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Robinson
Draconis March, Federated Suns
1AUG3049

Hey hey *tap tap looks over shoulder* is thing working? Hey...can you guys hear me? *muffled explosions in the distance* Crap, they're getting close. I don't have much time...gotta get the word out. I have a new story! Please read and review...*the camera shakes as an artillery shell lands nearby* I have to go now...please...read and review.

Terra
Old United States, North Carolina
1AUG2012

Hi,
My name is Joe and I have a problem. That problem is the fact that BattleMechs don't actually exist. Hope you guys enjoy my story please R&R and feel free to critisize as long as its constructive.
I am a 27 year old Security Professional working the night shift. I love big stompy 'Mechs, computer games, and my wife (who thankfully puts up with my antics lol).

I currently have just the one story but I plan on having a few more, time permitting.

UPDATE: 21OCT2012 - A Ranger is Born CH.0 (1?) updated. Sorry I haven't been writing much school and work are combining powers to whoop my ass. I'll try and keep the flames of my creation alive as the Muse is awake again.

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Superwomen of Eva 2: Lone Heir of Krypton by Mike313 reviews
Having been conceived by donor sperm, Asuka never knew who her biological father was, but she assumed he was someone extraordinary. She had no idea how right she was, but she's going to find out.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 196,017 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Asuka S., Shinji I.
To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity will reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 386,506 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/23/2011
Evangelion 2021 by Kraven Ergeist reviews
This is a story that takes place in the year 2021. How will things differ, now that all the characters from the original series have aged by six years? How much higher will the stakes be raised now that NERV and SEELE have had six more years to scheme and prepare? How will the pilots handle the trials of Evangelion now that they are all adults? Hints of various pairings.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,004 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/6 - Shinji I., Rei A., Misato K., Asuka S.
Resonance Days by TakerFoxx reviews
Falling their mutual demise at each other's hands, Kyoko and Sayaka wake up in a strange world. Now, with Kyoko's soul gem missing and Sayaka's humanity and personality only partially restored, they must band together to survive.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 229,907 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Kyoko S., Sayaka M.
Rebuild of Nobody Dies One Point Zero by Gregg Landsman reviews
In the end, man grew proud. That which shouted I AM brought ruin. But man is not alone in its hubris. As the children of the White Egg descend upon the Fortress City, the game begins two years late. Destiny, what was to be, has become muddled and unreliable. And it is not only Man who can adapt.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 135,206 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/21/2013
A Certain Droll Hivemind by EarthScorpion reviews
'No, no,' Misaka-11111 protests, with great concern in her voice. 'Do not read my secret diary. How is it even online? ' she asks, confusion mixing with her alarm. 'If someone were to read it, they would be able to understand my inner thoughts. That is not natural, completely unlike the perfectly normal operations of the Network. Please,' Misaka begs, 'do not read it.'
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,083 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 10/30/2013
Superwomen of Eva 2: The Magic Touch by Mike313 reviews
Maya Ibuki was born to and of magic, but she never liked it. She was only too happy to leave it behind and become a computer technician. But unforeseen circumstances will force her to pick up her wand once more.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 135,527 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Maya I., Shinji I.
Cast in Gold by shyft reviews
What makes a hero? A Cause? Survival? Power? Maybe all of the above. Evangelion/Exalted
Crossover - Evangelion & White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 422,046 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Shinji I.
Halkegenia Online v2 by zero0hero reviews
HalO part two. Asuna and Kirito have been Reunited and Prince Wales still draws breath as war with Albion Looms on the horizon. Meanwhile Louise Valliere continues her search for the lost Pixies of Tarbes Garden only to be met with set backs and complications. They will all soon discover that they have more to fear than just Albion, and that there are worse monsters than Zombies.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 58 - Words: 379,306 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 8/10/2013
Renegade by Peptuck reviews
The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,661 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kane, Shepard (F)
Polyphemus by Chuckman reviews
Last night I dreamed I was an Evangelion. Or am I an Evangelion, dreaming that I am a man?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,925 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Ritsuko A.
Reticence by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Post-Rebuild 3.33 - After narrowly avoiding Fourth Impact, Asuka is left to wander back to the last remnants of humanity on foot, dragging an unwilling Shinji and an unwitting Rei along with her. Shinji slowly comes to terms with Kaworu's death, Rei tries to understand what she used to be in her past life, and Asuka does whatever she can to stay alive for just another day.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 165,526 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka S., Mari M. - Complete
Superwomen of Eva 2: The Ultimate Rush by Mike313 reviews
Mari Illustrious Makinami felt that piloting Eva was a pretty exciting gig. However, she had no idea that a freak accident would open the door to another extraordinary role that was even more of a rush.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 138,322 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Mari M., Shinji I.
A Happy Dream by angel0wonder reviews
The wheels of fate turn to allow for new opportunities, possibilities, and change. Specifically for two girls whose fortunes never allowed them to be together, until now.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,188 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - [Sayaka M., Kyoko S.]
Evangelion: Age of Marvels by Chuckman reviews
In a time before time, the ones who made us cast judgement upon Man, making our cradle our prison. Beset from all sides by sinister forces that crave suffering and domination, humanity is on its own, save for a path to salvation left behind by forces unknown, and the last gift of a long-lost race of gods, a key for earth's mightiest heroes to unlock the sky... if they be worthy.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 249,876 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Shinji I., Hikari H., Ritsuko A., Asuka S.
Cause and Mass Effect by claihm solais reviews
Mass Effect is a great game. A fun game. But the fun and games stop when it all becomes real...when I find myself on the Citadel, with the terrible knowledge of what's coming. Can one person really make a difference? I'm sure as hell going to try, because the Reapers aren't taking over this galaxy on my watch.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 281,689 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon by The Sage of Toads reviews
A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast. ALL CHAPTERS UPDATED WITH NEW CONTENT! REREAD THAT NEW NEW HOTNESS NOW!
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 187,238 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
Galactic Rim: Kaiju Campaigns by CobaltAC reviews
On an Asari colony, a towering monster rises from the ocean. When the dust settles, a city is destroyed and a world is left uninhabitable. That was only the start. As time goes on, more and more "Kaiju" start appearing, attacking Council worlds with increasing frequency. At the edge of their hope, at the end of their time, the people of the galaxy build monsters of their own.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Admiral Hackett, Primarch Adrien Victus
NGE: The Good Father by irishman91 reviews
He could be brave, just this once.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013
Fragmentation by Kickaha reviews
Know your friends, for your enemies will know themselves. Star Lord Ian Cameron and his Star League have made an enemy that will return to haunt ALL sides in the Succession Wars.
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 92,828 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/6/2008
NGE: A Century Apart by Archangel38 reviews
Different times make different heroes. What is the the impact of 100 years of human history? An Alternate Universe, created under the premise that the Angels attacked in 1915 instead of 2015.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 117,379 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Shinji I.
Blood and Steel by DualKatanas reviews
Gorgoth gro-Kharz, a brutal warrior-shaman from Orsinium, didn't expect to end up as the champion of the Nine, acclaimed by many as the Hero of Kvatch. But now that he finally has a cause worth fighting for, he and his new comrades will stop at nothing to defeat Mehrunes Dagon. Excuse the initially poor writing. Constructive criticism appreciated. Finally complete.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 587,932 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - A. gro-Malog, Martin S., Modryn Oreyn - Complete
Rhapsody in Blue by Theodur reviews
A tale of romance between Commander Morgan Shepard and Dr. Liara T'Soni, from the mines of Therum to the streets of London, and beyond. As of Chapter 122, the Reapers have been defeated and this story has moved into post-war territory.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 153 - Words: 559,268 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni - Complete
Rebirth by orionpax09 reviews
Shinji and Misato have always seen the strength the other had. When tragedy strikes, will they finally see themselves as the other does? Chapters 1-17: Current story content overhauled. Chapter 26: Brand new chapter! See profile for details.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 269,208 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I., Misato K.
Ghost in the Evangelion by LatwPIAT reviews
Crossover between Ghost in the Shell and Neon Genesis Evangelion, placing NERV and the Angels inside post-cyberpunk Japan in 2030. Verbose technothriller.
Crossover - Evangelion & Ghost in the Shell - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,882 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 9/23/2009
The Crisis of Infinite Shinjis by Chuckman reviews
A single moment of despair births parallel infinities. So long as the sun, moon, and stars exist, we will endure. So long as there is one more breath to be taken, there is always hope. The absolute enemy is coming, and Shinji Ikari must assemble the greatest force of heroes the universe has ever seen to prevent the destruction of everything that ever was or ever will be.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 145,305 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Exoria by Sudentor reviews
After an age of medieval rule, a modern Kingdom of Hyrule enters a chaotic war with the nations of Gerudo and Valent. Against all odds, Crown Princess Zelda finds hope in the most unlikely of persons, the mysterious Hylian Joint Intelligence Agent Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 385,622 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009
Matters of Faith by jclong reviews
Gendo is out to do some good, in the only way that he can; by being the most magnificent, manipulative bastard that he can be. Rei is out to help us all, by doing SCIENCE! Please Read & Review! Note: Chapter 32 has been updated with a timeline and notes down at the bottom. Thank you for reading and sharing your feedback.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,728 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Aeon Entelechy Evangelion by EarthScorpion reviews
Dystopia. Utopia. Mankind's dabbling into the unknowable. But at the end of the world, as the beleaguered forces of humanity stand against uncounted horrors, what can one boy do? And that is not dead which can eternal lie... Rewrite of Aeon Natum Engel. Book II in progress.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 301,798 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Shinji I.
The Riddle of Steel: Director's Cut by Chuckman reviews
Grant me one request! Grant me REVENGE!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,521 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Shinji I., Misato K.
Last Child of Krypton: Redux by Chuckman reviews
You will believe Shinji can fly.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 230,178 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Elder Scrolls: Arena by thenerdwriter reviews
The Emperor, Uriel Septim VII has been imprisoned in another dimension by Jagar Tharn, who has also taken the emperor's form. Talin, a student of sorcery at the palace, is the only one left who can save the emperor and defeat Tharn, but will he be able to complete such an impossible task when the odds are stacked against him?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ria
Superwomen of Eva: Lilith's Herald by orionpax09 reviews
After the Fifth Angel is destroyed, Rei is confronted with new possibilities...and a gift from Lilith. Chapters 1-16: Current story content overhauled. Chapter 17: Brand new chapter! See profile for details.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 294,024 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Rei A., Shinji I.
Mobile Fighter Evangelion by Ultra Sonic 007 reviews
This story of mine is burning red! Its loud roar tells me to inject Super Robot Spirits into Evangelion! Take this, my love, my anger, and an UNGODLY amount of references! MOBILE FIGHTER EVANGELION! GO! GO! GO!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 163,569 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 7/28/2010
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
The Misfits by davidnm2007 reviews
Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 418,869 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Space Marines
A Ranger is Born reviews
The War of 3039 was supposed to be Hanse's great victory against the Draconis Combine. It was fought all across the Draconis March. Here is one of those stories. Disclaimer: I do not own anything in the Battletech Universe, My Character is an OC. Added a prologue for some character building.
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012