Author has written 53 stories for Happy Tree Friends, Naruto, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Scandinavia and the World, My Little Pony, Pikmin, Fullmetal Alchemist, Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Invader Zim, Wreck-It Ralph, Pokémon, Gravity Falls, Hey Arnold, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Johnny Test, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Hobbit, Avatar: Last Airbender, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Looney Tunes, Twilight, Phineas and Ferb, One Piece, Big Hero 6, Fifty Shades Trilogy, Sonic the Hedgehog, Professor Layton, Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei, Wander over Yonder, Little Mermaid, Tangled, and Regular Show.
Toolahoo, lovers! See who I am below. The reason I'm such an oddball on the web is because I'm so forced to act normal in real life, I just have to let off steam in some way. Now, who wants to play Jumanji and Cluedo combined while eating pancake bats?
No, but seriously, I can be stoic and whatnot if I need to. Just look at the amount of drama fics in my archive. However, I personally prefer to just write comedy since those require less effort and are way more fun to write.
Oh, and the reason I deleted my previous survey thingy is because I don't want the same people in real life to be able to identify me in any way. No, trust me. If they ever found out I wrote erotica about cartoon characters, they would never speak to me again. I'm pretty sure dad would disown me instantly. :3
Anywayz. I hope you enjoy reading my creativeness excrement in my archive, and have a joyful day. Now, I'm gonna go take a brain dump.
Real name: Amelia
Internet Nickname: Amie
Speaks: Swedish, English, Spanish
Favorite Food: Chicken wok, tacos
Favorite Colour: Orange & Purple
Occupation: Unemployed (Right now studying English linguistics part-time at a local university)
Favorite singers/bands: Madonna, Michael Jackson, Robyn, Loreen, Celine Dion, Passenger, Cher, Da Buzz, Backstreet Boys, E-type, Ace of Base, Seal, Basshunter, Shakira, OneRepublic, Disturbed, Journey, Asia, Toto, Europe, September, Cascada, Velvet, Wig Wam, Lene Marlin, The Corrs, Mr. Mister, Roxette, ABBA, Modern Talking, Kate Ryan, Agnes, Timoteij, Demi Lovato, Bruno Mars, Linda Pritchard, Bon Jovi, Owl City, Dido, Survivor, Sia
Animes I've watched/watch: Naruto, Naruto Shippuuden, One Piece, Detective Conan, FullMetal Alchemist, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Dragon Ball, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Rei, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Kai, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Sonic X, Baka To Test To Shoukanjuu, School Days, Oreimo, Danshi Koukousei No Nichijou, Corpse Party, Toradora, Parasyte, Attack on Titan
Favorite Cartoons: Invader Zim (duh!), Dan Vs., Ed Edd n Eddy, The Looney Tunes Show, Hey Arnold!, Adventure Time, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Amazing World of Gumball, Gravity Falls, Phineas & Ferb, Avatar, The Simpsons, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, SpongeBob SquarePants, Jimmy Neutron, Fairly Odd Parents, The Ren & Stimpy Show, Dexter's Laboratory, Kim Possible, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil
Cartoons I hate: Family Guy (I can't stand anything Seth makes), Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon, Dora The Explorer, Allen Gregory, Lola & Virginia, Johnny Test, Breadwinners
Favorite Movies: Star Wars (No, I didn't grow up with them. Stop bullying me.) Pokémon Movies, Wreck-It Ralph (FOREVER! :D), Ice Age, Battle Royale, Despicable Me, Shrek, Lion King, Toy Story, Monsters Inc, Monsters University, Finding Nemo, Ratatouille, Inception, The Hobbit, Lord of The Rings, Up, Inside Out, Big Hero 6, and many more. :D
Favorite Childhood Games: Super Mario 64, Diddy Kong Racing, Banjo-Kazooie, Rocket: Robot On Wheels, Rayman, Luigi's Mansion, Sonic Adventure DX, The Gift, Freddi Fish, 40 Winks, Spyro the Dragon 1998, Worms 3D, Worms 2, Zoombinis (after playing you in preschool, not remembering your name and searching for 14 years I finally found you stupid game)
Favourite Gamecube Games: Luigi's Mansion, Pikmin 2, Chibi-Robo!, Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Mario Party 5, Sonic Adventure DX, Wario World
Favorite Games: Harvest Moon franchise, Psychonauts, Ratchet & Clank, Pokémon, Alice: Madness Returns, Amnesia The Dark Descent, Luigi's Mansion, Ace Attorney series, Professor Layton series, Undertale (NO WAY, right?), Don't Starve, MOTHER series :P
Favorite RPGs: Tales of Phantasia, Tales of Destiny, Grandia, Earthbound series, Tales of Graces, Pokémon
Favorite Hobbies: Reading, Writing (duh!) Playing video games, Watching anime/cartoons, sometimes drawing, sewing etc.
Favorite TV Shows: Scrubs, Friends, STAR TREK :D The only YouTube shows I like are Angry Video Game Nerd, PeanutButterGamer, ERB and They Will Kill You. Everyone else I either shrug at or find annoying and overrated. I'm also not into LPs, they're rather tiring and I want to experience the game by myself rather than watching someone else play it (do I sound like Kyle too much?)
YouTube Account: Amienee84
DeviantArt Account: OtakaraAminelli
Favorite Genres: Horror, Psychology, Drama, Comedy, Romance
RANDOMFICS I'VE WRITTEN:
Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
Projects I'm working on: Dora The Explorer, Super Mario (REQUESTED)
Happy Tree Friends - Flaky's Schizophrenia Frenzy
My Little Pony & Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Oblivion of The Descent Harmony
Invader Zim & Wreck-It Ralph - Stuck in Unknown Grounds
Invader Zim - Skool Test of Doom
Gravity Falls - When The Eerire Solitude Comes Out to Play
Invader Zim - Switched Tables
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trial In and Outside the Courtroom
Happy Tree Friends - The Bear Who Cried Disco!
Pikmin - Louie Vs. Brittany
Gravity Falls & Twilight - Mabel Reads Twilight
STORIES WHICH ARE NEVER FINISHED BUT SORT OF ARE AND WILL ONLY BE UPDATED WHENEVER I WANT OR WHATEVER
Invader Zim - Skool Test of Doom
Gravity Falls - Sock Opera Abridged
Pairings I like:
WARNING! This list contains some spoilers to various shows. Please read with caution.
EDIT: Even now that it's cannon, I agree with the NaruSaku fans that it was carried out horribly. Kishimoto, did you properly think? We want a legitimate reason to Naruto returning her feelings, but all you gave us was sackshit, like "I always liked you, I just lied to myself". Uhh, no. He really did like Sakura, he just moved on. See, it was as simple as so. So the whole ordeal is bittersweet to me. The couple became cannon, but the ending sucks snot.
Shikamaru/Temari - Come on, they smile around each other, spend a lot of time together and gets mistaken for being a couple by Naruto, how could there be not something going on between the two?
EDIT: It's cannon. Did I expect anything else? Their kid's design is half-arsed, though.
Chouji/Ino - Ino deserves someone better than Sasuke, and maybe Chouji isn't skinny, but he's good at heart, and they spend a lot of time together. Ino is also a good person on the inside and I like her more than Sakura.
EDIT: This is not cannon. Which is really sad. I liked these two a lot, especially since I would've loved for Ino, who pursued hot Sasuke, to have turned to Chouji, someone not as hot, as her true love because she would see beneath his exterior. But no, she chooses Sai, a copy of Sasuke in looks. Which kinda sucks and ruins what could have been a great lesson of choosing your partner based on their personality. Chouji marries some random girl we don't know, which leaves me feeling empty and annoyed simultaneously, as illogical as that is.
Asuma/Kurenai - It's cannon, seriously, how can anyone hate this? Asuma even got Kurenai pregnant before he was killed.
Lee/TenTen - As I'm neutral to Sakura, and am a huge fan of Lee, there is only one girl that close enough to him to be paired up with; TenTen. Plus, it seems like she cares a lot about Lee when they battle, heck maybe even more than Neji at times. If just a little more personality development of TenTen on her part, I would support this even more.
EDIT: The ending was unclear whether either of them had a partner, so if it's cannon or not remains unknown until Kishi says something.
EDIT 2: It's confirmed now that the kid shown with Lee in one panel of the final chapter is, in fact, his son, Metal Lee. It's ambiguous who his wife is, but I don't think it's Tenten, sadly. If that had been the case, then Kishi would have said so. So bleh.
Neji/Hinata - Yes, I know they're cousins, but where I live it's legal for cousins to get married, plus it's not completely nauseating to me. Neji also seems to have more interest in Hinata than any other, and risks his life to protect her. In the Naruto spinoff, he pretty obviously has a crush on her, go beet red when she asks him to "be her pet", and nosebleeding seeing her breasts through Byakugan. I don't have to mention Road To Ninja movie either. You see what I'm getting at.
EDIT: Neji is dead, and Hinata married Naruto. I don't mind.
MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC:
Big Macintosh/Cherilee - I didn't like when they went all lovey-dovey in Hearts and Hooves, since it was all but comfortable, but for real I think they would be a pretty fitting couple and there have already been screenshots of ship teases where they wallk together.
Derpy Hooves/Dr. Whooves - I only like this for the lulz. Especially after those "The Doctor and the Assistant" episodes.
HIGURASHI NO NAKU KORO NI
Keiichi/Rena - I see these to be pretty cute together, and in the OVA, Rena was crushing on Keiichi, yeah, it was because of something else, but still, I liked to see it on screen.
Keiichi/Mion - Mion has a crush on Keeichi, quite obviously. And when neither of them are having psycho tantrums, they get along well and trust each other.
Satoshi/Shion - Shion was so desperate of Satoshi that she went crazy and killed his little sister Satoko, Keeichi, her own sister Mion and Rika. Isn't that just cute? :) Plus, if he had stayed in their world, the rate possibilities of them getting together would have been pretty high.
Apollo/Athena - Appeals a lot to me, and makes the most sense. They have been investigating together, Apollo investigated with her before Phoenix did, they are a great team, both of them even stated about their colors, yellow plus red = orange. Klavier mistook them for being a couple, for heaven's sake! How can there not have been a little close bonding between them, at least?
Phoenix/Maya - They are pretty platonic to each other, yet reading fanfics about them is addicting, and almost all I've read makes sense. Phoenix believes in Maya most of all the people he knows, even more than he believes freaking Iris , and he was worried to death when she went missing and kidnapped by a serial killer. Maya also seems to have a deep reliance to Phoenix, believing that he will save the day. There's so much bonding between them it hurts. Little Pearly seems to notice that, luckily.
Klavier/Ema - Why not? *shrugs* It could work, seeing as Ema being almost the only one not falling for his feet the instant she sees him like most girls do.
Dick Gumshoe/Maggey Byrde - This odd couple is so addictive to look at. So unlike, yet so alike.
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
Sonic/Amy (SonAmy): I like this couple as long as Amy isn't too clingy and/or annoying, like in Sonic X and Sonic Boom. In those shows/game, she actually has a life besides Sonic, and can get reasonably angry at him whenever he does something stupid, showing she isn't blindly adoring him. Too bad the latter game sucked booty.
Shadow/Amy (ShadAmy): I like this ship purely on the basis that it makes really interesting fanfiction. I'm actually working on one as of this writing. I also find most of the fan art really sweet, which is partly the reason why I got into it.
Knuckles/Rouge (Knuckouge): I shipped this growing up as I watched a lot of Sonic X, so the pairing is not only preferable to me, it's got a nostalgic value as well. In fact, I didn't know Shadow and Rouge even knew each other until much later - the only nostalgic input I got from Shadow was from his titular game, and there he seemed to treat everyone equally. I also kind of have a strong thing for couples harboring Belligerent Sexual Tension for one another, a dynamic Shadow and Rouge lack.
Star/Marco, Starco (Star Vs. The Forces of Evil) - It should be illegal for a couple to be this cute. And Adam McArthur is my hero, shipping Starco himself and making a Fan Service video where Marco confesses his love to Star with his Marco voice. I couldn't stop squealing, dang it.
Zim/Tak (Invader Zim) - I know that Jhonen hates this shipping, but I don't care. They're both Irken, and I'm all for same species romance. And even though Jhonen hates it, he also hates the most popular pairing in the fandom, Zim/Dib, but it doesn't seem to stop the fans from writing fanfiction about them. So suck it, I ship these two even though the pairing isn't that popular.
Arnold/Helga, Gerald/Phoebe (Hey, Arnold!) - These two pairings are cannon, especially the first one. Craig Bartlett, the creator, said that they're meant to be and will get married, and that's enough proof you can't argue. But I like Arnold/Helga because Helga is one of my favorite characters, and Gerald/Phoebe makes a likeable beta couple, ridiculously many hints that they're already going out.
Flippy/Flaky (Happy Tree Friends) - Even though I have left the HTF fandom, I still ship this couple. It was the most interesting one and made the most sense if Flippy was to have a girl. I love Flaky, because she's the only one that sees all the shit that's happening and has a good reason to be afraid. In many episodes, it is proven that they're at least close friends, by Flaky throwing Flippy a birthday party and even in his flipped out state, he has been avoiding to kill her a few times in the newer episodes (especially Lesser of Two Evils, Random Acts of Silence, Autopsy Turvy etc.) in Autopsy Turvy, her screams snapped him out of his murderer tantrum once. It also makes interesting stories; a dangerous guy who scares an already scared female, making her trying to tolerate his killing obsession and how they're going to unravel the mess. Sounds exciting, don't you think?
Fix-It Felix Jr./Tamora Jean Calhoun (Wreck-It Ralph) - They got married at the end of the movie, and what is there not to like? Felix is an adorable, sweet guy and I giggled uncontrollably when he called Calhoun a 'Dynamite Gal'. And, coming from a girl, Calhoun is hot, a badass action girl but her soft side shows at times, especially at the end of the movie.
Gumball/Penny (Amazing World of Gumball) - They both like each other. Period. I like Penny because she's mature and pretty calm, and I bet she could chill down excited, escapade-obsessed little Gumball in no time.
Shinichi/Ran (Detective Conan) - This is one of the most useless pairings when it comes to bashing. They love each other, they just have yet to confess. And I absolutely adore all the awkward moments where Ran almost figured out he was Shinichi and got embarrassed over everything she had done with him in his small state XD (Like taking a bath, confessing her love etc.)
Haruhi/Kyon (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya) - Kyon is the only one who can straight out tell Haruhi off without her going flipshit. They could work out, why not? Haruhi has also shown hints she may have a crush on him.
Bugs/Lola (The Looney Tunes Show) - I don't have to elaborate that much, but I adore Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl pairings. And I've watched the "We Are In Love" merrie melody like, a thousand times.
Luigi/Daisy (Super Mario) - I love to look up fanfics and fanart of these two, especially with Luigi insanely flustered and shy with a very laid-back, charming, straight-forward girl like Daisy. If you haven't looked up the pairing, I consider looking up deviants like 'Saiiko' and 'nintendrawer', who are veterans of the pairing and draw awesomely. Heck, every non-fan of the pairing claims Daisy is 'Luigi's lady'. And guess what their team name is in one of the Mario Party games? 'Tango Tanglers' _
Link/Tetra (Legend of Zelda Wind Waker) - I was a bigger hardcore shipper of these two when I was 13, constantly looking it up and loving seeing art of them. I still find it cute, and wouldn't mind seeing a pic of them now and then. They could also work out as Tetra has shown interest in him, winking an eye at him and so forth.
Arche/Chester (Tales of Phantasia) - This is a way more interesting pairing than Cless/Mint. Throughout the whole game, they argue, mostly Chester picking on Arche, and when she finally asks him why he must always pick on her he can't answer that (cause he wuvs her teehee), they're also pretty cute together, and I Arche pretty much matured from her crush on Cless because she didn't want to be in the way of Mint, and that is true friendship.
Justin/Feena (Grandia) - I've always loved these two. They had a little moment in the end of the first disc where Feena was beginning to confess her love to him, saying that 'he's very special to her' until a bunch of mermaids interrupted and made Justin drool. DAMN IT! *throws keyboard across the land* Also, Justin's blushing mugshot is absolutely adorkable, seeing him so confused and all _
Asbel/Cheria, Asbel/Sophie (Tales of Graces) - I like both. The first cause they are adorable when they blush and look away from each other, and when they were on a back of a boat, me and my brother messed around and told them to 'kiss already' since we were pretty tired of the whole childhood-friends-love-interest concept, yet we find it adorable. We said also it was a reversed version of Titanic lol.
As for Asbel/Sophie, Sophie seems to have a deep trust in Asbel, saying she will protect him and holds on to him, which I find cute! I love Sophie xD
Stahn/Rutee (Tales of Destiny) - It's cannon, and I love these argue-first-then-get-together-concepts. Even though Rutee was a total bitch at first she matured and grew to like Stahn. Heck, in the sequel, their freaking son is the main character.
Ness/Paula (Earthbound) - Just randomly appeals to me out of thin air lol. Ness must be paired with someone, and why not Paula? They seem to be very close friends too by the end of the game.
Goku/Chichi (Dragon Ball Z) - In the first part, when they were kids, I smiled like an idiot when Goku tapped her vajajay to check if she was a girl, and then she blushed and asked to marry him. Little stupid Goku didn't know what she meant, thinking she meant food, but when they grow up he holds onto the promise and marries her. He grows to love her in his own stupid way, and it seems to work out just fine. and lol Sexually Oblivious Goku XD I've always wondered if Chichi told him straightly or demonstrated (hehe...*blush*)
Sheldon/Jenny (My Life as a Teenage Robot) - It's undeniably cute and loveable, and Sheldon is so sweet to Jenny making things for her and helping her. The creators said themselves that if the show had run a little longer, it would have become cannon. (In your face haters). And no, he's not only sexually attracted to her. Remember the episode where she wants all her equipment to go away in order to get thin like a stick figure? Sheldon complied willingly (but yeah, reluctantly), and still liked her even afterwards when she had almost nothing left of her body. So he does like her as a person too. Her being a robot is an added bonus to him.
Max/Roxanne (A Goofy Movie) - The feels!! *squee* Roxanne is so cute and so is Max, and...it was just so cute!
Link/Midna (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess) - This pairing looks cute and interesting to me. Plus I love Midna :)
Rigby/Eileen (Regular Show) - Eileen has more character than Margaret ever will, and Rigby seems to be really close to her in later seasons. If it became cannon, I would be very happy :) (I still don't understand what she sees in him though...)
Dipper/Pacifica (Gravity Falls) - Seriously. "Northwest Mansion Noir" killed me.
Sans/Frisk (Undertale) - My sister has given me Sans-itis and brainwashed me with her adorable fanart of this ship. So how can I possibly say no to it?
Pairings I'm ok with/Don't care much about
Naruto/Sakura - If this pairing turned cannon, I would be fine with it.
EDIT: Not cannon. Yeah, whatev, I preferred NaruHina anyway.
Sasuke/Hinata - I don't know how it makes sense, but ok.
Shikamaru/Ino - Yeah, why not. They're in the same team, but not really something I'm rooting for.
Neji/TenTen - Same opinion here as with Shikamaru and Ino together.
MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
Big Macintosh/Fluttershy - Yeah, it is cute to some extent, but they haven't really interacted, so I have my doubts.
Every Spike Pairing - Spike is awesome with anyone; so I'm pretty much neutral about everything.
Shining Armour/Princess Cadance - Yeah, they're married. Ok, cool.
Discord/Fluttershy - Interesting, but does not make for a perfect match.
Phoenix/Iris - I disliked it at first, but now I don't care, really.
Blackquill/Athena - They share a lot of history, but their age gap is so huge that I don't really go squealing over it.
Phoenix/Thalassa - It could be pretty plausible, but they haven't talked to each other enough for me to even think about them romantically.
Miles Edgeworth/Franziska von Karma - They aren't biologically related, so that riddle is solved as to why I list them here. To me both Edgeworth and Franziska seem too asexual and egocentric to be with anyone, least together. It looks a little odd, and not of the good kind.
Apollo/Ema - Hmm...nah. I don't know why, but I just can't picture it.
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
Shadow/Rouge (Shadouge): I see them more as platonic life partners, and/or brother/sister, but I can occasionally like it depending on the situation. I often joke that the reason Shadow hangs around her so much is because TITS. I mean, come on... it's hard not to stick around.
Zim/Gaz (Invader Zim) - YAAWN. I'm not a huge fan of Gaz, so it explains somewhat. But it doesn't make me want to vomit. It's just that most fans I see are so hardcore and carries shipping goggles than any other shipper of the fandom I've seen. It gets on my nerves quite often, even though I don't mind the shipping itself. They also live in their little imagination that it would've become cannon because of these factors; 1) Jhonen has said that he only hates ZaDr and ZaTr. Nothing else. 2) Fahn and Horvitz had stated that they like the shipping and 3) That they would have become allies in the finale. I don't speak against the ally part, but some go as far as to say they get married. Those who say that, don't listen to them - it's BULLSHIT, that's what it is. Beacuse it contradicts these opposing factors 1) Zim and Gaz have different anatomy. They wouldn't be able to reproduce, because it's been shown clearly that Irkens get cloned, not born. 2) Zim would never want to get close to a human, ally or not. It is shown that he doesn't even like contact from his own race. So why would he suddenly soften up to a human of all races when he barely gives his own the time of day? We haven't been shown a single moment where it would be proven otherwise. 3) He's older than any human alive, and Gaz is around 8-9, confirming him a pedophile if that's true. 4) True, Jhonen said he only hated the shippings mentioned above. But it doesn't mean he likes all the other shippings he didn't mention. If a shipper says that he would be liking ZaGr by the exclusion method, then maybe we can say he likes ZaGIR too because he didn't mention his hate for it either. Or maybe DaTr. Or maybe RaPr, or maybe DaDr (Dwicky/Dib). Go on, your choice...apparently these could be cannon too according to the ZaGr shippers' theory. 5) They wouldn't even be able to KISS. Saliva contains water, Zim burns from water. Do the math, Hawking.
And no, don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on it. I'm just being realistic. Jhonen doesn't really care about romance and you can't use the excuse he made one shipping cannon in Johnny The Homocidal Maniac, because it's an entirely different story. Jhonen said too that Zim doesn't love anyone. Don't glare, I'm just being honest, and you should be that to yourselves. If you want to ship ZaGr, that's entirely cool by me...just don't try to shove bullshit you made up from your shipping goggles, or you will face my wrath.
On a side note, if someone was to ask me to write a ZaGr oneshot...heck, I would. One of my fanfics even involves some Belligerent Sexual Tension between the two.
Any Pokemon pairing: To quote JonTron: "I've never cared so little about anything in my life."
Cless/Mint (Tales of Phantasia) - Probably the most boring couple I've ever seen. It's so cliche I'm almost throwing up. I don't like saintly girls who are shy and quiet like Mint, they bother me so much (I like tsunderes way more), and Cless is such a simple, boring character. So I don't mind that two bland characters get together.
Danny/Sam (Danny Phantom) - The show was never my cup of tea, so it goes the same for the canon couple.
Dipper/Wendy (Gravity Falls) - Eh. Dipper's crush is mere humor and I don't think Alex Hirsh plans on doing something with it. It annoys me a lot too that Wendy calls Dipper a little kid when she's only 3 years older than him. But Dipper crushing on Wendy is kind of adorable.
Ratchet/Talwyn, Ratchet/Sasha (Ratchet & Clank) - I don't really know much about Talwyn or Sasha, but whichever love target Ratchet has holds very little interest to me. I'm more thrilled about the gameplay and plot.
Chowder/Panini (Chowder) - I really liked the pairing when I was younger, but as I have grown to care less and less about the show, it's safe to say it goes for the official couple too. I can say I like them as a couple in earlier installments (where Chowder was oblivious and adorkable while Panini's crush was sort of cute and distant) but dislike it greatly in later seasons (Chowder being an annoying, screaming child and Panini a psychopathic yandere). So I have up-and-down opinions.
Flapjack/Sally Syrup (Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack) - I DON'T CAAAAARE.
