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Author has written 19 stories for 39 Clues.

Love bites, but so do I, so do I.


Hey there! Madam Wheaty, at your service. *salutes*

I'm not a large contributor to fanfiction anymore, but you can find some of my slatherings in the middle of the various roleplays I'm a part of. Come on over and introduce yourself - I promise, not all of us bite.

Falcon High

Bluestone Academy

Shasta Falls

Lands of Haranyu

Briarcliff Manor

Trigger Warning

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Kabra's Bells by Seabound reviews
Christmas bells bring happiness and joy, but also serves as a warning and an opportunity. The Cahills have too many cracks in their foundation as a family, and it won't be long before someone wriggles in and tears them apart. (Revised, rewritten, and rejuvenated.)
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Amy C., Ian K.
Unwanted Attraction by A Pencil in her hand reviews
Ian and Natalie Kabra are left penniless and disowned after the clue hunt. Bitter and resentful towards Amy and Dan for winning the hunt, Natalie devises a plan to get back her millions...all the while eliminating her brother's silly school boy crush on that 'peasant'.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Amy C., Dan C., Ian K., Natalie K.
Alfred by the Stars by musiclover3 reviews
Hey, Arthur, if you're listening to this, then that means I'm dead.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Odes of Affection by Seabound reviews
"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker." Dedicated to the long lost sibling - MrsJoshHutcherson112, aka The Wheaty Water Fowl
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Death and All His Friends by Tamer of Light reviews
Set after Day of Doom. It becomes their tradition - just the two of them. She picks up the flowers from a local florist and he provides the car. This is where the healing begins.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Aftershock by Volcanic Lily reviews
Things can never possibly go back to the way they were before that day. It broke them both and was now in the process of slowly putting them both back together again in ways altogether different than they had been before the Day of Doom. Ian/Amy friendship (with romantic undertones, of course); Day of Doom spoilers; rated T for... dealing with the aftermath of the series' ending.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2013 - [Ian K., Amy C.] - Complete
A Very Cahill Musical by IHeartScience reviews
Oh yeah. You read the title right. And how could you not want to read it? Oh also, you need to read the authors note for the story to make sense. You know, just saying. Please read and review and give me songs suggestions!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 19,087 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012
Have a Ball by musiclover3 reviews
In which the guys dress as girls for an all-women's ball, and insanity ensues.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Complete
I Never Told You What I Do For a Living by amianfan102 reviews
Amy Trent is a trained assassin about to finish her last mission from her Boss - Vikram Cahill. Little does she know, her entire world is going to be flipped upside-down when she meets the suave Ian Kabra, AKA her next assignment. But in a world where happy endings don't always exist coupled with Amy's job, there's no possibility for a happy ending. Or is there? COMPELTELY AU!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,796 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
once upon a dream by Tamer of Light reviews
"Trust No One" alternate ending. "Being a Cahill doesn't mean you can't trust anyone, Amy."
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The Circle of Logic by WickedWickedMe reviews
All Kabras are Cobras. Cahills are not Kabras. Cahills are not Cobras. Unless a Cahill marries a Kabra, then the Cahill is a Cobra. The Kabra is still a Cobra. Kabras are Cobras, Cahills are not Cobras, Tollivers are Twinkies. But if a Cahill is about to become a Twinkie and not a Cobra, it is classified into Class 1A and immediate action will be taken. Such is the Circle of Logic
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Amy C., Ian K.
A Lab Experiment Gone Wrong by HopelessAddictToWriting reviews
When Sinead miscalculates an experiment, it explodes and knocks her, Amy, Hamilton, Jonah, and Ian out cold. When they wake up strange things start happening. Really strange things.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012
A New Day by Tamer of Light reviews
AU. She feels his muscles tense under her touch, but she knows that he knows that it's just her. It's just the two of them alone in their own world.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The Calm After the Storm by Lily669 reviews
Now that the hostages are back home, they are trying to return to their normal lives again. However, it won't be easy. Especially with Arthur Trent around now.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,227 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Amy C., Ian K.
A Day at the Beach by HopelessAddictToWriting reviews
For emmelinekat's Hamead contest. Involves boats, explosives, a kiss, a storm, Vespers, computer hacking, and almost drowning. Basically what happens when Sinead and Hamilton spend a day at the beach.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sinead S., Hamilton H. - Complete
The End of a Long Day by wisegirl2772 reviews
In just a few seconds, Amy Cahill made a decision that changed not only her life but the lives of everyone she's ever known. Years later, the Cahills come to terms with the fact that maybe what they thought was true never really was. Before book 7.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,916 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The Magic Position by airyclaire reviews
He realized that if he were to dip his head just a bit, that he would be in the perfect position to kiss her. And she would be in the perfect position to slap him.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The Mighty Crest by Stone Moss reviews
Fiske has important news that he has been keeping a secret for quite a while. He gathers the family for a reunion and they only know one thing...whatever Fiske is planning will change their lives...forever.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,075 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
Earthquakes, Elevators, and a Pretty Awesome Day by amianfan102 reviews
Amy's formerly-adorkable-but-now-wimpy guy has dumped her, and she's pissed. And being stuck in an elevator with her ex-crush Ian Kabra is not about to help her mood. Or, is it? Rated T cause I'm paranoid.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The Babies by memory's marionette reviews
The whole Cahill clan erupts into chaos when they hear some very big news: Natalie is having Dan's babies. Crack!fic. One-shot. Birthday fic for Kaye.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
Cloudy With a Chance of Major Disaster by Volcanic Lily reviews
What begins as a typical visit from distant cousins soon turns into a nightmare when a tornado hits Boston. "It really is weird, isn't it, that bad things seem to be what brings us Cahills together the best?" Also friendship and humor. Some Ian/Amy.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2011 - [Amy C., Ian K.] Dan C. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by memory's marionette reviews
Dan realizes too late that placing your sister as a bet when drunk is never a good idea while Ian learns that seduction comes in many forms when it comes to Amy. Complete.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
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On the Farm reviews
When the Cahills are invited to the Starlings' temporary farm home, everyone is determined to let loose and have fun. But tensions rise and arguments break out, and soon many are found caught in the middle. Will the prospect of losing loved ones permanently solidify their bond, or will hate-filled actions sever their ties for good? Full summary inside. For the wonderful Farm.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013
Pain of Comfort reviews
The bloodshot eyes that spoke days of endless crying; the hollowness evident in her veridian orbs. He hasn't even seen her smile in weeks. Her heart is broken. My entry for AmberCahill's 'Never Forgotten' contest.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Thief of Life reviews
He would have traded anything to have her back, if only for one last argument or forced shopping trip. He would trade anything - his money, the mansion, everything he owned - for just one more night. One last chance to look into her glowing amber eyes and say goodbye. Natan angst. Post-DoD.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Dan C. - Complete
Time reviews
Maybe time was what everyone needed. Maybe it would help all of them if they just spent a little time to think. Maybe they could finally let the pain go. Normal. Time. They were words Amy hoped she would use a lot in the future. DoD spoilers.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Complete
Insanity's Love for Entertainment reviews
When cousins clash and strange bets are placed, what could Insanity have in store for them? Many angry Cahills having 'fun' with cinnamon clouds, Minecraft, softball bats, and Warheads. Rated T for Turtlecorn babies. For Lovely SOS's Contest-Contest!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Complete
Apologies reviews
"Come to mock me again?" he accused, his tone laced with the barely-concealed hate his eyes also held. "N-No," she replied, cursing God and all her 20 years that her infamous stutter had decided to reappear. "I-I came to apologize." Rated T for Amian-ness.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Demon Cupcakes reviews
Just your average fangirl/fanboy's rant about life and Trust No One. Not a story, more of a drabble. Rated T for LOTS of cursing. Unnecessary cursing. And just general stuff that's not suitable for young kids. LIVE LONG AND EAT CUPCAKES!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Complete
Jonah's Dilemma reviews
Jonah is frustrated. He has no ideas - his brain is drained. And he has three days to come up with the greatest list of songs possible for the special occasion. How can he do it? How DOES he do it? And without a band to help? Slight Amian and slight Natan. Rated T for random stuffs.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Jonah W. - Complete
Proposals and Disappointments reviews
This is it. The big night. Amy is sure of it... But how sure? 99%? 50%? Her doubt slowly increases as the night goes on. Why does Ian like to torture her like that? And why does he look so happy about it? But by the end of it, she's sure about one thing - He is NOT proposing tonight... Or is he? Rated T to be safe. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! :D
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
When The Ball Drops reviews
The sequel to Bowling With Santa and the 4th installment of the Holiday Series! What happens when you cross a strange-gods worshipping, deranged Grand Master Chef, a normally fashion-crazed British teenager who didn't bother to look nice, and 3 hyperactive blondes with Super Soakers? BACK FROM MY UNANNOUNCED HAITUS! (Rated T for the mention of a strange magical world in the clouds)
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
Bowling With Santa reviews
Sequel to Thanksgiving at Jonah's and the third installment of the Holiday Series! It's exactly what the title says it's about. Rated T for no reason.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
Not Over You reviews
Jonah catches Ian brooding over Amy in the living room one day...and he decides to help him get the girl. The question is, how does he plan on doing that? With style. Dedicated to beachbum999, and no, it wasn't too much trouble :) Amian fluff, and if it's cliche, I wouldn't know. Rated T for turtles.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
First Snow reviews
The first snow of winter leads to some interesting events. Dan is freaking out, Ian has plans of his own, and Amy is wonderstruck by the beauty of the landscape and gets raised to Ninja Lord status by her own brother. What could happen? Pure Amian. Yes, it's one of those cutsie, cliche, fluffy stories that people get tired of. Dedicated to TheUltimateArtist! :D Rated T for safety.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The 12 Days of Cahill Christmas reviews
Spoof of 'The 12 Days of Christmas.' Last lyric: And Some People Fighting Over Krispy Kreme!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Complete
If I Die Young reviews
Isabel Kabra is now out of prison. How? No one really knows. But after kidnapping Amy, telling her what she wants, then letting her go, the Cahills have to work together to stop the new threat and keep her from reaching her goal. Rated T for...you know...the usual stuff i.e. mild language, violence, kissing, etc. And of course, it's an AMIAN! Hope you like it! [HIATUS]
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,058 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Amy C., Ian K.
America the Beautiful reviews
"Not all things in America are bad. You know what? I'm going to show you how much better it is than you think." "Oh, really?" Ian challenged. He turned towards her and smirked. "And what if it doesn't work?" Amy smiled sweetly. "Trust me. It'll work."
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Thanksgiving at Jonah's reviews
Sequel to It's Halloween Time! This time, the holiday reunion isn't at Amy and Dan's mansion...it's at Jonah's. What will happen this time?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
It's Halloween Time! reviews
What happens when Halloween comes around? Cliche, one-shot. By the laws of the marshmallow gods, if you read this story, you must review, too! The author thanks you for your consideration.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
The Cahill Singathon reviews
Every Cahill seems to be kidnapped in some way or other by none other than...Jonah? Why? What is he planning? Read to find out! And at first, this wasn't intended to be Amian, but it kinda just morphed into one :P R&R, and all that! Rated T for turtles :P I reeeeally like turtles, btw. They're just so chill...
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete