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Hi pep, what's up! Well I'm not a writer cuz I'm suck at writing!And I've also checked, there are at least 6 pep that I had the same name with (My name used to be Narutofreak2819)! But I don't see why they are not very crazy bout Naruto (specifically is SasuSaku or SakuXOC)! Very disappointing! Tck! Tck!I'm guessing you are wondering why I have such a weird name right?Well nothing much it just came to me.Whenever I look at it, it reminds me of a hamburger, you could say that I came up with this name cuz I was hungry.Don't know why but I'm hungry most of the time.XP
Here's some boring info about me:

My English name: Alie Ryna Steward.

Chinese name: Hoa Truc Nguyet.

Korean name: Sung Soo Woo.

Japanese name: Chishikato Rikatoji.

You can call me by any of those.

Age: I'm 14 and going to be 15 next September . YAY!

Like: Sweets (I have very big sweet tooth that craves for sweets, especially chocolate); anime and manga like:Naruto, Fushigi boshi no futago hime(I know it's very childish but it's very cute, and I wish I could read the manga), Fairy tale, Jewelpet tinkle( again it seems childish but it's not like it's gonna kill u if u watch it) and many more which I can't list all;oh and I like to annoy the hell out of my best friends; and clothes too, I wish to be a designer someday( if that's going to come true) that's why I like to draw, read (of course, but mostly just fanfiction, I'm very lazy when it comes to book), also I like to be lazy and sleep(a lot! When I sleep I have no care for the world even if it's being destroyed), I also like many more things but these are all the things coming to my mind right now.

Dislike: housework, homework (if someday it could just disappear I bet all the student from all around the world - including me - will be dancing in the street), insect (well actually I don't really hate them, just as long as I don't have to touch them), I hate crying VERY MUCH(it's evidence shows that I'm weak) that's why I also hate being weak, I don't like to be the one being protected(we female kind are NOT that weak), also don't like being yelled at or being whacked on the head and so on...blah blah blah...

Favorite couples:

Naruto: SasuSaku (If Naruto is with Hinata then this couple's more suitable, beside I'm a total SasuSaku fan.Actually, I'm fine with Sakura with anybody but SasuSaku still is my most favorite cuz they're made for each other.)

NaruSaku(They r Cute!)

NaruHina ( Cute too!)

ShikaIno (Of course, I have full evidences to prove that)

NejiTenten (Must I show you?)

Fushigi boshi no futago hime: Shade - Fine(like Handsome goes well with Cute)

Bright - Rein(Why not? They're both kind and innocent!)

I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT SUDDENLY MY MOOD WAS HIGH SO I WROTE THIS LIL ESSAY:

One of the most beautiful view I have visited was Thien An temple(This place is way in Viet Nam). The temple was built on An mountain,looked out to Tra Khuc river. Don't know it has been there since when nor how old it is, but I know it has been there for a long time. Its garden is big and is protected by concealed walls.At the gates stand two columns made by cement,big and majestic.Outside that gates are bamboo trees, have been standing there peacefully ever since. A sweet and light scent of jasmine fills up your nose when you step inside.Also at elsewhere inside, you can hear the buzzing of the bees looking for honey, the chatting of many insects deep into the ground, and on some occasion the ringing of the bells could be heard...All these combine and make one stop to listen and feel at peace (I know it's cheesy,right?)

Well that's all, thanks for taking yr precious time to read this long profile of mine. Enjoy! (It still makes me laugh every time I reread it :D)


THREE GUY!

Every girl has three guys in her life.

The one she loves,

the one she hates,

and the one she can't live without.

And in the end,

They're all the same guy.

QUIZ TIME:

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor has it, the rich needs it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
-Nothing? I mean.. Nothing is greater than God, Nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor has nothing, the rich needs nothing and if you eat nothing, you will die.

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
-The letter 'E'? 'E' is the beginning letter of 'End', the last letter of 'timE' and 'spacE' and 'Every spacE'.

There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
-A watermelon.

I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.
-Few.

Two in a corner, 1 in a room, 0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter. What am I?
-The letter R.

Say my name and I disappear. What am I?
-Silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To no chicken has gone to before.

COMEBACKS FOR LOUSY PICK-UP LINES!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punch us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket.

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.

A black man walked into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black.""But you sir..."

"When you were born you were pink,"
"When you grew up you were white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism!

This is just a nice poem that I found on someone's profile. =)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Advice That Guys Should Take... It's True!

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY

- SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU

- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS

- KISS HER

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES

- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE IS SILENT

- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU

- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY

- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST

- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!

WHEN SHE SAYS NOTHING IS WRONG

- A MILLION THINGS ARE RUNNING THROUGH HER HEAD

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU

- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING

-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS

WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!

-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER

- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HANDS

- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

SOMETHING I FOUND INTERESTING:

"Sorry I'm late! I got lost on the road of life." -Hatake Kakashi

"WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!" -Yamanaka Ino

"Konoha's hidden village secret taijutsu technique (sticks fingers in Naruto's butt) THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!" -Hatake Kakashi

"All I've been doing is watching you two from behind... now, get a good look at my back!" - Haruno Sakura

"My first impression of you is that I hate you." - Hatake Kakashi

"I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!!"- Jiraya

"I know! Place a bet on me to die because, knowing your luck, I'll be sure to come back then!" -Jiraya

"We must fight, to run away!" -Captain Jack Sparrow.

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Jason O: Wazzup bra! Jordan O: What the hell?! Did you just call me a bra?! DO I LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF WOMEN'S LINGERIE TO YOU?!
Jason O: NO! You know, bra' is sorta like bro'- Jordan O: I don't give a shit! Go and get me a coke you damn thong!

A good friend will comfort you if you get rejected by a guy. But A BEST FRIEND will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

FAVORITE QUOTE:(I'll find more)

Love is never ugly. ( But not always beautiful )':)

Life is hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. ( Life is such a bitch, isn't it?)

You gave me a life. But they taught me how to live. (MY MOST FAV!)

The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limit. ( Should I be happy or sad?)

Never let a fool kiss you and never let a kiss fool you. ( The consequence is greatly big)

With great magic comes great laughters. (LMAO)

One-shots are never meant to be reread.( I know. The truth hurts)

RANDOMNESS:

Did you know ombrophobia is the fear of rain? And gynophobic is a fear of women.

What Sakura would say if she's mad at Sasuke: "Hey Sasuke, the farmer has just called, he said the chicken wanted its ass back!".

"I'll forgive you last time for hurting my friend. If there is a next time…" Ino's eyes flashed dangerously. "…say goodbye to repopulating the Uchiha clan."

What would Gray say to his loved one?
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
"You make me want to take off my clothes."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'd get naked anytime for you."

Girl: I'm so hot!
Natsu: I breathe fire!

TRY THIS:

It makes me feel dizzy. But still cool! @-@

Remember to you tilt your head when you read it.

Remember to look at it up side down too.

I don't get it at all! ?-?

It's true!

I want one!

I wish I could live in that place!

Smoking hot! XP

You have to stare at most is 5'. I'm shaking! shaking! It scared the hell out of me! Curses my curiosity! Oh and before I saw a black marble (I think so) hanging in the air just above the cat's bed.

All I'm saying is WOW!

It's pretty hard. You have to concentrate!

I wonder if it's true?

So cool! I love this kind of illusion!

Can you figure all the animal?

A

How can they do that?

Man I love this kind of illusion! They always fool me!

Is it an earthquake?

I can literally play it all day long!

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Reflection by Juniper11 reviews
Sakura takes a nap and when she awakens...things are not quite as she left them. SakuIta, SakuKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 138,879 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Sin Academy by SkittleSpade reviews
Because of her parents divorce Sakura is going to Hell, serisouly. She's sent to the mysterious school on the dark side of town Between her new roommates, murderous students and the rule the school Uchiha Brothers her life isn't getting any better SasuSaku Under going some Heavy Duty reconstruction
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fallen by Sei ann reviews
Sakura has change into an impassive kunochi with a goal only she knows, now that Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi came back can they find out what's in her heart or will it be too late
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,559 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Prince Charming by writersblockismystyle135 reviews
There once lived four princes of four different countries. They all had their differences but they did have one same thought. Their castles were way overdue for a set of new servants. Full sum inside no main pairing Sas/Sak, Nar/Hin, Neji/Ten, Shika/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 123,312 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Welcome to the Real World! by boredyetinspiredartist reviews
AU Welcome to the life of a lowclass nerd named Suke. Being dunked in toilet seats, being bullied and forced to do other's homework. But WTF? He's not really who he think he is! Will he able to live a bully-free life without his getting cover blown? Chap 33 FINALLY UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,878 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Vampire Academy by MedicalNinSakuraUchiha reviews
Sakura Haruno is the new girl in town, she enrolls in a school for vampires. But she's human, and caught the eye of the hottest vampire alive, Sasuke Uchiha. Will she survive in her new home or die trying? Human Vampires disaster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,560 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
To Duel With Fate by Mihkail reviews
Sequel to An Unlikely Seduction. After months of avoidance, fate has thrown Itachi back in Sakura's face when a failed mission nearly claims his life. Her greatest challenges lie ahead, while trying to navigate a maelstrom of conflicting emotions & maintain the string of lies & secrets she's managed to tangle herself and those close to her in, particularly Sasuke. ItaSak, Nonmass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,122 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3826 - Favs: 5,202 - Follows: 4,990 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
I, the Kazekage, am being forced to record my daily "struggles" and "thoughts" into an inanimate object called a "diary". I prefer the term journal, thank you very much. *completed*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 166 - Words: 23,477 - Reviews: 3198 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Gaara - Complete
Dancing Dawn by AnimaAmore reviews
Sakura teaches dance to pay for her education. However, when she goes to Japan she never expects to meet the Akatsuki, Asia's most popular boyband known for its talented, wild, exotic and totally badass members. Full summary inside. MultiSaku main AkaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,365 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
My Friend, ジュン by missmocha77 reviews
After the shinobi war ends, Sasuke returns to Konoha and demands that Sakura marries him. While pondering the situation, she finds Itachi, very alive and without memories. There's trouble communicating, though. He can't remember how to speak. Story is back up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 88,177 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Bubblegum by ill0gical reviews
With her Barbie doll best friend dating the school's heartthrob, and her pixie of a best friend progressing her crush on Konoha High's class clown, Sakura feels that she's content. That is, until Mr and Mrs. Perfect's dramatic break-up. Uhm, help?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,343 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Importance of Aiming by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. With the Kyuubi's help, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have successfully landed in the past, armed with a completely fleshed-out plan to get rid of the bad guys and save the world. (Again.) The only problem? When it comes to the transmigration of souls and time-travel jutsus done under the influence, Kurama has absolutely, incredibly terrible aim.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 377 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
survival of the fittest by cywscross reviews
[Part 1 of Unexpected, You and I (But Not Unwelcome)] Sakura is thirteen, still a Genin, lost in the middle of Earth Country, lugging an unconscious Chuunin around, and so far beyond scared that she's moved right on to pissed off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,251 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 584 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Speechless by AngeLhearteD reviews
Drabble for SS Month. Inspired by Sakura's necklace in The Last Movie. In which a displeased Sasuke notices the increasing admiring glances Sakura is receiving from the young men of Konoha each time he returns from his travels. And he finally decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How to Piss off the Naruto Cast! by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
A series of unfortunate events that the poor cast is put through... Chapter 44: Krunk Kazekage
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Complete
Bittersweet Betrayal by Angel of the Axis reviews
When Konoha betrays Sakura because of Karin, she cuts herself and one day goes too far. Meanwhile, Kakashi, Neji, Shikamaru and Naruto, the Hokage search for her and find her in the bathtub. Will they find out her secret? Will they save her in time? And what's with the ANBU searching for Orochimaru? WARNING: This is a sorry excuse of a crackfic. Please don't read this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,096 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
This Sucks by Faust VII reviews
When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Now You Tell Me by Tiger Priestess reviews
Girls have been disappearing. So when Kana has her first date Rikuo can't help but feel worried for her safety. RikuoKana
Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Rikuo N. (Human), Rikuo N. (Youkai), Kana I. - Complete
How to Trick People Into Thinking You're Good Looking! by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
The Naruto Cast has some advice in this trickery!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete
At Second Glance by uselessfork reviews
Sakura opens her door one morning to find an injured Kakashi staring back at her. After taking him in and healing him, she realises that this is not her Kakashi-sensei but his younger self, traveling from the past. Inappropriate flirting ensues, and Sakura discovers that there's more to her sensei than she ever thought. KakaSaku. Rated M for language and sexual and violence themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,188 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Tsunade S., Yamato - Complete
Tactics from the Perverted Mind of a Genius by Juniper11 reviews
They could hate him all they wanted, but they would stay together this time. *Time Travel*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Passing Notes in Math Class by Midnight Angel Sakura reviews
What's highschool without love? Through a series of events, both slowly reveal their love. "Let's have a sleepover and movie night at my place!" Ino said excitedly. That was just the beginning. Couples: SasuSaku Main , NaruHina, NejiTen, and KibaIno. Minor ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 144,847 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by kaze suzume reviews
"This belongs to you." She hissed at him, thrusting his older cousin towards him as if he were the guilty owner responsible for the misbehaving puppy that had just peed on her carpet. [oneshot] AU non-mass CRACK [slight ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Break the Ice by Orange Sherbet reviews
So it's bad enough that Tsunade is making me join the Konoha BOYS hockey team, but now that I'm an official member I have to deal with one loud mouth blond, one angry ginger, one sexually frustrated Uchiha and a boy with an obvious dog fetish. FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sakura H.
A dreaded secret by Fluffyapples reviews
Sakura is more then happy finding out she has been allowed in to konoha private high school, the only problem is she has to attend as a guy if shes discovered she will be kicked out, what happens when a certian Uchiha confesses he knows her secret
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 51,550 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Cuteness Proximity by Spoiled Sweet reviews
A Team Seven moment as seen through the eyes of Kurama. A silly one-shot. Swearing because it is Kurama.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Team Seven, Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Ideal Boyfriend by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,202 - Reviews: 3454 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Your Girlfriend, My Girlfriend, Our Girlfriend by Nadine25 reviews
In which Naruto dates an unconscious Hinata, Sasuke wants a girlfriend, Sakura accepts an impossible task and Itachi is very protective of his younger brother. And everyone prays that Itachi doesn't end up killing Sakura. AU; ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,252 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3261 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Akatsuki guidelines by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
What you need to know to survive in the Akatsuki: Please use wisely.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ A kiss a day, keeps the doctor away. 06. The Fire of My Loins (Pt. 1): "Maybe I'm just some nympho or something—Oh Gods, if I was a nympho, how could Sasuke ever love me?" Ino didn't know whether or not that was a rhetorical question; so, she decided it was best not to answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
That's MY Mommy! by xDarakuxShitaxTenshix reviews
“Make sure no suitors get near your mommy, okay?” His father had given him an assignment and he was going to do it. Besides, that’s his mommy, those guys aren’t allowed to be so close to her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Sweetheart by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku Canon-verse AU. Non-compliant with Fourth Shinobi War Arc. Chi ama mi, ama il mio cane. For Gaara and Sakura, that particular Italian proverb had never been more apt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Self Control by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Sasu/Saku. Ever since he returned to Konoha, ignoring how much a certain pink-haired teammate of his had grown proved to be quite a challenge for Sasuke. A night in Suna tests his control.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Princess by Lady Icicle reviews
Sakura was Team Seven's princess. Most days, she even enjoyed it. But this was just becoming a little bit too much. Action must be taken. Team Seven X Sakura, some Others X Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Runaway by FallenCrimsonStar reviews
Angry and running from her problems, Sakura finds comfort in a redhead stranger with no respect for her personal space. Originally for GaaSaku month 2013. AU two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - [Sakura H., Gaara] - Complete
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Scroll by Lyvance Callele reviews
Sasuke receives an A-rank mission that would get him off the hook - deliver a medic scroll to Konoha. The Hokage left one important detail about it though. Premise: 4 years after A final duel with Naruto *added Mystery in the genre.* Warning: Don't read if you hate guessing games. * v * You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 155,509 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lovers' Spat by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Sasu/Saku. The day Sasuke lost Naruto's respect forever was the day the blond saw him apologizing to Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
All The World's a Stage by katlou303 reviews
Sakura is a hapless college student in love with the idea of perfection. She longs for the life of fame, but is popularity really all she dreamed it would be? Itachi is 'perfect,' according to the world. He has a very different view on popularity. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,872 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Things you just don't talk about by Enodia reviews
""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,175 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
When Prince Meets Pauper by Tiger Priestess reviews
They ran into each other in the marketplace, what Sakura didn't know though, was that she met the prince of the Uchiha Kingdom, Sasuke. Something about her intrigued him and this meeting was certainly not the last...SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,655 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Freshman 15 by ShelbySabaku reviews
One thing Sakura Haruno knew for certain was that she was moving off campus next year, away from her pervy RA's and the hormone driven dorm boys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Love, Lies, and Male Modeling by GeekCheerleader reviews
AU Due to an unfortunate circumstance involving her best friend, Sakura Haruno will be pretending to be a male model. However, when the other models get interested, what is this cross dressing heroine to do? MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sakura H.
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fools by SailorEchoSong reviews
I could see love, in her bright, naive eyes. She had only eyes for one. She wore it on her sleeve, her love for Ciel. So carelessly throwing her love away to someone who would never love her back. What a very, very foolish girl. She reminded me of myself.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Alois T., Elizabeth M. - Complete
A Closeted Affair by Dotti3 reviews
If she couldn't have Sakura as her actual daughter, Mikoto was determined to have her as a daughter-in-law. And she would do anything to accomplish her goal. Even if it meant shoving some stubborn shinobi in a closet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The P E R F E C T Boyfriend List by KYUUxKYUU reviews
Ino decided to pick out a "boy-toy" for her seemingly single best friend Sakura via list of "requirements". Little does she know Sakura already has the perfect boyfriend... "Sasuke Uchiha if you don't pick up that phone right now no sex for a week!" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spying on Sasuke by SecretFanGirl.ox reviews
Naruto and Sakura think Sasuke is up to something, so they decide to spy on them, but how much will they learn? Rated M for adult themes. Bad summery.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Bet by Unmotivatedpotato reviews
"I bet 30 bucks anybody can't kiss that pinky without getting punch." Hidan grinned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Muffins and Justin Bieber by soybean prophecy reviews
"WELL. YOU STILL MAKE MY GAYDAR BEEP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW. I swear, girls only like emo, pasty, brooding, arrogant gay jerks. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE WORLD?" Naruto's outlook on life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hooded Lies by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. In a desperate attempt to escape an unwanted marriage, poor peasant Sakura Haruno marries a convict bound for the gallows...not knowing that she just married the prince of their land. The scandalous prince that is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Good Tactic, Alois by The-Fun-In-Funeral reviews
Poor Elizabeth, left all alone as Ciel goes about company business. Who should take her mind off of things but one, Alois Trancy. Innocent enough, established EMxCP, implied EMxAT and CFxAT, further warnings inside.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Alois T., Elizabeth M. - Complete
Avenger's Destiny by Raven Ariana reviews
She didnt know what was going to happen when she was sent on a mission to retrieve two scrolls with her friends. But with the Akatsuki now on her trail for the scrolls, and a reunion with her teammate, what, exactly, can happen? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 183,451 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Ever Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Age by Kyo12591 reviews
Because people need to know these things most of all. Some people say age doesn't matter, but most of those people are wrong. Sakura, at least thinks so. SasuXSakuXNaru Team seven fic, plus some ItachiXSakura hints. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3404 - Favs: 4,462 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Surrender by xSakuraWings reviews
It was simple. Buying chocolates for her friends at new candyshop. Apparently, no one told her about the delicious, eye-candy males who work there. /MultiSaku/ For Post-Valentine ONESHOT .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 125 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
When Past Meets Future by firevixen73 reviews
Itachi was Sakura's personal bully as kids, luckily he forgot about her when she left to train with Tsunade. Now adults their paths are about to cross once again. She's ready for revenge & he wants a distraction from a forceful ninja clan pushing marriage
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,644 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Four Shooting Stars by Ellsweetella reviews
Fine,Rein, Shade and Bright are students of the school of magic. There is a story about four shooting stars. When they hit each other, four people who see the stars at the same time will face a terrible destiny. Summery sucks. Writing is...T in case.
Fushigiboshi no Futago Hime/ふしぎ星の☆ふたご姫 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,999 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete
A Little Help by ShelbySabaku reviews
In which Sakura is dragged to the Victoria Secret Semi-Annual Sale and gets a whole lot more than she expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Another Chance by xxThePowerOfYouthxx reviews
Sasori Akasuna, a former delinquent, is forced to live with his grandmother, Chiyo. With his new life he was expecting a boring existence with rules and regulations but what he hadn't anticipated was meeting the feisty, pink-haired Sakura Haruno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,792 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Desideratum by xSakuraWings reviews
Those irresistable emerald orbs, that soft silky pink hair and her angelic voice. She became an addiction for them and soon something even more. Sakura Haruno was just too desirable, they just couldn't resist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 139 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
This One Time at Band Camp by SliceOfLife reviews
So this one time at band camp I was locked in an instrument case by guys, forced out of my room by guys, and was then the most wanted girl by those same guys. Really, what else could go wrong? SakuraCentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,408 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Accidental Haircut by cutecrazyice reviews
Neji? Haircut? Do those even go hand in hand? Sakura's about to find out. NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Coral Crown by GeekCheerleader reviews
AU A day that had started with me preparing for my wedding ended up with me being caught in the fishing net and lugged onto a boat full of hot men. However, I just want to return to my underwater life as a mermaid... MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sakura H.
Cruising For Love by StrawberryMerry reviews
Orihime asks Ulquiorra to accompany her on a cruise to Hawaii. Unbeknownst to them, it's a couple's cruise. Forced to share a bed and pretend they're married, the two struggle with their growing feelings for each other.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 135,678 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra]
Super Sakura by GeekCheerleader reviews
AU Sakura was an average girl, who suddenly finds herself entwined in a battle between good and evil, both of which being infatuated with her. This all started with a jog, during which she found out her apartment's security guard is a superhero. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sakura H.
One, two, smile! by Moahoa reviews
What happens when one day Ciel's servants all dissapear? Will his pride ruin everything? Read to find out. Elizabeth/Ciel fluffy onshot. All names have been changed to the manga names and have a differen't spelling. Edit: grammar fixed.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M. - Complete
The Contract by HinawithLove reviews
In the past, Itachi Uchiha had never been turned down by any woman, but he was about to be put in his place by a certain pinkette...or was he? AU Non-Massacre
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,753 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Be My One Sweet Bite by SliceOfLife reviews
Sweets were his life. But being sweet was a different story, which Sakura realizes as she works in his shop. He's rude and intolerable. "Well cupcake, if you ran the shop that would be your decision but since you don't, it's mine." ItachixSakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Perfect Man by cutecrazyice reviews
"Welcome to the neighborhood, new neighbor! Please meet my family and our perfect mango tree!" Hence, their childhood begins as Sakura plays with frogs, Sasuke glares, and the mango tree watches on. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Storybook by moodiful819 reviews
When Sakura was given her first godmother assignment, she had been expecting a lonely young orphan with evil step-relatives who was friends with mice. What she got instead was a perverted, unmarried, over-the-hill prince. Kakasaku. -Cover by dimisfit-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Trapped In The Closet by K and Jazz reviews
"Damnit Sakura, stop grinding on me." She rolled her eyes and tried her best to give him a sideways glance. "Sasuke, we're in a closet, grinding is gonna happen."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gossip Is Your Friend by cutecrazyice reviews
"Did you hear? Sakura got laid last night. Big time." In which rumors circulate, Sakura gets laid, and Sasuke is not happy. At all. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kaleidoscope Days by silverfootsteps reviews
From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 136 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eleven Truths and Something More by cutecrazyice reviews
The glass shattered to the ground as her gaze landed on familiar black hair and pale skin riddled with jagged scars. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Playing with his doll by Moahoa reviews
He didn't think of her as something special, infact he didn't like the girl. It was all to annoy Ciel. He couldn't help that she turned out to be more fun than expected, could he? Onesided Alois/Lizzy oneshot. WARNING SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 58!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Elizabeth M., Alois T. - Complete
Little Miss Unappreciated by Riz-I reviews
Sasuke likes having a live-in maid. She cooks and cleans and never complains. Sakura likes having one too. She cooks and cleans and lets Sakura take all the credit... Life was so much easier when Sasuke was a playboy. And when he remembered his fiancee...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,363 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010
Friday, I'm In Love by cutecrazyice reviews
On Monday, Sakura wondered why Sasuke was staring at her as if she had just committed a crime. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Cosmopolitan by Caffeinewired reviews
Sasuke, a sophomore in college, is digging through his room mate's things when he comes across a very dirty magazine. "Hey, Haruno, let's try this position first." How did she end up living with such a hormone driven, slob? Oneshot. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Things I'll Never Have by C. C. Cr0ss reviews
"I wanted her to understand the world was everything but perfect or happy or anything along those lines. She needed to know. The world was unfair, corrupt, sick. Just like I was." T 'cause I m paranoid. Alois/Lizzie if you will. One-Shot
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Elizabeth M., Alois T. - Complete
Win Sasuke Uchiha, Your Boyfriend! by soybean prophecy reviews
"Win Sasuke Uchiha, Your Boyfriend!" "...This should be good."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Geisha by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Chakra depleted and exhausted, Team Seven needs a place to rest and recuperate. Why did it have to be a brothel? Are those hunter-nin coming their way? Post-Canon Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Pills Anyone? by eskeflowne reviews
"Um, Naruto." Sai said looking at the blonde across the table from him..."I have Viagra." I think you all can guess what will happen next ; caution !explicit content! SxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Break by cutecrazyice reviews
When something breaks, there is no guarantee that it will mend again. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Irresistable by xSakuraWings reviews
The pinkette was furious. "Why can't they just keep their hands off me?" Sakura spatted angrily. "Stupid hormonal men." SakuMulti.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
red hibiscus by dyingwill reviews
AU. Chibi!SasuSaku. Sasuke and Sakura listen attentively as big brother Itachi explains the meaning of the flower. Itachi is sly, Sakura is flushed, and Sasuke is righteously upset, kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Five Kisses by cutecrazyice reviews
The first time Kiba got a kiss from Sakura was purely, utterly accidental. KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Operation: FUN by PeinSaku reviews
The man fell like a brick, twitching and groaning in a heap on the ground. Madara frowned, putting away the Nerf gun he'd been holding to his back. "I don't think he's unconscious." Sakura bashed the man upside the head with her frying pan. "Now he is." [AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Prequel to "Operation: EDUCATION."]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3871 - Favs: 6,384 - Follows: 2,591 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pucker Up by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Get those lips ready, Sakura, because you're going to have to kiss every boy on this list, no exceptions!" "But you put, like, all of Konoha on that list!" "Exactly!" Oh Ino, I'm going to kick your ass if Sasuke ever lets go of mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
BathroomSex! What's that spell! by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Oh my god, Teme! This is better than porn!" "Hey kid, that's my daughter out there!" "D-Did I say porn! I-I meant corn!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Costume Chaos by Itaweasel-hime reviews
It all happened through a series of Halloweens. He met her, and gradually, fell harder every year. Nothing was ever simple. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Redemption Blues by cutecrazyice reviews
The scream was enough to rouse Sasuke from a deep, deep slumber – though what he was about to witness next was definitely NOT what he expected. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H.
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Meet His Parents by Itaweasel-hime reviews
They are in love, so they should be married, right? Wrong, at least according to Mikoto. How can she really be sure that they are in love anyway? Non-Massacre one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Variance by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Life. Sasuke is back, her team is always gone, and the hospital is a grave. Sakuracentric. Updated weekly. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,192 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secrets, Sake and Funloving Teammates by cutecrazyice reviews
"You know what? I've never heard of Shikamaru getting kissed before." And that was how their night of fun started. For the most part. ShikaGUESS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2472 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Misunderstanding In A Hotel Reservation by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ A misunderstanding led to complications. Sasuke Uchiha could not handle complications right now. Not between them. But there was no way in hell that he was going to sleep on the floor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/6/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Hot Off The Press by Orange Sherbet reviews
All Sakura Haruno wanted was to be able to write for her school newspaper. What she got, though, was much more than expected. Will she be able to handle the boys she has to work with?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,316 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Images And Imperfections by danielie reviews
Sasuke smirked. "She'll be for fangirl-exterminating purposes only." Unexpectedly, he fell in love... and she found out about his plan. AU, mainly SasuSaku, with NaruHina, NejiTen and ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,411 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sand, Sex and Morphine by yuugiri reviews
It was the best damn terrorist attack Gaara has ever had.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Six Signs That Sasuke Loves Sakura by TeddyBearHugs reviews
Hey! My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage! Believe it! I'm here to tell you the six signs that Sasuke-teme is in love with Sakura-chan!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by janually reviews
Of all the ridiculous missions Tsunade has assigned Sakura in the past, this one takes the cake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,092 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sadistically Mine by SliceOfLife reviews
From the moment she spoke the words, "I'm not afraid to die." He knew, He had to have her. HidanxSakura. one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Little Miss Seductress ::Take Two by Riz-I reviews
Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Ten-Ten are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the Kings of Konoha High keep their titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continuation of Little Miss Seductress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,823 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the ABCs and 123s of love by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. "That's because he is a sexually deprived man—" "Now, now, I need no implications of how active your sex life is." Of ups and downs, and ins and outs. Oh, there are ins and outs, all right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,713 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Mad House by VesperChan reviews
She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Babyfied by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,365 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
dirty talk by the blanket reviews
CRACK. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU. "So Sasuke-kun," Sakura began, as she did her very best to compose herself. "Let's talk about sex."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Playing Dress Up by Fifi McFu reviews
Sakura steals her boyfriend's uniform. Kakashi approves of the outfit, and shows her his appreciation. KakaSaku, lemon, oneshot PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Shampoo by kisukebenihime reviews
Itachi never knew that shampoo could be so... dangerous. Rated M for lemony goodness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Annoyance: Haruno Sakura by TeddyBearHugs reviews
DON'T READ! I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS TWELVE! WRITTEN VERY BADLY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6118 - Favs: 10,298 - Follows: 3,902 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Viridian by Alfhild reviews
The boys discuss our favorite medic-nin's eye color. Written because I love the very many different shades of green authors use to describe Sakura's eyes in their stories. Mild SaiSaku. Rated mostly for Kiba's mouth and wayward imaginations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Med Student by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura had no idea that her entire future depended on Uchiha Sasuke. The question is how do you tutor someone who only stares at your chest? Oneshot. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 110 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Astronomical Nuisance yet a Beauty Unrivaled by Juniper11 reviews
One by one they fell for her until only he was left standing. It was a good thing she wasn't his type...at least that's what he told himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Magically SelfAdjusting Pants by JanuaryEclipses reviews
It was turning out to be a boring, mission-less summer for Team 7. That is, of course, until a pair of magical pants enters the picture. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby Talk by onceuponachildhood reviews
Mikoto did always want a daughter... :ItaSaku non-massacre AU, oneshot:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
the Receipt by Xmarksthespot reviews
She wakes up one day to find an abundance of packages on her front door and a letter. Everything that she claimed Sasuke owed her were in those boxes. Sequel to the You Owe Me List.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caulk and Paint by moderndayportia reviews
Paint fumes and close proximity lead to some revelations when Kakashi decides to help Sakura remodel her bathroom. Christmas gift for slinkymilinky and the KakaSaku FC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Field Research by randomsomeone reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
love is as follows by Version.INFINITY reviews
Sakura, I know you were the one who changed my status from Single to In an Open Relationship with Uzumaki Naruto. Don’t ignore me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scaredy Weasel by Ghoster.Z reviews
He was afraid of needles and taking his medecine. She was growing impatient and needed him to just take the damn thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
weightless by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. AU. “It’s a good luck charm.” “Good luck charm?” “You’re obviously going to need it if you go through those rapist-infested subway stations every morning.” “I’m…touched.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Raven by Juniper11 reviews
He wanted her happy. Even if she wasn't with him. ItaSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Laundry by Slinkymilinky reviews
Sakura had never been a fan of airing her dirty laundry in public…but Kakashi was often the exception to the rule. Lemony Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,593 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
JPops Drabble Shop by J-Pop Princess reviews
I've started writing drabbles for a weekly contest, although I doubt I will participate every week. The entries I write will end up here along with any other spare plot bunnies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,278 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008
Eighty Yen by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. AU. In which Sakura in a kissing booth happens. In which Itachi happens as well. In which Sakura in a kissing booth with Itachi happens. Hell yeah. For BlueArcticWolf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Matter of Opinion by Jini reviews
Naruto had never really liked shopping before. That is… until Sakura tried on that bikini. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Quote On Quote by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
The two minds of best friends Sasuke and Naruto unwittingly face off in an opinion to opinion battle. The subject...Sasuke and Sakura's relationship. Oh, the possibilities...and the revealed secrets. -SasuSaku--one-shot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Devirginization by rawrchelle reviews
Neji/Sakura. Admittedly, he was a man. And, admittedly, he had hormones. But that didn’t necessarily mean that their romance started because he accidentally touched her boob. For Itachi’s Only Love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Trouble by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
Kiba overheard the conversation between the girls. Now Sakura is in for punishment from Sasuke. One-shot. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Room 21 by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because, trust me, drinks and condoms CAN lead to the proof of one's sexual orientation—and babies, but that's a whole other story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Halo by Juniper11 reviews
For Laurapen90. There was that certain something about both of them. She shouldn't have to choose...but she did. ItaSakuDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Dirty Speech by Zelha reviews
Who would have thought her husband had such a penchant for dirty talk! ItaSaku crackish smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Senior Year at Boarding School by Rockinyoyo reviews
Who knew Boarding School could be so much fun? Sakura never thought that boarding school was fun when the boys were joining them but surprises happen. Sakura is the girl to get only no one can get her except Uchiha Sasuke because he pretended for her.SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,999 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
And the Circle Comes Round by JUCHKO reviews
Sakura returns, only to find that the old woman was telling the truth. Now she's been captured by the Akatsuki for reasons unknown. Her heart is torn between love, hate, and the mass confusion that comes of finding out things she never wanted to be true.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 200,475 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Exhibit X by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Gray x Lucy. Mirajane tries to rid Gray of his undressing habit, but Lucy manages to ruin all her progress. But perhaps she can solve the problem once and for all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Spoonful by BluSakura reviews
He fell into a fountain, was publicly humiliated, couldn't breathe through his nose, puked hell knows how many times, had to swallow the most disgusting substance on the planet, and endured Ahiru straddling his lap. Yes, Fakir had a fever. FxA Fluff
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Fakir, Ahiru - Complete
Kunoichis rule, Shinobis drool by x0love-anime0x reviews
What happens when the boys call the four kunoichis weak and leave? Hatred and love forms! And what is this? The boys are falling in love with another girl? But who exactly are these other girls? Sasusaku,Nejiten,Shikaino,Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,796 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Miss Seductress by Tenshi-Chan008 reviews
New Girls Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and TenTen are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the kings of Konoha High keep thier titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continued by Riz-I
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,675 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love and War by Rockinyoyo reviews
There was only one thing standing between their happiness. A contract. a contract for her to marry a man that she didn't love. trials will be put before them. can they save each other and themselves? Sasuke Sakura AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,056 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Some Girls by Juniper11 reviews
For BlueArcticWolf. Who knew that getting stuck in a kissing booth would turn out to be the best day of her life? SakuIta, SakuKaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Handlebars by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because best friends can't fall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Brainless by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. She couldn’t count the number of times she’d been told she was stupid. But when Itachi calls her stupid, and so close to Christmas, it’s almost unbearable.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wine and Cyanide Chasers by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "You can't want this." And with every smile, every kiss, and every touch. He realizes just how dangerous she actually is. Christmas!fic for Becca.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Night Only by Juniper11 reviews
In which Kakashi finally confesses his love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
All Guys Konoha High! by Chiame-Yoru reviews
What happens when Sakura Goldfish loving girl is forced to go to an all male school! She has to deal with Pervert Guys, strict male teachers, all while living in their dorm! Especially when the four most perverted guys are Itachi, Neji, Sasuke, & Gaara!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,956 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Sakura H.
Pestilence by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ They were alike— in different ways, but nonetheless —and they were alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fresca by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sakura, you know how I feel about you, but I'd like to wait, you know, till marriage for that kind of thing.” gift!fic for Julia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whisper by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "What do you want me to say?" Sasuke asked, shuffling uncomfortably. “That you'll be with me until the end of time and finally admit to your undying—” Sakura paused for a moment, realizing the word she left off at. “—er...eternal love for me.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A New Beginning by Blank183 reviews
Collab with Bacatlover! "Sakura," he whispered. She looked above to see his Sharingan glowing in the dark, "I said I'm not letting you go this time."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Frosting on Top by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It was really hard, Kiba was discovering, to seduce a girl who laughed at all your advances. Still, he could manage. Just with a bit of... sweetness. KibaSaku. Oneshot. For Iz.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
potato chips by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Who would have thought that she would gain such approval from his mother just by teaching him how to grocery shop?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Anatomy Test by sasusaku779 reviews
