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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Hello to all page viewers:-)

i will not be accepting new forum requests at this time this will be taken down when I become available again, I'm on 6 already no more please

(as of right now I quit all forums, I can't be on anymore, I have to much school work and it has become to hard to be on this site for two to three hours a day, if you have question pm me, and I will explain my self further,)

by: Jordan Nicholas grade 8 (if I spelled your name wrong I'm sorry)(read from top to bottoms then follow instructions)

Our generation

Our generation will be known for nothing

never will anybody say

we were the peak of mankind,

That is wrong, the truth is our generation is a failure

Thinking that we actually succeeded

Is a waste and we know

living only for money and power

is the way to go

being loving respectful and kind

is a dumb thing to do

forgeting about that time

will not be easy but we will try

Changing our world for the better

is something we never did

giving up

was how we handled our problems

Working hard

was a joke

We know that

People thought we couldn't come back

that might be true

unless we turn things around

(read from bottom to top now)

we we have yet to name our generation(those who are 17 and younger from the year 2014 and those yet to be born until the year 2016) so let's give them something good to say about us one day whose with me :-)

Edward Cullen

E - Elegαnt D - Dαzzling W - Well Behαved (most of the time) A - Angel R - Reαds Minds D - Desirαble

C - Crooked Smile U - Ultrα Cute L - Loves Bellα More Thαn Anything L - Lives For Bellα E - Extremely Beαutiful N - Never Bαcks Down

carlisle

C-caring A-amazing R- rounded (thinking) L-loving I-ingenious S-surgeon E- elegant

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle:

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.


Screw Santa , I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!

AU - Alternative Universe AH - All Human OC - Original Character OOC - Out of Character IC - In Character WIP - Work in progress Lemon - Graphic sex scene Lime - Intense fluff (but not a sex scene)Fluff - A sweet moment shared between characters (like a kiss)

EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD I love him! I'm a HUGE Fan of him! No one is bigger fan then me...no one.

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To sєє thє NΣW MOON
And ιf I'm luckч
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At BЯΣΛKING DΛWN
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Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUN

Twilight Oath:

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to remember Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

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You have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you have it too

If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And I'm Proud To Bє Addιctєd!!!!
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T W I L I G H T A D D I C T --"""''''''""""""""")> -- My Exact Brand Of Heroine

«• Twilight •» •.(•. .•).•
«• New Moon •» •.(•. .•).•
«• Eclipse •» •.(•. .•).•
«•Breaking Dawn•»

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'·..·'FeÍÍ in løve with the Îåmb'·..

(='.'=)This is bunny. Put him in your profile and help him on his way to WORLD DOMINATION!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I CUT MY WRIST, so i MUST be Emo

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.(only by blood)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm Italian so I must be a mobster.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED!

17 ways you know you are obsessed with Twilight

You have read all four books at least 2 times each.

Stephanie Meyer is your idol.

You have 'I love Cullen' rants a lot.

You know each of the Cullen's stories and have figured out their ages.

You annoy all your friends with your constant Twilight rants

You wish you were Bella/ a Cullen.

You spend most of your free time reading Twilight fanfictions.

You write Twilight fanfictions.

You go on Twilight fan sites all the time.

You know when Breaking Dawn is coming out and can't wait.( WELL NOW IT HAS RELIZED, for all you numbskulls that didn't know)

You think the Twilight movie will injustice the books.

Whenever someone says " its just a book" you start crying and wondering why it cant be real.

Your new favorite stone is onyx or topaz.

Your new favorite color is butterscotch-gold.

You want to visit Forks, Washington.

You keep smiling and agreeing with all of the reasons above.

You started reading this in the first place.


In my mind...
Edward Cullen is my lover.
Alice Cullen in my best friend.
Jasper Hale wants to eat me.
Rosalie Hale wants to be me.
Emmett Cullen can't get enough of me.
Carlisle Cullen cares about me.
Esme Cullen is like my 2nd mother.
Jacob Black wants me.
And Renesmee is my sweet little angel.
I am a Twilighter;;and PROUD!


1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull door thast said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Had gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Hve skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kick bll with flip flops on or you were bare foot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Had gotten your hair stuck in a blow dyer
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it. 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it.
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions.
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird(If you have done this please PM me...0_0)


El Paso sucks only people who have been there will understand


50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Purple

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My dog

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

At the ortho

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Oh ff

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Milky wya...Kit kat? Pay dya if I could have it any more :-(

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No!

7, What was the last thing you said?

"Yeah I got it dad"

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Coco

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Coke

10, Do you like your wallet?

Eh

11, What was the last thing you ate?

A Nutella tortilla

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Yes

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Football :D

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Cant eat it

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My bf :-)

16, Ever go camping?

Yeap

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No, only been twice

19, Do you have a tan?

Nope (soooooo pale! Yay! I look like a vampire! XD)

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

I would choose pizza any day!

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Can't use straws

22, What did your last text message say?

"Okay"

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

WAYYYY tomuch schoolwork -_-

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

My dogs butt

26, What color is your watch?

Black

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

The come to Australia song "you might accidently get killed*

28, What is your birthstone?

emerald

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Either

30, What is your favorite number?

69 cause it's funny or 13 cause it's my bros bday

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My blind friend

32, Any plans today?

Fanfiction., hw

33, How many states have you lived in?

4

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Hw

35, Last song listened to?

Neon light (can't remover who though right now )

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Nope

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

No

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My nikes

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Nah.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

idk

41, Do you love anyone?

Yes. My family and my best friend.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

no!!!!o.o

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Write. Read. Do Homework. Watch Twilight (XD) and many many more

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Yes stupid kid

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Not really I call peps by their nick names I'm called evil minion

46, What color is your car?

Silver when I get it

47, Do you like cats?

No

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Yup! My Alice and bella

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

No

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I ran into a metal bridge at the park

Top 71 twilight obsessed things to do

1. You keep re-reading the series, even though you know pretty much every line.

2. You never put down the books when you read them the first time.

3. You were counting down the days until breaking dawn came out.

4. You can’t help but smile whenever you think of Edward.

5. The name Edward is no longer dumb and weird to you.

6. Whenever someone says, “Hey, you want to go shopping?” you automatically think of Alice.

7. You want to move to Forks, Seattle, Phoenix, or Port Angeles.

8. When you see someone barely starting the series, you want to punch them for not reading it sooner.( even though you don't punch)

9. When you see someone reading Twilight, you go over to them and say how much you like it, to which they give you a weird look and walk away.

10. You cried during some parts of the books, and laughed at others.

11. The name Victoria sends chills down your spine. (shudder)

12. Twilight is your favourite time of day

13. You have imagined yourself as one of the Cullens and or characters in the book

14.You have had pretend conversations with one of the book characters in your mind.

15. After you read the book, apples became your favorite fruit.

1 6.You wish you were a vampire.

17. You squealed with joy when Edward and Bella reunited in New moon.

18. Your friends get scared around you when you start to talk about Twilight.

19. When your friends bring up Twilight, they smack their heads because they know you're going to go on a never ending rant

20. you go on a never ending rant when someone brings up twilight

21. When you see someone wearing glitter you think of vampires

22. You wished your name was Bella and have yelled at your parents about it

23. Instead of asking yourself questions like, “I wonder why we as humans are alive?” you ask, “I wonder what will happen in Breaking Dawn”

24.You hate the name Jacob with a passion.

25. Black is now your least favourite colour.

26.Your teachers at school ask you why your reading log mostly consists of the Twilight series.

27. You dress up like a Cullen on Halloween and people ask you why you’re not wearing a costume but a lot of glitter and expensive brand clothes borrowed from your friends.

28. You read fan fictions about Twilight online and it’s the only website you’re on anymore.

29. You’ve written Cullen as your last name

30. When you went to an Italian restaurant, you ordered the mushroom ravioli.

31. You listen to your heartbeat more often

32. You look at your doctor and think, “Carlisle’s better”

33. Topaz is your favourite gemstone.

34. You wish you were born in November so topaz would be your birthstone

35. You wish your birthday was also June 20th, like Edward’s

36. Your parents have grounded you from the books until you get breaking dawn.

37. Mountain lions are your favourite animal

38. You’ve tried to read peoples mind, see the future, change people’s emotions, or make them be in excruciating pain.

39. You cried during New Moon, more than you've cried ever before in a book.

40. You get very mad and gasp when people say they have never heard of Twilight.

41. You jump every time you hear "Edward" or "Bella"

42. You can't focus on your work/homework because you could be reading one of the books again.

43. You name your pet/computer/car after one of the Twilight characters

44. you relate everything in life to Bella and Edward and anything else that goes on in the books.

45. You began to look after men/women that have pale skin, dark eyes and are absolutely gorgeous.

46. You want to go cliff diving because Bella did it.

47. You want to ride motorcycles, just because Bella did.

48. You read your books while you eat, or you just don't eat at all.

49. When you fall over or nearly get hit by a big van you call it a Bella moment.

50. You fall over alot and almost get hit by big vans.

51. You sleep with your books in your bed at night.

52. You've memorized every page number in all three books and know the content of each.

53. You start a Twilight-themed website.

54. You and your friends make Twilight tees that say "I'd rather die than be with Mike Newton" and wear them to school on the same day.

55. Instead of shouting "I HAVE TO PEE!" you say "I need a human minute."

56. You hate gym only because Bella does, too.

57. Everytime someone speaks of one named Edward, you jump on their back.

58. You refuse to eat human food, because the Cullens don't.

59. You think in Fanfic.

60. Every sentence you say begins with "Twilight".

61.You would name your kid Carlisle in a heartbeat.

62. If someone is cold/warm when you touch them, you scream "YOU'RE A WEREWOLF/ VAMPIRE! And THEN jump on them.

63. You call your English/Science/Trig teachers there respective Twilight characters (i.e., Mr. Berty, Mr. Banner, Mr. Varner, Coach Clapp)

64. You become a vegetarian, because you are just halfway there to "vegetarian vampire."

65. You refuse a date with the most popular guy in school because he's not "your Edward."

66. You have answered "duh," "yes," or "omg YEAH" to all or any of these questions.

67. You give complements/insults in the following format: "You know what, you are such a insert name of character here.

68. If someone mentions they haven't read the series, gasp, you start yelling at them until they do.

69. You demand that your parents take you to Forks over spring break/summer vacation, etc.

70.On a sunny day, you're depressed because you know you won't see any vampires.

71. You're reading this list for this long

You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!

You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire.

You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.

You've read Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse at least 5 times each!

You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.

You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse.

When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.

Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you.

You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up.

You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.

You have nothing to do, so you go to www.stepheniemeyer.com and read everything on the site twice. And then go to the Lexicon and do the same thing.

You promise your friend that if he can find you an Edward, you'll give him the answers to your homework for the rest of your school-life.

When your best friend's mom drives fast and you scream, "OMG! You drive fast! You're a vampire and you didn't TELL me?"

You drink red drinks and yell, "Whoo! I'm a vampire! But I'm a vegetarian one, because I don't kill people! Only red berries!"

You buy your friend her own copy of Eclipse so that she doesn't have to steal yours for any amount of time.

You plan on naming your children after characters in any of the books in the Twilight series.

You walk around school looking for pale-skinned, inhumanly beautiful classmates with red or gold eyes.

You see a shadow, think it's Edward, and start talking to it.

You compare every guy you meet to Edward and are honestly disappointed when they never measure up. (pffttt ya)


F.R.I.E.N.D.S. = Fight for you = Respect you = Involve you = Encourage you = Need you = Deserve you = Save you


Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie

Having the love of your life say,"We can still be friends, is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

When your are in jail,a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying,"Dang, that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.(perfect example thank you nyx nuit)

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Friends will always be like,"Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying,"Seven days..."

The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

I DONT obsess! I think intensly...and like all the time.

Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

They never suspect the short one.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?

Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was(That describes me perfectly!).

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. With a brick,

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

If my calculations are correct...slinkieescalator=EVERLASTING FUN!!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me...

Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.

Im not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Tu madre. You just got burnt in spanish.

Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

Im not as random as you think I-salad.

It's okay,Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme?

Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.

If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

On a scale of 1 to crazy,I'm a penguin.

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicatd. Haven't they met themselves?

I see no good reason to act my age.

Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.

Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated.

At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. And the youngest you will ever be

Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades(I died when I read that. That's stinkin' hilarious!).

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

I ROCK! Guitar Hero told me.

