Author has written 2 stories for Drop Dead Fred, Bully, and Sims.
10th November 2013
Hey, so I leave you guys for 2 months, then suddenly I'm getting all these good reviews for my two very crap fanfics! WHAAAAT? Anyway, I just wanna say thanks, you guys are awesome :)
I'm still on wattpad, which is kinda boring, because no one talks to me on there. I only go on this website occasionally. I check my messages on here when I'm randomly feeling bored. So guess what? Today I felt bored.
Okay, let me get to the point. I can't promise I'm gonna write more 'fics or continue the ones that I've started, because I am very busy with everything right now, but I'll try. I'll try to try.
The problem with me is that I seem to have a FOREVER PERMANENT writer's block. I always feel uninspired by the previous stories that I've written, which is why I have never finished writing a single story in my entire life. Therefore, I'll never make it as a writer.
But, who knows? Maybe if that writer's block somehow goes away or if one day I'm feeling bored/random/creative and I start typing the shit that pops up into that demented cranium of mine (because let's face it, ALL my fanfics work that way), maybe then, I may continue them. But no promises.
So peace out, and merry fucking Christmas to you all in 44 days time! (It's my favourite holiday and it's not long now! asdfghjkl)
Love Meg In The Sky With Diamonds
PS: Apparently, I sound American when I type. Would you have guessed that I'm from Britain?
I don't need to explain it. You've all heard of it before, right? No? Okay, basically, you shuffle the songs on your ipod or mp3, and whatever song comes up in whatever order, that will make the soundtrack to your life. Okay?
Let's begin! (Warning, I have a pretty random music taste...)
Opening credits: Playing God - Paramore (Wow, um, pretty random...)
Waking up: Room On The 3rd Floor - McFly (I think this sort of works!)
First day of school: Therapy - All Time Low (This could not be more accurate...for me...)
Making new best friend: Slide - Jake Bugg (This is a love song?)
Falling in love: Loverboy - You Me At Six (Sort of, if I fall in love with a player?)
Breaking up: Brutal Love - Green Day (Not so sure)
Prom: Analogue - A-Ha (Not really a dancey song)
Graduation: Piano - Ariana Grande (Um?)
Life's okay: Knives and Pens - Black Veil Brides (That's the complete opposite!)
Driving: Thank You Girl - The Beatles (No)
Flashback: Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve (Perfect!)
Death of a close friend: Nach Dir Kommt Nichts - Tokio Hotel (No idea...)
Mental breakdown: Sunshine - Keane (Weird song to have a mental breakdown to)
Getting back together: You and Me - Jake Bugg (Kind of)
Birth of a child: Let Me Kiss You - Morrissey (Um no)
Wedding scene: Millenium - Robbie Williams (Why? Why did this song have to come up? Now people know that this song is my guilty pleasure...anyway, it really doesn't work!)
Car crash: I Need You - The Beatles (No)
Final battle: Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses (That would be EPIC!)
Funeral scene: Sweet About Me - Gabriella Cilmi (Not suitable for a funeral)
End credits: Friday I'm In Love - The Cure (I guess...)
I'm gonna do this with a favourite character from each of my favourite movies :)
1. R (Warm Bodies)
2. Marty McFly (Back To The Future)
3. Lydia Deetz (Beetlejuice)
4. Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice) (I couldn't resist, I had to have them both in there!)
5. Drop Dead Fred (Drop Dead Fred)
6. Tarrant Hightopp (Alice In Wonderland)
7. Edward Scissorhands (Edward Scissorhands)
8. Ginny Weasley (Harry Potter) (Yes, Ginny's my favourite character...deal with it!)
9. Barnabas Collins (Dark Shadows)
10. Robin De Noir (The Secret of Moonacre)
1. Have you ever read a one/four romance? Would you?
R and Beetlejuice? No, never read one. But strangely enough, I would actually read it. I mean, they're both dead, and it would be pretty funny to see what it's like.
2. What would be your reaction if six wanted to go out with ten?
I would be jealous. Jealous of Tarrant that he's dating Robin AND jealous of Robin that he's dating Tarrant. They're both amazing, what can I say?
3. What would be the description for an eight/Three fic?
"You don't know anything about my life, about what it's like to be different." Lydia frowned at her. Ginny picked up her wand. "Oh, but I think I do," she said. She picked up a feather at the same time and muttered the words, "wingardium leviosa". Lydia stared in disbelief. Maybe the two of them didn't have so many differences after all?
Crap summery, I'm so sorry!
4. What genre would you pick for a fic involving two,five, and nine?
Marty, Drop Dead Fred and Barnabas? Gotta be a comedy, maybe a bit of black humour.
5. If seven played a sport, what would it be?
Poor Edward Scissorhands, there isn't a lot he can do in sports. I think he should just stick with the hedge trimming, he's good at that.
6. Where would two and four go if they were dating?
Either back in time to an Elvis concert or in the model that Beetlejuice lives in, maybe to one of them strip clubs? Because that's not awkward on a first date at all!
7.Do you or anyone you know think six is hot?
Tarrant Hightopp IS hot. Gorgeous, beautiful, amazing and definetly HOT. I know some other people who thinks he's hot too, so there you have it!
9. What would be the warning on a ten/seven fic?
WARNING: MAY CONTAIN GORE AND VIOLENCE
10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until nine runs off to marry five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of one and settles into a happy relationship with three.
Beetlejuice is in a happy relationship with Barnabas, until Barnabas runs off to marry Drop Dead Fred. Beetlejuice is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Ginny until Ginny cheats on Beetlejuice with Marty. Beetlejuice finally takes the advice of R and settles into a happy relationship with Lydia.
Oh. My. Bellamy.
I don't even care, I AM gonna write this plot as a crapfic someday! Just...oh, the feels! THE FEELS, MAN!!!
I like the way it ends too, Beetlejuice and Lydia were really meant to be :)
Favourite movie quotes:
"*Say something human, say something human!* How are you? *Nailed it!*" R
"*Nice watch!*" R
"*God, we move slow. This could take a while!*" R
"*What's wrong with me? I just want to connect. Why can't I connect with people? Oh right, it's cause I'm dead*" R
"*Don't be creepy, don't be creepy, don't be creepy!*" R
"*That guy on the corner is definitely dead*" R
"Bitches, man!" M
"How did you die? How old are you? Because you could be 20-something, but you could also be a teenager, you know you have one of those faces?" Nora
Back To The Future:
"This is heavy..." Marty
"I'm your density!" George
"Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was even born!" Marty
"Hello? Helloooo? Anybody home?! Think, McFly!" Biff
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour...you're gonna see some serious shit" Doc Brown
"Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?" Marty
"Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here!" past Biff
"The expression is 'make like a tree and leave', you idiot!" future Biff
"Lou, give me a milk...*dramatic pause*...chocolate." George
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads." Doc Brown
"Great Scott!" Doc Brown
"What are you looking at, Butthead?" past Biff
"Who are you calling Butthead, Butthead?" future Biff
"If you guys ever have kids, and one of them, when he's eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug...go easy on him" Marty
"I had a horrible nightmare. I dreamed that I went... back in time. It was terrible." Marty
"Well, you're safe and sound now, back in good old 1955." Lorraine
"Hey McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here!" Biff
"No, no, the two of you turn out fine. It's your kids, Marty, something's gotta be done about your kids!" Doc Brown
"When I kiss you...it's like I'm kissing...my brother" Lorraine
"A little gasoline...blowtorch...no problem" Delia
"Delia hates it...*sees huge spider on a web*...I could live here" Lydia
"Go ahead, make my millennium!" Beetlejuice
"What are your qualifications?" Adam
"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?!" Beetlejuice
"Never trust the living!" Juno
"I'm here with you. I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane, and I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME!" Delia
"I, myself, am strange and unusual" Lydia
"I'm a ghost with the most, babe" Beetlejuice
"These aren't my rules, come to think of it, I don't have any rules" Beetlejuice
"I don't think we survived that crash..." dumb football player
"How did you guess?" Juno
"I'm not scared of sheets. Are you gross under there? Are you Night of The Living Dead under there? Like all bloody veins and pus?" Lydia
Drop Dead Fred:
"Well, why don't we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?" Fred
"Harpoon him through the head. That won't work, Fred." Lizzie
"Why not? How many times have you tried it?" Fred
"No, I don't remember Drop Dead Fred at all..." Polly
"It takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred!" Fred
"I can't believe we left the party so soon. There was so much wine to spit around the place!" Fred
"I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!" Lizzie
"You're great! She's not, she's always fighting with your dad, she's always calling you horrible things. Look, you've got to be what you want to be. And don't you ever be like her. Promise?" Fred
"Promise." Young Lizzie
"What a pile of shit!" Young Lizzie
"No panties! NO PANTIES!" Fred
"Oh no! Gladiolas!" Fred
"Oh no, Mickey Fartpants. Who ever let him grow up?" Fred
"Is it? It is! The mega-bitch! LET ME AT HER!" Fred
"I am a loner, a crazy, wide-eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the three headed mega beast, but on the way there, I caught cornflakes disease!" Fred
"Go away" Lizzie
"Go away? Why do you want me to go away? Fine! Say the magic words and I'll piss off!" Fred
"Piss off!" Lizzie
"Ha! I lied, those weren't the magic words!" Fred
"What did you say to me?" Polly
"She told you to piss off, what are you, deaf?" Fred
"I'm telling you the truth! Don't you believe me?" Natalie
"I believe you. Next time you see that Drop Dead Fred, you give him my love." Lizzie
"Just kiss me, and say Drop Dead Fred..." Fred
Alice In Wonderland:
"YOU'RE ALL LATE FOR TEA!" Thackery/March Hare
"If you're hiding her, you will lose your heads!" Stayne
"Already lost them!" Tarrant/Hatter
"Have I gone mad?" Tarrant
"I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret...all the best people are" Alice
"You used to be much...muchier. You've lost your muchness." Tarrant
"What is your name?" Stayne
"Um." Red Queen
"I believe your name has slipped the Queen's mind." Stayne
"Her name is Um, IDIOT!" Red Queen
"When the day comes I shall futterwacken... vigorously." Tarrant
"What happened to your clothes?" Red Queen
"I outgrew them. I've been growing an awful lot lately. I tower over everyone in Umbridge. They laugh at me. So I've come to you hoping you might understand what it's like." Alice
"My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court. Someone find her some clothes, use curtains if you must, but clothe this enormous girl!" Red Queen
"I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Count them, Alice. One, there are drinks that make you shrink. Two, there are foods that make you grow. Three, animals can talk. Four, cats can disappear. Five, there is a place called Underland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky." Alice
"You could stay" Tarrant
"What an idea. What a mad, crazy, wonderful idea... but I can't." Alice
"The Alice?" Chessur
"You have a regrettably large head! I would very much like to hat it!" Tarrant
"From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole I've been told where I must go and who I must be. I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice but this is my dream. I'll decide where it goes from here." Alice
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