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Author has written 10 stories for Pokémon.
HURGHGHGF GDAHAD ENERGY
My grammar is TERRIBLE. So, please forgive me for it. :D
Hobos are inspirations.
But don't be a hobo.
It's in bold 'cus it's important.
I probably have some kind of attention disorder, but no one has confirmed that.
MY FAVORITE POKEMON:
Togekiss: LOL WHAT IS THIS THING? IDK BUT ITS ADORABLE.
Charmander: My first starter. It's a fried lizard guys! A FRIED LIZARD! When the Geico guy starts driving in his car a little to much and it explodes, Charmanders are born. Geico is a Pokemon. IS YOUR MIND= BLOWN??? NO?
Torchic: IT'S SO CUTE AND IT'S LIKE ROASTED CHICKEN SPEED BOOSTING AROUND.
Stunfisk: Look at its face. How can you say no to that?
Dunsparce: OMG THE BEST POKEMON EVER. MOVE OVER ARCEUS, THIS GUY IS THE REAL CREATOR. HE HAS WINGS. AND YOU HAVE A GIANT WEDDING RING. YOU AIN'T NO SINGLE LADY. YOU A SINGLE LLAMA.
I have a tendency to make Dialga retarded in some of my fics where it appears.
PS GUYS. IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE STUFF LIKE THIS, HEAD ON OVER TO ME AND GALEFIRE'S COLLABORATION CALLED: POKEMON SECRETS REVEALED. It's a parody fic of all those Pokedex fics. So check it out! Please. I beg you. Please.
Like really, please.
Oh that note, here is more about my other fics.
Most of them are crackish. Yup. I advise against reading my older fics. They are terrible liek MAH GRANDMANMMAMNSAN ANSDF