Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
OK well here are somethings about me:
Name: I would like it if you call me Mad, cus' well, I kinda am! XP
Personality: Dark, crazy, I'm like one of those people you see at school that hang out with the emo people, but I'm not emo. Oh, and if you meet me in person, I could either scare the shit out of you, or you'll look at me like I belong in a mental hospital! FEAR ME !!! I AM THE DAUGHTER OF THE MIGHTY EREBUS!!!!!!
Age: Well, I think thats kinda personal, you'll find out if you read my story sooo...
And maybe more, just can't think of any more
guy: I wasn't that drunk
other guy: Dude you went up to a semi and said I know your secret Optimus Prime.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, ya I am definetly crazy, and I need to stop listening to my dads jokes
1.YOUR REAL NAME: A definite no no
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jesizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and fave animal): Blue Penguin
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): May Miller
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Werjecla
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Tea
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Midnight
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're obsessed with PJatO/HoO like me, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Life sucks and then you die.
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”
Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.
So fuckin' hilarious
i have been called insane by my school shrink, mom, and friends. who has called you insane?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, A PJO Fan, Lil Mexican, intheMADNESS
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed somesort of gaming device.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night
Total= 22 O_o
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink (hell no pink is hell for me)
Go to your mom for advice
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were/are in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
Smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne (I like to smell like apples)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it (who the hell doesn't do it for the hell of it)
Like being the star of every thing
Total= 7... jeez, what is this?
"With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian
"God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse
"Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters
"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero
You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files
"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper Mclean, The Lost Hero
That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, The Demigod Files
It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, The Demigod Files
"It's all right. We just had a family spat."
"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files
I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, The Lost Hero
List your top ten favorite PJatO/HoO characters in order.
Normal people: rely on their local weatheran for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain.
Normal people: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
Normal people: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers.
Normal people: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
Normal people: think that PJO fans are stupid.
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
Normal people: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers.
Normal people: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: tell Zeus to calm down
Normal people: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
Normal people: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile.
HA take this twighlight fans
You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH
You say Team Edward, I say TEAM LEO!
You say Bella, I say THALIA!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Jasper, I say LUKE!
You say Alice, I say ANNABETH!
You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!
You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!
You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!
You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!
You say Esme, I say ZOE!
You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!
You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You sometimes try to control water. (Maybe I'll walk into a wall or something trying to shadow travel)
You don't read anything but PJatO/HoO for 3 months.( damn straight)
You write PJatO/HoO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.(its not like I have like 5000 pgs of fanfic on paper or anything)
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJatO, TLH, SoN, MoA, HoH, HoO, and use it in conversations.( people look at me like I'm speakin' gibberish)
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.(Why can't I have what they have?!)
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.( I even carry one in my pocket)
You keep thinking about one of the PJatO/HoO books when you go on a trip.( every one of them come with me)
You just have to research more about Greek mythology.(YESSSSS)
You copy/paste this onto your profile.(DUHH!!!)
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.(*creepy grin*)
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.( you better)
You Will Know you are a Soul Eater Fan if You exhibit these following bad habits like I do:
-You actually call yourself assymetrical garbage when you are feeling self-hatred.( Yes, yes I do)
-Have a habit of tracing down "42-42-564" on any fogged up mirrors you encounter.
-Will frequently declare yourself as being "unable to deal with" things around your friends. (Everytime I see a couple)
-Take relevant public action to make yourself 'cool'.(MMMM...maybe more than I should)
-Have your earbuds constantly in and blasting music like Justin Law. (Haha all the time)
-Pretend to have issues with symmetry just for the hell of it.
-Your inner fangirl is in love with Death the Kid.
-You Want Soul to just FUCK MAKA ALREADY and get it over with.( Maybe like date or some thing)
-You find yourself shuddering as you realize how similar the characters' personalities are to yours.( all the time, it really creepy)
-You actually fold the end of the toilet paper into a triangle.
-Ask your friends questions that you don't really care about, then cut them off when they start to answer by saying "FOOL!" (its fun, try it some time)
-You walk up tp your friends with a creepy smile on your face and ask "Guess what? My blood is black." ( I do this more then you'd think XP)
-Will sometimes interrupt a conversation my shouting "SHUT UP, I AM GOD!"
NOW HERE ARE MY STORIES:
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