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Author has written 7 stories for Dora the Explorer, Star Wars, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

Hey peoples!

Name: Belle :)

Race: Hispanic


Living in Texas :/

I WILL NOT Write in aw while : Sorry guys I'll be on again but im still not able to finish my stories I will though update may profile, write comments on other people's stories, & pm sooooo sorry :c

My Favorite. . .

Artist/Bands: ( Top 15 ) Michael Jackson, Marilyn Manson, KoRn, Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax, Megadeth, Black Veil Brides, Cannibal Corpse, Slipknot, Nirvana, Machine Head, Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, Of Mice & Men, Kittie

Movies: THE DARK KNIGHT RISES, The Dark Knight, Scarface (1983 verison), Rambo & All the First Blood Movies, Beauty & the Beast, The Wizard Of Oz, Monsters Inc., All Tyler Perry Movies, All The Star War Movies, Resident Evil, Michael Jackson's This is it, Zombieland, Despicable Me, All the Toy Story movies, The Help, Mean Girls, Batman Begins, Date Movie, Scary Movie 1-4, The Jacksons: An American Dream, The Hunger Games, Finding Nemo, Home Alone 1 & 2, The Blind Side,

Video Games/Arcade Games: All Halo, All Call Of Duty, Gears Of War, All Guitar Hero, All Rock Band, Most Lego Games, Mario Kart, All Kingdom Hearts, Epic Mickey, RockSmith, AC/DC Live RockBand, Michael Jackson: The Expericene(i dont like dance games but this one is cool!), Galaga, Pacman, Ms. Pacman, Dig Dug, Time Crisis 3 & 4

Shows: Adventure Time, Regular Show, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons, Star Wars the Clone Wars, MAD, Spongebob, Switched At Birth, Fish Hooks, Victorious(only because its super weird haha). The Looney Tunes Show, Grim Adventures with Billy and Mandy, Foster's Home for Imaginery Friends, Camp Lazlo, In Living Color, Celebrity Ghost Stories, and recently Gravity Falls :D

Websites: Youtube, Fanfiction(0f c0urse), Clone Wars Adventures(yes i have an account for that), KissRocks, Google, Wookiepedia, Star Wars, Game Stop, Hot Topic, Cartoonetwork

Books: The Lightning Thief Books, Long Hard Road Out Of Hell, The Hunger Games Books, James and the Giant Peach, The Outsiders, Cat In The Hat, The Chronicles Of Narnia, Junie B. Jones Books (i hope i spelled that right), and thats all i can think of :p

Authors: Rick Riordan, Barbara Park, Suzanne Collins, Dr. Seuss, S.E Hinton, C.S Lewis, MYSELF(jk) & of course the Awesome Authors on Fanfic :D

Few(Alot) Fun Facts: im a Christan; but sometimes i feel like i am losing my faith

i love MuSiC

i think MJ is the best singer that ever lived

Jett is my fav female singer

i am in a band now, lead singer and rhythm guitarist; yes it is a death metal band

Oreos are freakin epic

i love drinking Monster

i actually have Marilyn Manson's shoe;he threw it off the stage and I caught it

i think Twiggy Ramirez is so cute

i hate when people troll on youtube

sometimes for no reason i laugh and my sister makes a face like wtf?

starbucks have the Best Coffee!

i love goin to the movies

i Love eating spicy n' sour shit

violent and gory movies are fuckin awesome

the first rock band i heard was finger 11

i think Scarface is one of the GrEaTeSt movies of all time

Adventure Time is soo fuckin Epic!!

i love animals (except bugs they can all fuckin die)

my fav comedian is Chris Farley

i love eating candy(who doesn't)

i love rain

rock music is my fav genre

my first concert was Budlight Kiss Fest featuring: Marilyn Manson The Pretty Reckless and the Heroin on 5-12-12

my fav season is autum

im so addicted to clone wars adventures that i bought lifetime membership!

my mom thinks im crazy

my fav holiday is Christmas

i've seen snow only once in my life

i like when people think/call me crazy

although im not popular i have some popular friends

today's music really sucks

i Hate Conrad Murray & Yolanda Saldivar (i hope they both rot in hell)

i am the type of person that doesn't like to disappoint people

KoRn is soo awesome

Padme Amidala in the Star Wars movies is cool but on the show she gets on my last fuckin nerves with Democracy this and Liberty that bullshit

i dont like rap/hip-hop at all

i like watching boxing heh heh

i hate living in texas beacuse it gets super hot!

im taking guitar lessons

no offense but i fuckin Hate going to church

even though im mexican i dont like to speak spanish

i text obsessively

i don't admit this that much but im very shy unless im talking on the internet or im with my friends

since both my parents are very religous im not allowed to curse celebrate halloween or watch scary movies (i ultimately disobey except the halloween i know i'd get caught)

i write alot XP

im addicted to the band Of Mice and Men

i have alot of gothic and emo friends yay!

my fav instrument is the bass

i hate wearing school uniform but im glad we get to use black shirts

idk why but i find emo/gothic guys very attractive (my boyfriend is not emo though awww)

i'm not fat but i eat candy almost everyday lol

i dont like to judge people(unless they turn out to be bitchy losers)

i grew up with disney and music

i hate Jared Milton

i'm sorry but i HaTe Facebook

i Hate when Motherfuckers make fun of MJ Fuck them!

Metallica i think have the best guitar riffs ever

i got into rock by my parents mom loved Journey and my dad loved AC/DC

i love video games

if star wars was real i would totally be a sith!

i love smiley faces

i hate sports but i like to watch it on tv

i say whatever all the time

i love my boyfriend

im sadly in a long distance relationship

i got really into death metal now

i love bein' weird and not giving a fuck

honestly when im in class im the most quiet student there but when im hanging with my friends i go out of my mind

my fav jedi is Mace Windu

my fav sith is Darth Sidious

i love to write

i love to make people smile.

Info about my stories:

I will write some comedies, dramas, and maybe romances

in my opinion i dont think im all that funny, i think im better at writing dramas but idk :/

Warning: Most of my writing would be either rated T or M for language and violence (possibly sex), the violence would be detailed and language would be kinda strong i guess

AnOtHeR wArNiNg!!!: Some stories might have a few or ALOT of mistakes and BY FUCKIN FAR IM HORRIBLE AT SPELLING!!! but thats only cause i'm using the shitty NotePad and it won't let me edit the story so just a heads-up :/

I will write as soon as I can. . .

MJJ Section!

"If you enter this world knowing that you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with."

"Some things in life they just don't wanna see, but if Martin Luther was living, he wouldn't let this be, no" They don't care about us

"Your cameras can't control/ the minds of those who know/ that you'll even sell your soul/ just to get your stories sold" Privacy

"You're getting me down/ I've got to get up/ as jacked as it sounds/ the whole system sucks" Scream

"See the nations turn their swords into ploughshares" Heal the World

"I put a lot of mannequins in my room in the past, and I still have mannequins in my room, because I used to be very lonely, painfully lonely. You have no idea. I used to walk the streets looking for people to talk to. I'm talking about the height of one's career…. I would walk up to them, strangers, and say, "will you be my friend?" They'd go, "my god, Michael Jackson!" and that's not what I wanted"-Michael Jackson

"Lies run sprints but the truth runs marathons".-Michael Jackson

"In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe"-Michael Jackson

"If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain"

"Why is it strange/that I would fall in love/Who is the boogy man/you're thinking of" -Breaking News

And these two remind me of him terribly:

"You gave me strenght /when I wasn't strong/ and you gave me hope/ when all hope was lost" You are my life

"I'd go anywhere/and do anything/just to touch your face/ there's no mountain high/I cannot climb/I'm humbled in your grace" Speechless (this one is how I feel about him)

Oh, and lots of love and wishing luck to my new friend and twin soul, ThrillerGirl95 Ur the best! Kisses and hugs. ALSO, kisses and love and hugs and cookies to my adorable Ilovenat1995! If it wasn't for ur reviews I'd kill myself! (Kinda...) OH, and more of the same to my best no-virtual friend, Mar, who encouraged me to keep on writing and was the first to tell me I should publish. LOVELOVELOVE and yeah I'll write some Spanish... I guess...

75 of teens don't respect Michael Jackson for the iconic genious that he is. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're a part of the 25

If you KNOW that Michael Jackson is the most amazing performer in history,then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think Thriller is one of the best music videos ever,copy and paste this into your profile!

Copy And Paste This If You Just L.o.v.e Michael Jackson to show the world that he is the one and only king of pop


K-King Of Pop
O-Oh So Wonderful
N-Number 1

10 things I love...

10. Myself
9. My family
8. My pets
7. Television ( cartooons mostly )
6. Violence
5. Movies
4. God
3. Traveling
2. My boyfriend ( i guess )
1. Music

10 things I hate...

10. Myself
9. 93% of the world population
8. Being Censored on other websites :P
7. When people say rock music is satanic or the devils music, hello haven't you heard of Christan Rock? damn
6. School and they're crappy rules
5. Time
4. Bullying
3. Commericals :o
2. Racism
1. You (besides fans) ;D

Weird Nicknames (some nicknames i gave to my friends & some they gave to me):

Janet Jackson
Fat Ass
Patrick (from Spongebob)
White Bitch
Lil' Wayne
STACEY MONROE (my friend Rosemary, Good Lord!!)
Control Freak
Halo Freak
Michael Jackson Freak
...thats all i could think of :C

And Now its Time For Mariyln Manson's Words of Wisdom
These are just a few lyrics from his songs that I thought were EPIC!!!

The Dope Show: "The Cops And Queers Make Good Looking Models

Rock Is Dead: "God Is In The T.V"

Disposable Teen: "I'm A teen distortion, Survived Abortion, A rebel from the waist Down

Coma White: "A pill to make you numb, A pill to make you dumb, A pill to make you anybody else. But all the drugs in this world, Won't save her from herself"

Dope Hat: "My vision's getting fat, The rabbit's just a monkey in disguise"

The Beautiful People: "There's no time to discriminate, Hate every motherfucker, That's in your way"

If I Was Your Vampire: "You'll burn, I'll eat your ashes.The impossible wheels seducing, Our corpse

Lunchbox: "Next motherfucker gonna get my metal"

The Reflecting God: "I went to god just to see, and I was looking at me"

I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like): the title says it all

mOBSCENE: "I know it isn't your scene. It's better than a sex scene and it's So fucking obscene, obscene yeah"

Little Horn: "The world spreads its legs for another star, World shows its face for another scar"

ArmaGoddamnMotherfuckingeddon: title says it all... again

Get Your Gunn: "I am the vhs, Record me with your fist. You want me to save the world I'm just a little girl"

Best For Last XD

This Is The New Shit: "Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing along,
Are you motherfuckers ready
For the new shit?
Stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
This is the new shit.

The Best Of Musicians: Top 3

Vocals (male): 1.) Michael Jackson 2.) Chino Moreno 3.) Serj Tankian

Vocals (female): 1.) Joan Jett 2.) Lacey Sturm 3.) Selena [Not Fuckin Gomez]

Guitar: 1.) Jimi Hendrix 2.) Eddie Van Halen 3.) Slash

Bass: 1.) Twiggy Ramirez 2.) Flea 3.) Clifford Burton

Drums: 1.) Meg White 2.) Keith Moon 3.) David Grohl

Keyboards/Piano: 1.) Madonna Wayne Gacy 2.) Stevie Wonder 3.) Ray Charles

R.I.P : Michael Jackson, Selena, Jimi Hendrix, Cliff, Keith Moon, Ray Charles Forever Missed

Holy crap i realized i have one of each dead, thats sad D:

Its time for A Few Questions From my Idiot Friends:
these were just a few questions my friends asked me they are random!!!

Zaira: Q) WTF happened to you?? A) I dont know?!

Paul: Q) Do You Have An Off Switch? A) No Paul, No

Rosemary: Q) Are you a Virgin? A) Rosemary shut the hell up. Are you a virgin? yeahh thats what i thought.

Maddie [we were at the movies: Q) can you both please shut up? A) WHAT?? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!

Alyssa: Q) Are you goth? A) What do you think? Yes, No?

Juan [dumb prank call i was moaning & saying sexual things: Hello, Who is this? A) Ohhhh Yeahhhh Bitch Harder

Twinkie: Q) Why do you act soo stupid? A) hehehehehehe some day you'll learn

John: Q) Why do you call me gay? A) John you basically humped Jakob and laughed.

Whopper: Q) WTH was that?!?!? A) Its Robot Chicken Damnit!!

Daniel: Q) hehehe Woahh why are like toasters like kings of Poptarts A) hehehe cuz' Poptarts are like Cold hehehehehe

Zachary: Q) Dare Me to yell retarded at people? A) Hell Yeah use the Mating Call!!

Sierra: Q) Why are you soo hyper A) Why are you soo fat?

Sarah: Q) Why do you and Nicholas(whopper) run up to my car and high 5 my dad? A) cuz we're EPIC!!!

Brittney: Q) Do I look ok? A) Uhh sure, check a mirror

Jakob: Q) Want to chase Twinkie's car? A) haha Yeahh it would be funny if she flicks us off and hits a tree

Victor: Q) What the hell sister [my pretend bro]? A) Chill Brother damn!

Garrett: Q) Why don't you get a Facebook [my other pretend bro] A) Facebook sucks!!!

And thats all the questions i could think of :D

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Yeah

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Fuck Yes!

3) How many houses have you lived in? Just Two

4) Favorite candy bar? Hershy's

5) Favorite shoes? Converse!!!

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes.

7) Least favorite school subject? Math by far

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Hellz Na

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? No.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My Boyfriend

12) Favorite genre of music? All Things Rock & Metal; Thrash Metal, Nu Metal, Shock Rock ect.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Pieses or the Finger that means Fuck You!

14) What time were you born? Idk, i bet my mom doesn't even know

15) Do you like beer? No. I don't drink.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Hell Yes!!!

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Idk?

18) Are you sarcastic? ... Wtf?

19) What are your favorite colors? Blue, Black, Green, Red, & White :)

20) How many watches do you own? None

21) Summer or winter? Winter!!! I HaTe Summer!!!

23) Favorite color to wear? Black!

24) Pepsi or Sprite? PEPSI!!! my favorite soda :D

25) What color is your cell phone? Black yay!

26) Where is your second home? in texas :/

27) Have you ever slapped someone? heh heh yes! ;)

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yeahh

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Two

30) How many video games do you own? A lot!

31) What was your first pet? A puppy we named Snoopy

32) Ever had braces? No.

33) Do looks matter? Hell Na.

34) Do you use chapstick? Nope.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Mr.Blow, Ms.Witt, Coach Zapata (im not even playin those their names!)

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither! They Suck!

37) Are you too forgiving? probably not

38) How many children do you want? none, sorry kids! :P

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Hell Yeah!!! Most of my stuff is from HoT ToPiC!

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Oreo Poptart with milk & Goddamn BaCoN!!! :D

41) Do you own a gun? I wish!!!

42) Ever thought you were in love? dont ask :P

43) When was the last time you cried? I always cry watching Disney films sooo take a guess. . . hehehehehe :D

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Went to the movies

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? never ate at those places... but Wing Stop is probably waaaayy Better!

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Yeahh but i was like in first grade or whatever

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Nooope

48) Nicknames? Oreo, White Girl, Angel, The Devil, Bitch

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? wtf

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? nooope

55) Do you own a diamond ring? i used to

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Sure...

57) Do you dye your hair? No.

58) Does anyone like you? Yes, my boyfriend :/

59) What year were you born? 1997

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? i wasn't even alive :p

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Fuck No!

62) McDonald's or Wendy's? Its a Tie

63) Do you like yourself? Sure

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Dad, most definately.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Hair

66) Are you afraid of the dark? God No! I love the dark!

67) Have you ever eaten paste? What kind of quetions are these :/

68) Do you own a web cam? No.

69) Have you ever stripped? thats a quetion my friends would ask

70) Ever broken a bone? No.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? What's an AIM?

73) Pringles or Lays? Lays!!!

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? yes, i dont know how many times

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? FULL HOUSE!!!!!!!! :D uncle Joey's the man!!!

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Sure. . .

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? My sister but she's fatter haha :D

79) Do you have a birth mark? Yup.

80) Do you own a car? I can't drive!

81) Can you cook? Yup.

82) 3 things that annoy you: Haters on Youtube, The Sun, and all the idiot boys at my school

83) Do you text message often? Hell Yeahh

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? Yupp!

86) What do you want more than anything right now? A tie a guitar and car

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? YES!

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Big Red

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Thats the Dumbest question Ever!! Fuck Yeahh!!!

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Noope

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Of course.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My dad

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My mom

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My sister but only because I was laughing :'D

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My Best Friend!!!

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? I dont remember

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My best friend Janet Jackson (my nickname for her)

100) Who was the last person that called you? My Dad

Lets see how stupid we all are (If it's in bold, I've done it)

1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Pick out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realised it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of yours/someones eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44.Walked out of the bathroom with the toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realising it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realising it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jamb

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realising they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

101. Not realized there was no 13

102. Not realized there was no 59

And Now its time for... The Top 3 dumbest thing to Say!!! weither its flirting or just being an idiot

3. I notice you noticing me.

2. Its cold as Hell!!!

1. My moms a virgin!

these were just some of the dumbest things my friends would say. Retards!! D:

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Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Darth Maul - Complete
Trading Places by Letters To Her reviews
Sam becomes a girly-girly and Freddie becomes a bad boy with the help of a witch. Will new relationships start? Or will everything go awry? Rated T for minoir swearing
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Jeans Girls by C.Waif reviews
Jady Keron is a new girl at school, and she finds a new clique called the elastics, because of their jeans. Will she fit in?
Mean Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Cady H., Regina G. - Complete
Speak Now by horserider3573 reviews
just an Eileen X Rigby story. Rigby and Eileen get close, but what happens when Rigby decides that he doesn't want that? DISCLAIMER: all characters belong to J.G. Quintel and the rest of regular show. plot is mine.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Eileen, Rigby - Complete
Beauty and the Bastard by Lythany Rain reviews
You knew Gaston wanted Bell. You know the scene... but you didn't know this. Explicit content
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Belle, Gaston - Complete
My Love for a Jedi by MJ's Angel reviews
It takes place during Heros on Both Sides. When Lux first sees Ahsoka, he wants to get to know her better. Will he be able to get through to her in a week's time? Luxsoka pairing. If you don't like the pairing, DON'T READ SMART ONES!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,777 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Ahsoka T., Lux B. - Complete
Dora the Exploder by Pala-and-Papipa reviews
A parody of Dora the Explorer in which Dora blows everything up.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Anakin and ObiWan Play Barbies by Pala-and-Papipa reviews
The story's simple enough. Just read the title.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
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The Padawan Games reviews
Star Wars version of the Hunger Games! Ahsoka and Nahdar are choosen to go the the Padawan Games! There are going to be 10 padawan playing that means... New Characters! Who will win? And yes there will be VIOLENCE! XD
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Ahsoka T.
Boring Roadtrip reviews
Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Ahsoka have to go on the road to meet up with the other Jedi...
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Anakin S. - Complete
What If reviews
What if Anakin won the battle between him and Obi-Wan? What would be his future? Its rated M for language and violence.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Anakin Skywalker
Star Wars: The Prank Wars! reviews
The Prank Wars are here! Who will win? Two Chapters... i know lame for a prank war but hey i tried and hope its funny :D
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Anakin S., Ahsoka T. - Complete
Jedi's get checks too! reviews
Its Pay Day!... And so sorry i forgot to like censor/bleep this word that mace windu says kinda messed up so my Apologies i hope no one was offended or whatever i sound like i just blew up a city :/
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Anakin S. - Complete
Disastrous Interview reviews
Dora is on the Oprah Winfrey Show!
Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2012
Dora The Dumbass reviews
Kinda Short Dora Parody! Funny or Not please be nice my first story. Its only rated M for the language and i guess a bit violence not really. Hope you guys like and yes i suck at summary. :P
Dora the Explorer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Complete