused, then grinned. "The complete Set! That's funny! Now let's consume your energy and entomb your soul, shall we?” - Set, THE RED PYRAMID

“Once I saw Desjardins’ house, I hated him even more. It was a huge mansion on the other side of the Tuileries, on the rue des Pyramids.
“Pyramids Road?” Sadie said. “Obvious, much?”
“Maybe he couldn’t find a place on Stupid Evil Magician Street,” I suggested.” - Sadie and Carter, THE RED PYRAMID

“I’m the god of funerals. I know every death custom in the world—how to die properly, how to prepare the body and soul for the afterlife. I live for death.”
“You must be fun at parties,” I said. " - Anubis and Sadie, THE RED PYRAMID

“I held out the painting of the cat and the snake.
“It’s a cat and a snake,” Thoth said.
Thank you, god of wisdom. You placed it for us to find, didn’t you? You’re trying to give us some sort of clue.”
“Who, me?”
Just kill him, Horus said.
Shut up, I said.
At least kill the guitar.” - Carter, Thoth, and Horus, THE RED PYRAMID

“The sign was spray-painted in Arabic and English, probably from some attempt by the farmer to sell his wares in the market. The English read: Dates-best price. Cold Bebsi.
"Bebsi?" I asked.
"Pepsi," Walt said. "I read about it on the Internet. There's no 'p' in Arabic. Everyone here calls the soda Bebsi."
"So you have to have Bebsi with your bizza?"
"Brobably.” - Walt and Sadie, THE THRONE OF FIRE

“That sounded about as likely as Apophis and Ra becoming Facebook buddies, but I decided not to say anything.” -Sadie, THE THRONE OF FIRE

“Our camels plodded along. Katrina tried to kiss, or possibly spit on Hindenburg, and Hindenburg farted in response. I found this a depressing commentary on boy-girl relationships.”- Sadie, THE THRONE OF FIRE

“I sat up and the blankets fell away.I looked down and found I was wearing pokemon pajamas.
"Sadie,"I said,"I'm going to kill you."
She batted her eyes innocently."But the street merchant gave us a very good deal on those.Walt said they would fit you."
Walt raised his hand."Don't blame me,man.I tried to stick up for you."
Bes snorted,then did a pretty good imitation of Walt's voice:"At least get the extra-large ones with Pikachu.” - Walt, Carter, Bes, Sadie, THE THRONE OF FIRE

“Hello Ra," he said in a kindly voice. "It's been a long time."
A feeble voice from behind the chair said,"Can't play. Go away."
"would you like a treat?" Apophis asked. "we used to play so nicely together. Every night, trying to kill each other. Don't you remember?"
Ra poked his head above the throne. "Treat?"
"How about a stuffed date?" Apophis pulled one out of the air. "You used to love stuffed dates, didn't you? All you have to do is come out and let me devour— I mean entertain you."
" Want a cookie," Ra said.
"What kind?"
"Weasel cookie." - Ra and Apophis, THE SERPENT'S SHADOW

“There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!”
Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his rough snout.
“My lord Osiris!” Disturber lost the bottom of his scroll again, which unraveled around his legs. “This is an outrage!”
“Sadie,” Dad said firmly, “please do not refer to the Devourer of Souls as Poochiekins.” - Osiris, Disturber, and Sadie, THE SERPENT'S SHADOW

“I lifted my wand, hoping she would see this as a dramatic move, not a threat. “Why once, in my bunker at Charing Cross Station, I stalked the
deadly prey known as Jelly Babies.”
Neith’s eyes widened. “They are dangerous?”
“Horrible,” I agreed. “Oh, they seem small alone, but they always appear in great numbers. Sticky, fattening—quite deadly. There I was, alone
with only two quid and a Tube pass, beset by Jelly Babies, when…Ah, but never mind. When the Jelly Babies come for you…you will find out on
your own.”
She lowered her bow. “Tell me. I must know how to hunt Jelly Babies.”
I looked at Walt gravely. “How many months have I trained you, Walt?”
“Seven,” he said. “Almost eight.”
“And have I ever deemed you worthy of hunting Jelly Babies with me?”
“Uh…no.” -Neith, Sadie, Walt, THE SERPENT'S SHADOW

“A weapon, I told Horus. I need a weapon.
I reached into the Duat and pulled out an ostrich feather.
“Really?” I yelled.
Horus didn’t answer” - Carter and Horus, THE SERPENT'S SHADOW

“How do I defeat Apophis?”
“I’m so glad you asked!” Thoth beamed at me with his multicolored eyes. “Unfortunately, I can’t tell you.”
I glanced at Walt. “Do you want to kill him, or should I?” - Walt and Carter, THE SERPENT'S SHADOW

“Stop smiling!” she ordered. “I can see you, Carter. Oh…and, uh, hullo, Walt.”
The pot monster made squeaky grinding noises as it stood up straight. One clunky arm rose and tried to fix Sadie’s nonexistent hair. Leave it to Sadie to be
self-conscious around boys, even when she’s made out of pots and duct tape.” - Sadie, Carter and Walt, THE SERPENT'S SHADOW

“All [Sadie’s] previous attempts [of making a shabti (an Egyptian avatar of one’s self)] had exploded or gone haywire, terrorizing Khufu and the initiates. Last week she’d created a magical Thermos with googly eyes that levitated around the room, yelling, “Exterminate! Exterminate!” until it smacked me in the head.” -Carter, THE SERPENT'S SHADOW

“You might not think a hippo could inspire terror. Screaming “Hippo!” doesn’t have the same impact as screaming “Shark!” But I’m telling you—as the Egyptian Queen careened to one side, its paddle wheel lifting completely out of the water, and I saw that monster emerge from the deep, I nearly discovered the hieroglyphs for accident in my pants.” -Carter, THE SERPENT"S SHADOW

“Somewhere behind me, Zia yelled, "Hippo!" Which I thought was a little late. - Zia and Carter, THE SERPENT'S SHADOW

“She was so warm, her drenched clothes had almost dried. Her eyes were rolled back in her head. She started muttering, and I could’ve sworn she said, “Dung balls. Time to roll the dung balls.”
It might’ve been funny—except for the fact that she was dying.
“That’s Khepri talking,” Setne explained. “He’s the divine dung beetle, rolling the sun across the sky.”
I didn’t want to process that—the idea that the girl I liked had been possessed by a dung beetle and was now having dreams about pushing a giant sphere of flaming poo across the sky.” -Zia and Carter, THE SERPENT'S SHADOW

“If anyone asks you if you’re taken,” I said, “the answer is yes.”
“I think I can live with that,” he promised.
“Good,” I said. “Because you don’t want to see me be cross.”
“Too late.”
“Shut up and dance, Walt.”
“Shut up and dance, Walt.”
We did—with the music of a psychotic griffin screaming behind us, and the sirens and horns of Brooklyn wailing below. It was quite romantic.”-Walt and Sadie, THE SERPENT'S SHADOW

“I would've hit the water hard, but at the last second I changed into a falcon. -Carter, THE SERPENT'S SHADOW

“If somebody offers you Hapi pills, just say no!” -Carter, THE SERPENT'S SHADOW

“Disturber shuffled his scroll. 'You have used magi for evil purposes, including twenty-three murders--'
'Self-defense!' Setne tried to spread his hands, but the ribbons restrained him.
'--including one incident where you were paidto kill with magic,' Disturber said.
Setne shrugged. 'That was self-defense for my employer.” -Setne and Disturber, THE SERPENT'S SHADOW

In memory of the Colombian students that were lost

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's,
I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go,
But mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy
I always have I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

WHICH GOD IS YOUR GODLY PARENT? I'm tied between Hades and Hermes.

4/10

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.
You like plane rides

You are hydrophobia

4/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobia (Fear of heights-does that count? O.o)

7/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing/reading.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.

4/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

1/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.
You like reading about war..
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

4/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. (not counting this year)
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (What are vinyl pocket protectors? )

3/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets.
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

0/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. (All but 3 boys)
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

7/10 ( I'm tied between Hades and Hermes )

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

2/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

PHOBIAS

Arachibutyrophobia: Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Alektorophobia: Fear of chickens. (Um...Chickens, you must be such a chicken,)

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. (OH MY GOSH THAT DUCK IS WATCHING ME!!!)

Bibliophobia: Fear of books. (How can someone be afraid of BOOKS!?!?!?!?!)

Cathisophobia: Fear of sitting. (You must be tired!)

Dextrophobia: Fear of objects at the right side of the body (Get...it...AWAY FROM ME!!!!)

Dipsophobia: Fear of drinking. (Dehydration, here I come.)

Euphobia: Fear of hearing good news. (Her:Yes, finally! You: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!)

Geliophobia: Fear of laughter. (HAHAAHAHHAH *sniffle*)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words. (Ironic)

Mnemophobia: Fear of memories (Hey, remember- Whoops!)

Pantophobia: Fear of everything. (AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!)

PROOF OF AMERICAN STUPIDITY

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(a little too late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really? Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(I think something got lost in the translation)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use on Mars?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No shit Sherlock)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Was that a popular problem...?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Children's Asprin:
Warning: Keep Away From Children
(How are they supposed to get the medicine?)

Candle:

Warning: A burning candle is fire
(WOW! I'm amazed and enlightened!)

Frozen Pizza:
Warning: Do not eat before cooking
(So... You first.)

Blanket from Taiwan:
Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
(Oh, yes. Cloth. Great protection from Mother Nature.)

Frisbee: Warning:
May Contain Small Parts
(Um... How? I always thought frisbees were just one little disc...)

Railroad Sign:
Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(Wouldn't they be already dead?)

Hair Coloring:
Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
(Yummy! Hair dye!)

Puzzle:
Warning: Some Assembly Required
(Well darn, I was planning on just enchanting the picture!)

PLEASE READ. It says I but it's not me.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 3 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Remember it and try to stop drunk driving

3) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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Too Far from Home by story2tell reviews
Transported into a parallel universe, Harry finds himself in the shadow of an evil growing force. Amidst old and new faces and the chance for a family that he never had, Harry must come to the terms that although there are two worlds, there can only be one hero. *AU Dimension travel No slash, Abuse*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 195,758 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Expecting by GirlOnFire2012 reviews
A New York bar is where it all happened. Add a teenage boy, a teenage girl, some alcohol and a smelly toilet and all that equals… a baby! Annabeth Chase didn't know what would happen when she walked into the bar. But it changed her life and Percy's too..
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,563 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Concrete Angel by GirlOnFire2012 reviews
I hear the whispers when I walk past. I see the pitiful looks on their faces when they notice the bruises that I try to cover up. I know they're wondering why I don't leave or call the cops. No one ever asked aloud. Then he moved in next door. The green-eyed boy that, for some reason, wanted to be my friend. He was the first that ever dared to ask.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,557 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Darkness Within:The Rewrite by Kurinoone reviews
A rewrite of the first part in my Dark Prince Trilogy. What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? Book One of the Dark Prince Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 325,763 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 2,010 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7256 - Favs: 6,782 - Follows: 7,842 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Surprise! by FirePhoenix86 reviews
Now that Harry is free, he gets another Bombshell revelation about his past that was kept from him, and apparently everyone else as well. Can he finally live his life the way he's always wanted? Parents, his Godfather, and a real family? J/L, HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 73 - Words: 320,833 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trip to the Past by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE! 19 years after the war with Voldemort Harry Potter is thrown 25 years into the past, arriving just before the start of his first year at Hogwarts. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 197,996 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 3,916 - Follows: 4,054 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
We Save The World Again by Goddess Athena In Disguise reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Nico and Thalia are given a quest to kill Voldemort while keeping their identity secret. But with the Golden Trio, Malfoy and so many demigods, it's not easy. Sucky summary, I know, story is much better! T for language and stuff.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,926 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Infection by Retrobution reviews
No one exactly knew how the infection started. No one knew that it would only effect the demigods. But what the heroes from the Titan War do know is how to survive. And in their deadly new world once called Earth, survival is the best thing you can do. Until they figure out that it was entertainment all along... *Complete*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,811 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Wizards of Hogwarts by littlemissbookworm760 reviews
What happens when five new mysterious students are brought to Hogwarts in the fifth year? Even more surprising, why have they been named students AND teachers? As they friend Harry and his friends, what surprises and tricks will crop up?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,433 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
The Return of Perseus Jackson by Retrobution reviews
When Percy gets exiled to Tartarus for a crime he didn't commit, he gets angry. From the depths of Tartarus, an earthquake that nearly destroyed Olympus happened. When he finally escapes however, some Olympians are still keen on keeping him in hell. This is the story of the return of Perseus Jackson. Don't read if you don't like torture, rated strong T. *Going to be REWRITTEN.*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,138 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Percy J.
