Author has written 2 stories for Avengers, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Thought of the Day: I promise to myself that I will start writing again.
Second Though of the Day: I have go to do homework.
Hello fellow fanfictioneers, I am the all awesome DiverseWithClass, formerly known as RebelRebel7751.
If I was going to compare myself to any character it would be Jane Porter, except I still haven't found my Tarzan.
I wish I lived in NYC, NY, or inside of a bookstore. Have you noticed them becoming extinct? There is no bookstore where I live! Can you believe that? I have to drive two hours for a new book!
I like writing, but a lot of times I put it off, because I like reading more. Which is why my dream job is to be an Editor. Writing is more of a hobby then a pursuit. I have those parents who insist I need to be a doctor. Nothing more nothing less. Maybe I'll spite them and become a lawyer? Ha. I love reading fan fiction, and I'm not the kind of person who likes main characters. For example, it upsets me that no one writes more Charlie Weasley stories, and Oliver Wood is a total hunky jock. (Harry Potter) There will be more Loki stories, and more Steve Rogers/Captain America stories eventually, but it's hard to wait. (The Avengers) I plan on remedying some of these problems. But maybe when I'm more motivated, which means probably not. I just got obsessed with Tumblr.
p.s. I'm on tumblr under the same name. diversewithclass
I have an OC that I have kind of made up. Her name changes from, Anne to Etoile to Lana to who knows what.
I love getting reviews even though I'm new. I never realized how awesome the feeling of getting feedback is until I got my first guest review. It's like you have a purpose to continue writing.
Warning, there will be lemony, smut goodness in my stories. I can't help it. I love reading it. It makes me feel rebellious. So I'm going to write it too. We all know why you're really here. ;)
Quotes I Enjoy:
"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste." - Jules Carlysle
"Dinosaur fossils? God put theses there to test our faith. Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here to test my faith, dude. You believe that? 'Uh huh.' Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God... might be...fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: 'Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha HA." -Bill Hicks
"A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice." -Bill Cosby
"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God." -Bill Cosby
"A pen is mightier than a sword as a sword may only take life while a pen can change the world." -Unknown
"Give us that grand word 'woman' once again, and let's have done with 'lady.' One's a term full of fine force, strong, beautiful, and firm, fit for the noblest use of tongue or pen. And one's a term for the lackeys." -Ella Wheeler Wilcox
"If they keep crashing stuff into the moon, the moon's gonna get pissed off, and the tides'll change, and all the women'll start PMS-ing together. Then you guys are going to fucking regret it." -Tori Amos
"Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin playing goat." -Julia Roberts
"I'll buy you a hat, a really big one!" -Captain Jack Sparrow
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. they did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." -Neil Gaiman
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass." -Maya Angelou
"I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray in your church. For you and I are sons of one religion, and it is the spirit." -Kahlil Gibran
"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money." -Unknown (but I'm thinking Mr. Krabs)
This quote is so funny, I'm not trying to be prejudice/racist.
"So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me... 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.' ...Shut up. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there, I swear to God. I read an article, front page of the paper one day, in England, "Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.' ...Woooo. 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! ...What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. (to the tune of 'Behind Blue Eyes' by the Who) No one knows what it's like...to be a dustbin...in Shafsbry...with hooligans...' What the HELL are you talkin' about? Hooligans? Roughians? Speak English! It's Crypt, Blood. I mean, I'm sure it's a serious thing, hooligans, but it just sounds stupid, doesn't it? I picture a bunch of pale guys with penny loafers and no socks. (to a tune) 'We're the hooligans!' (Sound of knocking dustbin over) 'Come here, you fuckers, come here.' 'Nope! got to catch us! If you corner me I might become a scalawag!' ...It doesn't sound scary at all, does it? They have proper crime there. I'd love to put the hooligans up against the Bloods in L.A... that would be a short gang battle. (To a tune, again) 'We're the hooligans!' (Sound of dustbin knocking over) --(boom boom boom boom *gunshots*). '...huh? Hoola-something', I didn't catch it all. Mothafucka danced up to me and patted me on the head. Pale mothafucka, look at that thing.' I would't be a long gang battle. I'm bettin' on the Bloods." -Bill Hicks
It's also a long quote.
"I take a vitamin every day. It's called a steak." -Steve Rudnick
"Anarchy is the only slight glimmer of hope." -Mick Jagger
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize the, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes." -Frieda Norris
"On the other hand you have different fingers." -Jack Handey
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the frozen tundra, and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening
"And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into a ditch." -Matthew 15:14
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but that's still on the list. -?
When nothing goes right, go left. -?
Some people are like slinkies. They don't have a purpose, but they bring a smile to your face when you see them going down the stairs. -?
I'm not as random as you think I salad. -?
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. -?
I love how in scary movies the person yells out 'Hello?' As if the killer is going to be like 'Yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich? -?
CAPS LOCK: ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY!!!????
Boy: Heh! Are you kidding? Boys are waaay stronger than girls!
Girl: Really? Can you bleed for seven days straight and still survive?
Girl: Point made.
No, I will not share my iPod with you. It's called an iPod. Not an usPod. -?
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem first make sure you are not surrounded by assholes. -?
When I see people jogging outside I like to drive slowly down the road behind them blasting "Eye of the tiger" just to give them motivation. -Will Ferrell
"Hold on everyone! I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once." -Captain Murdock, The A-Team
Loki: "I have an army."
Tony: "We have a Hulk"
Thor: Loki is of Asgard and is my brother.
Black Widow: He's killed 80 people in 2 days.
Thor: He's adopted.
Loki: How will your friends have time for me...when they're too busy fighting you? *taps Tony Stark's chest where his blue glowing thing is* *nothing happens* *taps his chest again* This usually works...
Tony Stark: Performance issues, huh.
Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Did I hurt anybody?
Security Guard: There's nobody around here to get hurt... You did scare the hell out of some pigeons though.
Tony Stark: You know, you should come by Stark Tower sometime, top 10 floors, all R&D. You'd love it, it's Candyland.
Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Thanks but, the last time I was in New York, I... kind of broke... Harlem.
Tony Stark: Well, I promise a stress-free environment, no surprises... [zaps Bruce]
Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Ow!
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Hey! Are you nuts?
Tony Stark: [to Bruce] Nothing? You've really got a lid on it? What's your secret? Relaxing jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?
Tony Stark/Iron Man: That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.
Tony Stark: [to Thor] Doth thou mother know you weareth her drapes?
Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
Bruce Banner: Thanks.
Jensen: That's right bitches; I got a crossbow! -The Losers
"Pooch: [Finding a broken down yellow schoolbus in thier search for an ecsape vehicle] Ah!
Jensen: Can you stand?
Clay: Pooch, can you stand?
Jensen: Legless Pooch and I are on it!
Jensen: [Aisha has the Losers in a Mexican standoff] Ohhhh... shit. She's got a gun and... it's pointed at my dick. Clay, it's pointed at my dick!
"Did he smack that ass, or did he grab it?" -Tej, Fast Five
Breaker [About Snake Eyes: He doesn't talk.
Breaker: He doesn't say. (GI Joe)
"Now, Harry, you must know all about Muggles. Tell me, what is the function of a rubber duck?" -Arthur Weasley
"The spiders! They want me to tap dance. I don't want to tap dance." -Ron Weasley
"Mr. Wu: This is racism!
"Erik Lehnsherr: Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr.