Author has written 99 stories for My Life as a Teenage Robot, Super Robot Monkey Team, Portal, Ninjago, Danny Phantom, and Gravity Falls.
So I recently got a negative review.
Long story short...it screwed me up.
so I did something I've been meaning to do...I cleaned up my stories.
I also put warnings and notes on the ones I'm less confident about.
Hope that helps. I tried to leave up the more loved ones.
But I was losing sleep over some of them.
I think I'm suppose to type here...
stuff about me:
age: I'm a high school student, that's all I'm saying, too many creepers out there!
gender: yes, I am of the female gender
I do not mind you using my ideas!
after all, isn't that what fanfiction is? making your own ideas out of someone else's?
but I must demand that you credit me for whatever ideas you got from me!
*DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? BECAUSE APPARENTLY A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T!!!!*
*ALL I WANT IS CREDIT BEFORE YOU USE ONE OF MY IDEAS!!!!*
*IS THAT SO FREAKING HARD!? JUST PUT MY USERNAME IN THE AUTHOR'S NOTE!?*
after that, have fun! :)
Don't take me too seriously.
I break easily.
yes, I either made or took my own profile picture
every one I use is 100% mine!
"I go insane sometimes"
First off, yes, this started here.
Second, these are not OC's! They do not ever appear in any actual Fanfiction STORIES!
I was a very bored child growing up and I liked to talk... a lot.
So naturally I started talking to myself!
But that wasn't entertaining enough!
So I took my personality and divided it up. Then personified each bit into characters!
I call them "personalities" because I originally called them personality 1, Personality 2, Personality 3, ect. ect.
But 8th grade, I named them all.
And more got added as I got bored.
These make appearances in my author's note sometimes (mostly when I'm talking to/auguring with myself since this is an easy way to do it)
When people got confused by them, I made this character chart.
So read on to figure out whose who, what you need to know about them, and how they react to one another!
(P.S. More personalities are added over time, so excuse some changes in them, like how Zoë used to act more like Olivia because Olivia didn't exist yet. If there is a change in any of them, it will be edited here)
Everyday life: Extreme.
Personality: Very smart. Loves a challenge. She prides herself on knowledge and knowing something about everything. She tends to over run her mouth when you get her on a subject she's excited about or knows a lot about. She also can't stand stupid people and gets very frustrated when someone uses not making sense as an argument. She always backs down when she doesn't know what she's talking about, but will not stop if she does.
Overview: Being the most logical (and almost the only sensible one!!!), she tries desperately to keep all the other personalities in line. She gets short tempered with everyone when she can't contain them. She's decided that the best policy with the other personalities is "pick your battles".
-She LOVES collecting factoids.
-She figured out multiplication on her own in 2nd grade just by watching a flash card slideshow that had been set out during lunch for the older kids.
-She has a sweet spot for sweets.
Zoë: Her twin. They don't argue like they used to, but can still have some pretty nasty fights.
Alice: She does her best to protect and help Alice. Calming Alice down has become on of her "unofficial jobs".
Lenore: She steers clear of Lenore, Lenore steers clear of her!
Olivia: She get's frustrated to no end in trying to keep Olivia contained! Sometimes she's ready to put Olivia in a cage!
Piper: She's pretty much her babysitter! She has to keep Piper from hanging around Lenore too much (frankly, because they're scary together, and she sure as HECK can't stop it from Lenore's side!), from punching people, from shooting things, and from cutting things up with a knife! She's given up on keeping Piper off the carebear!
Hypatia: Hypatia takes a lot of the strain off comforting Alice when she's upset. She's over all very grateful for Hypatia.
Isabelle: She has to babysit Isabelle even more then Piper!!! She tries her best to keep Isabelle in check, and usually does ok.
Everyday life: Extreme
Personality: Rebellious and creative! Nothing will make her more spiteful then making her feel "infringed". You are not allowed to tell her how to do anything unless she asked, and taking a right or freedom away from her will insure her wrath! She LOVES different and can't stand it when people say that they're different just to seem interesting. There is nothing she hate's more that "conforming non-conformist", or fake people that say that they're outcast and different just to be interesting, or even worse, TO FIT IN WITH PEOPLE!!!!
Overview: Her mission is to have a blast! She gets "cabin fever" a lot and fills her time with creative activities. She's pretty much the one in charge when I'm alone.
-Her hair is purple and she's quite happy about that.
-She's a musician in a tone-death family.
-You touch her guitars, you die!
-You touch her Ipod, you die!
-Music is her life!
-She has a flare for dramatics, and gets a high off of double takes.
-She has worn a duct tape bow, a dollar bill bow, a cape, leopard print jeans, a giant butterfly (like half her head sized), a cowboy hat, a bedazzled scarf, and a stage make-up black eye to school before on separate occasions.
-She can rarely enjoy a song fully until she knows the lyrics by heart.
-She's really in charge of the Fanfiction account.
-Nail polish. Period.
Cloë: Her Twin. Cloë's logic sometimes gets in the way of her creativity and desire to rebel, but they get along ok.
Alice: She's sympathetic and usually careful for Alice's sake. She'll protect her from the other personalities though, because she believes that Alice has her virtues.
Lenore: They get along. Especially when Lenore has a creatively dark idea.
Olivia: Olivia aids in her mission to have fun, so the two get along well. Sometimes, these two keep me up at night. Cloë does her best to heard them to bed on time, but can't always get their attention away from a project.
Piper: Piper loves coming to her for creative ideas, and she's usually happy to help. They're not best friends, but they've never really had a fight.
Hypatia: She doesn't talk with Hypatia much. they have nothing to relate on really.
Isabelle: She'll laugh at Isabelle's jokes and likes dancing with her, but not in view of anyone else!!!
Everyday life: Scarce
Personality: She's the innocent kid-like one! She still plays with toys despite the protest of some other personalities. She's pretty timid and will shrink in any social setting.
Overview: She scares quite easily, and her child-like imagination can betray her at times. It's ussally up to Cloë to calm her down with logic. Sometimes the most simple of things makes her giggle like a three year old.
-She has fantastic baking skills.
-She's very sensitive and will start crying over stupid things even though EVERYONE else is yelling at her to stop before they all look like a baby!
-She gets really cute when she's tired.
-She's a sucker for childhood memories and sentimental stuff.
Cloë: Cloë takes care of her and get's along ok, although she sometimes gets short tempered with her crying.
Zoë: Watches out for her, and believes that the she is a necessary part of me, although she is snappy when she starts crying and acting to child-like in front of people.
Lenore: Will snap at her for everything babyish! Most of the time she lacks the back bone to fight back, so she relies on Cloë or Zoë to tell Lenore to step off.
Olivia: Olivia will sit down and play with her!
Piper: Piper will sigh and grip about the behavior, but won't act on much unless she directly gets in Piper's way!
Hypatia: Hypatia is the first one on the scene when She's upset. Hypatia does her best to get her to stop crying a lot of the time.
Isabelle: She doesn't like Isabelle much. She innocence! And Isabelle is...well...not. How do you think they get along!?
Everyday life: Scarce
Personality: Quite dark and frightening. She laughs at dark humor and creepy is her forte! She will frighten you if you have a prolonged conversation with her! However, she mostly keeps to herself.
Overview: All the other personalities are very frightened of her and give her space. Most dark themed or sad stories are her idea, as well as any horrific endings.
-She has killed a personality.
-If you've been on my Youtube, "Barbie Execution" was her idea.
-She's named after a character in a comic book "Lenore: The Cute Little Dead Girl" which is her favorite comic ever!
-She knows how to tie a noose correctly.
Zoë: Occasional partnership, so they get along.
Alice: She's slightly annoyed with Alice most of the time, but lets her be.
Olivia: Even she's not sure.
Piper: As close to "best friends" as you can get with Lenore.
Hypatia: They don't talk.
Isabelle: They don't bother eachother.
Everyday life: Nonexistent
Personality: Incredibly annoying and Cliché. She's into boy bands and a major trend chaser.
-She was killed by Lenore after kindergarten... no one misses her.
-No one's bothered to give her a name.
-I probably would have fit in a lot better at school had she lived.
Everyday life: Frequent
Personality: Completely crazy! Random and bizarre are her specialties! She yells like a maniac and nothing in the world can calm her down! She's the kind of person that uses compliments as insults and insults as complements! She won't lay a finger on her enemies, but will smack her friends around like nobody's business. She can get pretty rough with people she likes. She will run in circles for the sake of running in circles, and random inside jokes are her favorite things in the world!
Overview: MANIA! She runs a million miles an hour and nothing can slow her down. It's rare that she'll focus on something, but there's no stopping her when she does.
-When she's tired, she gets delirious.
-her favorite answers to the question "What's wrong with you!?" are "Nothing, I was meant to be this way!", "EVERYTHING!!!!", and "Well I kill people and eat hands, that's two things"
-Her nickname is 'Livia
-She hides behind the fridge when she's in trouble because Cloë can't reach there.
-She will whack/slap/smack Cloë in the back of the head when Cloë rolls her eyes, on the grounds that she "Thought there was something wrong with your (Cloë's) eyes!" She usually winds up hiding behind the fridge.
-You will never understand her...don't try.
-Scroll down to see her crazy quote wall.
Cloë: Cloë spoils all her fun! cause it's "dangerous" or "stupid" or "Dear god! are you mad women! You can get us all killed that way!" It's frustrating!
Zoë: An alliance to have fun! Zoë and her get into craziness.
Lenore: She ignores Lenore.
Piper: song lyrics!
Hypatia: On the rare occasion she's upset, she's glad to have Hypatia. Hypatia's the only one that can get her to stop being upset when it happens.
(note...I'm not sure what Isabelle and Piper's mean...it's Olivia, so don't even try to figure it out.)
Everyday life: Heavy
Personality: Violent and trigger happy. She will not stand being belittled and will not hesitate to go on the attack!
Overview: Short tempered and ready to pounce on anyone that gives her a reason. She's a land mine waiting for an idiot to explode on and watch his poor idiot guts go flying across the field leaving the normally bright green grass stained with sick shades of a sticky red, pink and brown goo in the sun for some poor child to find while exploring only to scream out of the horror before him.
-As seen above, she doesn't settle for "I'm gonna kill you", she'll describe a bloody murder scene, or just a specific method if she's feeling lazy.
-She has excellent word choice, it "makes or breaks a violent scene" as she says, so she's active in a lot of writing and school papers.
-She's fantastic at BS-ing a paper, it kind of makes her sick at how much teachers don't look at the actual paper, just how many big and exotic words she uses.
-Contrary to what you may believe, she does like the color pink. (Ah! Nothing like a hott pink Kalashnikov!)
-You touch her X-box controller, you die!
-You touch her guns, you die!
-You touch her sword, you die!
-You touch her, you die!
Cloë: Short tempers between them, but nothing rivalry level
Zoë: Professional friendship.
Alice: *sigh* Patience.
Olivia: Hit or miss, depends on the day.
Everyday life: Light
Personality: Very motherly/big sisterly. She loves kids and will rush on to the scene if someone is upset or hurt. She always tries be a big sister to anyone that needs her to be.
Overview: She stays out of everyone's way until she's needed and keeps to herself when nobody needs a big sister/mom.
-Her name was also the name of the daughter of the last librarian of Alexandrian.
-There's a loooong story that gives away too much personal info of who she was really named after and why.
-She loves kids (Duh?)
-She has a habit of using nicknames, Ex: Buttercup, Sweetheart, Darling, Sweety, Bunny, Little Miss(y), Honey, Babydoll, ect.
Cloë: She stays out of Cloë's way for the most part, but helps when Cloë when she needs it.
Zoë: Not too much interaction on either front.
Alice: Hypatia rushes to her side when she needs someone to be a big sister.
Lenore: They don't talk really.
Olivia: On the rare occasion when Olivia is upset, she comforts her
Piper: Not much interaction.
Isabelle: Usually involves gasps. She doesn't care for Isabelle's brand of humor.
Everyday life: Moderate
Personality: Inappropriate. Just inappropriate. Don't let her near kids!
Overview: Sex jokes, swear words, innuendos, sexy dancing, you name it, she's a pro.
-Please refrain from giving her any lollipops.
-She's not allowed to write her own "Fun facts"
-She's not allowed to write any fanfictions.
-She's only allowed out when I'm alone. (Short of a few jokes here and there)
-She's the master of "that's what she said" jokes.
Cloë: Two words! Joy. Kill.
Zoë: She has a lot of fun with Zoë.
Alice: *Blows raspberry*
Lenore: She doesn't even try to talk to Lenore.
Olivia: She's still confused, but all right!
Piper: Nothing really.
Hypatia: Even bigger joykill than Cloë!!!!
and a lot more I haven't even thought of yet...
OLIVIA'S CRAZY QUOTE WALL!!
(All of the following quotes came from me when 'Livia felt like being...well...'Livia!)
"They'll never suspect we're train robbers!"
"I think I broke reality!"
Cloë: What's that?
Olivia: A FUNNY WORD!"
(holding all three of my stuffed polar bears) "I AM SURROUNDED BY POLAR BEARS!"
"Olivia: I want a kangoroon!
Cloë: What is that?
Olivia: I don't know, but I want one!"
(Randomly in the middle of a chat with a friend) "SAVE ME FROM THE LEPRECHAUNS!!!!"
"YAY! NOBODY SUCKS! Except the people that suck, they suck a lot!"
"HOLY FLYING CATS!"
"The music industry is confusing me!
How can I be "perfect just the way I am" if "nobody's perfect"?
Are they calling me a nobody!?
*cries in corner*"
"Am I the only one that get's concerned that my imaginary friends are gonna think I'm crazy?"
"I AM THE DUCK QUEEN!!!! BOW BEFORE YOUR GODDESS YOU FOOLISH DUCKS!!!!!"
"It's like happiness in your nose"
"Rock and roll roll roll roll down a hill"
"Video game version of YOLO:
(You Only Live Like Fifty Million Times Oh My God Why Can't I Beat This Level Grrrrrrr Aaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!)"
"Sometimes there's a hat"
"I HOPE SUNSHINE AND PUPPIES RAIN ON YOUR PARADE YOU FOUL, WRETCHED, TESSERACT!"
"Life is like a monkey"
"Olympic foursquare is a very dangerous sport"
"The tables are evil!!!"
"Crap! I burst into flames again!"
"SHUT-UP AND DRINK KOOLADE!"
"It's like toys, only in your head!!"
"You'll lose your peanut-butter privileges!!!"
"Excuse me while I lose my mind for a second."
"YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! I AM A FREAKING RACECAR!"
"Why can't I doodle on the lemon!?"
"CURSE YOU AND YOUR BANANA BOAT!!!!"
"POOF! Now it's on fire!!!!"
"The dark side lied!!!! There were no cookies!!!!"
"NOW GIVE ME MY GUMMY WORMS BEFORE I HAVE A MELTDOWN!"
"Your robot does cocaine?"
(With my hair covered in tin foil while I'm getting it dyed) "I am the tin foil queen, and this it my tiara!"
"I hope a turquoise bunny monster eats your computer and spits legos at you, you fool!!!!!!"
"The hair dryer has spoken!"
"nooooooo!!!! not zoo animals!!!!!!!
"Where's my zombie muffin?"
"THEY'RE TRYING TO EAT MY SHOELACES!!!1"
"NOOOOO CAMELS ARE KILLING THE SUNRISE!!!!"
"Ask my hair brush, it knows all!"
"Monkeys should eat your face!"
"Making sense is overrated!"
"Just a metal thing I found on the ground. whateve."
"I have no idea what I'm doing...BUT I'M HAVING A BLAST DOING IT!!! :D"
"I'm sorry, I don't come in 'normal'"
"This package is green so the world must end."
"No, we don't do any drugs or alcohol, we're just lighting Doritos fires."
"And all it took was a robot full of monkeys"
"Eeeeeew ear sweat!"
"Talking to yourself is so much more fun than sitting in silence!"
"I MADE PASTE OUT OF THE PROBLEM!!!!! D:"
"I have a spoon in my bra."
"Green-beans fly'n everywhere!!!"
"Exploding fire whale!"
"So yeah, we had a rodent party in the after-life."
(If you wanna play, PM me)
here's how it works...
we both exchange list of random items
and we both have to write a story including those items
the list can range between 12 and 20 items (I usually do 16)
-it has to be a one-shot
-it must include EVERY item on the list
-you're not allowed to let the other one know ANYTHING about it until it's posted
-it must be completed and posted in one day
-you're not allowed to make someone write for any couple they don't want to write for!!!
-you're allowed to delete it afterwords if you don't like it, but only afterwords! it must be posted!
-bonus points for how well you string it together, make it seem like there was no list! (current record holder: MISSsweety63 with "Stark Pink")
-bonus points for how crazy, random, and funny it gets! (current record holder: Abriana Belle with "The Wonderful Day When Antauri Lost His Mind" Note: Belles couldn't post anything on her profile at the time, so it's on her friend, Htgr8's profile)
I'm a total
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*U SPRX fangirl U*
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None can resist his charms!!!!!
So I guess that's it...
Enjoy whatever craziness I dare post :P