Author has written 123 stories for Glee, Grey's Anatomy, Raising Hope, Melissa & Joey, Doctor Who, Sarah Jane Adventures, Pretty Little Liars, Supernatural, Boy Meets World, Switched at Birth, Fosters, Grimm, Teen Wolf, Criminal Minds, Red Band Society, Bold and the Beautiful, American Horror Story, Vampire Diaries, Soul Eater, Forever, Under the Dome, Smallville, Big Time Rush, Waterloo Road, Torchwood, Star Wars, Supergirl, Wizards vs. Aliens, Law and Order: SVU, Riverdale, One Tree Hill, O.C., Godzilla, and Veggie Tales.
Name: Ally (It's short for Alexandra, but I hate that name so don't call me that)
Favorite Names: Olivia, Sam, Luke, Laura, Liam, Hope, Marley, and Ryan.
Favorite TV Shows: Law & Order: SVU, Sarah Jane Adventures, The O.C., Doctor Who, Smallville, Supergirl, One Tree Hill, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Jessica Jones, Iron Fist, Glee, Riverdale, Legends Of Tomorrow, Gotham, Grimm, Torchwood, The Originals, Teen Wolf, The Vampire Diaries, The Walking Dead, Stranger Things, & the Chicago Franchise.
Favorite Movies: The Shack, While You Were Sleeping, Wonder Woman, Hugo, Batman V Superman, Divergent, Godzilla & Mothra: The Battle For Earth, Signs, Lights Out, Gifted, Room, A Dog's Purpose, Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children, The Longest Ride, God's Not Dead, Transformers, Flipper, Good Will Hunting, & Free Willy.
Favorite Actors: Matt Damon, Chris Pine, Liam Neeson, Brenton Thwaites, Asa Butterfield, Tom Welling, Elijah Wood, James Lafferty, Chord Overstreet, K.J. Apa, Chris Wood, David Tennant, Daniel Gillies, Mark Hamill, Tommy Knight, Dylan Sprayberry, Ben McKenzie, Evan Peters, Finn Jones, Arthur Darvill, Charlie Tahan, Chris Evans, and Logan Miller.
Favorite Actresses: Mariska Hargitay, Shailene Woodley, Julia Roberts, Melissa Joan Hart, Paget Brewster, Melissa Benoist, Sophia Bush, Rachel Bilson, Alex Kingston, Teresa Palmer, Britt Robertson, Krysten Ritter, Margot Robbie, Chloe Grace Moretz, Karen Gillan, Sandra Bullock, Autumn Reeser, Elisabeth Sladen (RIP), and Jenna Coleman.
Favorite Foods: Pizza, Cheese Burgers, Fettucine Alfredo, Grilled Turkey, and White Chocolate.
Favorite Drinks: Cherry Coke, Mello Yello, Sprite, Cherry Dr. Pepper, Root Beer, & Mountain Dew: Code Red.
MARISKA HARGITAY IS MY IDOL.
-In The Progress-
I'm Not Sick (The O.C.)
I Don't Have A Toothache (The O.C.)
Play My Song (Glee)
I'll Protect You (Law & Order: SVU)
We Are Family (The Sarah Jane Adventures)
Anchor (The O.C.)
Fostering (The Sarah Jane Adventures)
Here For You (Law & Order: SVU)
Taking Care Of You (Law & Order: SVU)
I Will Keep You Safe (Glee)
As Long As You're There (Glee)
Bad Dreams (The Sarah Jane Adventures)
He Found Us (Smallville)
Never Fear, I'm Here (Glee)
Temporary Home (Glee)
I'll Try (Riverdale)
Young Volcanoes (One Tree Hill)
Stories I LOVE:
Stories with OC's
Stories I DISLIKE:
Stories with Smut
You may PM me if you want me to read one your stories or another person's stories. If I know the fandom, and or think it might be worth looking into, I'll definitely check it out. If it's SLASH FICTION, don't ask unless If it's REVERSE SLASH or GENDER!BENT. That I'm okay with. But I've accidently read too many Slash stories with lots of smut and I don't want to read anymore. If I agree to read it, you will see reviews.
I always review.
What I LIKE To Write:
Stories including Child Abuse
Stories with OCs
What I DON'T LIKE To Write:
You may PM me if you'd like to send me a request. If it's for As Long As You're There or Bad Dreams, you may leave them in the reviews as well. But I don't write SLASH FICTION. I'm sorry, but unless it's canon, I don't write slash. Also if you have any ideas for my stories feel free to PM me. I'm open to ideas and suggestions.
Please remember to review my stories. They give me motivation and also tell me if people are actually reading and enjoying the stories I'm writing. If you were (or are) writing stories, I'm sure you'd like to get reviews. I WILL stop updating stories that are lacking reviews. So please review with what you liked, what you hope or want to happen, or even give me advice to make it better. The more reviews, the more motivated (and happy) I will be to keep writing. You don't even need an account to review ;)
MY TV SHOWS: FAVORITE & LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTERS & SHIPS.
Fav: Marley Rose, Sam Evans, Ryder Lynn, Kitty Wilde, Finn Hudson, Mason McCarthy, Jane Hayward, & Quinn Fabray.
Least Fav: Unique Adams, Sue Sylvester, Becky Jackson, Alma Lopez, Cassandra July, & Bree.
Fav: RYLEY. FINCHEL. SAMCHEL. KARTIE. KLAINE.
Least Fav: TARTIE, ST.BERRY, JARLEY, AND RYNIQUE.
Fav: Sam Winchester, Charlie Bradbury, Castiel, Dean Winchester, Bobby Singer, Crowley, Gabriel, Death, & Jodie Mills.
Least Fav: Rowena, Lucifer, Amara, Meg Masters, Anna Milton & Balthazar.
Fav: Sarah Jane Smith, Amy Pond, Rory Williams, Clara Oswald, Donna Noble, Missy, Martha Jones, & Rose Tyler.
Least Fav: Bill Potts.
Fav: PONDS, WHOUFFLE, OWZAH.
Least Fav: TENROSE.
-SARAH JANE ADVENTURES-
Fav: Luke, Sarah Jane, Clyde, Sky, Rani, Maria, Gita, Alan, K-9, & Mr. Smith.
Fav: CLANI. LUKRIA.
-LAW & ORDER: SVU-
Fav: Olivia Benson, Rafael Barba, Casey Novak, Calvin Arliss, Amanda Rollins, Fin Tutuola, Alex Cabot, & Elliot Stabler.
Least Fav: Vivian Arliss, William Lewis, Gregory Yates, and Ed Tucker.
Fav: BENSLER. BARSON. ROLLISI.
Least Fav: TUCKSON & AMAROLLINS.
Fav: Kara Danvers, Mon-El, Alex Danvers, Winn Schott, Cat Grant, J'onn Jones, & Lena Luthor.
Least Fav: Rhea, Astra, & Lillian Luthor.
Least Fav: KAMES
Fav: Iris West, Barry Allen, Cisco Ramon, Wally West, Caitlin Snow, Julian Albert, & Harry Wells.
Least Fav: Reverse Flash, Eddie Thawne, & Linda Parks.
Fav: WESTALLEN SNOWBERT, & QUICKWEST.
Least Fav: SNOWBARRY.
Fav: Thea Queen, Oliver Queen, Laurel Lance, Felicity Smoak, John Diggle.
-LEGENDS OF TOMORROW-
Fav: Rip Hunter, Sara Lance, Ray Palmer, Martin Stein, Jax, Amaya, Nate, & Kendra.
Fav: RIP/SARA. NATE/AMAYA.
Fav: Emily Prentiss, Spencer Reid, Luke Alvez, JJ, David Rossi, Tara Lewis, Joy Rossi, & Elle Greenaway.
Least Fav: Erin Strauss, Jason Gideon, Hotch, & Alex Blake.
Fav: MORGAN/EMILY. EMILY/REID. JJ/WILL. LUKE/GARCIA. JJ/REID.
Least Fav: HOTCH/EMILY. HOTCH/JJ.
Fav: Carl Grimes, Rick Grimes, Maggie Greene, Michonne, Daryl Dixon, Carole, Morgan, Glenn Rhee, & Hershel Greene.
Least Fav: Spencer Monroe, Neagan, The Governor, & Dwight.
Fav: RICHONNE. CARLNID. GLAGGIE. CARYL.
Least Fav: RORI.
Fav: Gabby Dawson, Matt Casey, Sylvie Brett, Kelly Severide, Chief Boden, Chris Herrmann, Joe Cruz, & Peter Mills.
Least Fav: Chili & Leslie Shay.
Fav: Erin Lindsay, Jay Halstead, Adam Ruzek, Kim Burgess, Jason Voight, Antonio Dawson, & Alvin Olinsky.
Fav: LINSTEAD. RUGESS.
Fav: Will Halstead, Natalie Manning, Sarah Reese, Ethan Choi, Daniel Charles, Connor Rhodes, & Sharon Goodwin.
Fav: Archie Andrews, Veronica Lodge, Betty Cooper, Jughead Jones, Cheryl Blossom, Fred Andrews & Kevin Keller.
Least Fav: Reggie, Cliff Blossom, Penelope Blossom, & Hermione Lodge.
Fav: VARCHIE. BUGHEAD.
Least Fav: BARCHIE.
-SWITCHED AT BIRTH-
Fav: Bay Kennish, Emmett, Travis, Kathryn Kennish, Toby Kennish, Regina Vasquez, & Lily Kennish.
Least Fav: Daphne Vasquez, Ty, John Kennish, & Tank.
Fav: Trubel, Nick Burkhardt, Rosalee Calvert, Monroe, Diana Schade-Renark, & Adalind Schade.
Least Fav: Juliette & Sean Renark.
Fav: NICK/ADALIND. ROSALEE/MONROE.
Fav: Liam Dunbar, Scott McCall, Kira Yukimura, Lydia Martin, Allison Argent, Corey, Malia Hale, Mason & Stiles.
Least Fav: Issac & Kate Argent
Fav: SCIRA. SCIAM. SCALLISON. STYDIA.
Fav: Mariana Adams-Foster, Jesus Adams-Foster, Jude Jacobs, Aaron Baker, Stef Adams-Foster, & Lena Adam-Foster.
Least Fav: Callie Jacobs, Brandon Foster, & Emma.
-THIS IS US-
Fav: Kevin, Randall, Kate, Beth, Jack, Toby, & Rebecca.
Fav: Randall/Beth. Jack/Rebecca. Kate/Toby.
Fav: Temperence Brennan, Lance Sweets, Clark Eddison, Angela, Jack Hodgins, & Seeley Booth.
Fav: BOOTH/BRENNAN. ANGELA/HODGINS.
Fav: Octavia Blake, Clarke Griffin, Bellamy Blake, Lexa, John Murphy, & Abby Griffin
Fav: BELLARKE. LINCTAVIA. CLEXA.
Fav: Elena Gilbert, Stefan Salvatore, Kai Parker 4. Caroline Forbes, Luke Parker, Damon Salvatore & Bonnie Bennett.
Least Fav: Katherine Pierce, Tyler Lockwood, Liv Parker, and Sybil.
Fav: STELENA. DELENA. BEREMY. BENZO. KLAROLINE. BAMON.
Least Fav: STEROLINE. JANNA. STEFERINE. FORWOOD.
Fav: Eleven, Jonathan, Nancy, Mike, Will, Dustin, Joyce, & Sheriff Hopper.
Least Fav: Lucas
Fav: ELEVEN/MIKE. JONATHAN/NANCY
-AUSTIN & ALLY-
Fav: Ally Dawson, Austin Moon, & Trish Del La Rosa.
Least Fav: Dez & Chuck.
-I'M IN THE BAND-
Fav: Tripp Campbell, Izzy Fuentes, Burger Pitt, Derek Jupiter, & Ash Tyler.
Least Fav: Bryce Johnson, Metal Wolf, & Chuckie Albertson.
Fav: Elijah, Klaus, Hayley, Hope, Davina, Kol, Cami, & Rebekah.
Least Fav: Marcel
Fav: KLAUS/CAMI. ELIJAH/HAYLEY. DAVINA/KOL.
-UNDER THE DOME-
Fav: Julia Shumway, Barbie, Joe McCallister, Angie McCallister, Norrie, & Junior.
Least Fav: 'Big Jim, Ava, & Sam Verdereaux.
Fav: BARBIE/JULIA. JOE/NORRIE.
Least Fav: BARBIE/AVA. NORRIE/HUNTER. ANGIE/JUNIOR.
Fav: Greg House, Allison Cameron, Thirteen, Lisa Cuddy, & Eric Foreman.
Least Fav: Robert Chase.
Fav: Alex Karev, Lexie Grey, Izzie Stevens, Jo Wilson, George O'Malley, Maggie Pierce, Christina Yang & Arizona Robbins.
Least Fav: Callie Torres, Derek Sheperd, & Meredith Grey.
Fav: ALEX/JO. LEXIE/MARK.
Fav: Natalie Teager, Randy Disher, Adrian Monk, Julie Teager, Sharona Flemming, & Leeland Stottlemeyer.
Fav: MONK/NATALIE. RANDY/SHARONA.
Fav: Haley Dunphy, Lily Tucker-Pridgett. Luke Dunphy, Gloria Pritchett, Joe Pritchett, Claire Dunphy, & Jay Pritchett.
Least Fav: Phil Dunphy & Alex Dunphy.
Fav: Jim Gordon, Bruce Wayne, Alfred, Selina Kyle, Harvey Bullock, Oswald Cobblepot, Barbara Keen & Lee Thompkins.
Least Fav: Ed Nygma & Fish Mooney.
Fav: JIM GORDON/LEE THOMPKINS. BRUCE/SELINA. COBBLEPOT/NYGMA.
Least Fav: GORDON/BARBARA.
Fav: Kyle, Jessi, Amanda, Lori, Josh, & Nicole.
BOY MEETS WORLD
Fav: Shawn Hunter, Cory Matthews, & Topanga Lawrence.
-AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER-
Fav: Zuko, Aang, Toph, Katara, Sokka, & Iroh.
Least Fav: Azula & Ozai.
Fav: KATAANG. SOKKUI. ZUMAI.
-LEGEND OF KORRA-
Fav: Bolin, Korra, & Mako.
Fav: Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Chloe Sullivan, Oliver Queen, Martha Kent, Tess Mercer, & Jonathan Kent.
Least Fav: Lana Lang, Lex Luthor, & Zod.
Fav: CLARK/LOIS. CHLOE/OLIVER. MARTHA/JONATHAN. LEX/LANA. KARA/JIMMY.
Least Fav: CLARK/LANA.
-ONE TREE HILL-
Fav: Nathan Scott, Brooke Davis, Jamie Scott, Lucas Scott, Peyton Sawyer, Quinn James, Rachel Gatina, & Haley Scott.
Least Fav: Dan Scott, Felix Tagarro, & Nanny Carrie.
Fav: HALEY/NATHAN. LUCAS/PEYTON. BROOKE/JULIAN. MOUTH/MILLIE. CLAY/QUINN.
Fav: Ryan Atwood, Sandy Cohen, Taylor Townsend, Summer Roberts, Seth Cohen, Kirsten Cohen, & Kaitlin Cooper.
Least Fav: Marissa Cooper, Oliver Trask, & Caleb Nichol.
Fav: RYAN/TAYLOR. SETH/SUMMER. SANDY/KIRSTEN. JULIE/FRANK. MARISSA/ALEX.
Least Fav: RYAN/MARISSA. MARISSA/JOHNNY. SUMMER/ZACH. JIMMY/JULIE.
-WIZARDS VS ALIENS-
Favs: Tom Clarke, Benny Sherwood, Michael Clarke, Lexi, & Ursula Crowe
Least Favs: Lyzera & Varg
Fav: Lily Rush & Scotty Valens
Fav: Ben Burke
Fav: Gwen Cooper, Jack Harkness, Rex Matheson, Esther Drummond, Ianto Jones, Tosh Sato.
Least Fav: Owen Harper.
Fav: GWEN/RHYS. JACK/IANTO.
Fav: Charlie Smith, Matheusz, April MacLean, Ram Singh, & Andrea Quill.
Fav: CHARLIE/MATHEUSZ. APRIL/RAM.
Fav: Jessica Jones, Trish Walker, Hope Shlottman, Luke Cage, Jeri Hogarth, Will Simpson, & Malcolm Ducasse.
Least Fav: Kilgrave & Robyn.
Fav: JESSICA/LUKE. TRISH/WILL.
Least Fav: JESSICA/KILGRAVE.
Fav: Danny Rant, Colleen Wing, Joy Meachum, Claire Temple, & Ward Meachum.
Least Fav: Harold Meachum, Burako, Davos, & Gao.
Fav: DANNY/COLLEEN. DANNY/JOY.
Fav: Jessica Jones, Danny Rand, Matthew Murdock, Luke Cage, Colleen Wing, Trish Walker, & Foggy Nelson.
Least Fav: Alexandra, Gao, Stick, The Hand, and Karen.
Fav: JESSICA/LUKE. DANNY/COLLEEN. LUKE/CLAIRE. MATTHEW/ELEKTRA.
Fav: Luke Cage, Misty Knight, & Claire Temple.
Least Fav: Cottonmouth.
Home: AU: Ryan has been living with the Cohens for almost a year now and things were great. Ryan was finally happy. For the first time, he thought things were going to be okay. But when his father is released to prison and suddenly shows up in New Port, everything changes. But what does Frank Atwood want and what is he willing to do to get it?
Our Family: Kirsten & Sandy Cohen always wanted a big family, but everything changed when they found out Kirsten couldn't get pregnant again after Seth. Ten years later and though no one will acknowledge it, they know something is missing. Then one day after losing a case, Sandy finds little Ryan Atwood. Maybe that little boy is what the Cohen family was missing.
Did I Make A Mistake?: What if Ryan had heard what Sandy had said to Kirsten in the office during "The Truth"?
A Drinking Problem: When Kirsten starts drinking, Ryan notices and it takes a toll on him. Will Ryan be the one that makes Kirsten realize she has a problem or will she take him down with her?
Four Words: Sandy has arguments with both Seth and Kirsten. He turns to Ryan and says 'Don't ever have kids'. Those words don't sit well with Ryan, bringing back some painful memories from his childhood. Words can hurt. But will Sandy realize how much he hurt him? One-Shot.
Shattered: Ryan didn't trust Oliver and he had every right not to. Oliver is a psychopath that wants Ryan out of his way; so he hurts Ryan. Oliver hurts Ryan, which seems to leave him shattered and broken. Will the Cohens be able to help him?
Drops Of Blood: Missing Scenes from “The Night Moves” before Ryan woke up in the hospital.
The Blind Side: This is the story of Ryan Atwood. He was homeless and had no one to count on. He is a struggling, traumatized boy from the wrong side of the tracks. But then he crosses paths with The Cohen family.
The Return Home: SYOC. It's been 5 years since the Cohens left the O.C. and everything has changed, but some things stay the same.
Law & Order: SVU
Hope: While Elliot is out of commission, Olivia is partnered with newbie detective Hope Wyatt and there is something about her that Olivia can't figure out. She doesn't like that she has questions about her life and is secretive about her own. But little does she know, she is going to learn about Hope's life the hard way.
The Things I'm Afraid To Tell You: Serena Benson never wanted what happened to her, to happen to her daughter, so she never let her out of her sight. But sixteen year old Olivia was convinced to sneak out to have fun at a party; it didn't end well. Olivia was raped by whom seemed like a nice guy. She couldn't tell anyone and for all these years as buried it. Now Olivia is a strong SVU detective whom has put her past behind her. But what happens when Olivia gets a new partner, whom has already changed her life?
Secrets & Lies: Serena Benson was never raped. She lied. Instead, she was in love with Joe Hollister and then after breaking his heart, sent him down the wrong path? Olivia grew up with this lie, but she is about to find out that it is just that.
Sarah Jane Adventures
Broken: AU: Sarah Jane starts dating, but the problem is he doesn't like Luke. He doesn't want kids and certainly doesn't Luke getting in the way of their relationship. What happens when Jake and Sarah Jane get married and he starts to hurt Luke? Will Sarah Jane figure it out before it's too late?
Let Me Love You: AU: Sarah Jane never found Luke. Instead, after the experiment failed and before he could be terminated, Luke ran. For the next several months, Luke was homeless and living on the streets. No identity. The only thing he knew was all the knowledge they fed into his head. But when Marley Smith is fooling around in the alley with her boyfriend, she comes across the boy and does the only logical thing she can think of; bring him to her mother. But after being through so much, will Sarah Jane be able to get through to him?
My Name Is Luke: AU: Ashley Stafford was kidnapped by the Bane and made into the archetype. The Bane wiped all memories of his life as Ashley. When Sarah Jane rescued him, he became Luke Smith. Then Sarah Jane's heart is broken when she finds out the truth about Luke. The Bane didn't grow him, they just stole him. They force Luke to go back to the Stafford's, the life he doesn't remember. But is that the life he really wants? Are they the right family for him?
The Man I Never Knew: Mark Of the Berserker AU: Luke thought he didn't have a dad. But then a man called Ethan turns up claiming to be his father. Sarah Jane is afraid of losing her son so she doesn't want Luke having anything to do with him, but this only pushes him further away from her and towards him. What is Ethan's motive? And what happens when he gets his hands on this pendant found in the school yard?
My Little Sister: Sky is being bullied at school. She doesn't tell Sarah Jane. She is afraid to tell anyone about it as they said they'd hurt them. But when Luke comes home for a visit, he can tell something is wrong with Sky and he is determined to find out what it is.
First Halloween: It's Luke's first Halloween. His friends and Sarah Jane decide this is the perfect opportunity for some trick or treating. One-Shot.
First Dance: Park Vale is having it's first annual school dance. Will Luke get his first dance? One-Shot.
First Night: It's Luke's first night living with Sarah Jane and it's a bit of an adjustment for the two of them. One-Shot.
Wizards Vs Aliens
Bully: AU: Benny was not going to become target of the bullies of his new school. So, he ended up becoming the bully, picking on Tom Clarke. But how far will Benny go with it? And how much will Tom be able to take? One-Shot.
Magic Can't Fix Everything: Tom has a toothache and magic can't help him. Benny finds out about his friend's fear, but will he able to help him before it gets worse? One-Shot.
Forbidden Love: Tom is a wizard. Lexi is an alien. Their kinds are at war and they are supposed to be enemies. But they knew from the moment they meant that they felt anything but hate for each other. When they fall in love, their families will do anything to keep them apart. But Tom and Lexi will also do whatever it takes to be together. Tom/Lexi.
Alone: No one wants to talk about her since she died. It's killing Tom. He feels alone. But luckily now he has one person that will listen.
Everybody Leaves: Tom finds out that Benny is planning to go to America. He's hurt. He's losing his best mate. Does Benny know how much he's truly hurting? One-Shot.
Something Lost, Something Found Again: Alternate Scene for "Curse Of Crowe Part 2" with both Benny and Tom feeling like they've lost something important, but they can't figure out what it means.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I wear glasses and braces, so I MUST be a nerd.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.