Perseus, Guardian of the Hunters by conover7283 reviews
Percy thought that they would win the war without incident. He thought that he would get a happy ending. But now, after the war. Percy is broken, almost never enjoying a single thing. That is until he is forced to become the Guardian of the Hunt. Will this finally give him a reason to come out of his depression? Or just make it worse? Read to find out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,597 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Artemis, Percy J.
Back to School by An aWesome Sea Maiden reviews
The Big Three are arguing ... their sisters are finally fed up with all the fighting. Turned them into TEENAGERS! Can they handle their...situation in Goode High School? Will anyone be able to help them get along? Their Children Perhaps? School Teachers Classmates and Demigods...something is bound to go wrong. Complete. Sequel: Back to Goode is up
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,575 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hades, Poseidon, Zeus - Complete
A Life More Ordinary by nursie91 reviews
"Two escapees that the ministry would love to catch, kidnapping Harry Potter and hiding away out of sight. That, Moony, is the perfect way for us to raise Prongslet!" Sirius and Remus, running from the wizarding world, kidnap Harry and raise him in a house filled with love. How will this effect the Boy-who-Lived. How will their actions change the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,798 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Remus L., Harry P.
Bigger Than This by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Annabeth, the most successful seventeen year old actress on the face of this earth is forced to move in with her father, who lives deep in the south. She meets a certain farmer's son who will show her what it's like to work for what you have. Will she be able to get away from her movie star boyfriend and finally get rid of the celeb attitude? Rated T for teenage situations, AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 87,072 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 4134 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
A Chance to Talk by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
Percy finally gets to do something normal with his dad ...or at least that's what he thinks is about to happen. Be careful what you wish for. Set before TLH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Idiots and Idioms by HecateA reviews
In which Percy's vocabulary and language quality would make Sally proud while it annoys the Hades out of Frank. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Percy J., Frank Z., Hazel L.
Revisiting First Year by WoodenRed reviews
A week after the final battle - the Wizarding world is trying to cope with what happened. In the middle of the rebuilding, Harry Potter is made an offer he can't refuse. A chance to meet his parents and tell them about his life, with the help of 7 books...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 145,081 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Harry P., James P.
50 Ways to Say Hello by Random Person with No Name reviews
'Help me, help me, I'm all out of lines, and ways to say Goodbye.' Well, this isn't goodbye, this is hello. Reunions between Percy and Annabeth, and Percy and Annabeth and the crew of the Argo II. 50 prompts of different ways Rick Riordan could have done the Percabeth reunion, and how he could do the reunion when Percy and Annabeth make it out of Tartarus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Hazel L., Leo V.
Percy Jackson and the Aphrodite Trap by P. Hanson reviews
Percy visits a camp still recovering from the Battle of the Labyrinth and is thrust into a new quest to help Olympus before he even gets a chance to sit down. The entrance to Olympus has been forced shut and they must pass through the secret back door, with realms heavily protected by each Olympian, including Aphrodite, who has the worst realm of all. Mostly T, Some M Rated scenes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,435 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Not His To Take by Lil Mexican reviews
His life was perfect, that was why it must be ruined. What he worked so hard for taken. He hated himself for what he was, the things he had done, and what he must do in order to keep balance in the world.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,508 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Percy J.
Family Bonding by Boho-Indie Queen reviews
The Big Three and their kids go camping to bond. Yes, you read right. They are going camping for 5 days to bond. Will it end well? First story, contructive critisism welcome.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,814 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Hades, Nico A., Percy J., Poseidon
Champion of the Pit: Destiny's Warrior by TheseusLives reviews
A great hero's descent to Tartarus leads to pain and strife, but results in the last hope for Earth. After the Second Titan War and the Second Giant War. Rated M for language, violence, gore, adult themes, etc. Now Percy x Athena, and Thoth x Hestia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,523 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Athena, Percy J., Hestia - Complete
Brothers United: Legend of the Dioscuri by TheseusLives reviews
ON HIATUS. An ancient hero has been brought back to life by the Fates at the request of a powerful entity. How will his presence effect the Second Giant War? What changes will he cause in the life of the Hero of Olympus and in the world of PJO. Can the dioscuri save the world from the giants? An alternate universe story after TLO. A reimagined version of the Brothers United Series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 82,397 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Athena, Percy J., Triton
The Dark Olympians by SlumdogSeacrestLaw reviews
Not every relationship is a happily ever after, Percy and Annabeth's isn't, but they leave on mutual terms. Percy, Nico and Thalia become gods, but tragedy strikes on Olympus, and the end of the world is on its way. The trio of gods have to come up with a solution unlike any other! Minor Pertemis. Now taking OCs, go to Chapter 19/ Fun with Ebonics for the form!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,302 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
Changing PJ by Tvmatchmaker795 reviews
Changing is a part of life. Sometimes it's for the better and sometimes it's not. PJ experiences an event where he will have to decide which one it will be. Good or Bad. Will the pain of growing up affect those he loves? Can he fix what fate has broken?
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,994 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 2/19/2011 - PJ D., Teddy D.
Wizard or Demigod? by daughterofthehunt reviews
Percy goes to Hogwarts to help with the war with Voldemort and with his powers; they are going need a guy like him. Characters belong to R.R. and J.K. Rated T for future battle scenes. hiatus!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,776 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Percy J.
A Literal Plummet into The Magical World by Frostpuppy reviews
Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace, and Nico DiAngelo take a lift to Olympus, and end up skydiving into the Quidditch pitch of Hogwarts. Confused? So am I! Takes place in the world of Harry Potter in Goblet of Fire. Cussing is censored which is why this fic is rated T. I DO NOT OWN PJO OR HP! No pairings yet. Read to find out why two Percy the Prefects was a definitely not spiffing idea
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,570 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Freaks amongst Half Bloods by lolarose2012 reviews
Percy and Nico have always stuck together as best friends and brothers especially after the "death" of Percy's mother. They have weird powers but have no idea what those powers mean and then something even more out of the ordinary happens. Watch as they journey to New York to fulfill their mothers wish and ultimately discover more about themselves. No Percy and Nico Pairing
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,610 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Percy J., Nico A.
You've Got Mail by HAWTgeek reviews
It's been six years since Percy left Annabeth abruptly. Annabeth ran away to California to get away from it all,and she still doesn't know why he left her. Annabeth tried to go on with her life and stay as far away from Percy,who had tried to find her and finally explain, but she doesn't know that Percy is AtlanticBoy16,the boy she's been talking to for three months online.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,863 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Professor Jackson by totallyawesome1398 reviews
Who is this strange new DADA teacher, and why is he so young? is a question posed by the Golden Trio when a powerful new teacher come to Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,708 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Ron W., Percy J.
Percy, Annabeth, and oh so many spiders by thinking hurts my brain reviews
A series of one-shots about Percy having to deal with Annabeth's phobia of spiders. There will be Percabeth. BWAHAHAHA!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,783 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
All Right, Evans? by CokeBottleK reviews
Part I of in-progress trilogy [6th year]: The thing about being Lily Evans and James Potter was that you couldn't do anything without everybody else saying something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 177,798 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Far From Gone by ButterflyCryx reviews
After the death of Bob Duncan, Amy is left to pick up the pieces of her already shattered family. Will she be able to keep them together... or will the constant hate encircling this family make them fall apart? -FULL SUMMARY INSIDE-
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,475 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012
Unplanned by KnownAs-Eleanor reviews
After becoming pregnant at sixteen, Teddy now finds herself as a teen mother. Her whole life is about to change dramatically. Can she and Spencer handle the responsibility it takes to raise a child?
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,429 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Teddy D., Spencer W. - Complete
Not a fairytale by LoganLover19 reviews
Annabeth and Thalia are best friends and get kidnapped leaving school. Come to find out, the same people kidnapped Percy Jackson too. What happens when three hot headed teens work together to escape from their violent captors, trying desperatly not to let eachother lose hope.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Polka Dots and Mr Pevert by Azn-Wemo reviews
"Seven minutes. Seven minutes to tell my best friend I loved her before she goes to the other side of the country." A tale of two oblivious best friends. With meddling friends,fishy lies and overbearing dads with gold bullets,will they have a happy ending? REWRITTEN VERSION UP ON PROFILE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,397 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Essay by aaquater reviews
Percy is writing an essay about a family member during English class. That should be easy, right? Well, when your family on your dad's side consists of super powerful, immortal beings, maybe not so much.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,162 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Percy J., Kronos - Complete
Life's Lesser Moments by EmptyxLlamas reviews
"Jason had one thought as Piper opened the door while he was still wearing her undergarments: FML." A story in which the Fates torture our favorite demigods and make their lives just a little bit harder.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012
Prisoner by kiki96 reviews
At the final battle at Camp Jupiter between Polybotes and the Roman campers, something goes wrong. What if Polybotes has captured Percy, and recalls his promise to torture him under the sea? Percy Jackson is taken prisoner under the sea, to the horror of Annabeth and Camp Jupiter. COMPLETE.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,586 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Tortured Souls by Nature9000 reviews
With the lack of good parenting and avoidance leading to a mistake, and the birth of Charlie, two siblings must battle their own demons and self blame in order to rid themselves of impure emotions in this struggle to maintain a healthy sibling relationship. Can they manage, when their own parents refuse to discuss the important issues?
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 89,091 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Complete
A Break In The Truth by 8erG8er8You reviews
Gabe always believed his parents words, no matter what he loved them, and all his siblings, what happens when there is a break in the truth, a lie that has been held for almost seventeen years? A lie that could change everything?
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Amy D., Gabe D. - Complete
Of Drugs and Love by GreenGlaux reviews
Sally has cancer, to pay for her bills Percy became a drug-dealer three years ago. Now he's handling job, school and Gabe until a certain grey-eyed someone comes into his life and suddenly everything starts to change... Rated T because of violence, drugs and cursing. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,262 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Lies that Destroy by Nature9000 reviews
When Gabe stumbles across a woman who shares his many features, an old nightmare returns, and the three eldest kids learn a terrible secret about their lives. Can they uncover the truth? Can they cope, or will the terrible lies destroy them?
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,834 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Complete
Blackout by KnownAs-Eleanor reviews
Tori is in the hospital, stuck in a coma while fighting for her life after being found on the brink of death. Everyone is devastated. At least, almost everyone
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Robbie S., Tori V.
iFML by 1seddiefan reviews
Carly, Sam, and Freddie had to have some moments in their lives where they were like, 'F my life.' A series of one-shots based on the posts from the website . This includes a OC of mine. It has recently been updated.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Carly S., Sam P., OC, Freddie B. - Complete
The true life of Teddy Duncan by Kate Granger-Potter reviews
Teddy has a secret. Join us as Teddy falls in love and makes a choice that could rip her family apart. Will she do what's best for her and Charlie or what it takes to make her family happy and save face? Teddy/OC, Teddy's POV, some minor language/soasn
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Teddy D., Charlie D.
Good Luck Charlie, 14 years later by ginnyweasley10123 reviews
On her sixteenth birthday, Charlie Duncan receives a package in the mail from a mysterious "Teddy Duncan". Read and Review! No flames please!
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Charlie D., Teddy D.
Against All Odds by Nature9000 reviews
After three years apart, Sasha returns, and with a child. Spencer must learn to become a responsible father and care for his family, even when things go horribly wrong, he must prove he is capable.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,493 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Spencer S., Sasha Striker - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Hogwarts Students by EmeraldSerpent5450 reviews
What if 14 Hogwarts students came to Camp Half-Blood with Dumbledore to help in the Titan War? Percabeth, HPGW, RWHG. Rated T for romance and violence. Violence is later on. HP/PJO crossover!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,791 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Percy J.
Percy Studies Magic by thePJandHPpostman reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Nico and Thalia go to Hogwarts to stop the evil Voldemort, where they met the elusive golden trio, what will the 7 think of each other? will they be friends? Or will there be war? set after TLO and during HBP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
His Father's Son by Dragonclaw11 reviews
"You're more like your father than you realize."..."What? How?"..."Well, for one, your father wore glasses. Two, he fell in love with a redhead."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Strangest Quest Ever by ch0c0late.chip.c00kie reviews
After an incident that left Thalia heartbroken, she had left the States and moved back to her country of birth, Canada. However, two years later, she's been called back to the U.S. to go on a quest along with Nico and Percy to look for a creature of power
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Thalia G., Apollo
The Lies We Believed by AliCloud reviews
"The men brought their captive into the light and for the first time Harry could clearly see the boy. He was about 16, with black hair that hung a bit over his sea green eyes." Percy's headed for Hogwarts, and all Hades is about to break loose.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.
Percy Jackson and the Quest for Hogwarts by Schocker reviews
Harry Potter is starting his sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with some strange new students from America. Harry and his friends are going to discover the secrets of Percy Jackson and the strange Americans. rated T cuz im paranoid
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011
Harry Potter and the Time of Second Chances by Neville James reviews
A sixth year tale filled with new surprises for the trio. The heirs will be discovered and the new defense professor has a curious last name. There's something a little bit off about one of the new students as well. Filled with adventure and Time travel,
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 278,261 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Harry P., James P.
Conspiracies and Lust by baby bean reviews
Lily is saved when James, with his own reasons, offers her a temporary marriage. The one condition: a son must be borne. 18 and up for sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/11/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.