Tickled Purple Monkey
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Joined 06-29-03, id: 409510, Profile Updated: 07-01-13
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hmmm...not really a bio, but I stole the idea from someone... Better (I think/hope) summaries of my stories, and their status:

The Enemy Lover My first fanfic, and it's completed. Draco/Hermione coupling. It's their 5th year at school, and they're both prefects. Oddly, though, Draco is acting really weird around Hermione, kind almost. Hermione is confused and unsure, but Draco's not being his usual mean Slytherin self. Eventually they fall in love... Pre-OotP.

The View From The Other Side Complete as of 8/21. Hermione/Draco coupling. It's their sixth year at Hogwarts, and over the summer Voldemort lures Hermione to the dark side. She's the youngest Death Eater in all of history. Voldemort acts as a father figure to her, and insists she's the Dark Lady.Will Harry and Ron see it in time to save her from the dark side? Or will it be Draco who comes to her rescue? Pre-H-BP

Dumbledore's Offer Work in progress, ON HIATUS. On the roof at the end of sixth year, Dumbledore offered to hide Draco and his family from Lord Voldemort. Draco decides he wants that protection and seeks out Harry, whom he has heard Scrimgeour call "Dumbledore's man through and through." He catches Harry, Hermione and Ron at Godric's Hollow when they start looking for Voldemort's Horcruxes and pleads with them to let him join them. Harry and Ron are annoyed that he's there, but Hermione finds that the pureblood has a nice side. Eventually Draco/Hermione. T for language.

The contract (for my own reference, and anyone who wants to see it in full):

In exchange for the safekeeping and hiding of Narcissa Malfoy, and Lucius Malfoy when he is free from Azkaban, the terms are thus. I, Draco Malfoy, promise to not meet with Lord Voldemort unless under the express permission of Hermione Granger or Harry Potter. I will not communicate with any Death Eaters. If I do either of the aforementioned things, my fingernails will turn black. Furthermore, I will not speak to anyone about what Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, and Harry Potter are doing. If I do this, I will lose my eyesight. I will not go beyond three kilometers of either Hermione Granger or Harry Potter, nor will I try to undo any of the punishments inflicted upon me for breaking this contract. For breaking either of these rules, the only thing I will be able to say is “I’m sorry”. I will only allow Hermione Granger to undo any of the punishments put upon me for breaking any part of this contract. Lastly, only Harry Potter or Hermione Granger can declare this contract null and void.

Draco Malfoy

Hermione Granger

Harry Potter

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Marriage, Muggle Life, and Babies by jessebelle reviews
A graduation requirement sends Draco and Hermione to America where they must live as muggles and raise a kid. What happens when real romance blossoms? Follow Hermione and her friends, new and old, on an adventure that they won't soon forget.Not Abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 3432 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Quarter Moon Gamble by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETED! Veela!Draco. A bet and an accident send Hermione into the arms of Draco Malfoy. But what happens when she can no longer stand the moments they're apart, the forbidden kisses he took without remorse, the slow dances, or the warmth of his touch?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,212 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Hijacking of Hermione Granger by Plastraa reviews
Draco Malfoy has FINALLY come into his Veela Inheritance, Hermione Granger isn't impressed. It will be up to Draco to change her opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,167 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Never is a Promise by LoPotter reviews
HrD fic, they're head girl and boy and having an interesting year. June 19! I finally updated! It's been a year, sorry. But here's Chapter 45. Oh nelly :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,087 - Reviews: 3402 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 11/28/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Talk About BLIND Date by xLiNex reviews
Hogwarts gets owl pals and they all gets nicknames. A whole week with your enemy? How lovely. Watch as feelings changes,trouble shows up and some of the most embarrassing moments you can ever imagine![CHAPTER 18 IS UP!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,107 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Models by cathyhb reviews
Hermione and Draco are at each other's throat but Draco is having a hard time keeping it that way with the changes that happened to her. Frankly, Harry is also affected by her change. ATTENTION! Look out for the sequel. D/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 75,186 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/28/2003 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
From Enemy, to Nothing, to Friend, to Lover by Lyra Vazquez reviews
COMPLETED Answer to H&D's loneliness is each other aswell as the arrival of a new exciting character makes life at Hogwarts change. BONUS CHAPTER! BONUS CHAPTERTHE SECRETS YOU DID NOT KNOW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 110,656 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
No More Tears, No More Sorrow by S.G.-S.B.-M.M reviews
Joint effort by Slytherin Girl, Magical Me, and SohpieBabe. It's starts with a project and leads to more. But certain things change and death occurs. Can things ever be the same again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,004 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Tale as old as Time by Eyce Queen reviews
Draco and Hermione are forced to spend their summer together to sort out their 'issues' with each other. What will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 51,806 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Dumbledore's Offer reviews
The Golden Trio is ready to start looking for Voldemort's Horcruxes, but they weren't expecting Draco Malfoy to come along. Harry and Ron are annoyed that he's there, but Hermione finds that the pureblood has a nice side. Eventually DMHG. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,932 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The View From The Other Side reviews
Voldemort lures Hermione to the dark side. She's the youngest Death Eater in history. Voldemort acts as her father, insisting she's the Dark Lady. Can Harry and Ron see it and save her from the dark side? Or will it be Draco? DrH eventually. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,889 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Enemy Lover reviews
Hermione and Draco are Prefects, but Draco starts acting weird around Hermione. First he catches her before she falls, and then he carries her up to bed. What next? Love obviously, but what then? To find out, Read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 54,131 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete