Hi.

Welcome to my profile and glad you popped on by. Sorry there isn't a lot on here but i am in fact an extremely boring person.

I will apologise now for my lack of skills in spelling and grammer, never was good at it.

I try not to right romance, mainly being that a) i quite cynical about them, and b) i have no talent in them :) so any pairings in my fics will be second to the plot.

Favourite T.V shows

Merlin, Doctor Who, Grimm, Torchwood (before C.O.E grrrr), Once upon a time, Sherlock, Heroes, Only fools and horses, Almost Human etc

Favourite films.

Avengers, Iron Man, Lord of the Rings, DragonHeart, Pans Labyrinth, Star Wars, Batman Begins/Dark knight/Dark Knight Rises, Nightmare before christmas, any Pixar film etc

Favourite books.

Keys to the kingdom (Garth Nix), chronicles of ancient darkness (Michelle Paver), Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Rick Riordan) etc

Warnings

OCs

I am very, very picky about original charaters. Whilst I understand the need for them (the heroes and villians are not the only ones in the universe), I dispise OCs who are all powerful, are basically the main charaters or have a certain personality.

That being said, there are times where I have/will use OCs myself. These cases will be

1/ I need a villian and no cannon villians will do

2/ I need a charater to give an item/peice of information/warning/advise to the heroes/villians. They will only be there for a couple of chapters

3/ The OC is a catalyst. If they did not exist that charaters would just go about there everyday lives. In this case, unless they are being protected they will NOT go on the adventure.

Charaters I do not like

If there is a charater in canon I do not like, DO NOT expect them to show up often or have a leading role. I will not try to activily make fun of/bash these charaters (apart from in fics like A Guide to ... verse and the realities of Camelot verse. But thats part of the humour and if not meant in any negative way. In fact I like most of the charatersI make fun of in those) but sometimes it slips. In fact most of the time they will be left out entirly, or meantioned in passing.

Also some charaters I only dislike some of the times so their contribution bepends on my mood.

These charaters include:

Merlin:

Gwen (her personality has bugged me since mid season 1). Also how they treated her in the last two seasons was stupid. Not everything has to be an enchantment or curable guys

Agravaine (has there ever been a more annoying villian)

Lancelot (NOT ALWAYS!!!! Its just sometimes he seems to fishing perfect and it annoys me. Love him when he interacts with Merlin though :D)

Percy Jackson/Heroes of olympus:

Annabeth Case(Im in too minds about her. I found her rude and arrogent in the first few books. She seemed to think she was better than everyone. Even her mistakes are mostly shruged off and, whilst Percys are highlighted whilst his triumpths outside fighting [he is intelligent and got the myths down first at times] were treated like they were suprising. But then she got better by the last book. So dislike early Annabeth :D)

Zues (What a donkey. Enough said)

Jason Grace(This charater annoys me. No clue why. I think its the bragging. I fought and a defeated BLAH BLAH

Sherlock

Sally Donovon (She is meant to be professonal yet she treats the person who comes in FOR FREE and improves your case closing rate, no matter his personality flaws like scum TO HIS FACE.)

Anderson (Same as Sally) (Ok I like Series 3 Anderson. Philip was brill)

Molly Hooper (Im sorry put I can not stand this woman. She is not a good role model for women. She is obessed with Sherlock to the point that its unhealthy. I mean she lets him beat a corspe tat wasnt even a day old. Never mind that it might be claimed by his family. And while i get she has a type, she was abusive to her ex-fiance (STABBED HIM IN THE LEG FOR INTURPTING SHERLOCK!!!). Would not be surprised if he turns up in a alley somewhere)

Doctor Who

Rose Tyler(She was fake to me. Also I am firmly of the belife that she WAS NOT bad wolf but was pocessed by it. Other wise how would the Doctor be able to remove the votex from her.)

Clara Oswald (I found her arrogent and annoying. Although I blame the download (SPOILERS) Liked her for about half of the first ep of series 7/33)

Torchwood

Gwen Cooper (If anyone even though of pulling half the dung this woman did they would be fired and blacklisted. And she moons over other blokes while basically rubbing her realtionship in the faces of her more experiance teamates, teamates who are a million times more human than her as they fight to prevent others like Little Miss Cooper from feeling. And how the ham did she become Second in command. Its amazing they all survied between s1 and s2. At times I hated the other charaters for how they put up with her)

Now I know most of these are female and am going to say that I myself am a woman. my major issue with most of these is how they are written (as perfect mostly with any potenal flaws completly ignored by everyone.) and to me these characters are almost carbon copies of each other

Sorry Rants over :D