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FAY AND LYLA ARE DEAD
I would like to apologize to you, because I am bringing you bad news.
As of March 5, 2014, they were in a car accident.
Lyla died immediately, and Fay died in the ambulance. They were the only casualties in the accident.
I'm sorry. We (their parents) could not go into their main account, but we could hack into this one. So we are bringing the news to those who read this profile.
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that is stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse... help stop it!
repost this if you know some one who was victim to child abuse
See that boy doing his homework in home room? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you had made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.
Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious about why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever Hawkpath13 Twin4
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
there are three types of people in this world, the people who can't count, and the people who can. If you're group 3, then copy and paste this onto your profile
If you utterly loathe and despise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan,JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever Hawkpath13 Twin4
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile
If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think High School Musical just plain sucked and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you are a person who hasn't yet converted to rap music and likes rock still, put this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading many fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, ObiBettina7,EwanLuvr4Ever Hawkpath13 Twin4
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than fuor letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile
If you think Twilight has more fame than it's worth, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile, and post your name here, TWIN4
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.
If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.
If you think I'm a nutjob don't copy this to your profile.
If your friends can scare you by saying the word pink or cute wittle bunny rabbits copy this to your profile.
if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.
If your personality is strongly similar to a TV show character's, copy this into your profile
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy is when your off in your own little world, and you start to think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile
Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you cluod raed taht put it in yupr pfilroe!
If you've copies and pasted stuff that you've already copied and pasted on your profile, put this on your profile,
If you've copies and pasted stuff that you've already copied and pasted on your profile, put this on your profile,
If you've had Deja Vu paste this on your profile
IF YOU LIKE CHEESE AND ARE NOT AFRAID TO SHOUT IT TO THE WORLD COPY AND PASTE THIS IDIOTIC MESSAGE ONTO YOUR DUMB PROFILE!
If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
f you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile
If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Why is it that when a white person doesn't agree with a person of a different race, they're so quick to call it racism, yet when they accuse us of being racist so quickly, it's accepted as a general thing and not at all racism? That itself is racism and we don't even say it exist. The truth is, the people who say that we're racist in a heartbeat are racist themselves, and are too proud to admit it. Most white people are not a racist as some people say. It's a stereotype that is some people's first call to use if they're the opposite race. Didn't we do the civil rights movement so everyone was equal, and not so one race can call it racism when someone didn't vote for Obama? And why the hell do they call it reverse discrimination when it's against a white person? Discrimination is when you are unjust to a certain race, age, or gender. So would reverse discrimination be the justness of race and age and gender? The truth is that so many damn people are afraid that they would be racist if they have a different opinion that they barely have their own choice because of social pressure. A lot of African-Americans I know claimed they voted for Obama, and when I asked why, they couldn't explain other than, "He is a great president' when he's directly lied to the American people and has passed acts that the American people said "no" to! The answer is their either so naïve that they don't look at the facts, or they just voted for him when they saw his opponent was white. I'm not saying white people are innocent, because we have done some pretty awful things. Then again, what race is innocent? Why is it right to discriminate against one race and not for another? If you think I'm racist, tell me. PM me. I don't care. However, if you believe that ALL racism is wrong, whether against whites, blacks, browns, Asians, or anyone, copy and past this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Twin4
Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.
If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
90 of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile.
If you love the world, put this in your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are proud to call yourself weird, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever have intellectual conversations with the strange voices in your head, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile
If you like to copy and paste things, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have an unhealthy obsession with Fullmetal Alchemist, copy & paste this to your profile
If you have ever bumped into an inanimate object--and then blamed the object, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever gotten insulted and said 'Thank You', copy & paste this to your profile.
If you ever got pulled into an argument you had nothing to do with, copy & paste this to your profile
If you ever started running into walls for your own amusement, copy and paste this to your profile
If you ever grinned so much that someone asked you if you forgot your medicine, copy & paste this to your profile
If you ever needed to scavange for food because your parents forgot to buy groceries, copy & paste this to your profile
If you LOVE meat but love animals, copy & paste this to your profile.
If you usually have no clue in what your relatives are talking about, copy & paste this to your profile.
Stereotypes. I know! I hate them too! Bold the ones you are!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO!
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited!
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST like hamburgers.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be allergic to everything.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugger.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PRO-LIFE, so i MUST stand outside abortion clinics with picket signs.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have failed a grade.
I DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST be racist.
I get ANGRY easily, so I MUST be violent and always be looking for a fight.
I like NATURAL DISASTERS so I MUST have no heart
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be a weak, heartless snob
I like ANIME,so I MUST not have any friends
I HAVE A CRUSH on someone who doesn't exist, so I MUST not have a good grip on reality
I'm PROUD of being random, so I MUST have a mental disease.
I am HUMAN, so I MUST be ME.
(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
if you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
Now I sit me down in school
where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
it violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,
that's no offence; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,
to quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
we're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
no word of God must reach the crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
when chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."
-xX You've Read Too Much Hetalia When... Xx-
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps.
2. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from APH than from an actual history class.
3. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
4. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
5 Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
7. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
8. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
9. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
10. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway.
11. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means.
12. You end every sentence with "aru."
13. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
14. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
15. You want Prussia back on the map.
16. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
17. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
18. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
19. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.
20. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
21. You want to learn every single language in the world.
22. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
23. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.
24. When questions on your history test involve two nations and invasion, you can't quite think straight after that.
25. When you expect the Polish exchange student to start cross-dressing.
26. You start using 'Ve' for an answer to everything, 'Chigi!' When you're annoyed or pissed off and 'Kolkolkol' when you're seriously angry.
If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.
If you are a Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile
If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out, copy this into your profile!
