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Joined 06-28-12, id: 4092464, Profile Updated: 08-12-17
Author has written 22 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Pokémon, Bleach, Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club, Harry Potter, and Yuri!!! on Ice.

Hi. There's not much to know about me, I guess. I'm just your average college girl (now graduated!) writing stories and reading fanfics and fangirling about my OTPs. Um, most inspiration I get from my stories are from other stories! I get them from tropes (soulmates, coffeehouse, etc.), from animes or mangas that I've read/watched, from other fanfics, etc. In terms of where I get my ideas, I'm incredibly unoriginal, but I like to think my writing style makes up for it? Yeah, let's go with that.

I have an AO3 account, also under the name haplesshippo, as well as a (very empty, never posted upon before, literally never use it unless it's to follow other people) Tumblr, also at (you guessed it!) haplesshippo.

I always reply to PMs, and every comment warms my cold little heart. You readers are the light of my life when it comes to writing, so thanks for reading!

Sincerely yours,

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October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 217,478 - Reviews: 2564 - Favs: 3,815 - Follows: 4,325 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 76 - Words: 453,752 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 6,702 - Follows: 6,664 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
When Harry Met Tom by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
When the battle in the department of mysteries heads south, Harry finds herself flung backwards in time to 1942, where Tom Riddle is a prefect in his fifth year. Armed with this knowledge, but little else, Harry desperately tries to find a way home and for once in her life not screw it up. Tom, for his own part, wonders when Harry Evans will head back to the mothership. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 161,276 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 3,641 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 1/8/2018 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Sehnsucht by OpalescentGold reviews
In an unidentifiable location of Japan, a woman named Cynthia, the founder of the Cervello and the former Vongola Adviser, dies. Some few hundred years later, in a location of Japan now known as Namimori, a baby named Noriko is born.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 60,000 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 5/14/2020 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Vongola 1st generation, Vongola 10th Generation, OC - Complete
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,955 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 671,889 - Reviews: 5379 - Favs: 4,994 - Follows: 3,183 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Marie D Suesse And The Mystery New Pirate Age! by Phalanx reviews
A girl from the real world falls into the One Piece world and finds herself on the Thousand Sunny. But why is the ship deserted? What happened to the crew? And how do Trafalgar Law, the Heart Pirates, and the so-called Pirate Queen factor in all of this? A contemplative, comprehensive take on OCs, Mary Sues and their parodies, all deconstructed with a macabre twist. Not a bashfic!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,267 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - T. Law, unknown 1, Heart P., Eleven Supernovas - Complete
The World in Black and White by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
aka Why Hollow/Quincy/Shinigami Flatshares Are a Bad Idea. Mostly filler-free! Now with 100% fewer moths! Beta'd by Love Psycho. #45: A Brief Interlude, a.k.a. I ATEN'T DEAD.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 134,573 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K.
Not Quite as Planned by cerokun reviews
Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,753 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 3,582 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4196 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 348 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
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Liquid Courage reviews
It isn't often that Harry truly gets to know his customers in Death's Crossing, but sometimes there are one or two customers whom he'll remember, who'll remind him of when he was alive. Sequel to Death's Crossing. Oneshot. Crossover with Assassin's Creed and Homestuck.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
not with a whimper, but with a bang reviews
Four provinces war each other for the favor of King Dumbledore. To the southwest, the denizens of the Forbidden Forest grow more unruly. Within the Phoenix Palace, old enemies rise again. And from beyond the borders of Hogwarts, a man makes his way back home, with plans of revenge in his heart. A Nirvana in Fire/Lang Ya Bang inspired story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2018 - Tom R. Jr.
Hero of Legend (alternatively: Kyoya falls into a JRPG) reviews
One moment, Kyoya was sitting in the middle of his living room. The next, he'd been thrust into another world and was expected to defeat the Big Bad. Somehow, he manages to fuck everything up within one day of being there.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 12/29/2017 - K. Hibari - Complete
gifts come in all shapes and sizes reviews
Tsuna's always been content with his little coffee shop and his customers. This year, he gets just a little more for Christmas. Oneshot, Christmas fic.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,529 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/28/2017 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Scarbo reviews
It was on these clear, blue nights, with the moon hanging full over the silent village, when Yuuri's anxiety came to life. Part 3 of Gaspard de la nuit.
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2017 - Yuuri K., Viktor N. - Complete
A Thousand Paths Among the Stars reviews
That space fic in which Harry Potter almost dies too many times, Tom Riddle slowly becomes the most smitten fool on the ship, and there are a lot of exploding things. Too many exploding things. Adventure, drama, romance, angst! A Star-Trek fusion...thing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,654 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/12/2017 - Published: 9/6/2017 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Across The Fairy Ring reviews
This is a world where fairies dance, sirens sing, and dullahan ride. This is a school where our classmates have feathers, scales, and fur. This is a place to learn, to accept, to teach. This is Hogwarts Academy. A mythological creature!AU short drabble series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2017
Tsuna's Fantastical Pokemon Adventure reviews
Or the one where Tsuna really, really didn't want anything to do with Pokemon, and somehow, he ended up with the rowdiest, most terrifying group of Pokemon possible. Really, how was this his life?
Crossover - Pokémon & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,381 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 8/17/2017 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
Le gibet reviews
On a hill stood a tree, bent and scarred, and from the tree hung a rope, and from the rope, a man. Warnings for dark theme and descriptions of violence and death. Part 2 of Gaspard de la nuit.
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2017 - Yuuri K., Viktor N. - Complete
Death's Crossing reviews
Welcome to Death's Crossing, a bar where the alcohol flows free, the bartender is always willing to lend an ear, and the dead visit when they can't move on. Oneshot, mild crossover with One Piece and Naruto.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/10/2017 - Complete
Ondine reviews
Legends tell of a mythical creature named Ondine, who resides in lakes and tempts men into its lair with promises of eternal life. Its clothes are said to be woven out of moonlight, and it takes the visage of whoever man desires most. It arrives with dusk and leaves at dawn, leaving no trace of its presence except for the drowned corpses of its victims. Part 1 of Gaspard de la nuit
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Yuuri K., Viktor N. - Complete
this isn't a fairytale (but it ends happily anyways) reviews
In which Yuuri the dragon accidentally kidnaps Viktor the prince, Yuri the mage is enraged and Mila the knight tries to calm him down (which never works, really), and Georgi the bard and Christophe the archer are just along for the ride.
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/7/2017 - Yuuri K., Viktor N. - Complete
Let Me Write You A Love Song reviews
Snapshots of falling in love, of falling out of love, of passionate love, of love between family and love between friends. About those who have loved but shouldn't have, and those who cannot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2017 - Complete
these hands that destroy (will save the world) reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi never felt right in his skin. In a search for somewhere he belongs, he travels to Nippon, a landmass in the middle of the ocean none dare to tread, full of monsters beyond horror's imagination and beings risen from nightmares. Bloodborne/Dark Souls inspired.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Mishap reviews
As Master of Death, Harry Potter is tasked with sending his legion of death minions to take the lives of those whose times have come. However, Harry accidentally kills one Sawada Tsunayoshi before he's supposed to die. Out of a sense of obligation (and boredom, really), Harry decides to take his place. This goes just about as well as one would expect. A silly, open-ended oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 235 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Harry P., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
When I Remember reviews
The world was a cold, unforgiving place. Physically, although challenging, I could survive. Mentally? Well, I would probably go insane. It probably wasn't too healthy to want to kill the person I was supposed to be protecting, after all. Self-insert.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,248 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Vongola 10th Generation
Ready, Set, Sold! reviews
It all starts with selling the Iwatobi swim club member's bodies for money (no, Nagisa, not as sex slaves!) and ends with tooth-rotting fluff and promises. Humor. Oneshot. SouHaru.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Haruka N., Sousuke Y. - Complete
Back To A Time Long Since Forgotten reviews
Given the task of changing Soul Society by the Soul King after being unfairly imprisoned by Central 46, Ichigo is sent back to a time where those who should have been dead are alive and devious plots are afoot. He has the potential to drive Soul Society's fate in a better, brighter direction, but whether he can make the correct choices is another matter entirely.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,589 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 257 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Ichigo K.
Calm Tides Bring Peaceful Times reviews
In which Hibari is a policeman, Mukuro and Chrome are lifeguards, Yamamoto runs a restaurant, Ryohei is a physical therapist, Gokudera is a marine biologist, Lambo is an actor, and Tsuna is a mermaid. Or, the really weird Future Fish Free! inspired AU nobody asked for but everyone got anyways.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 144 - Published: 6/1/2015
Inscribed reviews
Every person has a soul mark, the first thing that one's soul mate ever says to him or her, a mark that someone out there in the world loves you. In which Mukuro's skin is blank except for the bloodstains covering it, and Tsuna's soul mark cuts at his heart every time he sees it. Oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 140 - Published: 3/31/2015
Of Paper, Hair, and Gods reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi is a college student gifted in creating art. When he discovers the existences of gods and creatures of legend, his life is turned upside down. As he gains more family members, he discovers more about the world around him as well as about himself.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,711 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
Lyrics and Harmony reviews
A collection of songfics, taken from any genre, language, or culture. Follow the lives of Katekyo Hitman Reborn characters, and listen as they detail their experiences and tales.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014