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Poll: In the very near future, I plan to post some stories on FictionPress (a site kind of like this but exclusively for original stories). Since I'm seriously considering becoming a writer coming out of college, my question is: should I post stories on FictionPress that I'm planning to write when I become an author? The main pro for this is that I can get some neutral feedback as to how good the ideas are, but the main con is that people could easily just steal my ideas. What do you guys think? Vote Now!
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Joined 06-29-12, id: 4093614, Profile Updated: 05-26-13
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hi, guys! My name's epicsilverbullet, in case you haven't already figured that out.

Yes, on my birth certificate, it says "epicsilverbullet".

I've been writing stories on fanfiction for about ten months now, and reading and reviewing for a bit longer than that. In the whole scheme of things, that does classify me as relatively new to the site, but nevertheless, I hop you find my work enjoyable.

That being said, I an fully aware that some of the work I have put out is somewhat below par. I know that some of you are aware of this, but what isn't acceptable to me is calling me out on it, at least, not in the ways some of you have. If you don't like it, don't read it. My bad work is not there to attract hate-messages, but to represent my progressive growth as a writer.

I don't ask that you love everything I write. All I ask is that you respect it.

On a lighter note, I am planning to be on fictionpress by the end of May 2013 or early June 2013. I hope this somewhat explains my extremely slow updating time, but I realize that it's hardly an excuse. When I finish up some stories on here, updating will get faster.

As a general rule of thumb (since I'm sure a lot of the people who visit wouldn't like to hear me talk, even though I personally would), I have found it better to, instead of telling people things, showing them these things. I could definitely tell you why I find these quotes heartwarming (yes, even the Die Hard one) but I think we'd both appreciate it better if I left the interpretation up to you.

So that is what I shall do. And again, it's not like I went on BrainyQuotes or something and looked up these, because that would make them instantly lose their value. Instead, these have come up at some point in my life and have implanted themselves in my brain, for me to share, but for you to explain to yourselves.

(Although, Einstein does seem to pop up a lot. I suppose he was an extremely quotable person).

"We are all a little weird, and life's a little weird, and when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours, we fall in mutual weirdness and we call it love."

-Dr Seuss

"Yippee Ki-Yay, motherfucker!"

-Bruce Willis, Die Hard (and Die Hard 2: Die Harder, and Die Hard 3: Die Hard With a Vengeance, and Die Hard 4: Live Free or Die Hard, and Die Hard 5: A Good Day to Die Hard)

"Maybe the two worlds we lived in weren't that different. We both saw the same sunset."

-Ponyboy in "The Outsiders", by S. E. Hinton

"Sometimes, you just gotta say, 'What the fuck?'"

-Tom Cruise, in Risky Business

"I believe in karma. That way, I can do bad things to people all day and assume they deserve it."

-Dogbert, from a Dilbert comic strip

"And at its best, America has never been about facts! They've been about looking at a fact, and saying, 'No.'"

-John Oliver, as a part of "The Decline of the American Empire"

"For sale: baby shoes. Never worn."

-Ernest Hemingway

"'First rule of Fight Club: Don't talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club: DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.'"

-Brad Pitt, from Fight Club

"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson."

-Tom Bodett

"Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."

-Christopher Robin to Winnie the Pooh

"Cuz even the stars, they burn,

Some even fall to the earth!

We've got a lot to learn,

And god knows we're worth it!"

-Jason Mraz, from "I Won't Give Up"

"'There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.'"

-Calvin to Hobbes, from "Calvin and Hobbes"

"Smile, listen, agree...

...and then do whatever the fuck you wanted to do anyways."

-Robert Downey, Jr.

"'I wish snow was dryer- wait, no...then you wouldn't be able to throw snowballs at people. Wouldn't it be great if it snowed in summer? Actually, no, that would make it hard to run when you play baseball...

Heck, the world is okay just the way it is.'"

-Calvin to Hobbes, from "Calvin and Hobbes"

"The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones that do."


"Only two things are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe."

-Albert Einstein

"I know not what weapons WWIII will be fought with, but WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein

"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."

-Albert Einstein

"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."

-Albert Einstein

"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."

-Albert Einstein

"I never think of the future- it comes soon enough."

-Albert Einstein

"You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one."

-Albert Einstein

"I've never said half the crap you guys say I have.

But thank you."

-Albert Einstein

"Peace, guys."


