Author has written 27 stories for Enchanted Arms, Web Shows, Minecraft, Pokémon, Misc. Games, and Frozen.
Hey :D I'm Kelpurple90 (sometimes known as Kelpzz90). I've got 27 fanfictions (some are even a group of oneshots), so go check them out.
Just to let you know, I'm a girl. You can call me a boy if you want, but I'd prefer to be a girl xD
-- Update (25/09/15 - 25th September 2015) --
At least I'm uploading in the same year, right? Anyway, Tales of Blue update. Honestly I could have updated it sooner but life happened and I forgot about it. So, it happened today. As I said before, does anyone actually still read my things? I assume so, so that's something at least.
-Animal - Tigers, Wolves and Penguins.
-Colour - Purple
-Anime(s) - Recently Death Note, because I'm hooked on the musical and drama versions of it.
-Game Series - Pokémon
-Single Game - Xenoblade Chronicles (Even if it goes against my rule of not being finished before I can call it my favourite) (Honestly can't wait for Xenoblade Chronicles X to come out~) and Alpha Sapphire (Obviously. Nostalgia trip here I come!)
-Pokémon - Absol/Furfrou (then Lucario)
-Youtuber(s) - Well...I think that's obvious (YOGSCAST ftw!)
Quotes (These are things I've just found on other profiles that I think are quite funny xD You can just skip these if you want to get to the stories at the bottom):
--I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "floor" — a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
--What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
--Note to Self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.
--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation
--A day without sunshine is like...Night.
--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.
--Would you like a cookie? So would I!
--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.
--I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!
--Some people are like slinkies. Good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.
--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
--Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!
--You called me a bitch. Bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful. You just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.
--Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. I'd sigh and say: "Where to begin?"
--Excuse me... have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it. --Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?
--I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!
--Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
--Never knock on Death's door — ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
--Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
--Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
--It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
--It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
--Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
--He who laughs last didn't get it. He who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.
--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
--Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise!
--If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried