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Joined 06-28-12, id: 4091331, Profile Updated: 12-18-12
Author has written 3 stories for Glee, and Harry Potter.

Hai you can call me whatever, I'm into Glee, Harry Potter, Glee... I spend way too much of my time online and I rely way too much on music.

List twelve Glee characters in no particular order

1. Quinn

2. Sam

3. Puck

4. Rachel

5. Howard Bamboo

6. Brad

7. Santana

8. Blaine

9. Brittany

10. Emma

11. Holly Holliday

12. Principal Figgins

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Woah haha a Brad/Holly fic? Hell to the no!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Um... not really. Not hot, but Rachel can be kind of pretty.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Puck got Blaine pregnant? I would stop watching Glee.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

About Brittany... not as a main character, but I've both written and read fics where she's a background character.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Sam and Brad! Lol no.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Howard/Brittany I guess... but I don't ship either of them.

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Santana walked in on Sam and Figgins having sex? ''Wanky!''

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Quinn and Blaine fluff, yes there probably is but I don't ship it.

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Asdfghjkl I can't do titles, sorry!

10. Does anyone on your friends’ list think Three is hot?

I don't actually have any friends... but yes, if I did, them thinking Puck was hot would be a necessity!

11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?

Wait hang on, by 'friends' list' do you mean on fanfiction.net or irl? Because I'm pretty sure that none of them do.

12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?

NO BRO HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

The theme tune to Glee...

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: fucking unrealistic.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Haha I don't think I've ever read a fic about Howard tbh!

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Hang on let me get this straight... Quinn and Santana are in a happy relationship until Brittany runs off with Santana (!). Quinn has a one-night stand with Holly and a brief unhappy affair with Figgins, then follows the wise advice of Howard (omg) and finds true love with Puck. Um... my first reaction if I saw this on the show would be 'omg quinn's not straight... this means that she can hook up with rachel'

17. What would be a good title for this?

I already told you, I can't do titles, sorry!

18. What would the genre be?

Angst.

19. Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Wait, can it be pre-graduation? Good. Puck falls out with Will and Puck persuades Emma to get drunk and they have a one-night stand just so Puck can piss Will off. I think I'm mentally scarred forever.

20. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

This isn't hygienic!

21. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Hi I'm Sam I am Sam Sam I am and no I don't like green eggs or ham... or words to that affect.

22. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Santana and Blaine... well Santana would make it pretty funny so I'm happy with that!

23. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Question his or her sanity.

24. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Walk right on by.

25. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Confused because why would Sam diss me, why would anyone diss me, I'm fabulous.

26. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Well she's a counsellor so it's all good!

27. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Lol why would Rachel give me a daisy... but 'Thank you Rachel'.

28. What would you do if (6) stole your hairbrush?

'OMG BRAD AGAIN? GET THE HELL OUT'

29. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Santana, Brittany and Rachel? Tell them to shut up and get out!

30. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

Sam and Holly Holliday? That would be awesome!

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Feelings by Brittana And Heya Fan reviews
Heather is pregnant. She's always wanted children, but the problem is… she doesn't want them with Taylor. She's fallen in love with a certain brunette. Will that certain brunette accept Heather's feelings and stand by her during the pregnancy? And how will Taylor react to all this?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,867 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Holding Hands by fucking salad reviews
The story of Lea & Dianna, Dianna & Lea. Chocolate anchors and hazel expanses lock for the first time outside Ryan Murphy's office and right in that moment, begins the rest of their lives.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,126 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Bold As Love by MojoMonkey reviews
HeYa Season 2 RPF. By the time Heather and Naya figure out they feel more than friendship for each other will they be too scared to let it show or be bold enough to let it grow. Sometimes it's not just about falling in love. Sometimes it's about having the guts to do it and hold on to it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 161,398 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Things I'll Never Say by Dinox5 reviews
Set at the beginning of Season 3. Santana's coming to terms with the fact she's gay. Pre-Outing. Song is Things I'll Never Say - Avril Lavigne. Short. Rated T for swearing. One Shot. Bit shit but please review.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Up in Flames by wordsoftreason reviews
What happens when Brittany leads Santana, Rachel and Quinn on the trampoline in the middle of the night?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
You Caught My Attention by nayasmorris reviews
Rachel drinks a little too much at Puck's party and has a little bit too much fun singing Katy Perry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Babysitting by Whammy reviews
HeMo lets Lea and Dianna's daughter watch Glee while they are away for the weekend. Chaos ensues when the two return.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2012 - [Quinn F., Rachel B.] Brittany P. - Complete
Kittens in a Thunderstorm by Gleeks09 reviews
AU: Rachel is 8 and Quinn is 9 and together they try and hide a box of stray kittens. Along the way, they might also find a new understanding about each other. Shelby has always been a part of Rachel's life and she shares custody with Hiram and Leroy. AU
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,865 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Skinned Knees and Ice Cream Cones by Gleeks09 reviews
AU: Rachel is 8 and she and Quinn is 9 and they do not get along. What happens when Quinn shows up at Rachel's house one Saturday morning in need of some help? Shelby has always been a part of Rachel's life and shares custody with Hiram and Leroy. AU
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Shelby C., Rachel B. - Complete
Kissing Quinn Fabray by vondrunkaton reviews
Quinn comforts Rachel after Finn says something oafish. Rachel is surprised by how sweet Quinn is. There's also some making out in delicious detail. Fluffy getting together fic, rated somewhere between T and M. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,756 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 2,453 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Hiding in the Closet by Miss Lemons reviews
Glee Cast RPF. After Dianna wore that "Likes Girls" shirt on stage, things get crazy, especially when she let PR control her life. What happens during the events that take place after? Achele.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,878 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Chase Away These Fears by rachhudson reviews
He nods, and he feels like she's walking in slow motion as she brushes past him, heading to the bathroom. They're only twenty-five and they've been married for a year and she's struggling enough with auditions, so how are they going to handle a baby?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,695 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Beautiful When You Don't Try by itwasadream reviews
Future fic. Written off of the prompt: Quinn is an up and coming photographer charged with photographing the award winning Rachel Berry. Faberry goodness. M rating for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 111 - Words: 480,072 - Reviews: 3760 - Favs: 2,625 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Maybe by ASongInMyHead reviews
Soon after the division of those left in the FAYZ, Brianna realizes she must confront Dekka about those three terrifying words the other girl had whispered in her ear when she had thought she would die: "I love you". Post-'Plague' oneshot.
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Brianna/The Breeze, Dekka - Complete
Riddle De Dee: The Voldemort Musical by Elysian III reviews
Poor, misunderstood Voldemort. He just wanted to rule the world - is that too much to ask? Instead, he has to deal with incompetant Death Eaters, pitchy high notes...and don't forget about crazy Bellatrix Lestange! You know the story...or do you?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
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Questions, Questions
Just something I wrote for day 3 of Faberry Week (prompt: Beth). Currently complete/a one-shot, but if I have any spare time in the forseeable, I might extend it - drop me a review if you think it's worth carrying on. DISCLAIMER: I don't own the song (Bruno Mars), cover image (Glee) or Glee (oh, if I did!)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Beth C., Quinn F.
70 Things Never to do at Hogwarts reviews
Just a compilation of clauses I collected from out there on the 'Net... this was fun to write!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012
Rough Times can Hurt reviews
Quinn finds refuge in a unlikely friend an own character, Mia Hoffman. Selected scenes from Seasons 1, 2 and 3. Hope you enjoy, I'm currently writing for pleasure and publishing my best works, so comments/reviews would be nice! DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the songs featured in RTCH. Or Glee. That belongs to King Falchuck.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Quinn F.