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Joined 07-01-12, id: 4098890, Profile Updated: 02-21-13
Author has written 27 stories for Final Fantasy XII, and Teen Wolf.

I'm always woefully bad at writing any sort of about me/profile type thing! I'm 29 and live in the North of England with my boyfriend and our cat, who suffers from a serious case of the stupids! I work with young people, which means that most of my days at work are spent acting like I'm much more mature and serious than I really am!

I used to have a profile on FF.net quite a long time ago but took it down in a fit of peak and deleted all my stories [ I used to write Harry Potter fan fics, mostly Ron/Hermione stuff, but also had a Ginny/Sirius piece, the rough draft of which I've still got...only one I kept. Since I made this new account, I've been focusing on Final Fantasy XII stuff, although I might have another stab at some HP writing at some point in the future.

UPDATE - Nov. 2012

Soooo...something terrible has happened...I've discovered Teen Wolf! I'm really sorry to everyone who took the time to read my Final Fantasy 12 stuff; I know I've kind of abandoned it at the moment, but I do want to get back to it. It's just I've got all these Sterek thoughts in my head that need to go down on paper before my brain explodes!

Oh yeah, and I've changed my pen name as well to match my tumblr C: (the-misfortune-teller.tumblr.com) - feel free to hit me up on there and ask me questions if you want, but please be aware I do occasionally reblog nsfw porny type stuff!

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Gone Grey by Angels Fall Hardest reviews
There is no right or wrong, merely areas of logic and emotions blurred. Thortasha.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,394 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor
Blood Moon by WritingintheCandlelight reviews
Stiles hated this. He hated lying, he hated the secrecy and he was beginning to hate that he had to pretend he was fine when he felt like he was falling apart. Takes place just after Abomination. AU. Slow build. Slash. Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,879 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
Fire And Ice by SupernaturalGirlx reviews
From the beginning, Basch and Penelo have had feelings between them. They don't know quite what those feelings are, but as they try to figure it out, something happens that changes everything between them.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Basch, Penelo
Desert Bloom by lunaschild reviews
He never questioned his oath, until she crossed his path once again. She gave up adventuring, but agreed to help. Now the fates had something set in store for them both, but would he forsake his honor to go after the one thing he wanted most? A/U
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,506 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Basch, Penelo
Speechless by Penpenelo reviews
She laughs, airy, and it floats around them. Everything is silent and he wonders why they are so alone. He wonders how long they will be alone because he needs someone to interrupt them so that he doesn't do something he will regret.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Basch, Penelo - Complete
A Potential Future by jazzymegster reviews
The second time, she accidentally walked in on him in the bathroom on the ground floor. How accidental it had actually been, he'd never know.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Basch, Penelo - Complete
Beauty in the Breakdown by Rhianna-Aurora reviews
The night before Bahamut, Penelo thinks about her time spent with a certain knight. [BaschxPenelo] Spoilers for the whole game.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
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Boomboxes & Dictionaries reviews
[Sequel to You're Gonna Go Far, Kid] Derek turns up unannounced following the events of You're Gonna Go Far, Kid. Stiles might be a little more pleased about that than he's letting on. Things happen. Rating subject to change.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Derek H., Stiles
Porn Things reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 4 months) Derek demands to know what the "porn things" are that he wants to try; a few videos on RedTube and a rather embarrassing conversation later, he gets to try them. Derek certainly doesn't complain." [Established Sterek/Future Fic/Rimming/Oral Sex]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Apartment
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 5 years, 6 months) Derek isn't entirely happy when he moves back to Beacon Hills after college and gets an apartment with Scott and Isaac." [Established Sterek/Future Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Derek H., Stiles
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid reviews
Deucalion returns to Beacon Hills to try and exact his revenge on Derek. Stiles gets some revenge of his own instead. Post Season 3 - canon divergent. Rating is subject to change.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,116 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Big Things reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( various dates) Derek does things, huge important things, without asking him first and is then confused when he freaks out."[Established Sterek/Future Fic/5 1 things]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Costume Party reviews
At this point, Derek isn't sure why he ever trusts Stiles to behave himself properly in public. He's not going to complain all that much when he doesn't though. [established relationship/future fic/exhibitionism]
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Clutter reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 8 years) Stiles impulsively buys random crap that clutters up the house every time he goes, ostensibly, to meet Erica for coffee. Derek is convinced that Erica is goading Stiles into buying crap because she knows how much he hates it." [Established Sterek/Future Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
House reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 6.5 years) Moving in with Derek into the house he bought for them." [Established Sterek/Future Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Derek H. - Complete
Speeding Ticket reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt ") Derek just rolling his eyes and sighing when Stiles gets his third speeding ticket the third time he's allowed to drive the Camaro unsupervised. He tries to blame it on the music he was listening to at the time." [Established Sterek/Future Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Derek H., Stiles, Scott M., Sheriff Stilinski - Complete
Sleepy reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 2 months) Coming home to find Stiles curled up asleep in his bed, wrapped up in blankets and sucking his thumb, closely followed the look of dismay on Stiles' face when he finds out he's taken a photo on his cell phone of said thumb sucking incident." [Established Sterek/Future Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Get Dressed reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 10 years) It takes Derek forever to get dressed for anything. Telling Derek that all his clothes look the same will generally end up with Derek taking twice as long to get dressed." [Established Sterek/Future Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Stiles, Derek H.
Just Admit It reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 1 year) Derek won't admit that he signed up to Pottermore." [Established Sterek/Future Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Bad Day reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 3 years, 3 months) Stiles gets it when he has bad days and seems to know instinctively whether he needs to be left alone or if he needs to bury his face against Stiles' neck and cry. The bad days are getting further and further apart." [Established Sterek/Future Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Pancakes reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompts "( 2 years, 5 months) The pancakes with rashers of bacon cooked into them that Stiles makes when he stays at his apartment. / ( 2 years, 5 months) That Derek has finally admitted he likes pancakes." [Established Sterek/Future Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Notes reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 7 years) Derek has a habit of leaving little notes hidden in odd places around the house. Stiles likes to be reminded that Derek loves him when he opens his boxes of pop tarts." [Established Sterek/Future Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Oliver Joseph reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 15 years) Adopting their second child; a little boy who they name Oliver Joseph".[Established Sterek/Future Fic/Kid Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Callie reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 3 years) Derek holding Erica and Boyd's three week old daughter, Callie, like she's a bomb that's about to go off and not being able to pass her back quickly enough when her eyes flash bright blue." [Established Sterek/Future Fic/Kid Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Derek H., Stiles, Erica R., Boyd - Complete
Pickles reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 6 months) That Stiles still eats his pickles for him when they go to McDonalds."[Established Sterek/Future Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
(Not So) Lucky Charms reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 19 years, 4 months) Stiles still picks all of the marshmallow bits out of the Lucky Charms and leaves him to deal with the fallout of marshmallowless Lucky Charms over breakfast." [Established Sterek/Future Fic/Kid Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Remy Libena reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 12 years) Signing the adoption paperwork. They name their daughter Remy Libena Stilinski-Hale after Derek's grandmother and Stiles' mom respectively" [Established Sterek/Future Fic/Kid Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Cast reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompts "( 1.5 years) Watching Stiles and the rest of the pack graduate high school together and the party that Lydia throws afterwards, which is all good fun until Stiles falls out of a tree and breaks his arm". [Established Sterek/Future Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Pillow Fort reviews
[I'll Be With You Through The Dark Follow On Fic] Fic based on the prompt "( 17 years,10 months) Coming home from work to find that Derek has built a pillow and blanket fort behind the couch in the lounge for Remy and Oliver and is hiding in there with them." from the epilogue of I'll Be With You Through The Dark. [Established Sterek/Future Fic]
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
I'll Be With You Through The Dark reviews
Set post Season 2 finale. Stiles is having a rough time at home and finds himself going to Derek for help in Scott's absence. He doesn't expect for Derek to end up turning to him for support, leading to something more than just friendship between them. Slow, slow, fluffy slow build! *Likely to be canon divergent for s3*
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 150,378 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
I'll Tell You Stories of a Better Time, In a Place That We Once Knew reviews
Laura had gone to school that morning thinking the worst thing she was going to have to worry about was whether she get caught skipping History again only for it to turn out to be the worst day of her life. Following the events immediately after the Hale fire until Laura's return to Beacon Hills. *Laura-centric, but there's no character tag for Laura!*
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Derek H.
I Think I Might Have Frostbite reviews
Some sort of fluff/crack/IDEK thing. In which Derek definitely doesn't lend Stiles his jacket. [Established Sterek]
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Eat You Alive reviews
Just another piece of Balthier x Vaan! Little bit of dirty action in Archades. Set in-game, after Sochen.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Balthier, Vaan
What My Heart Wants reviews
Penelo is confused; she's falling for Basch but isn't sure he feels the same way. Will he return her affections or will her heart be broken? PeneloXBasch. Set during the game, from after Raithwall's tomb through to the end.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,341 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Penelo, Basch