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Hi pep, what's up! Well I'm not a writer cuz I'm suck at writing!And I've also checked, there are at least 6 pep that I had the same name with (My name used to be Narutofreak2819)! But I don't see why they are not very crazy bout Naruto (specifically is SasuSaku or SakuXOC)! Very disappointing! Tck! Tck!I'm guessing you are wondering why I have such a weird name right?Well nothing much it just came to me.Whenever I look at it, it reminds me of a hamburger, you could say that I came up with this name cuz I was hungry.Don't know why but I'm hungry most of the time.XP
Here's some boring info about me:

My English name: Alie Ryna Steward.

Chinese name: Hoa Truc Nguyet.

Korean name: Sung Soo Woo.

Japanese name: Chishikato Rikatoji.

You can call me by any of those.

Age: I'm 14 and going to be 15 next September . YAY!

Like: Sweets (I have very big sweet tooth that craves for sweets, especially chocolate); anime and manga like:Naruto, Fushigi boshi no futago hime(I know it's very childish but it's very cute, and I wish I could read the manga), Fairy tale, Jewelpet tinkle( again it seems childish but it's not like it's gonna kill u if u watch it) and many more which I can't list all;oh and I like to annoy the hell out of my best friends; and clothes too, I wish to be a designer someday( if that's going to come true) that's why I like to draw, read (of course, but mostly just fanfiction, I'm very lazy when it comes to book), also I like to be lazy and sleep(a lot! When I sleep I have no care for the world even if it's being destroyed), I also like many more things but these are all the things coming to my mind right now.

Dislike: housework, homework (if someday it could just disappear I bet all the student from all around the world - including me - will be dancing in the street), insect (well actually I don't really hate them, just as long as I don't have to touch them), I hate crying VERY MUCH(it's evidence shows that I'm weak) that's why I also hate being weak, I don't like to be the one being protected(we female kind are NOT that weak), also don't like being yelled at or being whacked on the head and so on...blah blah blah...

Favorite couples:

Naruto: SasuSaku (If Naruto is with Hinata then this couple's more suitable, beside I'm a total SasuSaku fan.Actually, I'm fine with Sakura with anybody but SasuSaku still is my most favorite cuz they're made for each other.)

NaruSaku(They r Cute!)

NaruHina ( Cute too!)

ShikaIno (Of course, I have full evidences to prove that)

NejiTenten (Must I show you?)

Fushigi boshi no futago hime: Shade - Fine(like Handsome goes well with Cute)

Bright - Rein(Why not? They're both kind and innocent!)

I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT SUDDENLY MY MOOD WAS HIGH SO I WROTE THIS LIL ESSAY:

One of the most beautiful view I have visited was Thien An temple(This place is way in Viet Nam). The temple was built on An mountain,looked out to Tra Khuc river. Don't know it has been there since when nor how old it is, but I know it has been there for a long time. Its garden is big and is protected by concealed walls.At the gates stand two columns made by cement,big and majestic.Outside that gates are bamboo trees, have been standing there peacefully ever since. A sweet and light scent of jasmine fills up your nose when you step inside.Also at elsewhere inside, you can hear the buzzing of the bees looking for honey, the chatting of many insects deep into the ground, and on some occasion the ringing of the bells could be heard...All these combine and make one stop to listen and feel at peace (I know it's cheesy,right?)

Well that's all, thanks for taking yr precious time to read this long profile of mine. Enjoy! (It still makes me laugh every time I reread it :D)


THREE GUY!

Every girl has three guys in her life.

The one she loves,

the one she hates,

and the one she can't live without.

And in the end,

They're all the same guy.

QUIZ TIME:

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor has it, the rich needs it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
-Nothing? I mean.. Nothing is greater than God, Nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor has nothing, the rich needs nothing and if you eat nothing, you will die.

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
-The letter 'E'? 'E' is the beginning letter of 'End', the last letter of 'timE' and 'spacE' and 'Every spacE'.

There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
-A watermelon.

I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.
-Few.

Two in a corner, 1 in a room, 0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter. What am I?
-The letter R.

Say my name and I disappear. What am I?
-Silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To no chicken has gone to before.

COMEBACKS FOR LOUSY PICK-UP LINES!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punch us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket.

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.

A black man walked into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black.""But you sir..."

"When you were born you were pink,"
"When you grew up you were white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism!

This is just a nice poem that I found on someone's profile. =)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Advice That Guys Should Take... It's True!

WHEN SHE ACTS SHY

- SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU

- CHASE HER

WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS

- KISS HER

WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES

- HOLD HER TIGHT

WHEN SHE IS SILENT

- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU

- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!

WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY

- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST

- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!

WHEN SHE SAYS NOTHING IS WRONG

- A MILLION THINGS ARE RUNNING THROUGH HER HEAD

WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU

- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT

WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING

-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS

WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!

-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU

WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER

- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY

WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HANDS

- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS

SOMETHING I FOUND INTERESTING:

"Sorry I'm late! I got lost on the road of life." -Hatake Kakashi

"WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!" -Yamanaka Ino

"Konoha's hidden village secret taijutsu technique (sticks fingers in Naruto's butt) THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!" -Hatake Kakashi

"All I've been doing is watching you two from behind... now, get a good look at my back!" - Haruno Sakura

"My first impression of you is that I hate you." - Hatake Kakashi

"I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!!"- Jiraya

"I know! Place a bet on me to die because, knowing your luck, I'll be sure to come back then!" -Jiraya

"We must fight, to run away!" -Captain Jack Sparrow.

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Jason O: Wazzup bra! Jordan O: What the hell?! Did you just call me a bra?! DO I LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF WOMEN'S LINGERIE TO YOU?!
Jason O: NO! You know, bra' is sorta like bro'- Jordan O: I don't give a shit! Go and get me a coke you damn thong!

A good friend will comfort you if you get rejected by a guy. But A BEST FRIEND will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

FAVORITE QUOTE:(I'll find more)

Love is never ugly. ( But not always beautiful )':)

Life is hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. ( Life is such a bitch, isn't it?)

You gave me a life. But they taught me how to live. (MY MOST FAV!)

The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limit. ( Should I be happy or sad?)

Never let a fool kiss you and never let a kiss fool you. ( The consequence is greatly big)

With great magic comes great laughters. (LMAO)

One-shots are never meant to be reread.( I know. The truth hurts)

RANDOMNESS:

Did you know ombrophobia is the fear of rain? And gynophobic is a fear of women.

What Sakura would say if she's mad at Sasuke: "Hey Sasuke, the farmer has just called, he said the chicken wanted its ass back!".

"I'll forgive you last time for hurting my friend. If there is a next time…" Ino's eyes flashed dangerously. "…say goodbye to repopulating the Uchiha clan."

What would Gray say to his loved one?
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
"You make me want to take off my clothes."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'd get naked anytime for you."

Girl: I'm so hot!
Natsu: I breathe fire!

TRY THIS:

http://www.moillusions.com/2011/04/spinning-ladybugs-illusion.html It makes me feel dizzy. But still cool! @-@

http://www.moillusions.com/2006/10/reading-japanese-is-easy.html Remember to you tilt your head when you read it.

http://www.moillusions.com/2009/05/cats-and-dogs-illusion.html Remember to look at it up side down too.

http://www.moillusions.com/2012/06/whats-with-them-legs.html I don't get it at all! ?-?

http://www.moillusions.com/2012/01/freakish-frame-optical-illusion.html It's true!

http://www.moillusions.com/2008/02/few-more-impossible-billboards-by-nike.html I want one!

http://www.moillusions.com/2012/04/cathedral-of-commerce-illusion.html I wish I could live in that place!

http://www.moillusions.com/2011/07/smokin-hot-optical-illusion.html Smoking hot! XP

http://www.moillusions.com/2006/03/scariest-optical-illusion.html You have to stare at most is 5'. I'm shaking! shaking! It scared the hell out of me! Curses my curiosity! Oh and before I saw a black marble (I think so) hanging in the air just above the cat's bed.

http://www.moillusions.com/2009/11/tears-of-mother-earth-illusion.html All I'm saying is WOW!

http://www.moillusions.com/2007/09/another-awesome-mona-lisa-illusion.html It's pretty hard. You have to concentrate!

http://www.moillusions.com/2007/06/amazing-shadow-illusions-collection.html I wonder if it's true?

http://www.moillusions.com/2009/06/running-spirals-illusion.html So cool! I love this kind of illusion!

http://www.moillusions.com/2011/04/powers-of-one-illusion.html Can you figure all the animal?

http://www.moillusions.com/2007/12/julian-beevers-new-3d-sidewalk.html A

http://www.moillusions.com/2012/10/crooked-squares-optical-illusion.html How can they do that?

http://www.moillusions.com/2006/03/mini-rotating-snakes-illusion.html Man I love this kind of illusion! They always fool me!

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o204/whale_lovely/bopbongbong.swf Is it an earthquake?

http://en.akinator.com/# I can literally play it all day long!

