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Author has written 24 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Disney, Legend of Korra, Phineas and Ferb, Adventures of Tintin, Rise of the Guardians, and Homestuck.
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away...
Haha. JUST KIDDING!!!
We are sisters-in-arms, comrads, searching the globe in pursuit of adventure, danger, and the best pizza we can find. So far, it's all been in a little town in northeast Italy, at the foot of a volcano. Mmm, mm, good. Its-a the best-a!
I am called Triple Threat 1.
Name: I would tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
Favorite Color: Blue
Age: I am stuck in that akward stage between birth and death.
Career: Phantomess of the Band Hall
Secret: Everything about me
Enemies: McDonalds. Stupid people.
Allies: I work alone. Except for these two minio- I mean...my sisters. And my friend, Aarlaya Tracyn
Things you need to know: NOTHING (Except that The Phantom is somewhat a Relative of mine...)
Im Triplethreat2. I travel the world with a Lightsaber in one hand, a Sai in the other, and a tounge sharper than either! My stories range from sad, to happy, to romantic, to upbeat and LALALA! RAINBOWS!!
Name: Not saying!
Favorite Color: Purple
Age: Over 3 (DUH! I CAN TYPE!)
Career: Jedi, Samurai, time-traveler, writer, artist
Movies: (Bits and peices of) The Alamo (2004), Mirror Mirror, Star Wars, Clone Wars, Adventurs of Tintin (TINTIN IS SOOOOOOOOO HOT!! HOTTIE!!)
TV Shows: Adventures of Tintin (Seen EVERY episode!!)
Music: Lindsey Stirling, Dubstep (Heck yea!), John Brooks, Celtic Woman, Skillet, Christina Perri
Books: Im a library aide, Ive got thousands! Epically, though the Tintin Comics...
Secret: I am a Jedi, but no one should know that... oh, scrag, I just let you know, didnt I...
Foes: all SW:CW VILLIANS (THAT BLASTED ARRA SING KILLED ONE OF MY BEST CLONES!)
Allies: the Jedi Council; clones, Aarlaya Tracyn
Things you need to know: Im not looking forward to Season 5 in Clone Wars, and Im kinda hoping itll be the last. Reasons? In this season, I bet...
Ahsoka is probobally going to die, Fives is going to die (Or the directors will get him a girlfriend, THEY BETTER NOT!) Order 66, Rex might die, and BAD THINGS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN
May favoriteist song ever:
BEST SONG EVER!!!!!
I am Triplethreat 3,armed with a bow and quiver full of arrows, a mask, and a katana! (And, yes, I am a ninja elf)
Favorite Color: Green
Age: something between 10 and 3,500
Career: Stealth Elf, Time- travler, artist
Allies: Narnians; the Fellowship of the Ring, ninjas,the Gaang, Awesomeness!!!!
Foes: Saramun; Gollum/smeagol; Saruon, Lord Garmadon, Snakes, The Redcoats, Orcs, More Redcoats
Things you need to know: I coould sneak behind you at any moment... and poke you with my ears. Hehehe... (Kills orc with arrow) Whoops. Wait, one thing... WHY ARE A LOT OF GIRLS FALLING FOR ZANE?!?!?!?! THAT IS KINDA ODD. Please let me know. And I am also know as rylanwaterbender on FanFiction. net.
Read and review. Or we shall DESTROY YOU!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Errrrrrmmmmm...what did we tell you?
...I shall try to refrain from stating any threats online...
Good girl. (*grumble*)We will find out where you live, and cover your house with toilet paper. Or, better yet, Chocolate Pudding.
Well, thats just as good...OR...(hold up rubber arrows, shurikens and rotton tomatoes)
We all like a good story, to read AND write for. any Questions, PM us or leave a Request.
We'd love it if you told people about us. People ya like. People you hate. All people of this Galaxy and the next.
WARNING: WE LIKE A GOOD LAUGH WITH PUNS AND CLEAN JOKES.
Yes.Yes we do.
REMEMBER: Don't take the hobbits to Isengard! Don't run with sharp objects..or do...And don't get cocky, kids!
Triplethreat 1, 2. and 3.
A Few things about us...
Favorite movies or TV shows?
Phantom of the Opera
STAR WARS saga or Star wars the Clone Wars and Adventures of Tintin.
LOTR, Narnia, Ninjago and we like Phineas and Ferb, ATLA and ALOK.
Do you like Mc Donalds?
Bleck.(makes gross face)
Happy place, find a happy place...
Preferd instrament to play?
My voice! *Hits C above high C, glass breaks*
...but I've acually kinda wanted to know how to play the violin. (Grins sheepishly)
Who are the stupidest people in history?
Everyone. *snort* Humans.
Orcs, Snakes, and those cliques at school. Oh, and Robert Rogers. LOOK HIM UP!!!!!
Sith, idiots, and people who think they're better than anyone else.
Anything having to do with kicking someones butt. Like JUDO!!!
Hunting down my enemies
Fencing. TOTALLY archery!
Duh, youre an elf.
And a ninja.
Do you have boyfriends?
No. The last one met an...unfortunate end.
Boyfriend? AHHHHHH!! (Runs off)
Look, ya scared her away...
Nice. (Claps slowly)
Triplethreat2, are you obsessed with Star Wars?
Hmm... Let's see... I'm Obsessed with Star Wars if...
... your favorite book of the Bible is Luke.
... you've memorized the Jedi code.
... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'
... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.
... you address your teachers as "Master."
... you have attempted to use a glow stick as a miniature weapon.
... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.
... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.
... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.
... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.
... you know how to write in Aurebesh.
... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'
... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.
... you understand any of this.
Yes to all of these, so pretty much, Yep!
Triplethreat1, who has been your biggest crush?
I can name hundreds, but I aint gonna
What shippings or pairings do you support?
Makorra, Irohsami, Kataang, Pemzin, Sukka
Kataang, Makorra, Irohsami, Yuekka, Sukka, Maioko, Jay and Nya, Arwen/Aragon, Gimli/rubber ducks, Phinabella, and Baljeet and Ginger
Makorra, Kataang, Maioko, Lux/Ahsoka, Padme/ Anakin, Obi-wan/Satine, Obi-wan/Siri, Yukka,
I would be Zutara if Zuko didnt have Mai. I do NOT belive in Anakin and Ahsoka, Rex and Ahsoka, Obiwan and Ahsoka, and I dont belive in Padme/ Obiwan.
Whats your favorite play?
The PHAAAAAAANNNTTOOMMMM OF THE OPERA IS THERE...
Aida, Phantom of the Opera, Wicked, (Parts of) Love Never Dies, The Promise (Jesus Christs Life)
NOT ROMEO AND JUIELLET! THATS LAME! Phantom of the Opera, The Promise
What are you allergic to?
Nothing. Except for long lines!
Hay, It depends on the time.
Whats your biggest fear?
Claustrophobic, Spiders, Snakes.
Nothing. What could compete against me?
The My little pony theme song, but otherwise, nothing. I simply remember my favorite things, and then I dont feel so bad!
The Fold, Lindsy Stirling, Fantasy and Action Music, World and Travel Music, Christan music like Francesca Battistelli and This Hope, Epic Patriotic
Anything in minor chord, organ music, and Skillet
Dubstep, Country, Electro, Casting Crowns, LINDSEY STIRLING!!!
We all are Christians
Proud to be! We are MK! (Misonary's kids)
What was your last...
Mon Clamori rolls
Phantom of the Opera
Adventures of Tintin
Rescuers Down Under! (we all love those Disney Classics)
The blood of my enemies
French Populaire Opera House
Gimli (PRANK CALL WITH AN AIRHORN)
Fives, Rex, Ahsoka
Yes. Actually, not really.
We usually don't type on Sundays.
I work in the Opera House Populare in my spare time. (Almost 24/7)
... Wow. I have ssssssoooooooooooooo many...
I don't know about you, but I LOVE historic fiction, like the "Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales" comic book series.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! TOO! MANY! TO CHOOSE! FROM!
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile,
If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think they should continue Ninjago, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you wonder why on earth they don't make Jedi Halloween costumes for girls (and are infuriated) copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate it when people refer to a lightsaber as a "lifesaver" copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
Today, I thought about the phrase "revenge is sweet" and then thought about the phrase, "revenge is a dish best served cold." I have now come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream
If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coruscant, and Kashyyk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (six or seven times)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, gemini169, FreakyVampireChick, MidnightsMagic, u-know-u-love-me-kea, Madaline-Cullen,twilightzebraz, Amarwen, GraceForever, AhsokaTano141516, Triplethreat123
Other galaxy geeks ONLY! (Star Wars, Star Treck, ect.)
I am an alien. I am not of this world, nor do I call it home. My desires are not for things that will fade, corrode, or burn. I set my heart & mind on things above. My faith and hope are in GOD alone. And I eagerly await his return for me. I am a citizent of heaven. If you agree, Copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to this list: Triplethreat123
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.
97% of people would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward from Twilight) standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, eating popcorn and screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!" then copy and paste this onto your profile!
The Jedi Code
The Sith Code
Peace is a lie,
there is only passion.
Though passion I gain strength,
Through strength, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
Cαllιηg мє WEAK ωση't мαкє уσυ STRONG,
For Starwars Geeks (like Triplethreat2)
When you’re feeling lonely, think of Leia, who has no one left
When you hate your parents, think of Han, who never had any
When you’re feeling destructive, think of Anakin, who destroyed it all
When you’re feeling dumb, think of Jar Jar, who is an idiot
When you’re feeling old, think of Yoda, who is nine hundred
When you’re feeling short, think of Wicket, who is one meter
When you think your brother is annoying, think of Threepio, and be glad you’re not traveling to Bespin with him on a broken hyperdrive
When you think you’re not a good friend, think of Lando, who risked it all to say ‘I’m Sorry’
When you feel fat, think of Jabba, who can fit three people and a dwarf inside (Poor Gimli)
When you miss your family, think of Chewie, who never sees his
When you’re feeling useless, think of Artoo, who is brought down every day and manages to kick butt
When you feel like you’ve lost a good friend, think of Obi-Wan, who lost his brother
When you’re feeling depressed, think of Padmé, who lost the galaxy
When you think you can’t go on anymore, think of Biggs, who never got to hear Luke’s adventures
When you feel tempted by the Dark Side, think of Darth Vader, who was once the Chosen One
When you feel ugly, think of Palpatine, who is the definition of ugly
When you are mad that your brother or sister does everything you do, think of Boba Fett, who has a couple thousand identical brothers
When you’re feeling betrayed, think of Dooku, whose boss cut his head off
When you feel like you’ve had no childhood, think of Maul, who was trained from birth by Palpatine
When you feel like you’re working too hard, think of Mon Montha, who is the leader of the New Republic
When you feel like you’ve been stabbed in the gut, think of Qui-Gon, who was actually stabbed in the gut
When you’re feeling like no one will listen to you, think of George Lucas, who started it all with just a boy, a girl, and a galaxy.
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (Naw dip, Sherlock.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
"In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly." -- One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp
When life offers lemons, make Grape Juice, then just sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Duct Tape is like the Force: It has a Light Side, and Dark Side, and it holds the universe together. (triplethreat2s favorite object
Don't knock on Death's Door; ring the doorbell, and RUN. He HATES that. (I tried to catch those kids...)
Flying is easy. Just throw yourself at the ground, and miss.
Whoever said that nothing is impossible, obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
It takes 43 muscles to frown, but it only takes 3 to punch them. Do it. DO IT! (Done it!)
If you're one of those people who realizes that a frying pan is actually a sufficient weapon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself post this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever tried to make plans for World Domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, the why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
Whats stronger than a platapus? Two of them! If you agree, Copy and paste this onto your profile
If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends are crying about a funeral, sad movie, ect, and youve burst out laughing for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever done the opposite of what someone told you to do copy this into your profile.
If you belive somthing bad is going to happen in Season 5 of Clone Wars, or got that feeling in the pit of your stomach, Copy and Paste this onto your profile.
If somthing bad DOES happen in Season 5 and one of your favorite charaters DOES die and you are going to write a story to alter it, Copy and Paste this onto you profile and add this name to your list: Triplethreat2
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have your own theme song you hum to yourself all the time, Copy and Paste this onto your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.
If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkie," copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think-no wait-If you KNOW Star Wars is better than Star Trek copy/paste this into your profile
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !! (And if you hvae eevr met aynone who can NOT raed tihs, pseale let me konw!)
*A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.
You Know That You Are An Author If...
You take the book you are reading EVERYWHERE.
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
WHAT WAS YOUR:
Last beverage: Dr. Pepper
Last phone call: My friend, Morgan
Last txt message: Mom
Last song you listened to: Annie (1982): Youre never fully dressed without a smile
Last time you actually cried: Erm, a million years ago.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice: I have not dated anyone.
Kissed someone and regretted it: Never kissed, either.
been cheated on: LOOK ALL ABOVE
Lost someone special: My grandad, very recently. :(
Been depressed: Not severely.
Been drunk and threw up: WHATTHEHEY?!?
19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'. 5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'. 7.) Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance with the Prophecy'. 8.) Don't use any punctuation. 9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10.) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. Make sure to keep a serious face. 11.) Specify that your drive through order is 'to-go'. 12.) Sing along at the Opera. 13.) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14.) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15.) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16.) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!' 18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!" 19.) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Anger is one letter short of danger.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, C & P into your profile and add your name to this list: Yendor Tyfo and Pinksaber13, WolvieGrrl, Triplethreat2, Triplethreat3
I promise to remember Harry Potter...
I promise to remember Colin Creevey the most hyper photographer ever and a true friend...
I promise to remember Dumbledore who was never afraid of death and loved his family...
I promise to remember Fred Weasley who will greet George in the after-life with the world's greatest joke and who went laughing like a true prankster...
I promise to remember Remus Lupin who was afraid to love but got there in the end...
I promise to remember Nymphadora Tonks who was always full of fun (Don't forget her awesome pink hair)...
I promise to remember Cedric Diggory who only wanted to make his father proud...
I promise to remember The Marauders who always managed to have fun (Mischief managed!)
I promise to remember Fabian and Gideon Prewett who fought like heros 'till the end...
I promise to remember Severus Snape who put his life on the line every day and who protected Harry for the love of his life...
I promise to remember Lily and James Potter who died to protect their only son...
I promise to remember Alice and Frank Longbottom who gave their health and sanity for the world's saftey...
And most importantly I promise to remember The Golden Trio and Dumbldore's Army who stood along side their friends no matter what and fought even more bravely than the Order of The Phoenix...
Oh yes, I promise to remember Harry Potter...
The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. MWAHAHAHAAA!!!
Anyone wants to kick someones butt, but not for bullying reason, C&P this on your Profile and add your name to the list: Triplethreat123
WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
People are either signing up for Team Edward or Team Jacob. If you're signed up for Team I-Don't-Give-a-Darn-About-That-Mushy-Gunk-Known-Only-As-Twilight, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVER, metaknight4ever, Invisibool, BerriGurl, StarrKiwi, StoriesAreMagic, Triplethreat123
What you call insanity, I call INSPIRATION!!!
Roses are red, bacon is also red. Poetry is hard... BACON.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.
If part of you is completely calm and the other part wants you to stand on your head, cross your eyes, and sing theme songs, put this on your profile.
Things to do in an elevator!
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, stupid motion sickness!"
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers with it.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Wear 'X-Ray Specs'. Pretend they work.
Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
Holler, "Group hug!" and make it happen.
Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
Walk into the elevator and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
Take your shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style, "Is that your final answer?"
Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the elevator tutting.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Tell people that you can see their aura.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
Press a button, step back and cross your fingers, eyes squeezed shut, mouthing "Please please please...". When the elevator starts moving raise your fists and scream "YES!" look around at the other passengers as if expecting them to share your excitement...
Have an argument with yourself.
Glare at someone till they notice, then point two fingers at your eyes, then point at them.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
If anyone questions any of your actions, tell them (in english) you dont speak their language.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the elevator. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'
Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
Drum on every available surface.
Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
Propose to the other passengers.
Challenge people to duels.
Sell girl scout cookies.
Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
Shout "Food fight!"
Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!
Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the elevator goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "AHHH!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
Practice your kung fu.
Play the accordion
Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.
Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
Life is a Rollercoaster... and mine needs desperate repairs!
It's not Illegal if you dont get caught!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the Up button.
My friends are the type of people who spend all day trying to drown a fish.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?
You called me a jerk. A jerk is a tug, a tug is a boat, a boat goes on water, water is nature, and nature is beautiful. Thank you for the compliment.
If you've ever ran into a door you obviously could have avoided, copy and paste.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Hehe, surprised we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!
Welcome to the light side. Sorry, we ran out of pudding.
If you chouse to start your own side, C&P this on your profile and add your name to the list: Triplethreat123
I ran with scissors, and lived!
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace and Facebook, copy this onto your profile.
-If you think you cannot live without music, copy this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
-If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this onto your profile
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, iheartmwpp, FerbulousGirl, PFTones3482,Triplethreat123
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who've had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress.
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been attacked in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.Now we know why some animals eat their own children.Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder,it would be an apocalypseI'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on
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This is a bunny. Copy and paste it to help it gain world domination.
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, Another Dead Hero, The Jonny T Factor, Whitechocolate14, Louisiana-gal2, Wolf skater, YAY Productions, Triplethreat123
Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.
I live in my own little world. But that's okay; they know me there.
If you can't convince them, confuse them
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
I didn't invent sarcasm, but I perfected it
If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry, and if you jump out a window I will laugh harder.
Bleach and latex gloves: $10... Plastic wrap, trash bags and duct tape: $ 20...Chainsaw: $200
The Horrified look on the cashiers face: PRICELESS!
Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary
I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen
Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!
When life gives you lemons, Throw them back and yell "I want oranges"
The voices and I took a vote, and your insane
Normal people worry me.
COME TO MY PARTY!
THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
I'm throwing a party, there will be a DJ... everyone is invited!
So everyone come, but first read the rest of this bulletin.
Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever!
Special Guests: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring: DJ Holy Spirit.
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
...Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
"If all your friends were jumping off a cliff would you jump off too?" -- "If it meant that I would never hear that stupid cliche again I would be first in line."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
I KNOW WHO I AM
REAL QUICK NOTE FROM TT2: I dont usually update on Sundays. Day of rest, ya know.
Oh,and really, the only person that uses this account is TripleThreat2. And Now, I have a blog! go check it out!
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