Author has written 10 stories for Maximum Ride, Balto, Lion King, My Little Pony, and Pokémon.
Hi I’m The Seven Eeveelutions. Here are some things about me before we begin.
I’m a girl, but I’m not telling my age.
I love to read and write.
Every plot I write is my own idea. I’ll share the adventure with you, but the credit for the story belongs to me.
I started writing my own stories when I was in third grade. I didn’t publish any stories I wrote until months after I joined fanfiction, though.
Feedback isn’t just reviewing. It can also mean following and fav-ing a story. Anything to let the author know you enjoyed what they wrote and want it to stay and grow on the site. But reviews are good too.
My favorite “real-life” authors are James Patterson and Suzanne Collins.
I’m pretty good with words; I’m pretty bad with numbers.
My favorite colors are blue and green.
I’ve been told I’m antisocial, but I try never to listen to rumors. Especially when they’re true.
I have a subtle sense of humor.
I love my family and wouldn’t trade them for the world. Too many people to deal with at once. The moon and stars though…
I like quotes. Here are some I collected from various sources, my own imagination included.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Some people are alive today simply because it is illegal to kill them.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me!
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you ever have had a bad day, and people tell you that there's always tomorrow, think: What if tomorrow's worse?
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over!
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to!
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
When in doubt, make up words!
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
Come to the dark side, we have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too).
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
People say frowns spread. Well, so do smiles. So when someone frowns at you, smile back. Or, if you're evil or in a particularly bad mood, you could frown at someone smiling, and hope to ruin their day.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... though I'm not so sure about the universe.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
He who does not learn from history is doomed to repeat it. He who learns from it sits back and laughs as the idiots kill themselves.
You, you, and you...Panic. The rest of you, come with me...!
Shoot first, shoot later, shoot again, then when everyone's dead, try to ask a question or two.
None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me!
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving isn’t for you…or bungee jumping…or deep sea diving…or…
They say guns don’t kill people, people kill each other. Does that mean when I flunk Algebra I can blame my pencil?
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Sometimes people deserve a high five…in the face…with a chair.
God grant me the serenity to accept that people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I’m hostile, & the wisdom to realize that murder is illegal.
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good, either.
I’ve got problem for your solution.
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I have finally been diagnosed…!!! I have a serious condition known as “Awesomeness” but don’t worry; none of you can get it because it’s not contagious!
I never said most of the things I said.
If someone makes you so angry take a deep breath, count to ten, and kill him immediately.
I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
You shouldn’t say anything mean about people who can’t read. You should write it instead.
Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.
I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough.’
I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.
TV has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
If it’s sent by ship then it’s a cargo, if it’s sent by road then it’s a shipment.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point, which is this: the bartender cheated you.
Don’t let your mind wander; it’s too little to be let out alone.
Congrats on getting married… (Inside card) – It’s not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER.”
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.
Children Learn What They Live
If a child lives with criticism, she learns to condemn.
War doesn't determine who's right. It only determines who's left.
Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
I've heard that it’s possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
Chemistry: "As you can see, you cannot see anything. Why can't you see anything? You'll see later."
May the neighbor’s goat drop dead too!!
The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
I went there, tooks some pictures, bought a t-shirt and came back! It'll never be the same.
Me and you is friends
You smile; I smile
You laugh; I laugh
You cry; I cry
You jump off a bridge…
I’m gonna miss your emails.
I don't have any grey matter! It's purple with pink polka dots.
Porky Pig Voice* I b-b-b-believe that’s all folks! So good bye, good luck, and may your refrigerator always stay cold in hot weather.
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