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Joined 06-30-12, id: 4096275, Profile Updated: 11-29-13
Author has written 10 stories for Pokémon.

HURGHGHGF GDAHAD ENERGY

My grammar is TERRIBLE. So, please forgive me for it. :D

Hobos are inspirations.

But don't be a hobo.

It's in bold 'cus it's important.

I probably have some kind of attention disorder, but no one has confirmed that.


MY FAVORITE POKEMON:

Togekiss: LOL WHAT IS THIS THING? IDK BUT ITS ADORABLE.

Charmander: My first starter. It's a fried lizard guys! A FRIED LIZARD! When the Geico guy starts driving in his car a little to much and it explodes, Charmanders are born. Geico is a Pokemon. IS YOUR MIND= BLOWN??? NO?

:C

Torchic: IT'S SO CUTE AND IT'S LIKE ROASTED CHICKEN SPEED BOOSTING AROUND.

Stunfisk: Look at its face. How can you say no to that?

Dunsparce: OMG THE BEST POKEMON EVER. MOVE OVER ARCEUS, THIS GUY IS THE REAL CREATOR. HE HAS WINGS. AND YOU HAVE A GIANT WEDDING RING. YOU AIN'T NO SINGLE LADY. YOU A SINGLE LLAMA.

I have a tendency to make Dialga retarded in some of my fics where it appears.

...I'm weird.

PS GUYS. IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE STUFF LIKE THIS, HEAD ON OVER TO ME AND GALEFIRE'S COLLABORATION CALLED: POKEMON SECRETS REVEALED. It's a parody fic of all those Pokedex fics. So check it out! Please. I beg you. Please.

Please.

Like really, please.

Oh that note, here is more about my other fics.

Most of them are crackish. Yup. I advise against reading my older fics. They are terrible liek MAH GRANDMANMMAMNSAN ANSDF


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Kiss by Galefire reviews
Silver wants to give her a kiss. Lyra is confused. Soulsilvershipping. Drabble.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/12 - [Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone] - Complete
The Extended Unova Pokemon Guide by The Gentleman Xerneas reviews
This Guide will give you the very best advice and information on how to raise, train, bond and take care of your very own Unova-native pokemon! Learn everything you can about your little (or big) friends! Written by the highly accomplished and quirky Pokemon Professor Fuhri. Note: The author is not held accountable for any murders or injuries inflicted by Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 137 - Words: 361,425 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Zoroark, Victini, Genesect, Cobalion
Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon by Matthais Unidostres reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. Pokemon having Rap Battles with each other. Based off of NicePeter's Epic Rap Battles of history of course. Vote for winners and future battles.
Crossover - Pokémon & Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 49 - Words: 26,402 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 6/18/2012
Lesson by Galefire reviews
All his life, Silver wanted to believe Giovanni was a good father. He was only trying to teach him to be stronger, right? Slight gore. One-shot
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2 - Silver/Rival, Togepi, Giovanni/Sakaki, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
Burning with Jealousy by nihongoneko reviews
Ranma has slowly been burning up with jealousy ever since he's met Akane and other people have been after her- a fact that he was unaware of until it boils over. How can you control your own jealousy? and what if Akane finds out? RanmaxAkane, obviously.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,678 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Akane, Ranma
The Soggy Pretzel by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Relicanth has been running a successful pretzel shop for many years in Seaside Hill. And with his friendly nature and deliciously soggy pretzels, you Relican't beat these prices!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Relicanth/Glanth
Je T'aime, Serena by SumRandomPerson12 reviews
Yay, another oneshot for Serena and Calem! :D (JeT'aimeShipping)
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Calem/Calme, Serena - Complete
Pokemon X and Y: Xavier's 'Kolourful' Kalos Adventure by MyBuizelIsCalledBurt reviews
When life's as black and white as your stubborn Pancham, you need friends, Pokemon and an adventure to make it Kolourful. Follows X and Y, with what we can safely confirm. Skip ahead a few chapters if you wish, because the first few were just wrote because I had no information about the actual game.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,350 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013
Father by Galefire reviews
Gold had never had a father. Gold had never wanted a father. He was perfectly fine with living in a small house in the corner of a four person town, his only family being his dull, emotionless older brother and nonsensical mom. Apparently, his mother thought different.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Silver/Rival, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Lyra/Kotone
Green Jacket by DainoChild reviews
Green tries a new way to get Gramps to remember his name. [Based on the newly announced Pokemon: The Origins anime.]
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O., Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
L E T T E R S by Kimiko Heroux reviews
Mama, why are we alone?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Poképoems by Spelonberry reviews
A collection of very symbolic, metaphoric and cerebral poems explaining the hidden significance of the Pokemon universe in a raw and original tone of deep understanding. Not.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Brock/Takeshi, Brendan/Yūki
Yohana's Secret by Aprotny reviews
Yohana has always been special. But being special made Team Rocket want her, killing her parents in the process. Yohana had to run away on the night of her parents' death. There's only one other human who knows everything. Yohana's best friend, Ash Ketchum. AU. AshxOC. I do not own Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,617 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [Ash K./Satoshi, OC]
The Not-So Super Happy Reunion by Galefire reviews
After all the years of hard work, desolate trekking and near death situations, Hugh had the understanding that his sister would at least appreciate what he did for her. However, after one little "mishap" causes her to practically disown him, Mr. Qwilfish head is thrown into the worst sobbing fit of his life. Also, Mei and Kyouhei play doctor.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Hyuu/Hugh, Mei/Rosa, Kyouhei/Nate - Complete
Pokemon: Pharaoh of Unova by Autobot-Muse reviews
Entombed alive for disobeying the rule of a tyrannical Pharaoh, a young man by the name of Gaiihl awakens thousands of years later, reborn into a Yamask. Befriending an aspiring young trainer, they both journey to find their places in Unova, only to find themselves standing against the plight of Team Plasma and a resurrected Pharaoh that has cursed history to repeat itself.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,786 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Yamask/Desumasu
434 Light-years by SkyMochi reviews
On a buisness trip, Meili comes upon a freak-show. Against the laws of society, she befriends them; and crazy things can happen once you break such laws. Historic AU, in the early 1900-1960s during WW2. Rating will go up as the chapters get more intense. Enjoy! u-u
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Hong Kong, Taiwan
In which I make Fun of Everything 8-Bit by Galefire reviews
Because I can.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Blue O./Green O. (male), Silver/Rival
The Comfort in Nightmares by Galefire reviews
Lyra is terrified. With each passing day she can feel her sanity slowly draining, her mind caving in upon itself as her torturous night terrors begin to slip into her own reality. And in her broken state, the only person she is left to turn to is the very subject of her fear. SoulSilverShipping. Not for the faint of heart.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki
Lost in Translation: Pokemon Green Version by Galefire reviews
Palkia, bored of being bored, makes the unfortunate decision of playing a prank on one of the Dexholders. Who? Gold. Why? I have no idea! However, that little 'prank' ends up sending him to one of the most brutal, most horrifying place in all of Pokemon history: The English translated Pokemon Green.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Palkia, Mew, Green/Blue (unspecified)
Tell Me I'm Dreaming by IcarusWing reviews
When Victoria Michelle is kidnapped by an obscenely cheerful rabbit-eared man and taken to a world where everyone is convinced that she is the legendary "Alice," come to save them at long last, she is sure they have the wrong person. But with war on the horizon, can she find it in herself to be the hero this strange world needs?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,995 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Seychelles
Pokemon Emerald Randomizer nuzlocke by Traveling Master reviews
Nuzlocke, the bane to all trainers, but also a challenge. Only a few are brave enough to do this, and even fewer succeed. Watch as randomness unfolds in this story. First person point of view.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,105 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Perplexed by MyBuizelIsCalledBurt reviews
The Perplex School of Pokemon Exploration is accepting new recruits, but have they found what they are looking for? Amazing Cover art done by Puttylol, she's amazing! On Hiatus! as I have lost all OC forms :(
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,641 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012
The Calm Before the Storm by Traveling Master reviews
War. Such a small word but can have such disastrous effect on all of us. It takes lives, ravages the land, never showing mercy. It is like a storm, calm before it hits. Will our young hero to be survive this storm, or will he fall? Only time will tell.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,379 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012
The Shopping Trip of WTF! Proportions by Galefire reviews
"Kyouhei, if you want to express your feelings for Mei, it's best you do it by giving her something she'll really appreciate, Valentines day IS just around the corner after all." "But Hugh, how can Valentines day be just around the corner? Days can't turn corners, silly!" All Hugh wanted was to help his friend's stubborn relationship, that was it! He shouldn't have to regret this.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Hyuu/Hugh, Kyouhei/Nate - Complete
Homeland by Jexo reviews
Hoenn had been blindsided by a sudden take over from a new organization, all hope seemingly lost at the fall of the Elite Four. A dictator rose up, taking advantage of the fear and giving them more. However, a small group of trainers, pushed together by circumstance, has decided hope isn't lost.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,597 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012
RedXCradily: GoWithTheFlowShipping by Galefire reviews
The time has finally come. Red is finally going to do the thing he's been meaning to do his entire life: confess his love to the one most special to him. However, his 'partner' may not be exactly who you expect... Red/Cradily. Shipping parody.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Red, Cradily/Yuradle - Complete
Pokedex Haikus: Ekans and Arbok by Coli Chibi reviews
The ninth collection in my series of Pokedex Haikus, featuring two of the best Pokemon out of Generation 1 Pokemon, Ekans and Arbok! What did Ekans think of Jessie?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Ekans/Arbo, Arbok - Complete
A Battle with a Mary-Sue by Galefire reviews
Yet another Mary-Sue has climbed Mount Silver to challenge Red with her team of immortal, fake and shiny Pokèmon, and trust me, he's had enough. So this time, things are going to be a little different. That's right, he's going to have a little fun. Two-Shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
World Tournament by XxDark-WriterXx reviews
As the title suggest, this is a story on a Pokemon World Tournament. I am accepting thirty two OCs. So those who wants to send in an OC that will have earth shattering three on three, or six on six battles, send in an OC by PM following the template shown in the information chapter. May the world open their eyes to the best of the best. Enjoy reading the ever plot twisting story!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Complete
Confessions of a Male Gardevoir by Coli Chibi reviews
"Hi. My name is Garland, but you can call me Gar for short. I'm a Gardevoir, and yes, I'm a male. A man. A guy." A documentary about a guy who looks like a girl, and how he learned to live with it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
The Forgotten by Megalink1126 reviews
The Pokémon Storage System is one of the best inventions ever created for a Trainer aspiring to catch 'em all. But what about the Pokémon who reside there? A short soliloquy from a Dunsparce's point of view. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Dunsparce/Nokocchi - Complete
The Truth about Ranma and Ryoga! by D.M.P reviews
After a little "bathroom incident," questions arise in Nerima about its star martial artist and the Eternal Lost Boy...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,417 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2000
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The Mega Potion reviews
At night, he heard the sound of the mega mariachi band and witnessed things beyond his imagination. One-shot. CRACKFIC filled with WTF
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Gary O./Shigeru, Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O. - Complete
Speed Boosting Torchic reviews
After saving a certain boy and his Rattata from starvation, Speed Boosting Torchic begins his journey of attempting to turn back time in order to save many from evil. But he soon finds out that turning back time is something that shouldn't be done... CRACKFIC
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Torchic/Achamo - Complete
Meat reviews
What started out as Leaf's simple hunt for meat turned into an encounter with a crazy old professor and the person she disliked the most. Oneshot. Parody of the beginning of FireRed and LeafGreen. Crackish.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Gary O./Shigeru, Leaf - Complete
The Super Friends' Circle reviews
The Super Friends' Circle. A club that stupid Mew created so Arceus could be surrounded by idiotic legendaries. The only reason why he was going was because of threats he's been getting from a stranger named D. This year, the event is being held at his home where he can get Roar of Time'd and find out just who this D is.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Arceus, Phione - Complete
Schoolyard Competition reviews
Loopin Highshcool is well known for being boring.It's a rundown school with a small amount of students, so it's in danger of going under. However, in a nick of time, an idea is created. A competition, for the students! There will be many losers, countless battles, STRANGE things, and only one winner. ACCEPTING OC'S! COLLABORATION WITH GALEFIRE! Rated T for minor cussing.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2012
Dunsparce the Incredible Annoyance reviews
A group of Pokemon bandit have messed with the wrong Pokemon... Cover belongs to the Pokemon anime
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Dunsparce/Nokocchi - Complete
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Treasure! reviews
A Pokemon Explorer Guild is accepting new Explorer Teams! Treasure Guild was a once prestigious guild that was famous for going explorations for rare treasures. Now they're going go back to their former glory by recruiting Explorer Teams! They're sending new teams to find a legendary treasure in Tangle Jungle! *pic belongs to Chunsoft and Pokemon. NO LONGER ACCEPTING.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,957 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Complete
Hoenn's Mary Sue reviews
Elizabeth Mary Sue Hirshley lives with her cruel relatives after her parents died. Wow. That's original. So what does she do? She finds a Pokemon and runs away! TYPICAL. And she's the chosen one! Haven't read that before!A parody of the fics where random kids go off on a journey and are involved in something important. rated T for cussing and weirdness. CRACKISH
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,007 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Ninetales/Kyukon - Complete
When He Enters reviews
When he enters, people disappear. When he enters, people become frozen. NPC's POV of what happens in Pokemon Black and White 2 when you enter a place. ONE-SHOT. NO SPOILERS FOR THE GAME. I REPEAT NO SPOILERS
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Kyouhei/Nate - Complete
I Hate the Voice and the Voice Hates Me reviews
Remember the Voice that gave you the quiz in the beginning of the PMD games? Yeah, well Beatrice (Bob), angered the Voice and is now a Missingno. She's causing a bunch of glitches now, and still has her memories from before she ended up as a Pokemon. To top it off, Primal Dialga is pretty pissed at her. CRACK/PARODY STORY.WARNING! spoilers for the main game.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - MissingNo., Pikachu - Complete