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Bittersweet Betrayal by Angel of the Axis reviews
When Konoha betrays Sakura because of Karin, she cuts herself and one day goes too far. Meanwhile, Kakashi, Neji, Shikamaru and Naruto, the Hokage search for her and find her in the bathtub. Will they find out her secret? Will they save her in time? And what's with the ANBU searching for Orochimaru? ItaSaku T 4 cussing/blood. Minor GaaSaku, NejiSaku, ShikaSaku, NaruSaku & SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,096 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sin Academy by SkittleSpade reviews
Because of her parents divorce Sakura is going to Hell, serisouly. She's sent to the mysterious school on the dark side of town Between her new roommates, murderous students and the rule the school Uchiha Brothers her life isn't getting any better SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,651 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fallen by Sei ann reviews
Sakura has change into an impassive kunochi with a goal only she knows, now that Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi came back can they find out what's in her heart or will it be too late
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 61,466 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Passing Notes in Math Class by Midnight Angel Sakura reviews
What's highschool without love? Through a series of events, both slowly reveal their love. "Let's have a sleepover and movie night at my place!" Ino said excitedly. That was just the beginning. Couples: SasuSaku Main , NaruHina, NejiTen, and KibaIno. Minor ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 144,847 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World! by boredyetinspiredartist reviews
AU Welcome to the life of a lowclass nerd named Suke. Being dunked in toilet seats, being bullied and forced to do other's homework. But WTF? He's not really who he think he is! Will he able to live a bullyfree life without his cover blown? Chap 31 FINALLY UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,988 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Vampire Academy by MedicalNinSakuraUchiha reviews
Sakura Haruno is the new girl in town, she enrolls in a school for vampires. But she's human, and caught the eye of the hottest vampire alive, Sasuke Uchiha. Will she survive in her new home or die trying? Human Vampires disaster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Break the Ice by Orange Sherbet reviews
So it's bad enough that Tsunade is making me join the Konoha BOYS hockey team, but now that I'm an official member I have to deal with one loud mouth blond, one angry ginger, one sexually frustrated Uchiha and a boy with an obvious dog fetish. FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sakura H.
A dreaded secret by Fluffyapples reviews
Sakura is more then happy finding out she has been allowed in to konoha private high school, the only problem is she has to attend as a guy if shes discovered she will be kicked out, what happens when a certian Uchiha confesses he knows her secret
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 51,550 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Ideal Boyfriend by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,202 - Reviews: 3417 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 2966 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
My Prince Charming by writersblockismystyle135 reviews
There once lived four princes of four different countries. They all had their differences but they did have one same thought. Their castles were way overdue for a set of new servants. Full sum inside no main pairing Sas/Sak, Nar/Hin, Neji/Ten, Shika/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,735 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ A kiss a day, keeps the doctor away. 06. The Fire of My Loins (Pt. 1): "Maybe I'm just some nympho or something—Oh Gods, if I was a nympho, how could Sasuke ever love me?" Ino didn't know whether or not that was a rhetorical question; so, she decided it was best not to answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
That's MY Mommy! by xDarakuxShitaxTenshix reviews
“Make sure no suitors get near your mommy, okay?” His father had given him an assignment and he was going to do it. Besides, that’s his mommy, those guys aren’t allowed to be so close to her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Runaway by FallenCrimsonStar reviews
Angry and running from her problems, Sakura finds comfort in a redhead stranger with no respect for her personal space. Originally for GaaSaku month 2013. AU two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - [Sakura H., Gaara] - Complete
Scroll by Lyvance Callele reviews
Sasuke receives an A-rank mission that would get him off the hook - deliver a medic scroll to Konoha. The Hokage left one important detail about it though. Premise: 4 years after A final duel with Naruto *added Mystery in the genre.* Warning: Don't read if you hate guessing games. * v * You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 155,509 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lovers' Spat by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. The day Sasuke lost Naruto's respect forever was the day the blond saw him apologizing to Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Love, Lies, and Male Modeling by GeekCheerleader reviews
AU Due to an unfortunate circumstance involving her best friend, Sakura Haruno will be pretending to be a male model. However, when the other models get interested, what is this cross dressing heroine to do? MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sakura H.
Fools by SailorEchoSong reviews
I could see love, in her bright, naive eyes. She had only eyes for one. She wore it on her sleeve, her love for Ciel. So carelessly throwing her love away to someone who would never love her back. What a very, very foolish girl. She reminded me of myself.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Alois T., Elizabeth M. - Complete
The P E R F E C T Boyfriend List by MOSHIxMOSHI reviews
Ino decided to pick out a "boy-toy" for her seemingly single best friend Sakura via list of "requirements". Little does she know Sakura already has the perfect boyfriend... "Sasuke Uchiha if you don't pick up that phone right now no sex for a week!" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spying on Sasuke by SecretFanGirl.ox reviews
Naruto and Sakura think Sasuke is up to something, so they decide to spy on them, but how much will they learn? Rated M for adult themes. Bad summery.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bubblegum by ill0gical reviews
With her Barbie doll best friend dating the school's heartthrob, and her pixie of a best friend progressing her crush on Konoha High's class clown, Sakura feels that she's content. That is, until Mr and Mrs. Perfect's dramatic break-up. Uhm, help?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,387 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Bet by Lunarni reviews
"I bet 30 bucks anybody can't kiss that pinky without getting punch." Hidan grinned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Breaks For the Soul by KillerMay reviews
SASUSAKU. Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML. One-shot; short. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Muffins and Justin Bieber by soybean prophecy reviews
"WELL. YOU STILL MAKE MY GAYDAR BEEP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW. I swear, girls only like emo, pasty, brooding, arrogant gay jerks. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE WORLD?" Naruto's outlook on life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Good Tactic, Alois by The-Fun-In-Funeral reviews
Poor Elizabeth, left all alone as Ciel goes about company business. Who should take her mind off of things but one, Alois Trancy. Innocent enough, established EMxCP, implied EMxAT and CFxAT, further warnings inside.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Alois T., Elizabeth M. - Complete
Avenger's Destiny by Raven Ariana reviews
She didnt know what was going to happen when she was sent on a mission to retrieve two scrolls with her friends. But with the Akatsuki now on her trail for the scrolls, and a reunion with her teammate, what, exactly, can happen? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 183,451 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Age by Kyo12591 reviews
Because people need to know these things most of all. Some people say age doesn't matter, but most of those people are wrong. Sakura, at least thinks so. SasuXSakuXNaru Team seven fic, plus some ItachiXSakura hints. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 4,020 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Surrender by xSakuraWings reviews
It was simple. Buying chocolates for her friends at new candyshop. Apparently, no one told her about the delicious, eye-candy males who work there. /MultiSaku/ For Post-Valentine ONESHOT .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Four Shooting Stars by Ellsweetella reviews
Fine,Rein, Shade and Bright are students of the school of magic. There is a story about four shooting stars. When they hit each other, four people who see the stars at the same time will face a terrible destiny. Summery sucks. Writing is...T in case.
Fushigiboshi no Futago Hime/ふしぎ星の☆ふたご姫 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,999 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete
Desideratum by xSakuraWings reviews
Those irresistable emerald orbs, that soft silky pink hair and her angelic voice. She became an addiction for them and soon something even more. Sakura Haruno was just too desirable, they just couldn't resist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
My Friend, ジュン by missmocha77 reviews
After the shinobi war ends, Sasuke returns to Konoha and demands that Sakura marries him. While pondering the situation, she finds Itachi, very alive and without memories. There's trouble communicating, though. He can't remember how to speak. Story has been removed; PM me if you want the original.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Accidental Haircut by cutecrazyice reviews
Neji? Haircut? Do those even go hand in hand? Sakura's about to find out. NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Coral Crown by GeekCheerleader reviews
AU A day that had started with me preparing for my wedding ended up with me being caught in the fishing net and lugged onto a boat full of hot men. However, I just want to return to my underwater life as a mermaid... MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sakura H.
Cruising For Love by StrawberryMerry reviews
Orihime asks Ulquiorra to accompany her on a cruise to Hawaii. Unbeknownst to them, it's a couple's cruise. Forced to share a bed and pretend they're married, the two struggle with their growing feelings for each other.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 135,026 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra]
Super Sakura by GeekCheerleader reviews
AU Sakura was an average girl, who suddenly finds herself entwined in a battle between good and evil, both of which being infatuated with her. This all started with a jog, during which she found out her apartment's security guard is a superhero. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sakura H.
One, two, smile! by Moahoa reviews
What happens when one day Ciel's servants all dissapear? Will his pride ruin everything? Read to find out. Elizabeth/Ciel fluffy onshot. All names have been changed to the manga names and have a differen't spelling. Edit: grammar fixed.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M. - Complete
The Perfect Man by cutecrazyice reviews
"Welcome to the neighborhood, new neighbor! Please meet my family and our perfect mango tree!" Hence, their childhood begins as Sakura plays with frogs, Sasuke glares, and the mango tree watches on. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
you're lucky i love you by KillerMay reviews
SASUSAKU; Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML. One-shot; drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gossip Is Your Friend by cutecrazyice reviews
"Did you hear? Sakura got laid last night. Big time." In which rumors circulate, Sakura gets laid, and Sasuke is not happy. At all. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eleven Truths and Something More by cutecrazyice reviews
The glass shattered to the ground as her gaze landed on familiar black hair and pale skin riddled with jagged scars. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Playing with his doll by Moahoa reviews
He didn't think of her as something special, infact he didn't like the girl. It was all to annoy Ciel. He couldn't help that she turned out to be more fun than expected, could he? Onesided Alois/Lizzy oneshot. WARNING SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 58!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Elizabeth M., Alois T. - Complete
Little Miss Unappreciated by Riz-I reviews
Sasuke likes having a live-in maid. She cooks and cleans and never complains. Sakura likes having one too. She cooks and cleans and lets Sakura take all the credit... Life was so much easier when Sasuke was a playboy. And when he remembered his fiancee...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,363 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010
Friday, I'm In Love by cutecrazyice reviews
On Monday, Sakura wondered why Sasuke was staring at her as if she had just committed a crime. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Things I'll Never Have by C. C. Cr0ss reviews
"I stared at her, expecting her words, I wanted her to tell me the truth, to understand that the world wasn t all happy. Even bloody better, that it was unfair. That it was stupidly twisted. Just like I was…" T 'cause I m paranoid. Alois x Lizzie One Shot
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Elizabeth M., Alois T. - Complete
Win Sasuke Uchiha, Your Boyfriend! by soybean prophecy reviews
"Win Sasuke Uchiha, Your Boyfriend!" "...This should be good."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Break by cutecrazyice reviews
When something breaks, there is no guarantee that it will mend again. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Irresistable by xSakuraWings reviews
The pinkette was furious. "Why can't they just keep their hands off me?" Sakura spatted angrily. "Stupid hormonal men." SakuMulti.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
red hibiscus by dyingwill reviews
AU. Chibi!SasuSaku. Sasuke and Sakura listen attentively as big brother Itachi explains the meaning of the flower. Itachi is sly, Sakura is flushed, and Sasuke is righteously upset, kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Five Kisses by cutecrazyice reviews
The first time Kiba got a kiss from Sakura was purely, utterly accidental. KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3741 - Favs: 5,262 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pucker Up by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Get those lips ready, Sakura, because you're going to have to kiss every boy on this list, no exceptions!" "But you put, like, all of Konoha on that list!" "Exactly!" Oh Ino, I'm going to kick your ass if Sasuke ever lets go of mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Redemption Blues by cutecrazyice reviews
The scream was enough to rouse Sasuke from a deep, deep slumber – though what he was about to witness next was definitely NOT what he expected. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H.
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Variance by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Life. Sasuke is back, her team is always gone, and the hospital is a grave. Sakuracentric. Updated weekly. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,192 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secrets, Sake and Funloving Teammates by cutecrazyice reviews
"You know what? I've never heard of Shikamaru getting kissed before." And that was how their night of fun started. For the most part. ShikaGUESS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 2,742 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Hot Off The Press by Orange Sherbet reviews
All Sakura Haruno wanted was to be able to write for her school newspaper. What she got, though, was much more than expected. Will she be able to handle the boys she has to work with?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,316 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Images And Imperfections by danielie reviews
Sasuke smirked. "She'll be for fangirl-exterminating purposes only." Unexpectedly, he fell in love... and she found out about his plan. AU, mainly SasuSaku, with NaruHina, NejiTen and ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,411 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Six Signs That Sasuke Loves Sakura by TeddyBearHugs reviews
Hey! My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage! Believe it! I'm here to tell you the six signs that Sasuke-teme is in love with Sakura-chan!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Miss Seductress ::Take Two by Riz-I reviews
Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Ten-Ten are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the Kings of Konoha High keep their titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continuation of Little Miss Seductress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,823 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mad House by VesperChan reviews
She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Babyfied by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,365 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Annoyance: Haruno Sakura by TeddyBearHugs reviews
DON'T READ! I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS TWELVE! WRITTEN VERY BADLY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5780 - Favs: 8,771 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
love is as follows by Version.INFINITY reviews
Sakura, I know you were the one who changed my status from Single to In an Open Relationship with Uzumaki Naruto. Don’t ignore me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Quote On Quote by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
The two minds of best friends Sasuke and Naruto unwittingly face off in an opinion to opinion battle. The subject...Sasuke and Sakura's relationship. Oh, the possibilities...and the revealed secrets. -SasuSaku--one-shot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Room 21 by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because, trust me, drinks and condoms CAN lead to the proof of one's sexual orientation—and babies, but that's a whole other story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Senior Year at Boarding School by Rockinyoyo reviews
