Sasparilla
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Joined 02-05-01, id: 40939, Profile Updated: 07-31-12
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

Sassy
Awesome
Silly
Persistent
Absolute
Ridiculous
Incorrigible
Little
Laughing
Adventurous

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." - Dr. Seuss

- Sasparilla

Warning: Read all stories published before 2008 at your own risk. Seriously. Not my idea of good.

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Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 3,702 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Never Love A Wild Thing by doe-eyed-girly-evil reviews
"You think I don't want to marry you? Blair, I think I'd have married you back when we were at W and you ran off with the stapler."
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,975 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Dan, Blair - Complete
Physics by AmeliaFaulks reviews
No Krypton, superheroes, supervillains, or Superman. But there is a Lois and Clark.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,776 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
This Time Around by sweasley reviews
There's going to be a Potter/Weasley wedding, much to the delight of all. However, exes Ron and Hermione now find themselves being drawn back together given the occasion. Wanting to fix their damaged friendship, they may get more than they bargained for
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,675 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Never Better by The Brilliant Fool reviews
New preface, please read! An updated P&P story, set in modern Boston. Lizzy drinks vodka, Darcy... hasn't change
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,788 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Complete
Incriminating Evidence by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter has a journal. It has nothing to do with Lily Evans. He has much more important things to write about. And if you believe that, I have twenty completely indestructable cauldrons to sell you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kiss the Girl by Fleur the First reviews
*FINISHED 4/16!* Everybody knows Ron is hung up on Hermione. After a considerable bit of whining, and some threats on Harry's part, a select group of people come together to play the chaotic came of matchmaking, much to Ron's chagrin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,393 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Mr Grinch by Sierra Sitruc reviews
A Christmas Fic, set to finish sometime around Christmas. LJ with a small dose of LoveHate. Grinch-y-ness for good measure! James admits his hatred for Christmas and Lily's decided to MAKE him like Christmas. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,220 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
The Gilded Lily by Mandy2 reviews
Lily, a high society girl, gave only a rare glimpse of truth to her hoards of admirers and friends, until James returned. She's nearly sold by her stepmother and falls hard for James, denying it to everyone, including the easiest deceived, James. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 128,388 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/23/2002 - Published: 6/29/2001 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Quill You Marry Me? by Lady Norbert reviews
Ron's looking for a unique way to ask Hermione to marry him. A little help from the twins, plus Quidditch, candy, and a really awful pun create a memorable proposal. Received Honorable Mention for Best Use of a Pun at the Sugar Quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2001 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Loveliest Woman You Could Ever Happen to Meet reviews
My name is Dolores Jane Umbridge. And I am possibly the loveliest woman you could ever happen to meet. Truly there is no one more divine than I. I am as dainty as a fairy and as intelligent as a sphinx. Hem, hem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Dolores U. - Complete
Results of Amortentia reviews
When Lily Evans sits next to a pot of amortentia in potions, she can't help but admit her feelings for a certain head boy. Now, how does she find out if he still feels the same way about her? L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Just Like Her reviews
The story of the redhead. Her world is practically picture perfect. When something goes wrong, she makes her decision. A life-changing one. The decision doesn't turn out properly though. So what happens? LJ...Oh, my lovlies! Chapter 10 is finally UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,131 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Just Maybe reviews
Hermione's just thinking. Thinking about life. Thinking about schoolmates. Thinking about school. Thinking about a certain someone who, she seems sure, isn't thinking about her. Hr...R. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Over Christmas Holidays reviews
The biggest event of the year is happening now... And Lily gets to plan the whole thing! Of course James thinks the whole event is bores-ville. But when you put the Marauders together with Lily and her friends, how can one possibly get bored?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/15/2003
My Corny Poems reviews
These are a set of poems written by one of the characters in the Harry Potter stories. But which character? Read the poems and decide who wrote them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Complete
Narcissa reviews
Narcissa? Oh, you mean Lucius Malfoy's wife? Draco's mother? Yes, well, I don't know what to say about her. She's a woman. She's gorgeous. What? Who cares about her thoughts? She's just Malfoy's playtoy. No? Oh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 8/18/2003
Year Seven reviews
The last year of Hogwarts has come. It's expected to be the best year of all, but there are a few surprises on the way. Some tiny, some huge, and some that might change people's lives forever. Don't you wish your life was a Harry Potter Spin-off? ((L/J))
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.