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Joined 07-01-12, id: 4098073, Profile Updated: 05-08-14
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

"I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute. Yes, I'm a genius."

So sick of bullying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're cool , The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The girl you have bullied for years? has a disability. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His father is dying.

A few safety tips:

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you... Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat:

DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run.

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Future Imperfect by Lunabeegood reviews
Hermione finds herself not only in the future, but a world she hadn't imagined for herself. Now, with no knowledge of her past, she has to adjust to life as a wife and mother to a family she knows nothing about. How does a family fall apart and put themselves back together? Nominated for HP Fanfic Poll Award Winter 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 78,109 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Stolen Memories by Tumbling-into-oblivion reviews
Hermione wakes up in a hospital with no memories of the last 5 years since the Battle of Hogwarts. Not her husband, not her soon to be kids, not anything. But that won't stop her from fighting for the memories that were taken from her. Who did it, why, and how? DRAMIONE, with smut & adult language. Just something fun to write, so grammar is rough at best.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,999 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Hermione Black by MelodiDam reviews
Hermione is not a Granger, nor a Mudblood. The brains of the Golden Trio is known in some circles and the Dark Princess. Some Order members are not what they appear to be. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 81,188 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Chemistry Teacher by kessypegssy reviews
Hermione enrolls to Greenmeadow High, a muggle highschool. But when she meets her chemistry teacher, a hot man all the girls and probably some of the boys in school have a crush on she thinks she may have made the worst mistake of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,931 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dawn by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Twilight - except with Jasper instead of Edward. And a very gutsy, witty, much braver Bella, because I didn't really take to the old Bella. Look, just a whole new version of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,327 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Tiny Footsteps by Aeryn-Smiles reviews
A continuation of my Found a Baby one shot, of Reid finding a baby. How he reacts, the choices he makes, and their consequences. And tiny feet lead the way. T to be safe.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,109 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Teacher's Pet by IceQueenRia reviews
Hermione is attacked by death eaters. She manages to escape by turning into her animagus form. She ends up becoming Snape's new pet. Unsure if he can be trusted she stays in her cat form and gets an inside look at what Snape is really like. SEQUEL TITLED 'TEACHER'S SURPRISE' by Ayanna88.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,916 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Babies can teach a lot of lessons by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Harry turns into a baby after an accident in Potions and Snape is assigned to become his gaurdian. But can Snape take care of a baby? And especially a baby like Harry? Alternative Universe, written before the HBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
20 ways to make my Professor blush by yaoi-fied reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry decides he likes how Snape looks when he blushes and is determined to make it happen again. SLASH. HPSS. Tittle says it all. R&R [This a sexual story between teacher and student. If you can't handle it, don't read.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,072 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Collision Of Worlds reviews
Alice-Rose Cullen, part vampire and part witch, is going to Hogwarts. She meets some interesting characters and gets up to some wild and wacky things.This is a twilight/ harry potter cross over. Sequel to baby isabella
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012
Baby Isabella reviews
A young Isabella is found in the woods while the Cullens are hunting They decide to take her under their wing and care for her as though she's their own child. There are encounters with strange creatures and unwanted guests adventures to bizarre places with odd happenings around the corner Follow the Cullens and Isabella as you learn of what her life's like with a vampire family
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 20,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Bella - Complete