Luffy/Nami - Huh. Alright. I see why it's popular, but...it's just an "eh" to me. Mainly because I'm not into shipping Luffy with anyone (this may be a very unpopular opinion, but I personally don't find him attractive at all), and Nami...let's just say I think she's an annoying hypocrite. As for their relationship...it's really nothing but platonic to me. Why I list it as "neutral", you ask? Well, if the story is well written and logical, like, they take Luffy's asexuality, naïvete and inexperience into account, I think it can make for an amazing fanfic of the ship. However, most fanfics I find is Luffy being "I love you let's hook up" completely out of nowhere. It strongly speaks against of everything we have learned about his character throughout the canon story; seeing the most beutiful woman alive naked is like seeing drying paint to him. If Luffy would be a bit dumbfounded and confused, then it might at least work better, but sadly, that factor is mostly ignored. This is what hinders me from liking it.
Pairings I dislike/Hate
Lee/Sakura - NO. I don't mind Lee's crush on her and that he goes goofy when she's around (I even think it's funny) but it's for comec relief...which I guess the fans never heard of. First: at the time, Sasuke was still in Konoha, still their team mate and still sane at mind. Meaning, she was still running after him, like Ino. Second: She feels guilt that Lee risked his life for her in the forest, and wants to make up to him and show him gratitude for all he's done to her. That is more like friendship and pity than love implications. Thirdly: She doesn't return his feelings. NaruSaku is more likely to happen than this pairing.
EDIT: Sakura ends up with an abusive albino, aka Sasugay, and Lee marries someone else. Yay.
Gaara/Matsuri - I can't explain my burning hatred for this pairing comprehendly and probably never will, but I'll try to keep my explanation in detail and check.
Where to start? Ok, let's start with their past. Matsuri's parents where killed in front of her eyes, if you count the fillers. Unless you don't, there's no past to her.
Let's see, what about Gaara? The sand demon was sealed within him, he's named after a Japanese raccoon demon, he was alone, he never EVER had love once in his life, his father tried to assassinate him multiple times, his mother died when he was born, everyone is afraid of him and calls him a monster, everyone tries to kill him. Then he thought he finally had someone when his uncle tried to comfort him. What happens next? It turns out this disgrace of a human being decides to stomp more on his already fragile heart, grinding it to dust until there's no more hope for love or caring feelings left, in which turns into boiling hatred and misinterprets love by thinking he should love himself and kill everyone who's in his way. If it wasn't for Naruto, he would have still been the same cold-hearted assassin as always.
Now do you think Matsuri deserves Gaara? I hope I changed your mind. The databook also said that she loves the "elite", meaning she's attracted to his powers and is the only reason she wants to ride him. Let's not forget that when Naruto was mentioned, she also blushed. Yeah...true love my foot.
Even though she's been shown in the anime many times, she has only been shown in the manga on one page. Does that actually qualify as all that is cannon about her?...Yes, yes it does.
EDIT: Gaara is single, thank goodness. I heard rumors that he got close to a girl at the end of the manga, but I don't mind, as long as it's someone that loves him for who he is and not for his powers (aka someody other than Matsuri).
EDIT 2: My friend revealed to me that he's married with three kids in the post-manga starring the next generation. I thought, "cool". If I was 15 still, I would have felt outraged, but now I'm just glad that the poor guy got over his issues and finally found someone he could love. In fact, I was more jealous of Lee's wife than Gaara's (lol?) Cleverly done though by Kishimoto to not reveal who the mother of his kids is, otherwise she would have gotten death threats from rabid fangirls XD
Sasuke/Sakura - All that Sasuke has said about her is that she's annoying. He has absolutely NO interest in her, and even tried to kill her in part 2. Plus Sakura's interest for him is mere lust.
EDIT: Even if it is cannon, it's a completely nonsensical outcome pulled out of Kishi's butthole. Sasuke still treats her horribly by letting her take care of their child alone as he go chillaxin' in the world to redeem himself or some shit. Also, he made her pregnant to restore his clan. He's a selfish prick and a bastard. And as usual, Sakura doesn't protest 'cause she's pathetic and refuses to realize he's still abusing her after all this time.
Flippy/Giggles (Happy Tree Friends) - Keep in mind that Giggles goes out with everyone; Captain Russell, Cro-Marmot, Mime, and the biggest Target, Cuddles. It should not be considered an OTP and nothing serious. Also, Flippy killed her the instant he flipped out. In general, they have lesser connection than Flippy and Flaky.
Mabel/Gideon (Gravity Falls) - Gideon is hideous, yuck! Besides, I don't think Mabel will EVER give him another chance after he almost killed her own brother.
Dipper/Mabel (Gravity Falls) - My faith in humanity has always been lost, but now I don't want to live on the planet anymore when I see that this is the most popular pairing in the fandom. What is wrong with the world? They're siblings, twins even! I have a twin myself and I would understand their feelings if they were real, seeing the fanart and fanfics. Yes, I did write a fanfic around these two, but it was for the lulz and I like to write around taboo subjects. I wasn't protecting the shipping either.
Apollo/Juniper (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney) - It doesn't make any sense, and it's not cannon because he doesn't return her feelings. And really, would you really ship them if Juniper hadn't had a crush on him?...exactly, you wouldn't. Besides, she barely knows Apollo, she's just crushing on him, and she barely appears in the last case which was the most important one of all. To tip off the iceberg, she's a Mary Sue. She's perfect, everybody loves her, she's shy, innocent, proper and yadda yadda. I really dislike the character because of her purity pure pureness :S
Mordecai/Margaret (Regular Show) - Come on, you all saw it coming that it wouldn't work. CJ is better for him anyway (although I don't care much about that pairing either).
Edward/Bella (Twilight) - I don't hate them together for the traditional reason (that you see one of them with someone else), but that it takes too much spotlight for the saga to really take an interesting turn of events. When the story gets interesting in the slightest, you're treated to those two annoying shits staring into each other's eyes nagging about how much they love each other and how so totally meant to be they are. Meyer actually provided some cool flashbacks and stories to characters like Jasper and Rosalie, but of course, instead we're just getting treated to more of this garbage. Guess what, screw that shit. Edward is a creepy, pedophilic stalker and Bella is a whiny, self-absorbed, spoiled brat who dumps her friends the instant she meets supposedly superior beings (vampires who sparkle like Tinkerbell after a shower). The most annoying part about the entire saga is that Meyer tells too much, but never shows. Apparently, Bella is supposed to be intelligent, mature and shy. Let's crush these traits bit by bit:
"Maturity": New Moon shows us something different entirely. The supposedly "mature" teenager cries, screams, whines, uses Jacob for her own purposes and wants to commit suicide because her boyfriend dumped her. Yes, because her boyfriend dumped her. Sounds familiar? It should, because that's what unstable 13-year olds do, not 18-year olds!
"Intelligence": When is it shown? Meyer, oh there it goes again, TELLS the readers that she reads hardcore stuff like "Wuthering Heights" or whatever the crap it's called. But presumedly, it has no impact on her actual decisions ahead in the story. She can never think for herself, she gets tricked by James very easily, and does nothing remotely clever in the entire saga (except maybe making herself bleed to distract the vampires during a fight, but it could have been thought up by anyone with half a brain, not a genius). With this in mind, we're supposed to think she's indeed "intelligent". Well, I think it's time for Meyer to hit a dictionary.
"Shy": No, she's NOT shy! She's introvert! SHY AND INTROVERT ARE NOT THE SAME DAMN THING!
If Meyer's picture of "perfect" includes the man being controlling and deciding, making sure the woman goes nowhere, hurts her during sex, the woman stating "he did it because he loves me", lets herself be controlled and never do a damn thing for herself, then Meyer needs some professional help. Yes, I know she's a Mormon, and I respect that, but I'm pretty sure that they don't promote sexism or abusive relationships. Or have I missed something?
So in short; this pairings sucks, because both of them are unlikable pricks.
Edd/Kevin (Ed Edd n Eddy) - What a godawful fandom it has. I was around FF when the ship became popular in 2013, and I'm still trying to figure out why. You just have to read my fanfic "The Best Kevedd Fanfic EVAR!" and you will get my opinion of it in a nutshell (don't read though if you have a weak stomach). Long story short, they have only talked politely with each other two or three times on the show, and that's it. The only reason I see why people are shipping them is because they are the better-looking characters in the show, which speaks for itself how lewd-minded the fans really are.
Sonic/Elise (Sonic the Hedgehog '06) - Oh, hell no. It's the absolute worst ship in the whole series. I would rather not a bestiality fetishist have ugly mutant babies with a blue cartoon hedgehog, thanks in advance.
This list has yet to be developed. Stay tuned for further info.