Who knew Boarding School could be so much fun? Sakura never thought that boarding school was fun when the boys were joining them but surprises happen. Sakura is the girl to get only no one can get her except Uchiha Sasuke because he pretended for her.SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,999 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
And the Circle Comes Round by JUCHKO reviews
Sakura returns, only to find that the old woman was telling the truth. Now she's been captured by the Akatsuki for reasons unknown. Her heart is torn between love, hate, and the mass confusion that comes of finding out things she never wanted to be true.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 200,475 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Exhibit X by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Gray x Lucy. Mirajane tries to rid Gray of his undressing habit, but Lucy manages to ruin all her progress. But perhaps she can solve the problem once and for all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Spoonful by BluSakura reviews
He fell into a fountain, was publicly humiliated, couldn't breathe through his nose, puked hell knows how many times, had to swallow the most disgusting substance on the planet, and endured Ahiru straddling his lap. Yes, Fakir had a fever. FxA Fluff
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Fakir, Ahiru - Complete
Kunoichis rule, Shinobis drool by x0love-anime0x reviews
What happens when the boys call the four kunoichis weak and leave? Hatred and love forms! And what is this? The boys are falling in love with another girl? But who exactly are these other girls? Sasusaku,Nejiten,Shikaino,Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,796 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Miss Seductress by Tenshi-Chan008 reviews
New Girls Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and TenTen are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the kings of Konoha High keep thier titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continued by Riz-I
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,675 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love and War by Rockinyoyo reviews
There was only one thing standing between their happiness. A contract. a contract for her to marry a man that she didn't love. trials will be put before them. can they save each other and themselves? Sasuke Sakura AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,056 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Handlebars by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because best friends can't fall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wine and Cyanide Chasers by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "You can't want this." And with every smile, every kiss, and every touch. He realizes just how dangerous she actually is. Christmas!fic for Becca.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
All Guys Konoha High! by Chiame-Yoru reviews
What happens when Sakura Goldfish loving girl is forced to go to an all male school! She has to deal with Pervert Guys, strict male teachers, all while living in their dorm! Especially when the four most perverted guys are Itachi, Neji, Sasuke, & Gaara!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,956 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Sakura H.
Pestilence by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ They were alike— in different ways, but nonetheless —and they were alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fresca by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sakura, you know how I feel about you, but I'd like to wait, you know, till marriage for that kind of thing.” gift!fic for Julia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whisper by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "What do you want me to say?" Sasuke asked, shuffling uncomfortably. “That you'll be with me until the end of time and finally admit to your undying—” Sakura paused for a moment, realizing the word she left off at. “—er...eternal love for me.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork by ohwhatsherface reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Curses of Fear by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/ItaSaku/ "By the time you can even lay a scratch on me, I will have already shown you insanity."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Superhero by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sasuke in spandex. Need I say more?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 180 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Homecoming Queen by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because some moments are just too precious to ever let go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heat by Juniper11 reviews
It's a hot day when Sakura discovers her heart is being lost. Team Seven fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
I Was Just Joking by Heza-chan X3 reviews
Sakura and Tenten weren't serious when they went to the booth that said 'ninja' at their school carrer fair. Now they've been taken to Konoha, and placed under house arrest with two ice cubes. Great. Just fricking great. NejiTen SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,595 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by DigiFruit reviews
Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 217 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
rinse and repeat by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Itachi does not like sharing. Especially HIS lavender scented shampoo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
keeping Sakura by Version.INFINITY reviews
SasSak. She was made up of 10 shades of pink. Each with a different story to tell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Think I'm Paranoid by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 388 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alley Oop! A SasuSaku by High Rhulain reviews
Sakura Haruno is the daughter of a deceased famous basketball player. To fulfill her father's dream, she dons wig and glasses and enters the allboys part time residential Firestone Academy! But she's not the only one keeping secrets... SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,752 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Rejects Club by ohwhatsherface reviews
But Sasuke–kun, how can you be in The Rejects Club if you're not a reject like me and Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baker's Dozen by RedLotusNin reviews
A bakery reopens in Konoha and Neji and Sasuke find themselves competing over something they’d never thought they would. [Request for InsaneYunay][NejiSakuSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
A Continuous Circle by JUCHKO reviews
Sakura accidentally stumbles upon the Akatsuki hideout and is forced to use a scroll that was for 'last resorts only'. The scroll takes her to the past, back before the massacre. Rated T just in case. ItachiXSakura Time travel. Sequel up: And the Circle Comes Round. Sister story to Kindred Spirits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 106,089 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Just Kill Me Now by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Blood Linked by Goth-Vampire Ninja reviews
It's all normal to Sakura and her friends...until she finds out that Sasuke is a vampire! and that he is after her! Ok, I suck at summaries, but trust me... if you're goth, likes black, or likes vampires...You'll love this story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All Dressed In White by ohwhatsherface reviews
While helping Hinata find her gown for her wedding, Sakura, Ino and Tenten get a little bit carried away trying things on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Misunderstandings by ohwhatsherface reviews
When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3737 - Favs: 4,880 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1002 by angel puppeteer reviews
He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kakashi Junior by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto becomes fed up with all the cold looks he gets from the villagers, so he becomes Hatake Arashi by using a face mask and dying his hair. With his new persona can he win over the villagers and, more importantly, Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 251 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
When a Cherry Blossom Blooms by Inuys-hispanicgirl reviews
ON HOLD: Sakura was usually one of the 'guys' but when her girl friends make her less 'manly' how will her guy friends react?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Sakura H.
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 214 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Trick or Treat? by LuvinAniManga reviews
It's Halloween and Sakura has gone trick or treating! But what happens when she dares to ring the doorbell of the unsocial Neji Hyuga? Is she going to get a treat, or is he going to get tricked? Perhaps the other way around....
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Amity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Living For Your Whims by asteriskjam reviews
In her last moments, Sakura shows more strength than she had in her lifetime. And for the first time in his, Sasuke doesn't appreciate it. [SasuSaku] [OneShot] 'Stop it! Stop looking like you're ready to move on! ...Because I'm not.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unconventional by asteriskjam reviews
He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stranded with Idiots by RedLotusNin reviews
COMPLETE. Kakashi pulls a prank on the students by stranding them on an island so they can be watched by millions. Now they must fight for shelter, food and escape from entertainmentcraving tribe people. NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,132 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
An Issue of Competition by asteriskjam reviews
[SasuSaku][OneShot] Sakura's first kiss had been accidental, stolen by some other man. Jealous!Boyfriend Sasuke finds an unorthodox way to make up for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Little Seductress by LuvinAniManga reviews
Ino made a bet with Sakura: the first single man to walk in the door is the one she has to seduce into kissing her tonight. Backed into a corner, she agrees. What ensues when she sees it's THAT man?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 169 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiss Me by Bella Lamounier reviews
Sakura didn’t know the mess she had put herself into when she accepted Naruto’s bet until she needed to face the consequences. After all, a bet that involves the dobe, the kunoichi and a stolen kiss from Sasuke could only mean trouble. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3392 - Favs: 3,889 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
7 Days, Come What May by Black Mischief reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and he has 1 week to go party with his friends at the Konoha Hot Springs! Sakura, Sasuke, Gaara, and other people are also invited! Usual Pairings. COMPLETE! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,895 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Mission Impossible? by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Team 7 had to protect their charge at all cost. But what if their charge couldn't get his dirty hands off their pinkhaired teammate? Patience, patience, Naruto... Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,607 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
And All the King's Horses by Icarusy reviews
[SasuSaku] Oneshot songfict. She's dying, and all he can do is hold her and watch...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 4,574 - Follows: 501 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Welcome to the Konoha High School by Mrs. Hyuga reviews
Lets see...Mix a little reality with Naruto. Kakashi's a gym teacher. Hokage is principal. Itachi is a gang leader...Still thinking Pairings might be VERY odd. Plez review! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,419 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Complete