Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, Inheritance Cycle, Falling Skies, A song of Ice and Fire, Game of Thrones, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Star Wars Rebels.
First things first: a quick note about myself before i move on to all the other stuff.
I'm a high schooler and live in upstate New York where you're weird if you don't live on a farm (which I don't, but I'd love to). I either want to be a Veterinarian or some sort of medical research scientist. Of course, I'd be a writer on the side. My life's goal it to be able to fly. My other life's goal is to have a novel published. I've started hundreds but only a few have made it past chapter one. Last but not least my all time favorite sport is Odyssey of the Mind. I'm obsessed with it even though people repeatedly tell me its not a real sport. Bonus points for anyone who actually knows what that is ;)
Favorite TV Shows (Not including anime)
Doctor Who (of course)
Heroes (the first season was the best)
Lost (totally awesome, ending was a bit unexpected)
Merlin (still can't believe its over)
Legend of the Seeker (Cara's the best)
Alphas (I just got caught up on all the episodes)
Falling Skies (I fell in love with this one instantly)
Sanctuary (Not very well known but all the better for it)
Game of Thrones (just finished season 3 and shocked)
Favorite Books (this could take a while...)
Harry Potter (a soon-to-be classic)
Lord of the Rings (a real classic)
Maximum Ride (not entirely sure what happened at the end there)
Eragon (dragons are the best)
Percy Jackson (how could I forget?)
Escape from Furnace (underrated, creepy but cool)
A Song of Ice and Fire (only on the third book but truly amazed)
Ender's Game (specifically the first one)
...and many many more...
Here are some of my favorite quotes:
Doctor: Not dying. See? Fine
-I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.
-Good men have too many rules.
Doctor: Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why i have so many.
-Yeah well it's a big club. We should get T-shirts.
Doctor: Yes. its insane and its about to get even more insanerer. Is that a word?
Doctor: Its got my name written all over it. Well. Not literally. But give me time and a crayon.
-Please, point a gun at me if it helps you relax.
Sayid: Do Jack and Locke know about this?
Ana-Lucia: Jack and Locke are a little too busy worrying about Locke and Jack.
Charlie: They'll find us. They have satellites in space that can take pictures of your license plate.
Sayid: If only we were all wearing license plates
Shannon: So, does all this - the tent, flowers - mean that we're serious now?
Sayid: Quite definitely not. I do this for all the girls I meet on deserted islands.
Sawyer: You run, I con. I tiger don't change their stripes.
Jack: Where’s Locke?
Jack: You know how to handle a gun or not?
Ana-Lucia: Shut up. When I tell you to do something, you do it… I say move, you move… I say stop, you stop. I say jump, what do you say?
Kate: Are you serious?
Jack: Get up.
Arthur: Where were you?
Merlin: I was mucking out the stables
Arthur: REALLY? That’s strange because a little bird told me you were somewhere else.
Merlin: Mucking out the stables is strange but a talking bird isn’t?
Arthur: Merlin, what did we say about you trying to be funny?
Merlin: That I shouldn’t
Sir Leon: What is the job exactly?
Merlin: To kill Arthur.
Sir Leon: Driving you mad, is he?
Merlin: Not for much longer!
Arthur: I warn you, I've been trained to kill since birth.
Arthur: Were you born clumsy or do you work at it?
Merlin: It's one of my many gifts.
Morgana: Bring back memories of when i used to beat you?
Arthur: That never happened!
Arthur: If you weren't scared you'd be talking rubbish as usual.
Merlin: I am talking rubbish as usual. I mean, i am talking, as usual.
Arthur: We can't leave him here! We have to lift him onto the bed.
Merlin: Why? He's asleep, he's not going to know.
Merlin: Well... I'll get him a pillow.
Arthur: He is the king!
Merlin: All right! Two pillows!
I am a dreamer of unlikely dreams.
I am a creator of worlds.
I am a destroyer of the 'impossible'.
I am a seer. I am a believer.
I am the master of life and death.
I am a god and words are my playthings.
I am a writer.
Okay, I thought these two were hilarious (especially the second), but they aren't mine. Originally. They are now. I borrowed them from Pandorad24, so yeah, disclaimer.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
Copy and paste this if you're a writer.
Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms.
2) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
3) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
4) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
5) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
6) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.
7) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
8) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.
9) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month".
10) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.
11) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball.
12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"
13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.
15) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends".
16) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
17) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
18) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.
19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
20) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
21) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
22) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
24) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously.
25) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.
26) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods. Comments in parentheses by me
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (How stupid could you be to do that?
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Great way to promote shoplifting!!!!
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How else would you use it?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But remember..it's just a suggestion...)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late...)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? lets experiment)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I thought that's how you ironed your clothes..oops..honey, forget what I said about ironing your clothes!!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (it would really cut down on construction accidents if we could just keep those darn five year olds off the forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (one would hope)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (opposed to... outer space?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (and that would be... now i'm curious)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (OMG!)
On a set of Korean Kitchen Knives: "Warning: Keep out of children." (um, i think something might have gotten lost in that translation.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (some one got paid big bucks to write that one.)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Sure, go ahead and crush another child's dreams!!!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (hmm, raise your hand if you've ever tried it.)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put in fork and eat." (...I thought you just stuck your head in the bowl...)
On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (but not misquotes? Well that's a rip off.)
On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Note to self, don't buy from this company)
On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)
A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects, duh!)
A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)
A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (How can you watch it????!!!!!)
A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (Really???)
A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot)
A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.)
A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good)
A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Where did they get that idea...)
A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (Amazing.)
A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Srry kids can't play in there anymore...)
A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?)
A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?)
A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!)
A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)
A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)
A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Darn.)
An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)
An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?)
A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah.)
A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)
On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
put this on your page if you love to laugh
If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.
If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.
My sister has the best sister.
Bubble wrap amuses me.
Live Long and Prosper. -Spock
(rah) (ah) ([roma (1ma)] (ga) (ooh)(la) = bad romance. Copy & Paste it if you get it :)
A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.
95% of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you were the other 5% that would bring popcorn, invite friends, and yell, "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"
COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste.
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////\\\\ GO NINJAS!!! Post
If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile.
94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY! "
Just because she once liked Percy doesn't make her the worst girl in the series! If you think people should stop hating on Rachel Dare, copy and paste
Now for my fics. I'll admit it right now, i'm horrible at updating. i get side tracked so easily its not even funny. If i happen to vanish off the face of the earth for a while, forgive me, i'll return eventually. I'm also writing a full length novel which takes up most of my spare time.
I am actively working on Fallen mighty and work on Fate Entwined occasionally. I kind of lost interest in Six Types of Chaos but i do plan on returning to it eventually.
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