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Yo, its Anna






Food loving

Book lover

Vampire diaries freak

Band nerd

Trumpet, piano playing


Teenage girl

Enjoy the stories people!!

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you are completely obsessed with one of the Jellicles, copy and paste this so that the obsessed can band together to go kidnap those Jellicles.

"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!"

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

from the book Hoot " He lasted two whole days before he ran away. then he hitchhiked back all the way from Mobile, Alabama"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Old report cards, Ugh School :(

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Drake and Josh, LOL classic

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:35 AM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

Wow 12:27 LUNCH TIME!!!!

6. The exception of the computer, what can you hear

The TV in the living room

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

this morning, doing Archery

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?


9. What are you wearing?


10. Did you dream last night?

That we were being pulled up by the atmosphere slowly killing us

11. When did you last laugh?

this morning, my cat being an idiot

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

light blue

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My brother screaming on xbox

Qualities of a Good Best Friend: (SmartAssAssassin = Best friend and you should really go follow her and read some of her stories)

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies!

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and bring him to you!

A good friend will let you dance with her boyfriend. A best friend will yell, “He’s MINE!” then beat you up for asking.

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you and will comfort you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" and later prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend will hide you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after you in the first place.

A good friend will bail you out of the jail. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, “That was fun! Let’s do it again!”

A good friend asks for something to eat. A best friend eats all the food and says "What’s for dinner?"

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, bitch! Run!"

Funny Sarcastic Moments:

I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends," is like your dog dying, and your mom saying you can keep it.

I ran with scissors and lived!

I don't obsess. I just think intensely.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Never knock on Deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Tell the truth and run.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply like gremlins in an olympic sized swimming pool.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down

"Oh crap she's a morning person."

"It's like road kill; you want to look away but you can't."

"I guess being smart and having opinions freaked guys out.".

Me: I don't understand this school.

My friend: What do you mean?

Me: At my old school if you had a problem with someone, you told them to their face and maybe dooked it out in the parking lot. But here all you guys do is talk behind each other's backs.

My friend: Yeah. We're not like you guys. According to southern hospitality apparently, it's more polite to speak badly about someone behind their back than to their faces. We don't let out our feelings. We surpress them until they come out to total strangers (skips away singing "la la la la la, HEY YOU!!!!!!!!" and storms over to some random person and starts screaming.)

Female come backs pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch ,run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. You constantly start talking in third person, present, or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

Aftershocks by 4thDimensionalTransition reviews
"What do you want to do Éponine? What do you think is the right thing to do?" He looked at her seriously, the laughter suddenly gone from his face. "I think I want to keep it," she said. She felt his hand interlocking with hers. "Then we'll figure this out, together." É/E Modern AU
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 145,872 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 10/5/2016 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras