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Author has written 4 stories for My Little Pony, Bleach, Hellsing, RWBY, Deadpool, and Mass Effect.

I write things. Sometimes. Oddly enough, it's mostly smut.

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Not a Semblance of Decency by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
A One-Shot series usually featuring the characters of RWBY doing irresponsible things. Mature themes, thinly veiled crack and shipteasing abound.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna
Codename:ShadowFox by Codename-ShadowFox reviews
Name: Naruto Uzumaki. Anbu Codename: ShadowFox. Age: 12 Specialties: Recon,Stealth,Torture,Assassination. Status: Retired. Notes: Uzumaki has retired his mask to rejoin the regular ninja force as well as lead a genin team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,983 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 11/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
A Razor's Edge by zipscool reviews
A team of Nano-Soldiers at the front of the counter-attack against the Ceph are unearthed by a shady organisation following Shepard's war on the Collectors. Together they will travel the galaxy to combat the growing threat of the Reapers and their puppets
Crossover - Mass Effect & Crysis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,771 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
The Reaper by fokker333 reviews
I am human. I am a reaper of souls. I am dead. I am alive. I am hollow. I am the perfect and complete hybrid of beings. I am Death itself. And I have come to collect my due.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,709 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Ichigo K.
Shinigami Women's Secret Society by Kell-D reviews
Rangiku and Yoruichi find themselves bored and in need of excitement after the war. Thus the Shinigami Women's Secret Society was born. Pure Crack and Smut. Multiple Pairings
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,216 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Yoruichi S., R. Matsumoto
Harry Potter And The Aspects Of Death by michaelsuave reviews
What would happen if Harry Potter was the Master of Death from the time of his infancy? What if being "marked as his equal" meant that Harry was also on the path to immortality? Dark but not evil Harry. Powerful. Manipulative Dumbles, bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,038 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 2,432 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P.
How To Lose Byakuya's Patience In 10 Days by Vermillion Star reviews
Captain Kuchiki Byakuya is a man with ONE facial expression. He has a deep rein over his emotions and has depth of patience that is difficult to fathom. That is until the incorrigible bunch of vice-captains, ryoka and friends gang up on him.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Of Shinigami and Snicker Snacks by Captain Omnitron reviews
"Now this is curious. What could a Shinigami possibly be late for?" This is the question that started it all. Watch as one young man goes down the rabbit hole and enters a world of madness. Oh, but that can't be helped. Most everyone's mad here.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng
Screw This, I'm Firing the Halo Array by Galaxy Hunter reviews
It's the end of Mass Effect 3, and it sucks. Luckily Commander Shepard won't take it lying down. A collection of random alternate endings to ME3. This story is complete and utter crack. Rated M for language and adult situations. Shepard M and Liara.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,105 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Cortana, Shepard (M)
Pocky or Ramen? by Warrior orb5 reviews
Naruto and Itachi were just having an innocent disscusion.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
It's Rikudou Hiraishin to You! by e7cg13 reviews
What if the Kyuubi attack happened diffently. What if there was a case of divine intervention on that day of October 10th. "You've got the wrong omnipotent, Minato-chan. It's Rikudou Hiraishin to you!"-Living Minato/Kushina, strong Naruto, eccentric but omnipotent Rikudous, and general craziness all around. Time Travel AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Hanatarou's Very Bad Day by Lord Machiavelli's Understudy reviews
When Unohana decides to start a sub-division for the psychological health of the Shinigami, Hanatarou discovers that he is in way over his head. The only question is whether he will go as crazy as some of his patients...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Fifty Ways to Annoy the Soutaicho by Pipidae reviews
Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 29,839 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, Ichigo K.
Harry Potter and Fairy Tail by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
HP FT Crossover. Newly orphaned Harry Potter is adopted by the Storm Dragon and is raised on Earthland to be the Storm Dragon Slayer. Years later, he finds himself back on Earth and attending Hogwarts to fulfill his destiny... for a fee of course.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,958 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Harry P., Natsu D. - Complete
The First Guardian by Flameal Ashcrow reviews
What if Kurosaki Ichigo was a lot more curious as a child? What if this led to him having an inquisitive mind? Just how much would this change the course of history? Let's find out, shall we? - Slightly AU. Rated M for sexual content and my dirty mouth.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,555 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Mass Effect 3: A Crucible in More Ways Than One by Sudentor reviews
Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 232 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/27/2010
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Once A Year by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
On this one day a year the Seireitei calls out the mighty Zaraki for a task beyond all the other captains. It involves... soap...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/29/2008 - K. Zaraki, S. Komamura - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 4,097 - Follows: 708 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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A (Not Really) Grimm Tale reviews
A series of one-off smut shots with various characters from RWBY. Features Grimm smut.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 12/18/2015
Amongst the stars reviews
Sometimes, one must unleash a bigger monster, to have any hope of survival.
Crossover - Hellsing & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Alucard, Shepard (F) - Complete
Ichigo's Wonderland reviews
The last story Ichigo was ever told by his mother was Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland. Now, seven years later, Ichigo is going to see just how far the Rabbit Hole goes... With new friends, strange phobias, and a complete lack of shame, Ichigo is ready to walk through Wonderland... are you? (No pairings as of yet). 'T' for silliness and obscure humor.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Ichigo K.
Deadpool and his Pony reviews
...I don't even... Alright, this was created out of sheer boredom. Deadpool and Pinkie. I apologize. One-shot
Crossover - My Little Pony & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete