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Me:Artemis fowl is the best!!!!!!

Sculduggery pleasant: is not I am!!!

Me: ... Your cool as well

Sculduggery p:not goodenuf

Me:hay arty dose not have a story by me yet, you have

Skulduggery p:...

Artemis fowl:ha she prefers me

Setimis heap:she prefers me not you

Me:do not

Percy jacson:you all lie I am her favourite

Cater Kane:na I da best

Me:... Well I am going in to hiding -mumbling-what threat shall I use so Thay stop fiting

Artemis f:buttler kill them

Harry potter:stopifiy

Me:stop fighting or I will never do a nother story and I will bern all your books

Percy jacson:its lovely to meet you all

All: -nod-

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature for

Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick

by my side I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

Now swear it on the River Styx!

Now swear it on the River Styx!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

A stranger stabs you in the front

A friend stabs you in the back

A boyfriend stabs your heart

Best Friends only poke each other with straws

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more tratie fluff!).

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.

when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod.

you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth you curse out the gods when something bad happens.

you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.

you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.

you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days.

you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon

everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades.

you talk about them nonstop.

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)

You know Muse is the best singers. (Get it, the Nine Muses?? x)

you Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D)

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math.When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO,and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Son (Or daughter if you're a girl) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list=)

You call yourself a demigod=)

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real=)

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO=)

You've called someone you know a satyr.=)

You name your pet fish Clovis

Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson(My friends. do they count? if so...) =)

You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends)=)

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT

You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name

you change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me Annabeth"*

you try to talk to horses

you try to summon the dead

you try to summon lightning

you try to breathe underwater

you look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement

you check to see if horses have wings before you ride them

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

MY FAVORITE PERCY JACKSON QUOTES:

With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo,

THE LAST OLYMPIAN

"See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo,

THE LOST HERO

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy,

THE DEMIGOD FILES

"No, no. Rainbows. Very macho." - Leo,

THE LOST HERO

"Rainbows, ponies." "I'm gonna toss you off this chariot."- Leo and Butch,

THE LOST HERO

Put this in your profile if you love to laugh

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I promise to remember Artemis

Whenever I'm thinking hard

I promise to remember Holly

Whenever I’m called a wild card

I promise to protect nature

For the People’s sake of course

I promise to remember Julius

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Foaly

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Butler

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Mulch

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Angeline

Whenever I meet someone that makes me feel alright

I promise to remember Trouble

Whenever I see an older sibling scold their younger brother

I promise to remember Opal

Whenever I see someone who hates all others

I promise to remember Artemis Senior

Whenever someone escapes death

I promise to remember Minerva

Whenever a girl wants to be the best

I promise to remember the Fowl twins

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember the magma chutes

whenever I see something melting metal.

I promise to remember Juliet

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Vishby

whenever I hear a frustrated scream

I promise to remember Doodah

whenever I see someone driving hardcore

I promise to remember the secret fairy chutes

whenever I see a hole in the floor

I promise to remember those who fought in the time stream

whenever I see someone go against the flow

Yes I promise to remember Artemis Fowl Wherever I may go

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Edward Cullen, Damon Salvatore), SlytherinLuver(Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Tom Riddle, Edward Cullen) Nymphadora1177(james potter, ron weasley) QueenOfEpic (SEBASTIAN FREAKING MICHAELIS!!! And Shark Boy), artisticadri1999 (Ohmistars, you want me to name them ALL?! Ok... Artemis Fowl, Jonathan Christopher Morgenstern, Ciel Phantomhive, Death the Kid, Kyo Sohma, Damon Salvatore, Fang, Ed Elric, Roy Mustang, and etc. etc. You get the point),hitthefloorrunning( Artemis fowl,Iggysculdugery plesant)

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Dear Students by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Dumbledore sends his students a letter at three in the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 22,586 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Albus D.
The Incredible Story of Molly Eyre by Robin Janette reviews
Molly Eyre becomes the governess of the ward of a gentleman named Sherlock Holmes. Can Molly find happiness in Thornfield Hall, Mr. Holmes' home away from London? Time will tell. 1800s Sherlolly romance told through the rough story of Jane Eyre, with Molly as Jane Eyre, Sherlock as Mr. Rochester, and more characters to be incorporated later. Rated T to be safe. Now updating again!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,287 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.]
Lion Unity by Fruitality reviews
In the books, Harry's been betrayed by his house so many times it's never a surprise. But what if the Gryffindors got their act together after Harry's first year and start acting like a family again? The result is Lion Unity, where wizards and witches all over the world learn not to mess with Harry and his huge family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 250,478 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 12/23/2012
Secret Santa by betawho reviews
The Doctor and River take Amy and Rory to a world where Secret Santa has been raised to a whole new level...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Randolf the Red Nosed Reindeer by betawho reviews
Santa's lost one of his reindeer, the Doctor must help to get it back.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/14/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Wherever It's Christmas by betawho reviews
Amy has decided it's time to celebrate Christmas in the Tardis, whether the guys like it or not. That means finding a tree, shopping for presents, cooking Christmas dinner, and Christmas morning! But this is the Tardis, and things can get a little weird.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,131 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Remember that time by MysticFantasy reviews
Stuck inside on a rainy day, the Avengers remember hilarious moments during missions and their time together as a team. [Accepting requests]
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 65,662 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 4/14/2013
Avengers and Social Networking by Ash'telbar reviews
What if the Avengers all had various social networking accounts? The results are in...it's going to be a disaster. Chapter 26: DeviantArt Part 2
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,230 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Switching Bodies Is So 2013 by DoctorFitzy reviews
If you switched bodies with your best friend, how would you react? The famous duo FitzSimmons makes another debut this time by inventing a machine that allows the switching of bodies. How will they try to hide this from Ward and the rest of the suspicious team? Who's going to take the blame for this catastrophe as FitzSimmons tries to adjust to their "new" bodies?
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 10/14/2013 - G. Ward, L. Fitz, J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy - Complete
Things not to do on the Mobile Command Unit by albert12 reviews
There are some things that SHIELD's agents really shouldn't do… as Coulson's team learns the hard way.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - P. Coulson, M. May
I Love You!(No Seriously) by superhusbandfeels reviews
Normally, Tony didn't mind when people fought over him. What bugged him was that it was his TEAMMATES who are currently fighting over him. "He sung me to sleep when I had a nightmare!" "He changed me when I spilled juice all over me!" "He told me he loved me!" "HE SAID THAT TO ALL OF US!" Tony was screwed. Tony x everyone. Competitive avengers. Warnings inside.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,723 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Friends Forever by LisaMichelle25 reviews
After many crossed wires of Grant and Jemma thinking Skye and Leo were secretly dating they finally managed to set things straight. Grant finally ended up with Skye and Jemma with Leo. The 4 best friends are now as happy as can be and no matter what happens they'll truly always be...friends forever.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,241 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy] [L. Fitz, J. Simmons] - Complete
The Mystrade Chronicles by LonelyThursday reviews
If there one thing Mycroft Holmes does NOT want, it is to go on a date with this woman, but WHY did he have to say he has a boyfriend (which he doesn't have). How can he get out of this? a birthday present for my very good friend Wisteria22.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] OC
The Big Three Table by District4-divergent-nephilim reviews
Percy's had enough of sitting by himself at the Poseidon table, so he's decided to take matters into his own hands. BLOOD OF OLYMPUS SPOILERS.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
Without Borders by QuirkyMolly reviews
Sherlock volunteered to help Molly with her wedding plans. Will this go well or something much more for him to handle? Set after TSOT. This was inspired by a Tumblr post by cumbercookie81.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,488 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Nøkk by T. Z. Townshend reviews
Just as she is an unusual woman, he is an unusual water spirit. His beautiful song draws her in and her kind words bind them together.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Cinematic by FullReverse reviews
Percy and Annabeth's break up was inevitable, especially where the words "We need to talk" were concerned. There were too many factors to their dysfunctional relationship. But, not everything is like the movies. They may not get back together, but at least, Percy has a chance at happiness. A chance namely being Nico di Angelo. Nicercy with a side of Frank/Leo, slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/13/2014 - [Percy J., Nico A.] [Leo V., Frank Z.] - Complete
Walk This Way With Me by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Annabeth's a model and Percy might have a mild fascination. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
To The Ends Of The Earth by RunYouCleverBoyAndRememberMe reviews
The Doctor didn't land in Amy's garden, nor Sherlock's nor Johns. But he did land in Molly Hooper'... Follow the adventures of the Doctor, Sherlock and Molly. Replacing Amy and Rory with Sherlock and Molly. set pre- SiP. will include Sherlock episodes as well as series 5,6 and 7.1. started writing before series 3, will try to include as much of it as possible.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 50,519 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
A Goodbye From Ward by NothatRose reviews
Ward gets a chance to say goodbye to Fitz. Sprinkled with a little dose of SkyeWard.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2014 - G. Ward, L. Fitz, Skye/Daisy - Complete
May's Mother's Day Surprise by Pink Crane reviews
All attempts to post this yesterday were unsuccessful, so it's a day late. The team throws May a Mother's Day party while in between missions, she is surprised and reflects on what it means to her. Mayson with Team/Family.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [M. May, P. Coulson] - Complete
Shadow by B00k Freak reviews
Skye follows May around, trying to stay out of her sight, then May decides to get revenge. Skye May friendship.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/11/2014 - P. Coulson, M. May, Skye/Daisy - Complete
Audio Commentary by TheLateNightStoryteller reviews
Skye, Simmons and Fitz watch a horror movie together at the hotel in between 1x20 and 1x22. Fitz and Simmons have some opinions about the movie and, after a comment from Skye, about which of them is the most adorable. I am rating this T for violence that I mention occurs in the horror movie. There is no swearing or sexual content.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2014 - L. Fitz, J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy - Complete
Totally Not Drunk by Sketchy-d00d reviews
Alex is drunk and he refuses to admit it. Darwin/Alex T for language.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Darwin, Alexander S./Havok] Hank/Beast, Sean C./Banshee - Complete
The Second Life and Times of Grant Ward by The North Wyn reviews
"You know," Skye comments, repositioning the bundle in her arms. "It's surprisingly easy to steal a baby." "Kidnap," Simmons corrects nervously. ((Crack-y.))
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/8/2014 - G. Ward, Skye/Daisy, J. Simmons, L. Fitz - Complete
The Sweet Stuff by its-amagicalplace reviews
Make 'em kiss prompt. May is baking a cake for Fitz's birthday, when Coulson comes in and causes a bit of chaos. Fluffy Philinda romance stuff.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [M. May, P. Coulson] - Complete
Hug Me Brother! by LisaMichelle25 reviews
Grant definitely wasn't the type to randomly reach out and hug you. Neither was Leo really. But on 6 occasions during times of stress and chaos Grant and Leo found themselves doing what neither of them ever thought they'd do - they hugged each other. Even the whole team witnessed once. They'd become just like brothers and they liked to hug! (Part 1 of my Hug Me Brother! verse)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/4/2014 - G. Ward, L. Fitz - Complete
To Save a Friend by baker's huntress reviews
Leo Fitz would do anything to save his friends…well, almost anything.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2014 - L. Fitz, G. Ward, J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy - Complete
Ward vs the Crib by question-mark007 reviews
Fluffy drabble AU. Future fic. Skye's pregnant and Ward is putting the crib together. Well, he's trying to. Turns out it's a lot harder than it looks…. [Established SkyeWard]
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/22/2014 - G. Ward, Skye/Daisy, L. Fitz, J. Simmons - Complete
Friends are the Family We Choose by Patchwork Author reviews
Skye drags Fitz to get her tattoo removed, and a whole new adventure begins. Tattoos may not necessarily be permanent, but she can think of one thing that is. The love she has for her team. (Fluffy one-shot cause this family needs it. Skitz brotp-centric, with bits of Skyeward and Fitzsimmons and illusions to philinda. And ALL of the brotps)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Complete
3 Times before they Speak by hogwartswonderland reviews
Their first meeting was at Union Station. The met again a week later in a small internet café in Miami. Neither know the others name until they meet again in Switzerland, where Skye finally takes the chance and introduces herself to the mysterious man with the metal arm.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Skye/Daisy - Complete
Up to Date by somanyfeelings reviews
Ward really shouldn't be surprised that Skye would do something like sign him up for an online dating site.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2014 - G. Ward, Skye/Daisy - Complete
Directionless by The North Wyn reviews
"Are we lost?" Skye appears at Ward's shoulder, literally; her chin is physically resting on his shoulder. "I think we're lost." Team sibling fluff.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2014 - G. Ward, Skye/Daisy, J. Simmons, L. Fitz - Complete
Tickle Monster by AgentCastielWinchester reviews
Skye and Jemma get stuck in a SHIELD nursery on a mission. After a while, they start to play with the kids, however, Jemma doesn't know how to play their favorite game! Thanks to Skye, she does now! (A Skimmons friendship fic, prompted by alyssanm)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2014 - J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy - Complete
Annoyed by Anytha84 reviews
Simmons receives flowers from Agent Triplett and Fitz is jealou- No, he's not. He's annoyed. Prompt #9-Red. R&R
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [J. Simmons, L. Fitz] Skye/Daisy - Complete
Love Potion Number Nine by Jack E. Peace reviews
"You're making a love potion? No way." Skye laughs. "No. Way." Jemma huffs out a breath. "It's not…it's for science!"
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/27/2014 - [J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy] - Complete
Love in Ogygia? Hades, No! by Tabbynerdicat reviews
-COMPLETE- HoH SPOILERZ! So, what if Nico washed up on Ogygia after the war against Gaia? Is he trapped there forever? Will Calypso survive until Leo comes to both of their rescue? NicoxCalypso friendship. Caleo, one sided Percico. Please Read and Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,463 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Leo V., Calypso] Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Misdirection by Alex Kade reviews
Fitz and Ward are paired up again on a mission, and things don't really go any better for them this time than they did last time. In fact, they wind up a little worse, but it's not the fault of the villains... Humor and whump ensue. :)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2014 - G. Ward, L. Fitz - Complete
Truth or dare Harry Potter style! by FrozenWithTheTimelords reviews
COMEPLETE I decided to do a truth or dare story it is my first story. So basically the Gryffindors play truth or dare with the Slytherins. Since I ship Dramione this story will have Dramione in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sherlock and Company by Jinx2016 reviews
After a certain consulting detective blew up his flat with a spoon and muffin mix Lestrade finds himself sharing the new and improved 221B with Sherlock and John. / A sequal to 20 Days With Lestrade. It CAN be read alone. currently on hiatus
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,259 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Arrows amour by artemisgirl reviews
Professor Delacour's brilliant plan for Valentine's Day has an unexpected result for Draco Malfoy: a besotted Hermione following him around like a puppy. Short piece of fun Dramione fluff in time for the holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sev, You can stop oiling your hair now! by Kinnu reviews
The one-shot is about Snape wanting to have someone continue to love him, because he keeps losing people who come to care for him, like Lily and his mother. He keeps oiling his hair for Draco to keep loving him, since he is Draco's godfather. Snape POV and implied Dramione...Written for The Character from your House Challenge where I got Snape. Hurrah for Slytherins!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Severus S. - Complete
June Fifth by ScarlettSunshine reviews
Oneshot. Draco doesn't need, nor want, to celebrate his birthday. "June fifth…" Hermione frowned. "That's today." "Ten points to Gryffindor," he drawled. "Um…Happy birthday," she offered lamely. "Thanks." His tone was clipped. "Do...what're your plans?" she asked. "Well, lunch once you get the hell out of my office."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fiction Come Fact by CherryWolf-chan reviews
"Hermione, I'm really curious to know what Muggle parents tell their children at bedtime. I still can't get over the fact that you'd never heard The Tales of Beedle the Bard." "You've never heard of what! What kind of childhood did you have!" "Well we have plenty of Muggle fairy tales to keep children occupied." "Really; do you mind telling us some Granger?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L., Theodore N.
Greek Love by PervKatzchen reviews
Leo isn't someone you should ever let get bored. Nico isn't the sort of person who falls asleep in the crows nest of the Argo. But it happens and Leo formulates a plan that backfires marvelously in his (And Jason's) face. And everybody learns Percy is Greek through and through. *cough* Smut *cough*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
Clear Skies by somanyfeelings reviews
"He doesn't finish, but instead blurts something about 'was that an earthquake I felt' and runs away, leaving Skye to wonder what kind of earthquakes can be felt on an airborne plane. (None.)" Four times Grant Ward tries to ask Skye out and one time he actually does.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy] - Complete
The Suspect by CreativeReading reviews
Ward interrogates a difficult suspect.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - P. Coulson, M. May, G. Ward - Complete
Pajamas by baker's huntress reviews
A sleep-deprived Coulson is forced to decipher if FitzSimmons are really as innocent as they appear to be.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/13/2014 - P. Coulson, L. Fitz, J. Simmons - Complete
I Didn't Miss A Thing, Ward by NothatRose reviews
Simmons tried hypnosis on Skye. With disastrous or maybe, hilarious results.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/12/2014 - G. Ward, Skye/Daisy, L. Fitz, J. Simmons - Complete
That One Letter by InfinityLessThree reviews
Because we all have our pet theories on how Q got that mug. A collection of one-shots; prompts always welcome!
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Q 3
Tis the Season to Be Jolly by Anytha84 reviews
Winter meant hot chocolates with Fitz under a shared blanket while watching a movie, Christmas, snow and random snowball fights with Fitz, warm sweaters over her blouses, Fitz's scarf around her neck as he took her hand in his when he deemed she was bloody freezing and... and she didn't know when her favorite season started to revolve around Fitz so much.. Prompt #8: Cold. EDITED
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,469 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [J. Simmons, L. Fitz] - Complete
A Study In Parentage by Itty Bitty Albatross reviews
A quick look at the godly parents of some Sherlock characters, and the traits they passed on.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Super Snowball Fight by LisaMichelle25 reviews
When Coulson and May have to leave The Bus for the day they leave Grant in charge of everyone. Unluckily for Grant he's going to have to deal with a hyperactive girlfriend and his two crazy scientist friends who have just so happened to have rigged the Night Night Gun to blast out super snowballs! How can he rein them in? And what could possibly go wrong? He was about to find out!
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy] [L. Fitz, J. Simmons] - Complete
Pop Culture Trivia by Dalmatian Rex reviews
In which Steve Rogers, Thor, Spock, Sherlock Holmes, and Castiel are engaged in a battle of wits and media knowledge. Pure unadulterated crack ensues.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Castiel, Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Secret Santa on the Bus by RobinTheSoldier reviews
Skye introduces Secret Santa to the team. No pairings involved.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - G. Ward, L. Fitz, J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy - Complete
Love The Way You Laugh by BeverlyQueen reviews
Snow day on the BUS, pretty much a May and Coulson prompt from a friend. Avengers cameo at the end and lots of team bonding. R&R
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2013 - M. May, P. Coulson - Complete
Red Reindeer by Kateli reviews
"Red and gold, silver and green. The red reindeer meant URGENT, and that was the color parchment that had gotten tangled in Hermione's thick, bushy hair in its excitement to deliver a very important message." Hermione helps a coworker plan a holiday concert for charity. Just a small bit of holiday fluff! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Team Movie Night by The King's Soldier reviews
"Any Friday night on the Bus without a mission was designated as team movie night... Of course, actually choosing a movie was an ordeal in and of itself." An analysis of the movie preferences of each member of the team.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Complete
Castaways by emptyvessels reviews
Fitz and Simmons are locked in a retail store overnight. Mostly pre-canon fluff inspired by the season six episode 'Castaways' of Dawson's Creek (from which it gets its name).
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/30/2013 - L. Fitz, J. Simmons - Complete
Lord of the Finger by NandaSC reviews
'One finger to rule them all'… or just make everybody shut up.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Skye/Daisy, J. Simmons, L. Fitz, P. Coulson - Complete
Medley by Thomas Tom Tom reviews
Musical tastes aboard the Bus. I don't know what this is, a drabble? I don't know what ship it is either. I think it's FitzSimmons but it could be...uh...Coulsay? Moulson? Phelinda? Oh, whatever. Coulson/May. Probably.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/20/2013 - P. Coulson, M. May, L. Fitz, J. Simmons - Complete
What Do You Need? by jankmusic reviews
Five times Molly Hooper helped Sherlock Holmes, and one time he helped her.—Part of the One-a-Day Challenge
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
The Restricted Folder by ConsultingHunterOfGalifrey reviews
One would think, in all his years of service, that Agent Phil Coulson would know that anything could be dug up...
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2013 - P. Coulson - Complete
Only One May by coyote616 reviews
I really suck at summaries. Ward gets sick and the team realizes the bond between May and Ward.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Complete
He Does Care by MollyHooper828 reviews
Molly has been head over heels in love with Sherlock Homes since she first laid eyes on him. She's tried to give up on him and forget it all but he's Sherlock Holmes, what's a girl to do? But what Molly doesn't know is that despite his outward appearance, Sherlock really does care about Molly and he's determined to prove it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,182 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
For the Admins of Benedict Cumberface by Mariam Shabti reviews
This is a collection of five one-shots for my fellow admins of the Facebook page Benedict Cumberface. The stories are unrelated and not in chronological order, and each one is named for its respective admin. Enjoy, my lovelies.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, Irene A. - Complete
Thrive by addicted fan reviews
Molly is not a delicate flower.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
A Little Bit of Pixie Dust by ladylillianrose reviews
Halloween party at St. Barts. Mary assists Molly in selecting a costume. And we all know that Mary never has any tricks up her sleeve ;)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
Baby by Lono reviews
"Molly, you have to get out of this flat!" "I can't, Sherlock! I have a lease!"
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
Trick or Treat by Navy Babe reviews
It's Halloween at Baker Street and the biggest mystery that Sherlock has yet to solve is figuring out what Molly Hooper is going to dress up as.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
John's Girl by onceinabluemoon0013 reviews
Sherlock meets John's new girl friend, Molly Hooper, and wants her for himself. Sherlolly. Not to be taken seriously, this was inspired by the song "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W. - Complete
From a Boy by A Little Rusty reviews
He kisses her three times before he gets it right. First in the lab, second at her flat and third for a case. The right one? On a date that really wasn't a date but actually really was. His simple plan unexpectedly becomes rather elaborate. Oneshot. Sherlolly, of course. Fixed a few mistakes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Heightened frustration by Zora Arian reviews
Sometimes Sherlock is too tall for his own good. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Two Road Metaphor by jankmusic reviews
"Or you can take the other road, the one that's a bit more scary and into the unknown. Sure, it has risks, you'll probably bugger it up occasionally, but you'll be with Molly. She makes you happy. She makes you human, Sherlock, do you understand?" John Watson does his best to explain to Sherlock Holmes that choosing the Molly Hooper road is the best road for him.—Part of One-a-Day
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, John W. - Complete
one way conversations by SassafrasSandals reviews
the one time Sherlock Holmes made a phone call in his entire life. - Sherlolly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Checking up on Brothers by LunaIrenePond reviews
Q has the weekend off from espionage and secrets so what does he do, but check up on his brothers and see how they are getting along in life.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Complete
I Need a Hug by betawho reviews
The Doctor needs a hug. River, as usual, gives him more than he bargained for.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Legend of the 12 Letters by fallingauthor reviews
One boring lesson, 13 days before the end of the last term, the ghost Professor Binns came up with an idea to steal his students' attention. He told them the infamous legend of 12 letters. The next day, Hermione Granger started receiving unsually sweet letters from an anonymous.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,680 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Q10 by Shipp3r reviews
From a tumblr prompt: Everyone at MI6 know James and Q are together and married but what no one knows is they have 10 kids. That is until James and Q don't come in to work for a week and Eve goes to see them and finds out about their kids.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - James Bond/007, Q 3, OC
Why Are Our Roles Reversed? by Selene Illusinia reviews
Phones ringing at 2 am were rarely good. Clint's phone ringing at 2 am usually meant something had blown up. And he wasn't the person causing the explosion. Rated for language. References to the comic Battle Scars.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/11/2013 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.] Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F. - Complete
SHIELD by Byakko Loki reviews
Did Agent Phil Coulson ever tell you, that he was the one who originally presented the idea of calling the "Stategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division", simply "SHIELD"? No? Well, let me tell you a little story... (WARNING! EXTREMELY SHORT ONE-SHOT!)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F. - Complete
The One by MeganKray99 reviews
Thor, Tony, Clint, Steve, Bruce and Coulson talk about the moment they realised their partner was the one. There will be a chapter 2 with the other 3 in.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Secrets and Lies by PJOHPHGlove reviews
Leo is keeping a secret from the person he cares about most. Reyna is confused, not knowing what her boyfriend is keeping from her. Will he ever tell her? Read and find out :) LOTS OF LEYNA. Dont like, dont read. Simple :) Rated T cause im paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,124 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Reyna R., Leo V.
Of Purple Cardigan and Red Scarf by Chocochino reviews
For Percy Jackson Ship Week 2013. In which an erudite girl was convinced by a boy who always wear his dirty red scarf every day (even in the middle of summer days) to put on her purple cardigan to school. AU, drabble, Leo/Reyna
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Stalked and Backstabbed by Takara Phoenix reviews
Sequel to "Stalking the Backstabber"! The crew of the Argo II agrees to bring Luke's soul back to the underworld, but Percy will be facing someone else down there... Octavian/Percy slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2013 - [Octavian, Percy J.] - Complete
The Trouble with Technology by liz1967 reviews
What Happens when the Head of MI6 gets a new toy
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - James Bond/007
Simple Things by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
The Quartermaster, The British Government and the Dead Man Walking come home for Christmas with their mother. (Sherlock/Skyfall crossover)
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Q 3, Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Silence Is Golden by Marvelite5Ever reviews
But duct tape is decidedly not. (Post-Avengers. In which Loki temporarily doesn't have access to his magic because of a magical artifact he's carrying around, and takes a liking to duct tape as the next best thing. Actually more serious than it sounds, with bits of angst, hurt/comfort, [as well as humor], and strange circumstances thrown into the mix.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,546 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bad Case of the Mondays by permanentdestination reviews
Poor Molly Hooper has firmly come to believe that no good deed goes unpunished. Things look bleak for the normally effervescent and cheery pathologist until she finds a new mantra and along with it a new found confidence that even a man who claims to be "married to his work" would be hard pressed to ignore. Sherlock/Molly
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 22,179 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
A Study in Time and Space by Loki Iama reviews
Instead of having to deal with the Fall all by himself Sherlock gets some help from an Old Friend. Dr. Who - Sherlock Crossover. Small One-Shot
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2013 - 11th Doctor, DI Lestrade, John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The mysterious disappearance of Teddy Solo by Potix reviews
Fluffy kid!Lock . Molly can't find her precious teddy bear anywhere, and needs Sherlock's help to retrieve it. But Sherlock bears a personal grudge against it...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Calypso's Curse by Epona's Chosen reviews
"The Roman's Queen, poisoned by Calypso's Curse. To be freed by true love's touch, the Greek who isn't called a hero but he is one all the same." Reyna flinched, for more reasons than one. First was the eerie way Rachel spoke, second was when she realised it was a prophecy, and thirdly, was when she realised it was probably about her. LeoxReyna.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Safe and Sound by Shutupandsparkle reviews
The war of Gaia is approching, choices have to be made, bonds have to hold strong, but most of all, Sacrifices have to be made. The seven have come this far, but it's not over yet. A song based story, Safe and Sound, Taylor Swift. Beware the feels.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R., Gaia
We're not gullible by Lestrudel S reviews
Sherlock is new at St. Stewart's school. To his surprise he fits in well after a while, but when his science teacher disappears, it's up to him, John, Molly and Greg to find out what has really happened. Rated T for language, violence and dark themes. May contain fluffy Sherlolly. Please R&R
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
Sk8er Boi by MissRaevalynn reviews
What if all those girls regretted that they turned down Leo? What if Reyna sang them a song to remember? Be warned, LEYNA AHEAD! ReynaxLeo Based off of Avril Lavigne's 'Sk8er Boi'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Bit of a Giggle by TimeLord98 reviews
Sherlock is sulking and John has a brilliant plan to cheer him up, but he needs Molly's help.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] John W. - Complete
Epilogue, Plan B by lkuecrar reviews
This is how I think the series should have ended, instead of that cringe-inducing epilogue. J. K. said she wished she wouldn't have put Ron and Hermione together (she wished she had put Harry with Hermione). Anyways, this is how I hope the end of the series would have been if she had included Dramione, by some strange twist of fate!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Study Guide by Tearoom Saloon reviews
What could be so bad about sharing a suite with Sherlock Holmes? She'd have her own room, and that would mean peace and quiet, right?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Love of my Life, my Soul Mate by Sammie-x reviews
As the war has ended, the students have returned to Hogwarts. Hermione Granger has realised things are not to be the same. Pushed aside by the people she called her best friends, who can she turn to, to help her when she hears some dreadful news?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,426 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Post Yule Ball by discussionsonpaper reviews
Hermione is left at the base of the staircase after her fight with Ron at the Yule ball. What happens when someone unexpected comes into the picture to comfort her? Characters do not belong to me just the plot :D Thank you Lilly for helping me :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The day he bought her tampons by Neheigh Fluffydoodle reviews
"It's just a woman problem Draco. I'm just on my way to see Madam Pomfrey now for a pain reliever potion and I'll be fine." Now Draco Malfoy, like any man, never really needs to know about what time of the month it is. Or when the amazing creature that is a woman defies science by bleeding profusely for up to two weeks without dying? it's mind boggling. FUN LITTLE ONE SHOT OOC/AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Most of the Time by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Sherlock's little brother pays an unexpected visit to Baker Street, and, much to John's surprise, it turns out that Sherlock isn't that bad an older brother. (Sherlock/Skyfall crossover)
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Q 3, John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
221b Skyfall by Darkfangz13 reviews
Sherlock Double-0!AU. Set to the movie Skyfall. Forgive the unoriginal title and enjoy!
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
New Friends for Old Friends by PrepareToBeMildlyEntertained reviews
Mickey and Martha are out shopping when they over hear someone talking about The Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Martha J., Mickey S., Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
The Blood-Red Dunes: The 80th Hunger Games by ArcherDaughter reviews
The 80th Hunger Games will be a living hell. Does your character have what it takes to win? Sign yours up! Take your chance, the instructions are inside. Read and participate in this year's BLOOD-SPILLING EVENT and watch your character's progress. If you dare...
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 70,129 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013
The Musicians' Duet by musicality7437 reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Sherlock's vanished from Molly's flat again, and Molly needs to vent somehow. What she didn't expect was what Sherlock would do when he suddenly walked back in. Hints of Sherlolly.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The London Detective by AllYourGeek reviews
Molly Hooper had a rather secret passion; her spare time from St. Bart's was spent writing detective mystery stories. Set after "A Scandal in Belgravia", but with minimal spoilers. Sherlock/Molly hints, rated T for mild language. Check reviews for Author Notes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,881 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Wedding Guests by sillythings reviews
A sequel to "The Voyeurs." One-shot, I think :).
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
What's in a name? by GoldenVine reviews
Sherlock and Molly have welcomed their beautiful baby boy into the world but the trouble is they don't know what to call him. Queue Uncle Mycroft to the rescue! Fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Leyna by Dr. Henry reviews
Leo is building a replacement ship for the Argo ll after it is destroyed in battle. Reyna comes to inspect his work and is curious about the ship's name. (LeoxReyna) Disclaimer: I only own the plot of this story. I do not own the characters or the Argo ll.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Caught by betawho reviews
Why does dad always catch you when you're having a good snog? River and the Doctor get caught by the most unexpected person...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
FFD: Welcome Back Eighth Years by MercyDragon264 reviews
The Battle for Hogwarts is over and those who would have graduated return for another year at Hogworts. What happens when a new class is introduced, forcing bonds that otherwise would not have been formed? Welcome back eighth years! You're gonna need all the luck you can get with 'Family Functions and Dynamics for Dummies! OOC, OC's, Disclaimer!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,846 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mannequin by ThePraetorLady reviews
Jason has second thoughts about Piper, but he doesn't realize just how much he doesn't know about Reyna. Lighthearted Leyna! T for brief, minor swearing. Oneshot. Written before HoH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Invent Your Job, Then Marry It by TheWhovianSherlockian reviews
Irene Adler, Jim Moriarty, and Sherlock Holmes thoughts as they do their daily work.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty, Irene A. - Complete
A Cat's Eye for Detail by BonGarland reviews
Prompted by a friend to do a Swap!Lock scenario, I chose Sherlock and Mrs. Hudson, and..This happened...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by whytejigsaw reviews
Molly asks Sherlock for an unexpected favour & much to his surprise, he agrees. Plotting ensues with help from John. One-shot. Betaed by ThinkswithPen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Hey Granger by missmandymalfoy reviews
It all started with two simple words. Hermione's and Draco's notes they pass to each other when they are seated next to each other in Potions, crack fic...because we all know Snape intends to stir up trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,860 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rules of Engagement by MG12CSI16 reviews
A mental list of rules Sherlock compiles during his engagement to Molly. For experimental purposes of course... Established Sherlolly.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,636 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Bondlock: Deductions & Technology by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Greg, John and James have their Holmes Brothers Bitching Night. So Mycroft, Sherlock and Q will have their own night. Not that they want to, of course. But their partners are forcing them to spend time together, in the hopes that they'll stop fighting. Worse case scenario, they burn down 221B. See warnings inside.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Q 3, Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Bondlock: Drinking & Bonding by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
James, Greg and John bond over their boyfriends. Mycroft and Sherlock somehow end up in trouble, and Q's a happy Quartermaster. See warnings inside.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/18/2013 - James Bond/007, John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Bondlock: A Bit Not Good & Stop With The Kidnapping by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
According to John, it was a bit not good of Sherlock to break-in to James Bond's flat to threaten him. And, according to Greg, Mycroft should stop kidnapping people. Like, right now. Seriously. Q's just happy with threatening his brothers. See warnings inside.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Q 3, Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
A heart to show by Zora Arian reviews
Sherlock helps Molly out on her little origami problem, to which she gives him a little suggestion. Sherlock then has a small moment with his father. Teen!lock; one-shot; Father's Day special.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Mycroft and Sherlock by TheWhovianSherlockian reviews
A short story about Mycroft and Sherlock both as kids and as adults before Sherlock meets John. Mycroft is stuck babysitting Sherlock and the ramifications that will annoy Mycroft for many years to come.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The 1st Magical Hunger Games by Mrs Uchiha-Fullbuster-Vex reviews
Pamen is magical. The mortals have crushed the mages (unusual, yes, but...) and are forcing them to compete in a magical Hunger Games. The mages must fight to the death in an unbound arena, where anything goes... If this one goes well, there may just be a sequel.
Crossover - Skulduggery Pleasant series & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012
Princesses Don't Marry Convicts by Charlie'sLostVampire reviews
It's the day of Rapunzel's coronation, and it causes Eugene to come to some slightly painful realizations. Told from his POV. Rated K for language.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Consulting, Criminals & Convoluted Caring by CompanionToMisterHolmes reviews
Swap!Lock. Molly Hooper is a consulting detective, alongside her good friend a one Miss Irene Adler an ex-army padre. Sherlock Holmes is not bumbling or shy, but he is mildly in love with Molly Hooper, the elusive woman who works for his brother and broods behind the microscopes of his lab of St. Barts. Caring is twisted, intricate, as convoluted as a good case. Eventual Sherlolly.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, Irene A., John W.
Doubts by Lex Fowler reviews
Leo doubts the Seven's needing him. The camp convinces him in a rather weird and violent way to stay. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Leo V. - Complete
Beyond Breaking Point by Katsham333 reviews
Octavian is beyond breaking point, and can't take any more punches, so what happens when Jason still has one more left a fight! but what happens when Reyna steps in and overhears something she isn't suposed to... T cuz i'm paranoid please read revew and answer :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Jason G., Reyna R., Octavian
The Muggle's Week by MarriedtoDraco reviews
Draco, the Head Boy is given a task by Dumbledore to make everyone celebrate a week dedicated to muggles. Draco decides to make it a special dedication to Hemione. Each day dedicated to one of Hermione's fantasies. What all does Draco do? How does it turn out? Funny and Romantic! Major fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Invitation by Petra Todd reviews
Sherlock receives an invitation to Molly Hooper's wedding and realizes that he might just be too late.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Expectations by whatMuffins reviews
Sometimes, the general expectations are wrong. Warning! Characters maybe a bit OOC! Dramione! Hope you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Capture the Flag by YouCanCallMe MrsMalfoy reviews
With spirits low after Cedric's murder, Hogwarts staff becomes desperate in need of ways to cheer students up. When Hermione suggests a few muggle games to bring the school closer together, she finds herself paired with her worst enemy. But can this preacher of "inner-house unity" prove that the concept is possible, even for the two most likely to clash? Dramione Twin Exchange fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Other Side by CreamoCrop reviews
It was said that with every choice that a person is confronted with, a hundred new realities are created. In a way, there is no reality. Everyone is just living a version of a version. Sherlock Alternate Universe. Rated-T for swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Wedding by patemalah21 reviews
Sherlock's getting married. It should be a hoot! Dedicated to Johns Army Lady on her birthday. Five 221B chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, John W. - Complete
Skills for Life by Stephanie Shortcake reviews
Introducing Hogwarts newest course: Life Skills. Yes, that's right. Parenting, working, and marriage are all part of the curriculum. Is pairing enemies up as spouses part of it too? How is Hermione going to cope with Draco Death Eater Malfoy? Hermione is about to embark on a journey that may teach her a thing or two about real life. Read & Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,385 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Twenty Days With Lestrade by Jinx2016 reviews
After a fire damages 221B John and Sherlock find themselves living with Lestrade in his flat. rated T: since i don't understand the ratings. the sequel- Sherlock and Company is now up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,651 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Summer Nuptials by carlagodfrey reviews
Set on the morning of John and Mary's wedding; Mycroft drops by 221B to see if Sherlock's ready! Lol! :-D
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Sherlock by i regret this reviews
One-shot short story. Sherlock's 16th birthday is tomorrow. Mycroft isn't here, and he's been left all alone. He struggles with some very normal fears for someone his age. No cursing, adult content, slash, violence, or profanity of any kind. Please read and review!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Molly in Wonderland by AlessNox reviews
When Mycroft asks Molly to help him find where Sherlock has gone, Molly falls down the stairs into another world where things are not quite the same. A slightly crass and definitely irreverent pastiche combining Sherlock with Alice in Wonderland WARNING! Rated T for SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE scenes. Read it. It's crackerjacks!
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, Molly Hooper - Complete
AVAST! by Flammablepie reviews
Little Sherlock gets Mycroft to play with him and Mummy has a little fun. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Heroes of Olympus' Weddings by RestIsRustandStardust reviews
This is my vision of what the weddings and flashbacks would be of the Heroes of Olympus character. It's my first one, so I'm sorry if there are any glitches in it! Rated K just in case! Hiatus
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Leo V., Reyna R.
Brotherly Love! x by LozzaBlueBell x reviews
Sherlock always thought Mycroft came around when he needed something. But, when he comes around of his own will, Sherlock suddenly remembers that today is a special day, and for once in his life, he heads out with Mycroft... to visit a graveyard. For once in his life, can he let his emotions show? Just for his brother? Fluffy one-shot that will make you 'awww' with delight! Enjoy x
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
In Which Neither Coulson nor Sherlock are Dead by TheDullYellowEye reviews
... and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - John W., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Tried and Failed by Chaffy13 reviews
After Sherlock finally realizes his feelings for a certain pathologist, he tries, and fails, to woo her. Here are some of his attempts.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Not so Mousy Molly by masqueradewitch reviews
James Moriarty made a fatal mistake, but it has nothing to do with a certain Consulting Detective. Of course, Sherlock never realised where his pathologist attended school before she went to uni. Rated T to be safe. Oneshot little ficlet just because it wouldn't leave me alone
Crossover - St. Trinian's & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Processing Error by Navy Babe reviews
Molly Hooper lets it slip that she loves Sherlock Holmes. He reacts in an unexpected and wholly Sherlock manner. A post-Reichenbach fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
What makes you horrible by AngelSlayer1998 reviews
We all know how horrible Voldemort is. This time HP characters muse about Voldemort One Direction style. Parody of 'What makes you beautiful' by 1D. No.2 in my "Crazy Parody" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Complete
Yes, I wrote a Drapple Don't judge me by missinsertname reviews
Hermione observes the efforts of Miss Pansy Parkinson and a poorly administered love potion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
James Bond: The Overlord's Mug by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Five times someone messed with Q's mug. And one time someone understood it's importance. See warnings inside.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/30/2013 - [Q 3, James Bond/007] - Complete
Lessons from John by whytejigsaw reviews
After failing to solve a jewellery heist due to missing a romance angle, Sherlock reluctantly agrees to have lessons from John. An eventual Sherlock/Molly story with a healthy dose of John & Sherlock's traditional canon friendship. Beta'd by Thinkswithpen. There will be several chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,435 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Weasley's Therapy Sessions by PrimaVeraDream reviews
Everyone knew Ron cares about food more than anything. Out of the corners of his eyes, he saw Pansy very quickly retreated to the outside of the Great Hall. After considering for a few minutes of choosing between his beloved food and the heartbroken girl, he finally set down his fork and stood up abruptly. After all, curiosity kills the cat, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Lost and Found by hagiga reviews
I'm late but it's a Sherlolly New Years fanfic. Because the idea of Sherlock and Molly hunting Moran together while Sherlock was gone for 3 years makes me tingle with fangirling hopless romantic joy.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
Put Up a Balloon by betawho reviews
Roommates need signals to show when they want privacy, but sometimes signals get crossed...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
M is for Mummy by CeffylDrwg reviews
James Bond finds a strange surprise when he visits M's home. No Slash/Pairings, just three Holmes brothers and a very confused Spy. Post Reichenbach and Post Skyfall
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/3/2013 - James Bond/007, Sherlock H. - Complete
Linguistics by Adi Who is Also Mou reviews
"You know," she said leaning back against her chair as he stood to tower over her, "I absolutely know you can talk in English. You certainly understand it. So why do you insist on talking to me in French when I don't understand half of what you are saying?" AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
It's Alright by crimewars reviews
A prompt-fill for MorbidbyDefault: fluff Molly having a skating accident. Teenlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Twas The Night Before Christmas by ThatGirlWhoSingsTooMuch reviews
Leo did not expect to spend Christmas Eve with the cold praetor of Camp Jupiter, and Reyna certainly didn't expect to spend hers with the childish repair boy of the Argo II. And neither of them expected to enjoy each other's company. But sometimes, you find friends in the most unexpected places.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Leo V., Reyna R. - Complete
Christmas by crimewars reviews
It's Sherlock and Molly's first Christmas as a married couple.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Coffee at Christmas by Iridesque reviews
Two strangers. An old coffee shop. Maybe Christmas wasn't so cold after all.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Rose T., John W.
Snog Him! by betawho reviews
Amy dares River to snog the Doctor, but River is much too mature for that. Mature women have other ways...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
That One Woman by HiM'e'iTSu reviews
It was a terrible rainy day when he decided to visit her grave. One woman who had the most influence on his life. He wasn't expecting to see two strangers, standing by the tombstone and talking quietly. Small Sherlock/Skyfall crossover. So, spoilers. Mild Mystrade and Johnlock.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2012 - James Bond/007, Mycroft H. - Complete
How to calm an angry Sherlock down by Zora Arian reviews
Cat!lock. Sherlock's in a bad mood again. Or is he?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Christmas tree and gift by Zora Arian reviews
Teen!lock Sherlolly Christmas special. John and Greg cannot agree on the colours for the ornaments, Sherlock and Molly help to put the star on the top of the tree, and Molly receives what she believes to be the best Christmas gift so far. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Budapest and the Answer No One Was Expecting by When In Doubt Smile reviews
The Avengers keep asking Natasha and Clint what happened in Budapest. When the answer finally comes to light, it turns out to be the one thing no one would ever expect.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Falling Asleep by CreamoCrop reviews
The world continues to revolve as the patient in room 315 continues to sleep. Post-TRF [One Shot]
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Many Meetings of James and John by Hunter Watson reviews
James and John were pen pals, and grew to be the greatest of friends. They met unexpectedly many times. One-shot. K for mild cursing.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/3/2012 - James Bond/007, John W. - Complete
Dolls by PercyJacksonTheAwesome reviews
"They all have some whom they love; someone who they're connected to like no other. But they're too hardened; too protected to express that love to each other. So they express it in dolls." Look at the picture for visualization & inspiration. Contains Clintasha, Science Bros friendship, Steve/Phil friendship, and Thorki brotherly love. ONESHOT WEEK #2
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Not Taken In Tow by Silberias reviews
Molly is a spy, and has been one since before she ever met the Holmes Brothers. Even secret intelligence services need to know about the insides of the occasional dead body. TTSS/Sherlock crossover from a prompt over on tumblr. T for the squeamish, as there's mention of an on-going autopsy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
So Below So Above by Adi Who is Also Mou reviews
Alternate to As Above As Below. What if Molly got turned into a three-year-old? Oh Sherlock. What have you done now?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
fruit ninja by elspethpoppy reviews
Sherlock is driving Molly round the bend, until she comes up with an idea to keep him occupied. Sherlock/Molly friendship
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Holmes, Sherlock Holmes by Silberias reviews
Molly is on a Bond kick, and Sherlock (who is as near as James Bond as many can be) is feeling a little jealous. He wants to tell her, but Mummy made him swear not to tell a soul. Extension of my promptfill over on tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Detectives, Timelords and Gods of Mischief by Adi Who is Also Mou reviews
In which there is a blue phone box, the Director of SHIELD, a Time Lord and a God of Mischief in 221B's living room and John makes tea.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Loki
Lord Boss by navyseal33 reviews
Book one of the Popcornata. This is a parody of Lord Loss, book one of the Demonata. Note: this is not poetry, it just starts with a poem. Rated T for blood and gore, which occurs later and language . WARNING: SERIOUSLY STUPID
Demonata - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,739 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Grubbs G. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Sherlock Holmes by blerggg reviews
A Swaplock Sherlolly fic. The Christmas scene in ASiB.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Clouds in the Coffee by whytejigsaw reviews
From a tumblr prompt: Sherlock keeps bringing Molly coffee in an attempt to, well, he doesn't know what he's doing. Let's hope he figures it out. Beta'd by thinkswithpen & as usual, these are other people's inventions and I'm just playing with them. Cover imaged designed by theprivatelifeofsherlockholmes with many thanks.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Kiss the Girl by blerggg reviews
A shameless crack-fic in which Mycroft ships Sherlolly. Hard. Based on prompt from LJ.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Final year cooking exam by Zora Arian reviews
Sequel to 'Mid year cooking exam'. The older you get, the more mature you become. 6 months after the mid year's cooking exam, both boys certainly are older. More mature? ...heh.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Songs of Baker Street by The Ginger Midget reviews
I put my iPod on shuffle and write something based on that song. No lyrics inside.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012
Imperfect by Mrs.Monster reviews
From a tumblr prompt: Sherlock buys Molly a present and she has not a single clue as to why. Not in a relationship, so it's especially baffling.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Snipers Aren't Tigers by Impractical Key Beeping reviews
Sebastian Moran has a startling secret. Pure, unadulterated crack.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2012 - S. Moran, J. Moriarty - Complete
Red bull by davestridersjunk reviews
Draco has a very interesting encounter with an energy drink. Rated for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Such Astonishing Surprises by Lerysakon reviews
One-Shot. Family Reunion fic – Hermione's family has gathered to celebrate the 75th birthday of their matriarch. What they didn't expect were the changes that happened to Hermione as well as the news that was in store for them. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,871 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 191 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Artemis VS Farmer's Market by Antarctique reviews
Artemis goes to a farmers market... horror ensues.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis's Rules by 2whitie reviews
Not a crossover, but based on the Rules From NCIS. What if Artemis and Co. had their own list? A oneshot to go along with each rule.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,625 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Twenty Questions by ShilohHolmes reviews
John and Sarah challenge Sherlock to a game of Twenty Questions. Written just for fun
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sarah - Complete
Who Could've Thought That by Lerysakon reviews
"Enlighten me, Granger, as to why you are being referred to as Professor Granger." Sorting. A new professor. The children make new friends. And Hermione has something to reveal – who is this mystery man of hers? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 129 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Bloody Valentine by Ezra Fell reviews
Jim texts Sebastian throughout the day. Seb is not amused. Mormor. Now with 100% more chapters!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty
The Yin to his Yang by Takara Phoenix reviews
Fire and water. As different as can be. But who says that differences are bad? Without the Argo II since I wrote it before Son of Neptune was published, so meeting at camp for the first time. Leo/Percy slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/31/2012 - [Percy J., Leo V.] - Complete
Say what? by BlondeGinger711 reviews
'HERMIONE, COME HERE! GET AWAY FROM THAT PHYCO,' Ron demanded. 'THERE'S EVEN A FREE SEAT' He screamed shoving Harry of his chair. What happens when Snape reads Dramione's notes? **3RD CHAPTER NOW UP** T for Swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Gift is My Song by BlueberryPapercuts reviews
"Pansy Parkinson," he said, now stepping down from the platform, weaving through the tables towards her. "That night, during the Yule Ball. You've become the most beautiful thing to me. I knew, that at that moment... I fell in love with you."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Percy Jackson in 99 Seconds by catchasnidget reviews
A parody of Harry Potter in 99 Seconds, this song represents The Lightning Thief-The Son of Neptune. Reviews are always appreciated! COMPLETE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
Paper Fortunes by Alice Day reviews
Still reeling from Jim Moriarty, Molly Hooper winds up getting the *second* surprise of her life when Sherlock asks her out on a date. Well, when he says "date"...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,775 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
The Second Grand Opening by Lovely Lady Moon reviews
George has an unexpected person offer to help him with Weasley's Wizard Wheezes after Fred's death. Rated T because Gred and Forge made me ; OneShot Read, Review, Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Babysitting for Beginners by InterruptingDinosaur reviews
Sherlock needs to solve a case at a daycare, and Molly has the perfect ticket in, her niece. Working together, they need to go undercover as a married couple to crack this mystery and avert a national crisis.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
After the Film by slimygrimy reviews
All our favourite characters give their opinions on the new Harry Potter film. Much hilarity occurs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Fake Marriage of Miss Molly Hooper by Call it Maglc reviews
"Molly, I'm going to ask you to do me a favor tonight." "A favor? What kind of favor?" "I'm going to need you to pretend to be my wife." Sherlock needs Molly to be his fake wife for an investigation, what could go wrong? Sherlock/Molly Written in III Acts
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,312 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
HogBook by potato4 reviews
Hogwarts gets Facebook. "Dumbledore: lol Dobby taught me how to tlk online... whats up my homecanines? I totes speak their rad lingo." "Ron: THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLO-OH-OHOH-OW!" Okay I know it's an overused idea but... I couldn't resist. XD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Albus D., Harry P.
Diagnosis: Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
A one shot sequel-epilogue-whatever-thing to "Symptoms of Insanity". Remus begins to notice some things that lead him to discover the fate of the ever-loved list.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 4,306 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
drunk at a crime scene! by x-Pick'n'Mix-x reviews
Sherlock turns up drunk at a crime scene and still manages to solve the murder! whilst flirting slightly with Donovan :D please R&R
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Different Fate by The Kryss reviews
When Harry, Ron, and Hermione try escaping from Draco and his gang, they find the magical world of Narnia, wardrobe style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,791 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Advice by potato4 reviews
Hermione has a new advice radio show. 'Jim' calls in one day, asking for help with 'Melissa', a girl he likes. Hermione realizes that Jim is a lot like Draco Malfoy, but who could Melissa be? I just realized that was my worst summary ever. Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Smith And Jones by WishfulThinkin21 reviews
During 'year that never was' Martha Jones was supposed to walk on the world for 365 days, alone. So who was the guy, standing next to her all through the way ? This is my take on how Martha and Mickey ended together.Mickey/Martha! 10/Rose!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Mickey S., Martha J.
The Ultimate Randomness by Realistic Fate reviews
I know it says that this is a PJO/AF crossover, but I lied...This is an EVERYTHING crossover. I'm serious. It contains the characters of pretty much all my fav books, all acting totally and completely Stupid. And it was so much fun to write!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009
Different Shoes by Cafe Au Liet reviews
Professor Dumbledore has an incredible, if insane, idea. To promote inter-house unity and understanding, of course. The students are going to be switching identities! What happens when you don't know whose hair is in your Polyjuice Potion? Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Question by Bluewater7 reviews
After attending a ten year memorial service for those who died in the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry asks Ginny a question that she never had to worry about finding the answer to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Once Upon A Time by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
Peter can't sleep, so what do the Marauders do? Why tell him a story of course! Long one shot. Please read! Summary doesn't do it justice! EDIT: Also, now with like, a bazillion less spelling mistakes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2008 - James P. - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
What happens when Sirius manages to become an Animagi before the others? Only the best prank ever! Marauders era clearly Please read! The summary doesn't do it justice!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Welcome To The Granger Family by Beloved Discord reviews
AU. After eight years, Hermione startles her family during a reunion with her engagement. What follows is her family's and especially her grandfather's outrage, dismay and shock at the identity of her future husband. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Underestimate Me! by Turin resurrected reviews
Artemis and Butler, the ideal team? Backtrack to their early days: Toddler Artemis refuses to let Butler 'order' him and the Green Beret commander would rather die than admit that he has finally met his match IN A ONE YEAR OLD BABY!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
Caffeine High by Cheesey Goodness reviews
What happens when the Harry Potter gang gets a hold of a caffeine potion? CHAOS! and randomness...mostly randomness! ONESHOT with a random ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
All in the Name by Loki Mischeif-Maker reviews
Lily Evans comes into the library venting about Sirius Black and James Potter. In a parody of Arithmancy, Regulus Black attempts to explain their obnoxious behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Regulus B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Only One That Matters by Lowlands Girl reviews
[Pre HBP] Draco asks Hermione a question at the worst time. Shamelessly fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
As If by Axiogenesis reviews
Songfic oneshot AU DHr Hermione catches her boyfriend Ron kissing Lavender and she breaks up with him. Ginny helps her and gives her a makeover, and she asks Draco to the Winter Ball. Hermione breaks someone's heart and fills someone else's. T for swearin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Christmas Shopping by shadowycat reviews
Neville Longbottom goes Christmas shopping to find just the right gift for someone very special.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Neville L. - Complete
I Will Survive, Harry Potter Style by Jessalyn-Laine reviews
Harry's version of I Will Survive. I changed the last line in it. I think it sounds a little better now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Post Its by Mrs.HarryPotter12 reviews
Luna and Neville don't usually see each other during the day, so they communicate by PostIt notes. Odd conversations to follow... REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Poor Malfoy by Spider-Bat reviews
While trying to stop Hermione from wedding Krum, Malfoy descovers true friendship from Crabbe and Goyle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dancing in the Rain by Lara Potter reviews
“You really are mad, aren’t you? I shouldn’t have bothered.” Harry said angrily, fire in his eyes. He turned away from her. Luna stopped in midtwirl, and stepped toward his back, smile faltering. She whispered into his ear. “Is that what you think?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Luna L., Harry P.
Hogwarts gets HIGH by Toordle reviews
oO This is the RANDOMEST thing EVER. Draco and Harry are insane, Ron is ghetto, Hermione is retarded, Harry gets killed by a book...DumbledoreBuckbeak, HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/21/2004
This One's for the Girls by Cinammon reviews
COMPLETE & Epilogue! The Girls of No. 12 Grimmauld Place finally release some tension. Molly, Tonks, Ginny, Luna, Hermione and... Narcissa Malfoy(?) the way you've never seen them before. One-shot, turned monster.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,582 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete