Author has written 27 stories for Enchanted Arms, Web Shows, Minecraft, Pokémon, Misc. Games, and Frozen.
Hey :D I'm Kelpurple90 (sometimes known as Kelpzz90). I've got 27 fanfictions (some are even a group of oneshots), so go check them out.
-- Update (09/08/16 - 9th August 2016) --
No uploads recently; I've been focusing on exams and stuff so I haven't had much time to write or upload things. Sorry. Anyway, I thought I should just say that I now have an AO3 (Archive of Our Own) account with the same name (Kelpurple90). I haven't put anything there yet, and I will probably just start with moving stuff from here to there. That doesn't mean I've abandoned this, I just thought I'll get an account there for a wider audience, I guess.
Also, as a side note, the Olympics. Yay. Personally I like watching it (not everything. It does get boring). Another side note: I think I am addicted to High Rollers. If you haven't checked it out, please do. It is the best thing. I'm not even exaggerating. I've been trying to get into Critical Role too, but there are like 40 episodes or something so...that'll take a while xD
-Animal - Tigers, Wolves and Penguins.
-Colour - Purple
-Anime(s) - Recently Death Note, because I'm hooked on the musical and drama versions of it.
-Game Series - Pokémon and Fire Emblem (I've only played the 3DS games but I love them so)
-Single Game - Xenoblade Chronicles and Alpha Sapphire (Nostalgia trip alert)
-Pokémon - Absol/Furfrou (then Lucario)
-Youtuber(s) - Well...I think that's obvious (YOGSCAST ftw!)
Quotes (These are things I've just found on other profiles that I think are quite funny xD You can just skip these if you want to get to the stories at the bottom):
--I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "floor" — a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
--What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
--Note to Self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.
--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation
--A day without sunshine is like...Night.
--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.
--Would you like a cookie? So would I!
--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.
--I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!
--Some people are like slinkies. Good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.
--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
--Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!
--You called me a bitch. Bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful. You just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.
--Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. I'd sigh and say: "Where to begin?"
--Excuse me... have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it. --Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?
--I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!
--Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
--Never knock on Death's door — ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
--Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
--Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
--It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
--It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
--Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
--He who laughs last didn't get it. He who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.
--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
--Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise!
--If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried