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Author has written 63 stories for Harry Potter, Stargate: Atlantis, Alice, 2009, Heroes, Ring/Ringu, Glee, Star Trek: 2009, X-overs, Were the World Mine, Final, 2010, and Merlin.

About Me:

May 2014: Man I just realized that I haven't updated this in five years. To answer the few trickling reviews I still receive I am working to update everything. Don't get your hopes up because I only write when the mood strikes.

I'm 22years old and I'm a born procratinator I read more books than I watch TV. Beware that when you start my fics it may be weeks to months before I get out the next update, I write whenever the mood strikes me really. I am also a full time college student with nearly a full time workload.

Okay, I’m putting in a note here; I am working to revise all of my stories, especially the multi-chapter ones but bear in mind I am a full time college student working nearly full time as well so please bear with me. To answer a review it is easier for me to put up new one shots because I have dozens of those nearly all written in my head. I am not dead just really busy or really tired.


Fav shows
-Inuyasha

-Lost World

-CSI

-Stargate:SG1

-Stargate: Atlantis

-Haven

-Once upon a time

-Leverage


Fav books
-Ella Enchanted

-Violet Eyes

-Silver Eyes

-Harry Potter

-Earth's Children Series


Fav Ships

-Harry/Hermione

Harry/ Hermione/ Ron

Harry/Remus.

-Draco/Ginny- .

- Sirius/Remus-

-Ginny/ Tom Riddle

-Kagome/Inuyasha-

-Kikyo/ Sheshomeru-


Disliked yet tolerated Ships

-Harry/Ginny

-Ron/Hermione.

Fav. Quotes:

-From Stories

"I feel short,"... "I mean really short! How tall are those doors? Eight, twelve feet? Is everything here gigantic? Maybe I should carry around a ladder with me so I can reach the top of the tables. Or is there some sort of drink that you eat...I mean drink...or was it the cake that you drank...I mean ate...I like mushrooms..."-Harry from 'Lesser of Two Evils:Year one'

"I'm sure all of the pointing and whispering will blow over in a few days. A few weeks at the outside. People have the attention span of hyperactive nifflers."Draco from 'The Lesser of Two Evils:Year One'

'It was mutually decided among the Gryffindors and the Slytherins that an inter-house truce was in order, as long as Neville Longbottom swore to never say anything as inherently sappy and sentimental as that again.' from 'The Lesser Of Two Evils:Year one'

'Harry's first flying lesson was an exercise in follies. He felt like he was in an evil episode of the Three Stooges. The only thing that went right was the part where his broom came obediently to his hand when he commanded it to.' from 'The Lesser of Two Evils:Year One'

'At the girls' dormitories, they turned Pansy Parkinson into a Howler monkey. It just seemed more appropriate. At Ate's discretion, they also dressed her in a garish hot pink tutu and a lacy orange bonnet. Ares insisted on purple clogs. Odin questioned his masculinity. Ares sulked.' from 'The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One'

'Hanuman-the Hindu god of monkeys' from 'The Lesser of Two Evils:Year One'

'SNAPE: So there were two wands, a rubber mouse, a fuzzy bear slipper, a dragon figurine, a chimpanzee, and a howler monkey?

HERMIONE: Yes, Professor, and they were running through the motions of the play at approximately one a.m. last night.

SIRIUS: And Harry was asleep during all of this?

DRACO: Yes. Frankly, I'm fairly certain that he could have slept through a stampede of hippogriffs.

REMUS: That sounds like something Lily would have done... How tired were you this morning? (said to Harry)

HARRY: I only came to breakfast because Draco promised there would be monkeys with clogs on.

SNAPE: I think Remus was hoping for something more quantifiable, Harry.

HARRY:...

SNAPE: Something which would provide a more accurate estimate as to your state of health.

HARRY:...

DRACO: Allow me to translate, professor. (to Harry) If you were a grapefruit, am I wearing a raincoat?

HARRY: Oh. I'm really, really sleepy...I liked watching the monkeys...

DUMBLEDORE: Well, I think it would be best if we let Harry get some rest then. I don't think any punishment will be necessary. After all, what the gods decide to do is really out of mortal hands, but I would appreciate it if you would talk to them about restraining themselves Harry. –Harry nodded tiredly.- Now, Lemon drops anyone?' from 'The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One'

'Ron still couldn’t understand Harry’s abilities until approximately five days, three hours, forty two minutes and twenty eight seconds later when:

“Harry, are you a summoner?”

“Yes, Ron.” (Sound of head hitting large, solid object. Possibly a wall.)

“Did that hurt?”

"Why don’t you try it and see?” (Sound of head hitting large, solid object. Possibly a wall.)

“Are you always this literal?”' Harry and Ron from 'The Lesser of Two Evils:Year One'

'The boys shared a look that said everything. Basically: My last will and testament left a mint as the sole heir. Fix it for me, will you? -- It looses something in the translation.' Harry and Draco's thoughts from 'The Lesser of Two Evils :Year One'

'Sirius Black as a man was God’s gift to women. As a woman, he made men want to consider becoming monks' from 'The Lesser of Two Evils:Year One'

'Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff were temporarily blad, oiled, and Slytherin colored' From 'The Lesser of Two Evils:Year One'

"My squeek toy wants to take over the world"-Harry Potter from 'The Lesser of Two Evils:Year One'

“I resent the implication that I’m insane, Demitri.” Ate blinked. “Harry, books don’t need names. They have titles.” “Sorry. I resent the implication that I’m insane, Lord Demitri.” Harry and Ate from'The Lesser of Two Evils:Year Two'

'His eyes went wider than Vernon Dursley'- from 'The Lesser of Two Evils:Year Two'

"Harry... I don't mean to pry but... why are you PURPLE?"- Sirius Black from 'The Lesser of Two Evils:Year Two' (Yeah I know I'm putting a lot quotes from those stories in but I can't help it.)

"I’m going to treasure that moment forever: The day my father threw a man through a window." Draco from 'The Lesser of Two Evils: Year Two'

“I’m afraid he’s still upset over the radioactive cheese wheel.” Draco from 'The Lesser of Two Evils:Year Two'

'Despite the werewolf's best efforts, it seemed that both Sirius and Harry were doomed to be insufferably slow at getting anywhere. -Best efforts here means that Remus placed three vials of pepper-up potion in Sirius's coffee and placed fireworks in Harry's back pants pockets that would activate if he dilly-dallied. This had the interesting effect of making Sirius proclaim himself Emperor of Coffee Mug and Lord of Fuzzy Socks while Harry tried desperately to extinguish his butt. It did not, however, speed up their departure.' from 'The Lesser of Two Evils: Year Two'

'“They adopted English names when they came here. It was just another part of the plot. Originally they were called Rafiki, Hugara, Gilvanist, and The Amazing Hupta Brothers.'

“But if there were brothers, then there were more than four founders...”

“Not really. Salazar Slytherin had multiple personalities. One was called Bob.”' Draco from 'The Lesser of Two Evils: Year Two'"You must explore your inner map"... "I know mine well enough... it says:here be werewolves" Sirius Black and Remus Lupin from 'The Speculum Curse'

'The-Boy-Who-Lived-And-Then-Defeated-Voldermort-And-Has-More-effing-Hyphens-Than-Anyony-I-Know' Sirius from 'theboywholived'

'I curl up and refuse to speak
Close my eyes- prepare to die.
Burrow in the hole I dug
The walls too high to climb.

They reach a hand to lift me out
I bite it, dig my teeth in deep.
And left I am to cry- to die!
I rot, but I refuse to weep.

They watch me sadly from the top-
Peer down to face the wild beast.
So wild- I’m savage, on display
Go away- please, I want to sleep!

A gecko in a glass bottle- A rodent in a trap.
A lion, held by poachers-
A dying, poisoned, rat.' poem from chapter five of 'Never Cry'

“You will now tell me why there was still a button marked ‘Explode’ on my blender,” Danger from 'Living without Danger'

‘Oh! Note to self: need to open eyes before trying to see next time, could be useful and spare me another almost heart attack. Oh well… .' Harry from 'Unexpected Events'

'Severus seemed to relinquish the role of alpha and slide into what might almost be construed as subservient behavior—if you squinted.' from 'crumbling pedestal'

'“Congratulations,” Aries said with an amused sneer. “Here are your souvenirs from the time you made the tension actually thick enough to cut with a knife.”' Harry from 'Time For Me'

“I’m taking Harry out for a while. Don’t even try to stop me. You may have a wand, but I have a cast-iron skillet." Petunia Dursley from 'An Aunt's Love'

"Severus apparently told Dumbledore that he believes I'm working for me. I spent my free period explaining to Albus Dumbledore what all had happened in class and why you were without your wand afterwards." Tom Riddle from 'Abandon'

“I wasn't aware it was possible to blow up the Confusion Concoction, Oh well. Must not have been trying hard enough.” Harry from 'Abandon'

“I didn’t think you liked Freddie Mercury anymore.” “I don’t. But that doesn’t mean I can’t steal his phrase. Besides, I do own his face on my shirt, now.”Sirius and Remuns from'Crazy Little Thing Called Love'

“Look, either help me or shut up and let me permanently damage myself.” Sirius from'The Cupboard'

“Well, I think I should be the one forgiving you since you were the one who went all ninja-kissy on me and snogging me unawares.” Sirius from'The Cupboard'

'Damn it all, this wasn’t a time for sleep. This was a time to act like little giggly school girls' James's thought from 'Frustration'

“Like I want to be a girl? I’ve literally gone where no man has gone before!” Harry from 'The Accident'

'“Look, James, Sirius and I are in a bit of a pickle. Could you help us?”

“What do you need help with?”

“Well, for starters, the strange man staring at my rear.”

“I thought you liked it when Sirius did that.”

“I do. But I do not like it when fifty-stone men who may or may not be named ‘Bubba’ do it.”' James and Remus from 'Thin Blue Line'

'"You must uphold the Snape family honor, comport yourself always with the utmost dignity, and try your level best to dislodge the giant potions text which has been rammed up your father’s ar...from"And The Truth Shall Cage You"

'“Do I really have to rewrite this?”

“Unless you want to hand it in with ‘COMMA, YOU Bstrd!’ written all over it… yes,”' Sirius and Remus from 'Lacking in Commas'

"Hello my name is Harry Potter, sir, and I came here by clapping my hands" Harry Potter from 'Harry Potter Heir to the hogwarts founders'

'After waking up soaked in milk amid shouting, screaming, and possible murder, and then finding his dorm mates equally soaked, blaming each other and attempting said murder, Harry was willing to bet his Firebolt, Hedwig and his entire collection of Weasley jumpers that the day was only going to get weirder. 'from 'Deaths Manager'

'Harry, you really need to calm down. I'm redirecting your emotions the best I can but you're about to explode. The rat is dead. Calm down. (mione)

Yeah mate, I've drained off enough energy to fill four power stones and you're aura's still vibrating and pulsing. The shield and filters won't hold up if you get any more riled up.

Ok. The rat's dead. He's dead and he's blue and scaley. The rat's dead, we stuck his head up his butt almost literally. The rat's dead and so is Moldyfart. Think happy thoughts. Aunt Marge as a balloon, no more Dursleys, my parents are alive, Snape in drag –ooo bad image! Alright I'm good.

Thank Merlin.' from ' Deceptive Rewards'

'Lily gave him a look that by all accounts on Peter's strength of will, should have killed him.' from ' All Kidding Aside'

"Very difficult indeed! Hmm, plenty of courage, no doubt about that! Extremely cunning and sly and will go to any end to get done what is needed. Most definitely not Hufflepuff material. I do believe you would kill and eat them. Extremely intelligent! Hmm, I would sorely love to put you in either Gryffindor or Slytherin, but I believe you do not have the patients to deal with people who will want to pry into your life. The only problem is that Ravenclaw will want to study you as though you are a wild animal, which by all means you are,Well, it had better be GRYFFINDOR!" the SortingHat from 'The Forgotten'

"Ah, boys! What can I do for you this glorious morning? Is something wrong? Harry, you didn't eat any of your house mates, did you," Dumbledore from 'The Forgotten'

“Kinky,I didn’t mean that. I meant to say, ‘good kink’. No. Idea. Good idea.” Draco from 'Pigtails'

“He forgot the shrivelfig and now all I can talk about is how incredibly shaggable he is, and Snape is asking me terrifying questions about you, and Dumbledore is useless and wants biscuits!” he whined as calmly as he could. “Fix. Everything.”Draco from 'Pigtails'

“So, You’re going to send us into a Terrifying Forest of Death in search of a plant that will make us confused, and then expect us to find our way back out alive, and then have me not kill you in a befuddled yet wrathful state of frenzy. Have we just met?” Draco from 'Pigtails'

"He said that you two shouldn't get married because you were too in love with each other and that anything that makes a person as deliriously happy as you two obviously were is usually a highly illegal and controlled substance." Ginny from 'Hermione's Grief'

'Remus spluttered. It was as if Sirius had asked why he couldn’t go down to breakfast in the Great Hall naked and wearing a purple bonnet – and he had asked that, in fifth year.' from 'If It Makes You Happy'

“But, the guy from the store thinks we are exploited children from Mozambique forced to disguise and buy alcohol for their masters” James from 'One birthday glory''

‘Harry Potter, Boy Hero, Reasonable Rates, Available for Weddings, Bar mitzvahs and Dark Lord Slaying’.a shirt from 'Sunset over Britain'

‘Who peed in Voldemort’s gene pool?’ a shirt from 'Sunset over Britain'

'I Broke Into The Department of Mysteries And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt!' a shirt from 'Sunset over Britain'

“Oh, Merlin! The last time I saw a look like that was the night before James, Sirius, Remus and Peter put a Fidelis charm on every bathroom in the school, then sold the locations to people for a galleon per bathroom,” McGonagol from 'Sunset over Britain'

The-boy-who-wouldn’t-bloody-die-and-had-to-get- turned-into-a-girl-rather-unwillingly-which-led-him-to-the-serious- consideration-towards-giving-himself-to-the-enemy-to-at-least-know- where-he-stood’ from 'PMS or how on Earth did Harry end with him?'

" I was in bed for three days with a hangover; the maid of honor woke up with an interesting tattoo where only her most intimate friends would ever see it and the best man came to in Morocco. I never did find out how that herd of llamas got into the astronomy tower though.” from 'Harry Potter and the New Day Dawning'

“But one more Scottish tune and Minerva will grab a claymore and invade England.”from 'Harry Potter and the New Day Dawning'

"like the time James had cast a spell wrongly and all the books in the Ancient History section had developed crushes on Remus. Remus had not spoken to James for three weeks after that incident." fromWhen Bad Spells Get Worse, And Then Better

"I don't know about valuable," answered Harry, "I mean after all, what ever he took fit inside the pocket of his coat."

"This is Hagrid you're talking about Harry," said Ron through a mouth full of eggs, "he could tuck a large goat in there and probably lose it." From Blind Faith

“ The war with Voldemort, or course. I’m sure you’ve heard of him. Tall fellow. Red eyes. You can’t miss him.” Heather Evans from 'Amulet of Time 4: There and Back Again'

“Prongs is paralytic, Wormtail was found doing unspeakable things to crabs, and we’re stuck on what seems to be a desert island. This must be your fault.” Remus from 'Lord of the guys'

“Hermione, you’ve sat classes with that lot. You know how stupid they are. Those pureblood fanatics are going to hold onto their bigotry until they are dragged, kicking and screaming, into the twentieth century.” He shrugged and smiled. “That being the case I’d rather we were doing the kicking and they were doing the screaming.” Harry from 'Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past'

“Not with the ‘great fake’ and ‘what’s that in the back of my head’ as predecessors,” George from 'Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past'

“Why would I want to remove it? That is my proof that I was ripped up one side and down the other by a phoenix. It isn’t often I get my intelligence insulted by an avian. This is going in my scrapbook, regardless of the quality of the handwriting, or should I say beak-writing?” the shopkeeper from 'Dark pheonix'

“The island prison of Azkaban wishes you a pleasant day,” the voice finished resolutely. “Please do not feed the dementors.” from 'dimension hopping for begginers'

Harry took a moment to fantasize Dumbledore in a striped jail suit, behind bars with a large boyfriend named Bubba'

from 'Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny

“I hope disillusionment works for air traffic radar” Harry grinned. “They will never understand a low-flying horse.” Harry from 'Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny

Grawp’s eyes glittered as the battle ignited. Hagrid was using a log to bash in the heads of werewolves, so he looked for something he could use. Not finding any logs handy, he picked up a struggling Death Eater by the legs and used him as a club. The Death Eater did not appreciate it, but he didn’t protest for very long.'from 'Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny

In the “Potions class” a total of 8 billion points were taken from Gryffindor, along with three Gryffindor souls when their points for the next hundred years ran out.' from Alternate Ending to Recnac Transfaerso

“The ladies and I are going shopping, while the gentlemen will be doing stuff that will require me to pick you up from the local police station…I already asked James.” Lily from 'Is Dumbledore Sane?'

'The rather outlandish prank plans of James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew, in particular the one involving a blue chicken, the one that cannot be discussed in a public forum or in front of anyone not aged between 12 and 37, and the one that left Lily glowing radioactive green for six weeks ' for"Harry's Sanity"

'Composing himself, he continued on his way to the owlery. But he would then be headed directly to the headmaster's office, to report that the very walls of Hogwarts had begun making fun of the Dark Lord.'from 'A better Man'

'“I think it was something along the lines of ‘Do not, under penalty of prolonged torture and a slow painful death, call me Sally the wonder snake!’ ' Rowena to Salazar in 'Training in the Past: Age of the Founders'

“Now the black switch is strictly for when you’re parking the bike in a muggle area, and don’t want to get ticketed or noticed. It’s a high level muggle repellant charm, just like the one that surrounds Hogwart’s grounds. Any muggle won’t see the bike with the switch activated, and if they get within two feet, they’ll suddenly have the overbearing urge to kiss the closest Bobby they can find. You can use it to get out of a ticket if you get pulled over as well, and I think watching the Bobby try to kiss himself would be rather fun” Sirius from 'Harry Potter and the Power of Time'

'Harry had found Defense Against the Dark Arts to be both frustrating and exciting at the same time. The mass amounts of curses, hexes, and jinks that did some of the weirdest things amazed the boy, and yet, even while there were a great many, it was impossible to tell when he would ever need to learn how to make someone grow an itchy third nipple on their forehead. That particular question was answered when Nick entered the room. The alchemist wasn't sure he liked the huge grin that spread on the boy's face.'from 'Living in Mortal Hell: The Story of Harry Potter '

“When my mother died I took the Black fortune and went a little crazy. I woke up one day with blue eyebrows, no body hair, wearing a tutu and clutching a deed of ownership. It turned out that in the middle of some drunken binge I’d bought and paid for my own quidditch team. So I named them ‘The Middlesex Marauders’, Prongs is the symbol and we are currently sitting smack bang in the middle of the league.” He smirked at Ron. “Let me guess, you are a whole reality away and the Canons still can’t win a game?” Sirius from "A New World"

“POTTER HAS GOTTEN INTO GRYFFINDOR TOWER! HE TURNED MY HAIR PINK AND TURNED COLIN INTO HIS ZOMBIE SLAVE! WE MUST DESTROY HIM BEFORE HE TURNS THE QUIDDICH TEAM INTO YO-YOS!” Ron from 'Harry Potter and the turn of the tides'

'leaving Remus terribly frustrated and wearing a wedding dress' from a dream in ' The ficlet that wouldn't end'

"Ron, my friend, must I remind of you of the incident last week involving Neville, those poor rabbits, a slightly withered mint plant, and apple fritters?" Harry from 'Subjected to Rumor' on Dragons Gate

'Severus didn’t quite know what was happening. Either the surrealism of the moment had driven away the hunger, thirst, and pain (both physical and mental), leaving him with a sharp clarity he hadn’t known in years…or the hunger, thirst, and physical and mental pain had driven him insane and he only thought that insanity was clarity. Both were distinct options at the moment.' From "Me, Myself and I"

"He was eight months along and Poppy had to tie him down to prevent him from going out to the battle field to find Kingsley. And his mood swings were something to remember. I can still recall the time he started to yell at a full-grown Hungarian Horntail. The dragon backed away first." Harry from 'Prove it'

'The two men and the wolf looked in astonishment as, with a loud cry, a small form ran between them and launched itself at the wolf’s neck in glee. “Uncle Moony! Uncle Moony! Can I have a ride, can I, please?” Shaun didn’t wait for an answer but swung one leg up and over the wolf, grabbing thick handfuls of fur to climb the beast until he was firmly settled on the huge wolf, both hands firmly snagged into the fur as he kicked both heels into the animals side yelling, “Go Uncle Moony, go!” The wolf looked back at the two men who were now laughing at it, and giving a wolf shrug started slinking around the room in resignation.' from 'Growing Up Snape'

'He surveyed the students before him for a short time and then said in a booming voice that echoed through the entire of the great hall, “Yo tengo un gato en mis pantalones!”' Dumbledore at the start of the term feast in 'Harry Potter and the Unexpected Arrival'

“I believe some…congratulations are in order for some recent revelations, but perhaps this could be moved to a more…private location?” he suggested delicately.

Which was Dumbledore-speak for, “Good job on coming out of the closet, now go find a bloody closet.” from 'Revelations'

“Here’s what happened. Ginny was complaining that I never do anything romantic for her, and then I began pointing out all the romantic things about a moonlit evening. She could never see past the fact that our hair was caked with a pungent green mud and we were no longer welcome in Essex County.” Harry from "You Did What!"

'It took nearly all of James willpower to not blurt out loud, ‘It’s The Mother reloaded!’' from "You Did What!"

'This was not oatmeal. This was confirmed with Remus and Sirius bursting out laughing. Peter merely looked mystified. Obviously, he had not been included in the joke.

“Padfoot…Moony…” he addressed Sirius and Remus, mouth still full of who- knows-what. Lily began to giggle. “What the hell is this?”

“You don’t wanna know, mate.” Sirius said.

“Ask Snape. We nicked it off of him.” Remus added.

“You see, the chunks were really hard to mash-

“And it kept yelling at us in Japanese-

“How it managed that, I’ll never know, seeing as how it didn’t have a face!”' from 'A Queer Valentines day'

'Ah Harry said sagely. Booty calls.' Harry to Tom from "Down With Dumbles"

"Founders of Hogwarts, they’re immortal and helping us out. Salazar and Godric are sleeping together and Helga and Rowena are madly, truly, deeply in love. Nagini and Fawkes are in cahoots though I don’t know how, Dobby’s on our side, Hogwarts has conscious and Severus is pregnant with his and Lucius’ love child.” Harry from "Down With Dumbles"

‘We’re sorry, the mind you are trying to reach is unavailable to you. Please try again so it can kick your arse.’Harry to Snape from 'Future Imperfect'

'For a little green tinted elf, she could be a strong black woman when she wanted to be.' from 'Harry Potter and the Other Azkaban Story'

'“What did I do to deserve this?” asked Voldemort turning to Wormtail for answers.

“Mass murder, attempted murder, extortion, gambling, petty theft, illegally changing your name, necrophilia, the clubbing of small baby seals, jaywalking, vandalism, and ripping those small tags off of mattresses,” said Wormtail dully.' from 'Darkness Unleashed'

'Snape shrugged. “Not nearly as shocking as finding an exact three-dimensional replica of Minerva’s buttocks pasted onto my mirror one morning. That was Weasley generation five, I believe.”

Voldemort turned to him and smirked. “And how did you know it was Minerva’s buttocks?”

“Generation three. Long story.” from 'Breaking Tradition'

'"You're the pirate and I'm the beautiful wench!" Neville burst out in a tremble.

Snape's eyes widened, and he sputtered out a cough, but he backed away without giving them detention.

"I think you scared him off," Ron whispered, "Good on you, Neville."' From 'Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret'

"It is kind of important, Bones," Jim said, rocking on his heels.

"Are you bleeding?"

"No."

"Are you hearing voices?"

"No."

"Then you can wait." McCoy turned back to Spock with finger extended and brain quickly gathering together every combination of green-blooded and pointy-eared insult that he could imagine.

"It's just I think I might be pregnant."

McCoy's brain crashed.' From Four Times Kirk Was't Embarassed

-Non story quotes

'If we must die--let it not be like hogs

Hunted and penned in an inglorious spot,

While round us bark the mad and hungry dogs,

Making their mock at our accursed lot.

If we must die--oh, let us nobly die,

So that our precious blood may not be shed

In vain; then even the monsters we defy

Shall be constrained to honor us though dead!

Oh, Kinsmen! We must meet the common foe;

Though far outnumbered, let us show us brave,

And for their thousand blows deal one deathblow!

What though before us lies the open grave?

Like men we'll face the murderous, cowardly pack,

Pressed to the wall, dying, but fighting back!' 'If We Must Die' by Claude McKay

"DO NOT APPROACH DRAGON, for he thinks you are crunchy and good with ketchup." -Anonymous

One SONG can spark a moment
One FLOWER can wake the dream
One TREE can start a forest
One BIRD can herald spring
One SMILE begins a friendship
One HANDCLASP lifts a soul
One STAR can guide a ship at sea
One WORD can frame the goal
One VOTE can change a nation
One SUNBEAM lights a room
One CANDLE wipes out darkness
One LAUGH will conquer gloom
One STEP must start each journey
One WORD must start a prayer
One HOPE will raise our spirits
One TOUCH can show you care
One VOICE can speak with wisdom
One HEART can know what is true
One LIFE can make a difference
.'-Author unknown

"To err is human, to really screw things up requires a computer" - Anonymous

‘EVER WONDER

where we are headed... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?’ from the profile of Nocturnal Princess

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?
)’ from the profile of Nocturna
Princess

'I disagree with all he says but I'll defend to death his right to say it.' by Voltaire

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

"I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that do not work" -- Thomas Edison

Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum - Srew you and the horse you rode in on. - Anonymous

'Smile in the face of adversity - and adversity will probably think you’re taking the piss and beat the crap out of you.' from the profile of 'Talkin’ of Normality '

'There are very few problems that can’t be resolved with an order ending with ‘or I’ll shoot’.'from the profile of 'Talkin’ of Normality

'History is the sum total of things that might have been avoided.' from the profile of 'Alaranth-88'

"If you love someone set them free. If they come home, set them on fire" -George Carlin

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."-Mark Twain

"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards."- Robert Heinlein

"Everything in this room, everything you see is eatable. Even I myself am eatable--except that is called cannabalism, children, and it is frowned upon in most societies."
- Johnny Depp (as Willy Wonka), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad." -- Norm Papernick

'Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less-advanced life-forms, and they'll call you crazy'. -- Messiah's Handbook: Reminders for the Advanced Soul

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -- Lily Tomlin

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
- Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)

' Why be disagreeable, when with a little effort you can be impossible?'--Douglas Woodruff

'Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop:

1. Get boxes of condoms and put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

4. Put some M&M's on lay-away.

5. Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' from the profile of 'Devonny Rose'

"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them nearly as much."Oscar Wilde

"I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them." -George Bush (doesn't it just make you all warm and fuzzy knowing this man runs our country)

"Life is Pain, anyone who says different is selling something." The Dread Pirate Roberts from 'The Princess Bride'

'War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.'- ananomous

"Let us all be thankful that nuclear war was avoided or we all would have been cremated equal." from the profile of 'Neo-Kitty'

'All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken:

The crownless again shall be king.' Bilbo on Aragorn, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. (Book)

"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and then let the world wonder how you did it" from the profile of 'Pirotess'

"Friends are those who bail you out of jail. BEST friends are those that are sitting next to you saying, 'Damn! That was fun!'"' from the profile of 'Sea Chelle

"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'" from the profile of ' Silver pup

"He's a couple all by himself!" from the profile of ' Silver pup

"Warning: Trespassers will be shot

Survivors will be shot again." from the profile of ' Silver pup

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." from the profile of ' Silver pup

"Lately, I've been thinkin' about whos in charge

'bout Who they Are

And are they looking down and laughing hard" From a song by Bare Naked Ladies

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoyingTrix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile

If you have ran striaght into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister

If you are a smart blonde, post this in your profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

'If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.'

'I can picture in my minds eye a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it-...'
-Jack Handy

'I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.'
- Scott Adams

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMT stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my 'kind.'

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

-Not Mine

Child Abuse

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack Mummy

I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day,

I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I LIVE IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY THAN MY NATIONALITY, so I MUST not care about my home country and be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(one word: ick.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.(no, but I can wish)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm QUIET when I don't know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I HAVE ASPERGER'S SYNDROME, so I MUST be unable to communicate.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm ICELANDIC, so I MUST wear a horned helmet.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.

Seriously, why can't we just learn to GET TO KNOW people before we judge, savvy?

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she won't give it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not sexy.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that b instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't put out just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to actually sleep in the same bed.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only, and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl who doesn't just want to be another pretty face.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. Never again.

To every girl that has faith that "Tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

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And if you can, add another line

Current Fave Quote

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

THREE things to ponder:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can
track a single cow born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the
state of
Washington?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. However, they are
unable to
locate 11 million illegal aliens
who are wandering around our country... Maybe we should give each
of
them a cow.

The Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't
we
just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and it has worked for
over
200 years, ...
and we're not using it anymore.

The Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery',
and 'Thou Shall Not Lie'
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a
hostile work environment .


I'm issueing a challenge-

Rules:

-Ron, Draco, Harry, and Hermione are forced to stay at the dursley's for some sort of school program. they can't use magic

-The dursley's must abuse Harry and make the others work.

-Hermione has to have been abused in the past and Harry has to know abnout it, she has to know about his abuse too

-neither of them can thimk anything is wrong with the way the dursleys act.

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Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

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Unconquered by magusta68 reviews
This story is AU. It starts with an alienated teams journey on a trail that leads from past failures and inner conflicts to eventual harmony and understanding.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,802 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D.
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 442,588 - Reviews: 4017 - Favs: 5,568 - Follows: 5,745 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will not be controlled. Dumbledore, Ron, Molly and Ginny bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,064 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Conflicted Emotions by ChiChiChico reviews
Harry moved to New York to escape nosy reporters. Head of his own computer company, he thinks he can finally escape his past life. Tony discovers a computer genius and wants him on his tech team. Harry would gladly join him if only Fury wasn't blackmailing him to join the Avengers. Harry's conflicted on following his heart, or following his mind. Slash, HP/TS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,190 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/8/2014
Once More To Get It Right by TintedInRose reviews
Blaine, a hopeless vampire pining away for his lost love is ready to give up on this life when fate throws him a second chance. Kurt is just the same lonely boy from Lima, Ohio- the only difference is that he has these strange dreams of a boy with curly hair, golden eyes and... fangs?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 477,538 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
We Are In This Together by JulieAnderson reviews
Kurt doesn't believe in soulmates anymore when everyone of his friends has one but he had waited too long. So what happens when a new boy enters the cafeteria and Kurt's chest starts to glow? Soulmates!AU badboy!Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.]
Death's Avenger by mathiasgranger reviews
Being the Master of Death was not just a ceremonial title. Harry soon learns of his new responsibilities, and where he can do the most good.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,576 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
A Lucky Man's Charm by StarGleekBelle reviews
Kurt dreaded turning of age, convinced that his soulmate would be someone he loathed. But when his birthday arrives and his soulmate is none other than international rockstar Blaine Anderson, his life takes a turn he never expected but always dreamed about. (Famous Warblers/Soulmate AU) (Klaine w/ a side of Huntbastian)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,009 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Friendship's Bond by BeCarefulWhoYouPretendToBe reviews
After an accident at the end of their fourth year Harry Ron and Hermione find their souls bound. A soul bond in the wizarding world is both dangerous and illegal. Will they be able to live their lives while still protecting their secret? Or will their greatest weakness become their most powerful strength. Set during fifth year. Just friendship no romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Waves Crashing Against the Shore by cloneserpents reviews
A spell meant to help find the horcruxes and stop Voldemort has terrible repercussions. Can Ron save his best friends from themselves? Dark horror. Major Character Deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Hulk by robert32514 reviews
After a selfless act during his first year, Harry will be transformed into a creature created through magic. Only one other will know how this young Wizard feels as Harry come to learn of betrayal and finding his second chance at a new life among true Heroes. A fugitive scientist will find him a son, and a lost Wizard will find the meaning of true Love. Homage to Witowsmp version.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,711 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Hulk/Bruce B.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,906 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 4,091 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hidden Past with Scorned Exs by Quinis reviews
Keller has Elizabeth but his plans don't stop there. He has a score to settle with Neal and the perfect leverage to use.
Crossover - Chuck & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,956 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Bryce L., Chuck B., Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Timothy McGee, Warrior by Jellohead95 reviews
Tony wasn't the first person to call Tim McGeek. Ziva wasn't the first female Tim met who could kill someone with anything. Did Gibbs really think that Tim had never killed anyone before? Granted all the people Tim killed were demons that wanted to rule the world.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,106 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Tim M., OC
The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Muggles by Georgana reviews
What happens when Dumbledore's Army ventures into a new world, one which contains the Avengers, Earth's Mightiest Heroes?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
More than I deserve by Falcons-Tears reviews
When Reid comes to work with his hair short, the team doesn't think much of it. When he stops with the random statistics, the team starts to worry. When Reid explodes when Derek calls him Pretty Boy, they realize something is really wrong with him. SLASH!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011 - S. Reid
Silence Is A Scary Sound by llamaswithbowties reviews
After an incident at school, Kurt Hummel has stopped speaking, and his father insists he move to Dalton Academy, a school that enforces it's zero tolerance no bullying policy. There Kurt meets Blaine, his new roommate, who soon becomes his confidant, his best friend, someone who he can trust. But is he ready to trust Blaine with his voice, and most importantly, his heart? [KLAINE]
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
To You I Belong by Anath Tsurugi reviews
The first time the Winter Soldier sees Captain America, he can't help but think 'mine', even though he has no idea why. (Bucky/Steve, spoilers for TWS)
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Bucky B., Steve R./Capt. America] - Complete
Aloha NCIS by Crawcolady reviews
When Tim comes to the end of his patience, he is given a way out by Director Vance. Electing to leave it all behind, he starts a new life away from everything he's ever known. Sometimes though, you fine home and family in the strangest of places. Crosses over with Hawaii 5-0.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,751 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Tim M., L. Vance
The Fear Game by hazelmom reviews
The team struggles to get McGee back. Full on whumpage madness.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,816 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M., Tony D.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7907 - Favs: 12,409 - Follows: 9,935 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter Changes His Future by Poseidonschild reviews
Harry goes back in time to make some changes to his future. With his guilt as his driving force, he calls together a small gathering of people to read through his experiences and shows a vulnerability he has never displayed before. Can his future change for the better or will he destroy everything that he once had?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Severus S.
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 6,319 - Follows: 7,844 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Glee-viously by Micro Magic
When Blaine and Kurt met, they fell in love with each other and never quite moved on when they broke up. In the end, their love brought them back together, and Blaine asked Kurt to marry him. He said that they were meant to find each other and fall in love over and over again in every lifetime. What if it was true? Who would you think they were in their previous lives?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,860 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] Rachel B., Finn H.
Belief by Taylor Hayes reviews
Kurt doesn't believe in God, and everyone seems unhappy with that. Until Brittany makes it clear what really matters.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
The Price of Failure by firstcatfish reviews
There is a bomb threat at the VA hospital and Murdock disappears, leaving the A-Team clueless as to his whereabouts and whether or not he is still alive.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,893 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Hannibal, Face, BA, Murdock - Complete
This Doesn't Feel Like Falling by Dark3Star reviews
When he fell from St. Bart's Sherlock knew he loved John Watson. John couldn't love him back (or so he thinks). Now that he's back from the dead things are back to normal... sort of. When a serial killer targets increasingly high profile gay couples Sherlock is on the case. With a, possibly ill-advised, plan Sherlock and John go undercover as a couple to uncover the truth.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,389 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Plan of Troubles by FringeDivision2008 reviews
She was Lexi instead of Audrey as far as The Guard was concerned. Their deal with Nathan void until Audrey's memories return and in that time Lexi, Nathan, Jennifer and Duke set out to find the origin of The Troubles and how to stop them at their roots. How long before The Guard realizes they were deceived from the very beginning? Spoilers for 3x04 and 3x05.
Haven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,406 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Audrey P., Nathan W., Duke C., Jennifer M. - Complete
Our Lives by adricbecauseadric reviews
Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Harry Potter share their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W.
Unspoken by Von reviews
Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
And They Lived Happily Ever After by dancingloki reviews
It's love at first sight when Sherlock meets the new forensic doctor replacing Anderson-but will he manage to net the mysterious John Watson, or will he inadvertently send him screaming?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,537 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Fairy Champions: Tale of Time by Zabyne reviews
The war is all but lost. Harry along with Hermione and Luna are the only real resistance left, but even they are forced to live in hiding. Hope however comes in the form of a request from the Fae Queen Lilith, giving the group the chance to turn the tides of the war before it even begins. Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" challenge. Grey Harry. Time-Travel. H/HG/LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,910 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
For The Night is Dark by Eternity sword reviews
Lousy title, I know. This is just a short little insight for the scene in The Climb, when Melisandre meets Arya and is kinda freaked out by her. No much, but hopefully interesting.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Arya S. - Complete
Rules for being around the Avengers by LostHawk reviews
Fury and Coulson were fed up with how the Avengers were acting and how people onboard the Hellicarrier were only making it worse. So they created, 'The Rules for being around the Avengers'
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson
The King's Time by chimingofthebells reviews
As Arthur lies on his deathbed, a visitor comes to him. Arthur has one last chance to set things right.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Two's Company by PirateTurtle4 reviews
It all started when Spock offered to keep him company during shore leave...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,349 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Quiet Please! by mattsloved1 reviews
John is used to noise and chaos. But sometimes the good doctor needs some quiet and he doesn't care if it's the Yarders he has to throw out of his home. A silly one shot intended to bring smiles. ;-)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Beast You Made of Me by tbymom reviews
Werewolf!Blaine- Kurt and Blaine meet at Sectionals and Blaine is immediately drawn to something in the auditorium. In which Blaine, Nick, Jeff, Wes, David, and Sebastian and their families are all a Pack of werewolves and Kurt is Blaine's mate.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,520 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Growing Up Dursley by raindancer08 reviews
What would change if instead of only seeing how much they hated magic, Petunia and Vernon raised Harry as their own? This is the story of Harry's childhood. Ideally, there will be a sequel chronicling Harry's Hogwart's years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P., Petunia D.
Until You Do (I'll Bring You Tea and Honey) by TheAvalonian reviews
Modern AU: Everyone keeps assuming that Merlin and Arthur are together, so as a joke, they start pretending it's true. And then, suddenly, it is. A story of giant teddy bears, meddling sisters, nonexistent homoerotic subtext (or is it?), and accidentally falling in love. Merlin x Arthur romance.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Sins of the Father (REDUX) by Windy Silvermist reviews
So did anyone else think this episode was the perfect time for a magic reveal? Because I did. Here's a story of how Arthur doesn't kill Uther and gets to keep his correct knowledge on magic. MAGIC REVEAL! (no duh I just said that). Also bromance, because that's my main diet when it comes to this show. AU in case you didn't pick up on that.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
flying (just far enough) from the sun by isawet reviews
After the events of the film, Steve follows Tony home instead of Bruce. Steve/Pepper/Tony, 20k.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,991 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Boys in the Tunnel by Ulura reviews
One day Lestrade discovers a small homeless boy named Sherlock, living down in the dark of the tunnels beneath London with his protector and friend, John. Slowly Lestrade learns of the sad life the two have lived so far and how they came to be alone in the world. And the three must band together not only to hide from the shadows of the past but the future as well.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,231 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Darkest Lake by WybiE'z KidNapPer reviews
He spent the years regretting that night... The night he lost something special to the lake. Ten years later and it's all going to happen again. Shaggy had never kept a secret so big in his life. It's a mystery that even Fred may not be able to solve.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,635 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Shaggy, Fred
Assumptions by timeywimeylady reviews
NEW CHAPTER ADDED It's over. She left, and it's not even Tony's fault this time. Steve helps him cope.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Spiders or Snakes? by ResidentBunburyist reviews
Heads in the fridge were not John's breaking point. Corrosive chemicals on his possessions, he could tolerate. But the tarantula is too much. So John the eternally unfettered is afraid of spiders? Interesting... (Of course, don't ask Sherlock to take the case with the asp in the ducts. Snakes, why did it have to be... oh, never mind, he doesn't get the reference anyway.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Underestimated by Elfprinzess reviews
He was often mistaken for someone ordinary and domestic. Everyone who did couldn't have been further from the truth even if they tried. Even Mycroft, who had access to his file didn't realise what John Watson was capable of. At least, not until that night - AU oneshot, set after 'The Reichenbach Fall'
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Adorable Mess by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Season 2. Kurt gets up and goes to school, but he really shouldn't be there at all, he looks like death warmed over. Really sweet, adorable, and slightly sharp-tongued death. What does this mean for Kurt? For Blaine? For Klaine? And for everyone else?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,749 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What They Don't Know by TazimLaufeyson reviews
What They don't know is that Tony Stark is not a man to cross and when Shield backs him into a corner they are going to learn this lesson well. Because Tony will do whatever it takes even if he has to call on his enemy Loki to do so. This will lead into Frostiron, it is a dark fic which is why I placed it under M. Enjoy and please review.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
John is a Secret BAMF by intrinsicness reviews
BBC Sherlock Kink Meme fill - "Basically I want a fic where John is like this nice but seemingly boring guy [...] In reality though his life is fascinating. One day some thing happens that makes the people around John realize this. Bonus if John got married to Sherlock and no one noticed." Also posted to AO3.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mrs Jamie Watson Holmes by Pretentious Procrastinator reviews
Fem!John and Johnlock. Sherlock is injured and the NSY team are baffled when a woman shows up claiming to be his wife... Pre-Study in Pink
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Guy Love by danang1970 reviews
Face hated Murdock when he first met him, but then he didn't hate him any more. This is a snippet of the in-between the movie didn't show.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2012 - T. Peck/Faceman, H.M. Murdock - Complete
They Say I Must Be Blind by Taylor Hayes reviews
AU oneshot. Pav never died, Kurt never sang Blackbird, Blaine never figured out how he felt about Kurt and now that he's at McKinley, he can't figure out why everyone is so interested in his nonexistent love life, when he'd rather spend time with his best friend than look for a boyfriend. Oblivious!Blaine, eventual Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Started With a Phone Call by Oh-Woffie reviews
-Oneshot- While working at the garage one afternoon, Kurt Hummel received a phone call from a very flustered young man by the name of Blaine Anderson.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Another Tomorrow by xCaellachx reviews
How many times will it take for Blaine to get it right, when he doesn't even know what to fix? Supernatural elements. Canon Klaine - sort of - A/U - sort of - Klaine Endgame - COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 167,708 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Escape by Lucillia reviews
Were the staff at the hospital really as gullible as they seemed?
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Murdock, Face - Complete
Tales from the 22 'Verse by Taylor Hayes reviews
A series of extra stories expanding on the 22 'verse fics. Kurt!centric, as usual. *wink*
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Kurt H.
The Happy Club by InisMona reviews
Harry Potter is fresh out of a war. Noah Puckerman is fresh out of juvie. Both are going to have to learn to cope with their changed circumstances, and in the process, learn trust and love.Slash, H/P.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,022 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Puck - Complete
A New Start AU by Sorshania reviews
Steve thinks he's adapted pretty darn well for a relic that can't age.
Crossover - Losers & Captain America - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/7/2012 - J. Jensen, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Secrets by keyrousse reviews
Delahoy visits Walsh in his diner with a secret to share. Angsty angst, one shot, vein struck, so be gentle with me. T because it may be triggery - bullets flew off-screen.
Unusuals - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/5/2012 - E. Delahoy, J. Walsh - Complete
Not Yet by Ancora-LeFay reviews
Modern/Reincarnation Oneshot. In his universtiy class, Arthur writes according to the assignment - "Memories". All of them. T just because.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Return by rukushaka reviews
In which Sherlock and John communicate sub-vocally and Lestrade is confused, or: Three blokes at a crime scene in Mayfair. Set post-Hiatus, no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Mirror Shows Not by purplehairedwonder reviews
The day Neal Caffrey walked into his apartment to find Chuck Bartowski sitting at his table, he knew he was in trouble.
Crossover - Chuck & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,185 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Bryce L., Neal C.
When I May Cease To Be by Schrodingers-Cat-Paradox reviews
It happened so quickly. One minute John and Sherlock sat in the back of a cab, hands inches away from touching, and the next minute the truck was slamming into them. Johnlock, One shot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,155 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Child of Destruction by Mother-of-Monsters reviews
Pain is not the only burden John Watson carries. Sherlock isn't helpful in that respect. After all, the all-knowing detective doesn't believe in monsters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,293 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Gas Pains My Ass by TexasTurtleFan reviews
What if the Warblers didn't give up on 'Animal' so quickly? Blaine is determined to help Kurt but maybe the soloist is biting off more than he can chew. Is he prepared for what he finds in search of other Sexy Show Choir Performance videos? Probably not.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,506 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
White Blank Page by Luci-Marlena reviews
"He would do anything to protect Arthur." - Merlin finds out about Gwen and Lance. Merthur if you squint.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Two Brothers and a Detective Inspector by StoneWingedAngel reviews
Greg Lestrade is being held to ransom in a cellar with Sherlock and his brother, who seems to like umbrellas an awful lot. Who'll arrive to save them first? Scotland Yard, the government, or John Watson?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2012 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Chasing Shadows by InkySpectacles reviews
Post-Reichenbach, NON-ANGSTY. Not much, at least. Moriarty tried to burn Sherlock's world; now he will know what it's like to burn. BAMF Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stupidly Loyal and Loyally Stupid by EosAella reviews
Because we all know it, if Arthur sentenced Merlin to death he would escape. He wouldn't stay because of some stupid sense of loyalty. Would he? A story written to mock.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
We Believe by Quicksliver reviews
Post-RBF. He writes one sentence, and while it's not enough, it starts something. A movement. Now finished!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,350 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A New World by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
Uther was never awoken from the troll's enchantment. He wakes up six years later to find Arthur in control and a very different Camelot. How many heart attacks will he have?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Uther - Complete
Scars that Bind by Egyptian Dreamer reviews
Alternate ending to season's two The Sins of the Father. Arthur is set on killing his father for all the wrongs that he has done but Merlin can't bring himself to lie, believing that Arthur deserves the truth. Killing the King isn't an option though.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Too Far by Emachinescat reviews
AU tag to 'Lamia'. Looking at the bloody, battered Merlin on the cold floor, with Lamia's green eyes focused hungrily upon the weary men, the knights realized that this time, they might have crossed the line. Enchanted or not, they have gone too far. 4x08
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,731 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
Once In A Lullaby by arainymonday reviews
On his way to Dalton to spy on the Warblers Kurt is transported to another world where all lost things end up. There he meets Blaine and gets a chance to find himself again. An AU Season 2 modern fantasy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 163,681 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
And Another Thing by AphraelFT reviews
AU from around SLS, several one-shots into life at Dalton, mostly Wevid hilarity with Klaine interspersed. Based on real situations from my school.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,353 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Wes, David
The House on the Hill by hazelmom reviews
A weapons bust goes very wrong.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
Realizations by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
John/Sherlock; how each character reacts when they find out. So far; Sherlock, Anderson, not!Anthea, Mycroft, Harry, John's mum, Molly, Lestrade, and 2 receptionists at the clinic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,785 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
In Which Poor Blaine Can't Even Enjoy His Coffee by Calendulam reviews
Kurt and Blaine are having coffee with an unwanted guest when Santana happens upon them at the Lima Bean. Kurt can't resist inviting her to join them, much to Blaine's discomfort.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 349 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Wish by mrscakeakajane reviews
A wish, leads to a very strange weekend, new friendships, and perhaps more. rating low for now, but it may go up, it depends on if the story runs away and does naughty things when i'm not looking.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,198 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Taste The Rainbow by Mischievous Gleek reviews
New Directions go to the movies and Puck has an outburst. Mentions Klaine and Brittana. Fluffy one-shot rated T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Chance Meetings by PrettyArbitrary reviews
John's not kitted out for a death match today, and Moran is only armed with a half-eaten almond horn.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2011 - John W., Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. When Arthur gets slipped a potion by yet another magical woman who got passed Camelot's castle lax security, Merlin quickly realizes that people in the castle believe he has much more sway over Arthur and his temper tantrums then he really does.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Thank Hell and High Water for Moriarty by TheDullYellowEye reviews
John muses on the advantages of having Moriarty around. SHJW slash if you put your goggles on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Pandora and TFLN Inspired Drabbles by Sevvy101 reviews
Each chapter is a different drabble, written with different couples in mind no matter how canon, fanon, or cracktastic they may be. Inspiration from the beautiful Pandora Radio Shuffle and TFLN. Feel free to request any couple.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,103 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Bloody Feather by Batsutousai reviews
Even heroes need a saviour, and when an unknown admirer starts sending Harry letters the summer before his sixth year, it's time for Harry to meet his. –SLASH, AU, OOC, anti-Dumbledore, pro-Hermione and Ron–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,113 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Severus S., N. Tonks
We're Gonna Tear Up The Town by specsO-O reviews
VampireKlaine. Thirty years after Blaine changed Kurt, and they've done so much. But Kurt isn't satisfied. And he never will be until he and his lover have shown the town that almost destroyed him the error of it's ways. Full warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,956 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Sting by xonthefloor reviews
Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 293,844 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
In Your Best Interests by Princess Angel Rose reviews
Merlin is finally caught with his magic, and Arthur can only think of one thing to do. Fortunately, Gwaine agrees.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Arthur, Gwaine - Complete
Gifted by julesmonster reviews
Vampires aren't real, everyone knows that. But if that's true, then why is Kurt suddenly allergic to sunlight and garlic? And why is he almost overwhelmed by the urge to bite Puck? Slash Puck/Kurt; Mild BDSM
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,720 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] Finn H., Burt H. - Complete
Harry Hightop by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 244 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
Feral by specsO-O reviews
This starts during Never Been Kissed. It has drama, romance, angst, humor, darkish themes and sexual content. Also, Blaine's a werewolf. Because that's how I roll.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,332 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Memorium by Aesop reviews
The use of memory altering spells is common in the HP books. Protecting their secrecy comes before everything else, and justifies any action. Or so they believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,424 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Amelia B. - Complete
Remembrance by WingedWolf121 reviews
Modern AU. Merlin/Arthur. Arthur is, honestly, just trying to write an essay. Not to find an enormous cavern in the depths of his college, or to investigate the legends of a "ghost" Gwaine swears is living down there...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Just a Game by Nixxx852 reviews
He was supposed to get Kurt to fall in love with him, then in a few months time he could break up with him and collect his winnings. It was just a game and nothing more. So, why did he suddenly find himself starting to fall for the other boy?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,720 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Living Lore by Silver Pard reviews
London dreams of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Forsaken by CyberWarlock reviews
A/U Burt doesnt accept Kurt being gay. Changes to the series result. Things go worse for Puck after baby-gate then they did in the show. Eventual Pummel slash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,294 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Exaggerations and Overreactions by Ultra-Geek reviews
Merlin and the Knights of the Round Table are led to believe that Arthur is dead. Merlin doesn't take it very well. BAMF!Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Quick! Get your zombie whistle! by Punk-Out reviews
Resident Evil? Zombie Land? Dawn of the Dead? Yeah, they all lied about zombie mythology. Jerks. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Defies Calculation by JENGEORGE reviews
Future Fic. At the wedding of Will Schuester, Kurt realizes that he doesn't know this Puck at all. But he thinks he'd like to.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,382 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Truth Revealed by ChrystalMart reviews
Finn is so confused he doesn't know what to think… then Britney says something to change everything he thinks he knew... turning to look at Puck and Kurt for answers...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Expectations of Approval by Star C. Waters reviews
-Spell checked 1&2- The war never happened, and the whole of the wizarding world is in a panic for a completely different reason ...At this time Percy Weasley is unsure, awkward and if not hated, not liked at all by his siblings. His parents expectations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,574 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Percy W., Oliver W.
Beneath the Surface by Ultra-Geek reviews
