Assassin's Creed BAMF
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Joined 07-03-12, id: 4102921, Profile Updated: 06-02-15
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Assassin's Creed, and Misc. Books.

Hello. I am ashamed to inform you that this profile used to be filled with a bunch of fandom trash. I am mature now. It is only going to be filled with mature fandom trash from now on. Like sex. And penis.

I'm just kidding, this account is as dead as a library in Beverly Hills. I have moved on to tumblr. Find me at scorchedrunners.tumblr.com .

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Some People Really Suck by arabturky reviews
Katniss moves to the capitol for her last year of highschool and is forced into an arranged marriage with the guy she hates. What happens to Peeta?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,434 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Twisted Fascinations by MissLizziebeth reviews
Incest, Lemons, AH, OOC! It's natural to feel attracted to someone. It is not natural to feel attracted to your sister or brother. Bella/Emmett *Collaboration by myself and fanpire.x*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,523 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - [Bella, Emmett]
Pocket Full of Broken Dreams: The Beginning by madameHunterr reviews
Alex and his sister, Dana, meet Jessie-Lynn Adams; daughter of the Air Force General. - Alex/OC (Warning: contains Language, Violence, Sexuality and Lemons.) Rated: MA
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,421 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M., R. Cross - Complete
One Week Of Love And Affairs by TheFaultInOurStarsAndOurWords reviews
The Hunters come to camp for a week. Before they came Nico and Thalia kept having hot dreams about each oher. Now, together in the same place will love blossom. Of course! But will Artemis ever find out the love and affairs that Nico and Thalia are having? Oh, and there will be singing masquerade ball! M FOR SEXUAL CONTENT! NOT ALL CHAPTERS WILL BE ABOUT S** JUST SOME! ENJOY!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Just Beyond My Reach by Mismatch-lover reviews
REWRITE of "Just Beyond My Reach, My Assassin". Forgetting everything, Narina finds herself in the middle of a war that is hidden from the world. With the help of Ezio Auditore, she uncovers secrets from the past, about herself, and about what the war is actually all about. Ezio/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 150,855 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Ezio A.
I Found Assassins in My Closet by Black and Yellow Bumble reviews
When 16 year-old Ronny James finds three Master Assassins hidden in her closet she can't help but wonder what the heck is wrong with this world. I mean, they're supposed to be video game characters right? WRONG! Can Ronny handle teaching Ezio, Altair, and Connor the ways of the modern world without damaging her sanity? I highly doubt it. (POSSIBLY GOING TO BE REWRITTEN)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,640 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Altaïr, Ezio A., Connor K.
One World by Silverwing2012 reviews
Two Worlds, One Sky oneshots Connor and Ellie enjoy the married life.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Connor K. - Complete
Squeeze My Lemon, The Second Squeeze by dirtycheekymonkeys reviews
Squeeze My Lemon continued, because one squeeze just isn't enough. These are postings that are an exercise in lemon writing. As authors we're often challenged with writing a complete story, but we have the need and desire for lemons. This is a outlet to work on those skills. So stretch those lemon muscles and squeeze our lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,970 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 174 - Published: 3/6/2013
When in Rome by McGinnis INC reviews
Why had she always thought marriage was supposed to be blissful? Because she was an idiot, that's why. Extended summary within. Sequel to "A Bunch of Hot Air". EzioxOc
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,244 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Ezio A.
Reunited and new loves by ZoeJayneC reviews
Isabella Cullen was born in the 1600s to Carlisle and Katherine Cullen. Isabella is snatched and Carlisle is changed; so what happens when Isabella meets the Cullens at Forks High school... 300 years later! NOT Bella/Carlisle! Canon couples.LimesNoLemon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,956 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Heavy in Your Arms by sadtomato reviews
Bella dated Edward in High School and he left her feeling worthless. A year later, she runs into Emmett at a party- and learns the truth behind her breakup with Edward. Can Emmett help her heal and learn to be appreciated? AH, M for Language/Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,996 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Just Beyond My Reach, My Assassin by Mismatch-lover reviews
What would you do if you were in the game? With her mind wiped clean, Narina soon finds out that it isn't just a game. With the help of the Renaissance Assassin,she uncovers the secrets that have been kept hidden for ages. Ezio/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 351,951 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
The Chronicles of Bella & Emmett by BlackMoon29 reviews
In 1935, 55 years after her "Change," Bella Swan moves to Gatlinburg, Tennessee, where she meets an enormous bear of a man with a dimpled grin and hypontic blue eyes. A human—Emmett McCarty. The chemistry is instant. Will either life be the same again? RATED: MA FOR LEMONS! SEE THE FULL, WIDE-SHOT VERSION, OF THE STORY BANNER AT THE LINK PROVIDED ON MY PROFILE PAGE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,248 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Emmett
The Orange Complication by Mismatch-lover reviews
A few obsessions begin the destruction of a certain woman's life, despite how far back her and the Auditore's go. Can she find some way to redeem herself once given the opportunity to start new? Assassin's Creed AU M for Language and Lemons.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,341 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Ezio A.
The Dark Whisper Continued by In Treatment for OCD reviews
Alice tries to save Bella from a dark world of promiscuity, but things go astray! Dominant Carlisle & Jasper! Multiple Lemons! Adopted/Continued w/Permission. AH/AU, Completely OOC. Graphic Slash, Unusual Kink, Anything Goes! Rated M for a Reason! D/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,745 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Alice, Bella
Back Alley Deals by YouStoleMySocks reviews
"Not the sound I was hoping for. I much preferred this one." Smut for smut's sake. A slashy oneshot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Ezio A., Desmond M. - Complete
The Lemon Series by insaneartist reviews
We be in the bed, girl, getting all wild, effin like it's going out style. You be like yea, yea, getting all loud, effin like we tryna have a child. Got you up against the head board, got yo body singin like rew-er, rew-er. Baby grab the head board...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,833 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 8/15/2008
Special Treatment by Moonlight Escape reviews
She wasn't expecting to wake up on his bed with him sleeping beside her, she didn't imagine on having the pounding headache in her head, she wasn't anticipating finding her clothes across her room and finding fang mark hickeys all across her body One-shot
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
A Bunch of Hot Air by McGinnis INC reviews
"I don't love you either," he replied. "Good," she relaxed, "just so we've gotten that out of the way." Because sometimes falling into another realm isn't half as fun as you'd think it would be. EzioxOc
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,715 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Surprises When You Least Expect Them by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
Set before the fifth book. Annabeth pays Percy a visit and she tells him her feelings. What will unfold? JUICY LEMON. M
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
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The Fire Within reviews
Edward broke Bella's heart. Jacob was there to mend it. But, will things ever be the same? Obviously not, idiots. An enemy they never expected, intense love, a suprise imprint... They don't know what's coming for them. Rated M for lemons. For you pervs ou there, the only lem chapter as of now is chapter 16.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,586 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Bella, Jacob
Justice for All reviews
Achilles had his heel. Too bad Connor is burdened with the same fate. One difference. His heel has a name. Sarah. She is invited to join the brotherhood and aid Connor in the battle for justice... and revenge. Are they ready for the challenges ahead? Obviously not. Violence, lemons, and more, oh my! Connor/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,439 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Connor K.
Love and Lust, My Mayfly reviews
A story of Cassie and Evan's first time. Pure smut, so not read if under age of 18. (THE FIFTH WAVE)
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Complete