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
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Signs you are obsessed with Axis Powers Hetalia: (I bolded the ones that apply to me :D)
1. You take history class just to understand Hetalia more.
"We're not lost. We're locationally challenged." -John M. Ford
"The best armor is to keep out of range." -Italian Proverb
"The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing." -Henry S. Haskins
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction." -Douglas MacArthur
"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue." -Anon
"Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and Me." -Anon
"When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong or absolutely right." -Albert Guinon
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." -Albert Einstein
"I was begining to wonder if you even got my message" "We retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you requested, Master. Then we decided to come rescue you" (looks up at chains) "Good job!" Obi-Wan and Anakin - Star Wars Episode ll
"Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!" "Apparantly not" Obi-Wan and Anakin - Star Wars Episode lll
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
“Et tu, Brute.” –William Shakespeare
“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” –Katherine Hepburn
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” –Mark Twain
“It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” –Mark Twain
“Kindness is a language which the death can hear, and the blind can read.” –Mark Twain
“Sacred cows make the best hamburger.” –Mark Twain
“There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.” –Mark Twain
“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.” –Mark Twain
“The word impossible is not in my dictionary.” –Napoleon Bonaparte
“Never fight an inanimate object.” -P.J. O’Rourke
“You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?” –Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl
“When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.” –Sherlock Holmes
“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that don’t work.” –Thomas Alva Edison
“What if this weren’t a hypothetical question” –Unknown
“Do or do not, there is no try.” –Yoda
“Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?” –George Carlin
“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.” –Groucho Marx
“If you don’t know where you are going, any road will take you there.” –Lewis Carroll
“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.” –Mark Twain
“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” –Mark Twain
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” –Mark Twain
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” –Mark Twain
“Get you facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.” –Mark Twain
“I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved it.” –Mark Twain
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.” –Mark Twain
“If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.” –Mark Twain
“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” –Mark Twain
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Napoleon Bonaparte
“Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.” –Oscar Wilde
“Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.” –Unknown
“He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front.” –Unknown
“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried.” –Unknown
“Never judge someone till you’ve walked a mile in their shoes, cause then you’re a mile away and you’ve got their shoes.” –Unknown
“It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.” -Unknown
“You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.” –Unknown
"What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?"–Unknown
"Am I Catholic? Or Protestant? Oh, God, I don't know..." -England
"I'm the HERO!" -America
"I'm Canada." -Canada (lol obviously)
"Dwop dead, Engwand!" -Chibi America
"Ooh boy! Drop dead, England!" -Teen America
"Drop dead, England!" -Current America
"Accursed doorknob! How dare you keep me away from my brother?!" -Belarus
"Become one with me, Russia!" -Belarus
"Become one with Russia, da?" -Russia
The Axis Powers
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[x]You're very mature
The Allied Forces
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x]You love hamburgers. (Of Course!)
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[x]You like tea.
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ]You're very affectionate.
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[x]You had a very sad childhood.
China (Wang Yao)
[x]You're very mature.
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x]You are very well-raised.
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x]You're often ignored by people.
[ ]You smoke.
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
[ ]You have a potty-mouth.
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x]You're very loyal.
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
[x]You're quite mean-spirited. (Depends on who it is)
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
[x]You are clueless about things around you.
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
NOOOOO! I'm like Japan! (well...percentage wise)
MORE HETALIA QUOTES
England: *to China about America* He's 90 percent soda and 10 percent water.
"I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!"
"Let's hit him violently and get what we can out of him."
"Germany, Germany! I'm in North Africa right now and I can't tie my shoe laces!"
"My only friend growing up was a yak."
"Seriously, you're all nutburgers! What am I to do with you?"
"Ahahaha! Listen to me and my awesome hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!"
"Oh, boy... it's hug time." (Italy)
"Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each other!" (Italy)
"Ahhh-ahh! I'm so sorry! You were right! I am not the box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies, lies, LIES! Please don't shoot me! I'm too young to die, and what if I don't die and but am just mortally wounded and forced to lie there in misery in a pool of my own blood?! Please, I'll do anything--well, I mean within reason-- I don't want to diiiiiiie!"
(Smacking Italy) SMACK SMACK SMACK!!!- France Hetalia: Axis Powers
Italy- *calls Germany* GERMANY GERMANY!!! HELP ITS STUCK HELP GET IT OUT!!!!
Korea: Those were invented at my place!
Germany: "I once killed a man using his own mustache and a grape-"
Hey Math, I'me sorry, but I've been wanting to tell you this for a while now. I'm not a therapist, and frankly, your thousands of years old, compared to my mere decade or so.
If you don't get what I'm saying, I'll spell it out for you.
Grow up and solve your own problems.
And don't you dare say that you couldn't calculate the variables in the sentence. That wasn't a stupid equation.
Oh, and one more thing, stop asking me to find your 'x'. I don't know 'y' she left or where she is on the plot grid, so do us all a favor and shut up.
-the modern age.
"Today will be a historic day. I will take over the world. Then I will sit on my couch and say 'What shall I do tommorow?'."-Unknown
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and doesn't stop until you stand up to speak in public.
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.
"Sir, we are surrounded!" "Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction."
copy and paste this onto your profile if you've experienced deja-vous
COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN
The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. Erma Bombeck
"There cannot be another crisis until next week. My schedule is already full."
"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."
"Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested."
"I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no freaking way paper can beat rock. What, paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock, thus leaving it immobile? If so, then why in the world can't paper do this to scissors? Never mind scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating (Usually) innocent students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. when I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then, when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
It takes about 550 peanuts to make just one jar of peanut butter.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tounge.
It is physically impossible for a pig to look up at the sky.
Of all the senses, smell is the one that is most closely linked to the brain.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
An Ostrich's eye is larger than it's brain.
like finger prints, tounges have their own unique print.
Around 10% of the worlds population is left handed.
Each year insects eat one third of the worlds food crops.
Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown further if it's thrown west.
In the course of a life time you will eat 70 assorted insects and spiders while sleeping.
Human thigh bones are as strong as concrete.
No two spider webs are ever the same.
The human eye sees everything upside down, the brain turns it up the right way.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.
In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of five times around the equator
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth
The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day
The most common name in the world is Mohammed
Karaoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese
The first known contraceptive was "crocodile dung" used used by Egyptians in 2000 B. C.
Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name (on all state documents, it's labeled "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations)
When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States
Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book Dewey-decimal every category
It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked on top of one another, to measure the deepest point of the Gulf of Mexico
It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War and Peace"
The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction is $1.3 million
On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.
Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
The names of the two stone lions in front of the New York Public Library are Patience and Fortitude. They were named by then-mayor Fiorello LaGuardia.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
Lucy and Linus (who where brother and sister) had another little brother named Rerun. (He sometimes played left-field on Charlie Brown's baseball team, [when he could find it!]).
The pancreas produces Insulin.
1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.
There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).
A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.
Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.
The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
World Tourist day is observed on September 27.
Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.
The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m).
Diet Coke was only invented in 1982.
There are more than 1,700 references to gems and precious stones in the King James translation of the Bible.
When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
American car horns beep in the tone of F.
Turning a clock's hands counterclockwise while setting it is not necessarily harmful. It is only damaging when the timepiece contains a chiming mechanism.
There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.
Police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but more recently Hungarian.
The Australian $5 to $100 notes are made of plastic.
St. Stephen is the patron saint of bricklayers.
The average person makes about 1,140 telephone calls each year.
Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.
If you had enough water to fill one million goldfish bowls, you could fill an entire stadium.
Mary Stuart became Queen of Scotland when she was only six days old.
Charlie Brown's father was a barber.
Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.
The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.
Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.
The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.
The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.
The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.
Beatrix Potter created the first of her legendary "Peter Rabbit" children's stories in 1902.
In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.
The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."
A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.
The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.
The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.
Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder gap at the rear of the barrel.
Liberace Museum has a mirror-plated Rolls Royce; jewel-encrusted capes, and the largest rhinestone in the world, weighing 59 pounds and almost a foot in diameter.
A car that shifts manually gets 2 miles more per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.
Cats can hear ultrasound.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
Children grow faster in the springtime.
On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.
Paul Revere rode on a horse that belonged to Deacon Larkin.
The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.
Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired"
Nobody knows who built the Taj Mahal. The names of the architects, masons, and designers that have come down to us have all proved to be latter-day inventions, and there is no evidence to indicate who the real creators were.
Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.
The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.
"Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."
February is Black History Month.
Jane Barbie was the woman who did the voice recordings for the Bell System.
The first drive-in service station in the United States was opened by Gulf Oil Company - on December 1, 1913, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.
Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA),Fruity-Dragonfly (USA) Twin4 (USA)
QUOTES OF LIFE
Always end the name of your child in a vowel. That way, it will carry when you yell at them.
I've always wanted to be somebody. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. I always lock three, every other one. That way, when someone tries to break in, they're always locking three.
A pessimist is someone who has to listen to too many optimist.
Anyone who say's they can see through a woman is missing a lot.
I intend to live forever. So far so good.
I'm not afraid of death. I just don't happen to want to be there when it happens.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
I like children - fried.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Reasons why abortion is wrong.
All life is sacred to God.
All life on earth was created by the Almighty LORD. The LORD only allows us to kill animals because he made us in His image, and we needed clothing and a separate food source. Therefore, it is morally wrong to kill fetuses, as it is a child of our God, whether you believe in Him or not.
Abortion is murder of the weakest in society.
Abortion is the deliberate killing of the weakest and most defenseless among us. What motivates an abortionist? What must they think as they slash and tear a baby apart or plunge a knife into its neck? “A Woman’s Right To Choose”. It’s a free country, and I ask you, how could anyone possibly be against it? I am most definitely in favor of a woman’s right to choose. But there is a problem with it, which nobody seems to notice, and that problem is that when a woman learns that she is pregnant there is another person in existence. Doesn't that person have the same right to choose? Are we going to say that just a certain privileged class of person has this right to choose to live or die – and for other people? That doesn't sound fair. That’s not freedom of choice – that’s tyranny. Certainly the other person is not old enough to vote in an election, but doesn't that person have the same right to be protected by society as other children are protected? But wait, you say it isn't really a person, it’s a fetus. A child is a child whether it’s inside or outside the mother, whether it’s one pound or ten pounds. Size doesn't determine humanity. And just think about it – does it make any sense at all to say a baby inside its mother isn't human, but the minute it pokes its head out it is? Today, abortion supporters say that it is better for babies to be aborted than to grow up in a home where they are unwanted. Who are they to decide if a life is meaningless? Do they think that they are God? Just because an unborn baby is unwanted today does not mean that he is destined to be unwanted for the rest of his life.
But if you still don’t agree, ask you family doctor some very specific questions: At what point is it possible to hear a baby’s heartbeat? When can you fist measure brainwaves? How soon does a baby start to look like a person? If that seems like to much trouble to ask the questions and go to the doctor, than I will say that 6 days after implantation in the uterus the person has developed so rapidly that his heart, brain, spinal column, and nervous system are almost complete; after 8 days the person’s heart has started to beat. Although still very small, this individual has taken control of the pregnancy to try to assure it’s survival – and the mother probably doesn't even know she is pregnant yet.
The procedure is evil
They can feel pain
With the advent of sonograms and live-action ultrasound images, neonatologists and nurses are able to see unborn babies at 20 weeks gestation react physically to outside stimuli such as sound, light and touch. The sense of touch is so acute that even a single human hair drawn across an unborn baby's palm causes the baby to make a fist.
Did you know that this 20-week-old unborn child can feel pain?
In fact, they have a heightened sensitivity level.
The Bible forbids it
Proverbs 6:16-17 says that God HATES those who shed innocent blood! Deuteronomy 27:25 says, "Cursed be he that taketh reward to slay an innocent person. And all the people shall say, Amen."
If God allows a child to be conceived, then God obviously has a plan for that child. Mary's parents didn't know that she'd give birth to the Savior of the world, but she did. God has a plan for unborn children (Jer. 1:5; Lk. 1:13-17; Gen. 4:25; Jud. 13:3-5), so to abort an unborn child is to stop a plan of God.
God created man to be the highest form of life on earth (Gen. 1:26-28). Human life is very precious to God. In fact, it is so precious that God Himself instituted the Death Penalty for anyone who takes the life of another (Exo. 21:12; Num. 35). God places great value on human life!
However, abortion promotes the message that life is NOT so valuable, and that man can do as he pleases with it. How long will it be before our nation decides that the killing of elderly people and sick people is justifiable? Why stop there? How long will it be before it becomes lawful to kill Bible believers who refuse to conform to the world system? It won't be as long as you may think (Rev. 13:16-18; Rev. 20:4). Abortion devalues human life, and it pushes our nation a step closer to that wicked day when it becomes lawful to murder innocent people.
This flows from everything that has been seen so far. God's own finger writes in stone the commandment, "Thou shalt not kill," (Ex.20:13, Deut. 5:17) and Christ re-affirms it (Mt. 19:18 — notice that He mentions this commandment first.) The Book of Revelation affirms that murderers cannot enter the Kingdom of heaven (Rev. 22:15).
The killing of children is especially condemned by God through the prophets. In the land God gave his people to occupy, foreign nations had the custom of sacrificing some of their children in fire. God told His people that they were not to share in this sin. They did, however, as Psalm 106 relates: "They mingled with the nations and learned their works . . . They sacrificed their sons and their daughters to demons, and they shed innocent blood, the blood of their sons and their daughters, whom they sacrificed to the idols of Canaan, desecrating the land with bloodshed" (Ps. 106: 35, 37-38). This sin of child-sacrifice, in fact, is mentioned as one of the major reasons that the Kingdom of Israel was destroyed by the Assyrians and the people were taken into exile. "They mutilated their sons and daughters by fire . . . till the Lord, in his great anger against Israel, put them away out of his sight" (2 Kg. 17: 17-18). Not even for "religious freedom" can the killing of children be tolerated.
Many passages teach us not to deliberately kill innocent human beings. Please read Exodus 23:7; Proverbs 6:16,17;Revelation 21:8; 22:15; Matthew 15:19,20; and Romans 13:8-10. In addition, please consider these specific passages.Psa. 106:37,38 -- Israel was polluted with blood because the people shed the innocent blood of their "sons and daughters." But unborn babies are "sons and daughters." What then is the condition of our land when over 25 million "sons and daughters" have been legally killed?Matthew 2:16 -- Herod is considered wicked because he slew the male children in Bethlehem. Luke 2:12,16 calls such children "babes." But Luke 1:41,44 also calls unborn children "babes," so how can it be acceptable to kill them?Hosea 13:16; 2 Kings 8:12 -- When children or infants are dashed to pieces, it is a great tragedy to any nation. Yet unborn babies are children or infants, and in our nation they are dashed to pieces by the millions!Acts 7:19; Ex. 1:16-18 -- Pharaoh commanded that Israelite "sons" or "men children" be killed as soon as they were born. But these same terms are used for unborn babies. Would it have been acceptable for Pharaoh to have had abortions performed to kill the babies? Is it any less wicked if people today do it?Deuteronomy 27:25 -- "Cursed be he that taketh a bribe to slay an innocent person." What clearer description could be given for people who operate abortion clinics?
Therefore, how can you possibly want to MURDER children who have no voice?
Look at human rights, and how abortion violates them.
Right to privacy. In order to murder an unborn, you must go into the womb.
Right to live and exist. Murder doesn't support the right to live, and if pro-choice claims their not alive, then they are keeping them form existing in the future.
Safety from violence. Now, think about it. Is ripping a defenseless limb by limb not violent?
Equality for all sexes. In many places around the globe, it is common to value a gender over another. They also commonly abort the opposite sex because it is undesired.
Fair trial. Where do the unborn get a say in this? Where is the unborn's lawyer?
To be innocent until proven guilty. If they have no trial, how can we kill them? What crime have they committed that they should be killed?
To be recognized as a person. Often, abortion doctors claim that the unborn are not human. They are a lump of tissue mass, or a clot. They ignore the fact that they have all their organs, bones, can feel pain, and have brain waves.
To have health care. How is killing a child for any reason health care? It's cold blooded murder. Not even if it endangers the mothers life should it be allowed because a), some great people in history have been born at the expense of their parents. B) people who think about the mother and want her to abort the child, but the child is alive and it is highly unlikely that the mother will die.
Also, there are other ways to get rid of the child.
You can give it to the father.
Reasons why people want abortion and why there reasons are wrong/unnecessary/better ways.
Incest: Then you should have said no to your relative, and now put the child up for adoption. Unless it was rape, which you can read the entry above.
Unwanted/unintentional: If you became pregnant on accident, and you didn't intend to have a child, then you can decide what to do with it after its birth. You can keep it, which most mothers tend to do, or you could give it away to a close friend. Or put it at an adoption center.
You don't want to give it away: Which would you rather live with, killing your child and guaranteeing you'll never see it again or giving it a nice home where you might see it again?
No extra money: You are in a financial hole, and a child might make it grow worse. Give the child to a close friend/relative willing for a child, or put it up for adoption. Anything is better than killing someone.
Older mother: You already have had children, and don't want another family? Well, remember how much fun and the joy you had with your first kids? Why kill (murder) that chance again?
Unwed: You should have planned it out. It's not the child's fault it was conceived. Deal with the child. Or put it up for adoption. That's your only right choice when involving the life of the child, unless you decide to keep it.
Family pressure: Think about what you want. Do you want to become a murderer? Do you want to kill your child. No one can force you to have an abortion. If they do, it's illegal and you have just been forced to become a murderer. Or rather, the people who forced you became murderers.
You didn't know you were pregnant: By the time you realize your pregnant from not knowing you were pregnant, the fetus is most certainly a human and killing it is murder. 100%. Keep the child, or put it up for adoption.
Personal medical issues: So few woman actually die during pregnancy. Can you also put your own life before another, if a situation meaning certain death for one, or unlikely death for your own? Who can be so selfish?
Baby is deformed: There are surgeries that can be preformed to stop the deformation before birth. Look up Bret and his case of Spinal Bifida. That's a common reason some babies are aborted for medical reasons.
Teenage pregnancy: Abortion, in this case, provides an escape from shame and a fallback option for teenagers. However, in life, should we have a fallback option? No. It makes us become irresponsible and careless. If we do something shameful, then we should be forced to bear that shame, because without humility, what are we? Animals? Does any other species have abortion for underage parents? No. As humans, teenagers should deal with it and live up to the consequences.
From the Twin4.
If you agree to any of this, and that abortion is pure cold blooded murder, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Twin4
If you are a freak, copy this
If you are a troll, copy this
If batteries are not included, copy this
If you think the cake is a lie, copy this
If you know what Isaiah 7:6 says, copy this
If you know Het Wilhelmus, O Canada, God Save The Queen, or The Star Spangled Banner, copy this
If you are part Dutch, copy this
If you are against Westboro Baptist, copy this
If you live in a red state, copy this
If you have seen Gagnam style, copy this
If you are gonna stay up until midnight on december 21, 2012 eating popcorn to prove all those hippies wrong, copy this
If you have seen Heterica the Great's profile, copy this
If you do not contain soy products, copy
If you are Pro-Life, copy
If you like Annoying Orange, copy
If you need CHOCOLATE, copy
If you are Christian (no mormons, does not include you), copy
If you know what a diphthong is, copy
If you are ROTFLing, copy
If randomness and/or pervertedness are describing you, copy this
If you have seen Moar Krabs, copy
If you were there when pres. Obama lied about catching bin Laden, copy
If you have heard Hillary Clinton speaking (aka lying), copy
If you need CPR, screw you for not calling 911 yet.
If you have a problem with your mom, screw you for not buttersocking her yet.
If a cheeseburger is your only friend in the whole world, get a life fatso.
If you have ever noticed that 9-1-1 can be pronounced as 9-11, copy this
Don't you cry over every mistake just keep on going til you run out of cake!- GlaDos
For if it is by works we are saved, Christ died in vain.- Paul
I do not want C to become one with me!- Twin4 aka death
Give me liberty or give me death- Patrick Henry
Yo man, got any cigarettes?- random guy we met on the street
Firestar doesn't like waffles- Graystripe
Want us to sing a song about tupperware- a gay couple our youth group met on the street
"Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each other!" (Italy)
"You're really my enemy? A decedent of Great Rome?" (Germany)
"Huh, wait. You're telling me you know Grandpa Rome? What a fantastical turn of events! Especially for this poor pizza- and pasta lover! You had me completely fooled! I thought you were really mean and scary. So we can be friends, okay?" (Italy-WWI to Germany)
Heaven kicked me out but hell is afraid I’ll take over...
...so I'll stay here and become Mother Russia, da?
It is scientifically proven that you can die of having too many birthdays.
Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names.
It’s strange, really…when you scream in a library, everyone gives you these weird looks. But when you scream on an aeroplane everyone joins in!
I didn’t slap you. I high-fived your face.
If life gives you lemons...
If life gives you lemons, you find some poor kid with a paper cut.
If life gives you lemons, you make grape juice, sit back, and let the world wonder how you did it.
If life gives you lemons, you find someone with vodka and throw a party.
If life gives you lemons, ask if tequila and salt come with it.
If life gives you lemons, shut up and eat the damn things!
Woman: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
Man: But I'm allergic to citrus.
Woman: Then make lemonade, swell up, and die!
If life gives you lemons, make a lemonade stand, then use the profits to buy a machine gun and see if life makes the same mistake twice.
If life gives you lemons, find the person who life gave tequila.
If life gives you lemons, tuck them in your bra and see if that helps! random woman on internet
If life gives you lemons, clone the lemons and make super lemons and take over the world.
If life gives you lemons... it's your own damn fault for being so crappy.
If life gives you lemons, make life suck all the vitamins out of it and yell, "EAT THAT LIFE!"
If life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt.
If life gives you lemons, ask two questions; who names their kid life, and why is he giving you lemons? Twin4's big bro.
If life gives you oranges, ask three questions; who names their kid life, why is he giving you oranges, and why in the past has he given you lemons? Twin4's big bro.
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline in the South.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
There are 354 days 'till Christmas...and people already have their light up. Wow.
You text him. He doesn't text back. That's because he's obviously so exited you text him he fainted.
A police officer asks me where I was between 4 and 5. I said kindergarten.
I hate it when people say age is just a number. Age is clearly a word.
They say REVENGE is best served cold. They also say REVENGE is sweet. So REVENGE must be ICE-CREAM!
Apparently Twilight is so popular because people can relate to it. So I guess there are a lot of teenage vampires here huh?
Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting likeyour father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
I am the girl that gets lost in thought and runs into a pole.
I am the girl that fit in better at Irk, or any Anime or Manga, Pallet Town, City park zoo, or even Bikini Bottom, then at my school.
I am the weird girl who dresses like she does not care (and really does not care), and acts strange.
I am the girl who has never stayed up all night. I am the girl that blurts out random things, at the wrong time.
I am the girl that never watches things like American Idol.
I am the girl that wants a kindle, not a cell phone or music player.
I am the girl that asks you the same thing for seven days before remembering she already asked you that.
I am the girl that would rather talk about Pokemon, or Invader Zim, or POM, or anime and manga, then singers.
I am the girl that sticks up for people, when no one else does.
I am the girl that judges people by who they are, not by their looks.
I have a special power. I know that the people that like me, are the ones that can look inside a person.
I am proud to be "That one strange kid." Because I , am ME. Something nobody can copy.
Copy and paste if you are proud to be strange! And add your name to the list: Amy2421, Invader Cakez, Invader ShadowWolf, Fritter Critter, Twin4
If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Did you know sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool,copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you constanly spout out random GIR quotes, and this earns you frequent threats involving the ASYLUM, copy and paste this into your profile.
95% of teenagers would start a riot if Justin Beiber were to jump off a 25 story building. Add this to your profile if you're going to be one of the 5 percent to grab a chair, some popcorn, and yell "JUMP!"
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (Sorry Junior, you just have to deal with the pain.)
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (OH CRAP!!! *spews nuts* I thought they were RAISINS!)
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (Damn... When else am I going to iron my sheets?)
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (I had NO IDEA!)
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (But I like it crunchy...)
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (...No comment.)
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (...Again, no comment.)
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Away from Children (...I DON'T WANNA!!!)
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (Darn. There goes my whole day.)
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (But my insides will look so NICE fire-engine red!)
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (But WHHHHYYYY???)
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (NO FRICKIN' WAY!!!)
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (...Your first clue?)
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (...I wonder what that would be...)
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion.)
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh?)
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought??...)
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because??...)
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)
26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, CHERRY CHOCOLATE PIE, Sakura-The-Kitsune, TimIsaFunSucker, InvaderMads45321, Warlanda, lunathehalfbreed, Invader ShadowWolf, Fritter Critter, Twin4
I'm the type of girl who will pull a door that says push copy and paste this if you did the same or visa versa
One day your prince will come... I think mine got hit by a bus.
Wake up in the morning feeling like going back to sleep... mornings are dead to me on weekends
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
"Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words can NEVER hurt me." "Oh yeah?" *throws dictionary at him*
Homework hurts trees.
I almost liked you.
I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces
I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm afraid of the monsters living in the dark.
Come to the dark side, we have cookies.
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
I'm the type of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster.
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
Firework- Katy Perry, Dynamite- Taio Cruz, Grenade- Bruno Mars...I'm starting to get a feeling that hot celebs like explosive weapons...
One day your prince will come...mine? Oh, well, he just took a wrong turn...got lost...and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I wish that life was a dream...I really want to wake up...
Love me love me not
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!
You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'.
You say Martians. We say Irkens.
You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.
You say backpack. We say PAK.
You say uprising. We say RESISTY!
You say stupid. We say "advanced."
You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!
You say ugly. We say big head.
You say "The Song that Never Ends." We say "The Doom Song".
You say robot. We say GIR.
You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"
You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"
You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"
You say chihuahua. We say "MADNESS!!!!"
You say, "Listen very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY carefully!" We say, "Whut?"
You say UFO. We say Voot Cruiser.
You say, "WE'RE DOOMED!!!" We say, "YAAAAYYY!!!"
You say bumblebee. We say EVIL DEATH BEE.
You say police car. We say, "PATHETIC! PATHETIC EARTH VEHICLE!!!"
You say Chuck 'E' Cheese's. We say Bloaty's.
You say McDonalds. We say McMeaties.
You say School. We say Skool.
You say, "Hey, guys! GUYS!" We say, ""My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My, my-my Tallest! My Ta-a-a-l-lest! Hey! Hey! Hey, over here, my Tallest! MY TALLEST! Hey, it's me! LOOK AT ME! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest?"
You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.
If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile!
I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! Micah The Homicidal Maniac, Invader Kat 27, Invader ShadowWolf, Fritter Critter, Twin4
You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:
1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.
2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.
3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.
4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.
5. You talk in third person.
6. You block up your chimney on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.
7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.
8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.
9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)
10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga.
11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...
12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.
13. Waffles are the best food in the world. Period.
14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.
15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.
16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.
17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.
18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.
19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base.
20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!
Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
FINISH THIS PHRASE YOUR WAY: When life gives you lemons...
Eat them! Lemons are yummy! -noonesorange-StarsRShiney
Read Them! O.O -noonespurple-toxilev
Squirt the juice in your enemy's eye! -Kicon
MAKE FLYING MONKIES!! -Picklewars2
. . . use them to power your doomsday device and hold a few countries ransom, THEN use the resulting influx in cash to take over the world. -M. Burusu
make applesauce! -FrostDeman
... use one lemon bunch's seeds to grow more lemons and start a lemon farm, use the other bunch to make a pitcher of poisoned lemonade, which you give to your worst enemy, then you use the last bunch to power up a time bomb which you use to scare the mayor of your city into giving you complete control over it. Then you use your city control to enslave the townspeople as soldiers to aid you in your plan to take over the world. (Profile worthy, eh?)- Cresle Generation X
... Use them to make a love potion! -Raikim4Never
...Make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it -Rainsong or Moonfeather
... Squirt them in Life's eyes, rendering him powerless. Then harness his limitless power to assassinate the president and take over the world!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! - Moonstream-Sunstripe
...tell me about your cookies! -Spottedpaw13
...eat cherry pie. I mean seriously, which would you rather have? -Rainhead
... Turn around, throw them at a window, then blame it on your neighbor, get them arrested, and last of all, LET THE WORLD WONDER HOW YOU DID IT WITHOUT EXPLODING! -InvaderTyleana
...Wonder who released the moose. Because everyone knows that the moose used to give out lemons on National Pi Day. -Invader Cakez
...1) Feed them to your dog and backflip into oblivion. 2) Throw them at your siblings/enemies. 3) Kill Dib with the juice so Zim can assist you in conquering the earth. - Invader Omega
...Throw them at traffic and cause a multi-car accident!!! Oh, and then make a crack about their cars being lemons. - Invader ShadowWolf
...Screw you, Life, I didn't want lemons. I wanted Grapes. O.o -Fritter Critter
...Shut up and eat your damn lemons! -Lyla of Twin4
...Ask if some salt and tequila comes with it... -Fay of Twin4
Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when you're going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when you're crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is the last day of school and you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".
Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epicly, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through.
Crazy is when you go in your backyard and have conversations with yourself and non-existant people while gesturing wildly.
Crazy is when you go outside and show off your Just Dance 2 moves in the rain. While singing along.
Crazy is when you watch Lord of the Rings with your family, and at the end, when they discuss it like nerds, you nod like you get it and when they finish talking, you look at something random and say, "Oh, shiny!...wait...what were we talking about again?"
Crazy is AWESOME!!!
Crazy is when you is on skype, and your friend randomly says, "Well, that guy's headed for certain death," and you laugh.
Crazy is saying, "There's a car in a river, and people in the car. How is that a fail? That's a win!!!"
Crazy is when you read crack pairing fics and make your own when you're bored.
Crazy is when you have memorized all the words to llamas with hats and repeat them to random people, just so you can creep them out.
Crazy is when you randomly say 'moo' or 'cheese'.
Crazy am when you don't not got no good grammars.
Crazy is when you recieve daily threats to get put in an asylum.
Crazy is when you make a list of where you put everything so as not to lose it, and you lose the list.
Crazy is when you can voluntarily make your eye twitch, and it looks realistic, too!
Crazy is when you ferociously growl like a mad wolf when your friends annoy you.
Crazy is when you put it on your To-Do list to memorize the universe's top ten most annoying songs.
Crazy is when you are in a quiet classroom, you fall out of your chair backwards, and start laughing insanely while everyone stares at you.
Crazy is when you constantly shout out non-sequitors. TORTELLINI!!!!!!!
Crazy is when you like eating paper.
Crazy is when you bend your computer or DS' screen and threaten it when it's being slow or you lose a game.
Crazy is when you say something that makes no sense to anyone but you and doesn't actually relate to anything, but you crack up, and when everyone stars giving you "looks", you cover up by saying it's an "inside joke."
Crazy is when you are PROUD of the fact that you can bash your head against a wall for five straight minutes and not feel a thing.
Crazy is when your stuff keeps falling out of your locker, and you randomly snap and start punching and kicking it and screaming, "HOW DO YA' LIKE ME NOW?!?!? HUH?!? YOU WANT SOME A' DIS?!? HUH? HUH?!?" and not even noticing that everyone is stopping and staring at you.
Crazy is when you burn your tongue on a hot liquid or omthing like that, shriek, spaz out, wonder out loud how long it will take for your taste buds to grow back, then continue drinking the scalding liquid like nothing happened.
Crazy is when you have a staring contest with yourself
Crazy is when you've unintentionally done half, or more, of the things on this list.
Crazy is when your own characters start talking to you in your mind... O.O
Crazy is when you laugh loudly and sceam; MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST, I ( insert your name here) HAVE ANOTHER PLAN TO TAKE OVER PLANET DIRTBALL! ALL I NEED IS TO GET RID OF THE (inset arch rival's name here)!
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile
If you've ever run into something big and obvious in public, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste.
If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate animal abuse and animal testing, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you agree pit bulls and other animals that are misjudged make awesome pets, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you want to stop Kony, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think the bombing in Sudan is wrong and cruel and stupid and...I think you get the message, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate homework and think it's a waste of trees, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you go psycho from the lack of sleep, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your a tom-boy and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile and put your pen name on the list: Foxbracken, Fritter Critter
If you think poaching is wrong and poachers are wrong, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think sincerely that the world ended on December 21, 2012, copy and past this onto your profile an add your name to the list. TWIN4
A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Seven days without GOD will make one weak.
Without GOD, our week would be:
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Seven days without GOD will make one weak.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Okay; we know this is wrong, but it is hilarious. NO offence meant at all.
.:LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES:.
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
Write down your twelve favorite Hetalia characters and then answer the questions below.
7. North Italy
10. South Italy
11. South Korea
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?- (Spain/S. Korea)
2) Do you think four is hot? (Japan)
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?- (Australia/ Germany)
Uh... no comment.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?- (Canada)
Tons. America/Canada fluff
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?- (Russa/Spain)
No. First, I think they're both straight. Second, Russia would kill Spain, and Spain would get his Ax and cut his head off.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?- (Hungary/ Canda or Hungary/S. Italy)
Hungary Canada- because those actually exist.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?- (N. Italy, Russia/ Australia)
North Italy's innocence would be spoiled by watching Russia rape Australia.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic- (England/ S. Italy)
(It would not be a pairing- I don't support Yaoi)
England think Spain's lucky for such a big empire and colonies that still like him, until S. Italy reveals the truth to England.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?- (America/Germany)
Yes, but not many.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.- (North Italy/ Australia)
'The oddest World Summit'.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Japan/America)
I don't do that stuff.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three hentai?- (England)
...??? Yes, no, maybe?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?- ( S. Korea)
I don't think...
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?- (Russia/Japan/Hungary)
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?-(S. Italy)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?- (Germany)
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?- (America/Spain/Australia)
CRACK! LAUGHTER AND DRUGS! Beware: your IQ will drop.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?- (S. Italy/ Russia)
Die, Communist Bastard? (Not pairing)
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?- (South Korea, Russia, Germany)
Full of hate, da ze
20) How emo is Seven?- (N. Italy)
21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?- (America, Japan, Russia)
America: You can have him, Japan.
Japan: No, I insist that you take him.
America: But he lives closer to you.
Japan: Don't lie, you have Alaska.
America: I'm not taking him.
Japan: He only needs a plane home. And for Kami-Sama's sake, we're in your country.
America: But you got him drunk, you take him home.
Germany: America, just call a plane to TAKE HIM HOME YOU DUMKOPF!
22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?- (Spain)
No idea, we don't imagine that stuff.
23) What would a One/Two baby look like?- (America, Russia)
Well... besides the fact 2 guys can't have kids, Alaska.
24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?- (Hungary)
Hungary has a weakness?
25) Would One and Four be better as siblings or lovers?- (America/Japan)
Siblings, I don't support pairings that aren't cannon.
Write down ten random characters!!
Sevin Kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? (Hungary, Ed, Al)
Um, Hungary would demand Al... um...
Wouldn't Ed just kick her ass with alchemy and threatening his little brother?
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens? (England, Reborn, Roy Mustang)
Reborn, knowing England can't cook, brings some of his own food, and Mustang, when he gets over the food poisoning, torches the house.
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who's house, 1 or 6? (America, or Japan)
America, because we're Americans.
Two and seven are making out when 10 walks in. Ten's reaction? (Ed, Hungary, and Pikachu?)
Pikachu shocks them all for ruining his child-like innocence? I don't know? Doesn't Ed have Winry, and Hungary, Austria?
Three falls in love with 6. Eight's jealous. What happens..? (Reborn, Japan, and Mustang)
Reborn ends up torched, and Japan doesn't know the entire time.
4 jumps you in an alley-way... who rescues you, 2, 10, or 7? (England, Ed, Pikachu, Hungary)
Ed, the Hero of the People. All the others would end up hurting him more...
1 decides to start a cooking show. After 15 minutes, what happens..? (America)
America teaches the world how to drive through McDonald's and how to eat 100 hamburgers in the remaining 5 minutes.
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? (Reborn, Mustang, England, Hawkeye)
Reborn would just say no.
Everyone is invited to 2 and 7 wedding except 8. How does 8 react? (Ed, Hungary, Mustang)
He would either be angry or indifferent. Or get depressed that Fullmetal got a girlfriend before him.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? (Japan, Hungary)
'Cause Hungary ate Hawkeye. (Seven eight nine, get it?)
9 arrives late to 2 and 7s wedding. What happens and why were they late? (Hawkeye, Ed, Hungary)
Hawkeye was late because she had to save the colonel.
