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Author has written 20 stories for Hunger Games, Hollywood Heights, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Mentalist, Walking Dead, Divergent Trilogy, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Batman.

Welcome to the black parade...

Hello, lovelies! My name is Rae (as far as you need to know), but you may call me BBB, 3B, or Yogie. :)

I am in many, many, MANY fandoms (proof: my stories vary in categories) and find that they consume my life. Well, that and writing. But there's no way I would rather spend my time.

Some random things about me that you probably don't care to know but I'm telling you anyway:

  • I'm fifteen, born November 29th.
  • I am a fan of Mel Brooks movies in particular.
  • Han Solo is my favorite Star Wars charcter. What can I say? I have a soft spot for Harrison Ford, like every female Star Wars fan.
  • A little while ago, I had a dream where Han Solo and I were sitting on a bench eating bacon flavored popsicles together. Since then, he's been in almost all my dreams, along with zombies. No, seriously, I'm not joking.
  • I have light brown hair, hazel-green eyes, and I'm pretty short for my age.
  • I will never abandon a story without telling you guys first (all of the ones I have I plan on finishing but only when I get a clear idea on them because come on, who likes rushed stories?).
  • Whenever I find myself in a situation where I don't have a viable excuse (i.e. Why didn't you clean your room like I asked?), my immediate reaction is to say. "Because I'm BATMAN!" in the Batman voice and pretend to glide away... I've had whole conversations with my best friend where we end every thought with "You wanna know why? Because I'm BATMAN!"
  • I will never recover from the death of Damian Wayne. Like, ever. EVER. It felt pointless, like it was just put in place because Bruce Wayne isn't allowed to be happy. And if DC kills off Dick Grayson, I AM SWITCHING TO MARVEL.
  • Here are some of my favorite book quotes:

    "That's the thing about pain. It demands to be felt."

    - Augustus, The Fault in Our Stars

    You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.

    - Augustus, The Fault in Our Stars

    "I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, my friend."

    - Augustus, The Fault in Our Stars

    "Hi, Support Group Hazel. Come over here so I can examine your face with my hands and see deeper into your soul than a sighted person ever could."

    - Isaac, The Fault in Our Stars

    "Maybe the reason war and all that other stuff went away is that there are no more controversies, no disagreements, no people demanding change. Just masses of smiling pretties, and a few people left to run things."

    ―David, Uglies

    "Yes. What you do, the way you think, makes you beautiful."

    ―David, Uglies

    Stupid people are dangerous.

    The Hunger Games

    "Yes, and I’m sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people."

    ―Peeta, The Hunger Games

    "So it's you and a syringe against the Capitol? See, this is why no one lets you make the plans."

    ― Haymitch, Catching Fire

    It was times like these when I thought my father, who hated guns and had never been to any wars, was the bravest man who ever lived.

    To Kill a Mockingbird

    "They're certainly entitled to think that, and they're entitled to full respect for their opinions... but before I can live with other folks I've got to live with myself. The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience."

    ―To Kill a Mockingbird, Atticus Finch

    The world is not a wish granting factory.

    - The Fault in Our Stars

    I didn't tell him that my diagnosis came three months after I got my first period. Like: Congratulations! You're a woman. Now die.

    - Hazel, The Fault in Our Stars

    "Thank you for explaining that my eye cancer isn't going to make me deaf. I feel fortunate that an intellectual giant like yourself would deign to operate on me."

    - Isaac, The Fault in Our Stars

    "You look nice. Girls think they're only allowed to wear dresses on special occasions, but I like a woman who says, you now, I'm going to see a boy who is having a nervous breakdown, a boy whose connection to the sense of sight itself is tenuous, and gosh dang it, I'm going to wear a dress for him."

    - Augustus, The Fault in Our Stars

    And my favorite movie quotes:

    "It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."

    ― Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark

    "Asps... Very dangerous... You go first."

    ― Sallah, Raiders of the Lost Ark

    "I don't know, I'm making this up as I go!"

    ― Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark

    "I think my eyes are getting better. Now instead of a big dark blur, I see a big bright blur."
    "There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know."
    "You're gonna die here, you know."

    ― Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, Return of the Jedi

    "Never tell me the odds!"

    ― Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back

    "It's not my fault!"

    ― Han Solo, A New Hope

    "Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh? You know, sometimes I amaze even myself."

    ―Han Solo, 'A New Hope'

    "Wonderful girl. Either I'm gonna kill her, or I'm beginning to like her."

    ― Han Solo, A New Hope

    "I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!"

    ― Leo Bloom, The Producers

    "That's it, baby, when you got it, flaunt it, flaunt it!"

    ― Max Bialystock, The Producers

    "You shut up! You are the audience. I am the author. I OUTRANK you!"

    ― Franz Liebkind, The Producers

    "And what have you done, LSD?"
    "About six months... but I'm on probation, so it's cool, man, I'm straight now."
    "No, I mean, what do you do best?"
    "Hey man, I can't do that here! That's why they put me away, baby."

    ― Roger De Bris and LSD, The Producers

    "Why so serious?"

    - The Joker, The Dark Knight (well, every Joker ever has delivered this line, it seems, but Ledger's acting in this movie was THE BEST)

    "You got a little fight in you. I like that."
    "Then you're gonna love me."

    - The Joker and Batman, The Dark Knight

    "It's not who you are underneath, but what you do, that defines you."

    - Rachel Dawes, Batman Begins

    "You wanna know how I got these scars?"

    - The Joker, The Dark Knight

    "He who saves one life saves the world entire."

    - Stern, Schindler's List

    "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

    - Blazing Saddles

    "Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim."

    - Jim, Blazing Saddles

    "It's pronounced Fronkensteen."

    - Fredrick Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein

    Fredrick Frankenstein: Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature, and I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life. No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door.

    Inga: Yes, Doctor.

    Igor: Nice working with ya.

    [Dr. Frederick Frankenstein goes into the room with The Monster. The Monster wakes up]

    Fredrick: Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!

    - Young Frankenstein

    "Run away!"

    - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    "We are the knights who say... NEE!"

    - Monty Python and the Holy Grail


    1. FIRST NAME?

    Call me Yogie :)

    2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

    Maybe...

    3. SIBLINGS NAMES?

    Eh, I won't tell. Everyone loves a good mystery!

    4. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

    Watching 'West Side Story'. Don't you DARE judge me.

    5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS?

    Sorta, but my nails grow way too fast

    6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

    I rarely eat lunch meat

    7. KIDS?

    Does my dog count?

    8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

    I'm a little biased in this area, because I think I'm pretty awesome, but unless you're okay with sarcasm, then no

    9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?

    A virtual one that I use occasionally to write my dreams down in

    10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?

    Without sarcasm, I would have trouble communicating with people

    11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

    Yes, and I plan to keep it that way

    12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

    I've heard stories about the rope breaking, so...no

    13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?

    I hate cereal

    14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM?

    No... People actually do that?

    15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?

    Physically, no

    16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

    I like soft serve, but I usually don't eat ice cream

    17. SHOE SIZE?

    6...such tiny feet

    18. RED OR PINK?

    Red

    19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?

    My hair gets greasy fast

    20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

    No one

    21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COPY THIS ONTO THEIR PROFILE?

    Ummm... okay

    22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

    Purple and black lounge pants with owls and no shoes

    23. LAST THING YOU ATE?

    Cake!

    24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

    Tons of free iTunes samples... I'm cheap that way

    25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

    Hmmmm... I don't know. Purple, maybe? Or the weirdest color in the box

    26. FAVORITE SMELL?

    My conditioner

    27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

    Kate

    28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?

    Ummm...their face? I don't know!

    29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?

    I don't know them

    30. FAVORITE DRINK?

    Soda

    31. FAVORITE SPORT?

    Baseball

    32. EYE COLOR?

    Hazel-green

    33. HAT SIZE?

    They have hat sizes?

    34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

    No

    35. FAVORITE FOOD?

    CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!

    36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING?

    Happy ending

    37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE?

    The Great Gatsby

    38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

    Lounge pants

    39. SUMMER OR WINTER?

    Winter, even though it didn't snow this year... (Update: after this year, winter and I no longer get along and decided that it was for the best if we separated: I'm now in a relationship with summer)

    40. HUGS OR KISSES?

    Hugs... I've never been kissed so I wouldn't know... *SIGH*

    41. FAVORITE DESSERT?

    Anything chocolate

    42. TOMBOY OR GIRLY GIRL?

    Tomboy all the way

    43.FAVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC?

    It depends, but I grew up in a family that listens to stuff like Led Zepplin, Nirvana, VanHalen, and AC/DC. I listen to anything except rap and hip hop.

    44. FAVORITE BOOK SERIES'?

    Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Matched, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Uglies, Shelter, Chicken Soup for the Soul.

    45. ANY NICKNAMES?

    Yogie, Logie, Doctor Jones (yep, it's from Indiana Jones; got a problem with that?), Rae, and my most unfortunate one yet, Tomboy.

    46. WEIRD THINGS ABOUT YOU?

    I twitch my ears and blink rapidly from one eye when I get really nervous, I have a wry sense of humor, and I'm the rare breed of teenager that doesn't wear Uggs, leggings, and a NorthFace

    47. BIGGEST SECRET

    If I told you it wouldn't be a secret, now would it?

    48. ANY OBSESSIONS?

    Superheroes, Batman, Young Justice, Mel Brooks movies, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Han Solo (goes with Star Wars, but whatever, he gets his own category) Hunger Games books, Matched series (even though it's WAY too poetic for me), The Walking Dead (especially Rick and Daryl), The Mentalist, Chicken Soup for the Soul books (I want them ALL!).


    Current date: 12/10/13. It is a snow day and I am bored to tears. So, I'm doing this over again. Deal with it.

    Write down the names of 12 of your all time favourite book characters...

    1 Finnick Odair (The Hunger Games)

    2 Tobias Eaton (Divergent)

    3 Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games)

    4 David (Uglies)

    5 Haymitch Abernathy (The Hunger Games)

    6 Augustus Waters (The Fault in Our Stars)

    7 Day (Legend)

    8 Ky Markham (Matched)

    9 Harry Potter (Harry Potter)

    10 Uriah (Divergent)

    11 Hazel Grace Lancaster (The Fault in Our Stars)

    12 Vick (Matched)

    1. Have you ever though of Six and Eleven as best friends?

    Oh my gosh, I didn't even plan this, I swear! They're an actual couple and best friends!

    2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

    David is technically an ugly, but I'd take him over Zane (*eye twitch*) any day.

    3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

    Vick got Harry Potter pregnant? Okay, this is what happens when the different universes of books collide!

    4. Can you recall an awesome thing about Nine?

    His scar. I want a cool Harry Potter scar.

    5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

    Uh, no. I don't think Tobias and Augustus could ever make it work. Just think about it for a minute. Exactly.

    6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

    Haymitch with Harry Potter or Uriah? Oh god, they're both recipes for disaster. I'd say Uriah. If Haymitch was in Harry Potter's world, you just know he's screw something up and end up getting killed by Voldemort while in a drunken stupor.

    7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

    Finnick, the light-hearted and super flirty sex-god with Ky Markham, the sensitive, poetic soul. To answer your question, no. No there isn't.

    8. What score would you give to Five if you were the Gamemaker?

    1. Haymitch would probably be so wasted that he'd just take a nap on the training room floor until someone drags him out of there.

    9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

    Finnick and Day are in a happy relationship until Harry Potter runs off with Day. Finnick, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hazel and a brief unhappy affair with Augustus, then follows the wise advice of Haymitch and finds true love with Vick.

    Why does Finnick always turn out to be a pedophile when I play this game?!

    10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read 3 hot?

    I know a LOT of people who think Peeta is hot.

    11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?

    No, but they should. Hazel is freaking awesome and has MY sense of humor.

    12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?

    Tobias, Haymitch, and David should not be possible.

    14. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

    Day walked in on Tobias and Vick having sex? Oh, he'd probably just walk out and pretend it never happened. That's what I would do.

    15. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve in a love scene?

    A Thief and a Lover (I suck at titles)

    16. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

    Uriah could just say, "Hey, I like your tattoos," and then BOOM! Move out of the way, Tris!

    17. What would be a good title for this?

    My Best Friend's Brother

    18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

    Oh god, do I cheer for Day or Ky...? Ah, screw Ky. KILL HIM, DAY!!!

    19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

    Uh, Haymitch, you're now the reason I don't go to family reunions.

    20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

    I would HOPE that Hazel has a good explanation as to why she is in a confined space with Ky of all people.

    21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

    He's Tobias. He's bound to insult me at least once.

    22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

    Uriah, I will go zip-lining with you later! But you have to STOP BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE!!

    23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

    Finnick, noooooo!! I love you too much- I MEAN... *Ahem* I mean ANNIE loves you too much. Stop cutting for Annie.

    24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

    I'd hug David silly and demand he break every single tie he has to Tally. NOW.

    25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

    I will BURN your copy of 'An Imperial Affliction' unless you give me my brush back, Augustus!

    26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

    David, Day, and Harry Potter forming a band?

    27. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

    Tobias would be a pretty intense gym teacher, and Hazel would be the rather pretentious English teacher whose students will know everything and anything about metaphors.

    28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

    Finnick, Haymitch, I'm not going to stop you, but could a drunk and a sex-god really work out?

    29. Would (2) most likely be related to (10) or (9)?

    Well, I don't think Tobias has any magic powers, so that rules out Harry Potter. Uriah is his best-buddy's brother, so why not?

    30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?

    Augustus would be buying a few books and video games while pondering the metaphorical resonance behind his actions.

    31.The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 2.

    Uh uh, I am NOT going on a date with Tobias. I freaking LOVE the guy, but he will ditch me after five minutes and I refuse to go through that humiliation.

    1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

    Oh, Finnick! I'm glad you're here (and didn't look in my closet to see the shrine dedicated to you...)! Let's go tie some knots or eat some of the sugar cubes I have in my kitchen! Who needs sleep?

    Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

    Wait a minute... Really? Tobias wants to go on a date with ME? YES!! I take back everything I said in #31.

    Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

    Um, Peeta? Get out of my bathroom and go bother Katniss. Bake some bread. I really don't care. Just get out of my house.

    4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

    David, David, David; I know Tally really screwed you over, but Harry is NOT your type, my friend.

    5 cooked you dinner?

    Haymitch, what did you put in this food?

    6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

    I'm not about to wake up Augustus! He's a freaking cancer kid. He deserves a break every once in a while.

    7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

    YES! Now I can be your family, Day! HUGS!

    8 got into the hospital somehow

    Oh, Ky, I'm glad you're here! Read me some of your boring poetry so I can fall asleep.

    9 made fun of your friends?

    Just because they didn't get into Hogwarts doesn't mean you have to be a jerk, Harry.

    10 ignored you all the time?

    But... But Uriah... I want to go zip-lining or something...

    You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

    He would probably help me get up, but that's about it. Like I said, I love Tobias, but I don't think his love for me would go very far.

    You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

    David saves me, of course! He's David!

    You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

    Haymitch would laugh at me until I'm about ready to die out of sheer embarrassment.

    You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

    Augustus would probably wonder what the reasoning behind someone like me marrying a daredevil like Uriah.

    You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

    Day would steal me some tissues.

    You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 calm you down?

    Ky would try to recite me that stupid freaking poem and I'd have to tell him to get the heck out of my house.

    You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

    Harry would give me his invisibility cloak. The competition would never know what hit 'em.

    You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

    He would laugh with me!

    Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

    Okay, sit a spell children; it's rant time.

    This is Finnick Odair we're talking about here. He is a freaking SEX-GOD with his bronze hair, sea-green eyes, and tan skin. He could have any girl he wants, but instead, he's faithful to Annie, who he loves even though she's a bit 'off'. And his personality is just so light. He's funny and has this life about him despite the relatively crappy life he's had.

    Any questions? No? Good.

    2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

    Tobias, how can you go from Tris to Harry? How is that a logical leap?

    You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

    Who can't love the boy with the bread? As long as you bring food to my house, my family will love you.

    Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

    No! I lost BOTH of the fictional boys I love to Harry!

    Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

    I don't really think Augustus could really get over Haymitch's constant state of inebriation and kiss him.

    You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

    Like what you see, Day?

    Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

    Ky! Both Cassia and Indie are throwing themselves at you! Make a choice already!

    Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

    Yes, I trust Harry. Of course, if he wanted, he could hurt me the most since he's magic and all... You know, I think I'm going to pass on that bagel.

    10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he/she stay?

    Uriah would last there for as long as possible and play in the ball kit with all the kids.

    1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

    I would listen to ANYTHING Finnick gives me. Anything.

    4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

    David slaps Harry with a fish for going out with Day. I don't blame him. Day is pretty gorgeous.

    5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

    Haymitch, I don't think you've ever been THIS drunk before.

    6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

    Nothing! This question is stupid!

    8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

    That they're not at all poetic or deep.

    9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills soda all over him?

    He casts a spell to cause all the knots he makes to come apart each time he's near finishing. Finnick soon becomes as crazy as Annie. Well played, Harry. Well played.

    Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

    Well, I think I'd have to go swimming to make sure Peeta doesn't drown. 12 citizens don't swim.

    4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

    Day or David, Day or David... Uh, can Day win based on pure cleverness and beauty?

    5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?

    Drink-Til-You-Drop.

    6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

    How short life is. Augustus is a cancer patient, Finnick was in the games. What ELSE would they talk about?

    7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

    Harry sees Day stalking Uriah home? Well, why should Harry care? Uriah can take care of himself.

    1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?

    Finnick, Peeta, Haymitch, and Augustus want to kill David? But why? Besides Haymitch, I think they could all be friends.

    5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!

    Haymitch gets fired for drinking at work and Augustus wins by default. Done.

    4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?

    Finnick and Uriah reacting to David's death? Finnick would toss sugar cubes into his grave and Uriah would spread his ashes into the pit.

    If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?

    With a smile

    6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?

    Augustus is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a swords he can use to fight against it, but its lying on the other side of a pit of tantuulas and Harry's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster.

    His bad leg would give out and he'd fall into the pit of tarantulas and Harry's boogers. Sorry, Augustus!


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    Uh, *ahem*.

    I SAID, ATTENTION PLEASE!!!

    That's better.

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    In my sons eyes by TheRobinsNest reviews
    Baby!Dick and Daddy!Bruce. Dick is Bruce's biological son. Shorts of Dick as a baby. Fluff.
    Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,641 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
    Wearing the Red by Loony Loser reviews
    Robin couldn't help but think about how good she looked in his clothes... Drabble. RobRae! Takes place in "The Quest"
    Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Raven, Robin - Complete
    Bought Out! by JJZ-109 reviews
    As well all know, Star Wars was recently bought out by Disney. Now, our favorite heroes and villains from the original trilogy are their property. They are forced to move into Disney World, and find that they don't fit in that well. Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie, Vader, Palpatine and the droids now face life in a child's world. Can Disney and Lucasfilm coexist? For laughs. Re-uploaded.
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,491 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Darth Vader, Han S., Luke S., Leia O.
    Hollywood Heights Season 2 (The music continues) by amd6841 reviews
    If I had a chance to write season 2 of Hollywood Heights, this is how I would do it. (I don't own any rights to the characters) Brief summary of original show : "Hollywood Heights" follows 18-year-old Loren Tate on her path from shy high school senior to superstar on the rise as she wins the love of her rock idol Eddie Duran (Currently reairing on TeenNick)
    Hollywood Heights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 147,467 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Eddie D., Loren T.
    Divergent, Tobias's POV by Hatethesilence312 reviews
    This is Divergent from Four's (tobias's) point of view. I started on the chapter where they meet, and continued until the end.
    Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,204 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
    Divergent from Four's POV by Zariha321 reviews
    This is the Divergent story from Four's POV. I know there have been several of these, but I couldn't help myself. Hope you enjoy!
    Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,704 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
    Lost For Words by fallingxforwardx reviews
    When tragedy struck her life, three year old Katy Duran stopped speaking. One year later, she meets Loren, an aspiring song writer with her own tragic past. Together they embark on a path of healing and of love as Katy finally feels a mother's touch and Loren begins to fall for Eddie, Katy's devoted father.
    Hollywood Heights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,782 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Loren T., Eddie D.
    Meant To Be by fallingxforwardx reviews
    It was chance that we climbed that hill on the same night. It was coincidence that it happened again. However, sparking a friendship was a choice when change was invading both of our lives and we both needed someone to lean on. But falling in love, despite everything that was designed to keep us apart, simply made me believe that we were meant to be. Hollywood Heights. Loren Eddie
    Hollywood Heights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,325 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loren T., Eddie D.
    The Worst Games Yet by BlueSkyBrightLights reviews
    This is the Quarter Quell. Primrose Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Peeta Mellark, and Katniss Everdeen are stuck in the Quarter Quell, and this year's Hunger Games are the worst yet.Katniss really loves Peeta. Gale loves Madge. Peeta is from the Seam.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,324 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
    The Love of the Ocean by anakinlove reviews
    Damian has never really felt any sort of affection from his Father. But, a weekend visit from Dick at the manor might change that.
    Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Damian W./Robin - Complete
    A Past Long Forgotten by Zyra M reviews
    A family trip to Corellia stirs up some long-buried memories for Han and makes him wonder if he really doesn't remember how he wound up on the streets or what happened to his parents.
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,306 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
    From a Certain Point of View by ShouldIGetOutandPush reviews
    What might have happened if Han and Chewie had left the Alliance after the Award Ceremony on Yavin. Set three years after the events of ANH. AU, of course. *COMPLETE*
    Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,304 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
    Children of the Future by Diggs reviews
    The Solo children must be hidden again for their own safety, but they get sent to the only two people who can truly protect them: Han and Leia... before they were married.
    Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,271 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade by Jemima123 reviews
    When Indiana Jones learns his dad has been taken hostage he rushes out to find him, along with the help of his seventeen year old daughter; Grace Jones.
    Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,546 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
    Surviving by Jemima123 reviews
    Patrick Jane was a happy man before Red John ruined that, but what if there was one person who managed to survive Red John's attack? What if Jane's daughter managed to hold onto her life? But Red John can't allow survivors...
    Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
    The Runaway Princess by queenbeezer reviews
    Massively AU, Leia runs away with Han after the Battle of Yavin. ***on hold*** I'm not really satisfied with how this one has turned out so I have been working on a massive rewrite. Will repost when completed.
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,359 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Han S., Leia O.
    At the Beginning by hansolofan reviews
    Their relationship, like any other, was full of 'firsts'. And 'firsts', they say, are always the sweetest. young Indy/Marion
    Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,800 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008
    The Night Watch by ThinkingLady-Marethiel reviews
    Indy/Henry; Set immediately after TLC; Just a little gentle ficlet about a father's love. Reviews welcomed. RE-WRITES AND EDITS MADE SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 2008. Just some tweaking, especially toward the end. :-
    Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
    Flustered by HopefulR reviews
    Spoilers for The Empire Strikes Back. Solo's take on his and Leia's first kiss.
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
    The Misfit by lightbird reviews
    Early discovery version of the first Disney story line. Continues beyond the events of the first movie. Lots of fluff and cuteness. [COMPLETE]
    Mulan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,657 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
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    I'm Home reviews
    Two years after faking his own death, Damian Wayne decides it's finally time to come out of hiding. Series of one-shots featuring Damian reuniting with various members of the Bat-Fam. Rated 'T' because I'm paranoid.
    Batman - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/4 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin, Damian W./Robin
    The Child of Darkness reviews
    *SEQUEL TO NOT A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS* Vieve Wayne has changed a lot since her dad took her in. She's gained and lost a best friend, learned to open up to people, and become proficient in defending herself. When an unbeatable force descends upon Gotham City, she takes it upon herself to defend her home. But little does she know, this madness also involves one of her own demons.
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,500 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/15 - Bruce W./Batman, OC
    Not a Damsel in Distress reviews
    Genevieve 'Vieve' Bancroft never asked to have Bruce Wayne as a father. She never even knew he was until recently. All she knows is she can't get close to him. She won't feel the pain she felt when her mother died. But with a new friend and chaos looming in Gotham City, is staying guarded possible? *Also on Quotev*
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,257 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 1/1 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
    Role Reversal reviews
    Peeta Mellark is a poor Seam hunter, trying to provide for his mother and sister. Katniss Everdeen is a merchant with a terrible home life. How does fate bring these two together?
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,830 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
    Wherever Life Takes Us reviews
    Shay Mellark isn't happy when she has to move to District 4. Not. At. All. She expects a normal life near her friends and family. What happens when she is caught up in a feud, a forbidden romance, and hidden secrets? Will she be able to have a happy ending? Note: Finnick never died.
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,002 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Finnick and Annie's son] Katniss & Peeta's son
    Live While You're Alive reviews
    Jamie Grimes is sixteen-going on seventeen when the apocalypse hits. Now she's just trying to survive the walkers. With a supposedly dead father, a complicated relationship with his best friend, and a little brother with a habit of wandering off, staying alive isn't easy. Growing up is hard enough, but when it's the end of the world, do the rules change?
    Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,192 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Rick G., Shane W., OC
    Her Scream reviews
    "I hear it; a blood curdling, ear splitting scream that could only come from a young girl; Tris". Four's POV of what happened when he heard Tris scream to when he let her stay in his room for the night, then various other scenes from the books from his point of view.
    Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
    Tris's Gift reviews
    ***Only read if you have finished Allegiant.*** Before chapter 50 happened, something sudden and shocking happened to Tris and Tobias, and now Tobias is left to handle it on his own. *SLIGHTLY AU, as more time has passed than did between the books*
    Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Four/Tobias - Complete
    A Second Chance reviews
    When a teenage girl with an uncanny likeness to Patrick Jane's daughter is discovered at the scene of a murder, Jane and the team race to uncover the past and find that Red John is a greater threat than ever. *Rated T for mentions of abuse and some violence.*
    Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,566 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Patrick J.
    Flashback
    A partner story to my other story, 'The Last Crusade'. Flashbacks from when Indy and Marion married to when Char is six years old.
    Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Complete
    The Last Crusade reviews
    Indiana Jones is devastated after ex-flame-turned-wife, Marion Ravenwood, dies. Now he's left to take care of their daughter, Charlotte Jones. When Henry Jones Sr. goes missing on his quest for the Holy Grail sixteen years later, Indy is forced to take his now-teenage daughter with him to find his dad. Along the way, a past mystery starts to unravel...
    Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,757 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
    It's Just Another Victim, Right?
    Jane's always rude and blunt during murder scene investigations. But when it's a Red John scene investigation, his thoughts betray his 'devil-may-care' attitude. Inside Jane's head when the team finds another Red John victim. *One-shot, Rated T for crime scene gore*
    Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Patrick J. - Complete
    Bad With Words reviews
    On the long trip to Cloud City, Leia stumbles upon Han's boyhood journal and uncovers his tragic past. *Now a two-shot*
    Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Leia O., Han S.
    Hollywood Heights: A Change in the Story reviews
    What if everything was different on Hollywood Heights? What if Eddie got stirring feelings for Loren while he was still with Chloe? What if Tyler was a friend of Eddie or Loren's? What if Traci was really pregnant? *ON TEMPORARY HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE*
    Hollywood Heights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,025 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012
    The Music Continues reviews
    Hollywood Heights: The next generation! Years after the show ended, how are your favorite characters? What about their kids? *ON TEMPORARY HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE*
    Hollywood Heights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012
    Hollywood Heights: Life is Beautiful reviews
    3 years after the last episode, how are Eddie and Loren doing? *PLEASE REVIEW*
    Hollywood Heights - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
    Shaylee Primrose Mellark reviews
    What was Peeta thinking during the birth of his daughter? Birth scene from Peeta's POV. Note: I've never given birth so it might be inaccurate. Please review.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss & Peeta's daughter - Complete
    Always My Little Girl reviews
    Sequel to 'My Girl'. It's Shay's thirteenth birthday. How does Peeta handle his little girl becoming a teenager?
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss & Peeta's daughter - Complete
    My Girl reviews
    Just a nice one-shot about Peeta spending time with his five year old daughter, Shay.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss & Peeta's daughter - Complete
    Failure reviews
    What was Haymitch thinking when he rescued Katniss, but failed to retrieve Peeta? WARNING: minor Catching Fire spoilers
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Haymitch A. - Complete