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if that woman happens to be the all powerful Lady of the Lake. And you've just shot her boyfriend with a crossbow.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Arthur, Freya - Complete
Come Back To McKinley by hpgleek713 reviews
My first ever fanfiction published. Karofsky shows up unexpectedly at Dalton. What happens? Read and find out. Hope you enjoy! :
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
In Loving Memory by TheNonDePlume reviews
Dumbledore didn't believe in Sirius's innocence. Sirius was sentenced to a fate worse than death, and in that moment Harry Potter swore his revenge. Dark/Independent/Gryffindor/Hp,Loyal/Dark/RW/HG/FW/GW,Funny/Loyal/Dobby Watch as Harry rises from the ash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P.
BookFace Stories by And-Your-Point-Is.542 reviews
The stories of the fabulous lives of Glee. Told using Facebook. Will not follow show. Klaine, Finchel, Wantana, Artney, Tike, Quam, St. Berry and more to come.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Puppet Master by Emerald1 reviews
What happened to Tim, and where is his team? Who can he trust when he has no memories to fall back on? Can Gibbs, Tony and the rest of the team figure out what has happened in time to save him? Not a death story. Set late in Season 5.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,980 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Tim M., T. Kort - Complete
Inside Jokes by Lenora reviews
Though Dalton Academy is safer, sometimes Kurt thinks that it would be easier back at McKinley than try and explain the insanity that was William McKinley High School.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
The Trouble with Normal by Cinnamon secrets reviews
It's time for the Enterprise's performance evaluation. Too bad that on this ship, 'normal' gets a whole new meaning. Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,999 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/26/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 151 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Untouchable by Feliciano Luigina Holmes reviews
This is what happens when you touch the untouchable. M to be on the safe side. Its kinda disturbing so reader beware... Oh it is slightly Purt/Puckurt/etc.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
See, I'm Smiling by indefenseof reviews
Filling a prompt from glee angst meme: One of the mechanics at Burt's shop has been molesting Kurt for months. Shortly after meeting Finn, he goes after him too. This is mostly about the fallout.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,413 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
The Right by Scarlet Letters reviews
A normal school assembly takes a turn for the worst when a few pictures bring up bad memories. Oneshot. WARNING: Possible triggers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Tuesday Morning by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sherlock dreads Tuesday morning. Also: brains.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Blurring Your Perspective by SlothKeeper reviews
AU. Four wizards, abandoned by their family, have cast away their names. They just want to have fun causing minor havoc. But with two sides of a war wanting them on their side, they can't go raiding Diagon Alley for fun anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,355 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
Look Away by RayShippouUchiha reviews
Or the five crew members who wished they didn't know the truth and the one who refused to look away from it. Warnings: Implied abuse, rape, Tarsus, and K/S *Set in Bedtime Stories Universe*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/1/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Safe Haven by niblettk reviews
Santana's parents find out about her and Brittany, but Brittany is on vacation and she goes to the only place she feels like she might be safe: Kurt's.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Santana L., Kurt H. - Complete
Loneliness by The-Ochraniacz reviews
The gleeks discover Kurt is missing during Glee and the jocks make a grave discovery
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
A Quiet Dinner by they'recomingtotakemeaway reviews
Morgan and Reid have a tendency of laughing at some very inappropriate times. When JJ and Emily badger them with questions they reveal some very interesting things about the men's relationship... Established Morgan/Reid. Short comedic One-Shot!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Vaguely Meddling by ansera reviews
They aren't doing anything wrong, they're simply protecting Arthur by making sure that this Merlin is worth it all. Honest. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Yo Hudson! by emo-geek-87 reviews
Puck has an interesting reaction to the whole basement conversation in Theatricality. Spoilers up to that episode.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Day of Silence by broadwaypants reviews
After Kurt explains to Mr. Schue that he will be participating in Day of Silence, Schue decides to get the whole club in on it. One chapter for each character, detailing what happened during their day and how it affected them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7961 - Favs: 14,466 - Follows: 6,265 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
There is help, there is hope by Loony4moony816 reviews
Finn Hudson used to be Superman. And he will be again, if he has anything to say about it. Response to a prompt on the glee angst meme about how Finn needed to do more to gain forgiveness. Finn/Kurt friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Would You? by The Telepathic Hawk reviews
Kurt Hummel is killed in a tragic accident and Puck, of all people, has the opportunity to change his fate. But, is he strong enough to do so when he can't even admit his love for Kurt? Established closeted relationship. Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,730 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Razor's Edge by colorguard28 reviews
Two teammates come together after Ziva stays in Israel. Now they must survive her return, their own demons and well-intentioned meddling by teammates. First in the Breathe universe. Voted 2010 NCIS Award winner for best Tony/McGee. NOT explicit.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 121,002 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Observations by jAnon reviews
First Officer Spock comments on life aboard the Enterprise and his service under Captain James T. Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 263 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
A Girl Like Jim by Dracophile reviews
After a problem involving pheromones and the transporter, Jim has been turned into a girl. How will he deal with his new body, a new outlook, and a certain monthly gift do you suppose? How will the rest of the crew? eventual Spock/Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,124 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Two Firsts for Spock by cymbalism reviews
Jim, it appears, defies all rules—social or natural, prescribed or implicit. Perhaps it should therefore not be a surprise that Jim is the only person at school to have befriended Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
My Own Interrupted Iowa by T'Pinto reviews
Jim invites Spock home for an old fashioned Christmas in Iowa and soon realizes that his feelings for his First Officer have grown much deeper than the mere friendship he was trying to foster.Fun and Romance ensue. First Time fic. Slash. Some NC-17 cont.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 260,453 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Where the Days are Hotter Than Hot by Loony4moony816 reviews
Kurt has a new hobby. In response to the "Kurt, belly-dancing" request over at LJ.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 9,540 - Follows: 4,179 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Last Family Christmas by Emerald1 reviews
An out of town interview gives Gibbs a glimpse of his newest agent he never expected; one he couldn't walk away from.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,549 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
put the fear of god in me, and that's a fact by deews reviews
Four times Leonard McCoy scared the crap out of someone, and the one time that Jim did it for him. // Jim never asks why all the science students flee when he enters the room. Light Kirk/McCoy. Rated for swearing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/26/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10099 - Favs: 12,195 - Follows: 5,045 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Rapture by Nyxelestia reviews
When an unknown man burns on the pyre for sorcerery, Merlin sees his last words give hope to a terrified people - including the Prince, who is flogged by the king for his kindness, and healed by his friends for the same exact reason. Torture, slash
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 4,857 - Follows: 877 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 470 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
The Light Brigade by Ravenfur reviews
Elements of Lt. Col. John Sheppard's past come to light when the Daedalus brings reinforcements to Atlantis. Harry Potter crossover, light McShep.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., John S. - Complete
Ginny's Trial by Paladeus reviews
Ginny is caught using amortentia on Hermione and Harry. During her trial, Harry is compelled to save her again in the only way the Wizengamot can be assured that she is fully under control. H/Hr/L, one-sided H/G, One-shot, no real naughties
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 129 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing Can Keep Us Apart by Polska reviews
Back then they were together, in the future they'll be together, and for the moment they're together—nature decides to take a different course and changes everything. ON HIATUS. being rewritten.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Fred, Daphne
Déguiser by Batsutousai reviews
When Dumbledore leaves Harry Potter on the doorstep of the Dursleys, the last thing he expected was for an unknown relative to disappear with the boy for ten years. Enter Thomas Potter, a man who intends to change the past, the present, and the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,923 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Harry P., Lucius M.
Good To The Last Drop by Lady FoxFire reviews
Harry has many chores to do on this day, including cooking dinner for the Dursley's family. And on this day a simply mistake will be made with devastating result and the all the fault belong to…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 118 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Veil of Shadows by vvc reviews
In the days after Sirius falls through the veil, Harry retreats into silence and watches as the scene repeats itself in his mind’s eye. He knows that if he can just understand what was said by those whispering voices, that he could rescue his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 160 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Correcting Time by AlysiaStorms reviews
Twins, One chosen one forgotten. Albus made a mistake that night and now the one he chose must go back to fix it or else Voldemort wins. He must save the true Savior...his brother Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,416 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Into the Woods by Greywolf Lupous reviews
But does anyone ever stop to consider that maybe I don't want to be kidnapped?"
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 336 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
31 Days in May by auberus11 reviews
A month of the Marauders at Hogwarts, one chapter per day. SiriusRemus preslash, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,938 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Taking life in your own hands by Star Polaris reviews
What happens when Harry decides to do things his way?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,236 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Light and Dark by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE AU after fifth year.Harry sees through Dumbledore and starts his war on both the Light and the Dark forces. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 220,039 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Survivor by atruwriter reviews
Waiting. He was always waiting. He'd already buried one best friend and now the other will follow. There was nothing he could do or say. There was no Harry without Hermione. Ron witnessed the beginning and now he must accept the end. HHr. 4parts Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,668 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A New Friend by rianess reviews
[Complete] AU. Non HBP Compliant. Sirius is rescued and goes to get Harry. Dumbledore's manipulations reach new heights. Harry finds the love of a new family. HHr, SSOC, SBRL. FLUFF! MPREG. Slash and Het but very mild, nonexplicit
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,290 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Atlantis Mermaid by Lirenel reviews
She first saw her beloved from a distance, as she floated upon a rolling wave.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Crimson Moon by SeulWolfe reviews
Harry and his friends have been thrown back in time a thousand years. They have choices to make to fullfill their destinies one day at a time. Harry has walked through the centuries alone until he crosses path with a beautiful creature of an ancient blood
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,726 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Change by Stealth Dragon reviews
Sam did not see a change in Rodney, at least not yet. JohnRodney friendship because I really like them, and crossover with SG1. Post whumping.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4154 - Favs: 5,788 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
But I'll be close behind by BlackEyedGirl reviews
Rodney can't always do the impossible, and he's getting a little tired of being asked. Also, he has a worse case scenario plan which has John worried. JohnRodney preslash. No real spoilers post Trinity.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,674 - Reviews: 6114 - Favs: 4,428 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Arguments by Valandar reviews
What's the REAL reason Hermione and Ron fight all the time? Let's find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Planning, Plotting, and Pranking by the-real-mo reviews
Marauders' seventh year. Feeling stifled by the presence of Lily, Sirius and Remus plan a Day Of Pranks. Problem is, James and Peter, as well as Lily, all have their own ideas! Eventual SBRL slash. FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,718 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I Know Snooping is Wrong by sxekat7188 reviews
Sirius writes of how he and Remus became SiriusandRemus, the couple we know and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Letters by Alexander Hunter reviews
Remus and Sirius send Lily and James a letter. SBRL slight slashy goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
But He's My Idiot by Maruaderette reviews
It's Remus and Sirius anniversary, and Sirius wants it to be special. Short, Fluffy, and Funny. Rated just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Six Hundred and Thirty Four by juxtaposed reviews
James really is a persistent and delusional kind of guy. JL. Hints of RS. Lots of crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Puppies in Heat by Lady Remus 1983 reviews
Remus and Sirius are constantly aroused and they have spent the last few days relieving this newly found sexual frustration. This is one of the ways they do it. No plot. This is simply pure sex! COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Indigo Autumn: A Novella by JayRain reviews
Hermione has never talked about her life before Hogwarts, or why she was so quick to turn her back on the Muggle world. But one night after 6th year she decides to tell Harry and Ron everything. Now AU, given book 7 info
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,765 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Eternal Sunshine of the Scourgified Mind by Solstice Muse reviews
The trio have defeated Voldemort but paid a devastating price.How can they cope without each other and without any magical memories?. This fic is now being gradually beta'd and chapters reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 177,085 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the power the Dark Lord knows not by poenix-child-mina reviews
Harry tired of the pain and misery decides that it´s time to leave the protection of privet drive. But as he´s leaving he gets the surprise of a lifetime.NOT SLASH!AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4861 - Favs: 6,409 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Comraderie by turbomagnus reviews
As long as they stand together, nothing can tear them apart.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
Drunk and Victorious by Ariande reviews
An end of the year party is disrupted. A drunken Harry achieveshis destiny and claims his reward. After he completely embarresses himself. Ignores HBP. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lionsnake Manor by Hopeakaarme reviews
The squickfic of all times!The LupinPotterSnapeMalfoyBlack sixsome is living happily in their Lionsnake Manor AKA Malfoy Manor. However, future is having some new plans for them. SLASH MPREG almost INCEST RLSBHPSSLMDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,245 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Consequences by marietsy2 reviews
Harry Potter was accused of Ron and Hermione's death and was sent to Azkaban. He was finally released after his innocence was proven. Tired of the betrayals and the hypocrisy of the Wizarding World, he decides to leave. Will he actually go through with it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,181 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 183 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Polar by Clannadlvr reviews
How does Ann’s life continue after the Empire State Building? A triple drabble Postfilm
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter & the Other Azkaban Story by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE! Azkaban Story. This is about how Harry was wrongly sent to Azkaban for killing Voldemort by corrupt Fudge. Now that he is out, how will he cope with the world again? How will his friends cope with a damaged Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,295 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Watching by Wyrmskyld reviews
Sirius is watching Remus, Remus is watching Sirius, James is watching them both, Lily is watching James, and Peter is watching the chessboard. Confused yet? I promise the story makes more sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,032 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A day in the life by Vilya0 reviews
Sirius tastes lycanthropy for a day...and is thankful it isn't for longer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Series of Important Talks by Gilded Muse reviews
The converstaions of Peter, James, Lily, Remus, and Sirius about love, poofs, and why teenage boys should never be left to work things out by themselves. Slash. SiriusRemus. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
PS I Love You by cofcgirl reviews
“Sirius, how many times do I have to tell you that you can’t sing ‘Rocky Raccoon’ at the wedding?” Remus said in exasperation. Really, it was no wonder it had been so difficult for James and Lily to agree to let Sirius do something besides his speech. C
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Holiday by Kilrez reviews
Parker goes on holiday, and for a very brief moment, Jarod relaxes. Then he unrelaxes, and starts running. Very fast... JMP, as always. finished
Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,215 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Complete
The Dangers of Miscommunication by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
It was then that Ron had a revelation about the relationship between his best friend and his younger sister. If only the revelation had taken the time to go through his reason filters, he might have saved himself some amount of awkwardness and ovaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Judgment of Gods by Fayr Warning reviews
It was the last betrayal and the one that hurt the most. But history is not set in stone and those that passed judgement can just as easily become the judged.(Set in the final days of the Second War)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Harry P.
The Music Of the Night by Lord Shinta reviews
" eh.. what would you know about the phantom of the opera anyway." A chasseur cat grin crossed Harry face as he stared down at the item in his hand." Believe me Ron I know more then you think, a lot more then you think."rnHis grin broadened at the mask
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,085 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
For the Love of a Child by srusse87 reviews
(Complete) Goku is dead and Chi Chi followed shortly after giving birth to Goten. Gohan has spent the last five years raising him on his own. I wanted to write about their lives. Yes, I made Gohan much more serious, but I think Goten more than makes up
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,435 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Gohan - Complete
Son of Sacrifice by Fayr Warning reviews
[one-shot]What if they had hidden Harry even from themselves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 160 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken Time by Blood-Foxs-Revenge reviews
Harry gains knowledge, but to chose the right path he must start over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,273 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the New Day Dawning by chubby redburn reviews
AU OOC (to varying degrees) Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Neville during their first year at Hogwarts. A variation on Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone. R&R if you wish. Skip over if you must. {completed}
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,843 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Ophiuchus by Shadowface reviews
Major AU! I've changed a lot! IT IS NOT CANON! Sirius is Harry's dad and died shortly after his birth. Lily was a Pureblood, and Harry was raised by Granny Black. Slytherin!Harry cause I love him DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,576 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Harry P., Harry P.
A Confederacy of Victims by JiM1 reviews
Harry Potter is preparing to leave Hogwarts. he has a few things to say first. Note: not for Dumbledore lovers. Good people have to take the consequences of their evil actions, too. "Sorry" isn't always enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Don't Ask Me by fuzzy purple people reviews
Kagome and Inuyasha, punk motercycle riders, meet when they race, but getting caught wasn't in the plan. Now the're both landed in a boarding school for ruler breakers...as roommates. inukag mirsan, who else? Read and Review!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,525 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 8/6/2003
No Time to Waste by TheRealXenocide reviews
A terrifying event shakes nerves and reveals truths, and thats only the beginning. M-M and L-G, with E-K, Larry-Parker, and Lanny-Melina. Epilog Four: Somebody goes after Matt. Then Christmas bring opportunity for one couple.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 195,530 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 8/27/2002 - Matt M., Miranda S.
Crumple Horned Snorkacks by Mimiko reviews
Harry gets a letter from Luna, with seemingly undeniable proof of the existence of the Crumple Horned Snorkack. Seemingly... Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Understanding: Truth is Hard by Golasgil Sindar reviews
Sometimes words are not enough. Can the Wizarding community handle the truth about what happened when Harry finally killed Tom Riddle and overcame his final curse? One shot post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Baby Boom! by Mariann's reviews
Remus and Sirius fall in love, grow up and fight Voldemort - will they succeed? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,934 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Ransom by dragongirlG reviews
[complete] Slight AU summer before OotP. All Jack wants is a hefty ransom for that spoilt Dudley Dursley. When he kidnaps another boy in the Dursley house along with Dudley, however, he gets a lot more than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,752 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/4/2004 - Published: 4/12/2003 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
3003 by gilthas reviews
COMPLETE! 1000 years after Harry Potter's death, he and his heroics have decended into legend, but when a group of magic users get carried away, only Harry Potter himself can stand against the newest resurrection of the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,564 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
When Time Stands Still by Jedi Sapphire reviews
The usual Harry-goes-back-in-time, but with minimal romance. My first fic, so please R&R. Constructive criticism is accepted but no flames, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,635 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Raven by Dizzy Wiz Bang reviews
[COMPLETE] Raven!Snape. Summer after Harry’s 5th year, Severus Snape gets turned into a raven and happens upon Harry Potter. This is their summer together. PG for language, no biggie. Written pre-HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,017 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 3/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3628 - Favs: 5,864 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The New Powers by pablo5280 reviews
After Being abused by his Family Harry dissapears and returns with great powers ready to fight against Voldemort to the end. HHr. RWLB. The Chapter 15 is R because sex between 2 characters. (chapters 1 to 13 edited and revised. FIC NOT FINISHED)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 181,347 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 4,405 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Letter To The Editor by Moxy reviews
Voldemort writes a letter to the editor of the Daily Prophet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2003
Harry Potter & That Darn Time Turner by Hermione Eveningfall reviews
Harry Potter cannot believe his luck when he recieves a phone call from Hermione Granger, asking him to come and spend the rest of the summer. Unfortunately Hermione has made an illegal time turner that goes haywire! rating change explained in a/n--ch.13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,969 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been? by fyre reviews
No one will ever accuse Severus Snape of being a Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Everyone's Free To Tickle Dragons by Indigo Ziona reviews
Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/26/2003
I Will Carry You by ShadowPassinThru reviews
Remus/Sirius. OOTP. Sirius cannot deal with being back in the place of his parents. The only person who really knows what went on in those walls must help him out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
In Muggle Fashion by Erfaciel reviews
The Marauders have gone to Lily’s house for part of their summer vacation, but they have come in shambles! What is a girl to do with four horribly dressed boys? Shop for them of course! Light Sirius/Remus, James/Liliy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Hollow life by Erixil reviews
Song fic-Hollow life by Korn. Ron always thought Harry's life was all glammer, but the start of the 5th year, changes that. ONE-SHOT Dark tone
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
What Rita Skeeter Knew by A Writer Blocked reviews
A little fictlet from Ron's POV. Probably the shortest thing I've ever written.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
One Magical Christmas by DarkHeart81 reviews
After finding out that Videl will more then likely spend Christmas alone Gohan invites her to spend the time with his family and friends. The holiday turns out to be much more exciting then anyone could have predicted.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,805 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Gohan, Videl
Acronyms by Razzabeth reviews
Short 'n sweet HP/DM. Hermione discovers a pattern in Harry and Draco's insults..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Animal Magnetism by SnoopyPez reviews
[Ficlet] "..Curses were flown, and people were transfigured into ironic choices of animal."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Ron W., Draco M.
Sometimes Lies Are Good by ihadanepiphany reviews
A truth potion ans Snapes potion class. Hmmm! A silly little fic to show why people dont speak their minds and what happens when they do
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2002
Can't Be Held Responsible by Amy Fortuna reviews
Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Slytherin Kama Sutra by Angie Astravic reviews
Sex education at Hogwarts: After Draco Malfoy has a near-fatal encounter with Dark Magic, Professor McGonagall decides it needs to be taught earlier. Note the R rating. Nothing explicit, but quite a lot is implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/6/2001 - Published: 11/1/2000
I Never Said Goodbye... by Paperdoll reviews
This is my attempt to prove that Petunia Dursley has potential as a character and I think it came out quite well.Trust me, you will never find a Petunia story with a bigger twist (actually several twists) than this one!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2001
Of Potions, Teacups, and Tie-Dyed Shirts by Aira reviews
A game of Truth or Dare during Potions I submitted for METMA Mandy's challenge. Please R/R. WARNING: high degree of stupidity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2001
Boys' Own Camping Adventure by GrimSlasher reviews
If you're not open minded, read no further... A slash story: After their Hogwarts graduation, the Marauders go camping. Remus and Sirius share a tent. Things happen. A little funny, a little angsty, and a little, er, sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2001 - Published: 9/23/2000
Once Upon A Time by Paperdoll reviews
Why did Petunia Evans marry Vernon Dursley?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2001
Year 2050 Chocolate Frog Wizard Cards by TheRealGinnyPotter reviews
These are Wizard Cards from the year 2050. The concept is not mine but the cards are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2001
Lament by Alliecallienip reviews
Odd little lesbian fluff fic...it's really not too bad...possibly surprising characters!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2001
Rat Boy (for loss of a better title) by Ophie reviews
This is my second song fic. It's about Peter (hence the title) and his joining the dark side. Depressing if you ask me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2001
Headlines by leah-chan reviews
Something dark this way comes...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2000
Sara Lou by L Marie reviews
A Mary Sue spoof. Its supposed to be funny....read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2000
Prisoner in my mind. by Cali reviews
I am innocent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2000
Family by webmeister reviews
A short story about an unexpected encounter between Harry and Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2000
The Magical Mystika Tour by rave reviews
Er. Some things rather defy summary. Draco is stricken, Crabbe reads Proust, and Ron feels neglected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/16/2000
Erised S'Elddir by Lady Christina reviews
Turn the title backwards
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2000
Moonrise over Azkaban by Morrighan reviews
Unbroken by the terrors of Azkaban, Mrs Lestrange is waiting for the Dark Lord to rise again...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2000 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Love Remains by kaly reviews
A grownup Harry reflects on his life and regrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/27/2000 - Harry P. - Complete
Exams and Voldemort by Tabula Rasa reviews
{One shot} "In years to come, Harry would never quite remember how he had managed ti geth through his exams when he half-expected Voldemort to come bursting through the door at any moment." {No ships}
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2000 - Complete
Harold Is the Worst Name by Fulvia Blis reviews
During a detention at age ten, Dudley Dursley was forced to write an essay on Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2000
Wing and A Prayer by morrigan reviews
For once I have a good title! This is a fairy story about... I'm not telling you *g*. But it's got some nice bits in it, read if you like your fanfic strange-but-interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/4/2000
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Bubble of Delusion reviews
AU after fifth year. After the Prophecy is leaked Harry Potter has a once in a lifetime press conference and what he has to say shocked the world. Trio Love and character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2014
Hidden Demons
Sebastian made a horrible mistake when he threw that big gulp. He will learn just how big. Spoilers up through mid season threel. Remember to answer the quiz at the bottom
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2014
Concrete Angel reviews
Little Harry Potter knew his life could have been so much worse...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Choice reviews
"What does that…?" Morgana felt wrong footed. Her hatred of Arthur drained away at the deadened tone in his voice. It was the kind of bleakness to his voice that could only come with a heart rending, mind breaking decision
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Uther - Complete
Kings Plan reviews
I know I shouldn't be venturing into a new fandom but this begged to be written. AU Set sometime After Morgana goes bad but before Lancelot dies. Sort of Reveal fic The loss of his warlock effected Arthur in ways that not even the gods imagine.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Dossier
Sequel to Change in Direction. Read that first...I did intend for it to sound choppy as the the Will in my story doesn't follow one line of thought well.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Will S., Sue S.
Mother's Love reviews
Q: What would a mother do for her child...A: Anything. This is a series of four oneshots surrounding what a mother would do for her kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013
See Who I am reviews
Enough was enough. A death would bring a school to the brink of war but they would learn. Minot character death Possibly triggering. Meantions of Bullying, Suicide and ignorance. Part 1 of 2
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Kurt H., Puck
Family Life reviews
This is a crossover that will eventually include Bones, SGA, Stargate, NCIS, Harry Potter, and likely several others. The adults failed now it's time for the kids to step up and helpthier freind.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
Generational Gap
Friendships can be forged in fire, or shatter like glass. It is solely up to the people whom that bond belongs to
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Broken Destinies reviews
This is a rewrite of Hogwarts four and the beginning of a much longer series that will move throughout all four years. Do not expect regular updates. They were abused, broken, and then told to be saviors. They would remake this world. Thsi is a Dark Fic folks...Please don't expect a happy ending here
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Helia reviews
Tag to The Return part 1. Helia tried to take control of the city. She failed. Please note this is not connected to either My Baby Boy or Reflections of Chaos.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2013 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Aftermath reviews
Okay this is likely the only one of it's kind but here it goes just a bit of an epilogue for one of the les visibly marked characters.
Final, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Nadia
Change in Direction
A small blip can change a future. AU of Season 1 though there are seson 2 character. Rated for situations, though not graphic they aren't really kid friendly
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Kurt H., Quinn F.
Star Trek musical drabbles
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Title says it all and the artist and songtitle are included in each chapter.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 796 - Published: 9/9/2012
SGA musical drabbles
I think the title says it all. Artist and Song title are included
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 565 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012
Pucks reviews
A moment in time changed everything Jonathon knew about his life. That same moment gave him something he'd been dreaming of for years.
Were the World Mine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Complete
Muggle's Won reviews
Of Course the Muggles don't know about the wizarding world. Any pureblood could tell you that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Musical Drabbles
I'm sure you've seen this before. Artist and song title included with each chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,039 - Published: 9/9/2012
Heroes Musical drabbles
Like the title says, it's the dreaded musical drabbles
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Published: 9/9/2012
Glee Musical Drabble
The dread song fic story's. Drabbles based on music I was listenting to at the time they were written. The band and the song are listed at the top.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,043 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
Future's History reviews
They did it, they returned to fix the mistakes. Along the way they just might make the rest of the world see.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
Poor little Drabble
Just a little Drabble I need to get out of my head for your enjoyment
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Spock Prime
Alice's Choice
Here's the final rewrite of my origianl Conman Vs. Prince. Complete as written folks. What would happen if alice were a little less trusting?
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Alice H., Hatter
Chained Freedom reviews
They betrayed unwillingly then pleged without hesitation, now what? Mild Trio ship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Crashed
A strange sort of story. A plane crash from the eyes of those who the survivors left behind. just a short four chapters
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,202 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012
A fine Line of Dispair reviews
Set at the end of the third movie and could be seen as a way to lead into Rasen. Just a little scene where the darkness takes hold
Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
Special Shari
Companion to 'A Choice to the Left' A year after the Marie and Gabriel's wedding Mohinder's former/current wife shows up and pulls a Janice, but why? light Mohinder/Matt Rating for a single word
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Mohinder S. - Complete
Grandmother of the Year
Companion to 'A choice to the Left' Angela Petrelli has more to anser for than anyone knows. just so you know Meredith will not become a regular charecter, as far as I know, Peter just snuck himself into this fic.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Angela P., Nathan P. - Complete
Moments Caught and Lost
Companion to 'A choice to the Left' light to moderate Peter/Nathan but not incest. Two young men discover their love three times after being forced to forget
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Nathan P., Peter P. - Complete
Hospital Bed Lectures
Companion to 'A Choice to the left' Audrey fnds Matt in his hospital room and is more than a little unhappy with him.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Audrey H., Matt P. - Complete
Awkward Doesn't Begin to Cut it
'A Choice to the Left' missing scene; Mohinder, Sylar, and Nathan sitting in a room on what is not the best night of anyone's lives. weirdness ensues.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Nathan P.
A Killer Wedding
Campanion to 'A Choice to the left' The wedding we have all been hearing about for three stories. No true plot here just schmoopy love between Gabriel and Marie
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
for a Wedding Date
Part of the 'A Choice to the Left' universe. Clach, but only lightly. minor character death. Claire has searched and struggled but she found her knight.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Claire B., Zach - Complete
A Baby Truth
Companion to 'A Choice to the Left' Mentions of Mohinder/ Matt Janice comes to see Matt to set some things straight, and drop off a little... gift
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Janice P., Matt P. - Complete
A Seperate Lie
Another companion to 'A Choice to the Left' Set only three months after Kirby Plaza, Matt ties up some loose ends in Califonia and gains a new name.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Matt P., Janice P.
Past and Future reviews
Companion to 'a Choice to the left' Blantant Adam/Hiro Kaito and Ando interrogate Adam about his feelings for Hiro and spend a month getting to know him, also Angela is still causing trouble. Rating because I said so. So there
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Adam M./Takezo Kensei, Hiro N.
A Father's Decision
Another Companion to 'A Choice to the left' Light Matt/Mohinder, Matt and Mohinder get an explanation from Maury Parkman that is 20 years in the making. Rating due to swearing and slightly mature concepts, otherwise it's not even hard K
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Matt P., Maury P. - Complete
Finding a Mother
Companion to A Choice to the Left so read that frist. Peter and Nathan find Victoria after spending some time updating te other heroes of the latest goings on.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Nathan P., Peter P. - Complete
A choice to the Left reviews
A simple choice and a bargain was all it took to shift everything slightly to the left of what we know. AU as of mid season 1 and the itroduction of an OC. This is my longest story yet
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,840 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Trusted Conman reviews
This started as a rewrite of Conman vs prince and it kind of ballooned a bit, I got the name Chess from 'Time is on My Side I Think' but the charecter is different
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Conman Vs Prince reviews
Vaugely Hatter/Alice more gen than anything else. When the prince asked Alice to trust him she wasn't quite as trusting this time around and he learns not to assumse so much
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Alice H., Jack Hearts/Jack Chase - Complete
Hellbound reviews
Post Series. The truth as they knew is not what they thought and the truth shall be revealed about whay harry survived that night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
Reflections of Chaos: Revised reviews
...the magnitude of the explosion that device should delivered with that much power running through it... would have destroyed our Atlantis, this planet and at least half the solar system; more if it hit the sun...probably tearing space-time apart..."
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Maximus: The Later Years reviews
I adopted the lovely padfootsrevenger's fic Maximus and this is the result please don't kill me. Eventual Trio ship; LM/RW/HG CM/NL HP/GW Try it on for size
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
My Baby Boy reviews
John Sheppard is not the favorite of Atlantis, but no one else knows that
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Rodney M. - Complete
Furies Prophecy
Of Future and Of past We speak" The future is ever changing and the past is not always what it seems. Only this can be said the Lion has lived for far to long. Remember my ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Albus D., Harry P.
Children of Aries reviews
From an Omake called 'It Was All a Prank' This is how i think The children would react, not a light hearted fic no stated pairings but know that I am a Golden Trio shipper at heart. Rating for I belive one swear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Defeat? reviews
Just a silly little story that I got from an OMAKE in one of Rorschach's Blot's stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Magic's Chosen Heir reviews
This is a rewrite from 'Gryffidors' Story Harry Potter, Heir of Magic. Ron Bashing, Anti Dumbles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006
Forever Friends reviews
What would you do to help a friend, suffer concussion,torture, how about die. Trio Fic, Harry in Azkaban fic Themes may be a bit mature for small children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2006
Insanity Equals Hope reviews
Darkfic. Win lose or draw monotony is never fun, but insanity makes it all better rating to be safe. PS Never anger ancient castles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
Two Generations reviews
AU Two generations both alike in prejudice in fair Hogwarts where we lay our scene. Many people are strong enough to stand, but few are truly strong enough to fall. Slash Ahoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Mubolvers reviews
Ten years is along time to search, Ten years is a long time to hope, ten years is just right
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Death Rejected reviews
AU as of the end of OOTP. Just a silly little drabble for all those in denial about the death of Sirius Black, slight slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Reactions May Very
Sequel to Three to One Halie Meets her grandparents, Molly will be left unconcious, you have been warned
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006 - OC - Complete
Three to One reviews
The Finall Battle has happened and the day is won but at great cost, as they rebuild ther lives they are shown the hope for the future. One Shot. brief mention of Charecter death. implied slash. implied threesom. rated to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Slytherin's Disgust reviews
This is a partial parody where Harry brings back very familiar yet unknown people and Voldi gets the reprimand he'll never forget. Rating for some language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2006
Azkaban child: Revamped reviews
I have taken over this story for Sugar Junky Freakazoid but m rewriting it too so please read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,360 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Wolf's Deal reviews
Harry ran away from the durlsey's when he was younger and was raised by wolves, enter Werewolf! Moony and Dog!Padfoot, boy will fur fly
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Deathbed confessions reviews
Remus has a cofession to make, how will it effect the trio and can he get his final rest, mentions of abuse, but very breif
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
More than love reviews
My Response to HBP, slightly dark, contains suicide, charecter death and murder, if you squint, not for the kiddies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
My Wolf reviews
One- Shot, post prank, how Remus and Sirius rconciled and remembered
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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