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get what's coming to you: unless it gets lost in that mail.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Normal teens usually get grounded from laptop/TV/cell/mp3 or iPod. Weird (a.k.a us) teens get freaked out if we get grounded from Microsoft Word/Fanfiction/books. If your a "weird teen" copy and paste this on your profile!

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

Haikus are random

They never make any sense

Refrigerator

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Funny Stuff:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother f upside the head

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave them to you and demand chocolate.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

My heart is not a playground

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

"Lol(all the time)" If you laugh out loud that much, then you have issues.

Oh Hale No! (Vonage gets Oh Hale Yes! hehe)

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

the wierd thing is out of all the warning labels some nor had to have do it before for them to gave put it on a liable (deep huh)

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Patches, the Volturi Pet by CityCat reviews
Everybody has a dark side, some darker and more damaging than others. Meet Patches, a young man granted a second chance at life as a guard of the world's most powerful vampire coven. Starting over seems easy enough, just within grasp. But it is never so, for how could anyone escape their past and their memories?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 107,747 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Aro, OC - Complete
The Leech Imprint by JasonMorganfan87 reviews
When Edward tries to leave Bella in the woods, something neither of them expected happens. Bella phases and immediately imprints on Edward. How will the Pack react to a vampire thrown into their circle and how will this all change things between Bella and Edward? Also, how is it that Bella became a shape shifter in the first place?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 64,665 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Bella, Edward] Sam
My Mate Saga by Alynelovesyou reviews
Vampire are Different. Edward is a 149 year old vampire, captured by humans to be tested on. He's lonely and craves to have a mate of his own. What if the scientist capture a very beautiful female vampire? What if she's the girl haunting Edward's Dreams? Follow them on the adventure of getting back home and being a new mated couple. RE-WRITE OF THE ORIGINAL.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,829 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Are, What You Are by Rina'sDiamond reviews
Bella decides to move in with Charlie, when she realizes that her mom is missing her husband Phil. Once Bella moves and settles in with Charlie on the first night she begins to have weird dreams of the supernatural and a goddess, telling her the stories of the supernatural. Council meetings, vampires, werewolves, and many more. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! RATED NC-17! LOOKING FOR A BETA!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,019 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jacob
Bonds of Time II: Fighting Fate by Vance McGill reviews
COMPLETE! Book 2 in the Bonds of Time Saga. Bond-Mates Harry and Ginny Potter seek to change the future for the better. But how can you win when you're fighting against Fate? Time-Travel, Soul-Bond; Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione. READ "HARRY POTTER AND THE BONDS OF TIME" FIRST!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 108 - Words: 528,094 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Giving In by MCRshortstackedme reviews
Giving In, with BETA karencullen2007. The road is filled with different experiences, once Bella gets Edward to Give In, there is no stopping them from Giving In to Bella's human needs and hormones! Lemons & SMUT ;P Darkward, Domward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,984 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Beautiful Dangerous by EBKcullen reviews
The world is ruled by vampires. He is the dangerous, short tempered and ruthless vampire king looking for his mate. She is the vampire who only wanted to feel loved. What happens when the King finds his mate in her? - Adopted by Jocelyn01
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
A Choice by bexie25 reviews
The bond between human Bella and vampire Edward is rare in mated vampire couples. Both fiercely possessive of each other, their connection grows and they learn more about it as they unknowingly head toward a frightening sequence of connected events. Is their connection strong enough to withstand it? Or will they crumble? It all depends on a choice that begins their story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 194,360 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Mates For Eternity by xxLuAshxx reviews
Male vampires are very possessive and dominant of their mates. Bella Swan is a vampire before she moves to the small town of Forks. What happens when she moves to Forks? *POSSESSIVE EDWARD & LEMONS. STEPHANIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT* R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,991 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Choices We Make by harryginnyfan91 reviews
On September 11th, Edward got a set of the Twilight books. He read them and fell in love with this "Bella Swan". He decided to take a chance, and went to Arizona to see her. On September 12th, Bella got a set of the Twilight books. She read them and fell in love with Edward. When Edward shows up at her house, how will Bella respond? Will everything go as planned?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,057 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Edward, Bella
Carlisle & Esme First Time - One Shot by TeamCarlisle reviews
Carlisle & Esme's first night together.. a little graphic, but not bad.. tried to keep it romantic :)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Carlisle, Esme
Love at first sight by deslyncullen reviews
Bella fell in love with Edward the first day at school. What happens when fire and ice combine? What will happen when she finds out Edward's secret? Will their love be strong enough to keep them together? Same Twilight - Adult version. Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 380,262 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Sun Continued by AllisCullen reviews
I pick up where Stephenie Meyer left off, in the edition of MS she posted on her website. She finished before the end of Chapter 12, which I think is part of Twlight chapter 13, and I just pick up there. ALL EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 144,644 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Harry Potter And The Bonds Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
Book 1 of Bonds of Time Saga. After an attack, Harry and Ginny Potter find themselves back in time before Harry's first year at Hogwarts. Stuck in the past with no way back, they decide to change the future for the better. Larger summary inside. Time-Travel, Soul-Bond, AU. H/G, R/Hr! COMPLETE! The sequel "Bonds of Time II: Fighting Fate" is also complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 449,444 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rejected Imprint by Coconspirators reviews
Edward and Bella embark on their journey to Forever and Bella realizes her want to hang on to Jacob is hurting Edward. She wises up and cuts Jacob loose.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 191,655 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Charlie's Daughter by penmom reviews
Carlisle turns Charlie. Bella moves into the Cullen house. Mostly cannon characterization. Bella/Edward; Charlie/Tanya.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,774 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
With Love by TwilightFanpires reviews
SEQUAL TO TRUE LOVE. Bella is a half-human/half-vampire who is for some reason being chased by a wolf when she runs into the Cullens. What happens if Edward can read Bella's mind and the Cullens ask Bella to join their family? Lemons. :D Bella x Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,843 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Solar Midnight by LaRosada reviews
In the moment that Edward resisted the devastating allure of Bella's scent, the epic central relationship in the Twilight saga was born. But when Edward's strength wavers at precisely the wrong moment, everything, including Bella, is changed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,223 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Experimentation by simplesongsnsilence reviews
Bella's feeling self conscious. Edward tries to reassure her. Things get way out of hand. Bella and Edward get to know each other a little better before the wedding, in preparation for the honeymoon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,999 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
La Tua Cantante by christiep reviews
Edward's self control fails him, and he bites Bella the day they meet. How will Bella,Edward and the Cullens deal? What dangers will they face? E/B and the usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,005 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiverse by GeorgeGlass reviews
The wolves were distracted from rescuing Bella from Laurent, and Edward lost her forever. The Cullens have created a solution that will send Edward on an incredible journey through the multiverse searching for his lost love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 186,423 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Destiny by kanishamarie reviews
Bella Swan was a normal 6 year old girl, but when something happens leaving her alone. A spiky haired Alice comes to the rescue. When the cullens take Bella in as a hale they soon find out about Alice's vision,one that will affect Bella & edward's destiny
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,443 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Boundaries by AlternativeBaby reviews
Edward and Bella relax the boundaries of their relationship. Pure fluffy lemons, and my very first fiction so feedback is much appreciated! Disclaimer - I don't own Edward and Bella, I'm just borrowing them!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,410 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Mrs to my Mr Cullen by Vallery08 reviews
Edward and Bella are together, forever. A romantic yet steamy story of nothing but Edward and Bella's love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,779 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampire Needs by DreamingLillies reviews
This is the sequel to "Bases." Now that Bella is a vampire, will Edward be able to resist? Who will win in the end? Edwards POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,848 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
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Magic blood reviews
T/hp cross over- Edwards Harry's bother and it follows the main theme of the books but with a twist please read and review
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2014
the lions reviews
I dont own twilight. a story of edward and bellas adventures with a twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,484 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Bella, Edward
beautiful dangerous reviews
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Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,407 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Bella, Edward
reading cullen style reviews
The cullens read the twilight books with bella and maybe jacob and charlie. their love will be tested and when all else fails they turn to a book. Reviews are loved but not required for me to update and the 1st chpt is short but they will get very long so please just give it a chance please. S.M owns all twilight charecters just in case i forget to mention it in my chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bella, Edward
Pirate Edward reviews
A naughty little one shot with a cheating pirate capitan named Edward. He and His first mate Bella who happens to be his wife decied to have a little contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Edward, Bella