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A Thousand Years by iluvwritingxoxo reviews
Forced to work together on an architecture project, Annabeth and Percy both knew it was going to be a bad experience. What they didn't expect were themselves opening up to each other. Late nights together are bound to take its toll. AU. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,153 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Table For Two by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase can't always be teenagers forever. A story chronicling their (mis)adventures as they try to figure out their place in the world where Olympus and gods and monsters stay in the shelves. A future fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Stuck In Between by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
When her plane to New York City crashes, Annabeth Chase halts in a comatose and now stands at the brink between life, love, courage and death. PercyxAnnabeth. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,149 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Parallel Lines Cross At Infinity by A Parade of Stars reviews
A work-a-holic and someone just trying to escape their father's shadow; one lacking love and one desperately looking to find it; a woman and a man; green and grey. Then somewhere along the way, they crossed paths in an infinite of ways. Percy x Annabeth. One-shot. Rated T. 18500 plus words. A collaboration between Allstarry707 and MaydayParade8123. Enjoy x
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,751 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Chase's Pain by Allstarry707 reviews
A perfect plan. After Annabeth's reputation is ruined and she can no longer take having a womanizer as a best friend, what will she do when Thalia comes up with the perfect plan? It can fix Annabeth's reputation and revert him back to his old, caring self. But there's only one problem: Annabeth would have to date and dump her best friend, Percy Jackson. Will she really risk it all?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,125 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A is for Ample by Allstarry707 reviews
Percy and Annabeth, they were best friends, and that was always enough. As we watch them grow up together, feelings change, but some things will always remain the same. In the end, it was more than enough—with a little leftover. Percabeth. Growing together. One shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,900 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Spilled Drinks and Incineration by Innoverse reviews
Percy has a little chat with everyone's favorite goddess about his relationship with her daughter. Hopefully, he won't manage to make a fool out of himself. One-shot, a little bit of Percabeth fluff at the beginning and end. Reviewer shout-out in the AN at the end.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Am I Supposed to Be Enthusiastic? by Innoverse reviews
Percy is most definitely NOT a morning person. Especially when that morning involves terrible, loud singing. Percy's birthday tribute, one-shot. Random Percabeth fluff at the end.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Girl Problems by Innoverse reviews
Percy gives Jason, Frank, and Leo some well-needed relationship advice. Two-shot, Percabeth, Jasper, and Frazel. Plenty of humor!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Uh Duh by Innoverse reviews
Annabeth, once again, manages to render Percy brainless with her kisses. Fluffy, Percabeth. A bit cheesy, too. Rated K plus because five your-olds don't understand love. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Avoiding Cliches Like the Plague by Socks-With-Stripes reviews
A detailed analysis of what's wrong with lots of fanfictions and how to fix those problems. The complete guide to writing an interesting, logical, and decent story. Can also be used for original stories, too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,651 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
How to Write an Original Chaos Story by Gryphon-Door reviews
Do you need advice and ideas for making an original Chaos story? If you do, read this instructional guide. Your story will be finished and original in no time!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - [Percy J., Artemis] - Complete
Population Increase by Socks-With-Stripes reviews
Seven-year-old Annabeth realizes she does not know how babies are made, and Luke and Thalia are determined to be entirely unhelpful as she tries to find the answer. But this is no laughing matter. This is a life, or non-life situation.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Annabeth C., Luke C. - Complete
Not My Intention by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
AU. Annabeth meets Percy and somehow, he always manages to bring some kind of trouble Annabeth doesn't need. But then Percy saves her life, and suddenly Annabeth is trying to stop the inevitable: falling in love with her savior.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,175 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Artificial Engagement by Akatsuki Child reviews
It was either become a hobo or marry the guy's daughter. He wished he had chosen to become a hobo. "For some reason, I always find myself fantasizing about strangling him to death." Percabeth with mentions of Thuke. AU. OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,455 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Just Ask Her by Akatsuki Child reviews
Percy has a crush on Annabeth, but she's always surrounded by guys. It's Valentine's Day, and this may be his only chance to get her to go out with him. Will it work or will he chicken out? Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Want a Kiss? by Akatsuki Child reviews
Percy claims it's the Christmas spirit. The girls don't agree with him. Christmas fic. Percabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Best Friends by ShadowPalace reviews
Percy is a failing author who can't seem to find inspiration; Annabeth's a graduate school student of architechture. The two meet, friendships are made, and inspiration for Percy's novel is the result. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,511 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
A Frosty Winter by CrayolaMarkers reviews
It's Christmastime after BotL, and Annabeth's...angry. Because she can't get a plane back home. The Jacksons are nice enough to let her stay with them for a while, but what will happen between Annabeth and Percy when she uncovers a few of his secrets?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
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The Gods Must be Crazy reviews
A collection of one shots, small (some not-so-small) moments in the lives of Percy, Annabeth, and everybody else, because- hell, why not, and if life, the eternal journey, is not about the destination but the journey itself, what make up the journey, what are the only things you have when everything else is gone? The moments. The memories you choose to remember forever.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,052 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012
The Analyst reviews
As an Analyst, Percy Jackson is used to having to protect the lives of famous people from ruthless assassins known as Mechanics. But as the arrival of his cousin and the details of his next job both coincide and life gets a lot more complicated, he starts to unwind the conspiracy of the assassins and uncovers dark secrets about his past that he'd prefer to have stayed hidden.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,361 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Nico A., Percy J.
Heroes Of Olympus: The House of Hades reviews
Warning: Mark of Athena spoilers! Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are trapped in Tartarus. The remaining five of the seven, plus Nico di Angelo and Coach Hedge, are on the Argo ll, sailing through the mortal world. They need to close the Doors of Death from the House of Hades while Percy and Annabeth fight to close them from Tartarus, the other entrance. The question is: how?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,996 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
Parent-Teacher Conferences reviews
So the Titan War got over. They won. The Giant War was a bit of a pain, but in the end, they got through that, too. No biggie. But how in all that is good and holy are all of the couples from the series supposed to survive parent-teacher conference meetings with the teachers of their kids? Oh, dear. What could possibly go wrong?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,529 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Nico A., Percy J., Travis S., Jason G. - Complete
Life's A Little Weird reviews
"We are all a little weird, and life's a little weird, and when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours, we fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." -Dr. Seuss
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete