Author has written 32 stories for Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club, Avatar: Last Airbender, Happy Tree Friends, Smurfs, Kuroshitsuji, Clannad, Regular Show, and Beautician and the Beast.
Hi. My name is Desiree. I am female, 13 years old, single, and my birthday is September 20th. I have two younger sisters and a younger brother. Currently I live in Texas. My dad is in the military so we move around a lot. I have an English massive named Oliva. I also have a black cat with white paws named, "Death the neko" or "Neko-san" for short.
Little fun fact: my middle name is lee. My dad says I was named after Bruce lee.
I have some Ocs and here they are!
Dawn has black hair, violet eyes, glasses, and is very smart. She is a miester. She has a dad, three older brothers, and an older sister. Her father is Yoshio Ohtori.
Dawn acts a lot like her Brother Kyoya. Her weapon is Carlisa Blackthorn. Carlisa has long curly brown hair, green eyes, sharp, and fox ears and tail. She is a silver sword. Carlisa has two sides but her red side is barly ever seen. Carlisas boyfriend is Terry. Carlisa is part hellhound. Her father is dr.Stein.
(to see terry go to google images and type in anime flippy and you'll see him)
Dawn is in love with death the kid but will never say so. She doesn't like being touched. If Dawn is suddenly or harshly touched she scream and pull away. She,and Kyoya are all victims of child abuse but Dawn got it worst of all. She was afraid that a simple touch would turn into a hard blow.
My life in a movie: (and I'm not saying my life is totally like these songs. I just think this songs would be a cool addition to my life. This is more like my OC dawns life.)
Opening credits: dango daikazoku
First day of school: high school never ends-bowling for soup
Falling in love: What is love (one of the genres in my life movie would be comedy so while this song plays someone bumps into me and the song stops)
Breaking up: now your gone-basshunter
Prom: Die young
Mental breakdown: let the bodies hit the floor
Flashbacks: it's all your fault-pink
Getting back together- I miss you-basshunter
Wedding scene-wherever you are-laava
Final battle- either "lilium techno remix" or "Dancer in the dark"
Death scene- hello-everscene
Funeral- lilium music box
End credits- Walk on water-basshunter
Finale- Falling in the black
Im skinny so I must be anorexic
Im emo so I must cut my wrists
I'm a negro so I must carry a gun
Im blond so I must be a ditz
Im Jamaican so I must smoke weed
Im Haitian so I must eat cat
Im Asian so I must be sexy
Im Jewish so I must be gredy
Im gay so I must have aids
I'm a lesbian so I must have a sex-tape
Im Arab I must be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND SO I MUST BE A BITCH
IM A GAY-RIGHTS SUPPORTER SO I WILL GO TO HELL
IM CHRISTIAN SO I MUST THINK GAY PEOPLE SHOULD GO TO HELL
Im religious so I must shove my beliefs down your thought
Im atheist so I must hate the world
I don't have a religion so I must be evil and have no morals
I'm a republican so I must not care about poor people
IM A DEMOCRAT SO I MUST NOT BELIVE IN BEING RESPONSIBLE
I am liberal so I must be gay
I'm southern so I must be white trash
I take (or used to take) anti-depressions so I must be crazy
Im a guy so I must want to get into your pants
Im Irish so I must have a drinking problem
Im Indian so I must own my own conviense store
Im native American So I must Dance around a fire screaming like a savage
Im a cheerleader so I must be a whore
Im a dancer so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear skirts a lot so I must be a slut
I'm a punk so I must do drugs
I'm rich so I must be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK SO I MUST BE GOTH OR EMO
I'm a white girl so I must be a consisted steal your money kind of girlfriend
I'm Cuban so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm not a virgan so I must be easy
I fell in love with a married man so I must be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a teenage mom so I must be an irresponsible slut
Im polish so I must wear my socks with sandals
I'm Italian so I must have a "big one"
Im Egyptian so I must be a terrorist
I'm pretty so I must not be a virgin
I have straight A's so I must have no social life
I dye my hair crazy colors so I must be looking for attention (I want too)
I dress in unusual ways so I must be looking for attention
IM INTO THEATER AND ART SO I MUST BE A HOMOSEXUAL
Im a vegetarian so I must be a crazy political advice
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS SO I MUST BE FUCKING THEM ALL
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS SO I MUST BE A PLAYER
I have big boobs so I must be a hoe
I'm a columbion so I must be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT SO I MUST BE A POSER
Im Russian so I must be cool and that's how Russians roll
Im German so I must be a nazi
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS SO I MUST BE GAY TOO
Im Brazilian so I must have a big butt
Im porter rican so I must look good and be conceited
I'm salvadorish so I must be in MS 13
Im polish so I must be greedy
I'm Hawaiian so I must be lazy
Im a Peruvian so I must like llamas
Im a stoner so I must be going in the wrong direction
IM A VIRGAN SO I MUST BE PRUDE
i have a straight edge so I must be violent
IM A FEMALE OTAKU SO I MUST BE UGLY
Im black so I must love fried chiken and kool-aid
Im a girl who eats lunch so I must be fat (sometimes)
IM SINGLE SO I MUST BE UGLY
I'm a skater so I must do weed and steal stuff
Im a punk so I must only wear black and date other punks
Im Asian so I must be a nerd that does homework 24/7
Im straight so I must hate homosexuals
IM MIXED SO I MUST BE SCREWED UP
I'm Muslim so I must be a terrorist
IM IN BAND SO I MUST BE A DORK
I'm black so I must belive Jesus waz a bruthu
I'm Mormon so I must be perfect
IM WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS SO I MUST THINK IM BLACK
I'm goth so I must worship the devil
IM HISPANIC SO I MUST BE DIRTY (which I am :P)
IM NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SO I MUST BE A LONER
Im overweight so I must have a problem with self-control
I'm preppy so I must shun those who don't wear aftercrombie & holliester
I'm on a dance team so I must be Stupid, stuck-up, and a whore
I got a car for my birthday so I must be a spoiled brat
IM YOUNG SO I MUST BE NIAVE
Im Mexican so I must have jumped the border
IM A YOUNG WRITER SO I MUST BE EMO
I'm black so I must love watermelon
IM BI SO I MUST THINK THAT EVERYONE I SEE IS HOT
Im an Asian boy so I must have a small penis
I'm a guy cheerleader so I must be gay
I COULDN'T HURT A FLY SO I MUST BE A PUSSY
Im a guy and I wear tight pants so I must be an emo
Im a prep so I must be rich
I DONT LIKE THE SUN SO I MUST BE AN ALBINO
I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS SO I MUST LIKE TO DRINK AND PARTY
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers so I must drink and smoke too
I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS SO I MUST FIT IN WITH EVERYONE
I have artistic talents so I must think little of those who dont
Im an only child so I must be spoiled (I wish I was)
I watch porn so I must be preverted
I draw anime so I must be a freak
Im Texan so I must ride a horse
I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN BIG GROUPS SO I MUST BE ANTI-SOCIAL
I HAVE A DIFFRENT SENSE OF HUMOR SO I MUST BE CRAZY
I TELL PEOPLE OFF SO I MUST BE AN OVER-CONTROLLING BITCH (depends on what you mean by telling off)
Im a nudist so I must want everyone to see my boobs
MY HAIR GETS GREASY A LOT SO I MUST HAVE NO HYGINE SKILLS
IM DEFENSIVE SO I MUST BE OVER-CONTROLLING AND A BITCH
I READ COMICS SO I MUST BE A LOSER
I hang out with a former prostitut so I must be a whore myself
I'm a cross dresser so I must be gay
IM AN ANIME FANGIRL SO I MUST BE A CRAZY OVER-OBSESSED STALKER
IM INTELLIGENT SO I MUST BE WEAK
IM AMERICAN SO I MUST BE OBESE, LOUD-MOUTHED, AND ARROGENT
Im welsh so I must love sheep
I'm Scottish so I must have ginger hair and wear kilts
Im Canadian so I must talk in a funny accent
I'm a guy so I must ditch my pregnant girlfriend
Im Canadian so I must love beavers and hockey
IM A TEENAGER SO I MUST HAVE A STEREOTYPE
I love marching band so I must be a friendless freak
Im white so I must be responsible for everything wrong in the world: past, present, and future
I LIKE BLOOD SO I MUST BE A VAMPIRES
I don't like yaoi or yuri so I must be a homophobi
I LIKE CARTOONS SO I MUST BE IRRESPONSIBALE
I wear big sunhats so I must be stupid
Im disabled so I must be on welfare
I'm a feminists so I must have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the planet
Im an albino so I must be an evil person with mental diasbilatys and a murderer
Im English so I must speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
IM NOT THE MOST POPULAR PERSON IN SCHOOL SO I MUST BE A LOSER
I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIORMANENT SO I MUST BE A TREE-HUGGING HIPPY
I HAVE A FAN CHARECTER SO I MUST BE AN ANOYING MARY-SUE
I CHAT SO I MUST BE HAVING CYBER-SEX
Im pagan so I must sacrifice baby's and drink the blood of virgins
Im pagan so I must worship satan
Im conservative so I must be against abortion
I'm Swedish so I must be a Tall, blue-eyed lesbian
Im a witch so I must be an old hag and ride around on a broomstick
Im a lesbian so I must want to get with every girl I see
I LIKE READING SO I MUST BE A LONER
I have my own spiritual ideology so I must be wrong or misguided
I LOVE YAOI SO I MUST BE GAY
I am wiicaian so I must be a satanist
I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT SO I MUST BE A TERRORIST
I LIKE COMICS, ANIME, AND CARTOONS SO I MUST BE CHILDISH
I don't curse so I must be an outcast
I spot grammical errors so I must be a pendintic bastard
Im gothic so I must be mean
I'm strong so I must be stupid
Im austrailian so I must hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to reinfares so I must talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don't want a boyfriend so I must be a lesbian
Im gay so I must be after every straight boy I see
Im not christin so I must just need converting
I drink but don't smoke so I must have no life
IM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER SO I MUST BE A CUTTER TOO
I CRY EASILY SO I MUST BE A WIMP
I can't help point out mistakes so I must be an over controlling perfectionest
I'm a perfectionist so I must check everything ten times then cry over one mistake
I don't like talking about my personal life so I must be having problems
I like fire so I must be an arsonist
IM A PERSON SO I MUST BE LABELED
IM A FEMALE GAMER SO I MUST BE UGLY OR CRAZY
im anorexic so i must be looking for attention
Im a cutter so I must be looking for attention
IM QUIET IF I DON'T KNOW YOU SO I MUST BE GOTH OR EMO
I WEAR GLASSES SO I MUST BE A NERD
I HAVE ANXIETY SO I MUST BELONG IN A MENTAL ASYLUM
I HAVE ADHD SO I MUST BE CRAZY
I go to church so I must have been bathed in holy water.
Im black to I must "Praise The Lord!" When I go to church.
I have piercings so I must be a juvenile delinquent
I SWEAR SO I MUST THINK IM BLACK
Im in A gang so I must sell drugs
I WRITE LEMONS SO I MUST LOVE PORN AND RAPE
MY FAVORITE QUATS
Activia yougart killed my mother!- death the kid in soul eater abridged three. "There will be symmetry"
I...fuckin hate you.- benson in three in the am pm
You say that again, your heads going up his ass-Hancock in hancock
STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF!!- Natsu in fairy tail
Oh sun, oh clouds. I love you.- death the kid in soul eater
MAMAAA!! Haruhis using those dirty boy words again.- Tamaki in ouran high school host club
Hes not spider pig anymore. He's Harry potter. -Homer from the Simpsons movie
Look how gay we are in all our gayness!- stewie in family guy
I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese!-red from dick figures
I gonna go ruin my liver!- red from dick figures
I love you. L-let's grow old together in every way. EVERY WAY.-red from dick figures
Sorry dad. My white friends- donavin from malk
You need a sexy hat!-red from dick figures
Dont try, just do-my dad
Its Adam and eve not Adam and Steve-the guy in the wheelchair for king of the hill
I saw a fish!-Ollie from family guy
Inside out, two miles away!-Ollie from family guy
We had sex and sex makes baby's!-Nagisa from Clannad
Favorite books: twilight, dear dumb diary, diary of a wimpy kid, series of unfortionete events
Favorite shows: untold stories of the e.r, I didn't know I was pregnant, mystery diagnosis, monsters inside me, bridzillas, a haunting, lost tapes, doctor G medical examiner, a baby story, supernanny, kitchen nightmares, jump start, the smurfs, happy tree friends, dick figures, family guy, the Cleveland show,
Favorite movies: Caroline, Nightmare before Christmas, Zombieland, The final destination, The fox and the hound, The smurfs movie
Favorite animes: soul eater, clannad, clannad:after story, black butler, ouran high school host club, elfin lied
Favorite mangas: black butler, fairy tail, fruits basket, soul eater, ouran high school host club, full metal alchemist, naruto, elfin lied, yotsuba,
Favorite bands: vocaloid, basshunter, fall out boys, keesha, skillet, Bruno mars, kittie
Favorite songs: between the raindrops, Tokyo teddybear, black paper moon, resonence, now your gone, walk on water, dango daikazoku, wherever you are, falling in the black, die young
Favorite fanfic authors: Female-fighter, nannon-yay, broken and grim ruin, noodle fanatic, Death lordZ, disconlente abyss, soul eater drabbles, mask for insanity, phantom host,
Fav couples: Soulxkid, Black*starxkid, black*starxtsubaki, kidxliz, kidxcrona, makaxkid, stienxspirit, tamakixkyoya, kyoyaxmori, morixhunny, hikarouxkarou, haruhixnekozawa, haruhixmori, natsuxgray, yukixkyo, narutoxsauske, mariexstien, erukaxfree, yasuchikaxharuhi, KarouxKyoya, NagisaxTomoya,
Couples I do not like: Makaxsoul, Black*starxsoul, pattyxliz, pattyxkid, tamakixharuhi, hikarouxkyoya, hunnyxharuhi, sauskexsakura, TomoyaxTomoyo, TomoyaxKyou, TomoyaxRyou, TomoyaxKotomi,
1. Grab the closest book to you, turn to page 81 and read line four
There are no books close by :P
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
A toy dog.
3.What is the last thing you watched on t.v
4.Without looking guess what time it is
5.what time is it really
6.With the exception of the computer what can you hear?
7?when did you last step outside? What where you doing?
Lets see. Friday. And I was getting picked up from school
8.Before starting this profile what where you looking at last?
Umm..I think it was my story's.
9.What are you wearing?
A regular show shirt, a pair of black pants, and my glasses
10.did you have adream, last night?
I think but I can't remember it
11.When did you last laugh
Yesterday when I was reading a sper fluffy fanfic
12.What is on the wall of the room your in?
A t.v and...thats about it
13.Seen anything weird latly
No not really
14.What do you think of this quiz
15.What is the last film you saw
...I don't remember the name of it. I didn't like it very much
16.if you became a multi-millionaire in one night what would you buy?
First class ticktes to Japan.
17.Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Well I've watched medical shows starting with I didn't know I was pregnant since I was 7
18.If you could change one thing about the world, despite guilt or politics what would you change?
I would allow gay marriage.
19.Do you like to dance?
Hes a president right?
21.Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Either Ushio or Kokoro
22.Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him.
Either Shizeki or Stanly
23.Would you ever consider livingabroad
24.what would you say if you walked through gods gates?
Holy crap I'm really dead? Then I would cry
25.If you only had one day to live what would you do?
Ummm...I'm not really sure
26.What is your dream?
To become a doctor
27.what is your dream in a fantasy world?
To marry death the kid and live happily ever after :D
List your top ten anime characters
1.Death the kid
1.What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Scream my friken head off XD
2. 3 walked into the bathroom while your showering
...Kyoya why are you in here?
3.4 announced he/she was going to marry 9
Awww Mori is going to protect Nagisa!
4. 5 cooked you dinner
I would eat it. It would probably be ice cream cake XD
5. 6 was liying next to you on the beach ssleeping
I would take a picture of it and send it to blackstar
6. 7 confessed to be part of your family
I would squel because that means Karou is a part of my family too!
7. 8 got into the hospital ssomehow
i would take Hikarou to him and watch the brotherly love!
8. 9 made fun of your ffriends
I don't think Nagisa would do that. She's to sweet. But if so then...I would make her leave I guess.
9. 10 ignored you all the time
Id tempt her with a dango!
10. 2 serial killers are hunting you down. What would one do?
He would shoot his awesome death cannons and save me :D
11. Your on vacation with 2 and break your leg. What would 2 do?
kyoya would take me to one of his hospitals and take care of me!..so long as I paid him
12. It's your birthday. What will three give you?
13. Your stuck in a house on fire. What will 4 do?
He would rescue me heroically! Mori is a hero! *sqeeee*
14. Your about to do something that will make you feel really embarrassed. What will 5 do?
He would eat an ice cream and walk away T-T
15.Your about to marry 10. What is 1 reaction?
if I married Ushio kid would be all "why are you marrying a Kidd? What are you, spirit?
16. You got dumped by someone. How would 7 cheer you up?
He would blush and hug me
17. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 help you?
She would cheer me on
18. You cant stop laughing. What does 10 do.
Also start laughing!
19. 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
because his strips are just so cute and let's face it...he's so hawt!
20. 2 tells you about his/her secret love for nine
I would be all awwwww!
21. Your dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
22. 4 loves 9 as well. What does that mean?
well I would feel happy for them. But I guess it means...I'll admit it I have a crush on her too. I'm bi, don't judge me!
23. Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?
i think so
24. 6 is a player and breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Slap her. She's to sweet to break hearts.
25. You get a haircut and 7 cant stop looking at you. What runs through your mind?
i would think that Karou gonna get a broken heart
26. 8 thinks he/she will never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. What do tell him/her?
That he has a perfectly good brother that loves him.
27. 9 loves you and is too shy to face you so he/she sends there love through an e-mail. What do you do?
Well I'd actually be very happy. I think she's very pretty so I would web with her I suppose.
28. You see 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
i would think that kid is a pedophile.
29. You notice that 3 and 4 have been in a hotel room for longer then a few hours. What do you think?
that there is a pretty interesting crack couple starting.
30. Could one and six be soul mates?
31. Would 2 trust 5?
32. 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happened after that?
Ushio would cry and Mori would comfort her.
33. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. what subject do they pick?
34. If 6 and 3 made dinner, what would they make?
Rice and ramen I think.
35. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
36. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
37. 9 sketches what 6 perfect mate would look like. Is 6 happy?
Probably. Even if she wasn't she's to polite to say so.
38. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is there convo about?
probably the birds and the bees. Lol
39. 1 accidentally kicked 10?
Ushio would cry and tomoya would come to the rescue!
40. 2 sent a message to his/her boyfriend/girlfriend but it got sent to 9. What happens.
41. 5 & 6 did a workout together?
Tsubaki would be kairos partner I guess.
42. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday party
She wouldn't care.
43. 7 won the lottery.
He would share with karou
44. 8 had quite a big secret.
He would tell Hikarou only.
45. 9 became a singer
She would be very good!