5 and 9 end up drunk at your house.. what do you do? (Al, Hawkeye)
Ask what the hell just happened.
9 murders 2's best friend (someone on the list). What does 2 do to get back? (Hawkeye, Ed)
Hawkeye murders Al, and Ed murders Hawkeye.
3 walks into the bathroom while you're showering..? (Reborn)
Tell him to get out, and then, later, iff he comments, asks if he liked what he saw.
Number 4 announced they're marrying 9 tomorrow? (England, Hawkeye)
Hawkeye would just be confused as England realizes that there was a mess up there...
6 cooked you dinner..? (Japan)
Hope it's not alive...
5 was laying next to you on the beach, sleeping..? (Al)
Be happy! First, he got his body back. Second, it's a kid (love kids) sleeping!
7 confessed to be a member of your family? (Hungary)
Feel awesome. First, it's Hungary. Second, it's the anthropomorphic representative of a nation. You might be one too!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Mustang)
Going blind, perhaps?
Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Hawkeye)
She wouldn't. She's too mature.
10 ignored 3 all the time? (Pikachu, and Reborn)
They would be indifferent of each other, and not have problems.
Serial killers are hunting you down, what would 1 do? (America)
Stop them. He's the hero!
It's your birthday, what does 3 get you? (Reborn)
A deathperation shot.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (England)
Start chanting demonically.
You're about to do something that will be embarrassing. What does 5 do? (Al)
Try and stop you.
You're about to marry 5. What's 1's reaction? (Al, America)
America would be happy, then ask who's who. (Identical twins, here, people!)
ten hates 2. Why? (Pikachu, Ed)
I have no idea...
1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (America)
'Cause all my dreams take place in America, that's why.
6 tells you about his deep hidden love for number 9. (Japan, Hawkeye)
Laugh secretly. Royai!
You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along? (Reborn)
No. I don't speak Italian or Japanese.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Al, Japan)
I doubt it.
You get a haircut and 7 wont stop looking at you. What are you thinking? (Hungary)
Shit, do I look to much like Prussia now?
Number 8 thinks that he will never get a girlfriend. What do you say? (Mustang)
"We all knew that for a while now."
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? (Hawkeye)
Be creeped out. Not lesbians, here...
You spot 10 kissing 1. Reaction? (Pikachu, America)
How is this possible? A rodent and a personification. I mean, Americans are open minded, but, Pikachu?
You notice that 5 and 8 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? (Al, Mustang)
Is Ed there too? Ed would kill Mustang if he was alone with Al... (not over bad implications, just corrupting poor Al's mind...)
If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile,
"When I say that 'I am a Christian', I am not shouting that 'I am clean living.
'I'm whispering 'I was lost, but now I'm found and forgiven.
'When I say 'I am a Christian' I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak and need His strength to carry on.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed and need God to clean my mess.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not claiming to be perfect.
My flaws are far too visible, but God believes I am worth it.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I still feel the sting of pain.
I have my share of heartaches, so I call upon His name.
When I say 'I am a Christian' I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner who received God's good grace, somehow!
W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?
Pierce your nose or tongue?
Be serious or be funny?
Funny all the way!
Drink whole or skim milk?
Die in a fire or drown?
Which one doesn't kill you?
Spend time with your parents or enemies?
Patrino kaj patro.
D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.
Sun or moon?
Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall?
Left or right?
Left, 'cause I'm right handed.
Ten acquaintances or five best friends?
Five best friends.
Sunny or rain?
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
Bieleber or Directioner?
A B O U T . Y O U.
What time is it?
What is your name?
You don't need to know.
What do you want to do?
Where do you wanna live?
How many kids do you want?
Do you want to get married?
Only if God wills it.
Have you ever done drugs?
NO! What kinda question is that?
What do you like on your pizza?
Can you cross your eyes?
Yes, but it's bad for you.
Do you make your bed daily?
Most of the time.
What is the wackiest thing on earth?
How atheists can live without hope.
QUICK! THINK OF A NUMBER!!
Okay, now what?
What beeps (Bad word) you off?
Favorite thing to do?
Name one funny thing that happened to a teacher.
It was the day when the really little kids were visiting to see what our school was like, and one of them asked the teacher where babies came from.
How many male friends do you have?
Everyone who is not my enemy is my friend, and I haven't made enemies with 99 percent of the world population, so... half the human race?
Do you want a boyfriend?
LOOK! A DOG ON A UNICYCLE!
Who are your favorite horror movie characters?
What is twisted?
Do you believe in magic?
How many books have you read?
I can read around 4 long books a day...
What gives you nightmares?
What is the weirdest dream you ever had?
My brother turned into a donkey for not saying "it" (what was "it" again?) and the world was white, except for the huge mountains, and I hurt my foot on one, and then the evil clown lady tried to rip me in half, and I urinated what we were eating in the dream (I was 7! Don't judge me!) and what was scary was that I didn't see my brother at all the next day and I though he's really died.
Hi, if you're wondering about why there are some obscure people on my favorites list, it's because they had enough BALLS to say that they're a Christian online. So if you're wondering why YOU'RE on my favorites list, just look at your profile.
My copy and pastes
in what universe is it even partially sane that if you poach a pregnant deer you get fined for two deer yet people deem it perfectly OK to kill a baby?does this sound wrong to you? if it does put this on your profile and add your name to the list below
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you’re about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy, & Paste this if you’re in God's Army :)
THIS IS A PETITION!
This petition is about how the Bible is a category on Fanfiction.net. As many of you have noticed, the Bible, which is the holy book of the Christians, is a category, and has many fics about it. Some are positive, stories of how God has worked in there life, someone else's life, sermons, prayers, or poems. Some are negative, hate-filled messages, rude words to Christians, vulgar, demeaning and blasphemous stories of smut. Other religious books, however, do not even have categories.
Yes, Christians themselves have insulted Atheists on the Bible category. However, the lack of other religious books on this sight has alarmed me.
So, I petition that the Bible be removed as a category on this site, the Bible category be carefully monitored so rude, vulgar, and demeaning posts be removed and unable to be posted, or other religious books be added to the categories list with the same regulations as the Bible.
Please, do not ignore this, and copy and paste this onto you're profile, adding your username to the list.
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