The Smiley Bandit
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Joined 02-05-01, id: 40953
Author has written 6 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Harry Potter, Xena: Warrior Princess, Supernatural, and Star Trek: 2009.
Hey, I am a twenty something college grad./mathematician who works at a bank. A common place for us i find ^_^. I attempt to go to church but end up sleeping and do lots of other things too, I am really into Tae Kwon Do and drawing and of course reading and writting however i cant spell worth a flip. Any way I have loved to write my entire life although i have taken quite a break over the past few years due to various things but im back and ready as ever so bare with me as my writting improves hopefully. I mostly write gundam wing, and harry potter fan fics, and i tend to be mean to my characters much to their dismay _
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The Last Time I Saw You, You Were Dead by Pinahn reviews
Lassiter is so obsessed with solving a murder that he dreams about the crimes before they are committed. Juliet thinks her partner needs a trip to the hospital. And Shawn thinks... Well Shawn thinks it's something else. - [Rated for violence and whump. Takes place in the weeks after S6 E11 "Heeeeere's Lassie."]
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,478 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/14/2022 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH.
Take No Prisoners by Kitiara Raistlin reviews
Brock Rumlow's warning to Sam came from experience. There was order and there was pain. But then there had also been the Soldier. Where had he fit in with the rest? Not compliant with anything after Winter Soldier.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,389 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2019 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, B. Rumlow/Crossbones - Complete
Gods of War by Nirah reviews
Part of the Breaking Destiny series. When Rose Tyler suddenly appears in the TARDIS, the Doctor learns that she is being hunted across universes by an unstoppable force. The Bad Wolf is back, and it wants its body. Now the Doctor must find a way to defeat a powerful god before it can take hold of Rose, and manage the delicate situation between the two greatest loves of his life.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 277,251 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/18/2018 - Published: 9/16/2015 - 10th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate, The Master, Rose T.
Legacy of a Lifetime by fantasymonk
Sam and Alan's lives never seem to go smoothly... - established Sam/Alan romantic pairing
Tron - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,953 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Alan Bradley, Sam Flynn - Complete
Couched by DaSwampRat'sCherie reviews
Great as it was to bond and whatnot, Tony still found it weird. Barton didn't just collapse on people's couches and watch cartoons; especially not when he had his own bed - his own floor - to sleep in. Very much Clint-centric. Language and sensitive, though ambiguous and vaguely addressed, material.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Dressed for Space by Kiwisilence reviews
The Stone had unintended consequences: binding Ronan to Peter. Peter/Ronan slash.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 185 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Ronan the Accuser]
Breaking Destiny by Nirah reviews
The prophecy was clear. The Doctor's song would end that day. But the Master didn't know that, and even if he had, he had never been one to follow rules anyway. Now with his body breaking down from his sabotaged ressurection, he has to co-operate with the Doctor in order to stay alive. And with the drumming silenced, he realizes he must regain his old friend's trust.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 290,255 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
FALLING FURTHER IN by kaz2 reviews
Hermione begins to learn something of the man behind the dark sarcasms of the classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,590 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 2,625 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
It's not all about you! by SassyJ reviews
Raylan and Tim are in a mess, and Tim is not doing so good. Raylan grows a clue or two about supporting your friends.
Justified - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Raylan G., Tim G. - Complete
Love Me Do by SassyJ reviews
A routine prisoner transport from Connecticut, two marshals armed to the teeth, what could possibly go wrong?
Justified - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Raylan G., Tim G.
A Harlan Holiday by freshouttaideas reviews
Raylan and Tim celebrate Christmas together - Marshal style. A Harlan Christmas story to bring some holiday cheer to the fandom. Ho ho ho.
Justified - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,704 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Tim G., Raylan G. - Complete
I Knew A Guy by freshouttaideas reviews
"He only had a second to choose. But it was no choice, not really." Tim and Raylan start to understand each other a little better. NOT SLASH.
Justified - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Raylan G., Tim G. - Complete
Broken Boy Soldier by freshouttaideas reviews
"Sittin' in bars all afternoon drinkin' is just gonna get you into trouble." A one shot back story for Tim. Not Slash. Rated only for some swearing and violence.
Justified - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Tim G., Art M. - Complete
Pray Tell by Verdreht reviews
Things have been tense between Tim and Raylan for a while. Too bad Tim's pretending there's nothing wrong, and Raylan certainly won't say anything. So, what's it gonna take for them to figure it out? Pray tell. Raylan/Tim Slash
Justified - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Tim G., Raylan G.
one of those things by pantone tiger reviews
Raylan/Tim, via Art's POV. The Marshals have an awkward movie night, and nobody's paying attention to the film.
Justified - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Raylan G., Tim G. - Complete
Buckshot by Niente Zero reviews
Set after Bulletville. Raylan is in no-one's good books, Tim gets hurt and takes his shirt off, and Art busts in to show the boys how to do their job right. Warnings: Plenty o' cussin', spoilers in passing for Bulletville.
Justified - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Tim G., Raylan G. - Complete
Bringing Raylan Home by Niente Zero reviews
Raylan gets himself grabbed by the boys from Miami. Tim calls in a favor and rides in to save the day.
Justified - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Raylan G., Tim G. - Complete
Present Dangers by Annenburg reviews
With a skeleton crew and an alien takeover, it's up to Montgomery Scott to try to save Enterprise. Scotty/Bones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Phases of the Moon by ncfan reviews
They called him yokarasu, the night crow. He was the Sand's greatest assassin, and no one was sure what he was.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Kankuro - Complete
Promise me by dr pepper upper reviews
Reluctantly, so reluctantly, John began to turn and race out of the Bridge. George's voice stopped him. "Keep him safe." Reaper!McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,588 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
The One Eyed Man Is King by acetamide reviews
Leonard McCoy wouldn't have said that he was happy, but he was content with being blind until Jim Kirk came and threw up on him. Eventual K/Mc, slightly AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,089 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
A Good Bad Idea by p-sama7 reviews
After the 'Nero Incident' the crew of the Enterprise is forced on 'shore leave' while Star Fleet figures out what it is going to do with it's new heroes. McCoy finds himself in Georgia with an unexpected guest. Scones centric.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,687 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones
Take It All Away by rebellion2fate reviews
In a time when a hero is needed most, tragedy befalls Roy Mustang. Someone is aiding the Homunculi from within Central and whispers of a completed Stone echo through the corridors. Can Roy stop this disaster before it’s too late? Roy x Ed COMPLETE
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,931 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Trials Unending by faceted-mind reviews
After his return from Antarctica, Remy's trials are far from over. RemyLogan slash
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,384 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Critical Point by iamzuul reviews
The Sand siblings return to Sunagakure and find that they cannot pick up the pieces of the lives they lived before. Betrayal, deception, and political conspiracies – this is the way of the Hidden Sand. Welcome home. [WiP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,306 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro
Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
QUARANTINED by shirebound reviews
Late one night, Gandalf brings a very ill Ranger to the closest refuge, Bag End, knowing that Bilbo is immune to this illness... but Gandalf is unaware that a tweenager is now living there. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,232 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Lost by VenusDeMilo reviews
Hermione gets lost in the past and falls in love with Severus... Cliche, true... but still fun (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Decoding of the Heart by Textualsphinx reviews
It's the prequel to the sequel of another writer's fic/Of a pairing (Snape 'n Granger) that still makes some people SICK/ Dare to visit Snape's strange quarters almost sunk in Hogwart's Lake/ Where he patterns out sad days observed by Salomé, his snake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,653 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/4/2003 - Published: 6/19/2001 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Bedside Reflections of Bell Gamgee by oselle reviews
Sam's mother is called upon to look after Frodo, who has fallen ill not long after moving to Bag End.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,606 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 1/2/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Pawn To Queen by Riley reviews
A somewhat Nietzschean twist on Snape/Hermione. The Potions Master and his best student find themselves entering into a partnership that neither of them could have expected, courtesy of Lucius Malfoy. NOTE: chapter 3 updated again: Hermione's now 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,263 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/8/2001 - Published: 9/24/2001 - Hermione G., Severus S.
I Was Right by Earthwalk reviews
Severus Snape's years at Hogwarts, from entrance to graduation. Not Book 5 compliant yet, if ever. Warning: Some romance with Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,846 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/4/2001 - Published: 10/17/2000 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
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What are you, like five? reviews
Castiel is introduced to an age-old tradition in sibling warfare.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011
Fortune est Absolute reviews
Team Free Will and its members, Dean, Sam, Castiel, Bobby and now Crowley make a last ditch effort to stave off the end of the world. Only unbeknownst to them a plan that has been in motion since before the beginning of time is coming to its completion.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,838 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Fatalis Telum reviews
ST2009xDoomxXena/Hercules Don't blame me blame my Plot Bunnie of a Muse. The anchient people of Mars escaped to earth, only to be revered as Gods. This is the story of one severly cynical God of Love and the thorn in his side of a soul mate.
Crossover - Xena: Warrior Princess & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Cupid, Ayel
Blood lines (working title) reviews
I suck at these.....okay here goes....this is a look on the past of our beloved Prof. Snape, his relationship with Voldemort and the other HP Characters and some of my own.....okay its gonna be darker than it sounds so just go on in and read k..^__^ the
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2002 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Severus S.
A Gryffidor Carol reviews
The House of Gryffindor sings the House of Slytherin a Christmas Carol........Will there be retribution? Possibly. Now I will warn you that this is caffine induced soooooo you can imagine....muwhahahahahahahahahah
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/16/2001
Where do we go??? reviews
One of the pilots wonders what is next....Okay this is my first one so be nice reveiws appreciated and flames well, flames will be ignored :O) happy readings. PG for some angsty references. R&R
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/5/2001
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