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Joined 06-30-12, id: 4097103, Profile Updated: 08-01-14
Author has written 1 story for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Wattup. RMS here. Avid Fanfic reader, and now first time writer, we'll see how it goes.


Dragon Ball Pact:
"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"


Likes: Dogs, the Nightsky, the Moon, Music, BtVS, AtS, Spuffy, Naruto.
Dislikes: Hypocrits, 'house' and 'techno' genre music, BANGEL.
Hobbies: Reading fanfics, making music, and most recently writing fanfics.
Dream: To OWN the WORLD.

Favorite Color: Black.

Favorite Categories on FF.net: BTVS, Pitch Perfect, Naruto, Wrestling, Yugioh(GX)(5D's), Fairy Tail, Harry Potter, PJO, Kingdom Hearts. Recently watched Sword Art Online, love it, so adding it to this entire list.

Favorite Pairings: Naruto/Any Female(Except Sakura), Percy/Artemis, Beca/Chloe (Pitch Perfect), Buffy/Spike, Angel/Cordelia, Tara/Willow, Jaden/Alexis, Undertaker/Stephanie McMahon, Natsu/Any Female, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Daphne, Harry/Hermione/Daphne, Sora/Kairi (KH), Kirito/Asuna,

Favorite Characters: Naruto, Percy Jackson, Beca Mitchell, Spike (BTVS), Tara (BTVS), Jaden Yuki, The Undertaker, Stephanie McMahon, Natsu Dragneel, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Sora (KH), Kratos (GoW), Kirito

Least Favorite Pairings: Naruto/Sakura, Beca/Jesse (Pitch Perfect), Buffy/Angel, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron, Draco Malfoy/Anyone, Riku/Kairi, ANY Slash pairing (Femslash not included)

Note: Nothing against the Slash and Yaoi fans out there, but i personally just don't like reading it. Except a single story where Naruto was a pimp and Haku was Sasuke's boyfriend... Those two were VERY cute in that story... If anyone reads this and happens to know that story, could you please PM me the link, i never read it till the end.

Least Favorite Characters: Danzo Shimura, Ron Weasley, Aster Phoenix, Ivan Dreyar, Draco Malfoy, Luke Castellan, Xehanort.


Favorite Quotes:

"Life's just a game. Win it!" - Me. Based on;

"Life's just a game. So let loose and have fun with it!" - Phil (Disney's Hercules)

"If you have time to dream of a beautiful end then why not live beautifully until the end." - Gintoki (Gintama)

"People die if they are killed" - Emiya Shirou

Our everyday lives may, in fact, be a series of miracles — Sasahara Koujiro (Nichijou)

"Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb! That's how Team Gurren rolls!" - the Great Kamina

"If i don't have to do it, i won't. If i do have to do it, make it quick." - Houtarou Oreki (Hyouka)

"Sorry i'm late, i got lost on the path called life" - Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)

"Fear isn't evil , it only allows us to know our weaknesses" - Gildarts (Fairy Tail)


Favorite Spike Quotes:

Spike: Why am I always reconnaissance? I should get a decently flashy job, like save the girl or steal the emerald. Or save the emerald with the girl.

Spike: I just wanna see you happy. Well, not too happy, 'cause then I'd have to stake ya. Second thought, have at it.

Spike: I had a plan.
Angel: You, a plan?
Spike: A good plan, smart plan, carefully laid out. But, I got bored.

Spike: Why don't you rip her lungs out? It might make an impression.
Angelus: Lacks... poetry.
Spike: It doesn't have to, what rhymes with lungs?

Joyce: Have we met?
Spike: Uh... you hit me with an axe one time. Remember, "Get the Hell away from my daughter"?

Spike: I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Spike: You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world isn't people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.

Buffy: Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now do you want to be William the bloody or just Spike? 'Cause either way it's going to look majorly weird.
Spike: Whereas the name "Buffy" gives it that touch of classic elegance.
Buffy: What's wrong with 'Buffy'?
Giles: Huh... Such a good question.

Spike: This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.

Spike: I know I'm not the first choice for heroics, and Buffy's tried to kill me more than once. And I don't fancy a single one of you at all. But... Actually, all that sounds pretty convincing. I wonder if Asian House is open...

Spike: Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch. (Mine and James Marsters' and ALOT of others' #1 Favorite Quote of Spike.)

Spike: Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea?

Spike: The day you suss out what you do want, there'll probably be a parade. Seventy-six bloody trombones.

Spike: "Made with care for Randy." Randy Giles? Why not just call me "Horny Giles" or "Desperate-for-a-shag Giles"? I knew there was a reason I hated you.

Spike: Well I don't want to be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.

Spike: You pissed in the big man's chair? That's fantastic!
Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy?
Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Wore off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.

Spike: There's a hole in the world. Feels like we ought to have known.

Illyria: Wesley is dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence!
Spike: Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.

Buffy: How 'bout a daytime ceremony. In the park.
Spike: Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the big pile of dust.
Buffy: Under the trees. Indirect sunlight, only.
Spike: Warm breeze tosses the leaves aside, and again — you're registering as Mr and Mrs Big-Pile-of-Dust.

Buffy: How did you do it? How'd you get your soul back?
Spike: Saw a man about a girl. I went to seek a legend out. Traveled to the other side of the world, made a deal with a demon.
Buffy: Just like that?
Spike: No, not just like that. There was a price. There were trials, torture, pain and suffering... of sorts.
Buffy: Of sorts?
Spike: Well it's all relative, isn't it?
Buffy: Meaning?
Spike: Meaning I have come to redefine the words pain and suffering since I fell in love with you.

Spike: Can I have a cookie?
Buffy: No!
Spike: well I gotta have something. I still have Buffy taste in my mouth.
Buffy: You're a pig Spike.
Spike: Oh yeah? Well at least I didn't want "Wind Beneath My Wings" for the first dance.
Buffy:...that was the spell.

Spike: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. [Everyone looking at him.] You Englishmen are always so... [pauses] Bloody hell! [Ticks off on his fingers] Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!
Giles: Welcome to the nancy tribe.

Xander: I'm gonna run and get Buffy. Or maybe you could fight him?
Spike: Yeah, I could do that...but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

Spike: It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.

Spike: Passions is on. TIMMYS down the BLOODY WELL and if you don't let me watch it i'll [pulls on chains]
Giles: You'll do what. Lick me to death?

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Better Things To Do (A Continuation) by BeneficialAddiction reviews
A continuation of my "Better Things to Do" piece for those who wanted more than a one-shot. If Spike had known he would lose the Gem of Amara so quickly, he may have made better use of it. This is my theory of how he may have spent his invincibility if he'd been a little bit better at making plans.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 79,958 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Buffy S., Spike
New World University Harem by KingZthe1st reviews
Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji are starting freshmen at New World University in New World City. On Luffy's first day he has an encounter with 5 women who will play key parts in his college career and maybe even the rest of his life. Harem fic with Luffy being a little bit smarter than he is. Hope you enjoy!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,604 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Luffy, Nami, Robin, Boa Hancock
Si Primo Venit by KittenOfDoomage reviews
What if Spike was turned before Angel? How would have things played out then? Challenge Response, eventually Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 143,399 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Spike, Buffy S.] Angel, Darla - Complete
H J Potter by S.M wane reviews
Who would expect that sharing a simple kiss with his best friend was all it needed to begin a journey far beyond his greatest imagination? Soul-bond fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 563,028 - Reviews: 3062 - Favs: 4,582 - Follows: 3,484 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart Colors by Of Upside-Down Herons reviews
Luna wasn't always Luna. Once, she was another kind of witch, elsewhere. Her name had been Naminé.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2013 - [Luna L., Ginny W.] [Naminé, Kairi] - Complete
Better Things to Do by BeneficialAddiction reviews
If Spike had known he would lose the Gem of Amara so quickly, he may have made better use of it. This is my theory of how he may have spent his invincibility if he'd been a little bit better at making plans. Written as a one-shot; Continued in "Better Things to Do (A Continuation)"
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Bruises by hulettwyo reviews
All human/AU William is the new kid at Sunnydale High. Buffy is the cheerleader that watches him from afar and notices that not all is well in William's world.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 107,103 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Spike, Buffy S.
Trials for Joyce by ginar369 reviews
A challenge response from Dark Solace. When Joyce becomes ill, Spike offers to take the trials that Angel took to save Darla.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,728 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Christina and the Dark Lord by EmilyA198527 reviews
A senior in high school, Christina is making her way home when she finds a young woman in danger. She rescues her, but finds herself being pursued by someone only known as the Dark Lord who wishes to not only have her as his woman, but to possess her mind, body and soul.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 55,683 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - The Undertaker - Complete
Don 3 continuation of Don 2 movie by hopedolmatova reviews
Story of Don and Roma continues from where it was left off in Don 2. Roma strives to get Don back in jail. But Don has other plans and he is not ok with spending the rest of his life in Germany. Luckily CBI need his help to infiltrate into terrorist lodg.
Bollywood - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,352 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
Shadow Riders by MusicChiller27 reviews
When Caressa Cena moved to Houston, Texas with her brother, John, to get away from everything in the north, she never thought she'd become the owner of a bike shop called Shadow Riders. Nor did she think about the history of the place...until she gets a visitor late one night named Mark. The journey he takes her on is one that Caressa won't soon forget, along w/ Mark's dark secret.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,295 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - John Cena, The Undertaker - Complete
Halloween Remix by HaleKent reviews
Buffy decided she doesn't want to be a noblewoman for Halloween. Though she's had her eye on Angel, a newcomer seems much more interesting. Set S2e6, Halloween, but with a different twist. M for some sexual situations.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,875 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Right Side Up Sequel to Upside Down by MusicChiller27 reviews
It's been two years since Lavani decided to work for Undertaker, since all the secrets of the past came out and nearly destroyed them. And they overcame all the obstacles to be together. But now a new foe is lurking in the shadows. New obstacles lie ahead. Can Lavani and Undertaker survive or will the new foe rip them apart?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,025 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - The Undertaker - Complete
A Gem of a Soul by spuffy luvr reviews
Ever wonder what would have happened if Spike hadn't lost the Gem of Amarra to Buffy? If he'd won that fight instead? Warning, this story starts out very dark. Evil vampire, after all. WINNER at the SunnyD Awards Round 27 for Best Angst, Runner up for Best NC-17 and Best Conventional Pairing. THANK YOU to all who voted!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 245,137 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Into The Dark by Debwood-1999 reviews
Set during the Ministry Of Darkness Era. The Undertaker has married Stephanie McMahon and now has control over the WWF. Vince's baby girl is now at the mercy of a sick, demonic human being...or so everyone thinks. Taker/Stephanie
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 142,060 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 3/25/2011 - The Undertaker, Stephanie McMahon - Complete
Upside Down by MusicChiller27 reviews
Lavani Malcolm has worked for the WWF for the past two years, since 1998, and it is now the year 2000. She works for the Faction - more importantly the McMahons - and loathes it. But someone is about to return to the company that ends up giving her a business proposition she simply can't refuse. Undertaker/OC/Other WWF Superstars involved.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,863 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - The Undertaker - Complete
Mickey's Bar by EmilyA198527 reviews
Having gotten out of an abusive relationship, Emma Roberts goes to a local bar in the city of Houston, Texas with a group of her friends for a night of drinking. However, things take a turn when she finds herself falling for a bartender with the nickname, The Undertaker, that works at a bar that her ex-boyfriend goes to a lot.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,954 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - The Undertaker - Complete
Years Gone By by tellykomtrikru reviews
Elizabeth and William went to a summer camp together from when they were 8-13 and were best friends each summer. Now, four years later, William is 18 and he is known as Spike and Elizabeth is 17. Now they are both going to work at Caritas Camp.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,461 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Old Soul by The Extreme Piercing reviews
More than once, Quelana wondered whether Nemeta was a trick played upon her by the Flames of Chaos, a beguiling, infuriating illusion that would lure her to oblivion. Femslash.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,594 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Quelaana of Izalith - Complete
Spike: The Demon Hunter reviews
Spike dies and the Powers That Be are indecisive of where to send his soul. As a solution they send him back as a supernatural human to Season 1, in a timeline with no William The Bloody. His memories have been stripped and fake ones have been placed, making him a Demon Hunter, working with one Rupert Giles for the Watcher's Council. (Response to Esm3rald's Challenge.)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Spike, Buffy S.]