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Joined 06-29-12, id: 4095022, Profile Updated: 09-13-13

wow i'm taking a long time to write stuff sorry

but i'm really lazy and i have major writers block

i'll try to come up with something ASAP

9/13/13

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Sometimes I Hate It by amayaXakeru reviews
The lives we know could end at any minute, all it takes is one bad move, maybe not even made by you. John ends up in the hospital and fate has paired him with an interesting roommate, but maybe fate isn't as funny as he thinks. JohnxKarkat. M for some slight gore and violence. Some adult situations and the like. Will update fairly often.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,517 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
My Girlfriend's a Man by SocialDegenerate reviews
College/Non-Sburb AU: When they were younger, Dave and John were total bros; but as life went on, they stopped talking. However, they clearly live in a bad romance film- how else would they end up together again, living as roommates at a random university in a random state?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,060 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dave S., John E.
LoveStuck by Euphoria Writer reviews
John has been attending college for three weeks now with his best friends and dear sister Jade, but what happens when he finds out that he's being stalked by a girl with a spider obsession and a blind girl with a thing for the color red, all for a friend of there's with a serious crush on John. DaveXJohn and other pairings to come.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Meaningless Words Written For You by Toko-Writes-Sometimes reviews
Dave has been in love with his best friend for four years now. He finally decides to give John one of the countless poems he's written for him. Emotions are shown and hearts are broken and mended as John and Dave really figure out how they feel.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Snuggles, Sand, and Stars by JustDrinkTea reviews
You've been waiting for weeks just for this camping trip with John. And amazingly, it looks like everything might actually go according to plan. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Aura by LYNN 08 reviews
Dave is desperate to escape his life of fame, but when he finally attempts to find a place to settle down, he is quite literally swept up again by something even more overwhelming. John Egbert. A Boy with the power to control air along with a mysterious past. Can Dave hold them together or will John's past tear them apart?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Correspondence by xXKarkatluvXx reviews
John finally gets up the nerve to talk to Karkat about his feelings.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Flushed Out by Silent Girl In The Shadows reviews
Two trolls flushed for each other finally figure out what they want after some confusion. And Karkat finds out about more than he ever wanted to. I suck at summaries. Rated M for Karkat and Gamzee's language and the shameless smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Let Me Love You by VespertineFlora reviews
After many months together, John finally convinces Karkat to uphold his end of the "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" bargain, despite the troll's apprehension to do so. JohnKat fluff with smut, advisory for alien genitalia
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/29/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Karkat: Learn something about human anatomy by VespertineFlora reviews
Karkat sees John with his shirt off for the first time and is perplexed by what he finds. JohnKat smut
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Paint by Numbers by Dumpfmoebel reviews
When John finally gets to meet Dave in real life, the inner chaos he had hoped to resolve becomes even more confusing. Contains boy-on-boy action, the f-word and Super Mario.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Almost Lover by Anaki Starsong reviews
What happens right before comic #005221
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Eridan A., Karkat V. - Complete
Midnight by reraimu reviews
You still don't know how he manages to sneak into your room every night without waking anyone up. Gamzee/John warning: smut, slash
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Gamzee M., John E. - Complete