Erroneous Bard
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Joined 07-03-12, id: 4103394, Profile Updated: 03-02-14
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

I wish I could put myself into words for you so you could read me like a book.


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My name is Hanna-chan, and I've been an active- or fairly active -member of this site since 2001, this is my second account, because I totally forgot the password for the old one. Besides, those fics were sooooo old, they're really quite ghastly. I've much improved since those days.

So yeah, just pm me if you have any comments, suggestions, of just wanna chat. that doesn't really happen on this site, but I figured I'd offer.


Currently working primarily on Bruises and Bite marks, and Rapture. The other fics I'll update as I have inspiration and time.


Notice: Here now I am submitting my disclaimer. I do not own the rights to any of the original stories, characters or the like, from any series that I write fanfiction about. That means, no I am not trying to pass myself off as JKR, nor Kishimoto. I don't own anything except the wild imagination that I used to borrow their characters and sometimes their realms to write about.

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Things you just don't talk about by Enodia reviews
""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,330 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 1/3/2019 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
The Gift of Life by Infatuated-Simplicity reviews
When dealing with the mystery that is life, Sakura finds that it is best to experiment with what you have and look forward to the gifts that lie ahead. NejiXSakura Dei/Ten, Ita/Ino . Itachi is sort of OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,167 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Neji H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Staking Claim by Alamo Girl reviews
Daryl probably doesn't even know he's doing it. But he's been sending out the signals for a while. Told from three different POVs.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
His Despair Is Black by STRAYDOG92 reviews
Tragedy strikes the Bennetts, and Jack is the one blamed by the person he thought would always be there to believe in him. Despairing, Jack doesn't know where to turn. The other guardians don't understand the hatred he's getting from his once-allies, and worse than that Pitch seems to have returned with his sights on Jack.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Dawning by deleria reviews
After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,994 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 10/15/2004 - [Shikamaru N., Sakura H.] - Complete
Too Familiar by FieryPen37 reviews
A Dany/Jorah smutlet set during 2x07. The dragons are gone, and the Mother of Dragons could use some comfort.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Daenerys T., Jorah M. - Complete
The Battery-Operated Rubber Chew Toy Demonstration by AliceAtHeart reviews
Sheldon found Penny's 'battery-operated rubber chew toy', but what happens when she tries to explain that he had got it wrong? Well, Sheldon DID always learn through demonstration… ONESHOT - M FOR A REASON
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Bones at the Estate by lili1988 reviews
Pure Fluff. I have been playing with the idea for a while. All about friendship and mushy stuff. Rated T for some cheeky moments This is how the squints help Sweets get over his break up with Daisy.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - L. Sweets, Angela M. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by SepticLovebite reviews
He could see her exactly where Glenn had said she'd be, on her knees on the rough gravel, just a shadow against the late afternoon sunlight.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
Catch You Later by JinnySkeans reviews
Her voice was warm, sweet honey in his ear as she murmured, "Then come and find me, Sasuke-kun." It's the last summer before college, and he won't let her get away so easily. Posted: Epilogue!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 135,656 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What We Make Of It by madsthenerdygirl reviews
He is not supposed to feel this way. He is not supposed to feel at all.
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/22/2012 - David, E. Shaw - Complete
Horizon by JinnySkeans reviews
She rejects her past, while he runs from his. They leave nothing behind except everything. College AU. SasuSaku, others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,717 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Orange Sky by berrywarbler reviews
He wasn't supposed to want her on a level like that, he was supposed to be her brother. disclaimer: blainchelcest, which is apparently a thing now, and smut. so. you've been warned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,716 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Blaine A., Rachel B. - Complete
The Ninth Night by leafygirl reviews
Sakura has been assigned the worst possible duty a medic can be given. Itasaku one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Stand Alone by dancer-me reviews
After a confrontation between Sasuke and Sakura at the bridge, Sakura is left with a feeling of determination, a need to prove her worth. She throws herself entirely into becoming strong. This is her quest, and her quest alone. Or is it? SakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,951 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/23/2007 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3746 - Favs: 4,529 - Follows: 2,292 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
What Do You Want From Me? by ronny-of-yore reviews
Just when Naruto and Sakura were getting closer, Sasuke's death begins a downward spiral in their lives that they may never fully recover from. Commissioned by and written for Leafygirl on the Help Japan LJ comm.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Pin Me Up, Pin Me Down by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men's magizine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn't expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer. Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,006 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 234 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
She's Just Not Into You by BelleOfSummer reviews
She told him she loved him, he told her she was ugly. Eleven years later, he changed his mind; but Hermione Granger never forgets. Karma is such an awful foe. *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,233 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Utterly Despicable by camnz reviews
The death of both Voldemort and Harry Potter let the pureblood elite build the world they wanted. One that leaves Hermione in a vulnerable state, which Draco Malfoy is prepared to take full advantage of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,360 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2528 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
To wake a sleeping man by TheyCallMeMr.Pigg reviews
Of course, he would never let her know this simple fact; the fact that nothing in the world can wake him from his summer naps…nothing in the world except maybe, Sakura Haruno./Saku/Shika, oneshotS. A string of oneshots...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H.
Nightmares by TheyCallMeMr.Pigg reviews
A sweet moment between a sleeping girl and her unwilling prince. Oneshot. Maka Soul
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 2,771 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Series of Firsts by leafygirl reviews
A series of moments that happen between Sakura and Kakashi on a rotation at an ANBU camp as they discover their dynamic has changed over the years. One Shot. Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 236 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Feeling You by cutecrazyice reviews
It started with a kiss...a touch...a stroke. Now the lines are blurred, and the borders are being crossed - and nothing has ever been more delicious. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,564 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Shikamaru Plus Glasses Equals by therealesther reviews
Shikamaru could never have imagined the consequences of such an image change...dedicated to phishychan EPILOGUE NOW UP! THANK U AND GOODNIGHT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Weak by Calm77 reviews
The weak and the broken do not lead.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Cloud S.
She Belonged to Spring by Stella Bomb reviews
She was gone by the end of spring. [SasuSaku, a little ItaSaku, AU, and probably OOC]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,196 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 4008 - Favs: 6,681 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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Bruises and Bitemarks reviews
Sakura and Naruto awake and find themselves in a very unexpected situations. Sakura is drugged and stripped, Naruto is drugged and chained. Meanwhile, Sasuke is rapidly becoming overwhelmed and Itachi is just trying to make sure everyone makes it out alive. Rated M for mature. Dark themes. Rather AU. Non-Massacre. Multi-Saku pairings. [SasuSaku/NaruSaku/ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,147 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Naruto U.]
An Act of Desperation reviews
"Kakashi ignored the way that pink little tongue slipped out from between those smooth lips and licked away the sticky syrupy liquor. Well, he tried to ignore it . For a whole half of a second anyways. It was really a fruitless effort. Through one heavy lidded eye, he found himself gazing at her in spite of his attempts not to." [Kakashi/Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/16/2013 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.]
Rapture reviews
He had no time to waste on friends. His family was gone! They weren't just gone, they were stolen from him. His mother, and father were both murdered, but somehow his brother had survived. Itachi lives on, and Sasuke is furious to find that Itachi will not help him seek revenge. What's so important to Itachi that he won't help?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Red Sky Lonely reviews
My heart is exposed to you. As open as a field, yet you ignore it. A smile bent upon my lips, and it didn't hurt me that you didn't seem to take notice. I wouldn't expect any less from someone like you Sasuke./ -"Let no one who loves be called altogether unhappy. Even love unreturned has its rainbow." - J.M. Barrie
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Paper Bird reviews
"I'm scared," She breathed, "that everything's going to change." After all, tomorrow wasn't just the beginning of any normal day. Tomorrow Sasuke would be here. Sasuke would be here in Konoha. So many nights spent dreaming of the moment he would return. The time had come, and that moment would be rising with the sun but for some reason, it was only bringing her dread.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,045 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Secrets we keep reviews
There weren't many things I could count on in my life. Not really, truly, but this one thing, I would place stake on. Granger and I, we weren't good for each other. If I spit fire, most people just burn and shrivel up, turn to ash. Granger would never be burned so easily. She takes it in, and turns those flames back on me. It was a thrilling experience that I had began to welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Twists and Turns of Fate reviews
Sasuke wakes up somewhere on the battle field. No one can hear him, no one can see him. He's never been more alone. Funny though, that the only person that can see him, and talk to him, is the last person he would expect. Itachi Uchiha. Strange however that he already killed Itachi, a year passed now. What in Kami's name is going on?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.