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Joined 07-01-12, id: 4098600, Profile Updated: 11-27-16
Author has written 3 stories for Hunger Games, and Skulduggery Pleasant series.

My name's Beefpie and i write stories. This account probably contains a lot of homosexuality so be warned. Mischief managed

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Love at first laugh by Jenicide24 reviews
Joker in Arkham Asylum, bored as usual, until he hears of a new intern... My version how Joker meets Harleen and manipulates her into Harley Quinn. More chapters coming soon.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,631 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
The Evolution of Fear by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Was Dr. Jonathan Crane born a villain? An Nolanverse origins story detailing Crane's life, including his childhood in Georgia, his journey from Gotham University professor to the head of Arkham Asylum, the creation of his fear toxin, and his eventual transformation into the fearsome Scarecrow.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,532 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 12/18/2012 - J. Crane
Of Perfume, Liquor, and Baby Bottles by Fluttering Phalanges reviews
Effie was always one who kept on schedule. Even when a mishap occurred, she always had a back up plan. But, when an unplanned event pulls both Effie and Haymitch down an unexpected road of many twists and turns, there is no back up plan to pull them out. *Completed*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 174,474 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 4/4/2012 - [Haymitch A., Effie T.] - Complete
Man's Best Friend by The Scarred Hound reviews
King Robert might not have been there for him, but at least his hound could be.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Joffrey B., Sandor C. - Complete
It is cold by Joffrey Baratheon lover reviews
After being tortured by Joffrey Sansa thinks that there is no hope for her. But Joffrey ends up showing a side to him that is not so sadistic as his usual self.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Sansa S., Joffrey B.
Heart of a Lion by Eternity sword reviews
Good Joffrey! Got your attention? Basically this is 'what if Robert had Joffrey fostered by Ned? The result is a somewhat decent Joffrey, who regards the Starks as his family, genuinely loves Sansa, is at odds with his mother who only wants (what she perceives as) what's best for him. Despite this, all hell breaks loose anyways. *Using tv show ages, to make story flow better.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 121 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Joffrey B., Sansa S., Robb S.
What's Going On by Sansa-Stark7 reviews
Sansa was infatuated with him. Joffrey thought she was beautiful that's all... or was it more. Things seem to be just like a fairy tale for Sansa until Joffreys true colors show. Can love be possible despite all this madness. Will be more interaction with the main characters after chapter 1. This is my first fanfiction ever. Sorry if there are any mistakes. Review please. :)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Sansa S., Joffrey B.
Hearteater by SilentWriter987 reviews
Joffrey accidentally cuts his hand with his sword.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Sansa S., Joffrey B. - Complete
Sliding Doors by bexr91 reviews
What would happen if jackson had made it onto the Monorail at Miami airport before the doors shut? Doors open and doors close... What will it be for Jackson and Lisa? *Alternate Ending* Will be M later on.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Jack R., Lisa R.
Apple's FanFic Emporium! by AppleCrumblePerson reviews
Welcome to APPLE'S FANFIC EMPORIUM! You want Fletchyrie? WE GOT YO' FLETCHYRIE! You want your slash couples? WE GOT YO' SLASH COUPLES! You want some humor? WE'LL TRY OUR BEST! Everything you ever need in a good FanFic you can guarantee we got it (we cannot guarantee that there will be Valduggery...sorry.) Used to be called Random Stories About Vampires and Lollipops. R&R!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,743 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012
Guy and Meg: Smile Through the Pain by Aviatress reviews
To say that Guy of Gisborne was completely distraught would be an understatement. He was in Hell. He was also in Sheriff Isabella's dungeons...alone. Well, at least he was, until a very opinionated girl was thrown in the neighbouring cell... Guy/Meg Pairing
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Guy of Gisborne, Isabella
Tastes Like The Sun by FallingFree10 reviews
Valguine. Valkyrie's confused over her love for a certain Texan with murderous tendencies. Now been turned into a story, in which Valkyrie is kidnapped and locked in the same cell as that very Texan while she waits for her Skeleton Detective to arrive. Crack pairings for the win :D There may be moments where I've changed tense or person #1st person, 2nd person#... Sorry about that.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,438 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., B-R. Sanguine
The Up-bringing by Miss-River-Blaze reviews
Valkyrie Cain's little sister is not to little any more, now 15 Alice still does not know she has magic at her fingertips,but as she gets caught by the not so good side, will that effect the magic she does? Not POV of Skulduggery Pleasant
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,193 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012
Just Another Day by Aviatress reviews
Just another fight. Just another thing out of the complete ordinary. ...Ish... One shot and more of the action genre.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., B-R. Sanguine - Complete
The Haunting of Tanith Low by thedastardlysonya42 reviews
When Tanith Low and Valkyrie Cain head off to London to round up the once again escaped Vaurien Scapegrace, they are shocked to learn that he may not be a failed killer after all. And all they have to go on are his insane claims and a moody ghost.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Tanith L., V. Scapegrace
Devour by theleague-ofshadows reviews
There was something animalistic. Something visceral about the way his hands held her body as if it was glass and of the way she tore at his skin in such agile motions. It was need. Simply and plainly. A need long overdue. Bane/Talia
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bane, Miranda T./Talia al Ghul - Complete
The Chase by Chrome-Explorer reviews
Set five years after 'Such a thing'. Talia has gone out into the world in search of Bane. But who will find her first? Rated T for naughty language.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Bane, Miranda T./Talia al Ghul
This Can't Be True by ShegoRulz reviews
A prequel of sorts to my other story, 'Dear Thrasher'. He doesn't believe it. How can he believe it? Yet the body in front of him tells him all he needs to know. His minion is gone. One-sided Thrashgrace, rated T. Can be read in any order. Hope you enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012 - V. Scapegrace
Dear Thrasher by ShegoRulz reviews
After a terrible incident, there's not much else Scapegrace can do except write Thrasher a letter. Rated T for swearing and insanity.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - V. Scapegrace, Clarabelle - Complete
Such a thing by Chrome-Explorer reviews
Bane's excommunication
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Bane, Miranda T./Talia al Ghul
The Mouse and the Spider by I'm Over There reviews
Jim Moriarty gets bored. Molly Hooper gets lonely. They're just two planets revolving around the brilliant sun that is Sherlock Holmes, drawn in by his gravity. And his light. But everybody needs distractions...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 40 - Words: 236,244 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
We've No Morals Here by Abluvion reviews
Sansa Stark fears only the worst after her fathers beheading, and her situation only gets worse as Joffrey seeks pleasure from her torment. Sansa Stark/Joffrey Baratheon
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sansa S., Joffrey B. - Complete
Undying Devotion by Kribu reviews
A moment in the life of Scapegrace and Thrasher. Or, well, to put it clearly, this is Thrashgrace. Crackfic. 6 x 100 word drabbles. I'm not entirely certain about the rating - there is nothing explicit, but sexual situations implied, so reader beware.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/31/2011 - V. Scapegrace, Thrasher/Gerald - Complete
No love at first sight by illuminazione reviews
A Sasha/Tamara love story before 2012. Just my thought to how they met and how they came to love each other. Now also contains their dying moments.
2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Sasha, Tamara
Don't Let Go by Damariscottaa reviews
It's been one month since everyone has boarded the ark. They are headed towards the Cape of Good Hope in order to find a new home. Tamara and Sasha are both still alive, searching for one another in two totally different parts of the world. Sasha/Tamara
2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Sasha, Tamara
Warmth of Heart by AirdnaXM reviews
Lucius/Narcissa. Post OoTP. Narcissa visits Lucius in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Lucius M., Harry P.
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Thrashgrace- My Zombie King reviews
This is a one shot based at the very begining of Mortal Coil. Vaurien scapegrace...fed up with his sort of life? finds comfort in the most unlikely of people- Rated K for one use of baddish language?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Thrasher/Gerald, V. Scapegrace
The Killer Supreme reviews
Vaurien Scapegrace screwed up…Big time… his first kill was a complete accident that may, or may not cost him his life. With fear plaguing his mind and a new breed of evil rising from the shadows…will the 'good guys' seriously risk their lives to help this idiot? Or will they let him die- taking one of earths biggest secretes with him…
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,873 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Tanith L., V. Scapegrace - Complete
The hunger Games The Careers story reviews
This is the story Following Glimmer, Cato, Mavel and clove in the 74th anual hunger games. I love the careers and hope that as you read this it will not only show you what i feel their really like but exactley what they feel like. It broke my heart reading the hunger games triology and i hope what i've written does bring it to justice. Please comment and tell me what you thought.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,177 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Glimmer, Cato - Complete