46. 10 got a daughter
Tomoya would freak out
47. What would 1 think of 2?
That he is very symmetrical
48. How would 3 greet 4?
Hello Mori senpai!
49. What would 4 envy of 5?
50. What dream would 5 have about 6?
sharing ice cream with her.
51. What do 6 and 7 have in commen?
52. What would make 7 angry at 8?
If he dated haruhi
53. Where would 8 and 9 meet?
At the Furukawa bakery
54. What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
55. What would make 10 scared of 1?
His symmetry freakouts
56. Is 3 gay?
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Rainspiral, X-Chick303, Zane-Ice-Fairy, Dtksgirl.
You Might Be An Author If...
1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
3. Spell check is your best friend.
4. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.
5. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
6. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
7. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
8. You talk to yourself... constantly.
9. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
10. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
11. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
12. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Life will be all "Whaaaat?"
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
When you feel like no one is there for you just remember...god is
RANDOM THINGS TO DO IN THE STORE!
1.Throw a bunch of bouncy balls down the aisle and yell "Pikachu, I choose you!"
2.Creep down the aisle humming mission impossible
3.Make a trail of tomato sauce leading to the bathroom
4.Go into the changing room and be quiet for a moment. Then yell "there's no toilet paper in here!"
5. Hide in a tent in the camping area and tell people passing by that you'll let them in If they bring pillows from the linen area.
6. hide in the clothing rack and when someone browses through say "pick me, pick me!"
7. If a clerk asks if they can help you then cry out, "Why won't you people leave me alone?!"
8. If an announcement is made over the intercom then curl up on the floor in fetal position and cry, "it's the voices again!"
WEIRD THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1. Yell ding whenever anyone presses a button
2.drop a pen and when someone tries to help you pick it up yell, "that's mine!"
3.Draw a square on the floor and say that's your personal space
4.Offer to press a button for someone then press them all
5.When there's only one other person with you then meow and pretend it wasn't you
6.When there's only one other person, poke them and pretend it wasn't you
7.When it's really quiet stare at the wall and whisper, "I see dead people."
8.If there is a baby in the elevator then glare at it and say "I'm onto you."
9.Stare at someone then gasp and say, "your one of them."
10. Yell "group hug" and then enforce it.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it..i did
If you are one heck of an Anime\Manga freak, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: HarpieAna, Depthmon, Lady Lilane, Rainbow 35, Raakshii, duckie lover 151,The Goth Twin, Moonlightpheonix-xX, dtksgirl.
My name is misty
I am but three
my eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
my daddy so mad
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly
then maybe my mommy
would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all
I can't make a wrong
or else I'm locked up
all day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
nobody is home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice
So maybe ill just get
one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound
i just heard a car
my daddy is home
from Charlie's bar
I hear him curse
he calls my name
I press myself
against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shoats ugly words
He says its my fault
he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
and yells at me more
I finally get free
and run for the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl
He takes me and throws me
against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
My bones nearly broken
And my daddy continues
with more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
into unimaginable hate
The pain and the hurt
again and again
Oh god please have mercy
oh please let it end
He finally stops
and heads for the door
While I lie there motionless
sprawled on the floor
My name is misty
i am but three
tonight my daddy
STOP CHILD ABUSE! I FOR ONE AM SICK OF IT! Copy, and past this to your profile and then Put your name here if you want to stop child abuse.-Dtksgirl
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000,The Goth Twin, Moonlightpheonix-xX, dtksgirl.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are a girl who is tired of the stereotype that girls are weaker than men, copy and paste this to let those guys know that we could beat their sorry asses anyday. XD (sorry dudes...but...it's true!!)
If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you easily finish a novel a day, copy and paste this onto you're profile.
If you twitch everytime you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. (If you haven't proofread your last chapter, DO IT NOW!!)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000, DarkBombayAngel, ScoobyxAlone, Kaytii,The Goth Twin,Nitrea, Rabid Cream Puffs, Moonlightpheonix-xX, dtksgirl
If you bother to read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile!
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