Sakura learned her anatomy in a most sensual manner, how does she fare on the test? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anatomy by sasusaku779 reviews
Haruno Sakura was failing anatomy, and all she wanted to do was study, but a certain someone else wanted to do something else, so how do both manage to compromise? Sasuke decides to teach her!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Black Dress by Kazerith reviews
one-shot/When Sasuke returned back to Konoha, it wasn't how Sakura had dreamt it to be. He wasn't bleeding, half slung over Naruto's shoulders with that cocky smirk on his face. No. He hadn't come back with Naruto at all. He came back with them... and her
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crimson Genii by Zelha reviews
Crimson Genii is a oneshot collection that follows the same themes as Silver and Emerald Days. This time, Itachi and Sakura show how they try to cope with life, duty... and their hidden relationship. Various ratings, Non-Massacre, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,987 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork by ohwhatsherface reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Curses of Fear by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/ItaSaku/ "By the time you can even lay a scratch on me, I will have already shown you insanity."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Miriam's Well by Aelibia reviews
What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,147 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Superhero by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sasuke in spandex. Need I say more?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 235 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Lucid by Rashka the Demon reviews
Sakura: "I don't feel like a kid when I'm around you. When did that happen?" Kakashi bit his tongue. He bit it very, very hard. KakaSaku Post-Manga AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,720 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Homecoming Queen by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because some moments are just too precious to ever let go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heat by Juniper11 reviews
It's a hot day when Sakura discovers her heart is being lost. Team Seven fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/30/2008 - [Sakura H., Team Seven] - Complete
Tight Security by randomteenager reviews
It was every man's dream—having hot, sexy female airport security roam their hands on the man's body to search for "weapons." Especially the ones with pink hair…—wait a second, pink hair? Sakura, what are you doing! SasuSaku. One-Shot. High Rated 'T'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2008 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Experimentation by ABitOHoney reviews
Sakura is assigned a special mission involving researching Jinchuurikis and their Bijuus. Her test subject: Gaara of the Desert. While discovering the cause and effect of the Bijuu, she is led to an unintended discovery: her attraction to Gaara. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,274 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
I Was Just Joking by Heza-chan X3 reviews
Sakura and Tenten weren't serious when they went to the booth that said 'ninja' at their school carrer fair. Now they've been taken to Konoha, and placed under house arrest with two ice cubes. Great. Just fricking great. NejiTen SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,595 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by DigiFruit reviews
Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 266 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Devil is Live Weasel Gambit by TwinEnigma reviews
AU Itachi and Kisame pay Sasuke a visit. It seems that there is more going on than meets the eye, especially with Sakura and Kyuubi, Sasuke's strange new roommates. Language, violence, mind games, crossover w Oh My Goddess. Hinted pairings
Crossover - Oh My Goddess! & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
rinse and repeat by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Itachi does not like sharing. Especially HIS lavender scented shampoo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
keeping Sakura by Version.INFINITY reviews
SasSak. She was made up of 10 shades of pink. Each with a different story to tell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fall For Me by Romantic Egoist reviews
Fall for me!" Sasuke screamed towards Sakura infront of the whole playground. "Or I'll trip you myself!" Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Turnabout by Juniper11 reviews
They say turnabout's fair play. Well Sakura's about to give Kakashi a taste of his own medicine.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/15/2008 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Love Song by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Finally, after years of waiting, their reunion, and how every preconceived notion they had about each other flies out the window.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Icha Icha Thief by elle6778 reviews
Kakashi could not believe that someone actually managed to steal his Icha Icha books. But he was even more baffled when he found out who did it. Kakashi-Sakura one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Think I'm Paranoid by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bugger Up! by evefaxton reviews
Shino and his father need help with their mission, but this was more than they expected. Two years after Shippuuden timeline. M for a reason. Shino Sakura, Shibi Kurenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,010 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sakura H., Shino A. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Defining His Grunts by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Dictionary definition number 26 for 'Hn': "I love you too." Small moments between the two as they grew up. Luckily, they always had close friends as well as each other. BEING EDITED/REWRITTEN. SORT OF.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mr McDreamy by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Just look at him. He's soooo hot! Everything from his chicken hair style up to his toe nails is just plain heavenly![AU][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 3,098 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 482 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alley Oop! A SasuSaku by High Rhulain reviews
Sakura Haruno is the daughter of a deceased famous basketball player. To fulfill her father's dream, she dons wig and glasses and enters the allboys part time residential Firestone Academy! But she's not the only one keeping secrets... SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,752 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sick Day by Slyvia reviews
Sakura has to take care of her five sick teamates....that would suck! Sasusaku! Read and REVIEW! Just a little oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Rejects Club by ohwhatsherface reviews
But Sasuke–kun, how can you be in The Rejects Club if you're not a reject like me and Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
like a heart that stumbles onto knowledge by arabesque05 reviews
Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baker's Dozen by RedLotusNin reviews
A bakery reopens in Konoha and Neji and Sasuke find themselves competing over something they’d never thought they would. [Request for InsaneYunay][NejiSakuSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
A Continuous Circle by JUCHKO reviews
Sakura accidentally stumbles upon the Akatsuki hideout and is forced to use a scroll that was for 'last resorts only'. The scroll takes her to the past, back before the massacre. Rated T just in case. ItachiXSakura Time travel. Sequel up: And the Circle Comes Round. Sister story to Kindred Spirits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 106,089 - Reviews: 2337 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Revelation by paws-bells reviews
NejiSaku Revelations are dangerous things, as Sakura was just starting to find out. They could turn turn your peaceful life upside down and inside out, even if it wasn't your revelation in the first place. Damn Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Kill Me Now by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Closet Fever by Jini reviews
Really… what’s a girl to do when she is dragged into a nearby closet by none other than Uzumaki Naruto, who decides that a makeout session is now in order? [NaruSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Role Reversal by Muffytaj reviews
When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 421 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Lateral Geniculate Nucleus by Muffytaj reviews
When half a minute is still too slow. SasuSaku, of a sorts. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood Linked by Goth-Vampire Ninja reviews
It's all normal to Sakura and her friends...until she finds out that Sasuke is a vampire! and that he is after her! Ok, I suck at summaries, but trust me... if you're goth, likes black, or likes vampires...You'll love this story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Taking Shikamaru's Virginity by aisu tenshi 831 reviews
The girls get together and decide to make a friendly bet: see who can take Shikamaru's virginity. Slight Sakura x Shikamaru, mention of several other pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All Dressed In White by ohwhatsherface reviews
While helping Hinata find her gown for her wedding, Sakura, Ino and Tenten get a little bit carried away trying things on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
11 Ways to Change a Mind by FlameTwirler reviews
KakaSaku. How does one hardened shinobi transition to a point in life where he’s ready to accept change? Will consist of eleven shorts
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Misunderstandings by ohwhatsherface reviews
When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3835 - Favs: 5,447 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1002 by angel puppeteer reviews
He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kakashi Junior by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto becomes fed up with all the cold looks he gets from the villagers, so he becomes Hatake Arashi by using a face mask and dying his hair. With his new persona can he win over the villagers and, more importantly, Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 279 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
When a Cherry Blossom Blooms by Inuys-hispanicgirl reviews
ON HOLD: Sakura was usually one of the 'guys' but when her girl friends make her less 'manly' how will her guy friends react?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Sakura H.
Bloody Typical by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Rather than sleeping for the rest of the day, Sakura spent the next three hours creating a painstaking plan to get an incredibly belated revenge on Uchiha Sasuke. Slight crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 234 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Trick or Treat? by LuvinAniManga reviews
It's Halloween and Sakura has gone trick or treating! But what happens when she dares to ring the doorbell of the unsocial Neji Hyuga? Is she going to get a treat, or is he going to get tricked? Perhaps the other way around....
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
How Neji Got His Groove Back by Lady Silvamord reviews
[part two of two] So, Neji's got game. It's undeniable. After drinking Shikamaru and Sakura under the table, he's managed to blackmail Sakura into dinner with his family...which is not a date. It is complete, utter, shameless blackmail...right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Amity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Living For Your Whims by asteriskjam reviews
In her last moments, Sakura shows more strength than she had in her lifetime. And for the first time in his, Sasuke doesn't appreciate it. [SasuSaku] [OneShot] 'Stop it! Stop looking like you're ready to move on! ...Because I'm not.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Song For No One by Muffytaj reviews
What was going through Yamato's head when he stopped Sakura from attacking Sasuke. YamatoSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Yamato, Sakura H. - Complete
Emotion Sickness by Muffytaj reviews
Every generation has someone like Kakashi. This turn around, it was Sakura left behind. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Unconventional by asteriskjam reviews
He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stranded with Idiots by RedLotusNin reviews
COMPLETE. Kakashi pulls a prank on the students by stranding them on an island so they can be watched by millions. Now they must fight for shelter, food and escape from entertainmentcraving tribe people. NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,132 - Reviews: 2283 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
An Issue of Competition by asteriskjam reviews
[SasuSaku][OneShot] Sakura's first kiss had been accidental, stolen by some other man. Jealous!Boyfriend Sasuke finds an unorthodox way to make up for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Push Pops by Mahi-Mahi reviews
Sakura attempts to break Kakashi's concentration while training. Will she succeed? Will he be able to resist?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 187 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Little Seductress by LuvinAniManga reviews
Ino made a bet with Sakura: the first single man to walk in the door is the one she has to seduce into kissing her tonight. Backed into a corner, she agrees. What ensues when she sees it's THAT man?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
And Venus Loved Mars by Lady Silvamord reviews
Sakura, Itachi, and what could have, should have, would have been. Fifty themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Moon Animals by Lady Silvamord reviews
Neji. Sakura. From kisses to stars to moon animals, fifty themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 207 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Marriage? by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
“Do you? Haruno Sakura” blah blah “take Uchiha Sasuke” blah blah “to be your husband? blah blah “to be with this man for the rest of your freakin days?” [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Genius and the Human aka You Drive Me Crazy by Muffytaj reviews
A Lee x Tenten 20 truths fic. Because there isn't enough love for this wonderful pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
Muffy's Version of a Blanket Fic by Muffytaj reviews
Come on, we all know this cliche. It's cold, snowing, and a boy and girl have to survive somehow...such a pity Sasuke doesn't have a romantic bone in his body.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Broken Men by Muffytaj reviews
NaruSakuSasuKaka. A mix of all genres, because team 7 encompasses everything from angst and action, to crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because We Three Are One by Muffytaj reviews
NaruSakuSasu[Kaka?] fiction. They aren't perfect, and it isn't always pretty, but they are team 7, and they are one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiss Me by IsisBella reviews
Sakura didn’t know the mess she had put herself into when she accepted Naruto’s bet until she needed to face the consequences. After all, a bet that involves the dobe, the kunoichi and a stolen kiss from Sasuke could only mean trouble. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3430 - Favs: 4,142 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
7 Days, Come What May by Black Mischief reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and he has 1 week to go party with his friends at the Konoha Hot Springs! Sakura, Sasuke, Gaara, and other people are also invited! Usual Pairings. COMPLETE! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,895 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Mission Impossible? by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Team 7 had to protect their charge at all cost. But what if their charge couldn't get his dirty hands off their pinkhaired teammate? Patience, patience, Naruto... Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,607 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bastard by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Holy Palmer's Kiss by LiveLoveLaugh reviews
He was in love with four other women, one woman for every season. But in spring, Shikamaru fell recklessly—and irreversibly—in love with her…[ShikaXSaku] Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Jealous Thoughts, Denial Ideas by BlackBelt reviews
rewritten OOCness: Sasuke's only reason in following Sakura is for her protection because she has been getting a lot of attention from boys. It's not like he cares and it's not like he's jealous. Nope. So what if he wants to bash any guy's skull in who comes near her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
And All the King's Horses by Icarusy reviews
[SasuSaku] Oneshot songfict. She's dying, and all he can do is hold her and watch...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Another Wolf by dragonsnap reviews
And now the wolf is at my door, and things are never going to be like before. KakaSaku. Important Notice in Chapter 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 4,904 - Follows: 603 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blackmail by Landlady of the Universe reviews
Why, oh why hadn't she thought of this before? KakashiSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Welcome to the Konoha High School by Mrs. Hyuga reviews
Lets see...Mix a little reality with Naruto. Kakashi's a gym teacher. Hokage is principal. Itachi is a gang leader...Still thinking Pairings might be VERY odd. Plez review! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,419 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Complete